Previous >>531757434▶ Iranian media published cartoons about the ceasefire request submitted by the United States.> https://x.com/RoaaWarStudies/status/2037578330954719508Timeline:▶ Day 28>Patel got pwnd by Iranian hackers>Israeli Chief of Staff: The IDF is on the verge of collapse after 900 straight days of war>France's finance minister announces 30-40% of Gulf energy infrastructure destroyed>The Pentagon is weighing sending up to 10,000 additional troops to the Middle East to give President Trump more military options, according to the Wall Street Journal>Growing suspicion in Israeli security circles: Syria, Turkey, and Iran/Hezbollah may be secretly colluding against Israel>Israeli media reports Al-Jolani's men are assisting Hezbollah at the border crossings today more than the Assad regime▶ Day 27>Wall Street has had its worst day since the war with Iran began, according to the Associated Press.>Benny Shapiro (paraphrased): Americans only got "tired" of Vietnam after 50,000 troops died>Donny extends by 5 days>”final blow” options reportedly considered by trump include taking islands (Kharg, Abu Musa, or Larak), disrupting oil shipments, strikes on nuclear sites, and special ops to seize nuclear material▶ Day 26>US forces staying in hotels as most of its 13 bases in the region are “uninhabitable” - NYT>Trump receives a daily briefing in the form of a 2 minute long highlight reel showcasing USA successes - NBC▶Kinohttps://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4▶Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4 ▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>>531762054
Strait status?Petrodollar status?Midterms status?Banan status?
>Markets closed
>>531762206markets: closedgay fag war: back onWeekend-warriors, it's time for an invasion.
Iran is losing
>>531762054>HOUTHIS DROP A NEW DISS TRACK IN ANTICIPATION OF WARHOUTHIS DROP A NEW DISS TRACK IN ANTICIPATION OF WAR>HOUTHIS DROP A NEW DISS TRACK IN ANTICIPATION OF WARHOUTHIS DROP A NEW DISS TRACK IN ANTICIPATION OF WARhttps://files.catbox.moe/9lnsi1.mp4
>>531762284europoors: seething
Whats going on? Are we bootmaxxing iran? We waiting for markets to close? Is this the end?
>>531762206gibs yuan banan plox.
>>531762054thx for the bread hanzTKD
summary of known strikes by some sourcehttps://xcancel.com/ACLEDINFO/status/2037573750388879732#m
>>531762206ClosedReplaced by yuanDecisively lostStill not found and unpeeled
This was before closing. What sort of deranged rant will we get today?
>>531762206Status status?
blessed baker
>>531762395>We are fighting for cheap energy. That we had a month ago before we started fighting.
>>531762369Either tonight or tomorrow
> Iran oil revenues surge as Hormuz disruptions hit Gulf rivals: Report >The Islamic Republic is generating roughly $140 million per day in oil revenues as it no longer relies on steep discounts to secure buyers
The problem with this hilarious meme variant is that this fat pedo cunt has never lifted anything heavier than a big mac, a golf club or a nine year old in his life.
>>531762581His mother warned everyone
>>531762579>russia making a ton again>iran making a ton>iraq and gulf arabs losing moneywerid. Wonder if trump thought about that.
> Iranian foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi, on X/Twitter:>Israel has hit 2 of Iran's largest steel factories, a power plant and civilian nuclear sites among other infrastructure. Israel claims it acted in coordination with the U.S.>Attack contradicts POTUS extended deadline for diplomacy.>Iran will exact HEAVY price for Israeli crimesHeavy cost incoming for zog
The Ansarullah statement is unlikely a call to join the wider Middle East war, or claim responsibility for the sporadic drone attacks on Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarters region.The Ansarullah statement will very likely stress military readiness and preparedness, not just for the US-Iran war, but also the ongoing military build-ups in Yemen along the lines of contacts. The statement will provide progress on the Houthi's 'One Million Man' army project, and the military's loyalty to leadership commands.Reports currently stating the Houthis have declared to join the Middle East regional war are all wrong.https://t.me/rnintel/57569LOL /pig/lets btfo once again>>531759170>>531759319>>531759323>>531759426>>531759955>>531760035
>>531762715This is the first time I've seen him loose his temper
>>531762579>Israel status: bombed>Strait status: closed>Competition status: on fire>Sanctions status: lifted>Profits status: recordHow did they actually do it?
>>531762715praying more of the response is directed toward israel for once
>>531762715>Israel claims it acted in coordination with the U.S.>believing IsraelI actually think this is why we established backchannels with Iran, to de-conflict with Iran about israeli attacks.
>>531762715The possible targets : > After the IDF attacked steel mills in Iran, Iranian media published a list of steel mills in Israel and the Gulf countries as possible targets for attack.Of course the GCC’s industries will be hit
>>531762327>the collapsing pharaoh of the United StatesNice tune
>>531762754uh oh stinky
>>531762327HEILhttps://files.catbox.moe/jewel6.webm
>>531762754The Houthis released a statement about 12 hours ago expressly stating they are not closing the Bab al Mandeb or the Red Sea
NEW POST FROM CHADLIBAF>They’ve spammed so much fake news trying to push energy prices down that the market’s just numb now. Keep going, nobody’s buying it anymore.>The real prices will show up anyway.>Powerful? Maybe. But Smart? Not even close. Burned that fake news card way too early.
>>531762754 were you nervous?lol
>>531762755Checked. He does but diplomatically. Flexing with respect here.
>>531762862>Markets wont buy it anymoreand now Trump and Netanyahu can take their kiddie gloves off and give Iran a proper smacking without any market related concernsabsolute Israeli/American W
>>531762822>mandatory 2026 flex
It's beginning RED ALERTS
new slop just dropped https://xcancel.com/markito0171/status/2037518536306766291
>>531762896kek i like your shit here take the PIG template
>>531762844Checked and ACCELERATE
Moment of shelling at the heavy water facility in the "Khondab" area near the city of "Arak," Iran
>>531762862KEK Based Aryan btfo inbred semites and their mindless murican golems
>>531763062got it. Here is some monke material
>>531762862>He posts this just as the markets closeHe knows trump was looking at those numbers like a hawk
>Sirens in the Negev
>>531763048KinoIs this the first war that has been waged mostly via AI for narrative dominance?
Anyone else thinks Iran will lose this? Idk, I just have that feeling they're talking a big game but is going to get crushed.
>>531763172iran going fully for dimona now
>>531762437Gonna be something like>economics. I love economics. Nobody does economics better than me. You know, I wrote the art of the deal. I know how to make deals. People call me the greatest deal maker in the world. But i make deals. Nobody makes deals better than me. And deals mean money. We are now richer than frankly than ever before. And that's because of the deals i have made. Our country was a mess because of sleepy joe biden and barak husein obama and now we're respected againThen he's probably alernate between "we won the war", "it's not a war, it's just a short excursion", "we're negotiating to end the war", "we're gonna win the war", "we don't need help to win the war" and "nato will pay for not helping us with the war" for about an hour
>>531763152ITS NAME IS DONKE!
>>531763203This is the first AI war.
>>531762787>>531762715More coming up targets : > Fars publishes a map of the UAE's energy infrastructure, which Iran could target with strikes▪Jebel Ali - the largest gas power complex in Dubai.▪Barakah - a nuclear power station.▪Al Taweelah - a large gas power station.▪M Station (Dubai) - another important power unit.▪MBR Solar Park - the largest solar power station in Dubai.Published by Iran.
>>531763048Why does Putin resemble monke? Lmao
Iranian army air defense systems shot down a cruise missile launched by a U.S.–Israeli warplane in northwestern Iran
>>531763222CHECKED AND BASED
DONT YOU FORGET THAT
>>531763214the issue is attrition and potentially running out of missiles
Can we end this fucking war?Can Iran hit some ai infrastructure?
>>531763214My fear is USA or isntreal sociopaths using nukes. We all lose in that scenario.
>Uh Mr. President, the 10 year US Treasury Bill ended the day at 4.43%.
>>531763005kekhttps://files.catbox.moe/j3qjkj.webm
>>531763316We would never use nukes against Iran... Israel... would.
>>531763214If the USA pushes, they will eventually lose.But the USA will need to be able to suffer heavy casualties for it, which it can't.That's the ground-strategy. Can the USA sustain the 450k KIA + 800k WIA to finish this war on the ground?
>The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) announced that its naval forces carried out a combined missile and drone strike on multiple gathering points of American-Zionist terrorists on Bubiyan Island, vowing that retaliation against American terrorist soldiers will continue across the region until their complete withdrawal from Muslim lands.>In a statement released on Friday, the IRGC's Public Relations Department said the operation was conducted as part of the 84th wave of Operation Honest Promise 4 on Friday evening, under the blessed codename "O Sahib al-Zaman" and dedicated to the martyrs of the naval forces, particularly the hero Nader Mahdavi and other comrades who brought America to its knees in the 1980s.>According to the statement, the IRGC Naval Force carried out a surprise combined attack using various destructive drones and ballistic missiles, striking several gathering points of American-Zionist terrorists on Bubiyan Island.>A large number of American terrorist marines were annihilated, and the wounded of these terrorists were transferred to Al-Saleh Al-Sabah, Mohammed Al-Ahmad, and Ali Al-Salem hospitals, the statement read.>Field sources, the IRGC added, reported that these hospitals have been placed under complete lockdown, with Kuwaiti patients being denied admission and discharge, a situation that has sparked protests among the Kuwaiti people.>The IRGC Naval Force declared that retaliatory attacks against American terrorist soldiers will continue in every part of the region with crushing and devastating strikes until their complete removal from Muslim lands.Mehr News Agency
>>531763258cuz he was the one who started the zooworld seems like gay-sex with the gang-bang caused this monke-box to spread
Tuned into the Houthis' live TV>"Important announcement for the Yemeni Armed Forces during the coming hours."Will provide live translation for it if I'm bored enough
I want to see this cocksucker squirm
The bombings continue until the deal is made.Does the IRGC want peace or will they go to the last islamofascist? Only they can choose.
>>531763259>Iran is now shooting down tomahawksWTF
>>531763310Nigga you started this war
>>531763361>>531763316Or even worse, Samson option if Iran starts really winning
>>531763439wait Israel has already killed 1000 people in Lebanon so far?
>>531763456Nah I didn't, I didn't even join the idf
>>531763259china or russia who wants it? or do they have it already?
>>531763396So >>531762754Was talking out of his ass, is that it?
>>531763048kek
>>531763369Invasion-bros?Sydney Sweeney's actual bro?
>>531763369Why is Bubiyan gathering point of US aphibious forces?Because it is 200km from Khark and because pool's closed.
so far news from US are very good.>trump gets no bad news>trump gets 2 minutes highlight videos every day as "intelligence report">trump is bored from this war and wants to move on
>>531763214An Iranian loss, no matter how you slice it, can only entail an equal loss for the American empire
>They’ve spammed so much fake news trying to push energy prices down that the market’s just numb now. Keep going, nobody’s buying it anymore.>The real prices will show up anyway.>Powerful? Maybe. But Smart? Not even close. Burned that fake news card way too early.imagine getting mogged militarily so brutally they're even educating you in the process, i'd kms myself if i were american rn
>>531763499>Carpet bombs civilians>Huh, that kills people?
>>531763369>Iran attacked some people going to the beach and claim it was le troops ok
>>531763499i wouldn't trust any of those numbers, but the jews have been targeting residential buildings in lebanon at scale, so there's quite a lot of dead civilians
>>531763499according to Qatar, they probably inflate those numbers.
>>531762395I would gladly die for the jewish people, put me in a body bag.
>>531763396Isn't Yemeni Arabic different than Khaleeji Arabic?
>>531763214No, they're doing great and they will win.
Reports that Dimona is just gone
>>531763361IDK, what you are losing is big. If Iran gets Barein back and the control of the persic gulf your empire is gone. What should've been a slow fall lasting decades would be a free fall because a stupid war for israel.
- "We think there will be meetings [with the Iranians] this week," - Steve Witkoff, US Special Envoy.>- "We think there will be meetings [with the Iranians] this week," - Steve Witkoff, US Special Envoy.https://t.me/rnintel/57572CEASEFIRE BY NEXT WEEK
>>531763503Don't you go to jail for refusing to serve?
>>531763695sources tell me dimona isn’t stable… please god.
>>531763729Yup. They are gonna fold
>>531763729Israeli falseflag next week, got it
>>531763729The 1 millionth meeting
>>531763695the town or the nuke plant?
stinky?
>>531763729>WitkoffPlease let the Iranians bomb this faggot & the jew Kushner.
>>531763695stop teasing me you slut
>>531763247Solar panels cost basically nothing these days seems like a very weak trade that one.Probably well defended but if Iran can put a hole in the UAE's nuclear plant that's it for any civilian nuclear program in the gulf states (which can only serve as cover for a bomb program).They have Israel and the US to thank.
>>531763214What does a loss or a win look like here? Thats the problem. Regime change? No more islam in Iran? Invasion and full ground fight? You cant secure uranium or missiles without a ground force so those things are already off the table as goals.
>>531763310>stop the war We just started >hit AI infrastructure Coming up
>>531763729i would throw a party and invite all of /pig/ if witkoff was glassed during negotiations
>>531763747No lmao , you can just fake you're mentally ill before enlisting
>marines and paratroopers in place>markets just closed>insider trading bets placedso when is shit going down? COME ON TRUMP MAKE SOME FUCKIN NOISE
>>531763729Reminder /pig/ should SUPPORT a ceasefire between the US and Iran. That means Iran can focus on Israel.
>>531763729hoow many times are you cucks gonna fall for the same song and dance with the ORANGE KEK admin desperately trying to calm markets (to no avail)? there will be no ceasefire see >>531762862
>>531763814>Delta Force successfully captures the Uranium>Destroys missile and drone factories>Cyberattack critical networks>Withdraw
>>531763822>We just startedWho's we ?>Coming upYay
>>531763729you know, the jewish papers spell his name Witkov when they talk about himfunny that
Banan status?
>>531763868Markets are closed retard
>>531762862He hates kikes and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>531763839Honestly pretty based anon, I hope you survive.
>>531763369Based IRGC, no pity for the zog bots
>>531763864the USA and Israel are not separate entities my bro
>>531763782Is the plant Northwest of the town
>>531763788yup, which is why they are escalating and targeting infrastructure now. iran, if the war continues as before, would easily win this war of attrition
>>531763884The uranium buried in the bunker who's entrance tunnels you bombed to shit a year ago and that satellites show hasn't been excavated?Is Delta Force bringing enough shovels?
When's the next taco tuesday?
>>531763522It could turn out to be a nothingburger, but "Rerum Novarum" is operated by CIA glowniggers.Wouldn't take anything they say seriously>>531763674Official speeches are delivered in standard Arabic which everyone understands
>>531763915-off just means that the Russian family emigrated before or in early stages of the Soviet UnionOr that the immigrant wants to give that impression
>>531763967Yes, they are. >>531763991>When's the next taco tuesday?...tuesday
>>531763729No. Iran said no ceasefire. No market manipulation. Too many zogbots accumulating even in Azerbaijan
>>531763970southeast ish, it's actually marked on maps as the negev nuclear research facility or something like that
>'We can't have another North Korea in Middle East', Witkoff sayswhy not?
>>531762327It's an older track but it checks out :) one of their bangers.
>>531763950It's a waste of time, why would I spend time in a shit hole and get fat because of the shitty food?
>>531763884>China rebuilds their capacity to defend themselves in 5 months>Pool remains closed>Dollar is kill
Look, the best I can offer right now is the complete destruction of the Zionist state.
>>531764023>picand yet they don't shoot at their ships anymorethe usa and israel are the same entity, they are controlled by the same people with the same goals
>>531763953After the CIA hack i wouldn't be surprised at all to find out that Trump has been negotiating with hacker groups pertaining to be leaders in Iran.He's that fucking boomerish.>We need to see Ivanka blowing a horse, then we will re-open the Hormuz strait Inshalla!
Where the fuck are they
>>531764004>The statement that will be released in a few HOURS will be Xposts like this are retarded anyways. Statement will come when statement comes.
Geology as warfare: >Iran put its missiles where physics, not diplomacy, keeps them safe>According to CNN, based on satellite imagery, while the airstrikes have struck 77% of tunnel entrances to underground missile launch facilities, within 48 hours most are reopened by digging out blocked entrances.Bomb away. Fortresses are indestructible
>>531763027massive nothingburger you shithead.no wonder the u.s. told them to get fucked“It was not a complete deal, but it was progress and was unlikely to be the Iranians’ final offer. The British team expected the next round of negotiations to go ahead on the basis of the progress in Geneva.”
>>531763536Shore to shore invasion canceled.Ship to shore invasion not possible.>>531763639Cope.
Houthi statement at 23:40 local time13 MINUTES FROM NOW
>markets closedLFGGGGGGBANGBANGBANG
oh fug>Turkish Foreign Minister: Negotiations between Washington and Tehran have begun> Turkish Foreign Minister: Today we held lengthy talks with the Iranians, and the current negotiating positions between Tehran and Washington differ from their stances before the war> Witkoff: I believe there will be meetings with Iran this weekhttps://xcancel.com/MTVEnglishNews
>>531764130>and yet they don't shoot at their ships anymorethey did a separate ceasefire with israel when israel stopped bombing gaza.
>>531763729why would iran want to meet with a real estate developer?
>>531764209Mashallah Habibi.
>>531764076My friend said about the same after he came back from boot and decided not to enlist, military service is in general retarded and it's always better to avoid.
>>531764130anon that was last year ffs
>>531764209close the red sea i beg, shut down this gay fucking economy and starve us all to death
>>531764209if they were planning on entering, surely they'd just enter without an announcement, didn't hezbullah do that?
>>531764151I think he has dementia or Alzheimer like his father had. The kikes can bring a brown man with a towel head and tell him this is a higher up Iranian to negotiate with you, he is so incapacitated mentally he could believe it’s true.
>>531763991he already tacoed yesterday, did he not? 10 days now
>>531763884>>531763978Trump called Iran up and told them to move the material before all that.Not that it matters, the nuclear material isn't the goal. Iran had offered all of the material in negotiations a week before US and Israel attacked.It's all about kikes being subhuman genocidal freaks wanting Iran to be a failed state.
>>531764209>2,2k likes in 11 minI dont think anons here have any idea how generational this speech will be
>>531764156waiting for ground operation.
>>531764245they're doing a gaza in lebanon and I don't see them shooting>>531764283so what?
>>531763729everytime oil hits $100 or above they come up with this fakes
>>531762054>/pig/ Persia Israel General #538 | Fuck (Israel + America + Anti-christ + Baal)It's /PIGU/Call it /PIGU/The Persia Israel General starring the US of A./PIGU/
>>531763884>Delta Force successfully captures the UraniumHow are they going to carry it out? lol you cant just pick it up in a bag. Yes chinooks have carried off planes and tanks before but thats not going to work so well here. A tank you can just tie it up and haul it off. How are you going to process and carry the uranium?
>>531764244Fake news
>>531764253>meetMaybe they just want him to be in a specific place at a specific time?
>>531764244>letting turkey host peace talksyeh gg iran its over
time to escalate
>>531763214>Anyone else thinks Iran will lose this?They absolutely might, anon. At this point I expect Iran to get nuked to try and bring them to heel. >Idk, I just have that feeling they're talking a big game but is going to get crushed.No one can predict what is going to happen. An inch to the right in Butler, PA and the whole course of the world would have been different. Iran may win but by the gods we're in the front row seats for a turning of a historic page. Even if Iran gets nuked and loses, the US will have losta) the proposition that they are impossible to oppose conventionallyb) the proposition that their warplanes and warships are undetectable and untargetable. Iran's win condition is to survive as a state and government and keep slinging ordnance at Israel. That's it.
Negev
>>531764399that mutt is shilling his own acc, look at the lack of views and likes
>>531764244Well they were negotiating before the war and now their stance on negotiations differ so >No negotiations
You've got to respect this man's accomplishments; he is currently toying with America and Israel from beyond the grave, and I suspect, getting on Trump`s nerves like no one else.
>>531764362Look, pal, golems don't get any main title credits.
>>531764244>NOOOOOOOOOOOO /PIG/GIES TOLD ME IT'S FAKE AND IRAN WILL NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH AMERICA AND GOING TO CONQUER BAHRAIN AND UAE!!1!!1
>>531764429make sure to airdrop some fell for it again awards with the bombs
>>531764324>It's all about kikes being subhuman genocidal freaks wanting Iran to be a failed state.true.But Trump doesn't want to be the "POTUS when the bond market collapsed", so he will be looking for a way out.
>>531764390>>531764452>delusional screechingturk bro... this must be hard for you >>531764399seems like the turkish FM has been all over the place trying to get the gulf to not escalate and join the war.
>>531764244Checked. >witkoff Negotiation discarded. I would never believe neither Witkoff or Kushner who both work for israel, they are not going to negotiate a peace only gain time for more military accumulation around Iran.
>>531763439utter fiction
>>531764244This means nothing. Here's Russia and Ukraine holding talks in Turkey. March 29, 2022. The war is still going on 4 years later
Anyone have high quality mp4s or webms w sound of the Iran Lego Movies?They are so good. Like stop making missiles and drones and give us an Iranian full length lego movie. People in the west are starved for culture like that.
>>531764314Media does that to one, stops you questioning the "uniform" people are wearing every day.But yeah i reckon he has some weird age-related dementia that is partially being controlled by medical intervention. Ofc that means the younger members are running the show.
>>531764441>An inch to the right in ButlerRetard detected
>>531762668>russia making a ton againExporting from where? Ukraine destroyed their oil ports. Russia is done.
>>531764356They've openly stated they're ready & awaiting signal.Some cards are better when held instead of played early.
>>531764461yeah he's probably the best commander of our generation
>>531764449Shot down
>>531764441>At this point I expect Iran to get nuked to try and bring them to heel.I really don't think the nuclear taboo will be broken... Unless the nuclear suicide vests come into play.
Tel Aviv Jerusalem time for the cuck room
>>531764515https://files.catbox.moe/wp9snp.mp4
>>531764507That's because the eurotards keep subverting it. Israel will obviously try to subvert these though lol.>>531764499Witkoff only said there would be negotiations, not that he'd be a part. It seems like we're genuinely moving towards Vance leading the efforts which I fully support. Vance isn't a jew, or christian zionist, he's an anti-war catholic and someone the Iranians can work with.
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>>531764359Yup
lol wtf is trump gonna do nowthis country is fucked
>>531764461name should be more cemented in history as time goes on
>>531764504To the last islamofascist?I heard they had to start putting 12 year olds to man the checkpoints.
>>531764580ftfy
>>531763830>i would throw a party and invite all of /pig/ if witkoff was glassed during negotiationskushner :) imagine the seethe
>>531764612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oej0MMFdFI
>>531763062donke
Is this some Israeli kike with a nip VPN?
>>531764552>heir oil ports.>Russia is done.Not all of it, theyre down like 40% i think. But prices doubled so theyre still making a lot back off it.
>>531764461FCurrent actual military leadership consists of his predecessor and successor, btw
>>531762054>>Growing suspicion in Israeli security circles: Syria, Turkey, and Iran/Hezbollah may be secretly colluding against IsraelImpossible. The Mossad is the most professional the most perfect intelligence service that has ever existed. They would never miss anything on this scale.It's in the bible and stuff. Israel can't lose.
>>531764244few things here1. Main iranian negotiator confirmed just a day ago there are no contacts and no negotiations.2. Turks always lied about shit like this and are on US side during ukraine clown show.3. trump is the only one who wants a way out and iranians only say they want to slap him across the face and give him a good lesson.
>>531764452https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTV_(Lebanon)Retard
>>531764637FAKE NEWS!
>>531764209Where to watch speech in english
>>531764708Who?
>>531764605>>531764491there will be no negotiations until the the expulsion of the mutt bases, the annihilation of the pedodollar and the utter destruction of the mutt empire, get this through your thick skulll
>>531764589>nuclear suicidejews told him they're very dangerous
>>531764764go away turktard
>>531764708lots of US bases in the land of the rising sunmy headcanon is he is doing mid-high tier satire
>>531764708the usa has thousands of zogbots in japan
>>531764728Weird how every single one of isreals neighbours hates them
>>531764383>>53176397841:43 We have people that are trained that are equipped to operate in deeply buried underground situations in the event that we have to go do something. So there is there is capability in terms of doing this. it is it's something that is I think routinelytrained and that we routinely pay attention to. So we should have confidence in in uh in in in our ability to do some of these things - Gen. Joseph VotelSays it will be tough and will require more than 10,000 troops and hold the area for several days though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaojnT6HUNo
>>531764686dont mind me stealing this
>>531764603Thanks friend. Truly so good.Anyone have the first one too?
>The U.S. State Department is offering up to $10 million for information on Iranian-linked cyber actors, including Parsian Afzar Rayan Borna and the Handala hacking group.Glowies are seething at the Handala Hacker group
>>531764680I'm buying diddy amounts of lube for this.
>>531764784
How is Iran mogging us in the meme war? Surely a fraction of the trillion dollars we spend on the military goes to competent memers
>>531764708vpn or not, it's a kike
>>531764461Everything he worked for amounted to nothing kekAssad fell, Iran is getting assblasted, the only thing he did well was bombing some durka durka sunnies
>>531764784Cry about it, American
>>531764686Kek
lol
>>531764840np fren, but heres the proper donke, that old donke isn't looping etc
>>531764651Yep, called it, Orange Retard in Chief shot his load way too early. Ironically enough, probably only "positive peace" news from Araghchi would move the markets at this point..so Iran is effectively controlling the world economy right now.
>>531764853nopejust like how they don't invest in drone researchthey don't invest in memesamerica is an old dinosaurstuck in WW2 era war thinking
>>531764853the thing with a good meme is that it cannot be fake and gay
>>531764738>The Trump administration is making it clear to allies that it does not plan a ground operation in Iran in the near future, despite the fact that thousands of soldiers are being deployed to the region — BloombergTranslation: They are planning a ground invasion
>>531762054>USS Tripoli deploying the Marines for a ground invasion in Iran
>>531764853so it started with women's suffrage
>>531764890Just hit the new nividia hq and data centers in Israel and let the market shit its pants next week, call it a day
Ground invasion probably won't be until a week or two into April according to https://acoup.blog/2026/03/25/miscellanea-the-war-in-iran/>Notably, the United States is moving assets into theater – an MEU, elements of the 82 Airborne – which will take some time to arrive (two weeks for the MEU which is still about a week out as I write this) and set up for operations.
>>531764708That's just Airman Ramirez of Okinawa US base, he's a bit retarded.
>muh marketsdoesn't matter. Israel will continue to strike critical Iranian industry and there's not a damn thing you can do about it except cope + seethe.
KEKjews are being obliterated on Propagandatheir strongest weapon alongside jidf airforce>I LOVE YOU ANONS, KEEP THE ANTISEMITISM COMING AND OUR WORKS BEARING FRUIT
>>531764831Are you airdropping in bulldozers & cranes too?
>>531764853we don’t have memes or drones (or drone defense). totally unprepared for war in the big 21st
>>531764936>>531764840
>>531762054why is it always kike bakers???
>>531764853miggers can't meme.everybody knows this.there is nothing organic about kike productions.
>>531764831>more than 10,000 troops and hold the area for several days though.yeah I think thats the main thing. I can trust the military can handle radioactive material i just dont think they can get a window long enough to do it while being attacked. The Iranians arent going to let them set up for days on end, possibly in multiple locations underground and do nothing while they dig up all the uranium.
>>531764936thank you fren
>>531765075love it
>>531764960I'm pretty curious if this stuff will work https://www.epirusinc.com/electronic-warfare
>>531765082Be the change you want to see.
>>531764461the architect of american empire's collapse
>>531765044Yeah coping and seething all your way to America turning against Israel. Enjoy
>>531765075frens frens every where
>>531764871Kike cope couldn't be more obvious. He is currently giving your IDF something to chew on.
Multiple waves at Tel Av....Tel Gaza
>>531765082We've had lots of bad goy bakers today, it's been comfy.
>>531764764there will be no negotiations until the the eradication of the Iranian people, the annihilation of Shi'ism and the utter destruction of Al-Aqsa Mosque, get this through your thick skulll
>>531764209Any update?
>>531764871Anon, he's responsible for millions of your countrymen scurrying like rats underground every day, destruction of US bases and capabilities around the Gulf, the world economy in tatters, and the whole world waking up to the humanity-threatening cancer that is your people and country - and all with a budget <1% of yours and on day 28 of your 4-day Special Combat OperationWhatever happens next, you child raping rats have already been btfo, and everyone knows it
Where does Trump rank in your top 10 shabbos got list? I think he has a strong case for top 3
Where did all the smug Israeli flags go
>>531764853>How is Iran mogging us in the meme war? Surely a fraction of the trillion dollars we spend on the military goes to competent memersit's not that easy to cheer for the side that does sucker punch surprise attacks during negotiations and claims that Iran used its own Tomahawk missiles to blow up 160 of its own schoolgirls. And how could any meme stand for 15 minutes before being contradicted by Trump?
>>531764936>savedty
>>531765163>muh opinion of the plebsdoesn't matter
Houthis cucked out
>>531765167>frens>frens every wheredeath to jidf
>>531765232Yup. No amount of infinity cope by the kike flags will ever change reality except in their soon to be exterminated head canon.
>>531765232Yup
>>531765237He's the first Jewish president in the way Clinton was the first black president. He is probably even literally Jewish on his father's side.
>>531765044>dow down from 6 months ago>oil breaking $100 again>permanent damage to oil/gas infrastructure that will take years to rebuild even if the war ended tomorrow (it wont)Cope and seethe as the war enters its 5th week against some random muzzies whove been sanctioned for 40 years zogbot nigger
>>531764871it's quite amazing how deep you guys are coping when the guy you are belittling right now is indirectly responsible for the destruction of 20 merkavas over the past 3 weeks
>>531755950>https://x.com/factorydoge69/status/2037388677501104569First one is better
>>531764871>they hated SfTFvSQ5 because he told the truth
>>531765123>>531765167
>>531765251yeah for memes to work well, your side kinda has to be... you know... correct and good
>>531764851>>531764878>>531765087uh oh the diaspora discord did NOT like that
>>531765263It means neocons and Jew cocksuckers like Trump will be losing elections and democrats will divest from Israel like their base and increasing % of our population does. Enjoy your Pyrrhic victory kike lover.
>Red alert mapGAAAAAHDDD DAAAAYUM THATS A LOT OF RED!
>>531765237Who even could rank above him?Maybe whoever covered for Mossad on JFK, and still is
HOLY SHIThuge booms on the live streamssomething got yeetedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehGieRi72w
>>531765318>meanwhile>American oil companies are on path to generate $300 billion+/yr in revenuegg tranny, you lost
where's all the israelis?
Houthi speech:>"In light of our religious obligations, and in light of the Zionist and American aggression against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and Palestine, and Lebanon, and Iraq,">"The Yemeni Armed Forces confirm that our hand is on the trigger for severe reprisals against the Zionist and American aggressors in the case of any of these things occurring: (1) the involvement of any other powers in the Zionist-American aggression, (2) the use of the Red Sea in any military operations against Iran or Islamic countries, (3) further escalation against Iran, (4) any aggression against Yemen."
>>531765232holy trvke
>pouthis cucked need it or keep it?
>>531764853There isn't a meme force on the planet that could shill this warIsrael relies on calling everyone brown for a reason
>>531765375>losing electionsThere will be no elections when Israel escalates to a point of no return. Every traitor will be gassed, including you. This is what you get for countersignaling the war and being antisemitic. You made this choice at the end of the day.
> NEW BAKE | Fuck (Israel + America + Anti-christ + Baal) > >>531765377 NEW BAKE | Fuck (Israel + America + Anti-christ + Baal)>>531765377> NEW BAKE | Fuck (Israel + America + Anti-christ + Baal) > >>531765377 NEW BAKE | Fuck (Israel + America + Anti-christ + Baal)>>531765377> NEW BAKE | Fuck (Israel + America + Anti-christ + Baal) > >>531765377 NEW BAKE | Fuck (Israel + America + Anti-christ + Baal)>>531765377
>>531765403Meanwhile gas is up to $4 with no signs of stopping, food is unaffordable and people are tired of Israel. Enjoy kike cocksucker. Replies are off.
>>531765443so they cucked (for now)? lame
>>531765075:)>>531765119>>531765260welcom frens
WHERE ARE ALL iSRAELI FLAGS AT?!!!
>>531765386
>>531765403>US oil companies get rich>all US oil customers get poorer>russia gets richer too>more money needed for ukraineMaga
>>531764732Iranians always lie
>>531765335>yeah for memes to work well, your side kinda has to be... you know... correct and goodor at least... cool, yknow? all we've gotten are black and white explosions and extremely uncool ranting from Hegseth and Trump. This is a guy who got captured and beheaded by ISIS but just the fact that he looked cool and unafraid instead of petulant and seething made him an instant legend.
>>531765403Leaf economy benefits from this 10x more than Americas . You're forgetting that the US's economy main export is tech that requites cheap energy to be profitable
>>531765395That was fucking awesome!
>>531765441>where's all the israelis?kek
>>531765443>confirm that our hand is on the trigger
>>531765488who cares about gas prices, the past couple years were an anomaly. we'll be just fine even at $10/gallon. If you can't afford it then that's a (You) problem.
>>531765484/PIGU/
>>531765075kek
>>531765443>the use of the Red Sea in any military operations against Iran or Islamic countries,So even if NATO fags out, they'd need to go the long way round.
>>531765251It really is bad optics for the IRGC to missile their own girls elementary school though.
>>531765544>Leaf economy benefits from this 10x more than Americas .You're welcome. How about some gratitude and support for the war now?
>>531765395I saw some missiles in the central israel owl cam
>>531765496>so they cucked (for now)? lameno, 3 is pretty open to interpretation
>>531765395timestmap?
>>531762204Fuck off dago you sad cunt
>>531765443Wasn't there a carrier sitting in the Red Sea? The one that burned down?Things that make you go hmmmm
>>531765443Curious about the flag and iconography. Do the Houthis claim all of Yemen?
>>531764571a true hero
>>531765637Why would we help ZOG instead of use their weakness against them in the upcoming CUMSA negotiations?Would they support us?
>>531765232basado
>>531765484>>531765615>>531765664>>531765736Once is enough.Some anons don't migrate immediately. Some anons post in both threads at the same time. It's okay.Thanks for baking.
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>>531765511based smegposter
>>531764275Smart friend, now I shall make some coco
>>531765048Will we ever see Kino of this magnitude and the Lego Iran Content ever again? Its like seeing history in the making.. the meme war was won before it even began.. what even is Israels answer to it? Seriously
>>531762054Reminder, iran could easily draft ten-twenty million dudes and march them towards israel and immediately take it, but they won't. Because they're fucking pussies. Just like afghanistan and iraq fell, because they're fucking pussies. They could easily have drafted multiple millions men, but didn't. Why bother having five hundred million people in the middle east, if they aren't going to use those people to defend it? The deal is, the womdn shut their whore mouths and obey, in return, they get a man who will work hard to ensure that the family prospers, and who will fight and die, if need be. That's how traditional patriarchy works, and the sandnigger men failed their end of that bargain.
>>531764708Yes
