Reminder that this is the Iranian “beach” that Americans will be invading this week.>Sargent, we have secured the beach.>Good job, Private. Continue onwards.>Uh, where?
>>531767563You're brilliant, every army can just be stopped by a mildly high mountain wall.
>>531767637...Yes?
>>531767637Yeah, it's called logistics.
Iran looks nice. let's do a field trip together, fellas
>>531767563It's over. Iran won. America should surrender and accept occupation of Miami and L.A. by Persians.
>rockclimbing D Day
>>531767637>You're brilliant, every army can just be stopped by a mildly high mountain wall.Historically, yes.
We can climb. This is like the French thinking the ardennes were part of the Maginot line. Terrain isn't fortification
>durrr>DURRR>UH EVERY INVASION HAS TO BE DONE BY SEA>URRRHHRHHH>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WONT BE IRAN D DAY GHGHGHGHGHGGHFHFHFHHH>YOURE WRONG BECAUSE... CHILD RAPE MOSSAD TRUMP HITLER ERRGGFGGGHHHHHG>MAD YET MIGATARD???You lost iranny
>>531767752Don't be too hard on the flatlander.
>>531767844I'm in broThat beach looks cozy
>>531767563Wouldn’t the us military send swarms of drones nonstop until every crevice is blasted before sending the soldiers to occupy it?
>>531767973Zogbots are cheaper than drones though
>>531767637Yes? Why was Switzerland not invaded during WW2. Why did the soviet union fight wars to control the caucasus mountains? Why is afghanistan called the graveyard for empires?
>>531767973What "swarms of drones" are you talking about? Our drones are $30 million each
>>531767973>US bombs the Iranian coastal mountains to rubble>*Looks inside*>*More Mountains*
>>531767973If the US was ran by people with more than 80IQ then yes. They would have been building millions of drones since you can just store them and only put the battery into them when you need them. But your leaders have done everything they can to squander your power. This genuinely should have been a trivial exercise for you if your leaders did not hate you.
>>531767637>flatlander discovers natural fortressesWew
>>531767637Literally yes, which is why they usually go around them. Heavy goods vehicles and tanks can't climb vertical surfaces.
>>531767880White People Be Like:*Free-Soloing**But with explosive drones, missiles, and small-arms fire raining down from above*
>>531768068They don’t have to be (in the future), I think? >t never served >>531768245Uhhh, spam more $600 drones? Pls respond>>531768379Lol
>>531767973Only China can do that. US military doctrine is about building 100 million dollar flying dildo dispensers with parts made in every US state.
>>531767637Literally the reason they cannot stop Iran is because they put everything inside mountains so they cannot just bomb them lmaoIt's not just the terrain being impassable.
>>531768488You’re the second person responding that’s mentioned thatIf that’s true, I wonder why. Seems really dumb and excessive
>>531767752>>531767839>>531767849>>531767883>>531768066>>531768383>>531768389So every army is just invincible as they stand near an edge? You guys are fucking retarded, what about air support, what about grappling hooks, what about a simple rope? Jesus christ, even the mongolians could circumvent the great chinese wall, and that was thousands of years ago.
>>5317675631pbtid.
>>531768476>They don’t have to be (in the future), I think?Where is the profit in that?
>>531767844I want to see Pol town
>>531767563Our top secret all terrain shartmart buggies could easily scale that. It's over for those goatfuckers.
>>531768564>every army is just invincibleNo one said that. Overwhelming fucking advantage, however, yes.
>>531768564>grappling hooks Yeah anon, it's everyone else that's retarded here, not you. lmao
>>531768564>what about air supportToo expensive to be used to protect infantry. If they are close enough to support infantry they are close enough to be destroyed.>what about grappling hooks, what about a simple rope?You want to climb a mountain while being shot at and having drones hitting you?
>>531767563Shoot it a couple of times to level it out. What's the problem?
>>531768826>You want to climb a mountain while being shot at and having drones hitting you?I have a guyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Honnold
>>531767637It takes 14 turns to build fortress and 3 more to fortify but then a phalanx can defend it against mech. inf or even altillery.
>>531767563>what are helicopters>what are paratroopersYikes this isn't 330 BC retard
>>531769236>what are helicopters>what are paratroopersYou see them being used much by Ukraine and Russia? You gotta wonder why.
>>531769236America isn't a bunch of pussy faggots anymore, Hegseth stamped out woke and remade the military into men. it worked for our grandfathers to save the world in '44 and by God and Trump as our witness, it'll work in '26.
>>531769873>you see them being used much by Ukraine and Russia?Neither have air superiorityAmerica has air superiority over 99% of Iran, and will obviously take out any AD system before a ground landing, especially on those tiny islands they're going to land on.
>>531770145>America has air superiority over 99% of Iran... sure.
>>531767563Fuck what an ugly beach. Is the whole Middle East just a shitty ass sand pile desert? No wonder it completely empty with no beach goers. Sad!
>>531770145F-35 status?
>>531768726Precisely, old chum.
>>531767563The country is like a natural fort
>>531767637>>531767563Dude the reason they sending so many is because the corpses will help them get over.
>>531771194I heard the same about Karabakh
Here's a fun videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyf8nAlIvCk
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>>531767637Actually 8/10 bait
>>531771417I have an idea. Let's fix our economy.
>>531767563Take the roads and set up FOBs on the mountain tops? This seems pretty simple.
>>531768564you going to airdrop the entire army? lmao
>>531770145>America has air superiority over 99% of Iranlol not below 50,000 feet they don't.
>>531768066>Switzerland It was neutral since hundreds of yrs>Afghanistan Ran through like a dirty ho on skid row many times by many empires around it, Imperial Russians, Persians, British, Sikhs, Tibetan kingdoms. All ruled it in recent history. And historically, it was the kingdom of Gandhar (modern day Kandahar) mentioned in the Mahabharata.>>531767637>>531767752>>531767839>>531767844
>>531768068>>531768488>reverse engineered Shaheed drones>named it LUCAS>operational against IranIt's about 35K each. They're able to be used as swarms.
>>531767637>>531768564>hooks, ropes and shitYou are a retarded flat lander
>>531767900>Terrain isn't fortificationIt is in the iranian case, their mountains are swiss cheese ever since the soviets started to dig down tunnels everywhere. Even your biggest nuclear warheads can't flatten a 4000m mountain. Your entire arsenal couldn't flatten it. And it's where all their missiles and drones are stockpiled. Sorry but that's what i call fortifications.
Airborne aren't going to storm any beaches. That would be beyond retarded.
NO.Mutts and jews will airdrop special forces to nuclear sites, get the enriched uranium, and go back
>>531771704Leaf bro. They were not neutral bc they said so. They were neutral bc they were the taiwan of europe. Great prize, but too costly to take
>>531767563Nothing a few bangalores can't fix
the military assets that are heading to the ME are not an invasion force, the airborne isn't designed to hold anything they literally just have their guns light ammo and 2 mres, they'd need heavy infantry to actually hold anything and none of them are deploying, what's more likely is that we're going to evacuate what assets we have that are holed up in hotels rn
>>531769873There are no mountains in Ukraine.
>>531767563>GALIPOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!hope they blast sabaton as they die for israel
>>531768564>Says the dutchman who's never seen a cliff in his life
>>531768564>the concept of mountains is incomprehensible to the swamp french mind
>>531767883>Historically, yes.Incorrect. A bunch of jeets under British command somehow managed in 1942 (off memory) to take Iran while fighting an army twice their size.
I say let them land and then use poison gas leaving many wounded and stranded while Trump panics about how to evacuate all those contaminated troops.
>>531767900Please study the Gallipoli campaign
>>531772085>That would be beyond retarded.thus a perfect casus belli for kikes in the US to ramp up the conflict. Wouldn't be surprised for the 5k marines soon to be deployed to be used as sacrificial lamb for the jew media to rally up the amerimutt population behind the war. Basically Pearl Harbor 2.0.I wonder how the zogbots getting their boots on the mined ground this weekend are feeling about that?
>>531772315Its southwestern region is loaded with them and has a few national parks. But you might be right to say it still doesn't matter because the eastern side where Russia's invading from in fact has none.
>>531772357>>531772536Yes haha very funny, but you people are the retards who think an army is just stopped at any cliff, like there never was a war where an army lost a battle when they had "the highground", as if we haven't invented numerous ways to circumvent natural terrain. Nope, never happened. In any war you just take your army up a mountain and you have won, ez peazy...
The USSR and UK managed to do it in the 1940's, why not again?
>>531772973>but you people are the retards who think an army is just stopped at any cliffYes, that is why Germany has never been able to get much past the Rhine when attempting to invade France, due to the Vosges mountains making it impossible.
>>531767563hummers can go straight up those cliffs btw
>>531773152That sexy ass railway...
>>531767752This aint antiquity grandpa, we got them flyin machines now
>>531767563>Reminder that this is the Iranian “beach” that Americans will be invading this week.Huh, looks easy compared to Normandy.
>>531767563will there be jewish commissars again to shoot goy cattle that hesitates?
>>531771704>All ruled it in recent history.They tried to rule it for a few months before being utterly eradicated to the last man, yep.>great succ
>>531767563Zogs will capture the nuclear plants.
>>53177177735k in iran. American mic would charge at least 10x
>>531772248You have no idea how fucking stupid your command is...
>>531767973Us doesn't do cheap and effective
>>531767563You’re fucking retarded we took hacksaw ridge and Iwo Jima.
>>531767563there are more ways in to that island than going the hard way. you really are retarded.
>>531767563Charlie don't surf
>>531767563A good thing they invented helicopter at some point between 1944 and now
>You will watch migger Trump-voting zogbots get droned in 4k climbing up those mountains on behalf of jewsAnd you guys are blackpilled?
>>531774481Supposedly the actual cost. Better features and better accuracy.
>>531775185Habib don't surf.
>>531768245So just keep bombing until the mountains are flat
>>531767563some areas are like this but most are flat and perfectly accessible. stfuthere will be no major ground invasion either way.
bring the siege ladders, medievel style
>>531775926Damn right
>>5317753101944 is over, grandpa. The Iranians have AI-controlled turbojet interceptor drones now. Good luck putting a cope cage around a helicopter.
how will the 82nd AIRBORNE ever get past that massive sea wall
>>531767637Hmm..
>>531767849>occupation of Miami and L.A. by Persians.That would actually be an improvement on what's there now.
>>531767563we've been rapidly importing jeets with the necessary skill set
>>531768826The Royal Marines Mountain Leaders train for it, there are some tough madlads out there. it was also done at normandyhttps://www.eliteukforces.info/royal-marines/mountain-leaders/
>>531775044completely different conflicts you might aswell compare apples to elephant shit
>>531776811anon doesn't remember the Shahed swarms at hacksaw and the fattah-5 hypersonic multi-warhead attacks at Iwo Jima. many such cases.
>>531768564Thousands of years ago they couldnt blot out the sun with suicide drones, according to iran arsenal I imagine they could send about 50 drones each half hour interval and still have a significant stockpile left over. They need aerial superiority and to counter drone offensive to do an aerial assault and the original (public facing) mobilisation order calls for MARINES not PARA TROOPERS. Lol
>>531768564Mongolians didn't have drones, missiles, satellites, or HP snipers.Everybody making this argument is so fucking retarded
just drill a hole through it. i bet you will drill into their honeycomb of tunnels.
>>531767563But we have flying machines...
>no mention of Malta This thread reeks of uneducated brown hands.
>>531776592USMC trembles at the sight of such expertise, they'll send in the jeet marines, kind of like how they pay jeetbots to shill for their poitics
>>531767563Checkmate
>>531767637Barely armed Swiss peasants once defeated a German imperial army by simply pelting it with rocks from a walltop.Now imagine pic related, but the Knights are fat brown zogbots, and the stuff they are getting pelted with are FPV drones and missiles.
>>531776811>>531777193both of you are moving the goal post. nice job, retards. the thread is very obviously about the mountainous beach and how the US can't cross it for some magical reason even thought they've done it in multiple theatres, multiple times. has nothing to do with irans weaponry. you think iran is gonna launch a fucking hypersonic at a mountain? lol. god damned retards
>>531777777
>>531767839Shhh, don't try to reason with a retard in their natural habitat, it'll get angry and post meaningless diatribes on Truth Social.
>>531767563damn iranians are going to get to live out their dreams i'm sort of happy for them
>>531767563>shoot one rocket at the guy standing there>he falls or dies>land your boatswow, that was hard.
>>531767563gallipoli was a bitch mutts. ask bruce about it, wouldn't fancy it myself.
>>531778113>retard gets angry>we've crossed many mountains >>:((((And yet you still can't sail into the Strait of Hormuz. Or fly. But you'll definitely be slowly hiking up the side of a mountain like a complete retard. Don't worry I'm sure the Iranians will be too busy laughing their asses off at you getting out of breath trying to climb up.There's no McDonalds up there, you'll be disappointed to know.Oh and grand total of US military bases in a mountain: zero.
>>531767563Well not impossible dont they also wanna do it with only like 20k men.
>>531767563War in hot places must be hell
>>531772973Go swallow more Jew cock. Afghanistan already proved you wrong.
>>531778461I'm sure they'll have gender neutral bathrooms right?:P
>>531767637This but unironically
>>531767563They should choose a target of opportunity instead. Tel-Aviv.
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be safe
>>531772248the war has already been won, this is merely police operation
>>531767563It's almost as steep as Gallipoli.
>>531770073HOOOOOOOLY glownigger mutt jew freak
>>531767973Bro... those drones are called 11B kek.
>>531778113>hypersonic at a mountain?Why can’t they? Serious question. If they have no friendlies in the area, why not turn the entire American-occupied mountainside into glass?
>>531767637Fucking kountaibs is the reasob why no one ever managed to conquer switzerland or sweden. Iran has miuntain on steroids.
>>531767563>he thinks they're going to land with boatsI cannot imagine being this retarded in the year of our lord 2016+10
>NOOO YOU CANT CONQUER IRAN BY LAND INVASION history be like: >Macedonians did it >Greeks did it >Romans did it>Arabs did it,>Turks did it.
>>531780451They are called muslims anon
>>531767563Iranians actually think this.
>>531778730trannies are banned from the US military, unlike the netherlands
>>531767563anti gravity boots better be charged!
>>531768564They could also just build a ramp out of bodies
>>531778461i never said they were going to do it, OP is the one assuming this hypothetical situation is a realistic possibility. only a retard would think it would actually happen in reality.
>>531772556Jeets armed with modern weaponry, commanded by British generals . Iran was still an impoverished and backward country with little to no technology.
>>531767637even in call of duty i like some high ground
>>531767637We liberated you faggots. It wasn't easy even there. You try it.
>>531779641they can, but it would be retarded and a waste of money. would make more sense being launched at israel.
>>531767563The us is going to use ayyyyys
>>531767973> implying the MIC let cheap drones anywhere near the military requisition chiefs who would have learned they don’t need to pay 10000% markup for one time use missiles and now outdated planes and helicoptersGreed is what will make us lose this war against literal sand people.
>>531768564No, >we are going to use the aliens from area 51.t. knoooooooower
>>531781327The American media is losing its shit over 13 casualties. Imagine thousands on a glowing hot, molten rock mountain?
>>531767563Gallipoli 2.0. This is not Normandy.Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufxRotL6uns
>>531767563if you rated that for climbing, it would be a V-86, death loooool
>>531771704Go back to India
>>531768564toothpaste thinks you can just toss a grappling hook over a mt cliff, and scale it like mulan
>>531776168OPs photo is real , yes there are flatter spots but anywhere you land the Zagros mountains are in front you.
>>531767637>suddenly walls dont work
>>531783549its climbable as long as no one shoots at you
>>531782500imagine all you want. it ain't the 1940s anymore
>>531773429One less than yesterday
>>531775477thats how you know they are brown
>>531768052Ah yes, the Putin strategy
>>531771382Nice watch. Beautiful video. Good post
>>531776412*fsheeeeew*
>>531768564>grappling hooks100%. also chalk powder and a backpack full of trail mix and water can help any invsion force, good job you fucking dutch bufoon
>>531768564>Cuts your ropeHeh, nothing personal, kid.
>>531767563Americans are fucking retarded.
>>531767844Sure, you first.
>>531767637You are such an idiot. Stop posting. Holy shit.
>>531772556It was the anglo-soviet invasion of Iran, in addition to British Indian Armies the soviets attacked from the north with 100k troops. The anglo-soviets had the objective of removing German influence from tehran so it was already a puppet at this point and not akin to defending an established regime from an existential threat. It of course also happened in the era where artillery and airstrikes were complete overmatch to a less industrialized primitive country. Now Iran is industrialized and drone warfare is a thing.Other than that.
>>531767637Vauban would like a word with you.
>>531771777Show me how fast we can make them and maybe I'll believe in these. Iranian shaheds are currently estimated at $7k btw
>>531767637Historically Wingsofredemption lost because he couldn't take control of the trash mountain at the center of the map.That and also he broke his controller.
>>531777336Thre would never be any kind of misdirection...
>>531767563we invented paratroopers for such occasions
>>531767637Ik weet dat Nederland geen bergen heeft maar ik weet ook dat jij kk dom bent wejoooo
>>531767637Mildly high mountains have likely defeated more armies than armies themselves.
>>531767563Kharg will be taken.Noone will storm the Mainland.It's all been taken care of.>"HE WHO CONTROLS THE STRAIT, CONTROLS THE WORLD!">"YOU FUCKIN WITH THE BEST ISLAM!">"YOU FUCKIN WITH A STRAIGHT UP ISRAELI KILLER!">"I LAUNCHED SO MANY MISSILES YOUR HEADS SPINNIN! IM STILL ALIVE!">"COME ON! TAKE OUT MY POWER! TAKE OUT THE FUCKIN WATER, TAKE THE FUCKIN FOOD OUT, IM STILL GOING!">"I'LL FUCK YOU ALL UP, I'LL 1 v 12 EVERY FUCKIN BODY! I'LL FUCK YOU UP!">"THE SPIRIT OF MY JIHADISM WILL RISE FROM THE GRAVE, YOU'LL SEE!">"I OWN THIS SHIT, I RUN THIS SHIT, IM THE TOP DOG IN THE MIDDLE EAST, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"* Kurd Assassin casually fires his Turkinelli *
>>531767563Looks comfy. Iran should start dwemermaxxing by building elaborate, underground cities.
>>531788338Cope.
>>531767919Bro how do normies fall for this shit? Do they legit think iran is gonna have a chance against the american war machine?
>>531767563Suck my nuts as I invade your mouth fuck niggaaaaaaaa
>>531767637/thread
>>531768066Switzerland didn't declare war on the axis
>>531767563We should use the Zelenskyy tactic and be willing to fight to the very last good goyim.
>>531767883Walls work both waysCut them offStarve them Contain them till they kill each other
>>531790794Have you looked at the American troops lately?
>>531767563If past is prologue, they won't make a plan for the mountains until they land on the beach.
Now give him 100 pounds of gear and tell him to get over that hill x300 time's.
They are using bad words about us again should we call in another air strike on a school of children to teach them a lesson about respect?
>>531767637It's especially funny reading this from a flag that's practically sinking into the ocean kek
>>531768564>he didn't listen to the jedi master
i hope they drop anvils on them. cartoon shaped ones, nothing fancy
>>531767563>Reminder that this is the Iranian “beach” that Americans will be invading this week.Shit that's never gonna happen
It's just one hill.Half of the country is a fucking mountain range. State of mutburgers cope
>>531767637Real flatnigger hours huh
Severe Absolutely never again.Get left behind to die.Dive in the fox pit.Realize the only other guy they abandoned to die looked like a corn feed white cracker.
>>531790389Iran will lose. Americans will lose tens of thousands of lives, trillions of dollars (not counting the global recession from $150+ oil), and probably in 20 years the Islamic Republic will be back because nobody will like whatever inept fuckwits the US puts in charge.
>>531768542>seems really dumb>whythe military industrial complex isn't interested in realistic, cost effective solutions, only in securing bigger and bigger contracts for wunderwaffe projects that that are of only marginal improvement over the last wunderwaffe projectthe military itself, on the other hand, is not interested in solutions that will replace the need for the metric shitload of general officers that infest the us military they do not care about the rank and file or even about the average american citizenwe haven't done a full retard invasion of iran or even kharg yet and we won't because we don't have a piece of aircraft that can circle overhead that can iron curtain communications within the battle space to allow military comms and absolutely nothing else so the world as whole and most importantly the american public doesn't see the thousands of dead and wounded crayon eaters trying to advance up a fucking mountain under creeping fire while every inch they stand on is presighted by the iranians
>>531771777Shahed is a reverse engineered DAR
>>531791985>Contain them>Inside a landmass 3X the size of Afghanistan>Full of natural resources>Inside a country that has survived under U.S. sanctions already for like 50 years>A country that is allied with some of its bordering nations who could ferry supplies to them across the borderMIGA Syndrome should qualify as a mental disability.
>>531767919>You lost twanny!Lmao
>>531781706Hubris
>>531768624Same, I need to know what thiopless is.
>>531767563
>>531771382hello..... newman.
>>531792378>In Episode 1, Kenobi successfully attacks and kills Darth Maul from the low ground
>>531768705In mountains side with better air power has advantage.Not defending side.See Taliban army collapsing against USA in two weeks (unironically).
>>531793033>global recession>no fertilizer>no food>religious war started by killing religious leaderI hope you don't bother stockpiling food right now
>>531767563Wait, are jews actually sending Americans to die for them? They're not gonna even fight their own wars they dragged the US into on the ground alongside them?That's crazy kek!
>>531767563A lot of good men will die on that beach, but whay price is too bug for Israel's freedom?
>>531769164nu/pol/ is too retarded to understand your civ reference
>>531794738lol you're deluded if you think even one soldier will fly in in one of those retarded things
>>531794945Is that Trump the DOJ redacted???
>>531767839Logistics is actually the planning and mapping part like where a train stops which stations and at what time
for reference
>>531771505Nooooooo billions must die!
>>531772556They invaded from modern Pakistan and the country was not fortified as it is now.
