>Hospital waited two days before raising alarm about meningitis outbreakhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8dnxln3y5o>Middle-class families 'to foot bill' for Rachel Reeves' Benefits Street fuel bailout amid fears Iran war will hike energy billshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15676359/Middle-class-families-Rachel-Reeves-Benefits-Street-Iran.html>UK care homes 'to be prioritised' under rationing planshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2186233/uk-care-homes-to-be>Two arrested over anti-Semitic firebomb attackhttps://archive.ph/v1pdZ>UK offers to host international summit on reopening strait of Hormuzhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/24/uk-offers-to-host-international-security-summit-on-reopening-strait-of-hormuz>Migrant Channel deaths soared after UK-France deal to stop illegal crossings, report warnshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/deaths-small-boat-migrants-channel-france-uk-b2939535.html>More than 20 London bus routes cut or re-timed as Sadiq Khan hit by backlash from Labour MPshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/london-bus-routes-cut-sadiq-khan-backlash-labour-mps-ellie-reeves-484-b1276183.html>Heroic patient who stopped Leeds hospital bomber says 'it's not sunk in' as he receives George Crosshttps://www.itv.com/news/calendar/2026-03-24/man-who-talked-down-hospital-bomber-on-vape-break-was-just-meant-to-be-there
Sir Chad Mogger
>REEEEEEEEEE VOTE RESARR!!!!!!!!!>THE 59% FORREN MEMBERSHIP EMAIL IS FAKE!!!!!!!!!
Sir Wigger Rizzer
Sir Chud Stomper
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn8dgxz54yno>BluntEven the Matrix has run out of Vram>He added "first-hand experience" - including hosting drug-fuelled chemsex parties at his home in Horley - had helped inform his interest in drugs policy reform.>Malcolm McHaffie, head of the CPS special crime division, previously said there was "sufficient evidence" to bring Blunt's case to court.>He said it was "in the public interest to pursue criminal proceedings".>Surrey Police said in May last year no further action would be taken over the rape allegation due to insufficient evidence after an 18-month investigation. Ah yes chemsex parties where people feel they have been raped, so all drugs should be legal.I'm gazing into my mystical eight ball of cocaine and seeing him join the Greens soon.
>>531602152Kek
>>531602052It says here she is a heretic.
>>531602426Crispin Blunt x Wigger Starmer collab dropping tomorrow :fire: :fire: :fire:
Why shouldn't I vote Green?
Ambulance burners have been described as>Two British nationals
forced meme wigger starmer
>>531602652They want to get rid of our nukes. We know what happens to a country that gets rid of their nuclear warheads. It's called Ukraine.
>Starmer confirms ban on cryptocurrency donations and limit on foreign donors in blow for Reform>Government looking at decoupling electricity and gas prices to bring down bills>Shabana Mahmood has abolished non-crime hate incidents (NCHIs) in their current form after criticism that they were diverting officers into “policing tweets rather than the streets”.Labour can't stop winning meanwhile farage wants to bring back smoking
>>531602743Ukraine never had nukes
wonder why memeflags hate Restore
>>531602675Schlomo Goldsteinberg and Moshe Rabbiwitzschwartz
420pbtid this thread in honour of Crispin Blunt
>>531602743Wouldn't you rather have weed than nukes?
>>531602867>in their current formSo not aboloished they're just going to expand the hate incident definition
>>531602678>memeOnly one person posts it, therefore it's a gimmick not a meme.
>>531602877>>531602907Whew lad could you samefag any harder?
>>531603019>Shabana Mahmood has abolishedback to the pub scrounger learn to read the signs there
>>531603047>7 pbtid already I'm not samefagging, I never do.
>>531603047That's not me, Crispin Blunt bumboy
>>531602678Actually i quite like it. It has grown on me. It's fine wine. Unlike "chad rupee lowe" AI slop.
The far right can't meme.
>>531602867>and limit on foreign donorsVery funny that foreigners can vote
>>531603069>Next week, the College of Policing and National Police Chiefs’ Council will unveil a new “common sense” system to replace NCHIs, designed to ensure officers only investigate and record incidents relevant to their “core duties” of preventing and solving crime.There it is
Wew looks like it was projection.
>>531602875"Following the 1991 Soviet collapse, Ukraine held the world's third-largest nuclear arsenal, inheriting approximately 1,900 strategic and over 2,500 tactical nuclear warheads. Lacking operational control and facing economic pressure, Ukraine agreed to remove all weapons to Russia for dismantling by 1996, in exchange for security assurances under the 1994 Budapest Memorandum.">>531602992I quit weed just over a year ago after a 16 year daily habit. I don't miss it. I don't think it should be legal. It changes the way you think and the way you act in a deeply negative manner, but very subtle from the perspective of the user.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4nox3QOYvc
>>531602152
>>531602867>foreign donorsLike soros and gates, right?
>>531603306they don't count
>>531602052Reminder to Vote Green in citiesVote Restore everywhere elseTories and Labour should never hold power ever again.
>>531603275We host US nukes, doesn't mean we own them.
>>531603239Not surprised a reformer is against common sense since they fucking have none ya mong>>531603306Like the ones who use crypto, speaking of who ran a crypto coin?
>>531603275A spliff now and again isn't a bad thing. Alcohols worse by miles though.
>>531603285kek!
>>531602052any chance his freedom of information request will be accepted?
>>531603354>Don't care, voting for the party that i've voted for all my life
Bristolnacht
>>531603527jej
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYp_gJQwRx8
I can’t wait to hang nonces and subversive nonce defendersI can’t wait to see them do their last danceIt’s the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning I live for the day I personally drop the noose over your dirty nonce necks and hoist you up off the nearest lamppostSoon
>don't care, voting Tory
>cbd drink x2down the hatch>ashwagandhadown the hatch
>>531603354I’d rather hang you over a fire you little prick
>>531603354
>don't care, voting Lib Dems again
>>531603721Gonna be part of rLowes execution unit?
>restore britain would put India on immigration red listrestore britain would carry out remigration.
>>531603306> He doesn't know that corrupt mps and pms get paid through there biography books they all doI be curious to see where the digital copies go to.
>>531603875>I'll be dead soon id like to try all the different drugs before I go
>>531603377And yet they act as an effective deterrent from invasion.
>>531602052Another fucking embarrassing idiot, backing Israel then complaining about the mess
iPhone updatedcan't watch porn unless i give them my driving licenceturn on VPNsame issue all adult websites are blocked at a root leveltry another browsersame issuefuck Keir Starmer
>>531603873saved>>531603866
>>531604028Since I stopped smoking weed I haven't been tempted by porn once.
>>531603996He'll want the green party for that.>>531604028>using fruit based technologySkill issue.
>>531604028>turn on vpn>set location to london>my porn still doesn't work wtf kierThe child lock is working
>>531604007Right. Doesn't change the fact they didn't own them and couldn't operate them.
>>531604028The criminal consequences for gooning are higher than raping
>>531604106Since I stopped smoking weed I stopped watching degenerate fetish porn without even trying.
>>531604108You're right, I'm dumb, why would someone vote orange? Can't see the point personally.
>>531604119i set it to Norway and China and Mexico and USA and Japan all the same, all browsers on the iPhone have to use the webkit built in and it checks against what you are browsing to see if government have blocked it.
>>531604026Wrong.
>>531604152Who says they couldn't have figured it out?If Ukraine had kept the nukes they would have had 2 decades+ to figure it out. My understanding is the Ukrainians were the ones who created the guidance systems.
>>531604223>buy locked down software from a company that locks all their shit down>wtf my shit doesn't work :(Sounds like an iToddler issue.
>>531604188Weed and porn go together like jews and lying.
>>531604189I don't even know what the libdems are about desu
How's it goin' guys? Back on road againToday we're going to Mr Osama's slop house for some real Northern food
>>531604189They stop housebuilding in their local areas
>>531604329Same as Labour but market themselves at the edgie university goers (young adults) Reform goes the opposite and gets the young adult warehouse workers.
After a lenghty discussion with the missus, I am proud to announce that the Farooq family will be voting Green Party. Restore Britain are a far right, racist, fascist, ethno-nationalist, neo nazi party that seeks to destroy Britain and deport average ordinary Yusuf in this country. My wife, myself, and my four adult children will cast our votes and ensure the longevity of our culture and nation. Thank you for your attention and I strongly urge you fight against this evil hatred.
>>531603905 I only wish they would give me the reinsI don’t care about non kid fucking blacks and brownsI want to hang all those that have systematically harmed children on my islandAnd all those than have allowed it in any way And I’m going to do it
>>531604436Just as well I'm voting restore.
fucking hell they've blocked 4chan on iPhone as well also I can't delete my browsing history because it saus i'm under 18 FUMING KJSDF;ouihwe;oi\zherg;oergt
>>531604279Yeah mate surely the retarded slavs could figure it out and surely the yanks, Ruskies, Frogs and us would've allowed said retarded slavs to get 2k nukes.
>>531604507iphone users deserve what they get, you steaming normalfag
>>531604706I blame steve jobs for the state of the modern internet.
>Women make billions on OF >Women restrict who can see the content they make really makes you think
>>531604034saw a norf fc vid todayguy at a football match is yelling at the other teams supporters swearing calling them wankershe turns to the sikh recording the vid, apologises politely and pays his respectsthis is what being british is all about
>>531604899Wrongun radar beeping, check his harddrives
>>531604899they're taking on toryboys now?
https://xcancel.com/ZickZaggurat/status/2036537405650420075#m>Woman knocks on students door over them parking in the streets and it all blows up this is one of the most funny and ridiculous encounters I've ever seen >It still cracks me up that you hear 'I'm an NHS worker' every now and then.>Can remember two fat, miserable women in 2024 kicking off at a guard because a train arrived on a different platform, shouting 'We work for the NHS' as if the train ought to be re-routed out of respect.probably scripted but funny
>>531604899?
>>531604249Kys tranny
>>531605099Have you been living under a rock?
>>531604953Are you in England meme flagIf you are im going to kill youLaugh now, I understand how ridiculous it’s sounds at this current timeRest assured if you are on this island you are going to die a terrible and violent death either at my hand or someone that is part of my cause And I hope it’s mine
>>531602877>Saaar ban the Muslim food saar
>Suella Braverman demands FA drop 'racist' diversity target as Reform MP brands policy 'utter woke nonsense'Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased
>>531604028>root levelUseless techlet.
personally, I think Rupert Lowe is a bit of a cuck for countersignaling the Iran War
>>531604899Had to
He's having a melty again.
>>531605594Kek you've done the techlet pedo.
>his itoddler phone cuts off his fap material >he's gonna kill us all
>>531604028Fuck me its real
>>531605607
>>531605510What's this diversity target?
>>531605614Can’t wait till I see the little red vains in your eyes bulge, scream for oxygenIf I can instill in you a 1/1000th of the amount of fear and pain your cretin superiors have inflicted on thousands of my islands children I will die a happy man. It’s coming
>>531604533Ukrainian Inventions:>Igor Sikorsky, a Kyiv-born inventor, created the first successful helicopter (VS-300).>Serhiy Korolev, born in Zhytomyr, designed the first rocket engine, launching the space age.>Ivan Pulyui (Puluj) designed a vacuum tube that was the prototype for modern X-ray machines.
>>531605817It’s just a test A game for us to playWin or lose It’s hard to smile
>>531605974>This diversity goal, which aims for a quarter of coaches across all England men's age levels to be from black, Asian, mixed, or other ethnic backgrounds, forms a key part of the FA’s Equality, Diversity and Inclusion Strategy for 2024 to 2028, with a more ambitious stretch target set at 30 per cent.
>>531606086Fucking love that song. My missus was creasing when they used it on the viagra ads.
>>531606007*veins
>>531606103wise move here. bame managers and coaches are terrible
>>531605109looks scripted as you said but why doesn't she get a council disabled parking place used to be load of bennies round me who got one for their mobility car
>>531602675how do you even call them, is it like 999 or you have to know a secret number
Note how he capitalised british values.
>>531606163 Yes boy Where you from
brincels are economically illiterate
>>531606325666
>>531606287No idea, if we assume it's not scripted then it's likely because she's lying, women regularly make up fake illnesses or make them out to be worse than they actually are. I'm a huge advocate of closing the door in people's faces, as soon as they started running their mouths off about them only being students it's a lol bye shut
>>531606325Just regular 999. They’re in partnership with the NHS ambulance trust same as St John’s. You can’t guarantee who you’ll get though.
>>531606410Yorkshire via nepal
>>531606523Thank you for the information fellow non tribesman
>>531606523>999>What service?OY VEY >say no more moshe, we'll be there in 30 seconds>999 what serviceoh er i need an ambulance, my gran has fallen down the stairs an >sorry mate, no amberlamps for at least 18 hours, maybe you can get a taxi to A&E?
>>531606052>Igor Sikorsky"My family is of Russian origin">Serhiy Korolev"His father, Pavel Yakovlevich Korolev, was born in Mogilev to a Russian soldier and a Belarusian mother."Also he didn't design the first rocket engine, tough luck.>Ivan PulyuiOkSo you managed to cobble together a list of maybe 1 Ukrainian. Do the same for Brits and you'd need 100 posts to list them.
>>531606679>amberlampsBased oldfag.
>>531606402people like BigBrainSteve are only opposed to illegal immigration. So tiresome
>>531606550curioushttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Nepal
>>531606550I took a young Nepalese lad under my wing in year 9, Anil was his name. Dint speak a word of the queensOur grandad told me them lads was proper though so it was my duty, turned out to be a top bloke as far as I’ve heard
>>531606523>They’re in partnership with the NHS ambulance trust same as St John’s.https://xcancel.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/2036754327147049442#mdoesn't look like it , you have to call a secret number
>>531606835>>531606871Steve wants our based gurkhas deported because they have a curry house in the town over.
>>531606980Obviously. He's not a civnat cuckold
>>531606900Read the community note, mate.
ffs ladstwo girls i’ve got on well with recently, ones a bloody lez and the other doesn’t bang outside of a relationshipwhat is the point
>>531606980
>>531607060did you watch the video lad, you have to call a special number
>>531607097Fake
>>531602052(((restore))) Britain, is it?
>>531607097>other doesn’t bang outside of a relationshipgoodkys degen.
>>531606835Im fundamentalist zoroastrian tho. Praise ahura mazda.
>>531607138what’s fake?
>>531607097Get into a relationship with the second and use her to bribe the first into a threeway.
>>531607301seethe virgin
>>531606980MateI dunt even know who Steve isAnd ive been here forever
>>531607362not with spacing like that you haven't
>>531607323
>>531607501what is this even?
Steve laws glows
>Steve Lawswas murdered by Alek Yerbury (peace be upon him)
>>531607632He was the first one to expose the boatwogs btw
>>531607692Wasn't that Active Patriot
>>531607432And what would you know you fucking idiotHow to you structure your sentences on here? Sam as you do in your gay job e mails lad lylYou int as caught on as you think you are young en Never forget that else you’ll stagnate
get thattinned deenztinned mackereltinned tunatinned beanstinned vegtinned tomatabag o ricebag o pastaasian countries are already outbidding european countries on gas due to fishing and transport vehicles running out of gas. wont be long before the same hits us.STOCK UP ON ESSENTIALST O D A YOD A Y
>>531607821nothing ever happens
Still having a melty
>>531607817What
so wens the petril shortage starting
>>531607800They were around the same time and used to work together. Laws used to get info from someone inside the Home Office too before it stopped after he became a racist.
>>531607821got beenz and deenz months ago i did and 100 batteries for £18 too60 litres of vin diesel
>Floods sweep through Saudi mercenary camps in Al-Wadi'ah, Yemen; reports indicate 50 dead and 200 injured so far.Allah is good
>>531606871> turned out to be a top bloke as far as I’ve heard
>>531608000Soon™
>>531608216BAMEs won't get benefits, dipshit.
>>531608274Danny tommo has 4 hours 45 mins to release his big infoSoon™
>>531608387>t. economically illiterate brincel
>>531608594Probably about how most of the boatwogs are ex military hired as mercs by the government and they have been stockpiling guns.
>>531602877I just tell people I’m voting Restore on Twitter for engagement and a bit of a laugh when NameAndTenNumbers union flag profiles follow and comment things like ‘patriot’ (yet more Yankification of our politics). When I’m in that polling booth, I’ll be voting Green.
>>531607821Bloody hell he's looking rough now
>>531608594Ruse to claim he's being targeted by ISIS like Tommy did. Expect a begging link tomorrow.
>tax avoidanceSo if you decide to not buy something because you think with the VAT factored in it'd be too expensive they're going to lock you up and take your money?
>>531608668Better not be, it better be something that nobody already knew or else im unfollowing
>>531608694So you encourage people to support Restore?
>>531608724Sooooo sick of grifters ffs
>>531606700Igor was trained in Ukraine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergei_KorolevI only grabbed 3 for examples for expediency, not because other examples don't exist. It simply illustrates the capability exists.I don't know why you hate Ukrainians so much. They are not subhumans.https://united24media.com/latest-news/nato-drills-reveal-drone-warfare-could-eliminate-two-battalions-in-a-day-15887Hitler had a similar attitude to the Slavs. It is the reason he lost WW2.
>>531608766Kek
>*shills for a dead on arrival party*
>>531608768Yes, because a) I want a change from continuity Thatcherism and b) I want Reform to lose. Restore has no chance, but seeing the right cannibalising each other is very funny.
>>531608815>I don't know why you hate Ukrainians so much. They are not subhumans.CP capital of Europe btw.
>>531608815>I don't know why you hate Ukrainians so muchThe women can be hot but very frigid
>>531609066>>531608694patriot.
Nigs
>>531609066You've actually created many new voters, people who wouldn't ordinarily vote, people who would once Reform and Restore have merged will help create a steady government, and this family glorious Thatcherism will never die
christ I need to stop phoneposting
>>531609231Restore has no chance. I’m half-convinced I’m not alone in supporting it ironically, because the alternative is even funnier.
take a drink every time the nonce says "Thatcherism" (not that he knows what this entails), it's just a cool buzzword he saw somewhere
>>531607691Unironically Yerbury is right on this one. Laws has zero real world impact. Lowe and Downes on the other hands... Yerbury will keep seething about those.
>>531609076Maybe whoever told you that had an agenda?
>>531609269Get an iphone and (They)'ll block it for you
>>531609400they genuinely need to merge with Reform after Reform merge with the Tories. Pipe dream, I know, but decent memes aside they'll split the vote
>>531609489The i stands for israel :o
>>531609408
>>531609550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP-9gSmDZtY
>>531609550Farage and Lowe hate each other.
>>531609562only cops and grasses wear moustaches you nonce
>First ever figure skater was a British gay child rapist lmao.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Jones_(figure_skater)
>>531609725It's a perfect spiv moustache
HAPPENINGindia is on the red list
>>531609441>hostsGoalposts shifted
>>531609848>Zoomer Historianutter trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbblC0N9huQthe new 'genda
>>531609769
>>531607979You wunt dare try that’s for sure bum boy
>Male? Fuck you.
liam tvff
>>531609848Oh no, not the list....
>>531610047>they will have the power to prevent the provider from receiving full paymentCan we do this with council tax or nah?
You’re all poofs that won’t do nowt My last hope is a bunch of poofs that’s. Ever said boo to a goose Lord help me
>>531607821They get you beer in assisted living?
>>531610014it think he's smears himself with how fucking stupid he is
>>531610205Pube
>>531610116pack your bags rajesh
>>531610205say boo to a poof
>>531609848>>531610116
>>531610295 Where are you lad I’ll drive there now and hang you off the nearest lamp postAnd there’s fuck all you could do about it but cry why Rat
>but we've always had black wizard professors in Britain
>>531610328
>>531610406Where are you lad I’ll drive to you now
how it feels feel after taking me daily ashwagandha la
>>531610047>am trans, teehee
>>531610569i'd fukkin batter you
>>531610596based
>>531610116Amazing how a jeet suddenly appears
THE BOMBSHELL IS INNothing new>as expectedNo evidence >as expected Isis>doesnt exist
>>531609953struck a nerve
>>531610650>g-blegow againBased simon with his dodgy microphone...
>>531610291Jog on tommytard
>>531610734subhuman vibemong
>>531610717>acting decisively and without delayunironically this is Chinese military learned-english speak
>>531610547>nigromancy
They won't stop putting them up. IT'S OVER!!!
>>531610717>Members of ISIS in the UKyeah, they've been in Wakey for the last 30 fucking years working for MI6
>>531610790how is me slurring Tuffs being a Tommytard? don't they believe in exactly the same things
>>531610717I prefer my theory.
>>531610717Isis does exist. There's an isis camp somewhere in Somalia
>>531602675>>Two British nationalsTwo jeeee yuuuuzzze
>>531610867that's a blessed photo of rRupert. I'm voting for him
>>531610867Thats a digiscreen
Not interested. I'm making shitloads out of computers.
Tommytard obliteration pending... commence ziobot seethe
>>531610717>Overwhelming evidenceCan we see it?
>>531610670Amazing how prevelant mental ilness is..Ever get tthe feeling you're always being followed?
>>531611096How are you dealing with your condition?
>>531610977You know Bruce Lee's not really dead right?
>>531610717Actually read the whole post.>Before a catastrophic terrorist attack unfolds in the very near futureAnother zionist getting the goyim warmed up for the false flag.
>>531610901My bad can't be too careful round these parts
hory shit, pretend fight in my bedroom anons mum looked like that? Pwhoooaar lads tbqwy! WAAHEEY
>>531610988"Dick InMan"
>>531609848Oh fuck time to pack up brownfrens, the chuds have got a list that they intend to (maybe) use in over 1000 days time that MIGHT result in 1% of what ICE are doing in America
>>531611498>of what ICE are doing in Americamein fuhrer...
>>531611406So, they're going to ban hammers now?
>>531611663>hammer license
>>531611498>MIGHT result in 1% of what ICE are doing in AmericaGetting kicked out of New Somalia because of some lefties with whistles?
>>531611669kek
>>531612049kek, gonna vote Reform now
>>531612049based gaylord
>>531612049based
>>531612049kek
The reform uk redemption arc is glorious. Lowe and Elon must be seething rn
>>531611096The secret services are using Voice to Skull mind control on me.I'm not delusional you cunt.
>>531612049KekEpstein told a good one in one of the files>met a chinese girl asked for her number, she says "sex! sex! sex! Want free sex tonite?". Thought i was well in but her freind says "she means her number is 66613629"
>>531612049>Made a donation to an LGBT charity to make amends Cockless faggot
>>531612599Dogshit boomer """humour"""
>goyim are starting to question the shomrimBased
>The UK's biggest and best thinktank telling you how to think here..
>>531612804>jews try to false flag>collective response is "why the fuck do jewish ambulances exist?"love to see it
>>531612764>t.
>>531612804I'm more impressed that it's finally turning people onto just how much London's Jews get in gibs. People have this idea that they're all suprer-rich New York Jews, rather than just being dole dossers in dumb hats
>>531612282
>>531612804We can beat them at their own game
>>531613058kek
>>531612049Guaranfuckingtee george would have found this funny, he was one of the better ones
>>531612049that jokes fucking years old
>>531612049That was good.
>>531613515He's>>531613515Coming>>531613515For>>531613515Noncea>>531613515
>>531613495In fairness, he's alleged to have told it in 2018, George had only been dead a couple of years by that point so it was still relatively fresh
>>531602907lower middle class versus working class politics
>>531604028you are just making up things to moan about
