WAR IS CANCELLED! GREEN MONDAY!!!!
>>531939168I don't care what Donald Trump says. He's a proven liar.
>>531939168Lol, every fucking time these algos and market take him at his lying word - even after Iran SPECIFICALLY SAID there is no deal and not to trust him.
>>531939168oil goes up and oh look at that the peace is on the horizon again this time for sure
Trump will eventually turn against Israel screencap this Trump sees everything as transactional, and Israel is becoming a net negative from a cost-benefit analysis
>>531939168Wasn't the strait open before Trump chimped out? Why are the winning conditions of this war the same as if we had never bombed them? This guy's an actual retard.
i thought the war was over already
>>531939168Your Monday morning cope sir
Indians are based turns out.The hate towards them has to be toned down.Iran India alliance has always been destined to happen
It's almost like the market opens soon
>>531939204Tranny. You lost
>>531939168Fake news to quell tomorrows market panic.
Pump and dump
>>531939168Just in time for markets to open! >ground invasion confirmed for Friday at the bell
Nobody is buying it this time, he's tried to pull this shit like 3 weeks in a row. $120 a barrel incoming
>>531939168He can only cry wolf so many times until the market responds accordingly in a corrective manner.
>>531939234Look at this dumb nigger thinking politics is real or that Israel is an ally of united states of nigger
>>531939168>Trump said war is over>just in Monday>Again
>>531939238You're a retard for thinking public statements explain everything 100%.
>>531939168>markets arn't responding well to trumps sunday night before market opens tweets anymoreits over guys..
>>531939282he's literally retarded nothing he says should be believed until it happens
>>531939374>its over guys..A lot can happen my morning.
I Rape All Niggers
>>531939168Just last Monday, as a matter of fact.
>>531939168how do i short oil for like 6 days?
>>531939168Sounds like total bullshit to me
>>531939168lol this faggot should be arrested for market manipulation.
Just two more weeks goys. Don't pay attention to the military build up.
>>531939168How many times are retards going to be fooled by this?Judging from the futures market being up 3% for brent and wti: zero times more, starting right now.Trump is now officially considered a liar by the invisible hand of the market. The president of the US says something, and everybody ignores his senile or arrogant or lying (or all three) statementHow anybody defends this orange kike, or the actual kikes who dragged us into another war for Israel, is beyond me.
>>531939224Yeah it's OBVIOUS he's lying before markets open.
>>531939204>He's a proven liar.Nah hes just manipulating the markets like a good goy. Its smart and youre just jealous if you disapprove.
>>531939168every single sunday night we have a dealthis is so hilarious
>>531939168Can we stop posting Kike Trump's weekly market manipulations like they're big breaking news?
>>531939282Iran bombed the chemical plant in Israel that produces all the tranny chemicals. Be quiet.
>>531939532we're gonna win the war for the 15th time this week too
>it's the sunday night "GOOD NEWS" market pump again
>>531939224The market didnt move AT ALL on his comments. Its been up 2-3% in sunday night trading vs. Friday close, and still is.
>>531939168How many times will these blatant lies and insider trading scams work?Are investors all retarded?
He's going have to show results with that 20 ship under US ESCORT claim
>>531939595Do you think Barron swings by Dad's office to ask him what they are bombing tomorrow so he can place polymarket bets?I would think so.
>>531939234You dont know what trump is. Stop posting this bullshit cope. Trump and jewry and israel are inextricably linked, and it has been this way literally since Trump was born... NYC real estate, AC casinos, gee, those aren't jewish mafia run industries or anything...Oppose Trump now. Stop believing in the fairy tale of 4d chess. He's an aging retarded boomer and nothing more than a conduit for jews to ruin America at this point, if he was ever anything else before that.
>>531939628That is the thing, they should be tanking.Fuel costs are going to skyrocket and the market is closing its eyes and putting its hands over its ears because Donnie said all is okay.Can't wait to see the effects.
>>531939735Either he is eating TACOs again, or it will be a blood bath used as an excuse to escalate into a ground invasion.
>>531939689Yes.They all think they are God's chosen to be rich and nothing can take that away from them.
It’s just cover for the PPT to prop it up. No actual traders believe it.
>Friday: WE'RE GOING TO WAR BOMB IRAN>Sunday: I can see a deal, the best deal ever. I love Iran, they're tough guys, amazing poets, great engineers, very smart people, too much oil.
>>531939168He's either blatantly making shit up or the people around him give him a phone line to some random guy pretending to be the Iranian president and I can't tell you which one is more likely.
>>531939780>look at my big jewish awardshe said in february 2016
>>531939785Why would BNO be tanking? It did the first time weekend he lied, less so the last one, and this sunday night, it didn't tank at all but instead rose.
>>531939876RinseRepeatInside Trade
>>531939168https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/28/pakistan-secures-iran-deal-to-send-20-ships-through-strait-of-hormuzpants on fire
the us is desperate but neither Israel nor Iran want this to end
>>531939977You vastly underestimate how much the Saud and the other wine Arabs are driving this conflict.
>>531939168Has the US surrendered already?
>>531939785>they should be tankingnigger THATS THE BRENT OIL FUND you stupid nigger.
>>531939946Yep. Iran has been letting tankers through the entire time if they arent allied with US or Israel; if they coordinate with IRGC navy; and, allegedly but I've not seen solid proof, by the tanker owner paying a $2m fee or by selling the oil in yuan (or both?).
>>531939946>He described Iran’s decision as “a harbinger of peace”, which could help restore stability to a region on the edge, hailing it as a “welcome and constructive gesture”.>Notably, he addressed his post directly to US Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, US envoy Steve Witkoff and Iranian Minister of Foreign Affairs Abbas Araghchi, a signal that Islamabad, which is engaged in diplomatic efforts to end the war, views the deal as far more than a bilateral shipping agreement.lol. lmao even
>>531940041please elaborate on thiswhy does Saudi Arabia want to worsen the conflict that threathens it's petrodollar deal?
>>531939923stock market isnt the real world goy
>>531939234Israel has kompromat on him
>>531940132because they didnt renew that agreement in 2024
Fake news for another rugpull.Every time the US takes a break, they rearm themselves and Israel to attack again.Iran must keep fighting until there's a formal treaty involving multiple nations.Iran must demand the opposing side which includes the GCC pay reparations and demand sanctions relief. Iran's only major energy customer left is China. The US stopped giving sanctions waivers to Japan, South Korea and India since Trump's first term.Iran needs to neutralize Bahrain politically and militarily. Blow up their hydrocarbon and intelligence facilities. Then amass missiles and strategize about neutralizing Jordan, the spine of the US' occupations in the region.
>>531939168the orange nigger is lying to appease Wallstreet
>>531939168>We killed all their leaders>Peace deal soonWith whom are they making the deal?
>>531940214dick sucking nigger pedophile found. Sad
>>531940132Saudi Arabia has been wanting to depower the main Shia powerbase in the region for AGES.With Iran gone they are the regional Muslim hegemon. >their petrodollar dealThey have fucktons of capped oil, they don't have to care what currency pays for it.Ask yourself this:Why did the gift the Trump family $2 billion?Why did Qatar start giving away complementary luxury jets?For $2billion, even Nazi Memeflaggot would go to war "to help Israel".MBS and his kinsmen joining the Abraham Accords all of a sudden should have tipped you off.All of these conflicts in the ME are to benefit the Saud. We fought Saddam twice because he was invading their territory.
Oh wow just before the markets open on a Monday trump says everything is good?Wowza
>>531939168kekevery time.
>>531939168Bro Trump will “make a deal” with Iran every week before markets open lmaoCapitalistcels deserve this blatant low IQ manipulation
>>531940333 checkedthe IRGC. its never been a bunch of old islamists running the show
>>531939168Fake TACO news doesn't even move the market anymore. Nikkei dumping hard.
>>531939234Netanyahu has videos of Trump raping children
>>531940333He can talk to their ghosts like how he talked to an American president that wasn't Clinton, Dubya, Obama, or Biden
>>531940132There is some reporting - in the jewish press which has malincentives here - that gulf countries (but not iraq, oman, or yemen too much) now want the US to keep going until total iranian defeat, because, iran will be able to control them via drone threat otherwise.You cant believe that -- israel only wants Iran to lose and so the more enemies the better - but it's also not unbelievable that it may be true. Especially the UAE which is Israel's closest ally (and in fact, and people forget this, Saudi started making moves against UAE in Yemen [STC] and in somalia/sudan as a counter to Israel's growing power, right before the Iran war. I am skeptical the saudis would join the war. What then? All their oil and water gets blown up, their population wants to revolt (no water, poverty, Saudi siding with demonic israel against fellow muslims), and Israel rules over the rubble in the aftermath? Unless they are totally ZOGed - which they may be - they wouldn't join the war. Maybe forcing that potential fact out into the open is also part of Iran's strategy in some way.
>>531940509Is a deal with the ghost of the Ayatollah binding tho?
>>531939168Bluff called, no dealLil nigga's terrified of the market opening
>>531939168>This time it's true. Trust the plan migasisters
laugh my ass off. are they going to do this every sunday to try and calm the markets?
>>531939168Iran should go for peace, but in my opinion they should make Trump do something extremely humiliating first. Maybe lick the Iranian leaders toes?Anyway, he could be forced to gobble on the Allatoya’s wang and swallow… but Trump would find some strange way to frame this as a ‘WIN’ and start loudly boasting about it.
>>531940509The Secretary of Necromancy sure must have been working hard on all these "peace talks" with a bunch of fucking corpses.
>>531939168he's manipulating the markets again. just to make his jewish pedophile friends richer
>>531940543>I am skeptical the saudis would join the war.Why would they actually fight? Did they fight Saddam when he was invading neighboring oil States? They just call up THEIR greatest ally.
>>531940164You're right. There's backwardation and so the actual prices being paid are much higher than BNO implies!
>>531939168The mangotard is desperate
>>531939168>withing reach>we will>holding talksyou will eat ze death dorito and you will like itboots on ground when? what about that troop accumulation in djibouti? are they done accumulating or what?
>>531939168Every monday he keeps saying this to stave off the BEAR one more week lol.
>>531939168Fake and gay
>>531940699His keen sense of Fraudulence is his greatest attribute.
>>531940612Yep stay tuned next week about the peace talk doing very well as drone strike footage gets released of US troops getting blown to smithereens in Iran mountains.
>dealWhat happened to complete obliteration and regime change?
>>531939234yeah okay and how do you see him dismantling AIPAC when they put him in power with megadonors like Adelson?Everyone in his cabinet is a Zionist shill and you somehow think he's in control? Give me a break.
>>531939193>China>Communism>Not Han Fascist Hyper capitalism
>>531939369
>>531939303Markets closed Good Friday. But nice how he's chosen that day to slaughter Christian troops for Israel.
He announces victory and unconditional surrender every week, as the markets open. What an absolute freak. We are so used to this asinine retardation now, it almost seems normal. Just a reminder, it’s not. If it was anyone other than Trump, they would be sending medical staff with a straight jacket and sedatives. But we are all like ‘That’s just Trump, nothing to see here’
>>531939168wow right on schedule
yeah big doubt. this is just another bold-faced lie by zognald to try and preserve the crashing markets. maybe it will work for 24 hours at best
>>531940634Well, suppose Trump does what we all wish he would: immediately quit the war, agree to leave several bases in the middle east permanently and take off iranian sanctions, and allow Iran their demand to tax the strait of hormuz (but maybe agree to a relatively low amount of fee). In return, Iran stops all attacks, it must allow IAEA to inspect all sites, and the 60% uranium must be diluted. Threaten israel with severe consequences (no aid, no intel cooperation, sanctions, etc) if they violate this deal.That's a major win for Iran, and loss for Israel - the hope of the worldBut in this unrealistic hypothetical, what happens to Saudi arabia and dubai and so on? Do they keep living like immoral (prostitutes, drugs, racing, gambling) kleptocrats; or would it be easy for Iran to overthrow them by appealing to the Islamic nature of their citizens? At least, they would be forced to share their oil wealth and face the risk of Iran controlling them, in part or in whole. I guess they know where they stand with the evil israelis, and the west, but could fear even on a personal level what iran might to do their wealth or societies.I just think joining the war is just as much of a risk, or worse, to those exact things that they stay put.
>>531939193If demand can be predicted 100% and supply can be met 100% all economies become the same in the limit so in theory they’re the fucking same
>>531940842It's marxism-leninism, seethe more faggot
>>531941069>Well, suppose Trump does what we all wish he wouldTake a long walk off a short pier?
>>531940091yeah the tankers going thru thing is real u can see on the tracker but i also want a source on the yuan or 2m usd deal, yet all the pro-russian shills up to supposedly smart/neutral people like alistair crooke repeat it but give no source
>>531940840>megadonors like AdelsonUhhhh, anon? I’ve got some bad news for you…
>>531940958The best thing about being Trump, is you can tell constant, absurd lies, and it’s not really a big deal because EVERYONE knows, supporters and detractors alike, that you are just pumping out Trumpian bullshit.
>>531941069dude iran threatened to invade the gulf states, which they should, and probably could, easily
>>531941334iran and iraqi shia militias should ground invade israel thru nukes, also houthis should take mecca
>>531939234Yep. I dont know if that will happen with Trump but eventualy the USA is supposed to have a divorce with Israel. Its planned anyway. When they'll do that. I don't know. Its part of the greater israel plan.
>>531939282You didn't win anything and you're actively being fucked over.
>>531941441greater israel plan was always nonsense, look at a map and israels population vs what they want
>>531941334They could just as easily threaten to blow up the moon to ruin launch day.They've seen what America can do to an army in the open field.
>>531939168how many deals where reached with iran, but war happened again? two time already?
>rumors are he'll strike a deal by the opening of the markets just in time for buddies to buy the dip
>>531939234If Bibi is truly dead yes, otherwise lmao
>>531939168once you start a war, you dont get to decide when it stops, this is WWIII and it is only getting started
>>531939168hes lying again?lmao
>>531941524>but war happened againwe just won just now
>>531939234>Trump will turn against his daughter and son-in-law who are yoked to Chabad, he will return his "Crown of Jerusalem" and much older "Tree of Life" award that was the centerpiece of his Trump Tower office for decades, he will now stand behind Howard Lutnick as Lutnick is arrested for 9/11 complicity by military police, trust le plan, Trump was redpilled by Butler but he to quietly execute his masterplan by ear
>>531941794People voted 3 times for once of the great Bullshitters of history. I assume a constant stream of bullshit is what they voted for.
>>531941128its jewish, retard
