>PMQ'shttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8jk9l4x3evt>paramedic massacrehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafah_paramedic_massacre>Killing of Hind Rajabhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Hind_Rajab
>Former Head of Drama ( secondary)for 40 years. 2nd generation Holocaust survivor. Fan of Southampton FC. I tweet my thoughts. No dm’s please.Self proclaimed genius on the looseBE(FUCKIN)WARE
another brit/pol/ anon in the clink
*save britain*
>>531584032Damn
Rachel, I need more money. Do us a favour and give us more benefits. Cheers love.
better learn to pick litter off the streets in time for 2029
>ME MUM DIED IN THE AMBOLLY
>>531584295Sorry, but you need qualifications and a licence to that sort of work. You know, health and safety regulations and all.
Seething. Either you'll work for your monthly pittance or become a tramp
>>531583697Name the Ambulighters!Name them!
Why don't we have regional electric prices so there's an incentive to build cheap energy stuff in places where energy is actually used?
>>531584489I'm just not going to vote for Restore Britain, okay? I know it hurts, but I just love freebies!
>>531584510What about London and shareholders? Seems your plan's not really fleshed out.
>Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong>No no no no no no>I never said I'd reduce council taxWhat a joke of a man and party.
>>531584584'Who said we're an anti-immigration party?' Absolutely disgusting
https://www.thejc.com/news/uk/hatzola-saved-non-jewish-au-pair-nhs-spu9cbim>Exclusive: ‘Hatzola saved my non-Jewish au pair when the NHS could not’>Katherine’s au pair received life-saving treatment from the volunteer service after severing an artery on broken glass"They saved my shabbos goy"
Don’t care, still voting Tory
>>531584684>au pairLiterally slaves.
Eating Creme Eggs
>>531584489Lower your tone wagenoid
>>531584774>be Boris Johnson>no to au pairs being barely legal blonde bombshells from Poland>i want me a big purple clitted nigger who robs, steals, beats and says 'shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeettttttttttt' instead of sentences
Resaar bros... we are being outrosed.
>>531584717Kek
>>531584717#basedalert
>>531584684Why are they delaying announcing the names of the ambulance lighters. They've obviously got the passports dropped at the scene as usual.Don't tell me they've actually arrested the HeyRabbiWatchaDoin, and are now in an internal row with the Jewish Attorney General and genocidal midget, Richard Hermer - who also organised the RAPE OF BRITAIN'S CHILDREN by muslim gangs?
>>531584032absent fathers, rampant misandry in education and media and then manosphere mongs filling the void, this is having a disastrous effect on young men, i'm so glad i'm not a teenager in today's society it sounds horrendous out there
Back to work now to fund bone idle shitposters
>>531585037
>>531585086GET THE AMBULANCES FUNDED FOR FUCKS SAKE ANON!
>>531585037They'll reveal that the arsonist was Roald Dahl seeing as they're having a massive melty over him still
>>531585148Those ambulances aren't funded through tax, Mo
Trevor Chinn coming to an end of his reign of terror.
>>531584684Great here come the fake stories about the goyim using it.
>>531585106>Congrats on being one of our top readers globallyKek
>>531585361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9giMJVJ770
>>531585504me bum's been sick again can you ring hatzola for me?
>>531585086Good boy, go slay that paycheck!
>>531585689>paycheck
We need a new system to replace democracy and international capitalism. The only serious political question today is what form this system should take.
>>531585718Peighcheque
>Order! Could the member for Clacton please just sit down and stop being a boomer faggot
2 beers for luncheon methinks
>>531584879Saaar bloody still vote resaaarrr
>>531585790>Um Mr Speaker, the member for Clacton isn't here, he's never here
>>531585504>you've probably never even met a jew, why do you hate them?>oh and here are some stories about jews you've never met who helped people you've never met. we have no proof, but this means you should love us
>>531585734only people who understand wigger starmer and can explain the joke may set policy
>>531585833The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he doesnt exist
>>531585734Imperial cult worshipping the Emperor of Mankind.
>>531585990>Jeethammer
>>531585589Hi. Thanks for taking time to comment. My name's Crispin Blunt. Pillar of the Tory and British Military establishment. I'm always on the lookout for bright talent like you.Would you like to come to my home and have Chem Sex with me after I've settled a little current difficulty with the chaps?
Reform won’t deliver Remigration, so we therefore need to vote for Restore, which also won’t deliver Remigration and is also polling about 20% behind Reform. I am very smart.
what was his plan walking out of house of parliament? they all just laughed at him
>>531585833one of the funniest encounters with a jew was a supply teacher at collegehe didnt want to print out an info sheet for everyone in the class so we had to share because "it would have cost an extra 20p"also saw some hasidic jews running for a train in newcastle, which prompted me to say "never seen a jew run for a train before", to much laughter
Westminster Voting Intention:RFM: 27% (-1)CON: 20% (-1)LAB: 19% (-1)LDM: 14% (+2)GRN: 12% (-1)SNP: 3% (+1)Via @Moreincommon_, 20-22 Mar.Changes w/ 13-16 Mar.https://xcancel.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/2036767006502920483
>>531585990So the same as now, then?Moron larper.
>>531586320Restore will take at least 10% from Reform and no fucking way will the tories get 20% of the vote.
I hope Jim E. Brown forms a party and runs in the elections tbqh
>>531586388He's a pedophile rapejeet
>>531586146>you CANNOT vote your way out of this>NOOO you have to vote Reform!!!!!
people that voted reform in 2024 currently care more about the small boats than legal immigration
Is vorders ok? Last i heard she dumped 2 of her 5 boyfriends and has been quiet ever since
>>531586445He sounds like one of yours more like.
>>531586610We don't have grifters like tommy banging on about the legal ones so the normies don't know about it
>>531586394So you accept that Restore won’t win then. That’s progress.
>>531586682>y-you can't support restore because... you just can't okay!!1
>>531586505You were right with your first point
>>531586610It's actually incredible how almost all of those are fixed by deporting foreigners
>>531586722Vote restaaar saar
>>531586722Vote for who you like. But this is at least an acknowledgement that they have no chance of winning an election and are therefore a pointless vote
>Bargain Hunt star marries a man after split from wife>The BBC star tied the knot with a man 18 years younger in front of 50 guests.>Bargain Hunt expert James Lewis has tied the knot with a man 18 years his junior after splitting from his wife. The 53-year-old BBC auctioneer and antiques expert tied the knot with Ed Otter in September 2025 in front of just 50 guests, with his 17-year-old daughter Arabella, from his first marriage, in attendance.Grim
>>531586682Yeah I'm not voting for them to win. I'm voting for them to take votes away from tories and reform
>>531586127only 2 reasons someone has Meth. either they are a drug addict or they are involved in chemsex shenanigans
>>531586870They’ll take votes from Reform, not the Tories. And if that’s your aim, you may as well just vote Labour.
>>531586844he married himself from 20 years ago?
Look, I'm voting for Restore. I know they aren't going to win, it's just, I don't care. :D
>>531586951did you FOI 4chan to find this out?
Probably applies to bluesky and trannycord more than anywhere else but stay vigilant chaps
>>531586922>so just vote establishmenttell us more
>>531587033Did you forget where you are?
>>531586426Can Americans do that? I know Brian Rose ran for Mayor of London but I'm pretty sure he's a dual-citizen.
>>531581175Not an argument>>531581300The solution is to work with China to try and reduce emissions together. Like how the US used to work with Russia to limit the number of missiles deployed by each nation. Cooperation is possible.Also remember that a very big reason for your chart is because China's population is so large. In 2023, the US still had higher per capita CO2 emissions than China (50% higher). If that's still true then it means each American has more of a personal responsibility to reduce emissions than each Chinese person does. Source for stats:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions_per_capita
>NEW: Reform UK has dropped Chris Parry as its Hampshire mayoral candidate following his comments in which he described a volunteer group providing security to the Jewish community as "cosplayers">In 1982, he was mentioned in despatches for his actions during the Falklands War, his part in rescuing sixteen SAS troopers from Fortuna Glacier in South Georgia and for the detection and disabling of the Argentinian submarine Santa Fe.[8] He believes depth charges he launched were the first "shots" fired in the recapture of the Falklands.[9]
>>531587183Nonces not welcome on brit/pol
>>531587240What do you mean? He's from Didsbury in Manchester
>>531586902>or they are involved in chemsex shenanigans>Torytracks
>>531587257had no idea he was a reform candidateonly know him from that youtube thing he does
>>531587281Well apparently they are on 4chan and there's plenty of them on /pol/ and here, so..
>>531587294*sigh*
Why is the BBC cheering on Germany's jeets replacement?
>>531587347Crispin's been at it for years, he publicly came out 10 years ago so he could get poppers exempted from the psychoactive substances ban.
>>531587409probably the same person tbqh
https://xcancel.com/novaramedia/status/2035733435109593150#m>Can dogs have a class status?>To mark the paperback release of her bestselling book, 'Minority Rule', @AyoCaesar and @AaronBastani sat down to talk about the state of British politics – and dogs.She's looking F A T
>>531587543source
>>531587411huh?
>Look, I'm voting for Restore. I know they aren't going to win, it's just, I don't care.
>>531587247>In 2023, the US still had higher per capita CO2 emissions than ChinaOh so now you understand per capita?
>>531587598>because i am middle classcan a child of a whatever-immigrant ever really be middle class in england? or is it just larping?
>>531587435JDP go up!
kekaroo
>>531587741Can we please not do class discussions, it rapidly becomes circular and navel gazey
im old enough to remember when futas had vaginas
>>531587741Yeah why not?It's mostly about financial status, not whether you immigrated here or not.
They're never bringing the retro camper vans back are they
>>531587621Bit Reddit innit
>>531587800Class is precisely what brit/pol needs to be discussing more of.It all comes back to class.
>>531586844I had to take someone to an Antiques Roadshow event for filming, all the producers on the show were gay as far as I could tell.I was shocked.
>>531587872pretty sure he hates reddit
>>531587800>navel gazeyWill be difficult for you desu.
>>531587879There's a difference between what a Marxist might call class and what Hyacinth Bucket calls class, and as a country we solely obsess over the latter understanding. It's incredibly boring and decades out of date.
>>531587879The class system is so heavily ingrained that it's self policing, good luck trying to do anything positive in that direction.
>>531586844poor Arabella
>>531587999>current events>those digits
>>531587896Being into antiques does seem a bit gay to be honest>Ooooh look at that lovely vaaaase
>>531587435Not already enough turks and syrians?
>>531587983How is it out of date? Are you just afraid of what they've got to say on the matter?>>531587999So it is. Doesn't mean we can't discuss its presence and implications.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cz0erx11mjvtNottingham families not holding back in the inquiry into calcobame
VOLATILITY TRADERS are targeting VOTERS we need to FORTIFY democracy >Liam Byrne I'm noticing
>>531588227stop that
>>531586272nice good joke I'd have laughed toofirst time I encountered a Jew they were haggling at a supermarket over a frozen pizza or something because "the box is damaged" so they wanted a discount. it was so stereotypical the way they argued I really struggled to keep a straight face.
>>531575944Boomers cant keep it up hehe
>>531586272geet loads of jews up here, they're all over gateshead
Keir Restarmer
>>531588227>normal people donate to populist parties who promise the things that normal people want>this is a threat to our democracy>only corporations and oligarchs should be allowed to buy politicians>doing what the public wants is anti-democraticSure, I get Reform are a joke but you know what I mean.
>>531588151>its presence and implications.Muslim rape gangs for starters, still going on, never stopped. Nobody cares because they target the poor.
>>531587812I'm old enough to remember when trap meant a man with tits
>>531586272Do you live in goyville or something
>>531588364there were a lot in bournemouth when i visited as wellright weirdos tbqh
>>531587844>It's mostly about financial statusit isn't really though
Thinking of becoming a monk or priest. Would have to give up this place I expect
>>531588364the hasidic/orthodox ones in the outfits? there's only 60,000 in the uk it is claimed, and half of those would be women so you'd never see them.
>>531588498>never stoppedPeople are still waiting for the police and government to stop it. The British state has a vested interest in muslims raping and murdering the natives.
>>531588603You can often join a monastery/friary as a temporary novice, usually for one year
>>531588603it would depend how much you desire (you)'s if you were to go the monk route.
>>531588603You can probably keep posting, you just have to not have sex.
>>531588672saw some in the imperial war museum holocaust exhibition, but they were laughing right in the middle of itreally makes you think huh
>>531588715>>531588716Problem is I have a mortgage :/
>>531588498Classic misdirection.
>>531588672I'm sure you'll forgive me if I don't place much stock in jew population numbers
>>531587845Imagine how it would go down in this country, one day you're making biscuits or packaging cheddar in a factory, the next day you're churning out bombs, rifles and jets to fight the enemy. It feels like it'll never happen here in a million years, just going to wake up one day and find out a caliphate or a prick from Davos runs the whole country and you have to surrender your cutlery and gardening equipment so it can be melted down and exported to our 'allies'.
>>531588781get a job at the monastery
>>531584665Some needs to put in a proper Apu or Pepe on this. That one’s shitting up a great picture
>>531584032Not one of us>Roberts spent hours every day on the gaming and chat platform Discord, Mold Crown Court heard.
>>531584032Brincels need to seek therapy tbqhwy.
>>531588856Grok's being fucking gay so this is all I have ffs
>>531588678The white working class is surplus to requirements when you can hire ranjeet who's happy to live off rice in a mould ridden room with nine other blokes as long as he gets to hurt people with white skin
>>531588856>>531589215I give up@ELONMUSK WTF IS GOING ON
>>531588789The police and social services see themselves as middle class and pakis as a protected class.
>>531588856>>531589215>>531589349>muh ai wont do what i sayBack in the day lids used to use image editing software to make their own images!
>>531588856All i've got is this large lad
>>531588841Imagine having the DWP phoning up your silent order asking if you've been doing your jobsearch...>*muffled whisper* "Yes, he's looking for God, does that count?"
>>531589446
>>531589433I'm incapable
>>531589440V nice
>>531589566its not that difficult lad, you just have to spend slightly longer and actually do something instead of typing bollocks into some ai generator
>>531589446We've found Job, he has a whole book dedicated to him in the bible.
>>531589680
>>531589646Grok does the jobs I cba to do
>>531587598damn straight
>>531589769What's wrong with being a skilled baker? Women keep trying to win masterchef and whatever else.
>>531586790>pointless voteImplying there is a meaningful vote.
>>531589440He's a big lad
>>531587598Cheddardog
>>531588169whole thing is weird. Why was this one walking around the vigil smirking?
>>531586844I thought he married Karl Pilkington for a second then.
afternoon restore voters its going to get quiet in here when he makes the vermin get a job kek
What is it about the UK Column News team that makes them look so like Freemasons?(Apart from their connections to Plymouth Naval Intelligence ofc)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXL49BpTOTc
>Estonia and Latvia say territories hit by stray Ukrainian dronesWhoops, definitely wasn't on purpose
>>531590088the bennies must flow
>>531590122Mad how Ukraine is at war with the biggest country in earth and still manages to miss on a semi regular basis.
>>531590088maybe Lowe could give me a job instead of being mean to me? yeah?
https://xcancel.com/louismosley/status/2035775551189774398#m>Usually 5 or 6 domestic murders a year.>Last 12 months? Zero.>By using Palantir, Bedfordshire Police identified 1,000+ women whose partners had a history of domestic abuse - and warned them they could be in danger.>“This feels like prevention in action at scale,” said the Chief Constable.>How we balance the benefits of very powerful technology, like Palantir, against the risks is one of the most important debates of our time. This piece by @RSylvester1 in @ObserverUK captures much of this debate’s complexity.I don't necessarily think this is the type of thing to be supported
>>531590088
>>531590100An air of corruption and buggery.
>>531589433Piss off AInonce
>>531590100no, they're based. They've been calling out pedos for years and SRA. One of them is a confirmed ex-spook, although haven't seen him recently in their show
>>531590314Ask them about globalism
>>531590251How do they know they are together if they aren't married?
Nice big lump of sirloin for dins tonight and it ain’t even Sunday
Stop talking about the thing.
>>531589215works better if you have a reference image
>>531590445you're going to the front, unc
My big prediction: Iran will invade America.With the help of Somalian insurgents in Minnesota
>>531590251Minority Report precrime arresting is a good thing anon.>It's also false
>>531590393Maybe if they’re holding hands in public
>>531590445bit gay that
>foreigners killing BritsI sleep>foreigners killing foreignersI've heard enough, give Israel and HateNotHope all my bennies
>>531590445Fully embracing globohomo I see
>>531589769his kids mother buys cakeslop from asda instead of hme baking and i bet she is also FAT
Hope none of you have been putting in foi requests.
>>531590393https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://observer.co.uk/news/national/article/how-tech-giant-palantir-was-recruited-by-the-police-nhs-and-militaryIt doesn't say
>>531590100they look like a pub quiz team who will lose on the Post-2010's pop music round.
>>531590699I want to FOI if keir has ever had Dubai Chocolates
>>531590762saw them on sale for half price the other daywas still £20/kg, bloody ridiculousi remember the days of cheap chocolate
>>531590251>years of everyone in the street knowing a guy is a dickhead who beats his wifenothing happens>a computer doesn't like the guys social media postsarrested to stop a murder
>>531590545beata szauer is a classic bedfordshire name
>>531590100Didn’t even realise they are still alive. Bunch of daily mail boomers in cheap suits.
>>531590811Nowadays cheap chocolate isn't even chocolate, it's that "chocolate flavoured" veggie oil slopCan't have nothing nice anymore, sick of it
>>531590251Most women are aware their partners are abusive and either won't leave out of stubbornness or can't leave because they're scared or isolated.I find it hard to believe warning them has actually prevented murders.
Wonder what hes gonna be like as PM.
>>531590919ye i only buy 90% or aboveused to get pure cocoa powder as well but it seems only tesco own brand does that these daysshameful
>>531590957>Most women are aware their partners are abusive and either won't leave out of stubbornness or can't leave because they're scared or isolated.Or because they find it hot
>>531584032Where is the father? Why didnt he simply beat the shit out of his useless son in order to correct his attitude.Answers on a postcard.
>>531590919>>531590996If I'm going to get chocolate, I'll go for expensive stuff like Lindt or Tonys
>>531590975deluxe trump
>>531591107thats the only stuff i would consider chocolate
>>531586127Pincher, investigated for molesting.Blunt, investigated for drugs.
over £4 for a bag of brown sugarwe need to bring back slavery
>>531586631https://www.youtube.com/shorts/td5me3x2Q8w
>>531591218Shouldn't be eating sugar.
>>531591144https://youtu.be/0-EF60neguk?si=B7-hxzeJwzwNwOhO&t=72
>>531591007Yes thats part of the stubbornness. Sometimes I deserve it. He knows when to stop. We're a passionate couple. I've hit him as well. People don't understand our relationship.>>531591038Different surnames and a deep hatred for his mother suggests there never was one
>>531590975TND lowe arc is finna be wiggerin
>>531591248I never use it, just think its ridiculousJust want a couple of bags of it in the hoos incase of an emergency
>>531590593I call my penis sir loin I guess he’s eating me for dinner teehee
>>531590762Ronnie Barker?
>>531587247The atmosphere doesnt care about per capita at all. China as a country is responsible for 35x more emissions than the UK is. We can do what we like in UK, it doesnt matter at all, we are microscopic.
>>531591254And now you've got me missing my ex, le sigh
>>531591248Ponce.
>>531591349fucking lol it does look like ronnay barkay
>>531591470You're full of worms.
>>531591435How about you stop hitting women you retarded loser
>>531591422If you zoom out even further, the environmental impact of volcanic eruptions can outweigh human activity by an enormous amount than even China could ever hope; and that's just for volcanic activity that is being recorded currently, if a supervolcano or another Tambora eruption occurs, it will absolutely baffle scientists as they scramble to find out what human caused it.
Nothing in the area has changed
>>531591608It was consensually in bed with her getting Mediterranean outside of it, not my fault you're an incel
>>531591248imagine not being peaty
not a fan of the jews
>>531591253Can't beat Lindt
>>531591560No mate I'm full of beans.
Bluetooth dot gov buttplug that monitors your farts and deducts carbon credits from your digital ID profile
>>531591842Would love to buy a lindt chocolate egg for easter; I am basically so dirt poor at the moment it's going to have to be a "cheap" £5 nestle smarties egg, be lucky if there's even 50g of chocolate, the cardboard is probably worth more than the egg.
>>531591990t. wef employee
I buy my chocolate from fortnum & mason
>>531591792Ray PeatRape EatRepeatman was on to something
>>531592007>£5 for some smartiesWorld's gone mad.
>>531591842They are very sickly.
>mfw we're going to Restore 1980s Thatcherism
>>531592144Got my mum one of their hampers last Christmas. She’s barely touched it. Ungrateful as fuck.
>>531592153just checked the price; not as bad as I made it out to be, but still not cheap. £2 to £4 for 100g - 180g of chocolate. I could do worse buying the lindt or cadbury eggs, but those usually tend to be a lot better than nestle. bah, I will accept cheap chocolate on this occasion but there had better not be another war or surprise this year or next month.
The right can’t meme kek
>>531584032>Tristan said he was angry after finding out his mother was going out with "Black man"wew
Today's a wild day! Sunny, windy, raining, and hailstones. Good thing I'm in my comfy bed at home watching the telly.
>>531592537*laughs in hebrew*
A woman (jokingly) offered to show me her bum.I laughed it offCrass
>>531592742I fancy getting hammered but can't really justify it financially, best just wait until the weekend like a good boy.
>>531592754evil bastards probably melted down their chocolate coins to sell in egg shape to make a profit.
>>531592784Sid James over here with his bawdy escapades.
>>531590699ME OWN SON FILED FOR 9 FOI REQUESTS !
>>531592852I had a piece of my nephew's Cadbury easter egg last year (he gave it to me I'm not a monster), tasted like that crap advent calendar chocolate.
>>531592880I don't appreciate crass humour from females, Although i also suspect the offer was in fact genuine.FFS, Can't a nigger just make a living?
>>531592915>Me own computer a horse
>>531592880>Sid James>born Solomon Joel Cohen
>>531590699of course not, I wouldn't want to lose my 4Chan account.
>>531593004Dont ruin it for me. He was a cheeky chappy cockney lad.
>>531583887>2nd generation Holocaust survivor...it's transferable?
The right can't meme kek
>putting a woman in charge of the "Church of England"yeah
>>531592459Good lad
Nottingham attacks victims 'tested for drugs and alcohol - but their killer was not, Nottingham inquiry hears>Sanjoy and Sinead told the inquiry they were asked to sign forms to allow Grace's body to be released following the attacks.Sanjoy said it was a "human tissue form" - which he had not seen before as a GP and a forensic medical examiner with the Metropolitan Police.>He said they were told Grace's body could not be released if they did not sign the forms."You had to sign them, but what was not highlighted was that this is a point in time where you are also signing to say samples could be taken," he added.>"That was absolutely not pointed out."They took samples from our children to test for drugs and alcohol. I was really struck by that being really quite disgusting.">Sanjoy pointed out Valdo Calocane was not tested for drugs and alcohol - an omission police have apologised for during the inquiry proceedings.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cz0erx11mjvt
>>531593422They've got a bunch of Africans in now shucking and jiving LMFAOOO
time for a wee rest
>>531593609The hampers have been getting stingier and stingier over the last 5-10 years.
Hahahahahahhaha restoremongs btfo
>>531593221even before looking him up i knew he was a jewneed to work on your j-dar lad
>>531593859jamboy nationalism
>>531593859>it's realcreasing
he's getting desperate just think he won't even be here when restore win, he'll be serving you your maccies bahah
>>531593859get fucked Yerburyyou'll have your time, but it's not now
>>531593004A Jew pushing smut? Well I never.
>>531593859>2027
>>531594116>2027 was 20 yearburys ago
>>531594116Damn if it wasn't for that error you'd never know it was a fake tweet, your so intelligent and observent browe
Back from their noncecord huddle I see.
>>531593859WTF? We got a time traveller over here!
>>531593859The future is grim
Downing Street has refused to say whether key messages between Morgan McSweeney and Lord Mandelson have been lost after it emerged that McSweeney's government phone was stolen last year.>The government has promised to comply with a demand from MPs to publish all messages relating to the appointment of Lord Mandelson as US ambassador despite his friendship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg09w1wvjqo
Just figured out a new way to wank with your foreskin. I'm lightyears ahead of most benniemongs
>>531588603>be me>think of becoming a monk>go to services at a monastery>women attending the chapel vastly outnumber the men>fathers essentially interviewing me to marry their daughters on day 1>smoking hot bulgarian chatting me up>another 16 year old cute girl telling their sister that they want to marry me right in front of me>guess god doesn't want me to be a monk
>>531594328>>531594345he just tweeted again I think he's drunk kek
>>531587714Yeah I think I've understood it for a while>>531591422>The atmosphere doesnt care about per capitaThe atmosphere doesn't care about anything because it doesn't have mental states. But if each person on Earth causes 100 tonnes of CO2 emissions per year then that is obviously worse than if each person on Earth causes 50 tonnes of CO2 emissions per year.
Gammons in shambles
>>531594603Sod>>531594603Off>>531594603
>>531594552This is such chad anatarctica penguin amelia axe girl energy
>>531594604>Let go pending further inquires
>>531594604((()))
Rupert Lowe fans having a little bit of a menty b moment today I see, hosepipes still banned?
>>531591107Yeah both Lindt and Tony's are really nice, fucking £4 a bar though>>531592852lmao
>>531593856It’s the contents that count, halloween ones are usually toaty
>>531594786Tony's is alright, but the company pushes lefty shite iir.
>>531594786>Tony'sFk off
>>531594604could mean absolutely fucking anything considering to these cunts niggers in africa are British nationals
>>531594947I thought it was just the usual fairtrade virtue signalling bollocks, if its actual lefty shite i won't touch them again>>531594959I feel the same way whenever I see you posting your minging chickpea curry and beef out of a can
>>531595120Wanna come over for dins?
>>531595120I think at one point they were pushing LGBTWTFBBQ bollocks by decorating their wrappers in the faggot colours.I know they were doing something lefty which has put me right off them.
