Previous: >>531993913Day 1,497 – Daily assessment: understandingwar.org/analysis/russia-ukraine/#research▶Latest>Ukrainian drones once again attacked Ust-Luga and Primorsk ports in Leningrad region>Kremlin Officially Denies™ incoming general mobilisation>General Cherry will manufacture drones in USA>Ukraine to supply naval drones to Gulf countries>Ukraine develops 12-gauge anti-drone 'web' cartridges>The SMO came to Ust-Luga again>Strikes on Ust-Luga, Primorsk, Kirishi and Yaroslavl created a 2.5M bpd bottleneck for russia’s oil export and refining - Magyar>Ukraine securing 10-year defense deals with Gulf states amid Iran war>Flamingo missiles strike russian explosives plant Promsintez in Samara region>Yaroslavl refinery droned twice>Kirishi refinery droned>Ust-Luga port droned again>putin asks oligarchs to donate to budget as cost of Ukraine war soars (first time he did this directly)>Ukraine continues to gain more land than they lost in March/February and will continue to do so in April>At least 40% of russia's oil export capacity is at a halt following Ukrainian drone attacks, a disputed attack on a major pipeline and the seizure of tankers, according to Reuters calculations based on market data>Smoooking accident NOVATEK-Ust-Luga LLC., port infrastructure and at least two shadow fleet tankers on fire (awaiting official confirmation)>Ukraine’s General Staff reports a russian combat icebreaker was hit during a joint operation in Leningrad region overnight on 25 March>Ukrainian forces targeted the Transneft oil terminal at the port of Primorsk>Bashkortostan refinery droned▶Telegramrentry.org/telosint2023t.me/ukr_pics▶Intelt.me/DeepStateENodin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)ukr.warspotting.net (visually confirmed losses)▶Mapsdeepstatemap.live/enliveuamap.com/en▶DISPOSABLE SOLDIER (diary of a RU mobik)TOURS 1-4: files.catbox.moe/mpcw7p.zip▶12 min of TZD in one ditch (Pokrovsk area) - 28 killedfiles.catbox.moe/sxbxfb.mp4
>>532028721TOTAL ZIGGER DEATH
>>532028721When will the pigkraine stop losing?
everybody knows a saidula IRL
When will the hoholkraine stop killing russians on an industrial scale? 5000 pidors killed by the USF alone.
>cofi status?
>>532028925never, the TZD must flow
>>532028939>no picwar crime>>532028925pootin told me that they not even started yet
Forgot image
If only you knew how brown things really are
>>532028939Have to work from office today but at least the coffee is alright here, gonna grab a second one shortly
>>532028939Slept in, so first cup nowAnyone got todays numbers yet?
>oil feilds targetedSo it's a WEF controlled goyslop war where the new world order jews ein and dumb nazi nationalists get ground into goy cubes
BreakingMimister of hungarian foreign affairs receives a call from Lavrov to remove somebody from the sanction list.Szijjarto agrees like a servant.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aPk7UhqXdtE&pp=0gcJCcQBo7VqN5tD
a new article just dropped (common knowledge in Hungary + just another Tuesday, but still nice to have prooooofs)https://vsquare.org/kremlin-hotline-hungary-colluded-with-russia-to-delist-sanctioned-oligarchs-companies-and-banks/>Kremlin Hotline: Hungary colluded with russia to delist sanctioned oligarchs, companies and banks>The hotline between Péter Szijjártó and Sergey Lavrov provided russia with strategic information on critical EU issues.>We now have evidence that the Hungarian Minister of Foreign Affairs acted on behalf of the Kremlin, making efforts to delist sanctioned russians, including the sister of Alisher Usmanov>In another conversation with Russia’s deputy energy minister, Szijjártó talks about doing his best to repeal an EU sanctions package and offers to try to save russian entities from sanctions>According to Szijjártó, the Slovak government is also helping these coordinated russian-Hungarian efforts
>>532029148Kek! Now this is meme :D(though it has the vibes of that "american and puccian city naming" vibe :D)TZD
>>532029319lmao
>>532028721WARCRIME
>>532029435>>532029457It's almost as if they are traitors to their country, people and allies
>>532029457I hope he gets sentenced. Fukken traitor. On the other hand, some, if not all our current government members are watching this, since it shows them how much can they crawl up to monke's ass. If Hungary and Slovakia get slapped on the wrist, they will cease with vatnik faggotry. If not, we will be yet another european disgrace (objectively we already are, but we can go deeper).
>>532029657>I hope he gets sentencedNo, these zubhumans have to die or get fucked up so that the rest of their lives suck so much that they've like it. It's more reliable than having some fucking faggot release them.
>>>532028721 > Paradoxically, It is Implied; Under the Spell of “Yahu-Jupiter-Hermes”: > Those who bless any tax-payer of Ukrainian descent are blessed in all ways; > As those who curse any tax-payer of Ukrainian descent are cursed in all ways; [ 7-7-7 ]
Typical soviet woman
Ust-Luga
Freshest winner or stale ?https://litter.catbox.moe/eignsu8sbbne5y2p.mp4
>>532029800There were so many of them, that I honestly can't tell
Satellite images confirmed one oil loading berth was destroyed and another damaged at Russia’s Ust-Luga port, with an ongoing fuel spill fire still visible. Storage tanks and technical infrastructure also sustained damage after the strikes. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037559564371959877?s=20>27thpic 1https://litter.catbox.moe/9dq9m7eznd1f4c0a.jpgpic 2https://litter.catbox.moe/k3yeikejmimpjmwz.jpgpic 3https://litter.catbox.moe/3uyo6jh67gtl4knk.jpg
>>532029657>I hope he gets sentenced. Fukken traitor.no, by the time the elections are over he will be on his way to moscow>european disgraceyeah, this is a good example of what "far right" "muh independence" politicians do irl
>>532029435Two more weeks and the gypsy mafia will flee to moscow
>>532029815um, based?
Marco Rubio rejected claims the US linked security guarantees to Ukrainian withdrawal from Donbas, calling them false. He said guarantees are only possible after the war ends and confirmed Washington relayed Russia’s demands while leaving decisions to Kyiv. #UShttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037597907914829885?s=20>27thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/1w9kjsrnbf00r34d.mp4
The situation in Ust-Luga, Russia... is everything but under control. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037598708032749627?s=20>27thvideo https://litter.catbox.moe/beldidynz7hh4o1w.mp4pic https://litter.catbox.moe/33wyh5wxme543l4z.jpg
>>532029696I understand your point, but proper legal procedure is a must. You have to show faces of those traitors on TV, news, let people know that siding with enemy is a crime. And yes, let journos have a field day with them. And then, after the court passes the judgement, lock them up. How you deal with them in prison is up to you, but again, proper humiliating through legal means is a must.I understand your position, he is siding with an enemy, so he is one and has to be dealt with. Issue is, since he is european politician, we have to deal with this mess on our own. Otherwise, there will be no end to this tratchery.
>>532029940>The situation in Ust-Luga, Russia... is everything but under control. #Russiavideo
>>532029963My main issue is that corrupt faggots usually can avoid serious consequences because their years of corrupting the system allows them to:a) have friends in the system;b) spread their crimes onto others;Thus, what often happens is that there's a prolonged court case, which slowly gets out of public's attention and then in a few years the faggot got acquitted on a technicality or just gets a slap on the wrist.
Vantortech satellite imagery from March 27 show multiple oil storage tanks on fire at Russia’s Ust-Luga terminal, with dense smoke rising across the facility. Emergency services are reportedly facing serious problems to contain the fire. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037599170123464871?s=20>27thpic 1https://litter.catbox.moe/me5lih6pyp989isf.jpgpic 2https://litter.catbox.moe/39o2ax79uh5319da.jpgpic 3https://litter.catbox.moe/x9d1jdnvbpyu27cx.jpgpic 4https://litter.catbox.moe/zdo6tp17yxc9m7mu.jpg
>>532029976just normal operation of fuel storage
Poland legalized military service of its citizens in Ukraine after President Nawrocki signed an amnesty law covering those fighting alongside Ukrainian forces. Earlier, participation carried penalties of 3-5 years in prison. #Polandhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037608793941442969?s=20>27thWar is coming closer and closer. Smoke from fires at ports in Russia’s Leningrad region spread toward St. Petersburg after drone strikes, with emergency services warning of potential air pollution risks. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037607668936819186?s=20>27thUkraine is negotiating diesel supply arrangements with Middle East countries to prevent shortages, Zelensky said, noting up to 90% of any fuel deficit would be diesel. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037603954897322037?s=20>27th
>>532030088 in RussiaSitRep - 27/03/26 - New attacks in the Leningrad regionAn overview of the daily events in Russia's invasion of Ukraine. For a third consecutive day, Ukrainian drones attacked the Leningrad region, aiming for oil facitilies in Ust-Luga and Primorsk.https://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037837875979407787?s=20
>>532029868>no, by the time the elections are over he will be on his way to moscowRealistically - yes, this is gonna happen. As our eastern Ukie fren wrote here >>532029881. >yeah, this is a good example of what "far right" "muh independence" politicians do irlVatniks had a good plan. If they did not started their retarded attempt to seize Ukraine, they would have won in decade or two by political means. Still, we have this fukken mess to deal with and it ain't exactly easy. As you can see, Orbángutan is heavily entrenched -_-
>>532029435Filthy client state. The rot moves so quickly
Russian losses per 28/03/26 reported by the Ukrainian General Staff+1300 men+4 tanks+10 ACVs+73 artillery+7 (!) MLRS+1501 UAVshttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037839052309713137?s=20
>>532030053Or is put under "house arrest"Though with porkban and his niggers they'll most likely flee to the islamic caliphate of moskovia
Ukraine downed or suppressed 252 of 273 drones in a mass overnight attack, with Odesa region as the main target, officials said. Strikes hit 18 locations with debris falling at 9 sites as air defenses engaged waves from multiple directions. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037839211399684283?s=20>28th
Also, typical RU childhood 1
>>532030240And typical RU childhood 2
>>532030053i'm not sure how he can be prosecuted for doing his job desuhis job is to suck rusnigger cock (figurative but also literally) as hard as possible and he excels at ithe is a russian plant and their masters (orbán+lavrov) losing is a good enough punishment for him imho (seeing him again in a storm z bombing him would be the best ofc)>>532030155>Vatniks had a good plan. If they did not started their retarded attempt to seize Ukraine, they would have won in decade or two by political means.so much this, we are lucky rusniggers are retarded
Ukrainian drones struck the Slavneft-YANOS refinery in Russia’s Yaroslavl region, with FIRMS data confirming a major blaze at the site. The facility is among Russia’s top five refineries, processing over 15 million tons of oil per year. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037841070675935277?s=20>28thpic 1https://litter.catbox.moe/potzjyodyrc5578c.jpgpic 2https://litter.catbox.moe/p7s3iukl13m9i7z9.jpgpic 3https://litter.catbox.moe/rqu52xqqwbgchujf.jpgpic 4https://litter.catbox.moe/cfm83vi2emsmk261.jpg
>>532030257How is this not an ironic shitpost ?How are those faggot so fucking gay ?
Ukrainian FP-5 Flamingo cruise missiles struck the Promsintez explosives plant in Chapayevsk, over 1,000 km from the front line, with confirmed hits in the production area. The site manufactures explosives for munitions, bombs and missiles. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037841654980170142?s=20>28thpic 1https://litter.catbox.moe/i9b88hx1d86wlkk7.jpgpic 2https://litter.catbox.moe/mpmvs4ns575g646w.jpgvideo 1https://litter.catbox.moe/avprh33x6vs03oqe.mp4video 2https://litter.catbox.moe/revt93ijvwnweqt3.mp4
>>532030390>Ukrainian FP-5 Flamingo cruise missiles struck the Promsintez explosives plant in Chapayevsk, over 1,000 km from the front line, with confirmed hits in the production area. The site manufactures explosives for munitions, bombs and missiles. #Russiavideo 1
>>532030390>Ukrainian FP-5 Flamingo cruise missiles struck the Promsintez explosives plant in Chapayevsk, over 1,000 km from the front line, with confirmed hits in the production area. The site manufactures explosives for munitions, bombs and missiles. #Russiavideo 2
>>532030053Well, I can't deny that. Still, the procedure must start, since rules and laws are here for reason. Then, EU can kindly hire Budanov to prepp some whoopsie.I will give you an example - in CZ, police catched corrupt politician red-handed with a bribe, fukken seven millions CZK (divide by 24,5 for Teuro) in wooden box for wine. Fucker used to be a prominent politician, heavily entrenched. After 7 years long legal procedure, he got sentenced and jailed, where he stayed 7 years. He was wiggling like an eel and used every legal means of defense, but ultimately had no chance to escape.In Szijárto's case, it would be different, since that fuck is responsible for deaths, even though indirectly.
shahed with a decoy of an anti air missile on top of it
>>532030257>Also, they didn't fuck in the ass;yeah, i call bullshit
>>532030343No irony there. Homosexuality is super widespread in russia, it was just super-taboo in their society, as well as hidden by the language and culture barriers, as well as geography. Same thing with almost all muslim countries: they fuck animals and each other in amounts which would make San Francisco blush. Why do they do it? Because of culture where there's a lack of easy access to women. Same reason why they have pedo prostitution with little boys (google bachabazi, and yes it's not only in Afghanistan/Pakistan).
Ukraine’s 1st Separate Drone Systems Center struck Russian Shahed and Gerbera drone operators at the exact moment of launch, disrupting UAV deployment before takeoff. The strike targeted launch crews directly. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037842626066461049?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/7q1cojce25f0am3f.mp4
>>532030430>since rules and laws are here for reasonJustice > Laws. Nazi germany and soviet union did things by laws.
>>532029963Like we did with the Welsh fucker.
The launch of Ukrainian FP-5 Flamingo cruise missiles toward Chapayevsk, targeting an explosives facility deep inside Russia. The video was shared by Fire Point co-founder and chief designer Denis Shtilerman. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037843204779725196?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/d40cexirn23qxpwt.mp4
bust-luga
>>532030449Some things they won't confess to even on anonymous imageboards, yes. But in all seriousness it depends a lot on the friend group, community and so on.
Zelensky met the UAE president, with both sides agreeing to expand cooperation in security and defense, he said. The UAE leader also thanked the Ukrainian team for its work in the country. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037843621928423634?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/e76p3bczi7jj06ue.mp4
>>532030454But puccia is a country known for cheap whores, how is it hard to get them?
Ukraine and the UAE advanced air defense cooperation as Ukrainian teams worked for weeks with Emirati security forces, Zelensky said. Talks focused on integrating combat-tested systems to strengthen protection of airspace and critical infrastructure. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037843934534045749?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/hdx9z4ro84h7msjw.mp4
>>532030534They said thank you?
Yemen’s Houthis claim they have launched a ballistic missile strike on Israeli military targets, declaring alignment with Iran and pledging continued operations until objectives are met. #Iranhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037844337065631934?s=20>28th
>>532030576cards status?refinery status?ass status?
>>532030576 they ain't American's, so no need Russian strikes hit gas infrastructure in Poltava region for a third consecutive day, Naftogaz said, targeting supply systems. A 55-year-old operator was killed in one attack, marking the second employee death this week. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037844794123145709?s=20>28th
Ukrainian Unmanned Systems Forces struck Shahed launchers at Donetsk airport and destroyed two Tor air defense systems, along with multiple EW sites, fuel and logistics depots across occupied territories on March 28. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037857340855034030?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/va6g7evlonsc6wdu.mp4>part 1 of 3
>>532030685>Ukrainian Unmanned Systems Forces struck Shahed launchers at Donetsk airport and destroyed two Tor air defense systems, along with multiple EW sites, fuel and logistics depots across occupied territories on March 28. #Ukrainevideo 2
>>532030685>Ukrainian Unmanned Systems Forces struck Shahed launchers at Donetsk airport and destroyed two Tor air defense systems, along with multiple EW sites, fuel and logistics depots across occupied territories on March 28. #Ukraine>>532030726part 3
>>532030552I doubt those homos are actually seeking out women and even if they did the women would probably easily sniff out their cocksucking ways
Ust-Luga as of this morning. Oil facilities continue to burn after repeated Ukrainian drone strikes. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037857948932653525?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/x78zqnazioyz10s4.mp4
>>532030480They had laws bended to their retarded worldview, ain't exactly an argument. But OK, since we both have pretty much immovable opinion, I propose a compromise - find a law that retard broke, for example some war law which are punishable in every country (supporting agressive war comes to mind). Then, kindly ask for extradition and let new hungarian government to send you that corrupt fuck tied like a piggie with apple in mouth. Have fun with him later ~_^
>>532030497new one?
>>532030769More footage from Ust-Luga. Large plumes of smokes are rising from ongoing fires at the oil facilities. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037863683443859626?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/kuvjv5t94mauy54v.mp4
>>532028721New "Fuck whitey" article from jewtin just droppedJewtin loves his niggers + jews and wants to flood all of Europe with them
>>532030053imho problem is that a lot of people in western justice system and the bureaucracy in general doesn’t treat these things seriously, for them it’s just another Tuesday meanwhile those are very real threats to our countries and democracy in general, same in Poland until recently, there were people accused of being Russian spies that would get released on bail or get laughably low sentences as if they were speeding on a highway, same reason why trump was not sentenced after January 6th insurrection, it didn’t even have to be corruption, just old farts in legal system being oblivious to what is happening and what’s at stake
Ukrainian forces repelled a Russian mechanized assault near Mala Tokmachka in Zaporizhzhia region, destroying a tank, BMP and vehicles advancing on 118th Brigade positions. Around 10 troops were killed and 10 wounded in the failed attack. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037872183179952301?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/6qb9jm6rihywda2p.mp4
>>532030552>Cheap whores for thee but not for meIn all seriousness it depends a lot and uniform. Girls in fucked up rural areas would be fucked by half the village by 13 years old, pretty much no one would be left without a fuck. While girls in cities would be more picky, leaving masses of young lads without a fuck. And even to the point of most of the city girls losing their virginity on average way later.But a big point is that when a guy is 13 and is super horny due to hormones he doesn't have a girl to fuck because:- some girls won't fuck outright until a few years later;- some girls dislike them specifically;- some girls have unrealistic standards of how the guy should be or should act;- many girls are already taken by guys way older than them, e.g. 15-25 y.o., yes I'm serious ("hurr-durr that 13 y.o. is still a kid, a want a real man" and all that shit);So the guys either have cope with masturbation or get lucky and find a "giver" (davalka), who'll have sex with them. Usually they are the village bicycle kind ("every had a ride"). Some would ask for some token gift of appreciation, e.g. give here a chocolate bar or a can of beer, shit like that.
Ukraine’s 65th Mechanized Brigade destroyed a Russian mechanized assault near Robotyne during a morning engagement. A total of 10 vehicles were eliminated. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037873507883700241?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/yczmesb545urtfqx.mp4>part 1
>>532030916>Ukraine’s 65th Mechanized Brigade destroyed a Russian mechanized assault near Robotyne during a morning engagement. A total of 10 vehicles were eliminated. #Ukrainepart 2
Finland will check whether US weapons procured by European NATO members for Ukraine are delivered as agreed, Defence Minister Antti Häkkänen said. He emphasized that all promised arms must reach Kyiv under existing contracts. #Finlandhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037874503737364702?s=20>28th
Ukraine confirmed the use of FP-5 Flamingo cruise missiles in a strike on the Promsintez explosives plant in Chapayevsk, causing an explosion in the production zone. The facility produces more than 30,000 tons of military-grade explosives annually, marking it as a key defense industry target. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037879226993430563?s=20>28th
>>532030783>Then, kindly ask for extradition and let new hungarian government to send you that corrupt fuck tied like a piggie with apple in mouth.This is what would happen if Tisza won the elections but right now it very much looks like Fidesz won't let them win and they will use every dirty trick to rig the election results. They already started to deny Tisza supporters from poll counter positions and instead they hired full Fidesz supporters for various districts.
Ukraine and Qatar signed a long-term defense cooperation agreement for at least 10 years, Zelensky said. The deal covers joint projects, industrial cooperation and development of technological partnerships. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037884703160627279?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/yufy6hrkqz7aheod.mp4
Ukraine and Qatar’s defense agreement focused on countering modern air threats and boosting protection capabilities, NSDC Secretary Umerov said. The deal establishes a long-term framework for joint projects, technological cooperation and investment in security solutions. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037889734458929344?s=20>28th
>>532029772Son no like summonses to the hobbitses.Dirty hobbitses with their Stingses.
>>532031029I wonder what the EU observers will say. You can bet they are specifically on the lookout for shit like this.
The Ukrainian General Staff confirmed its forces struck the Yaroslavl oil refinery overnight, triggering a fire at the facility, and hit fuel depots, ammo sites, UAV command posts and logistics targets across occupied regions and Russia. Fires also continued at Ust-Luga and Primorsk ports. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037890340519112882?s=20>28th
Zelensky responded to US accusations that he misrepresented discussions on Donbas and security guarantees, stating he had only disclosed part of the full picture. He insisted his remarks were open and accurately reflected talks with Washington. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037899239196434797?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/prb3vx1k2jqb43dx.mp4
Iran struck fuel storage tanks at Kuwait International Airport, causing a fire, with Kuwaiti army units supporting efforts to contain the blaze. The strike targeted critical aviation fuel infrastructure. #Iranhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037964759048306770?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/66dvvp7d8t8ehonw.mp4
>>532031029So it will be election fraud. Not that it was unexpected. I hope EU will send observers en masse, otherwise Orbángutan will fuck shit up for another 4 years. And a critical period, which makes it tricky. Looking at how your elections go, this is kinda South American tier politics. I wish you luck, Magyárországanon, and may you get rid of that corrupt Orbángutan.
Ukrainian deep strikes targeted Primorsk and Ust-Luga ports alongside key refineries, disrupting a chain handling up to half of Russia’s seaborne oil exports. The strikes caused bottlenecks in processing and export flows, increasing pressure on production and logistics across the system. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037965164733977013?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/jigtoy704hus4gee.mp4>part 1
>>532031268>Ukrainian deep strikes targeted Primorsk and Ust-Luga ports alongside key refineries, disrupting a chain handling up to half of Russia’s seaborne oil exports. The strikes caused bottlenecks in processing and export flows, increasing pressure on production and logistics across the system. #Ukrainepart 2
According to Russian sources, Ukrainian DRG units have been spotted in Temyrivka, Zaporizhzia region. Given the liberation of Berezove and recent AFU movement in Novomykolaivka, it is likely that Ukrainian units pushed further south/southeast. Capturing Temyrivka would cut one of the Velyka Novosilka-Huliaipole supply lines and complicate logistics for Russian forces fighting in the area. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037971201033703914?s=20>28th
Slovak PM Robert Fico said Slovakia will not support the EU’s 20th sanctions package against Russia, citing Ukraine’s blocking of the Druzhba oil pipeline. The stance risks divisions within the bloc over energy policy. #Slovakiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037971571516625225?s=20>28th
Ukraine's 37th Marine Brigade repelled the largest Russian assault this year on the Oleksandrivskyi axis, halting an attack involving significant infantry and armored forces. At least 27 troops were killed, with additional losses and multiple vehicles destroyed, including a tank. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037973744740921484?s=20>28thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/uok2dyir93swzop1.mp4
>>532029874Damn housewives with their 3D printers.(picrel 3/27 was the day the article in Atlantic was published)
>>532031110>I wonder what the EU observers will say.Fidesz didn't allow them to participate the last two times, I doubt it will be differentObservers also can't see how Fidesz enters Retirement Homes and vote for all the elderly there
The UK-supplied Rapid Ranger air defense system in Ukrainian service. The system is linked to deliveries of LMM Martlet missiles under a major procurement agreement covering up to 5,000 units. The deal also includes plans for potential localization of missile production in #Ukraine.https://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037974704254824897?s=20>28thpic 1https://litter.catbox.moe/97m7sdb12win6v40.jpgpic 2https://litter.catbox.moe/l6982lla365zibc9.jpg>>532031403 ultra expensive weaponry with known weaknesses don't win wars, adapt or die, is the message from the Housewives
>>532031444>vote for all the elderly thereI meant vote in their stead>>532031207I doubt it will be as brutal as LatAm elections but its pretty close, except for the violencesome investigative journos made a docu movie about the rigging system that Fidesz set uphttps://youtu.be/ZCwQR5HRWR8
US airstrikes targeted IRGC Navy boats in a new round of attacks, hitting maritime assets linked to Iran’s military forces. #Iranhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037975794203418931?s=20>28thvideohttps://litter.catbox.moe/awjmcdzc3ft1mfmr.mp4
>>532031403it's pretty disturbing that the CEO of (one of) the biggest arms producer in Europe is tone-deaf and retarded
USS Tripoli and its Amphibious Ready Group entered CENTCOM’s area with 3,500 Sailors and Marines, bringing aircraft, amphibious assault and tactical assets. The deployment fuels speculation the US could try to seize one or more of Iran's strategic islands to secure shipping through the strait of Hormuz. #UShttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037977026980655401?s=20>28thpic 1https://litter.catbox.moe/xomurri0ibzfv5qr.jpgpic 2https://litter.catbox.moe/djnyr75ggfgc7xrx.jpgpic 3https://litter.catbox.moe/oueqswwurakdyu59.jpg
>>532031537Thanks! I don't speak hungarian though, but I think I can imagine what you meant by that. Fugggg...Srsly, you don't deserve this.
>>532029963>proper legal procedure is a mustLike that worked with Trump?This kind of grifter has all armed up for lawfare. Romania did the right thing right in 1989. Since Orban did a "soft" coup supported by massive court packing, most of what he did was technically legal (because he basically wrote the laws humself).These voracious animals can only be put to a tribunal and then executed. Failing to do so will result in their inevitable return.Those who are unwilling or unable to understand what "laws" are cannot successfuly trialled and punished within the conventional legal system. They will not accept that it holds power over them and derail it.Just do a formal determination if they are traitors, and then off them. Romanian take on Ceausecu trial is generally "yeah we are fully aware that this is technically illegal, but not doing it like this was just too high a risk."
Explosions are reported in Bryansk, Russia. Local reports and footage indicates that a combination of missiles and drones is being used. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2037995168809336916?s=20>28thpic 1https://litter.catbox.moe/21h175gzoho31ej9.mp4pic 2https://litter.catbox.moe/ghqnbwlp1c6u8hpp.mp4pic 3https://litter.catbox.moe/737ieb74ros94yyf.mp4
>>532031630>is tone-deaf and retardedNah, just ass blasted. His company is about making expensive complex things, like tanks. When a basic bitch drone annihilates such a tank this makes his business look bad, so he has to diminish the effectiveness of drones publicly.
hi /uhg/ i have to go to work for some time can you take care of my port in the meantime? Its very important to me so just watch over it please.
Zelensky said Russia shared satellite intelligence with Iran ahead of a strike on a US air base in Saudi Arabia, citing repeated satellite imaging of the site days before the attack. He warned of growing Moscow-Tehran coordination. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038000787469615331?s=2028th
Baltic defense ministers warned of drone incursions into NATO airspace and called for stronger multi-layered air defense after recent incidents tied to Russia’s war. They urged accelerated improvements in detection and interception systems. #NATOhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038004508010168339?s=20>28th
US lawmakers from both parties slammed a Capitol meeting with a Russian delegation, warning it posed a security threat and legitimized Kremlin-linked officials. The visit triggered sharp backlash. #UShttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038005274213056957?s=20
>>532031714Somebody tell him please...
SitRep - 28/03/26 - Russian mechanized attacks and AFU advancesAn overview of the daily events in Russia's invasion of Ukraine. While Russia (re)started using mechanized columns, Ukrainian units advanced further south near Huliaipole.https://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038165027543282112?s=20
>>532031317PLEASE outflank Huliaipole from the north. that would be the funniest thing
Russian losses per 29/03/26 reported by the Ukrainian General Staff+1360 men+8 tanks+16 ACVs+65 artillery+1948 UAVshttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038166443548717492?s=20
>>532031714yes, as you can see everything is fine
Ukraine downed or suppressed 380 of 442 drones in a massive overnight attack that included a Kinzhal missile launch, officials said. Strikes hit 7 locations with debris recorded at 14 sites as defenses countered waves from multiple directions. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038166626604904851?s=20>29th
Thank you for your 133pbtid sarLast bread took 10 hours to bump out
Russia’s Ust-Luga port was struck for the third time in a week, with a new drone attack igniting another tank at the Novatek terminal overnight. Fires continued to burn across the facility, sending thick smoke that could even be seen in St. Petersburg. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038167353649754540?s=20>29thvideo 1https://litter.catbox.moe/307vfsigd0uko91e.mp4video 2https://litter.catbox.moe/dp0oufn363yp9yx5.mp4video 3https://litter.catbox.moe/elg0sfzhx6gub5mc.mp4
>>532031949>Russia’s Ust-Luga port was struck for the third time in a week, with a new drone attack igniting another tank at the Novatek terminal overnight. Fires continued to burn across the facility, sending thick smoke that could even be seen in St. Petersburg. #Russiavideo 1
>>532030343how sucking is gay
>>532031949>Russia’s Ust-Luga port was struck for the third time in a week, with a new drone attack igniting another tank at the Novatek terminal overnight. Fires continued to burn across the facility, sending thick smoke that could even be seen in St. Petersburg. #Russiavideo 2
>>532031669The video also has English subs, there are some mistakes/typos but it's decent enough to understand what's going onIn some places they give food and money to people who live in deep poverty, in other places they have info on every addict and they either give them free alcohol or give them drugs for their voteThere are also places where the local doctor threatens people to vote for Fidesz or otherwise they will make people fail the compulsory medical checks required for workPeople were aware of some parts of this system before but not to this extent
>>532031949>Russia’s Ust-Luga port was struck for the third time in a week, with a new drone attack igniting another tank at the Novatek terminal overnight. Fires continued to burn across the facility, sending thick smoke that could even be seen in St. Petersburg. #Russiavideo 3
>>532031983bruh
>>532030257Maybe they wouldn't have been so damn rapey if Putin hadn't raged so hard on nomosucking and nonreproductive/pre-marital fucking.It's not like the early 2000s were good in Ruzzia, but the brutalization of society only really took off with the 2010s chastity/incubator waifu moralfsaggotry. In 2011, Seliger Youth Camp picrel apparently still was a good opportuinty to get laid plenty. In 2013 they were already recruiting volunteers for Donbabwe and it became a Serious Event.
Satellite images from Primorsk and Ust-Luga show ongoing fires. In Primorsk, at least 6 tanks were destroyed with another 3 possibly damaged/destroyed. In Ust-Luga, four tanks were destroyed including pipeline infrastructure. Another 4 tanks might have taken damage. Overnight, another fuel tank in Ust-Luga has reportedly caught fire after new drone strikes. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038179198536184293?s=20>29thpic 1https://litter.catbox.moe/rgorgmrfywioko4x.jpgpic 2https://litter.catbox.moe/2ty5xw0dcneqkf69.jpg
>>532031983ask me how I know there's a hole in your spoon
>>532031714Well, fren, I have something I have to tell you...>>532031949>>532031977(czeched) Wait, droned would be prefferable term here :D
Iran’s IRGC threatened to strike US university campuses in the Middle East after reported attacks on Iranian universities, demanding Washington issue a condemnation or face retaliation. The warning urged people to stay away from campuses. #Iranhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038180270461841484?s=20>29th
>>532031983>how sucking is gaythe straightest russian around these parts
Ukrainian drones reportedly struck an JSC Togliattyazot (one of Russia's largest chemical fertilizer producers) site in Tolyatti, Samara region, with local authorities confirming a drone attack took place. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038181493307023749?s=20>29thpic 1https://litter.catbox.moe/5nx3qfs52bf872uo.jpgpic 2https://litter.catbox.moe/5597gln0zxxdfiij.jpgpic 3https://litter.catbox.moe/drabtkwykbjchxin.jpg
>>532032013Shit... You are basically soft autocracy.
>>532031983Бля, пoчeмy вы вce тaкиe пидopacы?
>>532031997just stop oil
Ukrainian drone forces destroyed three BM-30 Smerch or Tornado-S MLRS and a reload vehicle at a base in occupied Crimea, and burned fuel tankers in Luhansk region. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038182010250780845?s=2029thhttps://litter.catbox.moe/t9viy6821g9bprun.mp4>part 1
>>532032171yes, we areduh
>>532032283>Ukrainian drone forces destroyed three BM-30 Smerch or Tornado-S MLRS and a reload vehicle at a base in occupied Crimea, and burned fuel tankers in Luhansk region. #Ukrainepart 2
>>532031444>I wonder what the EU observers will say.>Fidesz didn't allow them to participate the last two times, I doubt it will be differentI don't think they have that choice.
Footage from Ust-Luga after Ukrainian drones again attacked oil facilities overnight. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038183326712844679?s=20>29thpic 1https://files.catbox.moe/x83dkv.jpgpic 2https://files.catbox.moe/1zv44w.jpgpic 3https://files.catbox.moe/qtvxet.jpg
kill all ziggers and zigger shills
The US lost a E-3G Sentry airborne early warning and control aircraft at an airbase in Saudi Arabia after recent Iranian strikes. #UShttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038185814421582231?s=20>29thpic 1https://files.catbox.moe/7okxtp.jpgpic 2https://files.catbox.moe/bvlf1s.jpgpic 3https://files.catbox.moe/pktnqh.jpg
The US assured Ukraine it is not redirecting weapons purchased under the PURL program to the Middle East, Foreign Minister Andrii Sybiha said. The program remains active with no current plans for diversion, according to Washington. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038206605355876865?s=20>29th
>>532031714war is far away in ukraine so the port is safe, don't worry anon
>you had doubts that russians are truly this gayWhen will you stop doubting me?
Slovak PM Robert Fico threatened to block the EU’s 20th sanctions package against Russia unless oil transit via the Druzhba pipeline is restored. He criticized the European Commission and warned Slovakia could also reconsider its stance on Ukraine’s EU accession. #Slovakiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038207194613608810?s=20>29th
Kremlin aide Yuri Ushakov said US proposals on Ukraine were “interesting” but not being implemented, urging Washington to pressure Kyiv to move forward. Moscow signaled expectations for greater US influence in talks. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038212818764230935?s=20>29th
>>532032445>it's a ukraine war, not a russia waraaaaack
>>532032472And EU should reconsider their stance on giving gibs to zigger slaves.
Ukrainian drone forces eliminated more than 900 Russian troops in 36 hours on the Donetsk axis, also striking a UAV command post. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038213327776543102?s=20>29thhttps://files.catbox.moe/ibt1oc.mp4
>>532030454>Homosexuality is super widespread in russia, it was just super-taboo in their societyAnon once worked at a housekeeping service with a Russian.It was only a half-year gig but it taught Anon 4 things: "khuya", "suka", "blyat", and to never, NEVER EVER have "a little wrestlie" with a sexually mature Russian male.Anon declined after seeing him play it with another guy who worked there. It was basically tring to grab each other's dicks, while accusing the other guy of being gay and only wanting to grab dick.It was the gayest shit Anon ever witnessed. Completely surreal, watching two 40somethings do this was a wholly new level of gayness. This was no tame lgtq-etc type stuff, it was so fucked up as to elevate gayness to an entirely new level. Oh yeah, this happened in Amsterdam, so the baseline queerness level was already massively elevated. But even so it stood out for its sheer amount of aggressively gay weaponized closetedness.
FPVs are flying freely inside Bilhorodthe mosque regime wants to exterminate all Bilhorodians
Ukrainian 3rd Assault Brigade FPV units destroyed EW systems, artillery, trucks and vehicles, and struck infantry on roads and in tree lines. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038214166066934132?s=20>29thhttps://files.catbox.moe/jmy624.mp4
>>532030783>find a law that retard brokeThis will be difficult if yo're dealing (such as here) with retards who fix the laws to match their criminality before they go breaking them in a way that actually leaves proof.So they won't have them broken at all.If the Nazis hadn't kept such a retarded paper trail about everything, the Nuremberg Trials would have dragged for years, if not decades.
Aerial footage showed Russia’s Ust-Luga port from above after repeated drone strikes, with visible damage and burn zones. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038244928401133647?s=20>29thhttps://files.catbox.moe/k5h56y.mp4
>>532032199>>532032130>>532032087>>532032022how do you think men serve in the navy in your countries?
Zelensky announced key meetings during his visit to Jordan, emphasizing security as the top priority and calling on partners to increase efforts, adding that Ukraine continues to contribute. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038245346623603141?s=20>29thhttps://files.catbox.moe/f8i5ld.mp4
>>532032785>navy>in Hungarylol, lmao even
Finnish PM Petteri Orpo said drones that crashed near Kouvola likely originated from Ukraine after crossing airspace near the Russian border. Two UAVs fell without interception, with authorities launching an investigation into the incident. #Finlandhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038245986858918158?s=20>29th
UkroShahed on its way to the Leningrad region. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038252825218596956?s=20>29thhttps://files.catbox.moe/p80623.mp4
>>532028721TZD
An Iranian missile struck an industrial facility in Neot Hovav near Be’er Sheva, igniting a fire at a factory in southern Israel. #Israelhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038257314533175744?s=20>29thvideo 1https://files.catbox.moe/5ohkyf.mp4video 2https://files.catbox.moe/kg9exp.mp4video 3https://files.catbox.moe/oye6le.mp4
Rheinmetall apologized after CEO Armin Papperger’s remarks about Ukrainian drone developers whom he called "housewives with 3D printers" triggered backlash. The company praised Ukraine’s innovation and resilience, highlighting its effective defense efforts despite limited resources. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038272316195373210?s=20>29th
>>532028721A Ukrainian tank fired direct rounds at concrete fortifications held by Russian assault units near Huliaipole, targeting a fortified strongpoint on the frontline. The strike focused on breaking defensive positions. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038279696127848733?s=20>29thhttps://files.catbox.moe/7sydoe.mp4
Everything stable in Russia. Russia’s Rostelecom chief claimed WhatsApp is “dead” and Telegram will follow in days, promoting the domestic MAX platform as rising. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038280001468936196?s=20>29th
US develops ground raid scenarios against Iran targeting coastal missile and drone sites, including plans to seize Kharg Island handling 90% of oil exports, while Tehran lowers mobilization age to 12 and expands civilian defense preparations, Washington Post writes. #Iranhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038289291973914696?s=20>29th
More footage from Ust-Luga, Russia, burning after Ukrainian drone attacks. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038290300859294130?s=20>29thhttps://files.catbox.moe/1n3iie.mp4
Sentinel L2A satellite footage from the oil terminal in Primorsk, Russia today. A total of 10 fuel tanks have burned out after four consecutive days of Ukrainian drone attacks. One more tank -but possible more- sustained damaged. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038297690136584657?s=20>29thhttps://files.catbox.moe/r3z9mm.jpg
Sentinel L2A satellite footage from Ust-Luga today show ongoing fires at the port facility. Overnight, Ukrainian drone strikes hit the gas condensate processing complex for the second time. As of now, oil exports are still halted. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038306355937734741?s=20>29thhttps://files.catbox.moe/whbx4e.jpg
>>532032807you have no lakes and rivers?
>>532033197Ust-Luga today, the facility continues to burn. It is expected that Ukraine will continue attacks on this facility to completely put it out of service. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038307365494083693?s=20https://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038307365494083693?s=20>29thhttps://files.catbox.moe/f3sz1g.mp4
Zelensky says he hopes Trump really cares about Ukraine, pausing before answering during an NBC interview, then adding the US is currently more focused on its own priorities, a position he described as understandable and openly stated by American leadership. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038308557427277868?s=20>29th
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>>532032785brother, I’m pretty sure sailors don’t have gay sex on our warships, not everyone acts like a rabid dog in heat that has to unload regardless of anything
>>532033267ust luga is getting droned 4-5 nights in a row and ziggers still cant put any AD on the trajectory
Explosions are reported in Taganrog, Russia. A combination of missile and drones is attacking Russian military targets. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038330511945236593?s=20>29thvideo 1https://files.catbox.moe/2d9q8s.mp4video 2https://files.catbox.moe/qx8x45.mp4video 3https://files.catbox.moe/coinxf.mp4video 4https://files.catbox.moe/nwr00z.mp4
>>532033330again, sucking is not gay sex> I’m pretty sure
>>532033296Zelensky knows this administration in the US is a joke and time is on his side. He can just wait out this year and the balance of power will have shifted greatly against pro-Russian voices in Washington.
>>532028801Its because he didnt look away and shit the fuck up (and accept death) Neanderthal dna. Big brains tiny soul. Simple as mein niggers
>>532033384sure thing bro
>>532033338 it takes time, plus their shit at AD>>532033378>Explosions are reported in Taganrog, Russia. A combination of missile and drones is attacking Russian military targets. #Russiavideo 1
President Zelensky met with King Abdullah II of Jordan to discuss potential security cooperation and the situation in the Middle East, emphasizing Ukraine's experience in defending against drone and missile attacks. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038331743598453157?s=20>29thUS and Israeli air forces struck a main power transmission line near Tehran, causing a blackout in parts of the city. #Iranhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038331618926973404?s=20>29th
>>532033480US allies needing Ukraine's help for basic defense as al USl defensive missile strikes are concentrated on Israel.
>>532030257>>532030240jesusis this what happens in a population when all the girls their age are taken by churkas, middle aged oligarchs and shipped abroad for epstein island?
>>532033330He's partially correct. Gay shit was historically super widespread (compared to normal people) in the navy. Something something the royal navy is held together by rum and sodomy. The joke is that San Francisco is the gay capital of the US because that's where most sailors were offloaded after WW2 lmao, and it's only partially a joke. The difference being is that yes, sailors are more prone to gay shit, but in russia gay shit is almost universal.
>>532033411 Russia helping Iran and everyone knows while this Admin denies, is helping swing opinionUkrainian drone forces struck the Kirishi oil refinery in Russia’s Leningrad region on March 26, damaging four storage tanks and destroying one. The attack also severely hits the ELOU-AVT-6 primary oil processing unit, a key component of the refinery’s crude processing operations. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038335373055586532?s=20>29thpic 1https://files.catbox.moe/82z2jv.jpgpic 2https://files.catbox.moe/9qgu9v.jpg
>>532033378Explosions in Taganrog, Russia. Ukrainian drones are attacking. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038335650760421462?s=20>29thhttps://files.catbox.moe/mxxfej.mp4
>>532030257i had a dude from russia telling me something along the same line years ago>we suck each other off thats what friends do. no homoso based - and trad!
Explosions in Tehran, reportedly aimed at air defense positions. Earlier, the IDF confirmed they started a new wave of airstrikes against IRGC targets in Tehran. #Iranhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038349584754172099?s=20>29th
SitRep - 29/03/26 - Serious damage in Ust-Luga and PrimorskAn overview of the daily events in Russia's invasion of Ukraine. In Primorsk, at least 10 fuel tanks have burned out while a strong fire after new drone attacks in Ust-Luga is ongoing.https://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038516177039712636?s=20
>>532033541Yes, those are partially the reasons. But you don't even need oligarchs, churkas and epstein for it. A big point is just how competition for girls work, especially at crucial development time of teenage years:- some girls won't fuck because they deem it's too early;- some girls won't fuck because they want a prince charming of a white stallion;- some girls won't fuck because "there's no good time and place";- the girls which will fuck are either the few and far between "davalkas" which are either fucked up that you won't like to fuck them but even if you would, good luck finding one - it's not like they advertise;- or they are taken by older guys, from 3 to 15+ years older, with the girls themselves actively choosing those older guys for a whole variety of reasons;
Russian losses per 30/03/26 reported by the Ukrainian General Staff+870 men+4 tanks+4 ACVs+48 artillery+1 MLRS+2471 UAVshttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038516930038858013?s=20>30th, yesterday's stats
Ukraine downed or suppressed 150 drones overnight after Russia launches 164 UAVs including around 90 Shahed-type drones alongside an Iskander-M ballistic missile, with confirmed strikes at 7 locations and debris recorded at 2 additional sites. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038517148562108795?s=20>30th
Pro-Russian activist Takeyuki Tanaka organized an anti-Ukraine event inside Japan’s parliament with participation from the Russian embassy, where DPR and LPR flags were displayed. Embassy envoy Kuznetsov spoke at the event, presenting Moscow’s justification for the war and its narrative of the "conflict." #Japanhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038517522652115386?s=20>30th
>>532031949>Russia’s Ust-Luga port was struck for the third time in a weekFourth time already
At night, Ukrainian drones hit a substation in Alchevsk, occupied Donetsk region. The attacks caused blackouts in the region. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038518143593640228?s=20>30thpichttps://files.catbox.moe/zshuii.jpgvideohttps://files.catbox.moe/wcnnul.mp4
>>532033916>At night, Ukrainian drones hit a substation in Alchevsk, occupied Donetsk region. The attacks caused blackouts in the region. #Ukrainevideo
>>532033829>a pro russian jap shilllmao
Ukrainian drones struck the KuibyshevAzot chemical plant in Tolyatti. The The KuibyshevAzot plant is a key producer of nitrogen fertilizers and chemical materials such as caprolactam and polyamides. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038518609450877366?s=20>30th
https://x.com/FM_Szijjarto/status/2038894389976514892Szijjártó said he dindu nuffin and the released recording is a nothingburger.
The EU discusses five contingency plans if Viktor Orbán’s party wins Hungary’s parliamentary elections, including extending qualified majority voting into foreign policy and key budget areas that currently require unanimous approval. #EUhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038534719516622856?s=20>30th
>>532033984ye https://x.com/sssirda/status/2038908084504941031
Ukrainian forces advanced on the Oleksandrivsk axis, regaining about 440km2 and liberating 9 settlements, including 2 in Zaporizhzhia and 7 in Dnipropetrovsk regions. Stabilization measures continue in 3 more settlements as Russian forces attempt to reinforce the area with reserves. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038540678091735475?s=20>30thUkrainian President Zelensky stated that the results of his visit to Middle Eastern countries are unprecedented for the region, as Ukraine has achieved important agreements there for the first time. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038540678091735475?s=20>30th
> The US asked Poland to send one of its Patriot batteries to the Middle East, but Warsaw refused, — Polish Defense Minister. KEKEK
>>532033984Hungary under Viktor Orban gave Moscow sustained access to EU discussions for years through compromised 21-03-2026 FM Peter Szijjarto, Sergey Lavrov
>>532029435>>532030173>>532029881>>532029628Unironically, if these people aren't put in prison then Europe and the potential that the EU could have offered will fall sooner or latersarkozy is in jailschröder needs to go to jailorban needs to go to jailsharto needs to go to jailBut I doubt this will happen and democratic decline will only continue at the hands of these feckless contemptible neoliberal managerial "political leaders" that run this place (at the behest of oligarchy)
Ukrainian forces struck an S-400 launcher near Hvardiiske in occupied Crimea, hit the Alchevsk metallurgical plant used in large-caliber ammunition production, and targeted a Russian military train near Novosvitlivka. Additional strikes hit UAV command posts, troop concentrations, and staging areas across multiple regions. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038541782854623414?s=20>30th
>>532031403>>532031534>>532031630What happened?Did the Rheinmetall CEO insist on dinosaur systems while discounting drone warfare using cheap disposable systems?
President Zelensky stated that negotiations have not reached a dead end and Ukraine is ready for a trilateral meeting with Russia and the US, but it is delayed due to the US focus on Iran. He noted that America proposed a meeting in the US, which Ukraine supported, but Russia declined, while Russia's proposals of Turkey or Switzerland were rejected by the US. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038546694887899641?s=20>30thSpain will donate five PAC-2 Patriot missiles to Ukraine to bolster air defenses as Kyiv struggles with shortages during continued Russian strikes and reduced external support. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038547016901353550?s=20>30th
>>532034217 pretty much, he's logic is out of date, with a bunch of people pointing out the fact that the nature of war has changedUkraine secured an agreement with Gulf states to supply naval drones, Zelensky said. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038548249666056583?s=20>30th
>>532029815the HOG marches on
>>532032326Sneed sells feed and seed, which is completely normal. Chuck, on the other hand, sells fuck and suck.
Ukraine discussed PAC-3 interceptor supplies during Middle East talks, Zelensky says, as production stays below 60 per month and most systems are directed to the region while Kyiv negotiates to secure anti-ballistic capabilities. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038548537886056644?s=20>30th
Zelensky says partners signaled Ukraine to reduce strikes on Russia’s energy sector after the global energy crisis, adding Kyiv is ready to halt attacks if Moscow stops targeting Ukrainian energy infrastructure. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038553091201442271?s=20>30th
A fire broke out at the Bashkir Soda Company plant in Sterlitamak, one of Russia’s key producers of soda and chemical reagents widely used in industrial and defense-related sectors. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038553629737578555?s=20>30thpic 1https://files.catbox.moe/rtjq13.pngpic 2https://files.catbox.moe/olgdq0.jpg
>>532030240Most likely a shitpost>>532030257Too elaborate to be a simple shitpost, wtf
Bulgarian PM Andrey Gyurov arrived in Kyiv with a full ministerial delegation including foreign affairs, defense, energy, transport, and education ministers. During the visit, officials join Ukrainian representatives in honoring fallen soldiers. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038557429965754716?s=20>30thhttps://files.catbox.moe/5dtzk8.mp4
Private air defense units in Ukraine shoot down Shahed and Zala drones under a government pilot program integrating companies into national air defense, with new units now forming across 13 additional enterprises. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038567620924883317?s=20>23hhttps://files.catbox.moe/6dqne2.mp4
>>532034455Bruh, russia is "shitpost, the nation"
Ukrainian drone forces hit a moving Tor air defense system in Luhansk region, damaging the launcher during a coordinated operation with deep strike units. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038569248851664981?s=20>23hhttps://files.catbox.moe/tcop2p.mp4
Zelensky met with Finnish President Alexander Stubb to coordinate European security and develop new formats of cooperation among leaders. Talks include US coordination and a recent drone incident on Finnish territory, with both sides aligning their assessment of the situation. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038570786517033036?s=20>23hhttps://files.catbox.moe/tcop2p.mp4
Trump says the US is holding talks with a “new and more reasonable regime” in Iran but warns that if no deal is reached and the Hormuz Strait is not reopened, Washington will strike Iranian power plants, oil infrastructure and Kharg Island. #Iranhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038587141928669204?s=20>22h
Spain closes its airspace to US aircraft involved in Iran strikes and denies access to military bases. PM Pedro Sánchez calls the attacks unlawful under international law, prompting a sharp response from Trump, who threatens to halt trade with Spain. #Iranhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038591645315219701?s=20>21hIsrael will not take part in ground combat in any potential US ground operation in Iran, according to Channel 12. #Israelhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038591811120255369?s=20>21h
>>532034562I've learned to accept the wildest shit coming from puccia but it still doesn't feel real
According to ASTRA, Ukrainian drone strikes in Ust-Luga port damaged three fuel tanks each holding 30,000 tons, along with a pier and pumping systems at Novatek terminals. The attack forces suspension of operations at one of Russia’s key Baltic export hubs. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038605585721987349?s=20>21hhttps://files.catbox.moe/5qkh72.mp4
EU says Russia is responsible after Ukrainian drones entered Finnish airspace and fell on its territory on March 29, adding there is currently no direct threat to security. #EUhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038605667775201572?s=20>21h
Ukrainian STING interceptor drone destroyed a Russian Shahed UAV in mid-air, with the engagement recorded by another STING system. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038621980451045498?s=20>19hhttps://files.catbox.moe/wwrt92.mp4Ukraine and Bulgaria have signed a 10-year security agreement that includes continued military support, joint weapons production (including drones), and Black Sea demining efforts. Bulgaria is also joining the PURL initiative. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038653813356102003?s=20>17h
Another BUK had been brokenhttps://litter.catbox.moe/a9vzdi9s04rrf9vo.mp4
Turkey says a ballistic munition launched from Iran entered its airspace and was neutralized by NATO air and missile defense systems deployed in the Eastern Mediterranean. #Turkeyhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038656818163937360?s=20>17h
Germany issued arrest warrant for a Ukrainian national accused of acting as an agent for Russian intelligence. Prosecutors said he had collected information on a Ukrainian soldier in Germany since November 2025, likely preparing further operations targeting the individual. #Germanyhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038657336932221272?s=20>17h
Ukrainian drone units struck multiple power substations in occupied Luhansk overnight, including those supplying the Alchevsk metallurgical plant. The operation also hit plant infrastructure and destroyed a Tor-M2 air defense system. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038658093656006964?s=20>17hhttps://files.catbox.moe/abjbst.mp4>part 1
>>532034934>Ukrainian drone units struck multiple power substations in occupied Luhansk overnight, including those supplying the Alchevsk metallurgical plant. The operation also hit plant infrastructure and destroyed a Tor-M2 air defense system. #Ukrainepart 2
Ukrainian forces struck a UAV production facility and the Beriev aircraft plant in Taganrog overnight, damaging drone production workshops and infrastructure tied to Tu-95 bomber and A-50 aircraft modernization, according to ASTRA. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038658353358946700?s=20>17hhttps://files.catbox.moe/b9ie1z.mp4
A Ukrainian missile strike hit the Promsintez chemical plant in Chapayevsk on March 28 with FP-5 cruise missiles. A total of 3 were launched, 1 was intercepted and 2 landed near production workshops, causing only limited damage. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038658949113594016?s=20>17hpic 1https://files.catbox.moe/b57zox.jpgpic 2https://files.catbox.moe/y3ksbn.jpg
Iran’s UN envoy Amir Saeid Iravani said Ukraine’s admission of sending hundreds of experts to the region constituted material and operational support for military aggression against Iran. #Iranhttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038670514785268021?s=20>16h
>>532034702I never have to lie when saying bad things about russia, yet people always doubt me lmao
Ukrainian forces repelled a Russian assault on the Zaporizhzhia axis on March 28, destroying two buggies and one pickup along with infantry as the attack was stopped. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038704493408272870?s=20>14hhttps://files.catbox.moe/ejpqe3.mp4
Ukraine secured security cooperation deals with Saudi Arabia, UAE and Qatar, Zelensky said, covering air defense support, joint defense production, military expertise exchange and energy cooperation including diesel supplies. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038704798652825920?s=20>14h
Ukraine’s commander-in-chief Oleksandr Syrskyi said mobilization stood at 6-7 out of 10, highlighting the growing need for trained and motivated troops. He noted that frontline priorities had shifted from ammunition and missiles to personnel readiness and discipline. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038705397859512767?s=20>14hhttps://files.catbox.moe/emnxz5.mp4
wow
High-res satellite footage from Primorsk, Russia. At least 9 fuel tanks have been destroyed with damage to 3-4 fuel tanks nearby high likely. One tank is still burning. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038707143755379149?s=20>14hhttps://files.catbox.moe/xw42og.jpg
Ukrainian drone strike hit the Yaroslavl refinery overnight March 28, destroying two fuel tanks, while several additional impacts were reported but remained undetected on satellite imagery. #Russiahttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038713236564930675?s=20>14hhttps://files.catbox.moe/abkb23.jpg
>>532034142>JailAnon, just kill them.
Roughly 200 Ukrainian drones are heading for the Leningrad region, possibly Ust-Luga and Primorsk. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038727574277247362?s=20>13h
Russian forces fitted Shahed drones with mock R-60 air-to-air missile decoys to distract Ukrainian aviation and mobile air defense groups, and to waste valuable air defense resources. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038730269486703077?s=20>13h
Zelensky said Benjamin Netanyahu balanced between Russia and Ukraine despite Russia’s support for Iran, noting Israel’s leader made decisions based on national interests. He added Kyiv had signaled readiness for dialogue, highlighting mutual capabilities both sides could offer. #Ukrainehttps://x.com/NOELreports/status/2038739875201998898?s=20>12hhttps://files.catbox.moe/r5e9du.mp4
>>532034142schröder unironically fucked up germany beyond repair - merkel did the finishing blow
>>532031983now I know this is a genuine vatnik poster
A large-scale fire following an explosion. Nizhnekamsk, TatarstanExplosions getting closer to Alabuga
mysterious explosion in Bottomcumsk, tatarstan
uh oh
>>532035744>beyond repair Fuck off doomer. Neck yourself coward
>>532035816kekbadabooom
Commence WW3. There's no need for a world with Russia in it.
this is just a work safety drillI repeat
>>532035891Too moderate desu, we need a nuclear holocaust at the very least
>>532033771or they could do what normal teenage boys do. Get a pic/video of a hot chick and jack off. Its super piss easy to find those these days unlike ye olden days Post nut clarity is post nut clarity no matter how you achieve it. I would never stick my cock in some other dude no matter how horny I am, especially their hairy and shitty asshole wtf
>>532035862unironically mad mudshitkys negroid. UK is much worse than germany even and you can't do shit to stop the decline - fucking fag
>>532032951well rheinmetall can prove their apology by partnering with ukraine to produce drones on a industrial scale in organized factories
>>532035995Cry more nigger Your demoralising has no effect paki cunt
TZD
>>532032951even after four years the hallmark krautish reality disconnect hasn't changed for the betterwish I knew what has to be done for this culture to produce less snitches and fags
>>532035958Yes, but...You have to realize that society and media promotes sex and thus those boys aren't only horny for the orgasm side of things but they actually want to fuck. First and foremost, like most virgins, they place sex on a pedestal as if it's something out of this world. Because they don't know better. Add to this how kids lie to each other: a few retards will lie how they've totally already had sex, the others aren't smart enough to realize that it's fake and thus even if they themselves also lie about having sex they'll be eaten from inside with complexes and lack of self-worth because "others are having sex, but am I not" and all that. So it's a pretty volatile situation itself, but then you start adding other crap: living in commieblocks without any privacy, not having cars (unlike in the US) and so on, which make everything even worse. And then you add "Chemical X" - the long-standing history of buttsex due to prison and army. At that point it's GG.
air defence???
>The U.S. has asked Poland to send one of its Patriot missile batteries to the Middle East, but Warsaw says no.>Defense Minister Kosiniak-Kamysz:>“Our Patriot batteries are used to protect Polish skies and NATO’s eastern flank. We have no plans to relocate them anywhere.”lolmao mutttards
they finally remembered to sound the alarm
>>532036286maybe they are.. on a smoke break
>>532036286furiously masturbating
>>532036406that's prolly an euphemism for smoking cock, therealso, this is pretty close to alabuga
>>532036335>Sir, we asked our european allies in germany, spain and sweden if they can send us their patriots>You forgot poland
UKRAINIAN WARFARE IS OUTUKRAINIAN WARFARE IS OUTUKRAINIAN WARFARE IS OUTEHEHEHEHEH
>>532036335You laugh now, but you won't be when our troops storm your parliaments and put you under martial law. For some reason you lapdogs have forgotten who's in fucking charge.
>>532036481>You forgot polandaw, shucks, he remembered!
I accidentally picked a photo of dubya with an ukraine flag on his lapel, too
>>532036645>we are in charge>we need to storm youintredasting
>>532036462>this is pretty close to alabugaconcerning
>russians manage to mostly control the Laukaansuu fires on Sunday>Wind direction turns west-northwest on Monday>Wind direction turns back east>Ukraine hits them againKino
>>532034702wait, water as in usage water?I will apply some degree of skepticism and claim "this water is used to manually flush toilets after a failure to maintain the local water infrastructure" if it's delivered in the tank of a sewage truck>>532035242truly societies with more cycling infrastructure are simply more beautifullardasses get out of your cages>>532035334by whom?with what kind of long term strategic implications?the problem is that these things are far more infernal than individually abhorrent people like schröder or orbanthese are systems of power and they are hundreds, even thousands of people deep so killing even many dozens will only ensure that more follow and that the system will calcify and self-reinforce - usually against that which was originally intended>>532035744he did a lot of damagethis must be seen as part of the capital class thoughthey have no allegiance and no loyalty to any countrythis is why america - as the worlds financial hub - is so far ahead in regards to capital rot destroying society and civilization there and why UK is the runner-upi would agree to your first repliers sentiment if not in rhetoric then in contentif you pre-concede hopelessness and immutability you are not being rational but actively sabotaging your own ability to understand and interact with the worldeverybody wants to rule the world but it's invariably next to impossible and there is no perfect system especially not this system now which isn't only malignant but also has its own benevolent and disadvantageous properties and crucially in some regards functions more like a self-perpetuating thing rather than any sort of sapient entity and concomitant personification to which you attribute this "oh he fucked germany up beyond repair" sure, the people need to be punished but emphasis needs to be put on how this can be done systematically both from within and without the confines of current formal realities
imagine the absolute seething of blumpf
>>532036645send Barron
>>532036938hahaha
>>532036938oh no no no
>>532036055I think the anon you are talking to might just genuinely feel hopeless about the situationThis isn't a reaction beyond understanding and I think in this case it most certainly isn't in bad faith eitherYour response to it by framing his reaction as some kind of foreign malignant tumor is as if not more substantial in contributing towards the worsening of the problems of unaccountable, out-of-touch politics that do not serve society and the people and their further entrenchment and lack of being addressed as an actual foreign malignant tumorI don't mean this as an insult, I mean this genuinelyThis political philosopher and analyst has laid it out better than I ever could, I highly recommend you watch his essay:https://youtu.be/pdS-lwb58KU?t=522I put a timestamp for you if you don't want to watch from the beginning but I advise you do if you can spare these minutes
>>532036938the USA will declare war on Ukraine, now
bake so I can shitpost
Called itC U C K A R O O O O O O O O O O O
>>532037142Ukraine would win.
>>532037167fuck off, i will bake once again
>>532037142és o mesmo tuga do outro dia? sabias que dei toda a ethereum que tinha ao batalhão sparta?na volta alguns dos tugas na ukranda morreram por minha causa :) ooops :)já é a segunda vez que escrevo isto, da outra vez não respondeste :)
>>532032951typical krautniggerthey see everything east of berlin as the colonies they didn't have the brains to get
NEW THREAD>>532037412>>532037412>>532037412
>>532037142Ukraine has naval supremacy on Black Sea, they can declare all the war they want, they cant reach them.
>>532037345>sabias que dei toda a ethereum que tinha ao batalhão sparta?baseadíssimomil perdões, mas não reparei em tal posta
>>532028732
>>532036666this fuck was evil too but at least he was competent
>>532036938KEKThe sneeding world wide will be legendary if he wins
>>532030445decoy for what?This is r-60 aamissile.An interceptor drone.
>>532033886Fukken saved!!!
>>532032013What good people.Free money, food , drugs. Awesome!
>>532036283and teenage boys in other countries don't lie about their totally real conquests? as for the commie block thing vatnikstan is not the only place that was shitted up with these cockroach colonies. Nobody has heard of faggotry here. First time I even heard about genuine homos was in the military where two vatnik colonizers from the previous draft were caught bumming by a battalion officer. The incident became so famous it lingered on for years post service as a running joke Zigger faggotry is unique among the ex vatnik union block
>>532039402In other countries there's no "chemical x"
