[Breaking] GROUND INVASION CANCELED!!! The U.S. has announced it will withdraw from Iran 'SOON'!!!Can you believe this?! Iran has officially WON against the USA!!https://x.com/AJENews/status/2037901410507890994?s=20
home by christmas!
They droppin nukes soon dumb nigga
2 more weeks
>>531823822>>531823758Hormuz, Bab al-Mandab, Russian oil
>>531823758Didn't they say same about Afghanistan
>>531823758Those 10000 troops in the region aren't there for a fucking holiday. I'm sure the Iranians won't fall for these lies.
>>531823758iran war will end in just 2 more weeks
>>531823758Iran isn't going to let them. This is just more market manipulation bullshit however
>>531823758oh no...
>Soon! I'll believe it when I see it. Trump has repeatedly claimed he "won" multiple times by now.
out of iran…. in two weeks. they think we are stupid
>>531823758That means the troops start landing tonight. America is only lies.
>>531823920yep
>>531823758We all kmew they would. Now, let us hope they focus entirely on removing Israel for good. It is not to be trusted.
>>531823758>hormuzzy still shut tight unless you pay Iran your tollThat'd be the most embarrassing defeat in the history of the US and those fat retards lose wars all the time, I think they'll stay
>>531823997Yes get your popcorn ready.
>>531823758What did they win?
why do stock guys keep falling for this insider trading crap
>>531823895No but they are there for no reason. There is no critical objective they can take.
>>531823859ain't real
>>531823920Iran can't do shit.We do what we want
>>531823758I don't think any sort of leadership will actually tell the news what they will actually do in Iran.It's all a psyop.
>>531823758It's a trick. They're moving troops for an invasion.
>>531824082epstein?
>>531824029We dont give a shit about the strait faggit
>MISSON ACCOMPLISHED
>>531823758> soon> home by Christmas> two more weeks> American military literally still in Iraq had to withdraw to hotelsFucking please
>>531823920Market manipulation on a day when the market is closed?
>>531824095All of this fucking retarded bluster and overconfidence is what got us in this situation in the first place. Get a fucking grip.
>>531824150Yeah because you can't do anything about you fat brown loser, holy shit you guys suck at this empire shit you need to be 75% european or more to play that game 56% won't do
Lies until it actually happens
>>531824082Trump sees Kharg Island as his great white whale. He might well try to take it.Or there are other objectives the Americans could be making a feint for, like some islands in the strait, or some kind of raid on a nuclear site. Again, it won't help them, but some shit is going down, depend on it.
>>531823758The whole world knows Trump won't let it go due to pride. News or announcements like this only makes him sound like backstabbing pieces of crap. Every day that passes it is clear US is gonna throw a nuke at Iran. They are not withdrawing for shit
>>531824188> American military literally still in Iraq had to withdraw to hotelsHiding amongst civilians
>>531824082The government doesn’t spend hundreds of billions of dollars moving men and tanks and jets across the planet to “do nothing”. They’re gonna need their money back for the investment made, and they’ll take it in blood
>>531824312> News or announcements like this only makes him sound like backstabbing pieces of crap.All of these statements are embarrassing yes, but they’re not really for the public at large. The purpose of all of these back and forth statements is to try anything to arrest the meteoric rise in oil and gas prices. They need to buy time.
>>531824321>Hiding amongst civilians>Americans using Hamas tacticsbased
>>531823758Mission Accomplished. China knows not to screw with us or they will get rekt like Iran.
>>531824312Nuking Iran is just going to piss them off more and make the US an irrevocable pariah state that the whole world treats as a mad dog that needs to be put down. It won't destroy the Iranian government or unblock the strait.I agree it's Trump's third option and the kind of thing he might try to do. Hopefully the US military would refuse that order.
>>531824039Day 29 of the 48-hour Special Warfighter Operation to deislamise Iran. The results so far:>F-18s and F-35s being blown out of the sky by cheap drones and Chinese missiles>US Navy abandoning the Persian Gulf>USS Gerald Ford damaged and out of action>oil/gas infrastructure of our Arab Gulf allies in flames>stock market crashing>countries switching to the Yuan from the US Dollar>zero signs of an uprising in Iran>The whole region in shambles>Iran's complete control of the Strait of Hormuz
>>531823758Iran is not that interesting although it embarrassed Europe and revealed her cowardice. It would be more entertaining to see the European humiliation in the special military operation to liberate Greenland.
>>531823859I wonder how devastating a modern warhead is compared to Hiroshima.
>>531824082Trump is probably considering whether to go gloves off, that's all.It's not like we've dispatched even 20% of our shit.(Not sure why everyone acts like we have 100% of our military on-site at Iran.)This is a very "we are still barely trying" moment.Someone's going to piss Trump off, then he's going to take the Rock Lee training weights off the military.Half our marines are probably just waiting for the RoE switch to get flipped, and be allowed to actually get their job done.We aren't actively fighting shit, we are sitting and waiting.The moment the call comes in, then they'll see what's up.Everyone in the middle east acts tough and hard, until we actually start to mobilize hardware and units.Then they disappear and leave bombs behind, because the men can't fight us, only their tools can.>We don't lose to men, we get tired of dealing with the tools, and we withdraw when it costs us money.It's not that crazy of a concept. There are levels of escalation.If they make a bad move, while we are in "sitting and watching" mode, we checkmate instantly.
>>531824082Their objective is to suffer casualties and create political support for a significant ground force.
They are obviously lying there is no way the abandon Israel right now, next Friday is when they get back at it.
>>531824663you lost every single one of your little middle east shitshows so far
>>531824095open the strait then
>>531824483Bias.You aren't listing both sides, retard.We killed pretty much their entire military leadership in the first 48 hours.If you reverse roles, that would be like if they killed our Secretary of Defense, President, Secretary of War, etc... in the first 48.We won immediately, everything we are fighting right now is just tired bullshit from the survivors.
>>531824606Modern tactical nukes are in the 100 kiloton range. Because the radius of effect is the cube root, they're only twice as devastating by distance affected. But that's plenty for any target. It's all about precision of targeting now.>>531824663Tactical skill can't make up for poor strategy doe.All Iran needs to do to win is survive and keep the strait under enough threat to make the insurers balk.Invading Iran would require a draft. Millions of boots on the ground.
>>531824663>Not sure why everyone acts like we have 100% of our military on-site at Iran.They act the same about our special military operation in Ukraine although 99% of Russians except a few border areas hear about the "war" only in the news and keep living their ordinary usual life. Probably wishful thinking.
anyone got the webm of epstein talking to the troops?
>>531824793Your country can't afford to send 10,000 people anywhere, let alone the other side of the planet.Tell you what bro.I'll listen to your opinion, the second that your county goes to take military action on the opposite side of the planet.Until then, keep sitting down at the children's table, while adult countries get real shit done.
>>531823758And it's not even TACO tuesday yet.
>>531824190Crypto never sleeps.Also, they're working on preventing a blood red monday.
>>531824946I'm not interested in dying for zog, what a strange request.
>>531823758Bu-bu-but...they really not get even in yet.
Maskirovka
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>>531824827>We killed pretty much their entire military leadership in the first 48 hours.Means nothing since the IRGC is decentralized and they've already been replaced. Their leaders being assassinated hasn't stopped the IRGC from lobbing drones and missiles towards every single country in the region. You can't regime change a country like Iran with an air campaign, retard.
>>531825090not their problem, you do it.
>>531823758Aww, don't be so hasty, there's still a few more weekends that you can mcjigger with the stock market before they stop fallin for it.
>>531824831>InvadeHmm...I think no.I think I just bomb them out of existence.But Trump is playing nice.If I was making the shot call here, we wouldn't be having this discussion because I would have already annihilated every major road path between Iranian cities and the coastline, mined them, and have sentry drones watching to instantly kill anyone that crosses my freshly made DMZ.But that's just me.I wouldn't have held press conferences. The only people that would know, would be international reporters with a death wish.It would be the most quiet annex of coastline in the history of the world.
>>531823758So much for Hesgeth claiming they're were going to start Armageddon. >oh noo muh petrodollar and international trade Jesus is just going to have to wait
>>531825090Do it yourselves retard. Why the entire world isn't bombing Iran by bringing the entire world into this conflict is honestly baffling. NO ONE HAS ANY BALLS TO DO ANYTHING ANYMORE.
>>531825006Then keep it to yourself, champ.And remember to wash your dick with soap and water. I hear that's an issue for people down there.
>>531825198>I think I just bomb them out of existence.Your country made this mistake in every war it ever fought before. Wars cannot be won from the air aline.
>>531825235>why doesn't the world want to start WW3 with us?why are armchair general amerimutts such retarded lunatics?
>>531824827Cope
>>531825235Everyone's countries were hollowed out so millionaires could become billionaires hundreds of times over
>>531825325he's right though, why is it America's job to fix Europe and Asia's problems? Do it yourself for once.
>>531825301Did this ameriogre actually try to make a zinger about his mutilated penis that no one even mentioned? What a strange thing to say.
>>531823758what a disaster, there probably more motivated than ever to make nuclear bombs now.and they have everything they need.
>>531824095Who is we?
>>531824663Ignoring the legality of "going hands-off" with no congressional approval, we've actually used a shitload of the stuff we'd need. We could always dumb bomb, but Iran's defenses are specifically tailored for that...
>>531825302Yes they can. (We just obey too many international restrictions. [UN Council, Geneva, NATO])If we ignored all of that shit, we could win a war against the entire planet, but we play nice.However, now that we know the whole world is going to nag us, bitch at us, and call us losers when we DO obey all of those restrictions, US military leadership is certainly thinking of telling you all to fuck off.So please, continue being critical of my nation, until you dumb fucks kick the hornet's nest.
>>531824095nice hubris u got there.. would be ashame if
>>531825378Mutts created the problem to begin with, the strait was open just fine before that and things only deteriorated for anyone involved, mutts only lost strategically, so obviously random-ass military aggression doesn't work. This is very basic.
>>531823758MR PRESIDENT I AM TIRED OF WINNING
>>531824866mp4 instead of webm, hope that's okay for ya
If Israel drops a nuke.It will unironically force the zogged US to become the public enemy number 1 and unify the planet against them.Its that or they abandon Israel.
>>531823758don't believe it, the number of times that administration said back and forth statements and actions that contradicts each other since even before the beginning of this conflict is astonishingactually they are pussies for reporting the incoming shitshow, AGAIN kek
>>531825402Take the L. Don't make this any easier for me.
>>531825378>why is it America's job to fix Europe and Asia's problems>"job">goes all the way over there to fuck shit up for everyone else>"go fix it yourself now"hey go fuck yourself
>>531825198Yeah and then the petrodollar is dead and litteral billions wil die from starvation America will Balkanize all because your politicians are blackmailed by israel good job jack.
>>531825735That's not very nice anon.
>>531823997Welcome to war, public statements are just propaganda- another weapon. No government will tell you the truth of a war that impacts them.
>>531825235>Sails to the otherside of the world >fuck everything up >Allready strategically lostNow fix the problem we created goyim KYS
>>531825527fucking kek
TAPTAP never join ZOG whatever happens
>>531824125
>>531825769You're right though, we should probably just dig a canal and pay ships to use it instead of going through the strait, and fast track them.Disallow any country that does business with Iran from using our canal, and we just station some blue water navy ships to intercept anyone that comes out of Hormuz.Iran can't touch our blue water navy because they have no deep ocean assets.We can halt, any ships that come from Hormuz under those circumstances, and we risk nothing.So, I hope that our military is posturing for Kharg island, and is actually down there to start building the next Panama Canal.Then we beat Iran in a way they can't do shit about.
>>531823758that just means they're going inthis entire "war" has been along israeli lines, duplicitous, dirty and illegal
>>531825829ok I'm sorry but be less retarded next time
>>531826357I'm sorry too I'll try to be less retarded.
>>531826333>trips of truthDayum
>>531824606>I wonder how devastating a modern warhead is compared to Hiroshima.Hiroshima was 15 kilotons, the average modern warhead is usually variable yield but most often that will be around 100 kilotons. There's probably a bunch of older megaton range warheads in the stockpile just in caseRussians detonated a 50 megaton bomb on one occasion and I think Americans did like 30 at some point but such weapons were never mass produced
America should change their motto on the seal to Veni Vidi Victus sum
>>531823758>sandniggers posting fake quotes with no source again because they are trying to save face while begging for their lives.Love to see it.
>>531825462No, that's the "our hands were tied" myth.You lost in Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos despite dropping more bombs than were dropped in all of WW2. Russia lost in Chechnya and Afghanistan despite levelling Grozny and not even pretending to be nice.Dropping bombs on people does not make them like you or come up with leaders who like you.
>>531823758Trump lost
>>531824508You can keep the EU, Ivan. But Greenland is rightful US clay.
>>531824312that won't stop iran and will only alienate those who still somehow consider usa an allymuttkikes' downfall will only come faster
>>531823822home by christmas**Which christmas is still TBC
>>531824857>Russia getting bombed dailyLmao
>>531825378if usa can't enforce the use of dollar with its military, why would the world still use the dollar?
>>531824827No ur rite. If sum1 killed Trump, Hegseth, and etc, America would be done and over with. It would exist no more. There would be no more military no nothing only bullshit survivors. That’s what America is - the deep state. And that’s what Iran is. Get those and the rest is irrelevant. Legit not being sarcastic we fuckin won boys. 51 next!
>>531824457>Nuking Iran is just going to piss them off more and make the US an irrevocable pariah state that the whole world treats as a mad dog that needs to be put downLet's be honest.They've done it before with Japan, a nation on the other side of the world that posed no existential threat to the US. Then they became the cool USA everyone loved, except those commie weirdos calling them evil imperialists. But now we all know the commie states were evil and did horrible shit, don't we?They will claim nuking Iran was necessary to save the world economy from the religious nutjobs and brainwash the cattle into accepting it as a fact.
>>531823758lol
>>531825527Holeee shit
>>531826937I agree, energy trade should be done in gold and bitcoin.
>>531823758Yet they are buying bunkers and sending more troops.https://www.stripes.com/theaters/us/2026-03-28/pentagon-exploratory-call-premade-bunkers-middle-east-21201414.html
>>531826961nobody is going to buy that crap glowniggerthe world hates you, you will only prove that you are indeed The Great Satan
>>531826464i need more shit like this
>>531826961WW2 was the era of carpet bombing and fire bombing cities. There wasn't a nuclear taboo before nukes appeared. Now that we have a nuclear peace between great powers, first use of a nuke is opening pandora's box and the US has more to lose than other countries from it. America isn't vulnerable to a land invasion, but they should be scared of ICBMs.
>>531827058but that kills the usa, which makes it trump's problem
>>531824457>i-it's gonna just make us mad t-then everyone is going to join together and beat you up!lolLMFAO!
>>531827107I only saved 3. Maybe you can use image descriptions on the archive to find more.
>>531827147No, nobody can invade the US, but you'd have North Korea status for the next 200 years after the aggressive use of a nuclear weapon. No trade, no outside internet, no tourism. We'll ignore you and hope you rot.
>>531823758Trump wants thousands of dead marines. Or more appropriate, Trump doesn't care if thousands of Americans die in that desert.JD is maneouvering a coup, JD is trying to take down the mad king and seize power for himself while acting the savior. And then little Marco stabs them both in the back and assumes control of the White House with his new bride Larry Loomer!! Marco is the reincarnation of Napeleon and proceeds to conquer the entire planet for the Stars and Stripes.>stranger things have happened
>>531824312>nuke iranhttps://youtu.be/du9v7VclWDc?t=86
>>531824029It's not victory for either side. Anyone saying otherwise is pure cope.>The good fighters of old first put them-selves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then wait-ed for an opportunity of defeating the enemy.2. To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our ownhands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy isprovided by the enemy himself.3. Thus the good fighter is able to secure himselfagainst defeat, but cannot make certain of defeating theenemy.4. Hence the saying: One may know how to conquerwithout being able to do it.
>>531823758so Vance is in charge now due to even the most diehard trump loyalists having to finally admit dementia don's brain is fully cooked?
>>531827107Yeah if you know how to search you can find way more.
>>531823859this, the people are ready for the normalization of usage of nukes in regional conflicts
>>531827283>>531827147Oh yeah and of course we all stop using the dollar. Nobody buys your debt. Maybe we can turn you guys into a really big version of Argentina.
>>531824483If Iran was winning there would be no need for paid sandniggers and jamboys to lie on the internet. The fact we aren't getting any pictures or video uploads from civilians in Iran on any form of social media says enough about how that copeycuck country is doing. So far all you have is shitty AI videos made in other brown and commie countries.
>>531823758It's called market manipulation.
>>531827658you will suffer greatly for these words faggot glownigger
>>531827808So how are we to interpret the lack of videos from Israel?
>>531827114>WW2 was the era of carpet bombing and fire bombing cities. There wasn't a nuclear taboo before nukes appearedFair point.Still, the power of brutal liberation from hostile regimes and repeating we da good bois, we din du nuffin for a couple of generations shouldn't be underestimated.
>>531823758Iran beat them to the punch and attacked two staging grounds in Kuwait and Dubai where they inflicted mass casulties on SOF. These fucks must have some next level intelligence
>not in Iran>says they will leaveand when Iran comes for you? lmaowill you just leave? hahahahahahah
>>531828009>These fucks must have some next level intelligenceChinese and Russian eyes on the ground, yes.
>>531827999usa is the hostile regime here and the whole world unanimusly agrees with it, you will only faild harderthere are no more options for you kikes to keep your empireitwillcollapsedeal with it
>>531827411Iran at the start of the AIPAC Fury operation>gained nothing from Hormuz>had US bases all over the other side of the gulf>shia golems all sided with Israel/US>the regime was facing resistance, including Mossad funded riotsIran after the 4 week long 3 day special military operation>charges toll for Hormuz, $2 million per ship which should make them $30 to $50 billion a year if traffic goes back to normal (Iran's GDP is less than $500 billion)>US bases in the gulf have been destroyed>shia golems now are defenseless and know the US can't be trusted>regime is stronger than ever since USrael decided to murder 160 little girls and then they bombed civilian refineries and shit like that, opposition will rightfully be labelled as traitors and supressed with brutalityIt's not that they won, they fucking crushed the american empire's back and raped the corpse. It's fucking ogre man
>>531824082They're there for when the sand nations unite and invade israel.Those zogniggers wont be coming home anytime soon
>>531827886They have shitloads of video of bombs hitting israel you facetious shitskinned sandnigger/jamboy. This is why blowing up sandnigger countries is so fucking easy. They are always in civil war against themselves. They literally cut the internet and cellular services in Iran so they can hide their bombed to shit cities and the mass graves of the people that hated the ayatollah. They just got done massacring protesters before we started bombing them and there were plenty of vids of that, now nothing.
>>531828035?
>>531828165>us bases destroyed>no casualtiesThe people you are trying to get to believe your lies aren't on this site. Go back to twitter and you will get a better reception to the "orange man bad" retards by posting the same shit you do here and it would be more effective in getting people to side with you.
>>531823758this is just a short excursion my magakikes
>>531828165the good thing for you spain,is that you have a free and unlimited pass and the other western countries do not (maybe ireland will get it if they ask)
>>531828165>opposition will rightfully be labelled as traitors and supressed with brutalityHad not even thought about it that way.RIP lg school but you're all lg martyrs now
>>531828782>>531828165repsol must be so happy
>>531823758>Can you believe this?>Al Jazeera NewsNO
>>531823758Iran winning is a WIN for the world!They're the only ones fighting the Synagogue of Satan who wants to kill all the Goyim.
>>531823758isn't it more market manipulation this time?even if it wasn't you can't trust any word from themwhat about the latest troop buildup? are they packing their bags back to the US?
>>531823758Heard this before
>>531825527extremely based. ty
>>531828664You didn't refute a single thing I said, miggerbro>>531828782>>531828843We get our oil from Venezuela and Nigeria but yeah Repsl could make some cash out of this.
>>531823758This statement means they are going hard on north and south Iran, and not the island
>>531827283Brown power fantasy
>>531827095>>531828122Are you a bot or just retarded?
>>531825527Just wow.
This was war gamed to depenis ((((Epstein Island Online)))) you know.>>531823758
>>531825483Can we fucking stop with the dog eating professor?
>>531825462Lmao you're such a fat retarded migger faggot. You think you're a tough guy or something?
>>531828412>They have shitloads of video of bombs hitting israel>jewish shill seething this hardYeah, I can buy that actually.
>>5318238592 weeks.
>>531828165Like I said. Absolute cope. You think the American people haven't dealt with economic hardship? Are you dumb?
>>531825198total war niggerdom like this would be immediately answered back in kind by Iran, and there would be millions of dead, or soon to be dead middle-easterners blood on Trumps handsthe planet isnt going to tolerate the US slaughtering millions of people because of some jewish temper tantrum turned up to volume 11
>>531831691Sure you guys are great at targeting civilian infrastructure, but that's not how you do regime change. How are you going to install a puppet when your hands are soaked in children's blood? The Ayatollahs will rule Persia for the rest of the century thanks to your Moloch worshipping, pedophilia covering losing war
>>531825462you wont do shit pig, you started this war and you can't finish it, best case scenario you leave in the next TWO weeks and pretend that you didn't lose miserably
>>531823758possibly setting up the narrative for the false flag, "we were totally about to leave and then...."these people never seem to stop lying, and if they say the truth it is to gain your trust to betray you, this is the reality of these puppets playing global leaders
>>531826970
TACO TRUMP :))))))Tdrump AlwaysChickensOut :))))
Are we sure Baron is Trump's biological son? Trump always pulls out!
>>531832343You mean America?>Vietnam>Afghanistan>Korea>...
>>531832498aaco doesn't flow as well, prease understand
>>531832558Fair enough. It should be something like AACK.
>>531825325>WW3Iran can't do shit and the faggots in Europe wanted us to basically provoke a real WW3 with Russia. So what we're gonna do is leave. And then we will charge American companies out the ass for trying to sell to Europe. So then we increase domestic oil production and Europe ropes itself.
>>531824095>We do what we wantapparently not
>>531832789>faggots in Europe>not USA doing a coup in Ukraine and trying to get them to join NATO>which Putin says was a redline>which started the warLiterally all you had to do was not any of the shit in the past 15 years and we could just be riding out the status quo while the rich get richer. Now it's all gonna get weird.
>>531824796wrong flag, those post war mop up operations are being headed by UK and France
>>531825122oh god I'm gonna I'm gonnaI'm gonna consoooooooolidate
>>531823758it is not up to vance or trump. bibi calls the shots, and he wants boots in the ground so boots will be on the ground before may.
>>531832789>faggots in Europe wanted us to basically provoke a real WW3 with Russiathis and faggots in the Democratic Party
>>531823758>warning letters sent out to marine servists>OH JUST KIDDING GUYS WERE TOTALLY GOING TO PULL OUT OF IRAN AND NOT GOING TO INVADE JUST TRUST USkek
>>531823758They say this to pump the markets.
>>531823758why is vance saying this now, he needs to wait til sunday night before the markets open
>>531823758President cuckKek
>>531825769>petrodollarPedodollar
>>531823758Sounds like disinfo to me
>>531833752>why is vance saying this now, he needs to wait til sunday night before the markets openwe got "level headed" guy to say it early, because the boots are hitting the ground literally any second
>>531824321Are there any cunny schools we can hide under?
>>531823758MY HOPE TO SEE AMERICAN BEING MEAT'ED BY IRAN IS GONE NOW.WHAT THE FUCK VANCE !Fuck you.
>>531824397>and they’ll take it in bloodWhose blood, exactly?
>>531827658Small nukes have already been used. Israel and Iran have already been nuked multiple times over the last weeks and there are videos that prove it.It's the only way to destroy modern bunkers, you won't destroy anything with conventional weapons who are far too weak.https://x.com/i/status/2031742247931359613https://x.com/i/status/2035759992620421274
>>531831691Hardship FOR Israel and Jews? I don’t think so Mutt
>>531834135r a r e
>>531834276If the fuckers on /pol,/ could stop trying to demoralise the yanks we could have some proper kino. Go America!
>>531823879They did until ole retard Obama sent troops back into that fucking quagmire
>>531834293VPN blood
>>531824248The MEUs will just get sunk on the way through the strait or gulf. There is no reliable way to protect them from smart mines and drone / missile spam
>>531834383>If the fuckers on /pol,/ could stop trying to demoralise the yanks we could have some proper kino. Go America!America went full reptilian mask-off jew starting this war for israelwe cant possibly get any more demoralizedwe went full turbo jew
>>531834427>The MEUs will just get sunk on the way through the strait or gulf. There is no reliable way to protect them from smart mines and drone / missile spamthey arent going to enter for that reason. theyre going to go for Chabahar, to link up with Balochistani sunni meat shields their going to throw at Iran to cover for the idiot "limited" boots on the ground campaign
Trump and his band of retards keep rapid firing lies nonstop, stop being retards. Their words are worthless.
>>531834483>So many terror muds dying for Israel
>>531834483>The jew made us do itNot at all. You love this shit. No need to make excuses. Hell yeah!
>>531834640Isn't this a raid fire 1pbtid lie?
>>531823758TACO
>>531834427>The MEUs will just get sunkThat would be a rookie mistake. They gotta draw you in
>>531823895How's the weather in Langley?
>>531823758>ground invasion cancellednothing ever happens>ground invasion reinstatednothing ever happens
>>531823758>soonWasn't this already supposed to be a three day war or some shit? The missiles are still falling on Israel so good luck with this exit strategy that's never going to happen.
>>531834669>Newfag hasn't learned the 99% of us flags are under the gun rule yet
>>531834650>So many terror muds dying for Israelthe entire world hates you kike jew scum so much its unreal
>>531823758You post this shit again and again you sad little gook. If I walked into your house, killed everyone but grandma and left while grandma was throwing rocks at me you would define this as losing.
>>531824095Iran can simply keep attacking israel.Why do you think you leaving the war would stop that?
>>531834792>ground invasion reinstated>nothing ever happensWRONGits absolutely going downthe new shill talking point being handed out from (((conservative republican think tanks))) for the incoming boots on the ground operation have already hit American propagandists on TV& radio and its:>"if were doing this, we need to do it all the way.. finish them for good! no more kicking the can down the road!">"if its just limited boots and special forces just to stabilize the strait, thats ok, we have to expect *some* casualties you know....">"but we gotta go all the way with it! no more Mullahs!! no more chants! no more death to israel. is all for nothing untill we get a more sensible regime in there that agrrees to never ever under any circumstance have a nuclear weapon!!">"America can never again be threatened by "the mullahs!" Americans had no idea how close they came from those crazy Mullahs nuking the entire planet! if it wasnt for israels quick thinking, none of us might be here right now! its a small price to pay!"the absurdity of this entire deeply and obviously jew war has revealed a certain demoralizing "truth" about America to have to actually accept for real, and without any ambiguity anymore....that we area completely captured israeli jew colony playground, literal actual cattle for them to use, abuse then discard..its kind of surreal that all of it was actually exactly as 'muh conspiracy theories' said and jews really were going to inexplicably force the apocalypse on mankind
>>531824663>Everyone in the middle east acts tough and hard, until we actually start to mobilize hardware and units.Oh yeah, like in Iraq and Afghanistan right?You won those conflicts so fast and decisively.
>>531823758> woooooooooooooooooo! I declare me the victor!More brown monkey cope.
>>531823758FUCK.Israel is going to get blown up and guess where all those Jews are coming?HERE TO THE US. This is why they are making anti-semitism illegal. We're about to be flooded with jews. Ahhhhhhh
>>531834930>"we kicked the door in and killed everyone in the house and left granny to seethe">it turns out is was bridge night, and none of those people were family, and actually none of them are dead and theyre all hiding in a bunker dug 3000ft into a granite mountain. as a result of the butchering, you return home to 2x the gas prices and everyone in the neighborhood hates you, because you ruined their lives and achieved less than nothing, and infact ruined eveything
>>531823758>kills leader>losesYeah go ahead with that grift nigger, whatever you want to say to get the economy back out of free fall.
>>531823758You are painful retarded. We achieved our objectives. Iran has no nuke capability any longer. Time to make like a tree and split.
>>531823859they won't, because it wouldn't achieve jackshit. Iran's military tech is buried deep under mountainsthat being said, it's crazy realizing that US could drop a nuke next day and could absolutely get away with it. It would just use western media to churn out their usual slimy propaganda where they pretend to be critical but ultimately would still extremely downplay what just happened as just some "questionable" choice rather than an outright genocide, and the former is exactly how all the westoid sheep would grow to see it, just one of the many "questionable" military interventions US did
>>531834969Why be a killjoy, anon. Your boomers are loving it. Your chicks diggit. Your zogbots are fucking ayeing. Iran and Yemen are bring it on
>>531823758let the arabs do it
>>531835295>it's crazy realizing that US could drop a nuke next day and could absolutely get away with itwell that's the entire point of MAD reallynuclear powers can only be stopped by other nuclear powers, if we're just concerned about the exercise of hard force.
>>531823758I hope they give those zogs a victory parade and march them thru the streets.
>>531823758>>531823859>president of peace made a deal to exit the war!!1!THANK YOU VANCEfucking goyim falll again.Getting out= big move to then exit and say mission accomplish, then return a year latter.
>>531834135nice
>>531835319Drink from any good rivers lately? How you doin bro?
Get out of Iran and leave Israel to be eaten aliveyou must be kidding me, not gonna happen. Entire usa hegemny would collapse if they surrender now and just say it's too difficult to achieve their goals in IranVance always hated Israel it's obvious tho. if he became presiden they would actually isolate i think
>>531823758This is really bad.This way the US may survive.America must launch a land invasion into Iran so that it can completely crash and burn.
>>531835615The jews are exercising the Samsonite option. New Khazaria. Israel was a shiksa homeland. Shiksas are for practice
>>531823758>Iran has officially WON against the USA!!not so great achievementsbasically fat meme burger ball fallen from it's silly moped and having difficulty getting upfull win would be making them agree to terms Iran dictated
>>531824082They can try a coastal invasion in Baluchistan. In fact, that is probably what they are going to do. The island narrative is a red herring. They could also be there to secure Gulf monarchies internal security, especially Bahrain. Yemen and Iraq are other possible angles.
>>531824095>Afghanistan: Speak up, dog.
>>531823758How are is the market reacting tho?
>>531824796The US, of rather the current admin, want the strait closed. If the Gulf can't provide oil and gas, the world has to buy the stuff from America and Russia.
>>531826902America is getting bombed daily too. Do you see what is happening in Tel Aviv?
>>531825527why Trump is not yet impeached and on trial for pedophilia and treason?
>>531836048Whose tap is getting turned off? India, Japan, Australia...
>>531835858>jews are exercising the Samsonite optionliterally no such thing and if there was, it would be a blessing to all mankind
>>531836277>why Trump is not yet impeachedhe will be come novemberstarting this war was the stupidest imaginable decision he could have ever madegoing full mask-off turbo-jew will absolutely have consequences, whether his admin accepts this reality or not
>>531836382Samsonite luggage is the best
>>531824248>Trump sees Kharg Island as his great white whale. He might well try to take it.You people are retarded falling for the most basic psyop. There is zero reason to take Kharg. It can be put out of commission with a single missile strike on the mooring access jetty. There is no possible objective in Iran right now that could benefit from ground troops.
>>531835195>None of them were familyHoly cope. Or do you mean since you're a chink, Iran leaders aren't your family
>>531836460>he will be come novemberThat needs a 2/3s vote in the house and then the senate. Impeachment is completely out of reach for Democrats so I wouldn't get your hopes up on that one.
>>531828165you mean Sunni golems but you're right Iran can't stop winning.
>>531834858Holy shit leftist browns can't meme
>>531836546If Trump was so brilliant at strategy why did he start the war in the first place?
>>531827658Negro, if tacti-nukes are normalized by the amerifats, the ruskies will immediately start using them in Ukraine.
>>531823758iran won
>>531823758>vance finally says something about iran and its we're leavingholy psyop. boomers will fall for it again won't they
>>531834572The only US ground action will be to take Abu Musa to give to UAE as a gift. Then Trump will declare final and ultimate victory, ban US energy exports and any reporting that the war was anything other than a resounding strategic victory, and peace out leaving the rest of the world to deal with the mess
>>531835111>> woooooooooooooooooo! I declare me the victor!Trumpy does that three times a week lmao
Oh yeah as if Iran is going to fall for this AGAIN
>>531836828When do you go back to peppering the board with >I was a trump supporter but now I'll vote Gavin1pbtids
>>531823758>VanceDid he finally flip and choke Donnie to death?
>>531836546>no possible objective in IranThe mullahs are chanting. The women and homosexuals are not free
>>531836546>falling for the most basic psyop.Was Trump obsessing about taking Kharg in print 40 years ago part of the psyop?
>>531823758>inb4 Vance is found dead this weekend
>>531836894That would be sweet. Knowing Trump it'll be better than that. Browns and leftists just hate giving credit.
>>531837146Do it. Do the chant and buy a bunch of missiles and hire Russian rats to build nukes for you. FAFO.
>>531823758THANK YOU ANONYMOUS MONETIZED TWITTER AJENEWS!
>>531837532You're the ones FAFOing here mutt, you lost
>>531825235>the strait was open>trump fucks up>the strait is closed we're going home>pls fix it for usfuck off nigger.
>>531837532Fucken A! Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iranhttps://youtu.be/U7s5pT3Rris
>>531824190They have to change up the pattern. They’ve been manipulating it every Sunday/monday. Now he has jd Vance say it on a saturday.The fact that it is said on the weekend is everything. Liquidity dries up when the markets open in Asia on a Sunday/Monday (depending on your time zone) which means people who were long oil or short spy are going to eat shit and have price run way past their stop loss (called slippage). Scaring them and traumatizing them from betting against the market over the weekend.It’s a dirty joke trick they have been pulling
>>53182375814 more days
>>531838176Oil futures settle end of month
>>531823758>Can you believe this?! Iran has officially WON against the USA!!KekOkWhat did they win?
>>531823758They will “withdraw” but “unexpectedly” there will be an Iranian terrorist attack aka a false flag that will drag American back into the war to fight against this evil that threatens global security
Just bomb kharg and nuke the hormuz chokepoint and nuke Tehran and then say cya
>>531823758>Can you believe this?Well yes, bibi ded.
>>531838028Rumor is Estwatini is the next yellow jew vs jew proxy
>>531836763Because israel wanted him to, why else? Still doesn't mean he's going to get a bunch of troops killed to achieve no meaningful objectives just so internet pundits can say "I told you so!" He understands polling numbers and things like oil prices. The troops are there most likely as a bargaining chip to encourage "diplomacy."The only logical path forward for us is to deescalate and rely on the European coalition to "defensively" open up Hormuz. The ground troops could be a play related to that, as America would be at maximum threat level to retaliate should Iran decide to attack this upcoming coalition. The other thing with Kharg is even if we take it we cannot hold it. Same goes for any other possible target like Qeshm in the strait. Iranians could simply obliterate them with drones/missiles on top of taking out more GCC energy infrastructure and possibly a desalination plant or two. Further antagonizing Iran with troop landings is simply out of the question at this point, all other factors considered.
>>531838430I'm supporting you. Why you being mean?
>>531823758America acheives all stated goals in the allotted time. Iran is now being run by a piece of cardboard.>they won guise
>>531838508see>>531834135That's not support HIVan
>>531838495Israel is not a rational actor while it is under the control of apocalyptic fundies. That means the US can't be trusted to be one either if it is under Israel's control.
>>531838495>Because israel wanted him toCorrect.>The only logical path forward for us is to deescalateIsrael has been escalating the entire time. They rule over you and won't let you leave.
>>531838663>America acheives all stated goals in the allotted time.What goals? There have been dozens to choose from.
>>531837200>the thing being pushed in the media is the actual plan, not a psyop>militaries are known to raise awareness for upcoming tactical moves, especially if they rely on an element of surprise>we wanted Iran to reinforce Kharg ahead of our attack for the extra challenge!Turn on your brain bong.
>Soon>Thread full of shills pushing that it is indeed overThe new pathetic attempt to manipulate the market for Monday. Ground invasion is happening for sure in a couple weeks
>>531838782Trump said he wants an unconditional surrender on the first day of the war. Seems a bit unlikely now. kek
>>531838663absolutely nothing changed in Iran, you killed some old guy and children and that's it
>>531838495fucking jew! >hey let me come into your house, rape and murder your wife and child then demand you keep your door open and let me use your backyard to shit in, if you dare to retaliate I will burn your house down. TOTAL JEW DEATH!
>>531824663Time is against the USA. They needed to absolutely eliminate Iran's ability to launch missiles and drones by now and many predicted that is exactly how this would play out. Now, it obvious that America can't stop them. Sure, given a few more months *maybe* the could although I doubt it. Everyday the oil flow is blocked just increases the pressure for the entire world to demand a negotiated settlement which is what will soon happen. Iran has won the war.
>>531838717Sorry, I thought it was in the open. Are we walking it back?
>>531838782>Ba dum bom thanks folks. It's been fun being a pedo nwo bbc strategist
>>531823758That just means it's happening this weekend or next weekend, america runs on perfidy
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>>531823758I'm surprised that you're simping for IRCG. They've been oppressing and killing Kurds, Persians and people that just don't follow muslim dress codes for years and sending money to Hamas, Hezbollah and other terrorists for years.Why support them?
>>531838268People have stop losses and margin limits nigga
>>531838916About Trump is a retribution innuendo but if you want to be honest and accurate its a globolefty thing. Leftist are just very loud with projection hoping to time travel and reverse reality.
>>531824039Good goy status +1. Same value as a thousand upvotes on reddit
>>531838722>>531838770>>531838909i understand the israel angle but why do you all ignore the 1979 angle
>>531840567TOTAL JEW DEATH! jew
>>531823758Don’t believe anything the Trump administration says. They have not been honest about anything.
>>531841060>the 2020 election was LEGIT, goy
>>531836798>in UkraineNot in Ukraine, our government talks about Berlin and London as first targets
kek at Amerimutts ITT that don't realize they're a superpower just because others let them. Your entire economy is fake shit with social media companies being supposedly worth 1 trillion in market cap. The moment you act up too much and everyone stops using the dollar your house of cards collapses and your entire fake GDP falls to its real level, which is somewhere around 5 trillion or less. This would completely rip apart your country, costs would skyrocket to the point where your logistics would collapse and you'd break apart into smaller nations.A country where 30 minutes on a highway to get to a grocery store is the norm is only sustainable thanks to the petrodollar.
>>531841605Oh and by the way guess what's the lynchpin of the petrodollar. That's right, the gulf states. The ones that Iran can turn into an empty wasteland by hitting a few desalination plants.
>>531823758Fucking kek. America hasn't won a war since WW2. At this point they must have the worst win/lose ratio for any country in existence lmfao.
>>531825462How hard is it to just not start wars in the middle east for jews? You're country is a disgrace Americans are the most spineless cunts on the planet being the attack dog for parasites
>>531823758By way of deception ye shall wage war
>>531825090https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv8jj2Nu37c
>>531841747>America hasn't won a war since WW2.and they won it by joining the winning size late into it, the eastern front had already collapsed
>>531841747Wars? What wars? We just kill the bad guys, take what we want, and move on. Hit it and quit it.
>>531840986Costa Rica simping for muslims? Why?
>>531842403where am I simping for muslims, dumb jew? all I am saying is TOTAL JEW DEATH!
>>531841747The reason they haven't fucked with North Korea is because last time they did China beat their ass so hard they're still scared shitless of going anywhere near there.
>>531842641Kinda implicit since the goatfuckers are the ones trying to kill the jews. Why?
>>531823758>no one believes Trump's bullshit claims that are done just to keep the markets afloat >JD Vance now has to come in for his own cycle of bullshit
