Previous: >>531916095Timeline:▶ Day 29>Iran hit a petrochemical plant in the Negev Desert>Photos have surfaced showing extensive damage to US Air Force E-3 Sentry AE11EA 81-0005 following the drone and missile attack at Prince Sultan Air Base yesterday that also damaged several KC-135s.>An attack by the US and Israel has targeted a major water source in the city of Haftgel, Iran promises retaliation>Trump extended his deadline for Iran to open the strait of Hormuz by another 10 days, to 6 April.>Iran says destroyed Ukrainian anti-drone depot in Dubai for assisting US military. 21 Ukrainian present>Houthis enter war. Missiles at "sensitive military targets" in "occupied Palestine" or Israel>The BAPCO refinery complex on fire in Riffa, Bahrain▶KinoNEW:https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://x.com/RoaaWarStudies/status/2037578330954719508▶Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>>531919460
> Axis of Upheaval "CRINKS"
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1s74v95/stripper_near_military_bases_says_young_soldiers/>Stripper near military bases says young soldiers are coming in and blowing all their money saying they're getting deployed
OHMYTEHRAN
TOTAL SANDNIGGER DEATH
> Islamic Military Alliance "IMAFT"
Reposting it because I dont think it got the attention it deserved in the last thread.>erdogan mad
>made my fwb cum twice in a row but couldn't cum myselfguys, is it over?
>NEW - Channel 12 says that in case of a U.S. ground operation in Iran, Israeli soldiers will NOT participate on the ground.
>>531919589>reddit
If you think about it, USA could conquer Iran no questions asked if they were willing to stomach the casualties.
>>531919710ready and willing
cause if you going to slide then pussy nigga slide thenlet me shoot up that crib you hiding in
>>531919460Is khazarian troon dead ?
>>531919625the US turkish dynamic was that they always allowed ankara to fuck up the kurds breaching that now would be retardedlosing the turkish neutrality over trying to scrap together a failed proxy force would be a miscalculation beyond measure
>>531919625At this point even the kurds should probably understand that it doesn't make sense to fight for the us
>>531919710Donald the Great will do it
>>531919656I'm sure your boyfriend is very happy
>>531919625No source, just a guy named after a fucking 80s cartoon character
>>531919768>turkish neutralitylol, lmao even.
>POTENTIALLY HUGE HAPPENING>POTENTIALLY HUGE HAPPENING>IRAQIS GATHER OUTSIDE SISTANI'S HOME DEMANDING A FATWA>Crowds flood the streets outside the home of Grand Ayatollah al-Sistani in Iraq chanting "Soldiers of al-Sistani!" in a direct appeal for a religious decree to join the fight alongside Iran.>Sistani's 2014 fatwa mobilized hundreds of thousands of Iraqis against ISIS, forming the Popular Mobilization Forces. Today's crowds are sending the same message, answer the call.>"Iraq today is the brother of the Iranian! No negotiations! Don't give it up!"https://x.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/2038358419586076726>https://x.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/2038358419586076726
>>531919768>would be a miscalculationyeah, don't think they'd make one of those
>>531919710we have 350 million peoplewe can just send 100 million to iran and conquer them
>>531919675kek
>>531919768>a miscalculation beyond measureseems to be the general theme
>>531919765No
>>531919850Cam on Sistani Give us a fatwa
>>531919656I'm sure he understands.
>>531919839yes turkey is double dealing, the turkish people are very anti israelopening that can of worms by doing another kurdish thing wow
>>531919894FUCK
>>531919710how many dead US soldiers can Americans usually tolerate?
>>531919625>Literally who X
>>531919850Greater Persia timeline
>blows up Iran's substations Nothing personal kid
>>531919960Right now? Probably close to zero since most don't want this war
>>5319199601 is a tragedy, a million is a statistic. Going off human nature, a lot.
>>531919656That's great anon. But she should finish you off and make sure you get off. Or get another girl on rotation
>>531919855US has overwhelming tech superiority.Number required is much less than that.
>>531919589>>531919589>stripper_near_military_bases_saysAnd they wonder why the campaign is going to shit
>>531919850Damn, imagine all the crazy shit that is going on in Iraq right now and that will never surface to the English speaking internet
What is the Taliban's relationship with Iran?
>>531920048You forgot your flag Moshe.
pretty much all Iranian/Iraqi/North Yemeni critical civilian infrastructure is fair game now
>>531919960Not very many, which is why the Pentagon is suppressing casualties.
>>531919656>fwbfat white bitch ?
>>531919638Being happy when a rabid coyote tears apart an invasive rat doesn't mean I'm shilling for the coyote. If muzzies are the only ones killing you, then more power to them. I infinitely prefer the iranians staying in their country and slaughtering kikes, your continued existence slowly corrupts the west and the sooner they wipe out all you pests the better for everyone.
>>531919824turkey being pissed at israel and america for thinking about arming the kurds is self-evident.
>>531919960Not many. This isn't 9/11 and we weren't attacked First marine getting turned into goop on fpv camera will be the end of the war i assure you
>>531920045Nigga, gas is going up to 8 shekels tomorrow, they make 140 million a day from str8 of Hormuz, but go off king>>531920096What does it even mean
>>531920076found some more footage
>>531920053She tried but I just couldnt cum. I know its mental but still kinda sucks
>>531920119As it should be.
>>531920149Friend with benefits, his homosexual homie >>531920192>She Lol lmao
>>531920182> Looks up Israel currency >New shekelWhat happened to the old shekel
>>531919850Iraqitards really want to get buck broken by mutts for a 3rd time? Really?
>>531920088Talichads are MAGA
>>531919768The American-Turkish relationship are just another worthy sacrifice to make to Israeli territorial ambitions.
>>531919710>If you think about it,Well you clearly haven't
MAXIMUM LETHALITYNOT TEPID LEGALITY
>>531920192She will be back. Many more times anon. If you pounded her she couldn't go anymore. I miss being young. I remember that type
>>531920280Bagram Air Base status?
>>531919460HAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!How is life nigggers?!1000 niggers for one mexian is a great deal for the US.See you next week if you are still alive.But, you wont be alive.RIP niggers.
>>531920058It's been a meme for a while that when a young man joins the army they immediately blow their sign in bonus on a fancy car and marry a stripper.Military wives are also famously unfaithful.
>>531920269Well retard, they're in a far better position to fuck with mutts than both those times
>>531920039>2030>Iran's borders now include a third of Iraq and Bahrain
>>531920234Was replaced after we had huge deflation in the 1970s
>>531920269Every few years Muslims need to be reminded that it’s Israel and the USA in control of the region. Nothing wrong with a little bombing
>>531919765inhaled too many aerosols at the hormone factory fire
>>531916667>Martyrs are producing and selling what 5 million barrels per day now? Simply start sinking ships in their faggy "safe" lanethis will happen once oil prices skyrocket. what difference does $200 oil vs $250 oil make? the Iranians are delusional.
>>531920269>kike on a roach vpnit's so overerdogan has already said he would take Iran's side
>>531920174>First marine getting turned into goop on fpv camera will be the end of the war i assure youkek this is true, americans think they are special, invincible. The first footage if spread correctly will cause a shock, we will probably see vietnam tier of anti war protests
crazy how at some random hours a bunch of jews pop out of nowhere and pretend to be migers telling us how willing they are to die for israel.
>>531920355Oh really genius nigger? There aren't even any mutt bases in Iraq. Only Kurdistan region.
>>531920280>proceeds to get shredded by Pakistani airforce
So this is basically the first war in which Millennials and Zoomers will be placed on the battlefield. Kinda crazy
>>531920280do you have non jewish source?
>>531920234Had a bit of a case of hyperinflation in the 80's, we fixed that by making a new currency and having all the big economic players agree to basically to reset everything to zero
Know your place, mutts
>>531920401>$200 oil vs $250 oil make?You probably think that things can't get worse after a certain point.You are wrong.
>>531920545because they'll be busy in lebanon
>>531920424>Turkey will save Iran in 2 more weeks, trust the planIts over.
>>531920401>what difference does $200 oil vs $250 oil makea 25% difference, which for the price of oil is a shit ton. hth
>>531920495Zoomers yes, millennials no. OIF/OEF dragged on long enough.
>>531920424>t-trust me bro turkey will save iranlmao
>>531920557>>531920593why should the Navy allow Iranian approved tankers to travel freely?
>>531920583so will you migger lol
>>531920545we have soldiers fighting on multiple fronts already, we literally dont have enough to supply anyway
>>531920424I thought Erdocuck was gonna send a gorillion soldiers to save Gaza from the goonicide? 2 more weeks?
>>531920472>There aren't even any mutt bases in IraqAs of this month, kekHoly shit you're brown, donmeh
>>531919850Why are so many arabs named some variation of sisi?
>>531920545they started a sidequest to dodge the mainquest
>>531920650trump isnt that smart. if he was he would've taken out hezbollah first.
>>531920350Gerard Ford's current status?
>>531920424>The infamous unreliable watermelon seller will sell me the actual ripe watermelon this time!
>>531920280Taliban are the centrist grillers of the ME.They just wanna repress women and chill. Maybe a bit of trolling the Pakistanis.
>>531920660erdogan will murder any kurdish force the US tries to scramble togetherthat will be the start and end of his involvement if the US does not cross this specific redline
>>531920655You really only have 300,000 Frontline troops. You could max muster 700,000 at most including old and young. You couldn't pull it off.
What is a coalition that could win against Iran?
>>531920269Fuck off morogay, /pol/ needs to know that every (((moroccan))) supports Israel and thats the reason they are invading Spain and trying to destroy Spain from inside
why are kikes the weakest race?
>>531920676muslims are teh ghey
>>531920695he's not in control either
>>531920775
>but muh Democrats will win the midterms and 2028!there are people here actually spouting this nonsense
>>531920583Busy doing what? They never accomplish anything.
>>531920785I'm glad Israel is breathing ammonia tonightEnjoy your lung cancer kikes
>>531920545This is genuinely pathetic
>>531920817You are willfully ignoring all the polls
>>531920817CPAC cheered for impeaching trump, his popularity has no bottom
>>531920545>US get the amphibious assault on the fortress twice the size of texas and filled with 90 million fanatics>Israel gets the same area of land in lebanon which they already bombed to absolute shit and invaded multiple times beforeKek mutts definitely drew the short straw here
>>531920751but it's stupid that they wouldn't help other muslims, when jiahdis from all over the muslim world came to their aid during the soviet invasion
>>531920713>IT WAS CHINK OWNED WE DON'T CARE ALSO WE DON'T NEED INDUSTRY OR CLEAN AIR IN OUR RAPEBUNKER HAHAHA JOKE'S ON YOU MUDSLIMES
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TGTWfKFBFDcThe based army secretary of war doing poems?
>>531920845TKD Khazarian tranny is ok?
>>531920876DA POLLLSTrump will win just like he won against Iran You will seethe ceaselessly
ah bless.Markets open againThe cycle continues
KHAZARIAN TRANNY STATUS?GAY ANAL SEX RAPE DUNGEON-BUNKERS STATUS?BANAN STATUS?
not even israel wants to fight with trumps planthey know it is suicide and the war is for their safety
>>531920655>we literally dont have enough tendiesLMAO, for once, the jew rat isn't lying
>>531920905>trust me bro the people being shot in the streets for protesting and having their kids tazed in the balls in torture prisons will fight to the very end to defend the mudslime regimelmao, delusional
>>531920908They helped those jihadis plenty, if you recall a certain OBL who they sheltered for years. Kind of a big deal.
>Basij forces of the IRGC Ground Force, along with local residents in Hormozgan, say they destroyed five Hermes drones along Iran’s southern coast yesterday.>Hermes drones—primarily the Hermes 450 and Hermes 900—typically cost between $2 million and $7+ million each, with higher-end configurations reaching significantly more. Fewer than 500 are estimated to exist worldwide, making them relatively limited, high-value military assets.https://x.com/DropSiteNews/status/2038367124847251829
>>531920923why did Trump feel the need to fill his admin with fox news talking heads when Murdoch would support him regardless?
>>531920655>we have soldiers fighting on multiple fronts already, we literally dont have enough to supply anywaywhy not ? they don't want to fight for their motherland ?
20 MINUTES
>>531920949Probably stealing oxygen cans from some pensioner on life support so he can keep shitposting and pretend his rat brethren aren't choking on toxic fumes
>>531921037If only Israel and America hadn't bombed the largest cities in the country where the highest concentration of liberals live.
>>531920817Trump will declare himself warmaster soon anyway, so non of that matters.
TKDGLASS ISRAEL
>>531921037>he fell for the jewmedia liesLmao, retard. Terug naar cuckstijl met jou
>>531920039Wack.
CAN SOMETHING HAPPEN PLEASE
>>531921071needed people with no career prospects so they would immediately be wholly dependent on him for advancement and legitimacy, helps ensure loyalty which is the only trait he cares about since his cabinet in the first term fell apart multiple times
>>531920470They always start up at the same time, too.
>>531920655>>531921022yeah he is rightand it's bearish for shitreal
>>5319211321500 civilians dead in a month of bombing, twenty times as much when protesting against the regime for a week
>>531920424>SAVE ME NATOthe absolute state of irannies
>>531921096Will be a nothingburger
>>531920817it'll happen. but don't worry zog bro, it won't impact the war plans at all
TRUMP CAVES AGAIN
>>531920583hezb started using Iranian drones, flying them across the river and blowing up like 100 IDF tanks so far
>>531920646iran is the one who decides what passes through the strait, the us navy is limited to bombing infrastructure all over the place
>>531920169Ankara being a single-issue state whose sole obsession is continuing a genocide from WW1 because it's all armchair commentators know about the country is peak midwit shit.Iraqi kurds fought for the US against Saddam and Turkiye had nothing to say about it.
>>531921316does that suggest to you anything about the legitimacy of the 30k number or nah
>>531921223>mohammed fantasizing about cucksieder keer weer
more claimed erbil footage, no C-Ram and unverifiedhttps://xcancel.com/MoeMohajerani/status/2038335080578363839#m
>>531921316The very last thing those protesters wanted or needed was kikes killing their leaders and destroying their country, you retard
>>531921393lmaoooowhat a pussy fag
>>531921037>10k protestors from Teheran will take down the government bro.>Ignore the tens of millions of Basij reservists that served voluntarily.Reminds me how USR party here constantly has massive protests in Bucharest yet they get like 8% in actual elections kek
Initial from Iran | One of the petrochemical facilities in Tabriz was bombed.>Initial from Iran | One of the petrochemical facilities in Tabriz was bombed.Initial from Iran | One of the petrochemical facilities in Tabriz was bombed.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PAYBACK FOR NEOT HOVAV TODAY
>>531921393>some literal whoPost a real source.
>>531921481one tanker isn't gonna do shit, jack
remember when clueluess europoors and brownoids were hyping up the NO KINGS rally?what a gullible bunch of retards
>>531921436it is not about genocide but about stabillity, that you think it is about WW1 and not the PKK shows that you got no cluethe real redline is that no statehood can be granted as it would instantly turn into a civil war in turkey
>>531921176
>>531921037>le people will be on our sideyou realize in every fucking american war people thought this and it was wrong, rightand in iran you really have the least convincing case about it as well lol
>>531921516Eat shit faggot
>>531916604
>>531921480>t-they didn't want the leader shooting them in the streets by the thousands dead!jesus christ i just can't, onmogelijk dat jij ouder dan 12 bent
>>531921516Wow they sure won't hit you back even harderHow's that toxic air treating you?
>>531921037>here are the peaceful protestors you ordered, sir
JUST IN US government officials and Wall Street analysts are starting to consider the prospect that oil prices might surge to an unprecedented $200/bbl.https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2026-iran-war-hormuz-closure-oil-shock/
>>531921516They don't need them anyways
>>531920703USS Gerald R. Ford is operational again, has sailed under her own power from Greece to Croatia for a scheduled port visit and another two weeks of routine maintenance.
petrochemical target in Tabrizhttps://t.me/hanzpal20/115537
>>531919460CRINKS are dead on arrival, who the fuck would want to ally with Russia after they've dipped out of helping their allies for the last decade.
>>531921516You are winning so hard bro
>>531921516that's it, you are gonna pay dearly for that
Oil futures go live in 10 minutes.
>>531921614average german christmas market experience
https://streamable.com/259v06
>>531921516>we have an FTM khazarian triptroon now tooThe hormones from that chemical plant fire sure are potent
>>531919768The US might not want that, but only what israel wants matters.
>>531921588They wanted to be the ones to do it you muppet, what the kikes did is create a space where all Iranians could set aside their differences to fight a (((common enemy)))
>>531921588I've visited Iran many times and know plenty of Iranians, almost all of them among the protesters at some point. I guarantee Israel taking their side was the very last thing they wanted. No matter the political orientation, every Iranian, like every human, hates Israel. The current war has set back the protesters aims by decades
So... Did they hit our water?
>>531921535do you think trump would/could do anything against it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3crqpClPY
>>531921666It's sort of an open secret that they do it but never admit it in public.That's the proper way to do it in reality, like America used to. It's sort of abnormal that USAID guerrilla money was public for all to see, maybe a sign of decadence.
>>531921741did you hear bombs today, bahrainbro
>>531921393TACO
>>531920463>>531920174Imagine if it is a female marine begging.
>>531920545Eurocucks are going to obey and send troops
>>531921798I think he's far too busy gargling netanyahu's balls but I still don't care for people posting screenshots of literal who random twitter users as if it's real news.
Futures in five minutes. We'll see if oil spikes
>>531921922118, Bob
>>531921766i'd say the killing of thousands of the most fervent them has done considerably more damage
>>531921922how big of a jump are we expecting
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/world/americas/cuba-russian-oil-tanlker.html
>>531921894He or some other bahrainian said they did two threads ago approximately.
>>531921863Which of the US's actual allies have been in a defensive war lately?
>>531921978ah i see, thanks
>>531920058Oh you're gonna love this then; there's a strip club right outside the front gate of the Marine Corps School of Infantry.
>>531921840this faggot will be dead soon
Anytime soon now, I'm sure
>>531921972how about the slaughter of 150 school girlswhat did that do
>>531921559The PKK isn't involved and that tweet is just fake news from a brownoid that posts nothing but unsourced fakes. But you bought it hook line and sinker because it aligned with the sweet fuck all you know about the world.That's how this disinformation works, it preys on people like you too stupid to admit they're stupid.
US consulate in erbil issued a warning about 4 hours ago to all "US citizen" to leave iraq nowmeaning likely remaining spooks as this is a repeated warning and regionalhttps://iq.usembassy.gov/security-alert-u-s-embassy-baghdad-iraq-march-29-2026/
>>531920463holy cope
>>531922073What would this even look like? Can't Iran hit ships in the strait from basically anywhere in the whole country?
>>531921922I'll take $125 Brent, $105 WTI, thank you.>>531921894Yeah several. I said earlier that I heard some before sunset, targeting the primary military airbase. And in the past hour the sirens sounded twice. In total, counted eight booms today.
>>531922072That would be a kike move by the united golems of israel
>>531921630This is it, lads, the time for stockmageddon is upon us
>>531922151Price is right rules....I'll say $105
>>531922059If it keeps morale up I don't see the problem
>>531920518Had a bit of a case of hyperinflation in the 80's, we fixed that by making a new currency and having all the big economic players agree to basically to reset everything to zeroyou what m8 - is this the jewish money magic they talk about all the time?I thought you die when hyperinflation
>>531921440this, lolgonna go with "nah"
>>531921393It's no TACO if it's for a friend
Who guessed when this started that it would still be going on now?
>>531922073>still just focusing on the straitso what about every floating tanker on that sea that will now be a target?this is just going to inflame the situation
>>531921972You obviously don't know the first thing about Iranians and their culture
>>531922195Bobo brosHow we feeling
>Give them wisdom in every decision, endurance for the trial ahead, unbreakable unity, and overwhelming violence of action against those who deserve no mercy,
>>531921614Imagine the things that will come up to light when the synaGOG of satan falls. 9/11, Chernobyl, Madrid bombs, London bombs, Boston, Satan will show his real face.
>>531922109You claimed it was because of a WWI genocide. Now that you realized that this was bullshit you retreat to the erdogan statement being poorly sourced, may that be as it is. The statement is plausible except the "Joining on the side of iran part"
>>531922151are you rioting?
>oilITS OVER
American empire is looking a bit pathetic. Shouldn't be hard for the supposed no1 power to invade Iran.
>>531921922It probably will, the ''offer'' to Iran was declined, if there were even any negotiations in the first place
>>531922242It was guaranteed the moment we (read: nuttyahoo) decided to kill anybody who would negotiate a ceasefire
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
>listen to these 3 Jews on cable news instead of meCan it get any lower for a US president? Worst of all time
>>531922149>What would this even look like? Can't Iran hit ships in the strait from basically anywhere in the whole country?it would turn countries against them, but i think even the threat of hitting any ship that moves (which is what they are currently doing) will stop the ships from moving even if they do lose direct control of the strait
>>531919460The plane was 30 years old and they were about to decommission it anyway so they just saved them money on the waste disposal fee. Iranians really aren't the smartest, using their dwindling stock of ballistic missiles on an old plane, kek
>>531922149Yes. The moment an american warship enters the strait you can expect 40-50 shahed drones and a few russian missiles to be fired directly at it. Or it just hits a mine.
Judeo-mutts will try a land invasion: >Yesterday early morning, Iran’s Isfahan’s 44th and 55th artillery regiments of the regular Iranian army were reportedly heavily targeted. >This may have been intended to limit Iran’s ability to use artillery against any potential amphibious landings on its shores.>Iran’s regular army has a number of independent artillery regiments which are assigned to a regional operational command based on demand.>Targeting the artillery regiments can indicate that the US is planning to land troops either on islands or southern shores of Iran. Artillery can be a major threat to US troops. Most of these islands are very close to the Iranian mainland and can be shelled from the Iranian shores.>Kharg or Qeshm islands are less than 15 miles from the shore. Artillery shells can reach there in less than a minute. Both towed artillery or Grads might get used to shell these islands. >Historically, artillery has been an important pillar of the Iranian regular army. IRGC on the other hand puts more emphasis on asymmetric warfare including drones and missiles.
>>531922378kriegman and tannenbaum, early life checkthose look like ashkenazi names
>ALL MY STOCKS ARE RED>PUSH TO THE EDGE>MY PORTFOLIO IS DEAD
>>531922240seems that way :/
>>531922407Cope kike lover
>>531922378the american war will be announced by three kikes. isn't it a bit on the nose at this point?
>>531922464>he believed Trump
BUY ME OIL NOW!!! BUY BUY BUY!!! AAAAAAHHH!!
WHY DID CHABAD CHEETO HAVE TO BOMB IRAN WTF
>>531922378he always finds a way to sink lowerand we're not even half way done with his term
>>531922452>QeshmI do hope they try this one, and they actually need it to control Hormuz
>>531922561>>531922562Do what chads say: >Iran says pre-market news is a "reverse indicator.">"If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long…See something tomorrow? You know the drill."
>>531922464The only losses are liquidated losses you faggot.Dalio Model.You only lose if you pull out.Just like sex.
war in iran day 29 recap (yesterday)>thailand negotiates passage through strait of hormuz with iran>israel reports 9 idf soldiers moderately to severely wounded in clashes with hezbollah>houthis officially enter war on iran’s side>kuwait international airport hit by drones, radar system damaged>over two dozen us soldiers wounded in iranian attacks this week>15 hit at prince sultan air base, 5 seriously wounded>earlier attack wounded 14 more>iranian strikes damage refuelers and an awacs aircraft in saudi arabia>israel starts rationing high-end missile interceptors due to constant iranian barrages>israel airstrikes kill two lebanese journalists, reportedly targeted not collateral>us and israel continue strikes on tehran and western iran>iran keeps attacking israel and gulf countries>iranian missile hits emirates global aluminum facility in abu dhabi>pro-iran iraqi militias launch large rocket and drone attack on us base in baghdad airport>russia reportedly took satellite images of saudi air base before iranian strikes>iranian missiles hit bahrain aluminum smelter, injure workers>iran threatens to strike american universities in the middle east>drone strikes near former us bases in northeast syria>us and israel strike iraqi militants in iraq>pentagon preparing plans for weeks of ground ops in iran if escalation continues(Sponsored by /biz/)
This war feels like it's supposed to follow some type of script yet the actors are not where they should be ...
>>531922597trying an amphibious assault on qeshm will result in half their fleet getting sunk before reaching the island lol
Opening day used to be a comfy time of /smg/ and chill. Now I genuinely just feel pity for those retards.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__QTbh I'm tired of based and cringe America, I want this America back
BRENT >$115CRUDE >$100
at least it won't hit 120
>>531922452It's really sus that they are overestimating the strategic value of this island for some reason, feels like its being done to trick the goyim while the invasion is launched from somewhere else
>>531922695>+10%Its fucking over
Don't these fucks have any bigger bombs that aren't imaginary nukes?
>>531922597The mole men are protecting that island, dont get me started on the weaponized mermaids. Hormussy will remain closed to zog, and no amount of wunderwaffen salted with browns and niggers would ever change that. Good luck first getting near it, let alone land, and control it
>>531922695I just filled up my tank, already 20$ higher than last week.
MY GOY SQUARES ARE ALL RED.
>>531922647Yeah, also preliminary bombardments are pretty useless as much of the weaponry will be underground, it has these massive caves
>116
>>531922452We’re already at 1972 ’Nam levels of unpopularity even before a single boot has touched the ground. However bad we think this’ll go it’ll be worse, I’m calling it now
>>531921916we have no one to sendmost EU armies are retarded zogbots who support the shitty governments, so no one cares about them dying, and they can't risk a draft
>>531921974Post an archive link since it's paywalled.
Oil $103
>>531922737I sense Azerbaijan will be used as launch point, dont believe zog when they say only 50K zogbots, there are well over 120 to 150K zogbots accumulated now, and their numbers are growing. Iran has 1 Millions strong men waiting for them
>>531922452They seem to forget that Iran can just use the buzzy boys in place of conventional artillery.
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AAAAAAHHH WHY CAN'T YOU BUY ME SOME OIL?? AAAAAAHHH!!!
>>531922151WTI HIT 105 KEK
$116 BRENT
>>531922740>>+10%Its just 2%, closed $112 friday.
>>531922677Did you know Michael the GOAT was one of us ?https://youtu.be/8lAf11CRy1w?t=687
>>531922885Britain could be this but 10x bigger if we didn't have a retarded political class that thinks drilling oil is bad for the environment but importing oil is good for the environment.
>>531922879It can always get worse
>>531922642Iran wasn’t supposed to retaliate this strong this quickly, zog is genuinely caught off guard and purely reacting right now>>531922805>
>>531922977It will be far higher once asian market opens
>>531919460Fuck Israel, US, UK and especially all Jews.Even Gol D. Roger said, that the world will regret them not being extinct.>imagine a world without kikes and arabs
>>531923110> Israeli channel N12 suggests Israel is floating the idea to the Trump administration to relocate US bases permanently to Israelhttps://x.com/N12News/status/2038308059118747902Hebrew twitter is going mad for this
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>>531919951>>531919894>>531919765Are you a shizophrenic?You know some people on here know how to see iff you just change the ID, right?Same as in previous thread. You should get perma-banned you slut.
>>531923163Stop pushing your shit early thread
>>531922452next weekend after the markets close, quick in and out in 2 days, markets will stabilize by monday ; ^ )
>>531923225Tf you on about?
>>531923163KYS you kike
>>531919779Kurds are literally US and Jewish minions at this point.>>531919768You know how I know, you're a turkish-german?>not realizing ankara sold out last year with the F16 deal to let the US and Jews do whatever they wantSome toys for baby ottoman and that was all it took for him to sell out the ideology of his people.>>531919795And you better keep sucking that wrinkly pedo cock like a good prime minister slut, jap.
>>531923163>baking at 270KYS
>>531922378>>531922592This must be what having a literal prostitute for a mother must feel like.
>>531921071trump values loyalty way more than competence. look at pam bondi, even miggers hate her
What would it take to get Europe to help with the war
>>531922887iran will decimate baku if they catch wind of that
>>531919460>CRINKSJust sat chinks at this point lol.>IMAFTIshitAlso why 5 letters instead of 4 like NATO?
been strangely quiet in terms of strikes tonight, giving big calm before the storm vibes
>>531922887>Azerbaijan will be used as launch pointPutin can do the funniest thing as soon as that is done
>>531922812They just need to drop swarms of AI-enabled drones to the ground around the tunnel entrances. Then bait the Iranians to open the tunnel gate to fire missiles at an electronically generated image of US landing boats... now the dornes activate, swarm into the tunnels and blow up everything inside.
>>531923428atp there's more chance of europe going to war with itself than there is of it joining in against iran, you're about to see the collapse of europe in real time
>>531921037Curious, why didnt you post vids of said happening? Out of everything you shills spam lol
>>531923506>IMFATIslamic Military Alliance to FIght Terrorism
>>531923614Way too many words.
Is it wrong that I care more about keeping oil prices low than whether American soldiers die?
It's a war on Ammonia
>>531923648At this point, the damage has been done. Hormuzzing is about delaying the recovery, the Gulf Council is in flames.
>>531923614if you ask me they should remove the last two words because its a joke
>>531922597We need the entire coast of Iran lol. Its like 1000km long.Actually, its nearly 1500km lol
Nuke Ukraine, Luxembourg, Tel Aviv, NorCal, Ukraine, Paris, London, Ukraine, Brussels
Iraqi Kurds are being mobilized I believe they were promised a Kurdistan;they believe it will be diffident this time
>>531923826The strait itself is a 5-8 hour journey at tanker speed.
>>531922887Every country is neutral, this is a clearly Iran - USA war. It will end very quickly <3 months with USA being defeated
>>531923829>not nuking jew york before california>nuking norcal before socal or seattle>nuking luxembourg before the dutchMake a better list.
>>531922879Im with you on the call, zog is entering some shifting sand with no way out.
>>531923829You should add The Hague to that list to be sure Brussels is fucked twice...
>>531919480what do the little icons under each flag mean?
>>531925961go play command and conquer generals zerohour retard
