Previous >>531741860Timeline:▶ Day 28>Israeli Chief of Staff: The IDF is on the verge of collapse after 900 straight days of war>France's finance minister announces 30-40% of Gulf energy infrastructure destroyed>The Pentagon is weighing sending up to 10,000 additional troops to the Middle East to give President Trump more military options, according to the Wall Street Journal>Growing suspicion in Israeli security circles: Syria, Turkey, and Iran/Hezbollah may be secretly colluding against Israel>Israeli media reports Al-Jolani's men are assisting Hezbollah at the border crossings today more than the Assad regime▶ Day 27>Wall Street has had its worst day since the war with Iran began, according to the Associated Press.>Benny Shapiro (paraphrased): Americans only got "tired" of Vietnam after 50,000 troops died>Donny extends by 5 days>”final blow” options reportedly considered by trump include taking islands (Kharg, Abu Musa, or Larak), disrupting oil shipments, strikes on nuclear sites, and special ops to seize nuclear material▶ Day 26>US forces staying in hotels as most of its 13 bases in the region are “uninhabitable” - NYT>Trump receives a daily briefing in the form of a 2 minute long highlight reel showcasing USA successes - NBC▶Kinohttps://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4▶Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Twitter accountshttps://nitter.net/clashreporthttps://nitter.net/FaytuksNetworkhttps://nitter.net/sentdefender▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>>531746514Iran lost
iran won
>>531746514Friendly reminder to everyone to stay comfy
Release the Kraken
shitskin thirdie general
I just read a report (with photographs) that Israel attacked a factory producing "yellow cake" for Iran's nuclear program.Not sure what yellow cake means, but this comes just a few minutes after a report saying we attacked a heavy water nuclear facility in Arak.
Imagine what the OP will look like on day 666
>>531746643why does netanyahu hate american retirees?
>>531746644more of a cautiously optimistic man myself
Reminder that attacking Iran's metal industry was my idea.Also>We didn't need our two largest steel mills anyway!
>>531746580You lost, zionny
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling that background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
>>531746514fake picturethat hole can fit like 2 american max
>>531746514Mods should ban blatant enemy propaganda. Its basically treason and shouldn't be tolerated and wouldn't be tolerated in past wars.
>>531746701it's hard not to
Patriots, Wonderous news. Kharg Island is filling up with IRGC Sand Niggers. They are in caves, behind rocks and roaming their tunnels with their craven gaze. It will be full tomorrow so when the planes start bombing sand nigger body parts will be exploding all over the waters near Kharg Island feeding the sharks and other sea critters. All of the joy from this added to the Marines grabbing the sand nigger dams North of Tehran and drugging the whole population of Tehran with Covid shots will ensure the Iranians sand niggers will disappear within a generation. Women of Persia will be selling pussy for half price and once they are nuked glow niggers will have a whole new meaning. Life is Great. Donald.
>>531746790Kek the miggers are pathetic
>>531746742Thank you for your service, comrade
>>531746714No getting off this ride, so enjoy it
the jews in charge are giving up on israel.they'll try again in 500 years.
>>531746742Based. We will get oil stuff too in the finale
>>531746835>norgay falling for blatant false flaggingBe better norgay
>>531746767Hello. This is very interesting. I heard the US military no longer accepts transexuals, are homosexuals fine? I'm deeply worried about discrimination since you advertise on this hate website which does not represent US military values I hope.
>>531746835You say that word like its an insult, funny. We're proud to be allied with Israel, fool.
>‘The Iran war is based on a lie’: former UK ambassador to Tehranhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/26/iran-war-based-on-a-lie-former-uk-ambassador-richard-dalton/>>531746901Yeah, I know, but having seen /ptg/ it is really difficult to assess
>>531746621>Uh oh jewvoy, caught out in a lie?Just wait two hours and read about it in CNN like the rest of the normies.As a Jew, I'm not feeling comfortable doing the manual labour of taking a screenshot and posting it here for your benefit, knowing that sooner or later some goy would inevitably do so anyway.
Cant wait for Israel to take the kiddie gloves offThe world will tremble
>>531746658and in another alternate reality, you can book a flight out of tel aviv right now LMAO
>>531746963I saw it on X, the jew is correct. They hit iranian nuclear sites today in retaliation for dimona being destroyed.
>>531746742i'm sure this will totally lead to peace and not escalation and ultimately israel's destruction
>>531746916Trannies no.Homosexuals, to some extent yes. Our Marines are FEARED throughout the 3rd world. We don't discriminate on anything else.
>>531747020>retaliation for dimonathose slums were highly strategic
>>531746963Make a wager on it then >If nothing comes you'll live stream yourself eating bacon before going into Temple tomorrowDon't be a little bitch now
>>531746767>recruiting neets and incels on 4chanIts truly over isn't it
>>531747080As if they would report on other damage.
>>531746916Why would mentally ill people be in the military? If youre a man and think you're a woman youre mentally ill.
>>531746767>fight for israel for a measly 40kkys
>>531746800Right, its the one group EVERYONE hates that isn't a member. And as you see here, even their own members won't hesitate to use and destroy them.
What people don't realize is that israel is based and right wing, they're everything that MAGA is in the USA. Thats why MAGA is natural allies with Israel.
>>531747091I'll eat bacon for nothing because I'm not a believer you dumb nigger. Stop thinking Israel is some sort of extremely religious place. All those photos you see of Orthodox Jews dressed like penguins are just small neighbourhoods of fanatics.
>>531747025They can't see cause and effect. The worst thing is that at some point they will become desperate enough to trigger the Samson option, being yet again being too blind to understand that this will lead to the extermination of not just Israel but the entire Jewish diaspora.
>>531747141Homosexuals like Dave Rubin and Peter Thiel are mentally ill? Good to know, thank you for spreading hatred online and promoting discrimination in the ranks of the US army.
Friendly reminder that when Israel and Iran fight, we all win.
>>531747267>based No >right wing Yes but so is Iran
Iran vowed retaliation against steel plants and a refinery in KSA in retaliation for the israeli strikes.
>>531747267israel is the LGBTQIA++ capital of the world
>>531747279I wasn't aware David ambushed Goliath when Goliath invited him over for tea and killed his daughters for funsies.
>>531747296what's wrong with triggering the Samson Option?
>>531747279based niggers
USD/JPY just crossed 160.Will Takaichi open a truth social account?
>>531747327They're based and right wing. Not a theocracy. Israel shares our values of democracy and freedom but also hates commies and muslims. It's a natural alliance.
>>531747279I'm starting to think these niggers are Israel's proxies. Just like Iran did it with the Houthis and Hezbollah and whatnot, we are now training niggers to be our war-dogs.Imagine what happened if jungle niggers started launching ballistic missiles at Iran, Lebanon, etc, lmao
>>531747339>Iran threatens to bomb arabs in response to Israel's attacksThis sentence summarizes this entire war.
>>531747289>I eat pork little bro
>>531747339targets but not verified by me
>>531747315except america is doing all the israeli fighting lol
>>531747327>>right wing>Yes but so is Iran
Chief of Staff Zamir last night asked the government for three laws: the conscription law, the reserve law, and the 36-month lawMoti Castel:*By the way, for those who celebrated the Chief of Staff's words yesterday, here is an exact transcript of what happened in the Cabinet:*Prime Minister Netanyahu: "Chief of Staff, closing sentence please".The Chief of Staff: "I say my last sentence: without these three laws, the conscription law, the 36-month law and the reserve law, the IDF will collapse, the IDF will not be capable of carrying out its current tasks, the IDF and certainly not in situations of war. I am giving a warning note and a warning about our reserve system. Great motivation, they won't last, they just won't last. We have to take care of this thing and I say well one hour before.Prime Minister Netanyahu: "Thank you".
>>531747289yeah. most israelis love gays and trannies.
It's an app...
>>531747395It would be based if we can get africa united against Iran and our enemies.
>>531747417yehuda steel is on the list as well
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWJNIYa5LowA good interview with one of the boomers on the Armed Services Committee.
>>531746701they're white and love jews. if you ass kiss jews they actually hate you more.
>>531747417is that why you're hiding in a bomb shelter for the 5th time today
>>531747339>Israel attacks Iran>Iran attacks the GCCAre we sure Iran hasnt been taken over by mossad?
>>531747426>yawnit's over, isn't it
>>531747279
>>531747440I told the israeli flag anons, they will lock you in and draft you. Use the short time window to leave through egypt you got days.
>>531747279>>531747395
>>531747487There hasn't been a siren in my city in the past 3 days
>>531747417Saudis are jews tho
>>531747455That doesn't bode well for a ceasefire or a short war.
>>531747489are we sure you aren't retarded
>>531747549Iran has clearly run out of missiles/drones capable of hitting Israel.
>>531747114you'd be surprised how much of the world runs on 4chan retards as it is
>>531747426>1:5 ratio for targets in and outside of israelthey need to get this ratio down to like 1:1 or 1:2, im tired of them being so insulated from consequences
>>531747549lying won't do you any good, shlomo
>>531747535disgusting
>>531747524I saw that, dumb kike replied that they have a great relationship with egypt, and they dont have to worry about that border, not realizing what you were actually saying to them (stupid ass kikes)
>>531747481Hi, Jewy Jewersons here, to tell you why jews are the best and we should keep doing jewish shit because i luv jewish cock.
>>531746514seriously fucking just bury the housing market
TOTAL IRANIAN INDUSTRIAL SABOTAGEE S C A L A T E SCALATE
>>531747369Because it means that they will launch nukes at every country in the Middle-East and Europe because they are too spiteful to accept defeat and to them all non-Jews are just "goys" that might as well go down with them. They have subs so eastern US coastal cities will get nuked too but Asian countries are likely safe.
>>531747641IRAN LOSTUSA WONISRAEL WONMAGA
signs of Mojtaba spotted over Bandar Abbas
>>531747573>Israel attacks Iran >should Iran attack Israel in response?>nah durka durka attack the gulf
>>531747611its to spread the pain, those countries are all US alignedthe US is refueling the israeli planes and shielding themhitting US protectorates with permanent damage shows how toxic alliances with the US are
>>531747369>what's wrong with triggering the Samson Option?That would activate the Saruman Protocol.
>>531746692Are you retarded? Is the Israeli education system really this retarded nowadays?Yellow cake is the uranium dioxide
>>531747703Because iran is a mindless terror state, thats what they do, attack bystanders and 3rd parties like innocent gulf nations.
>>531747592If you keep saying it you might make it true, lol
>>531747535>>531747618>disgustingI fixed it.
>>531747708Or theyre just going to hate Iran even more. Thirdies are do dumb
>>531746514No they were tired in 1967
>>531747551>Saudis are jewsthat might make sense in your delusional tranny brain with no knowledge at all of how the world works but the house of saud are the guardians of the mosque and the only legitimate global authority for muslims so the lies and slanders of the apostates in iran fall on deaf ears, and their attacks on fellow muslims only expose, again, because it has been shown in many cases before, that they are liars and criminals who corrupt the religion for their own evil purposes
>>531747703the gulf states are america's and israel's allies in the regionhope this helps you stop being retarded
>>531747683miggers are such simpletons. go back to your containment thread retard.
>>531747679This sounds like a positive net benefit though?
>>531747752A man of culture I see
>>531747289They're the biggest population that's growing 8.0 tfr
>>531747802They hit the gulf when we do something because they cant hit us. But they can hit Israel lmfao
Can someone explain what the fuck is yellow cake?There are reports coming in we attacked a factory in Iran producing "yellow cake" and that it has something to do with their nuclear program.
>>531747369whoever operates this shitty chat bot please update it or get it out of here because im sick of seeing this retardationbuy some tokens or something this is embarrassing
https://x.com/marionawfal/status/2037565308555194733?s=46Oil reality check: US crushes production at 13.6M barrels/day (world #1): 1. United States ~13.577 Million Barrels2. Russia ~ 9.867 Million Barrel3. Saudi Arabia ~ 9.509 Million Barrels4. Canada ~ 4.938 Million Barrels5. Iraq ~ 4.394 Million BarrelsBut proven reserves? Only ~45B barrels (top 10 barely).Top reserve holders hoard the long game:1. Venezuela ~303B 2. Saudi Arabia ~267B 3. Iran ~209B 4. Canada ~163B 5. Iraq ~145B The U.S. pumps fast & hard now, but the Middle East/South America sit on massive untapped vaults for decades.Venezuela sits on the world's largest proven reserves at ~303B barrels, yet pumps just ~0.97 million barrels/day.A pathetic fraction thanks to decades of socialist mismanagement, corruption, and crumbling infrastructure. Source: @Globalstats11, Voronoi
>>531747279>2 weeks
>>531747636It's a great interview. This war is a total failure, and even ranking members of the armed services committee is saying that, and have been saying that since it started
>>531747786Sure thing dunecoon
>>531746693Underrated. Reminds me of Danger 5. Love that it looks like it was filmed on a shitty set. If every bit of AI slop came out this good I wouldn't shit on it so much.
>>531747804how mad are you that /ptg/ supports our president and the war and israel? are you seething really fucking hard? it'll get worse because we're demolishing ALL of our enemies and we wont forget what Spain did at the beginning of this war
>>531747786>the house of saud are the guardians of the mosque and the only legitimate global authority for muslimst. a jew
>>531747780hating iran is pointless, hating the US for what they did is logical
>>531747802Why are you bothering to argue with an 80 IQ sand monkey kike? It just makes you look like the stupid one. it's literally just an animal flailing and moaning without any self awareness. You're better than that.
>>531747882the only thing i feel for you is contempt
>>531746790This war should be mocked and belittled by everyone on all sides so that we never even try a (suicidal) invasion. Morale needs to be very low to stop retards like Hegseth
>>531747839Cheers to you, fren.
>>531747855I hope you get raped by niggers See here dumbass>>531747759
>>531747840Yeah but they're all stuck in ghettos, each family has more children than money to feed them, and they live with additional 28 relatives in 2 bedroom apartments.
>>531747910true true
>>531747855it's uranium, like dirt with uranium in it. deposits in various places around the world.The jews pretended Saddam was trying to buy yellow cake uranium from like Nigeria to sell the 2003 iraq war.
>>531747882ptg is a funded astroturf operation using copious bots, it is not exactly subtle
>>531747908The Arabs support this because Iran is an unhinged state
>>531747862>1. Venezuela ~303B>4. Canada ~163Bso what you are saying is that the US has the worlds largest proven oil reserves. lmao. thanks for the clarification.
another copekill that will win the war surely
>>531747395not really, they're just as delusional as you are
>>531747759>Yellow cake is the uranium dioxideohthat's important right?
>>531747708i understand the reasoning, i just think it’s wrong israel is much much happier that the gulf states feel retaliation for their actions, and israel is the belligerent in the region that needs addressed, not the USeven reducing it to like 1:3 would be leagues more effective. i just think hitting 6 targets and only 1 of them is israeli is pretty retarded
>>531747524If I need to dust off the old Tavor and kill more Arabs I will turkbro
>>531747869Preston Stewart is a propagandist mouthpiece for pedophiles. Any vet can see that.
>>531747976sounds like quite a burden for the illegitimate state of israel to have to deal with. must suck, especially during war time :^)
>>531747855So a factory working on yellow cake is probably extracting the uranium from the dirt, and enriching it further for energy, medical, industrial, or weapons purposes.
Shitskin lovers thread
>>531747926>>531748002One thing I've noticed about you NAFO tards is youre always mad. Are you ever not mad?
>>531747976Doesn't matter,50% of the kids in first grade today are hasidic Jews , and they'll eventually drive you out of your city like in Tiberius, and what they're doing in holon,ashdod and dimonah etc
>>531746701Based netanyahu
where's the fucking marine?
>>531748035The interview is still decent
>>531747858>has no counterarguments against the Samson OptionI accept your concession
Alright IDF, you should now attack the Arak-based Iran aluminum company, it would do wonders for Iran's economy.
>>531747683you lost tranny
Kill all kikes
>>531748082alright i'll watch it
>>531748016Well why have they started posting all this pro-israel shit only two days ago?I wasn't even sure Uganda was a thing before that. I'm pretty sure they kidnapped one of our civilian planes a while back.
After the IDF attacked steel factories in Iran - the media in Iran publishes a list of steel factories in Israel and the Gulf countries as possible targets for attack
>>531748031the target is the US not israel for those retaliation strikes
>>531748021Are you genuinely this fucking retarded? No genuinely didn't you learn science in middle school?It's feedstock for nuclear fuel production, literally the most important thing for the bomb
>>531748031don't let the lying kikes itt fool youshitreal is getting pummeled every day
>>531747426I don't think Iran has the cards to kill israel infrastructure
>>531748145Nice of Iran to recognize the Golan heights as ours.
>>531748158iran knows and has stated that the US and israel are the same entity
>>531748145as if israel needs steel foundries, its iran that needs that stuff and cant get it anymore
>>531747802>"When your opponents allies are uncertain and unwilling, strike at mostly just them while ignoring your main target so that you have even more enemies to fight" -Paulie Walnuts, the Art of War
>>531748098Ahahahaha Private Gomez in Okinawa doesn't know what the Saruman Protocol! Look chat, everyone point at him and laugh.
>>531748140they're hungry
In defense of Lebanon and its people, the Islamic Resistance fighters targeted a "Merkava" tank in the town of Al-Bayada with a guided missile at 14:30 on Friday 27/03/2026, achieving a direct hit.
>>531747369Israel hasn't maintained or updated any of their tech since the 70sthe will nuke themselves if they try
>>531748194they do, destroyed israels largest fertilizer producerindustry park, ports and airports already
>>531747889>t. a jewaccusing the majority of the worlds muslims of being jews and denigrating their religion is not exactly a winning move. thus the current situation in iran where everyone who promoted such slanders is now dead.
>>531748194then you're not paying attention...
>>531748072>Doesn't matterIt does because I'll most likely be dead by the time this have a major effect, so.. not my problem. I just need to see Hungary and Holland first.
>>531748207>as if israel needs steel foundries, its iran that needs that stuff and cant get it anymoreas if you're not getting ready for shabbat right now.
>>531748236aint nuclear their deterrent?while would they not upgraded it?
>>531748158israel is the party fucking doing themkikes want iran to retaliate against the US and proxies, this is the path to escalation that they are desperate for it’s a misguided course of action for iran to respond the way their enemy prefers
>>531748250Yep. Literally fucking holocausted those sites.As in, it really happened in your mind
>>531748207YOU WILL PROVIDE EVERYTHING FOR ISRAEL WITHOUT ASKING ANY QUESTIONS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
>>531748264It's in about 12 years , so unless you're in your 80s it will affect you
>>531748208they are traitors. traitors are punished. strait status?
>>531748010>>531747862Honestly data like this is easily misleading. This is just proven reserves, nobody just speculates for oil for fun there is way more in unproven out there. Also doesn't account for quality, Saudi oil is not the same as Venezuelan. At best it just shows the US is not going to run out of oil because of this war
GET PSYCHOI WANNA GET PSYCHO
>>531748072>Doesn't matter,50% of the kids in first grade today are hasidic Jews israel is fucked, this means you will have in 20 years 30-40% of the population leeching?
>>531748321WOWOW NO WAY WERE GOING TO SUPPORT OUR ALLY WHO IS UNDER ATTACK BY PSYCHOTIC ISLAMIC TERRORISTS? I would hope so.
>>531748204Don't worry, Israel will give it back like in 06
>>531748170>Are you genuinely this fucking retarded? No genuinely didn't you learn science in middle school?yeah I kinda skipped all the nuclear science classes in high school and went out to smoke drugs instead, it was just a bad decision on my part considering how impactful this information is on your everyday lifemy bad
>>531748250May we see them burning? Internet is on in Israel but not in Iran. Yet we get videos of ur of Iran very quickly
>>531748391Can you show me this "alliance" you have with Israel? Your bases in Israel? The airports they let you use?
>>531748301cuz they're stupid and arrogant
>>531748011>Iran is actually winning by getting all of its senior leadership and battlefield commanders killed>Iran is actually winning by getting its entire navy sunk>Iran is actually winning by having its stockpiles of weapons depleted and its launch capacity drastically reduced>Iran is actually winning by having its skies full of coalition bombers flying uncontested>Iran is actually winning by inflicting 13 casualties>Iran is actually winning by making American oil three times as valuableThirdie bros, are you tired of winning yet (LOL)
>>531748323>implying I won't kill myself in the next ten yearsare you new here
>>531748264>Hungary and HollandYou aren't missing anything. Just come to Florida
>>531748170Chillax Einstein not all Jews know all your weird science shit
Stop engaging with Eglin shitskins.They are in maximum cope and seethe mode because they know at this point Israel has dragged them over the deep end.Let them go in isolated and alone. Don't give them an outlet.
>>531748464strait status
>>531748475What's in Florida?
>>531748472NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER
>>531748456reported for antisemitism
>>531748424>my bad>a jew admitting he did something wrongwell well well.
>>531748524Oil at $200 a barrel status? America still a net exporter of oil status?
>>531748526the son of your president so he does not suffer, smart jews are outside of israelin a sense israel is very goyish
>>531748385Less, they're starting to leech off at like 16, and people ignore how fast the secular Jews are disappearing , with a 1.7 tfr
>>531748493strait status
>>531748493The only thing isrsel is losing is the hezbollah front for now. Everywhere else it's winning. Israel bombs Iran and Iran fires 2 missiles at Israel but 200 at kuwaitIts literally a win win for them to just keep going
>>531748488Einstein is a fraud
>>531746916this is an air/navy operation. homosexuality is not just permitted, it's compulsory.
>>531748570you need to update your script ramirez,us is a net importer of crude god you niggers are bad at your jobs
>>531748570my gas prices where i live have actually gone down over the last few daysThis war isn't even noticed by most people. Such an easy win for Trump.
>>531747505How did the Iranians get so got at their bants game?
>>531748526>What's in Florida?Jewish semen sommeliers world championship
>>531746514>turkey throwing its lot with irani could see jolani not turning but becoming tolerant of militant activities, but turkroaches? is the nato-US relation that fucked that they can afford this?
>>531748588they vote for the most retarded and extreme people too, promising them the most wellfare?
>>531748464Bombing thirdies is pointless because it doesn't even change their strategic position because they never had long term assets anyway .I thought you guys learned this already in Afghanistan , Korea and Vietnam ?
The commander of the Revolutionary Guard's air force: You have tested us before, and the world has witnessed once again that you have begun playing with fire and attacking infrastructure. This time, it will not be a mere tit-for-tat response. Just wait! Employees of industrial companies linked to the Americans and the Zionist regime should leave their workplaces
Nothing to worry about?
>>531748011>we didn't need him anywaysthe killings will continue until morale improves
>>531748602>The only thing isrsel is losing is the hezbollah front for now.isn't that really important tho? lmaoso hezbollah is wrecking you in the northand iran is pelting you with missiles everywhere elseoh and strait is closed#winning
>>531748311why are you pretending us and israel are different entitylol
>>531748082To my original point, excuse me for assuming he might have ulterior motives that might not align with American interests.
>>531748493It is kinda fun to get them riled up, though..
>>531748570>America still a net exporter of oil status?the more you export the higher domestic prices become.the US is in a no-win situation.
>>531748582If you want to see exciting things you need to either travel the world, or (using psychedelics) travel your own mind. I intend to do both once our airport is open again.That being said, there's something very exciting about shitposting from an active warzone too, like I'm doing now. I should probably get some reward for this ngl.
>>531747780oderint dum metuant
>>531746514>Day 28Correct
>>531748645Obviously, spiritual niggers , this government collation is based upon this, the hasidics just want free shit, they hate everybody even religious Jews and hillboys, they consider everybody a sinner
>>531748616Nope
>>531748464and the effects all of that infected on iran are with in the room with us right now?
>>531748634the economic pain hasn't even started yet, sweetie
>>531748640They're a very high IQ people.
>>531748602their airports are closed, they’re rationing interceptors, and their armed forces are facing demographic collapse their increasingly depraved targets in iran reveal how they view their progress
>>531748695Temporarily. Hezbollah is getting bombed to bits. The IDF are the bait so the rats come out and get bombed. And they are dieing by the dozens everyday
CONTENT IS ON THE MENU, BOYS
>>531748712He is against the war, though
>>531748730>once our airport is open again.oh sweetie....
>>531748194bro they have everything from Cyprus to Pakistan locked downIsrael is the size of a trailer park and about as well fortified
>>531748765Two weeks
>>531748720It sends every general to an early grave, causes baker exhaustion, etc. They aren't here to engage in a frank discussion.
>>531748602>for nowAre you going to replace all their dead tank crews and ruined tanks with all those tanks you sent to get fucked by Russia? The ones you can't make anymore? Are you drafting zoomers to replenish their pathetic manpower? Are you actually stealing money from Ukraine and Switzerland to replenish Israeli stockpiles instead of your own? The fucking hide of Amerigolems to claim such fantastical nonsense.
>>531748554I think Macabee might have gotten himself killed in Germany.Either this or rape charges.
>>531748699the US is an israeli vassal, so they are conjoined but striking the satellites is exactly why they exist in the first place
>>531748424My oh mine, why are you such a loser? Go and study something, I studied engineering and I pay 50% of my salary for the hasidics and bibi>>531748488Uncultured swine
>>531747395>niggers>jews' proxy you forgot white women
>>531748779GCC has tighter censorship than Israel. So not necessarily.
>>531748765this
>>531748787he pretends to be, anybody who does not vote on the record against it must be assumed to be for it
>>531748759lemme guess, two more weeks?Nothing is affecting the USA. We won. You lost, tranny.
>>531748801Yeah they will send 3 missiles. 1 will be shot down. 1 will land in the west band and the 3rd will fall 200 feet from the powerstation
>>531748871Artist name btw?
>>531748850die kike
>>531748807B..But I like giving Private Dumb Fuck Zogbot Boomer of Eglin PTSD..
>>531748906>Artistare you stupid?
>>531748973Yes, name of reference if its AI then?
TRUMP IS FUCKED!!CPAC CROWD CALLS FOR TRUMP IMPEACHMENT!https://xcancel.com/factpostnews/status/2037555585244090519#m
>>531748630Importing over 60% of our heavy crude from Canada, 7% from Mexico, and a minuscule amount from the rest of the world combined status?
>>531748807this, engaging with shills is not a zero sum gain, it is a net negativea counterfactual or two for the benefit of lurkers is fine but if you’re leading them to 20 pbtid you’re helping them
>>531748906lmao lurk moar
>>531748464>Iran is actually winning by making American oil three times as valuable
>>531748973It's not generated, buddy.
>>531749023Wrong answer. Try again.
>>531749051we're making a ton of money, trump even confirmed this
>>531748657>enter Korean War to prevent Northern aggression and conquest of South Korea>succeed>get a gorbillion dead CCP chinsects as a bonus>wHaT dId YoU lEaRn FrOm ThIs?
>>531749063I got mixed up, I saw a cropped shad and assumed the prior was the full lol
UN nigga just resigned claiming (((someone))) is planning to use a nuclear weapon
>>531748726The higher domestic prices become, the less we will export, because it’s more profitable to sell to the domestic market
>>531748657>Bombing thirdies is pointlesswait. i thought that iran was an ancient and advanced civilization?>>531748751>in the room with usnope. theyre dead.
>>531746767>You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.Hahaha you absolute zogbot retard how dumb do you think people areYou expect us to believe that all your trained soldiers full of knowledge and experience are going to be the meat in the grinder, while you pour money into social rejects to skill them up?You expect people to believe that you won't use those people to feed the grinder while you try and unfuck your situation? Kek. Military truly is for 60iq retards who's brain isn't fully formed.Pro tip for anybody dumb enough to believe this; go read the lists of 18 year olds who were killed in Iraq/Afghanistan. Children sent to die for israel only to hand the whole country back to the Taliban anyway
>>531748741Great quote
>>531746580It doesn't matter who wins, gas prices are so high now. Lol
Are those hypersonic missiles in the room with us right now? lolLOL
>>531749195its an ancient slum nation that we returned to the stone age (they were reaching the bronze age recently)
>>531749172wow so we all pay more for gas, and oil executives get bigger bonuses. truly #winning
https://xcancel.com/Quadcarl/status/2037289422312419519
>>531749023His talking point went exactly 180 there.
>>531748072america will be like this someday but with amish, at least those guys are clean and productive though>>531748744the hasid is the final, pure form of jewish selection strategy at work
>>531746514
What are the odds of some after market hours action?
>>531749112>we're making a ton of moneyMBS offered the US $5 Trillion to completely glass Iran. it is a very tempting offer.
Did Kash Patel get his email hacked by someone claiming to have bob and vagene?
>>531749244No, but they'll be in your room fairly soon.
>>531749112You don't understand economicsSo why don't we just pay $20 a gallon then if it's so great? Well because every penny increase in gas is sucked out of the consumer economy. If a person is spending an extra $40 a week on gas. That's $2000 a year. Multiply that by 200 million people. That's $500 billion dollars that go to Netflix, doordash, outback steakhouse, whatever...name your favorite spending.500 billion dollars removed the economy is literally 2008 tier recession
We're all just hanging around waiting for 3:01EST eh?
>>531749325I'd glass Iran for free, lets take that deal.
>>531749122I'm aware of the heroic efforts of saving South Korea by Canada and the rest of the UN forces but we were never able to end the war on our terms even with the might of the USAF because you can't bomb thirdies out of a war when they have a land border and an ally who will infinitely supply them .>Killing thirdies Doesn't win wars since there is just too many
hhhmmmmm
>>531748640They pretty much have nothing else
>>531749031as global supply dries up even local imports will get more expensive, and exporters will probably shift to focus more on domestic demand oil also underpins every manufacturing and logistic process on the planet, so the current foundation for future inflation is built off a 20% global supply shock, covid inflation was sparked by about half of thatbut im fucking cackling i got you to look something up you should just do more of that and quit your shitty pointless job
>>531749195cope lil bro, they even got trump
>>531749331he definitely clicked on something stupid
>>531749270>Iran is winning by making Americans pay $13 more when they fill up their tanks>America is losing by completely obliterating the military and civilian leadership of the Iranian regimeTruly?
>>531748630>>531749031You don't put crude in your car. Canada sends a lot of its crude to the US because they don't have the capacity to refine it themselves
>>531749341higher oil prices mean increased production in the USA, it literally boosts our economy where you will see downstream effects that make our nation stronger than ever beforeIran literally boosted our economy lmao
Iran confirms Israel hit two nuclear targets today>Heavy water reactor in Arak (vid rel)>Uranium processing plant in Yazd provinceNot sure if this is arrogance or desperation. There hasn't been heavy targeting of nuclear facilities due to the unknown location of Iran's enriched uranium, which could cause a regional radiation disaster if bombed.
>>531749394except, you know, all those missiles and drones. and the strait
>>531749367No one's going to ask some basic cubical "intel desk" cunt who gets paid minimum wage to desperately shill on /pol/. Utter delusion.
>>531749159If they even contemplate nukes, I swear to god Trump and Hegseth would be shot on sight. Nobody in the American government or military will allow these imbeciles to do that.
>>531749331The majority of "hacks" (like vast majority, north of 95%) are either phishing or social engineering. So there's a strong chance.
>>531749331His Mossad girl handler has nice bobs and vagene.
>>531748906he was a figure of some controversy for tracing child pornographythat makes it considered CP by law in many countriesalso if you don't know you are a newfag or something
>IRGC-ASF commander promises Disproportional Responsedisproportional response lets gooooo
>>531747296>this will lead to the extermination of not just Israel but the entire Jewish diaspora.Will that happen before of after the bloody revolutions needed to depose the zionist oligarchy? That was a sarcastic question if you couldn't tell. >>531747358You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>531749279What a fucking Chad. How is Iran better at meming than the god damn White House?
>>531749450Your fucking stupid. Just kill yourself. We are not at an energy economy we are a consumer economy. Every penny spent on energy is a net negative and there is zero positive spins to it unless you are an Exxon mobile higher up
>>531749410you have to either ban exports or the starving world will suck the oil from your market anonthis is due to capitalism
>>531746693un fucking real
>>531749453>regional radiation disasterIt's a desert full of niggers, nobody cares.
>>531749545I think they're going to wait a few hours to give the GCC a chance to stew about it. In the hopes that they'll do what Iran wants them to do.
>>531749545all talk no action
>>531749450this is just stupid republican talking points that don't mean anything
>>531749453BAM DADDY
>>531749482>Nobody in the American government or military will allow these imbeciles to do that.They won't do shit. Americans are cowards. Their government is utterly captured including all employees. Their military is chock full of random shitskin detritus gibsfarming.
>>531749031This war is going force the US to drop their retarded north american trade barriers . After that nothing in your picture is a problem
>>531749545they announced their targets alreadyMBS is an even bigger fool than trump
german bro, u bakin your famous sour dough bread?Unrelated to that: Kikes are seething pretty hard right now. Why? This is what they wanted.
>>531749482>even contemplate nukesnuclear escalation is very much on the table. what you have seen so far is controlled escalation, following a set time table. if the deadline is passed then we enter the phase of uncontrolled escalation, where it is impossible to predict the outcome, except that the US will emerge on top no matter what happens
>>531749349Yep, get your snacksmy instincts are trump won't do shit so he will likely do shit
>>531749641Not for you shartdeep. We will be annexing Alberta after Greenland.
>>531749691Slow controlled escalation is retarded. We should just go right to nukes to prove a point not only to Iran but to the world at large.We're in control, and we aren't going anywhere.MAGA
>>531749410The US exports light crude, aka the good shit, because we have tons of it and it’s more valuable than heavy crude. If global supply dries up in East Asia and Europe, then I guess China and India are gonna have to tough it out. The West will be fine
bake the thread right now you german faggot before I call the cop and report you as an nasi
>>531749691Sadly this. The US military doctrine does not allow for concessions to be made. And so a nuclear escalation is inevitable unfortunately and people need to be prepared for what the implications of that is in their daily lives.
>>531749453definitely arrogance. if you can stomach listening to them, you very quickly come to the conclusion that they believe their own bullshit.
Those poor heckin' marines
what are the chances Iran bombs saudi arabia's land pipeline?
>>531749766thanks for confirming our government considers the war lost
>>531749586yea, exporters will have a hard time turning down the insane prices places like australia are willing to offer in this environment, governments will be putting export caps in place before mid april
>>531749736Sorry but bibi just cancelled any possibility of those things with this war.Hope it was worth giving up all that and also Cuba
>>531749802>stil on page 2
>>531749827it will happen if iranian energy infrastructure is attacked, but they won't do it first.
>>531749803Adding to this, this isn't a war the US can just back out of. Since Iran will always be able to hit their interests in the gulf. The US can't disengage from this one without making concessions. Which is why it is a nuclear escalation trap.
>>531749545Strike and strike and strike and strike and strike. For every enemy that is aligned against you, let there be that we would strike the ground, for you will give us victory, God…. I hear a sound of victory. The Lord says, 'It is done'. We break and divide every demonic confederacy against the election,
>>531748391>OUR ALLYOur greatest* ally
>>531749288Naw, with how gen Z is moving, especially on social media, we're gonna see a revolution against Jews in our lifetime
>>531749586>ban exportscan happen in 2 seconds under the defense production act>capitalismis a myth. oil is a strategic resource and the oil industry is completely controlled by the state. as a practical matter, oil is not fungible, because the ability to move and refine it is based on fixed capital which takes years to rearrange, so this is a retarded academic economics talking point with no basis in reality
>>531749384is china OK with this? loldoesn't this affects china's ability to devalue the yuan at will?
>>531749453Desperation. >>531749632>>531749691Wont happen. There is not a general batshit enough. I'm pretty sure they are already telling Trump and Hegseth to go fuck themselves. Escalation is inevitable considering Israel gives 0 fucks about anything, but I sincerely doubt the US will match their escalation in any capacity. This shitshow was never going to have a positive outcome, and there is none by escalating either. Trump will bitch, cope, lie and whine until he makes enough concessions to get a deal.
>>531749784our economy is built on buying shit from those countries and all the financing opportunities that come with a strong consumer what is with this larp that we are just totally insulated from the global economydon’t you remember running out of paper towels for months because of a minuscule supply chain shock compared to this one?
>>531749877why the fuck are there so many foreigners in this thread. fuck off and take care of your own country nigger
>>5317497063:02!
>>531748906Rustle.
>>531750003they lie to sell the war, not to make sense
>>531750017because this flipped from a US/israel regional war to a global disaster during the first week
it'a just a scratch
>>531749482>nooo you cant genocide>nooo you cant use nukesbruh why are you like this?
>>531750003these idiots think some oil executives making a bigger bonus is #winning
>>531749453tits for tatshttps://geohack.toolforge.org/geohack.php?pagename=Shimon_Peres_Negev_Nuclear_Research_Center¶ms=31.0013_N_35.1445_E_
>>531750160US companies making more money makes everyone in our country richer.
>>531750017Because you decided to completely fuck over all your allies to sate the bloodlust of a failing regime who you have no formal or informal alliance with.
>>531750147The only positive of a nuclear exchange is that you would stop posting within the hour
>>531749967it's a cope i see a lot. for example, mexicans don't really like jews but their president is a jewidk
>>531749997>There is not a general batshit enoughyou seriously underestimate the american military. they are begging for authorization to use nuclear weapons. trump is holding them back, for now.
>>531746696I want Iran to have a nuclear winter.Can you make that happen?
>>531750213Stop replying to rage baiters
>>531750143those "planes" are designs painted on the ground
>>531748745Yes. Smerige kanker Belg
>>531750017STFU you roped them into it
>>531749902Trump's temperment actually works in our benefit right now: when he doesn't like his options, he stalls. He is stalling right now and every second he does is another tiny bit the kike stranglehold slips off the US. Iran and US could stalemate out for years and tank it but Israel can't handle another month of this especially if Iran keeps targetting their manufacturing and technological industry. Israel's loss state isn't something dramatic like Perfect Infinite Hezbollah Holocaust, it is secular Western jews getting tired of having to deal with this hebrew nonsense and moving back to Boca Raton, Berlin and Margate. If that happens the state loses its ability to replenish itself materially and economically and essentially becomes a failed post-Soviet state with better beachfront.Just make peace, Israel, else the winds of Diaspora will lead you back to the world without end.
>>531749691patriot.>except that the US will emerge on top no matter what happensgoddamn right.
>>531750248cope
>>531750243>Stop replying to rage baitersi love how you shills try to coordinate in the open. lmao. mediocre.
>>531750197the opposite has been true for 40 years
ONE OF YOU GOYS/BAGELS BAKE A BREAD SO I CAN SNIPE IT
>>531750243fair
>>531750350They're destined to stay in their cuck cages indefinitely while Trump rules the world.
>>531750197why am i hearing blue pilled fox news boomer talking points on 4chan
might be a good time to short Intel.
"We are in a state of shock from Hezbollah's capabilities," - Former Galei Tzahal commander tells Israeli Channel 11.
>>531750368I'm not baking on Shabbat.
baking
>>531750243it's not even that it's a really bad chatbot
>>531747679the target list was leaked, they are ensuring their own destruction while wiping out libtards.Win-win.
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>>531750308>Iran and US could stalemate out for years and tank itDepending on what you define as "stalemate out" there'll be a lot more countries collapsing than just Israel if you do that. Notably everywhere you want to use as staging posts to police the world.
>>531750390We won the World, we simple band of chuds and autists and schizos and genius minds.
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>>531750397MLG islamism is meta rn, tv zioboomers in shambles
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>>531750488>police the world.not my businessthere is no outcome to this war (besides the end of everything) that is worse than the kike AI totalitarianism worldline we were on until March 1stGod bless the energy Eucatastrophe
>>531749997>Wont happen. There is not a general batshit enough. I'm pretty sure they are already telling Trump and Hegseth to go fuck themselves.retard. they give advice and then get ignored
>>531750408i thought epstein installed an eruv around /pol/?
