Have fun in the meat grinder millenials and zoomers.I'll be laughing at you back homeEnjoy iraqx50
We’re not retarded enough to volunteer like you
>>531632636Youre getting drafted have fun
>>531632693mmmmmmm nopesome serve in other non conventional weird ways have fun getting blown up
>>531632837He already got blown up
ok achmed
>>531632890good pointhey OP show me your wound big fella
>i got mine tee hee :^)OP is an honorary boomer.
>>531632968bro....
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky..It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling that background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character..And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire..Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me...If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did...
>>531632483How good has the VA been in treating your gender dysphoria?
>>531633051bruhhhhhhow was honolulu
>>531633114Yes 4500 tax free a month +supplemental
>>531633185Nice I bet you can buy a lot of thigh-high socks and shark pillows with that
>>531632483
>>531632693Only people who have posted anti-semitic memes on 4chan will win the draft lottery.
>>531633097Hello saargent glow nigger
>>531632483Nah. You are a coward, and if you actually believed what you profess, you would have given up long ago. You’re not real. You’re a bot. And there’s no way to prove or disprove either. All the best with that.
You can give zoomers a lot of shit in general, but when it comes to shit like the military the vast majority are fully aware it's a scam and will take great pains to get around try to be forced into it. That's more than you can say for the boys dumb enough to join in for all the prior middle eastern wars.
>>531632693No, there won't, and now I know you're either LARPing or your disability affects your rotted brain, as well. It's to be expected from a ZOGbot.
>>531633305I buy Cheaney boots and go to festivals with my cut. Shoulda done your time little zoomers.
>>531632483>>531632693Legitimately what is the point of these threads?
All these coping and seething
>>531632837Holy crap it's seeah, can I get an autograph?
>>531632837Completely unbecoming. You have now become that which you criticise everyone else of being. You lack logic, rational and general intelligence. People like you are destroying this great world. Give power to me and people like me before it’s too late. I will take it, and own the consequences. This is your opportunity to scapegoat, or at least attach to a successful outcome. Choice is yours.
>>531632483Now don't gloat about being fucked up. As someone who is also unable to serve now it doesn't make me feel good that my friends decided to follow in my footsteps and join. At the worst time I might add. But in their minds when they started it they really did believe in Trump. Anyway I 100% guarantee a wartime draft even if civvies don't recognize the patterns we definitely do. You shouldn't out yourself as a dick over it though.
>>531632483More like super vietnam.
>>531632483uhh, no?i simply will not be goingdeal with it!
>>531632483We're all disabled veterans. This board is populated by terminally online, socially disabled autists who have fought in multiple meme wars. You are a golem.
I'm so glad I'm not an Amerigolem.
>>531632483if you let yourself get drafted for kike meatgrinder you literally deserve thisthat includes you faggot
>>531632483Two more weeks right?
>>531632693If I get drafted, I'm not going. Bitch ass goycattle.
>>531632693I have documentation of my ass burgersnot getting draftedgonna keep enjoying my neetbux
>>531632483>100% disabled veteran here>>531635688>We're all disabled veterans. This board is populated by terminally online, socially disabled autists who have fought in multiple meme wars. You are a golem.All the US Flag posters who are truthfully posting about getting Neetbux from the US Government are Veterans grifting VA Disability.The United States does not give out Social Security Disability for Autism and the like.
>>531636202>I have documentation of my ass burgers>not getting drafted>gonna keep enjoying my neetbuxYou cannot qualify for SSD in the US with aspergers.Your post is pure cope.
>>531632483What’s hilarious to me is how these jarheaded redneck faggots come home if they’re lucky to a country that hates them and their PTSD bullshit makes them snap on someone who just doesn’t give a fuck and they get murdered. I’ve seen countless times where some nigger kills a marine corps vet or some goofy shit and all these rednecked faggots sperg out and kvetch about how that marine killed 50 men over in Iraq and was a total machine. Long story short: fuck you and I hope a Moroccan torches your house in the name of allah.
>>531632483I got a RE 4 nigga, I ain't going nowhere!
>>531636249It does for PTSD though lmao
>>531632483I was permanetly medically disqualified in 2000. Fuck them all.
>>531632483Post stumps or gtfo
>>531633097Bart's shart and fart
>>531632483I’m just going to scam disability like the rest of you fat losers
>>531637006I have only one eye and I don't qualify for disability. But you fat fucks do. Someone make it make sense...
>>531633097Kill yourself faggot
>>531636752>It does for PTSD though lmaoIf that's true it's gonna be a big problem once people start going and getting diagnosed with PTSD, probably half the US population has it.
>>531637168disability means "you cannot get a job"karen in HR will hire someone with a sexy eyepatchkaren will never hire mr autistic frog
>>531633097I did the same thing back in ‘86. Dead end job in a dead end economy, wasting time as a 22 year old with no future plans beyond the weekend. Took the ASVAB test; found I was qualified to do pretty anything the military had to offer. I picked a job in technology. Not available. “Call me back when it is available” and basically committed to a delayed entry. 6 months later they call me out of nowhere telling me to report to MEPS for a physical, plan to ship out the next day to boot camp in Lackland AFB, Texas. 10 weeks of basic, another 10 months in Colorado at the PMEL training center. My specialty was calibration/repair of diagnostic equipment. Pretty much req’d I work in a very stable environment; basically guaranteed I wasn’t going to be working under some aircraft in the middle of a rainstorm or facing down the enemy 500yds away. More valuable in a stable environment so pretty much spent Desert Storm in West Germany and Japan.Not every job requires you are in mortal danger in fear of being shot or blown up. You could easily be performing your service from Anywhere USA far from any action. There are so many jobs that have equivalent to civilian employment that are far from harms way.Decent pay, travel, education, experience, on the job training, etc. I did a ten year gig, regretted not completing the other ten later in life.
>>531637700See>>531637259
>>531632483Unlike your faggot generation, im not going to die for Israel.
GATE Kids won't be drafted due to soul contracts. You can't bypass the threefold law. Those high up in the military know this. If they force a draft their souls would be fucked for every reincarnation cycle going forward.
I voted to send zoomer cucks into battle, now we reap the rewards.
>>531638049This sounds like bullshit but I believe it.
>>531636645Most military jobs have a civilian equivalent. You could spend an entire military career playing bass for the jazz band, maintaining a fleet of vehicles, or coordinating officers housing needs. Work in the base post office, drive a forklift in a warehouse or show up to work as an obstetricians assistant. Most soldiers don’t ever handle another weapon after basic training if you join Air Force.
>>531632483>100%Nice man. I had an appointment at the VA this morning. Picked up some breakfast from the cafeteria after getting my labs done. It was only $3.50 for a bacon egg and cheese and a coffee. I think I'm gonna start going more often
>>531638150>Most soldiers don’t ever handle another weapon after basic training if you join Air ForceYea BMT was the only time I shot when I was in. I joined to travel and ended up spending 4 years in Illinois
>>531638523Wow and what about in war time anon, what about then?
>>531632483Israel thanks you for your service.
>>531632483You have to have been disabled to willingly join the kikeslave army
>>531638331Thanks its 100% p and tLiterally untouchable they can est my dick
>>531632483>millenialsThey're in their 40s mate. Sorry your dick got blown off though.
>>531638070lmfao at zoomers coping that they wont be drafted and shipped off to fight and die alongside their beloved lgbtq thirdworlder-Americans on behalf of Israel, their great meat grinder sacrifice to Baal, and all while millennials and gen x'ers will sit back, relax, and plow and breed all of the zoomette pussy back home.
>>531632483lol 100% disabled veteran just means you’re a fuckin POG who fell and had anxiety >>531633097LMFAOOO the only benefit of joining the military is commiting. Disability fraud. And boy is that shit comming to an end
>>531634439>I was retarded to enlist the in the zog army, therefore everyone must be conscripted If anything, they'll probably drag your ass out and ship you again.cope and seethe.
When the stories of the guys in it say they did it for their brothers, and the ones forever silenced demonstrate that fact with their actions that day, all the politics and bullshit doesn't even factor in any of it. My grandfather was wounded during WW2. He served in several different branches before it was all over and I never knew any of it until I read his obituary. Guess your obituary can say he worked x years at acme or your obituary at 88 can read like a superhero short story you never even knew about. Being ordinary is easy. Being extraordinary takes fucking guts, and is rarified air indeed.
>>531639495QQ >>531639325After reading some of their hubris I almost want them to get drafted just for being pissants
>>531632483>implyingEven zoomers are turning 26 now, and America has tens of millions border hopper alpha children who will be drafted instead, if a draft is required in the first place.>"B-But they won't fight America's wars"Spics are pro-military as FUCK. A lot of them willingly enlist at 18 once they graduate high school.
Real Americans dont become disabled.
I was born in 1985 so this would be my last chance.6'37x6 uncut weinerUnvaxxedUntestedUnemployedVacated felonyRight to restore firearms restoredMaster drone operatorOk I will join but I want free hormones and FFS
MRW Iran war triggers hyperinflation and Goyboi is out begging zoomers for food
>>531632483Whoops. Unc fell down the stairs. Ong ong.
>>531640110can someone translate this nigger babble for me?
ZOG is not above conscripting older people. They'll take a page from Zelenskyy and draft all the way up to age 65.
>>531640129He means you're old and feeble
>>531632693Good luck getting anyone to report after getting a draft letter
>>531632483There won't be a draft. Not because ZOG wouldn't do it, but because from a practical standpoint there isn't actually any way to launch an invasion of Iran. There is no place in the middle east that the US could land troops and safely stage for an invasion, and you can't do it outside of the middle east because you'd either have to land the troops in Europe and cross the Hellespont or stage in Africa and cross the Suez. Then you'd still need to cross hundreds of miles just to fucking reach Iran. There is just no way to get troops to Iran in anything larger than platoon sized formations, and that would require highly professional operators with a lot of skill in long range foot operations, and no matter which way you slice it they're going to be going on foot through enemy territory while under fire for hundreds of miles. Heavy equipment like tanks are completely out of the question, even infantry will only make it to Iran in marginal quantities and then they'll get massacred. The whole idea is just logistically impossible.
>>531632483they'll draft us to save money on our gibs, mark my words.
>>531640671best I can do is a sonar tech senpai. I'm not running around in the sandbox with my super ears ever again
>>531640757just read this book
>>531632693They’re not drafting millennials. The cut off age is 25, even if they bump it up to 30 we’re all like 35-45 now. I’m going to be riding in my corvette and being a mega Jody for all the lonely zoomettes.
>>531632636I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling that background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did..
>>531639792they think there's gonna be a mass uprising against literally hitler, which is ironic since hes a jewjewcum slurping shabbos goy. they genuinely believe that the average normie is gonna rise up and start shooting at recruiters and their press gangs if a draft is instituted, when shlomo blankets the airwaves browbeating anyone that dares resist as being a racist, antisemite, and/or nazi. the generation of lgbtqrstuvwxyz, safe spaces, and screaming racist nazi at anyone that says america shouldn't import non whites, is gonna rise up and start executing sgt tyrone and captain pablo when they show up at their door with a press gang to tell them they're drafted to fight nazis (muslims now, and eventually russians/chinks). fucking zoomers are delusional and disconnected, totally mindraped by their jew media dopamineslop. the only people the feds will leave alone are the largest militias, probably on agreement of neutrality at least, and enclaves in the west-midwest
>>531641574Also for more tips that are legal for those who want to know more. If you marry someone or already married and have your spouse live in an expensive as shit state or city you can get paid big bucks. I knew a few E2s who had their spouses staying in NYC or LA for big bucks. Talking like 70k a year before adjusting benefits which civilians would have to pay out the nose for. Also if you enlist in Texas you get the Hazlewood Act. Free 4 years of school on top of the post 9/11 GI bill. There's a lot of benefits out there if you know where to look. Also if you do mil to mil marriage you make out like literal fucking bandits. Imagine having two people who have 0 dollar down payments and subsequent -10% every couple years for more homes. You can literally as a couple own a 5 homes each and rent them all out within 10 years. All while working a day job. I know plenty of millionaire veterans who have done this. Even if the housing market crashes this will still be viable too.
>>531641803I agree that zoomers are brain rotted and pretty stupid. But, at some level, I feel bad for them. As much pain as I have had to go through living in the ghetto, slaving away 60 hours a week for boomers and then getting shafted in the military for years. It's eye opening but I don't feel any stronger for having gone through it, just lucky at where I'm at now. I'm not sure if zoomers will even have a fair time in service outside of combat roles going forward. I tried getting as many people to stay away from combat roles as possible but of the zoomers I knew in my life they fell for the ranger school meme or the marine meme. As a whole I do believe zoomers are the perfect cattle generation and do deserve to be drafted but I don't draw pleasure from thinking that. It just sucks that they think there will be opposition of any kind to a war time draft.
>>531632693people talking about drafts are ridiculousthey don't even have 1/10th the amount of MPs they would need to support a real army, not even 1/20thdo you have any idea how long it would take for congress to pass a draft either? mobilization would probably take fucking 3 years from start
>>531642240The last official war time draft was WW2. Yet both the Korean war and especially the Vietnam war had a wartime draft.
>>531637518>if that’s trueRetard, it’s right in front of your fucking face. It’s true.
>>531638150Then maybe my fat ass should join after all.
>>531632483>100% disabledDamn, even your dick broke? What a fag.
