Previous >>531515148Timeline:▶ Day 24>Trump says Iran delivered major oil and gas “present” as talks progress>Iranian ballistic missile impacts just off the shore of Beirut>NYT: Saudi crown prince urges Trump to continue war on Iran to reshape the Middle East>Katz: The IDF will control the security buffer zone up to the Litani>Tit for tat exchange begins after Israel strikes Iranian energy infrastructure▶ Day 23>MB Ghalibaf: No negotiations have been held with the US, and fakenews is used to manipulate the financial and oil markets and escape the quagmire in which the US and Israel are trapped.>Iranian media reports that there were no direct or indirect talks with Trump and says he backed down due to fears of Iranian retaliation.>Trump claims Iran agrees to zero uranium enrichment, including civilian use>Israel still striking Tehran in spite of Trump's comments>Trump says talks held on 'complete and total resolution of hostilities' with Iran>USA, NATO withdraw from Iraq▶chink AI slop is now kinobrown people say so ▶Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHwwZRH2wz8▶Telegramhttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Twitter accountshttps://nitter.net/clashreporthttps://nitter.net/FaytuksNetworkhttps://nitter.net/sentdefender▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/
Trump WON
We gonna watch a lot of dead zogbots this weak bros.
>Hegseth on Iran:>>We negotiate with bombs.lol
anon said that dubai desalination might be offile but got 90 days of emergency tanks undergroundhow does dubai pump water out of their emergency water reservoir? electricity from the grid?this is the kind of freak contingency a draught purpose emergency reservor might now have
Thread theme>Rubio and Vancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOKzWCm6xx4
>>531529785>Trump says Iran delivered major oil and gas “present” as talks progress>Katz: The IDF will control the security buffer zone up to the LitaniNeither of these are news and will be removed upon next bake. as will this>>▶chink AI slop is now kino>brown people say so you are literally afro-asiatic
>Barak Ravid: Trump: Iran gave us a gift and the gift arrived today. It was a big gift worth a lot of money. It told me that we are negotiating with the right people. It was a gift related to oil and gasIran figured out all you need to win Trump is give him gold and cash.
Dang F35 got over 300,00 parts I can't work on this fuckin thing GOT TOO MANY PARTS
how many times did we win?
>>531529925not news because they make you dreadful?
>>531530019How many days has this war been going for? There might have been multiple wins on the same day though.
>>531529976We don't need your help Shartdeep
>f35 got shot down>no threads on /pol/ or /k/ about it/k/ really is glownigger hq isn't it
>>531529882Why is this retard stealing Iranin jokes? https://x.com/IRTruePromise/status/2036048147554718166
Pentagon geniuses have told Trump the opening the strait operation will be successful, so he greenlit it.They are going to do it.
>>531529922https://en.clickpetroleoegas.com.br/United-Arab-Emirates-excavates-caves-in-mountains-to-store-billions-of-liters-of-desalinated-water--trading-oil-for-water-security-in-the-desert-vml97/
>>531529942If Trump says Iran will let them through 4/mil a ship I will >>531529976legitimately yeah, this is why we had to scrap the Saturn V, even though we have the plans in fucking triplicatelast thing you want to find out is your rocked fucking exploded because the generic iron nail labelled iron nail on your 1950s plan was made of a slightly different composition from the one you're using now
>>>531529785Yah(יָהּ) bless Israel. Yah(יָהּ) bless European America. Yah(יָהּ) bless the European Union. >Amen(אָמֵן).
>>531530019How many days has it been since the start? At least that many.
>>531530124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq5L-PRaTeU
Markets didnt buy any of that press conference.No movements in gold oil or stocks
I honestly am hoping someone deboonks the idea that we lost iraq and abandoned all our bases. The schadenfreude and catharsis would be too strong if it were true, I'd have develop a grand mal seizure, serotonin syndrome, and type 2 diabetes instantly. Surely that convoy wasn't literally all of our forces heading to jordan?
>>531530093fucking hell
>>531530116>We are negotiating with Iran but we are also going to invade IranSurely the operation has been postponed, surely Trump wouldn't lie.
>>531530043because you moving ten feet forward, putting a flag down, retreating and it getting bombed immediately is not news when we've already had entire countries switch sidesyou dumb kikes have no proportionality
>>531530247carrot and a stick
>>531530155
>>531530116They're probably using these zogbots as sacrificial lambs to galvanize support at home when they all get inevitably killed.
>>531530215>I honestly am hoping someone deboonks the idea that we lost iraq and abandoned all our baseshttps://shape.nato.int/news-releases/nato-mission-iraq-posture-adjustedhas a press release>“I would like to thank the Republic of Iraq and all the Allies who assisted in the safe relocation of NATO personnel from Iraq,” said General Alexus Grynkewich, Supreme Allied Commander Europe. “I would also like to thank the dedicated men and women of NATO Mission Iraq, who continued their mission throughout this period. They are true professionals.”
>>531530318MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
>>531530215Obvious AI, US forces only march forward never back
>>531530116The Pentagon have shat all over Anthropic's Claude A.I. It seems that Grok gave them assurances here lmao
>>531530265Jews must be winning for you to be seething this hard.
>>531530247postponed until market close
>>531530215>I honestly am hoping someone deboonks the idea that we lost iraq and abandoned all our bases. The schadenfreude and catharsis would be too strong if it were true, I'd have develop a grand mal seizure, serotonin syndrome, and type 2 diabetes instantly. Surely that convoy wasn't literally all of our forces heading to jordan?nobody is talking about this. not even the podcasters
>>531530189>>531530124>>531529922https://dar.com/work/project/liwa,-al-dhafra-strategic-water-storage-and-recovery-system
>>531530265yep dreadful it is
>>531530369They're winning so hard they've been bombed every half hour for almost three days
>>531530318>>531530215Enjoy suddenly dying
>>531530106yes it is
>>531530286Please, Mr President, no more victories over Iran today. No more winning.We haven't shorted our bids yet.
>>531530215Dude who cares. The place is literally on the other side of the world. Trump said that Iraq was a mistake. Promise made, promise kept.
SAAR I LIVE ISRAIL. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE TO DO THE NEEDFUL AND MARRY A BEAUTFUL ISRAILI WOMEN Alright, now that's out of my system. What's this I hear about the Gerald R Ford being hit?
My controversial opinion is that if America attempts to seize Kharg island, it will be able to do so while taking what will be considered acceptable losses. So far Iran has simply not shown itself to be effective in terms of causing military casualties. Effective at economic warfare through attacks on civilian shipping and energy infrastructure, yes, but not at actually killing soldiers. Only two fatal Iranian strikes have taken place so far and only in the initial retaliatory strikes, before their missile capabilities have been severely degraded (this is assuming America isn’t covering up its death count, but I think it would almost impossible to keep deaths a secret this long). And America has already destroyed the existing military infrastructure on Kharg. Shaheds will be a danger yes but these are countered effectively by the C RAM. What is Iran’s playbook exactly if they lose Kharg?
>>531530215Pretty sure Iraq passed laws telling us to leave and we just ignored them. Leaving Iraq permanently would be a great win out of all this
>MEU in Diego Garcia>82 airborne staging in East AfricaBros...Trump is not that retarded....?
>>531530369They're dying in their bunkers now
>>531530536Jewish women are built for Hindu men, yes.
>>531530124it doesn't say how the pumps are powered, this might become a very very big problem
>>531530592they have to do somethingits not about retardation the straight being closed = death of $
>>531530536It was either hit or suffered sabotage from a mutiny.Whichever you think is the worse option.
>>531530215
>>531530700If it was hit someone would have taken credit for it by now and it would be blasted absolutely everywhere on the net.
>>531530562Ask hegseth how many military casualities the US have taken. He won't say it. Not to mention PMC, spooks and contractors.
Strait status?Petrodollar status?Talks status?Banan status?
>>531530781It has to be a false flag, Iran can barely get missile to fire 200 miles. No way such stupid retarded sand niggers can ever threaten anyone of real importance in Europe. That's just silly. I mean if they had missile that could fire that far they could damage US carriers but nah carriers stay outside their range and just bomb the shit out the dumb goat fuckers because they have nothing that can attack that far away. Iran is nothing more than pathetic target practice with weak short range missiles, a cardboard leader and small peepee and nothing they have can threaten anything other than a girls school because they can't even properly target anything besides 6-year-old girls to rape and beat the living out of as that's all they know how to do. Israel has won every engagement with Muslims and they will win this one to.
>>531530562>So far Iran has simply not shown itself to be effective in terms of causing military casualties. That's the easiest thing to hide and the purpose of the largescale social media blackout.
>>531530764Did Iran let the Iraqi oil tanker proceeds go onto a New York fed controlled bank account?They let the tanker through today.
>>531530826Don't ask
>>531530797You need to face the fact Iran hasn't even killed 10% of he kikes that Hamas and the IDF did in just a few hours.
>>531530643>caves in mountainsif the caves are higher up then they are basically water towers.and with much effort water can be moved upward by physically mechanical means, if gasoline for motors aren't available for some reason.
>>531530855Are you retarded? Iran took out all thaad in the middle east with precision strikes.
>>531530870>bank account?It was likely settled in Yuans.
>>531530855
TKD
>>531530643from grok admittedly:Submersible pumps in the 315 recovery wells (plus supporting pumping stations) lift water from ~80 m depth. These are conventional electric pumps, drawing from the UAE grid. No widespread use of on-site solar, wind, or diesel for the primary recovery pumps is documented in project descriptions (though a separate research proposal explored wind-powered desalination to produce the water for storage).
>>531530969Those were all Israeli false flags attacks. Iran already denied they fired those missiles.
>>531530948it says its in porous substrate and that it must be pumped up /skim read itand watched some video parts
>>531530215It was a feigned retreat such as used by the Mongols or William at Hastings, they were simply pretending to run away to break the Iranian shield wall. As soon as the Iranis tried to chase their fleeing foe they turned around and slaughtered them all.
>>531530781Which is why I am sure if was sabotaged.They were already sabotaging the sewage system by flushing shits and clogging the toilets. Stepping up to a small laundry fire that got into the electrical system in the walls, then went on to destroy 600 bunks, isn't a huge leap.
>>531531021>drawing from the UAE grid.uhhhh
>>531530562Kharg is the low hanging fruit - the US can take it easily and with very few casualties.It just won't help much. Except for me selling the resulting short lived pump
Are american diplomats dead ?
>>531531028Ok chaim.
>>531531109Dubai whores will be drinking piss for an entirely different reason?
>>531530855Holy shit shut the fuck up
>>531530867The media blackout is all on Iran's side tho. No internet, only closely controlled state media. The only videos are via Starlink and people run massive risks and have to hide their location. It is telling anons lie about saying Israel jail people for any filming, there is lot's of filming, there are webcams showing Iranians missiles getting through. So it is a mental bias in what anons believe rather than reality.
>>531531113>the US can take it easily and with very few casualties.By what means?
>>531531086They fled to jordan then dropped bombs on the guy who let them go. (he got away tho)
>>531531178once again, post nose rat fucking kike
>>531531125si vis pacem para bellum
>>531531178>The media blackout is all on Iran's side tho.Oh cool, did Hegseth address >>531530318?Did anyone even ask? No. You know why? Because it is gag ordered by Nat Sec letter.
>>531531125This faggot is like a 12 years old kid in a Call of Duty chat.
Jews: Take your meds, schizoAlso Jews:
>Trump: The Iranians targeted the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln with about 100 missiles and all of them were interceptedOrange nigger admited that Abraham Lilcon was hit by, at least, 100 missiles kek
>>531531155They can go to kuwait and buy water from water merchant anon.
Nobody is buying Trump's BS
>>531531125Witkoff and Kushner are Israelis, there are no American negotiators.
>>531531286Another well known false flag attack by Israel
What are the odds the US is actually talking to Iran and this isn't just Trump talking to himself to calm the market and buy time?
>>531531241I hate kikes, the thing is I hate mussies as well. So, why exactly do you support a country that is run by mussies which is thousands of miles away?
>>531531273>BREAKING NEWS: The Iraqi Ministerial Council for National Security has authorized the Popular Mobilization Forces to exercise the right of response following a series of treacherous zionist-American strikes targeting PMF sites.>PMF is an Iranian-backed paramilitary umbrella group that operates within Iraq. Although formally and legally part of the Iraqi Armed Forces and reporting directly to the prime minister, PMF leaders act independently from state control, and in practice, answer to the supreme leader of Iran.KEK
Donke is playing 5D tic tac toe
>>531531303isn't kuwait's power off?
>They gave us a present, and it arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I'm not gonna tell you what that present is but it was very significant prizewtf is he talking about?
>>531531347>Speaking to reporters earlier at the White House, President Trump mentions and vaguely talks about a mysterious “present” given to the United States yesterday by Iran:“Because they're going to make a deal. They're going to make a deal. They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually. They gave us a present, and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. And I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize. And they gave it to us, and they said they were going to give it. So that meant one thing to me, we’re dealing with the right people. No, it wasn't nuclear related. It was oil and gas related. And it was a very nice thing they did.”THE SHAH GIFTED HIM A GOLDEN DILDO! ORANGE NIGGER IS HAPPY WITH THE GOLDEN DILDO
So we got an anon with UAE sources claiming their desalination is disrupted due to power problems.The 90 days emergency water storage of dubai is run from the electricity grid.The one that is disrupted.This is a humanitarian catastrophe of such a proportion and the UAE monarchy is extremely censorious.
https://x.com/WarMonitors/status/2036515538130657665Cluster warhead falling on Tel Aviv
>>531531422He's bragging about who he played the markets.
>MDA Spokesperson: Following the shooting towards the center of the country:>>In the Bnei Brak area, MDA medics and paramedics are providing medical treatment on site to 3 injured people, including: a man about 23 years old with shrapnel wounds, a woman about 80 years old, and a 7-year-old child in light condition with glass shrapnel wounds. Updates will follow if necessary. Noam
>>531531382Partially and the anon said he bought 320liter
>>531530643It's essentially a synthetic groundwater system so they can use a variety of different pumps powered whatever way they can rustle up to get it going. Car engine here, solar there, it's essentially just a network of artificial wells.
>Trump: I believe we will reach an agreement with Iran but I cannot confirm the matter definitivelyWHAT THE FUCK? THIS ORANGE NIGGER IS WORSE THAN BIDEN!
>>531531455More evidence of Israeli false flag attacks. Does it make sense for Iran, a Muslim nation to attack other Muslims? No, it's obvious that all attacks on Muslim nations are from Israel. To deny it is to support Israel
>>531531455what did the anon say about uae's power?I'm not seeing anything about that
>>531531455That's not a horrible situation to be in though as you could inefficiently manually pump the water out if you don't have any diesel or backup generators lying around. As long as the water is still there it is ultimately accessible, just more difficult to access.
>>531529922Even if their reserves last that long, its going to take longer than 90 days to rebuild their water infrastructure, not considering iran would bomb it again anyways
>>531531360The whole concept of these PMF seems odd, are they exclusively Shia? Why aren't Iraq's sunnis complaining over not having their own private militia?
>>531531611do you mean like the strait of hormuz is technically still ultimately open, but just more difficult to access?
>>531531521It doesn't go into the grid, you can possible get it out but the quantity and so forth is all reducing scale.
>>531531617that was isis
>>531531617Iraqi Sunnis are the minority, and they are cucked to Saudi Arabia and the zog UAE, they are also betas themselves, the only chad was Saddam
>>531531489>>531531617it's sad to see the non-goyim-jews get hit. Only the freiers should be getting hit...
>>531531610Might be rumors I haven't seen corroboration.The punishments currently in the GCC for anything are just medieval.
>>531529785I refuse to post in a kike bread
>>531531445retarded fucking faggot shit
>>531531481Cute how it sort of looks like the star of David coming in
>>531531794you just did?
>>531531273>Since December 2021, when the US military announced the end of its combat role in the country, the US has had roughly 2,500 troops in Iraq in an advise and assist capacity.So US "troops" were there in an advise capacity only. US troops still remain in the Kurdish region of Iraq that the Iraqi gov don't control. Those troops were not even there in a combat capacity.
>>531531698No I mean any water storage system will have these safeguards. I see your joke but it is a good thing that this will only cause inconvenience, not death.
>>531531262Latinlet detected
>>531531708Isis is a conglomerate of mercenaries from various countries from Afghanistan, Irak, Syria, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, and other stan muslim country. Then those mercenaries were commanded by Mossad operatives, Americans, and Nato fluent in Arabic. As one of the french analyst said, in the top leadership of Isis they all have blue eyes and blond hair.
>>531529785sneedto all americansc and kikes
>>531531617Sunnis are like 25% of the total population since Saddam's fall and very hated vs 60% of shias, they can't do anything
>>531531794No goy baked. Let’s goyim swarm this kike thread. The only way
>>531531854>it happened it just wasn't a big dealthe point of having that base in Iraq was to pressure Iran if this exact scenario ever happenedTrump and Hegseth are retards and consider the word "Iraq" news cycle poison: if we seriously wanted to win that is where we would be reinforcing
>>531531868it causes death due to incompetence, lack of scale, distribution problems, spoilage and logistics further the gulf niggers are censorious thus will admit it too late
>>531531575I wouldn't put it past them but the cover story of harboring the enemy forces is pretty good.
>>531531930isis was the private military there >Then those mercenaries were commanded by Mossad operatives, Americans, and Nato fluent in Arabic. As one of the french analyst said, in the top leadership of Isis they all have blue eyes and blond hair.kek
>>531530215>I honestly am hoping someone deboonks the idea that we lost iraqIt was a strategic failure since the beginning. Iraq was always a battleground between Sunnis and Shias which both hated the US. Shias were playing nice to overthrow saddam and monopolize power but their long term goal was always to turn the country into an Iranian vassal
>>531529785how are muslims coping with pic related
>>531531794bake next
>>531531854you are the densest motherfucker to post in these threads im not even frustrated with you anymore im honestly impressed
>>531531794just include a dead kike in your replies, search for posts with the name "dead kike" in the archives if you don't have any
>>531531794BasedI mean usually I don't mind Israeli posters but the ones itt are all low info, low IQ, bottom of the barrel brainwashed NPCs without a sense of humor
>>531532055You're an absolute fucking retard if you believe anything trump says.
>>531531993Except Iraq told the Biden admin to get the troops out which it did. That base was already under Iraqi control, the only US "troops" left were advisers. So unless Iraq asked the US to brings troops back then it's a moot issue. The base is an Iraqi one now and has been for a few years.
>BREAKING NEWThe IRGC Aerospace Force will intensify its offensive operations starting tonightAn informed official announced to Fars News that a significant increase in the operational capabilities of the IRGC will take place.'In order to counter the savagery of Trump and the White House, the IRGC will increase the volume of its drone operations by up to 20%. The use of ultra-heavy and strategic missiles will also double, increasing by 100%.'– FARS
>>531532055>Trump makes things up to move the start market the way he wantsLmao first time?
>>531532132bake next
>>531532151he was right every time about this, muslims have been proven wrong several times already when they said no negotiation is taking place lol
>>531532055They'd have to be able to decipher Trump's incoherent ramblings first before they can cope
>>531532219There are no negotiations. Asking to talk and getting no answer is not a negotiation
>>531532219When was the last time he was right about anything at all?
>>531532105Can you tell me how many US military combat troops were in Iraq (outside the Kurdish zone) before the conflict began nearly 4 weeks ago? And how many were there just after the conflict started nearly 4 weeks ago?
>>531532285more, give me more cope and denial
>>531532134keep focusing on the fire damage when it's going to take ages to get all the feces out of every nook and cranny
>>531532055Yeah dude trump doesn't just say shit to inside trade and manipulate marketsThe thing is you don't believe this either you've just gone complete cope and denial mode
>>531532197>'In order to counter the savagery of Trump and the White Housewhat did they mean by this?
>>531532197IWANTTHE GEIGER COUNTERSINDIMONATO SCREEEEEEAAAAMMMMM
>>531532340You have got to be fucking kidding me dude or this is really good bait
>>531530870Iran tells Gulf states to stop supporting USA Iraq kicks USA out Iran allows Iraq tanker to go through. what's so hard to understand about this?
Jared Kushner is the mediator/messenger/lobbyist for saudi arabia/UAE and not registered under FARA
damn, that's lucky
>NewIsraeli Kan Media: Damage in a fortified room after an Iranian rocket fell on a building in Petah Tikva.
>>531530287>to galvanize support at homeI don't think people that are opposed already will buy into sunk cust
>>531532055Fuck off tranny, ask to drump for the dildo gifted by the shah if you want but stop poisoning the thread
>>531532336can you shut the fuck up go back to india? thanks
>>531532472"Fell" LOL uh oh kikes your cuck rooms aren't going to protect you anymore
>>531532381kikes don’t believe anything, least of all what they say, why argue?
>>531532340>we are winning bigly guise trust me would i lie?
>>531531930Most IS soldiers were native iraqis and syrians, international ambitions instead of focusing only on iraq and the grievances of the local population there like how AQ had advised them to was when they messed up
>>531532432Iraqs oil money goes to the New York fed or was going theredo they use a new account now benefitting the iraq government or held by teheran as intermediary until the situation stabilizes??
>>531532055Is this bait or is she legit retarded? I can't tell
>>531532055>trump taking a bribe to leave the jew rats out to hangHow are the kikes coping?
>>531531318Yeah, and Israelis are the American nobility. It all just makes sense when you realize that Israel is just a gated community for the American nobles.
>>531532472These cluster munitions keep up Israel is gonna nuke somebody. They are actually damaging everyday infrastructure...thankfully the casualties are low still but the retarded property damage is taking its toll
>>531532134>Trump: The Iranians targeted the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln with about 100 missiles and all of them were interceptedOrange nigger admited that at least 100 missiles hit the Lincoln
>>531532134Might have gotten lit up by those clusterfuckers. Carriers have a lot of redundancies but if you hit multiple critical parts you can take them out of operational order.
> Trump: We have really regime changed; this is a change in the regime because the leaders are all very different than the ones we started off with.https://x.com/clashreport/status/2036513667043238076
>>531532340>Trump: I believe we will reach an agreement with Iran but I cannot confirm the matter definitivelyFuck off, tranny
>>531532438Oh no! He might get a fine at some point in the distant future...
>>531532548This one specifically seemed to actually believe in a possible complete israeli victory early in the war so seeing it resort to complete denial and cope now as we enter our 4th week gives me a satisfaction of sorts
>>531532625Americans are the jannisaries of the jewish empire
>>531532501Not a jeet, not a Paki, not American (mutt), not a kike etc etc. White English, a reminder there are anons who think advisors = combat troops. They also think Iraq who told Biden to get all combat troops out of Iraq (well the Iraq they control) to leave which Biden did leaving only military advisors left. All NATO "troops" were advisors also.
>>531532467>everyone says Trump is going to back out>someone bets on it>ZOMMGGGGGGG INSIDUR TRADINGNGNGN!!!!
>>531532705The Ayatollah was replaced with the Ayatollah.
>>531532597>shefind it funny you believe he's a woman but can't possibly believe trump
>>531532632It will be interesting to see if any real information leaks out once those sailors are off rotation
>>531532597>sheHe's a derranged tranny
carriers chillin'
>>531532750Sad but true
What do the guys getting shipped to iran get told they're fighting for?
>>531532625shut the fuck up nigger. I'm filtering your flag now.
>>531532581I don't know, but I also don't think Iran cares about letting one go, if the other Gulf states look at this and start to go get thinking
>>531532438>>531532719he is making hundreds of millions this month anywayhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-23/kushner-fund-backed-by-mideast-saw-assets-jump-to-6-2-billion
>New Projectile struck vicinity of Bushehr nuclear power plant at 9 PM — Iranian Atomic Energy Organization
meanwhile in Iran...does this look like someone who's winning?
>>531532893The rapture
>>531532893Armageddon and the return of Jesus Christ.I kid you not.
>>531532893The Dow is over 50k
>>531532829>carriersthe usa got only 3 operational carries atm
>>531532705>>531532793
>>531532467Is it possible this was the treasury? Is that more or illegal or less?
>oh my god they just went in>god damnit leroy
The "people" repeating Axios disinformation need to die
>>531532893Trans rights, OnlyFans whores and (((ISIS))) interference in Iran
>>531532930Strait status?Regime change status?
>>531532055I'll slit your throat kike
>>531532967what happens if they say they wont fight?
>>531532258
>>531532930If Iran were losing you wouldn't be running your mouth at all
>>531532340
>>531532930a random smoke cloud in a residential area? you guys gotta start posting sat maps of damage so we take it seriously
>>531533062We changed their regime from boomers who wouldbnegotiate to xillennials who won't. We WON!
>>531530358musk has been a dod frontman since before anyone heard of him, so no surprises there
>>531533033>"full solidarity'" with Israelis that attack Iran during negotiationspathetic cuck
>>531532705>We replaced Khamenei with KhameneiHoly fucking cope we look so stupid right now
>>531532438Kushner and Witkoff have to be thrown out from the negotiations that would be the signal for real peace coming. Until then no peace is coming
how do you hit something without impacting itthese fucking turks at clash reported are so fucking retarded
>>531532340Are you able to save money towards a car with all your JIDF shekels? Or is it simply subsistence (you) farming?Or do you spend it all on gay porn?You should be saving up some money by now. But the gay gene probably drives you to self-destruction and compulsive purchases/drug abuse.
>>531529785>No boots on the ground>Trump orders 200 000 pairs of sandals so nobody can call him a liar when the marines land on Iran's beaches in sandals, not boots
>>531533091Depends. If you've enlisted less than a year ago, you can mention "failure to adapt" and get away scot-free. It's not guaranteed however.
>>531532762look im sorry for antagonizing you and being a dick but this doesn’t matter and is purely an issue of semantics obviously we were not combat equipped in iraq considering we’ve officially been done with ops there for like 15-16 years now the loss here is less about who, the specific noncombat personnel that are no longer there, it’s about what, the ability to use those bases as staging areas for ops inside iran with the cooperation and consent of the iraq government
>>531533033>amerigolems starting wars for israel>unpredictablewtf is that retard talking about
>>531532930Americans always blow shit up with high casualties and still end up losing wars. What's your point?
>>531533026the us has been a post-law state for quite a while now
How many ammunition does the US + Israel have remaining? A source will be nice. After so many articles speculating or outright stating interceptors and AD defense missiles were used up the war seems to be raging on regardless so what's up with that?
Scene from a shelter in Bnei Brak
>>531533222our household has two cars, we dont need a third
>>531532930Hormuz strait status?Middle East base status?Natural gas/energy production status?American economy status?But yeah go blow up a few more old muzzies, I'm sure they'll run out of people to launch the missiles and drones any day now you mongoloid retard>durrrr we dropped more bombs so we achieved our objectivesVietnam called, it said you're a moron
>>531531113Do you even have any fucking clue where kharg is? It's that little blip at the mouse pointer, past the straight of hormuz and hundreds of miles of iranian coast. There's a reason none of these discussions about invading the island by the orange retard administration ever involve maps that show where it is relative to iran or the rest of the gulf.
>>531532628Moar please
>>531531703That wasn't being argued against.It's obviously gonna be terrible but they're not immediately dying of thirst.BTW it's fucked there's no word for that in English.
>TRUMP - I URGE NATO TO JOIN THE WARWhy? The war is over, right? Orange nigger
>>531533271That rebar saved a life. Good construction
>>531533287wew that's a lot of green
>>531533062>>531533118>>531533133>>531533257>>531533287If Iran was winning, you wouldn't be coping and seething.>The white shed that's visible: 38.0868, 46.3408
How is bombing Iran going to change this?
>>531533220>What is a site? What is a lawn? What is a parking lot? What is a security buffer space?>I am Israeli, have you ever seen my shtetl, Bnai Brek? Grass is for cows.
>>531532628Shouldn't have fucked around and they wouldn't be finding out
>>531533271it's petah tikvah vid related the outside
>>531532829SO MANY, Hormussy closed, banan unavailable.
>>531533359I'm not seeing any banans in that video.
Scenes from one of the Iranian missile strikes on Tel Aviv
>>531533359shut up subhuman kike
>we did ityaaaaaaaaywooo-hoo
>>531533390so it did hit the site
>>531532893Pic rel
>>531533271not the first time he's been raped in bed.
>>531533359>if the commies are winning how do we bomb them daily I wish we had 4chan during Vietnam
>'Optic Sa Iran building #Isfahan Kaveh side at 13:20 became the target of an attack.'>>531533418banan was the great gift Iran just gave to Trump>>531533441you lost, tranny
>>531533249Iraq wanted you out, you didn't leave.
>>531533282>our household has two cars, we dont need a thirdWhy does your mom need 2 cars tho?Are you telling me you can drive?
>>531529785Pol let the kikes hijack pig
>>531532340Please tell me thats not what he actually said. Because at this point it could very well be what he said. Thats what so insane about it.
More destruction in Tel Aviv
>>531533323it’s so horrifying we don’t even want to conceptualize it with a concrete word in our thoughts
The Epstein Republic is losing
I saw Mojtaba Hosseini Khamenei at a grocery store in Tehran yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Fredos in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>531532628Launch the nukes, see what the fuck happens kike.
>>531533451>yeah we totally turned some dirt upside downquality of kike cope is going downhill
>>531533341He doesn't want us to miss out on the expensive gifts
>>531532927Has America devolved from Oligarchy to staight up Kleptocracy now?
>>531533220JAMMERS, there are Russian nuclear scientists there. JDAM’s and stand off munitions will suddenly have a high rate of failure, CEP goes to 300-500 meters, like in Ukraine.
Can't wait to see all the dead mudshit videos coming. It'll make the zigger invasion look like a walk in the park
>>531533451holy shit, kike. Now I know you drool, and I know it's because of inbreeding.
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>>531533506subhuman kike
>>531533592the gold themed oval office gives it away
>>531533531Sneaky kike keeps baking early. Are we really surprised kikes are sneaky?
>>531530215Pretty sure it's the rest of the eurotards
>>531533643screaming
>>531533359>we dun blown up a green(woke) house>Iran has got to surrender fair and square like now
>>531533359>>5315329301/2 Iran missile bases : > THE GRANITE FORTRESS OF YAZD — WHY IT IS INDESTRUCTIBLE>OSINT Analysis | March 24, 2026Geology as the First Line of Defense>The Yazd missile base — officially named "Imam Hussein Base" — is not merely a bunker. It is carved out of Shirkuh granite, one of the hardest rocks in the Earth’s crust, with a compressive strength of 25,000 to 40,000 PSI.For comparison:>Standard reinforced concrete: 5,000 PSIIranian ultra-high-strength concrete: 30,000 PSI>Yazd granite: 25,000–40,000 PSIThe GBU-57 MOP—the most powerful bunker buster in the U.S. arsenal—penetrates 6 to 10 meters into this type of rock. The vital facilities are located more than 500 meters underground.>The math is simple: 12 times out of range.The dead zone at 440 metersBetween the surface and the underground facilities lies the “dead zone”—440 meters of solid granite where the explosive energy dissipates entirely before reaching anything vital.No conventional airstrike can physically penetrate this zone.The missile subway>Inside the mountain: an automated rail system connecting assembly halls, deep ammunition depots, and 3 to 10 exits spread across different sides of the mountain.The operational protocol:>The launcher moves on rails toward an exit>Rises to the surface>FiresImmediately retreats undergroundThe exit is sealed by armored airlocks>Total duration: less than the response time of a retaliatory strike.>Launches observed on March 20, 2026, from the underground rail infrastructure confirm that the system is operational despite the bombings.
>>531533360uh it elongates the state of crisis in the region which causes western bankers to keep their shipping insurance rates high or raise them which means the tankers don't pass unless they switch to a chinese bank and settle in yuansso bombing Iran will incetivize it as normalizing relations with Iran is the only way to get your product to marketwhich is exactly why this sort of blockade is usually accompanied by the seizure of the materialbut we're not trying to stop Iran from doing this becauseuhhhhhhh
>>531533068Azerianon you need to overthrow your shabbos goy dictator and rejoin Iran immediately.
>>531533341OK. We will join. Can we bomb the largest electric plant in Iran tonight? We happen to have some launcher stashed in a Gulf country and a few civilian contractors that can launch missiles right now. Don't ask how they got there or why you didn't know about it. Gulf countries have lots of friendly dealings with Germany, you know.
>>531532930>>531533359>>5315337392/2 Who provided the technology?>China — Chemical routes (ST8 network) via Saman Tejarat Parman and Shangan Amour for solid fuel supply>North Korea — Herrenknecht and Wirth/Sell tunnel boring machines (TBMs), resold through North Korean intermediaries>Mixed networks — Sensitive materials and industrial chemicals transported via PCI (Parchin Chemical Industries)>The main civil engineering work — tunnel construction and drilling — was carried out by the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) and its affiliated companies.The survival strategy>In case of damage to the entrances: rapid sealing with ultra-high-strength concrete from the inside, making each entrance repairable within a few hours without surface exposure.Conclusion>Strikes can neutralize mobile launchers on the surface. They cannot destroy what lies 500 meters deep in granite.>This base is a guarantee of strategic survival—built over 40 years, activated in 2026.>As long as it exists, Iran can fire. Whenever it wants. From wherever it wants.
>>531533531>Polyou have to lurk for at least a year before making your first post
Israel is getting pummelled
>>531533033NOTICE how they criticize america, but never israel. Majority of european officials can't name the jew
you can't make this shit uplmfao
>>531533360What producing country?Isn't Iran blocking exports from countries hosting US bases? (which is everyone in the Gulf)
>>531533643as a thumbnail it looks a like a dinosaur in a hat
>>531533545damn didnt know the ayatollah was this based
>>531533463>>531533646>>531533700>>531533739>>531533783you lost, tranny
>>531533790You have to not be jewish before posting on my thread kike
Trump says Iran gave the US the iraqi oil tanker as gift.The fat retarded made me able to find out what he meant.The israeli here helped, the sale of the iraqi oil goes to the New York Fed so it is a "gift"
>>531533249Iraq said the US military mission was closed a while ago. It did not want or would want the US to be using anything in Iraq, the only time it may is to fight ISIS and other terrorist groups. So from their perspective they just want Iraq to be defended against. Iran then have zero reason to attack Iraq apart from the Kurdish reason. If there are no US military of any kind then where is the target for anyone in Iraq? Anons act as if the US had thousands of troops there and were chased out, it was a few advisors after the drawdown by Biden and before that as well under Obama.
OHMYISFAHAN(you lost, tranny)
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>>531533596JDAMs at max distance relying purely on INS gets you around 30m CEPso no and even that's not realistic that it would be on INS the entire time
>>531533983awwww how nice :)thanks iran bros!
>>531533549Reported to Pam Bondi for Anti Semitic remarks
>>531529785Are the Israelis in their bunkers similar to the Jeets in our very own Brampton, Ontario?
>>531532829Tankers. The big ones that carry oil are called tankers.
>>531534018That is the single worst trade in geopolitical history since we got Manhattan for beads
>>531529882> HegsethCan you make this based chud the next POTUS?? I don't want the hillbilly mascara wearing muppet.
>>531533711So this is apparently Shamkhani's deputy / successor, a hardliner who was personally involved in the creation of the fast boat swarm strat.
>>531533975>your
>>531534073Art of the Deal
>>531534018so trump refers to 2 million barrels of iraqi oil the payment going to the New York fed
>>531533983>>531534018>lose your access to Iraq>new occupiers sell the oil from Iraq to you so they can build more missiles to shoot at you >thanks for the giftHe used to at least put some effort in to the bullshit
>>531532285>>531532151Cope harderIran will sign the Trump plan by Friday
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>>531534091You should ask Bibi to do that as he calls the shots in Washington
>>531534063and the really big ones are called very large crude carriers, so
>>531533545Where did this copypasta originate from?
Can someone explain to me why Trump and the media keep saying there’s negotiations and talks when everyone is still striking each other? That Pakistan is a middle-man and that Iran is willing to talk? Didn’t US and Israel just launch missiles toward an Iranian nuclear base? I’m so confused man is shit gonna calm down or is it going to keep going
>>531534091None of the faggots in the current admin will be president
>>531530116I have faith in the muhreens tbqh, unless it's a bunch of Shaneequas then they're fucked.
Iranian media: America and Israel attacked today the vicinity of the Bushehr nuclear facility
>>531534150>The strait is open at a toll of 1 country/tanker
>>531532930>DoEs THIS LoOk lIKe sOmeOnE wHo'S WinNinG?Take a break, shartinez.
>>531534018>My sheikhdom for a tanker
>>531534285check the archive find the first /pig/ of the war then come back
>>531534235flood the zone with shit so no individual headlines are as impactful on the market and you have more capacity to dictate the narrative
>>531534073Pretty much. A couple tankers that builds even more goodwill between Iraq and Iran and the removal of the largest US base in Iraq in exchange for....a few million barrels of crude on the market? Lol.
>>531534215/mu/ then /sp/flying lotus pasta
>>531534029Cope : https://www.rusi.org/explore-our-research/publications/commentary/jamming-jdam-threat-us-munitions-russian-electronic-warfarehttps://www.politico.com/news/2023/04/12/russia-jamming-u-s-smart-bombs-in-ukraine-leaked-docs-say-00091600I remember Russian sources claiming it disrupted accuracy by 350 to 500 meters which is enough for high value targets
>>531534107>He doesn't know about the discobambulatorIran niggers will not understand what is happening to them
>>531534235Iran is winning massively
>>531534163This deal was honesty probably about to go down anyway. Trump just saving face here. The Iraqis saw their chance to finally rid themselves of the Americans, Iran lets them transit in return, and US loses but Trump does some ridiculous spin.
>>531534235>confused Animation related to fix that.
Iran negotiating while getting nuked
>>531534623So basically Trump is just coping and lying, right? Are there really talks going on?
>>531533359Looks like a school gymnasium.
>>531534380This thread was promised to you 3000 years ago?
>>531534781iran is presenting the ultima ratio regum
>>531534427Really? I always figured the zach braff one was the original.
>>531530215>>531530215>>531530215EITHER AMERICA WINS AND A DECADE OF COMPETITION WITH THE WORLD BEGINS OR TRUMP LOSES AND HIS LEGACY WILL BE THAT OF AMERICAN DEFEAT AND THE EMPIRE COLLAPSING // IMPLODING ITSELF
>>531533463CIA was too busy experimenting with LSD and other drugs to run psyops on the internet
>>531529785I hate Israel so much bros I hope Iran fucks all their infrastructure beyond repair and the kikes go into frenzy and slaughter each other.
