Previous>>532049883Timeline:▶ Day 32*>Iran denies that it attacked Turkey, calls it "false-flag operation">US strikes artillery ammunition depots in Isfahan>WTI $106>Brent Crude $119>Trump TACO's again, says he is "willing to end the U.S military campaign even if the strait of Hormuz stays closed">Iran has struck American university in Sulaymaniyah, Iraq.>Spain closes airspace to US aircraft involved in Iran war>3 more dead IDF soldiers in Lebanon>PATRIOT systems fail yet again and an Iranian missile hits central Israel▶KinoNEW:https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://x.com/RoaaWarStudies/status/2037578330954719508▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.comPrevious>>532049883▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
>>532055789>>532055176> She works with the BBC, the British Foreign Office, and Politico.S on the coal burning roastie
How are you preparing for the inevitable collapse of the American Empire?
Good morningI fucking hate India and literally every fucking world problem could be solved by pajeet genocide . Reminder that this whole shitshow is nothing. Pajeets are the ultimate end boss. pajeets are a metastatic tumor on this planet and must eventually be dealt with with the same voracity and determination of epic fury
>>532055831Wouldn't that mean you'd starve to death Coco
lads are we actually going to see brent at 120 this week
>>532055823>More balls than all /pol/ posters combined. No clue who she is BTW.
>>532055789When was the last confirmed Iranian launch?
>>532055789strait status?
Total Hezboll-ACK Death status? Achieved.
BREAKINGIran declares WAR on Techniggers and AI jeets
>>532055789Can we get a non-shill thread? Way too many shareblue shills making threads.
>>532055896Below 200 is just business as usual
>>532055842Even now this very second. Millions of pajeets gather around their trash heaps and dung piles and figuring out how to scam themselves into first world countries. For the pajeet all he knows he is Scams, rape and poo
>>532055823>She works with the BBCNeed video proof asap
>>532055842Kek
>stock market pumping like crazyThink someone somewhere is capitulating here
What is preventing US from using discombombulator?
>>532055920SAVE US FROM THE TOTALITARIAN KIKE-FAG AI DYSTOPIA IRAN
>>532055913Hezbollah got RECKED hard wow
>>532055789I just want to be able to by HDDs again. If tanking the US's hegemony was all it took, then it's worth it.
>>532055954Iran declaring war on AI is bullish or something
>>532056001Discombombulator is a Blue color card they when Red/Black this war.
>>532056001It ran out of batteries in Venezuela.
>>532056001The fact that it was a fake and gay cover story for them buying off the Venezuelans
>>532056001Lindsey Graham has currently got it locked down in his hotel room and is refusing to let anyone else use it
>>532056001it's a DEW and only has a range of 30 feet in a fan shape and requires a massive power sourcewas helicopter mounted in venezualawon't do shit in these circumstances
>>532055954Market recognizes that Iran is toast and uncertainty is lifting regarding the economy.
>>532056134>gets shahed'dgo get more sleep you won't have a job by Passover
>>532055789>>532055796it looks different to me. the 'new' is smaller, the 110 longer, less angular. hopefully Iran clears the mystery, or my mistake, up soon.
if you deport your army force wont you have low morale amongst troops?
>>532053718>el basado est chiuso>but-ah not-ah reeely!who writes this shit
Tomorrow Trump will announce it was all just a harmless April's Fool prank.
>>532056128its fake retard
Why doesn't everyone just paint the oil tankers purple and sneak through the strait?
>>532056001no need when we're already using the gonculator
>>532056194
>>532056124He has to discombombulate underage male prostitutes.
Give me 1 (one) serious reason to root for the US instead of rooting for the Chineseofc rooting for Poland, then Europe goes without saying, but beyond that
>>532056236nooo, that's not how it works, you make the prank on april 1 and then everyone laughs on april 2
188th armoured brigade are going to Lebanon
>>532056211LMAO
>>532056071
>>532056314>Europe
>>532056314None. Shaking off the Ameritard spell is our only hope to survive.The US is the exact opposite of what you're told it is.
|Visu𝗮l confirm𝗮tions of drones shot down by Ir𝗮n from Febru𝗮ry 𝟮𝟴 to M𝗮rch 𝟯𝟭, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲32 independently verified visual confirmationsIsrael : 19 USA : 12Unknown : 1Hermes 900 : 9Heron/Eitan : 8MQ-9 Reaper : 12Orbiter 4 : 1RQ-21A : 1Captured intact : Hermes 900 n°923Per US officials cited by Bloomberg (Mar. 19), 9 MQ-9 Reapers were shot down by Iran out of 12 total lost in the conflict. The IRGC claims approximately 20 MQ-9s destroyed — figure not independently confirmed. The 32 entries in this thread represent the visual confirmations I was able to document to date.https://x.com/meh2use/status/2038991699599339674
cheeto in chief is asleep at the wheel
Why is CENTCOPE so wary of admitting visually confirmed losses? The world knows they are lying; the Chinese still give out satellite imagery, unlike America, which has a 2-week delay imposed. Who is their target audience for this propaganda?
>>532056370not following you, is this a seethe?you did act like an animal towards the Chinese, so I'm assuming it's a seethe>>532056408>None. Shaking off the Ameritard spell is our only hope to survive.absolutely>exact opposite of what you're told it isof course, I'm just curious how people will argue
>>532056465>Why is CENTCOPE so wary of admitting visually confirmed losses?Because Fox boomers watch and believe press releases, so they can keep tricking them
>>532056314I tried for ten minutes but can't come up with a reason. Outside veryabstract terms. The US winning means another refugee wave beyond the last onesand then another and another. Israel eyeing turkey already.
>>532056001No need...the goybeam is more powerful
>>532056459iran is basically over, he's moving onto more interesting things
>>532056459Can't even afford to hire a decent architect. GRIM.
>>532056211If this gets hot the fragging rates are going to make late Vietnam look like a fucking joke. Remember, fragging is a victimless crime and you are almost never prosecuted for it.
>>532056465They seem to think that public non-support of this war is entirely predicated upon the US's ability to win the war. They are basically tone-deaf retards.
>>532055908We are way too cucked to do this too sadly
The most advanced electronic warfare jet is heading to the Middle East. Expect zero electronics use in the region soon.
why cant Trump tell Niggeryahu that he's fired
>NOW - Hegseth on Iran War timeline: "He [Trump] said four to six weeks, six to eight weeks, three weeks. It could be any particular number, but we would never reveal precisely what it is."
>>532055920Magnificent 7 bros, your response?
>>532056465Delay, deflect, duck. Best way for ass covering. Them getting into debunking stuff is a mistake as it imposes the implied duty to acknowledge the real things.This error is on their strategy.
>>532056131the market is gay and fake
>>532056459>2005-tier renders>peak burgeois aestheticTrump truly is a calamity upon humanity.
>>532056647There it is then.The admission this is a forever war.
>>532056609i think you're gonna have to buddy>>532056628blackmail from epstein files wheres eating and raping little kids remember?
so what happened to all the hype about the US military using lasers to melt drones
>Politico journalist kidnappedOh nooooo what will we do without the roastie from Politico!?!?
>BREAKING NEW Iranian President Pezeshkian says Iran ready to end war but demands guarantees
>>532056613pahlavi plane
>>532056001combobulate
>>532056613So is this confirmation that EC-130H Compass Call planes were lost at Prince Sultan, as was rumored, hence they're sending replacements?
>>532056754don't say his name, israel will kill him
>>532056727!!! ???
>>532055789OY VEYMUH HAIFA
>>532056536>>532056314Destruction of NATO opens up the way for Greater Israel by antagonizing Turkey.And as much as I hate Erdogan I hate Netanyahu even more.
>>532056749aynata status sephardifag?
>>532055789Did a jeet wipe his ass with your flag? Why is it brown?
>>532056536>Outside very abstract termsright, I imagine you could argue than in the short term, specifically in Iran, maybe it's best for us for Iranians to fold, but of course the question goes beyond this one roundChinese are barely present in this conflict anyway (they win by just building and not being retarded, plus other minor reasons)>Israel eyeing turkey alreadywould be a disaster, plus T*rks are decent people (I know, I know, but still), would hate misery coming their way
>>532056207I think you are rightIve seen a lot of military "experts" hype up this drone, i hope we get to see it in action soon
>>532056628You can't fire a dead man, anon.
>>532056727>beam dispersal relative to 1/r^2>compounded by atmospheric diffraction proportional to r >compounded by atmospheric degradation proportional to rIt's a replacement for C-RAM, not Patriots.
>>532056754Source???
>>532056754spider mohammed delivers
>>532056838What happened there
>>532055789ty chocolate bar baker
>NewAmerican journalist Shelly Kittleson has been kidnapped by unknown armed men in Baghdad, Iraq.
With Trump now telling the world it is up to them to get oil through Hormuz, why don't they just take Iran up on its offer and buy the oil using RMB instead of USD? Iran said as long as they pay in Yuan countries can have all the oil they want.
>>532056749>>532056842>>532056868
>>532056647>we don't know how long it'll takekek
Iran’s parliament has approved a bill to impose fees on the Hormuz Strait, Fars reportshttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2026-03-29/iran-latest
>>532056817He's been doing public appearances constantly since the start of the war, with a sad look on his face because he realizes even the Israelis see him as unworthy of martyrdom.
>>532056754IRAN CAPITULATES>IRAN CAPITULATESIRAN CAPITULATES>IRAN CAPITULATESIRAN CAPITULATES>IRAN CAPITULATESIRAN CAPITULATES>IRAN CAPITULATES
>>532056876>aynataIDF cant take that border town kek
>>532056868Bossbot ycharts (1m ago): Iran’s President Pezeshkian says Iran is prepared to end the war with the U.S., pending guarantees. shuklarewa9082 (1m ago): Pezeshkian signals Iran is open to ending the conflict with guarantees. byul_finance (2m ago): Iran's President Pezeshkian signals readiness to end war contingent on guarantees eugeniodeveze (2m ago): IRAN'S PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN STATES THEY ARE PREPARED TO END THE WAR IF THEY RECEIVE GUARANTEES>fuze_news98511 (2m ago): Iran's President Pezeshkian says Iran is ready to end the war with the US but wants guarantees.>HammerstoneMar3 (3m ago): Iran’s president says decision to end war ‘must guarantee people’s security, interests’> FactSourceNow (3m ago): Iran's President Pezeshkian: 'We're ready to end war, but want guarantees.'>fahadmutadawul (3m ago): الرئيس الإيراني مسعود بزشكيان: نحن مستعدون لإنهاء الحرب، لكن بشرط الحصول على ضمانات حقيقية بعدم تكرار أي عدوان مستقبلاً.>satcitizen1 (4m ago): IRAN'S PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN we are prepared to end the war.>Investingcom (5m ago): IRAN'S PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN STATES THEY ARE PREPARED TO END THE WAR IF THEY RECEIVE GUARANTEES>BRICSinfo (5m ago): Iranian President Pezeshkian says Iran is ready to end the war but demands guarantees.>MarioNawfal (10m ago): Iran's President Pezeshkian: 'We're ready to end war, but want guarantees.'
>>532056817somebody must stay alive to negotiate with
What happened?
>>532056954So... what they've been saying since the war started?
>>532056842Same reason why you have a butthole on your flag kike
>>532056954Didn't they already express this?
>>532056890No, really look at it. Thats not the Qatari flag
>>532056754US guarantees aren't worth shit, they're perfidious and tenacious
where does the Pezeshkian news come from?
BREAKING: WE GOT OUR ASS KICKED BY A COUNTRY AT WAR>BE COSTA RICA >BE A CRINGE FEST OF A SHITHOLE>TRY TO SIDE WITH THE US, BECOME A US COLONY>WANT TO RENOUNCE SOVEREIGNTY AND INSTALL US MILITARY BASES LIKE GOOD LITTLE KEKS>SIGN TRADE AGREEMENTS WITH ISRAEL>COMPLETELY SUCK ZIONIST DICK>...>CAN'T EVEN WIN AGAINST A COUNTRY AT WAR, IN A FOOTBALL MATCHLMAO. I hope Costa Rica gets destroyed for being such shameless lapdogs, every retard brown in this shithole is seething now
>>532056988They lost and even the retarded Boomer skulls got the messageI hope Iran doesn't stop and just keeps killing Pissrael and Mutts in the region
>>532055954something certainly happened that we haven’t heard about yet
>>532056754The President has no power BTW. Literally just a figure head.
>>532056824I honestly think the Turks would stomp Israel, they’d have no chance
>>532056988his jewish masters are scared
>>532057043a bot that can at least attribute>>532056954
>>532057064Iran is actually pretty top notch at eurofaggotball
>BREAKING: >Increased vessel traffic is moving through the Strait of Hormuz today.>Iran has begun selectively allowing ships from countries it has agreements with to pass through and is charging hefty tariffs
>>532057027>jews getting their asses kicked so hard they have to resort to petty ad hominemsgrim as fuck
>>532056647They don't know because Bibi's calling the shots.
>>532056754Pezeshkian the cuckold strikes again. And I'm surprised the IRGC hasn't muzzled him already. Now trump will use this to manipulate the markets even further
>>532057032obvious, there is no country able to deter themany gurantee they give will be a lie, any reassurance fake
BREAKING:>PEZESHKIAN: "IRAN ADMITS DEFEAT BUT WANTS GUARANTEES BEFORE SURRENDER">PEZESHKIAN: "IRAN ADMITS DEFEAT BUT WANTS GUARANTEES BEFORE SURRENDER">PEZESHKIAN: "IRAN ADMITS DEFEAT BUT WANTS GUARANTEES BEFORE SURRENDER"
>>532056954>>532057043>>532057108paraphrased.It's literally nothing, he's repeated the same stance"We have the necessary will to end the war by complying with its requirements, particularly guarantees to prevent a recurrence of aggression," Pezeshkian said during a phone call with European Council President António Costa."Europe must align its policies with international law instead of pursuing a destructive approach toward Iran," he stressed.Pezeshkian criticized biased European positions toward Iran, stating that "the situation in the Strait of Hormuz is a result of American-Zionist hostile actions against Iran.""Iran was attacked twice during negotiations, proving that America does not believe in diplomacy," Pezeshkian highlighted.
>>532056754wy hasnt the IRGC hanged this liberal reformist cuck yet
>>532056824>Destruction of NATO opens up the way for Greater Israel that is an interesting point, but I'm not convincedIsrael/US at a stage where they consider direct attack against Turkey would anyway not be deterred by NATO, they'd stage a falling out that preserves NATO (tool for dominating Europe) otherwise, it's a stupid high price to pay for no reason otherwiseas a second order effect, and as purely kikish goal, I guess
>>532057125>tariffs
>>532056536>tried for ten minutes >posted two minutes thirty seconds after the question was posed
At this point, are we randomly flailing around?
>>532056988all those us soldiers died for absolutely nothing and instead now mfs gotta pay a toll that didnt exist before the wartruly the art of the deal
>>BREAKING:>>PEZESHKIAN: "IRAN ADMITS DEFEAT BUT WANTS GUARANTEES BEFORE SURRENDER">>PEZESHKIAN: "IRAN ADMITS DEFEAT BUT WANTS GUARANTEES BEFORE SURRENDER">>PEZESHKIAN: "IRAN ADMITS DEFEAT BUT WANTS GUARANTEES BEFORE SURRENDER"
>>532056942>>532057189desperate nigga
>>532057081Alone for sure. But when is Israel ever fighting their own battles?US has been moving bases from Turkey to Greece for decades now. I wont be surprised if it happened.
>>532057125>is charging hefty tariffsTankers carry hundreds of millions in oil.A 2 million dollar toll is a 1% tariff.It's purely symbolic.Well it's also for precedent setting purposes. Because now if someone tries to go to the ICJ about it their lawyers can just say "Well why did you pay the tolls then?"
>>532057191i agree.was just providing the source. Will return to lurkmode
>>532056942>>532057189I dont think anyone is retarded enough to pay attention to this glowie but if so, read:>>532057191
>>532057129Did this bot break?>>532056999At least it has the correct colors
>>532057191they are going to murder him
>>532057245hang this diaspora bitch already and shut him up goddamn
>>532056134I can't think of anything easier to strike with a drone. infinite targets
>>532057242>pay a tollThey don't call him the AyaTOLLah for nothing
Is there any possibility that Israel gets fucked up in a major way by this?
>>532056888Isn't this permission for Europe and Asia to drop the Dollar and go buy oil in Yuan? It sounds like Honorius telling Britain to "look to their own defense". Go get your fuel however you can.
>>532057330Heh, very nice
>>532057245lollmao, even
holy shit rockets and drones from lebanon are going fucking mental at the momentwave after wave, loads of interceptors used uploads of flashes and boomshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VehGieRi72w
>>532057227Trump thought this would last a few days, he's already bored and wants to start the Cuba shitshow already
>>532055920Damm that will fold the stock market in an instant
>>532057286He's literally saying he's willing to capitulate if he can get a guarantee he won't get merkd 5 minutes later lmao
>>532055789>”leave it closed”>”make them open it”>*sinks down*>*gluburburble*
so deals are being made and we didn't even get to see zog bots in actionvery disappointing and gay
>>532057291why are you so childish anon?is this a way to damage control and draw attention from your catastrophic failure in the Lebanon?
>>532057333Yes, they can still get nuked. But they need to be stupid enough to nuke Iran first.
>"We have the necessary will to end the war by complying with its requirements, particularly guarantees to prevent a recurrence of aggression," Pezeshkian said during a phone call with European Council President António Costa.>"Europe must align its policies with international law instead of pursuing a destructive approach toward Iran," he stressed.>Pezeshkian criticized biased European positions toward Iran, stating that "the situation in the Strait of Hormuz is a result of American-Zionist hostile actions against Iran.">"Iran was attacked twice during negotiations, proving that America does not believe in diplomacy," Pezeshkian highlighted.
NPR reports that two E-3 Sentry AWACS aircraft were damaged in the Iranian attack on Saudi Arabia.So far, we have seen photos of one, and that one is completely destroyed.
>>532057357You've got it exactly, Orange Dotard is effectively surrendering the USD as a world reserve currency.
>>532055842lol, copypasta every 7h or so?
>>532055879everyone will suffer when it happens, doesn't mean it won't (^:
>>532057410>in the LebanonAre you having a melty? Maybe you need to sleep your English became incoherent.
goddamn maybe those fellas in /biz/ can clue me in... i wanna learn investing too for a side hustlejust 1 job isnt enough in this economy for rent, utilities and having decent savings..
>>532057370CURRENT TARGET IS OUTSIDE OF THE CAM RANGES AAAA YOU PROMISED ME LIVE KINO
>>532057403Nothing Ever Happens
>>532057488THANKS TO PRESIDENT TRUMP, THE SUN WILL RISE AGAIN IN THE SKY ONCE MORE IN THE MORNING
>NewIsrael will halt all defense procurement from France — Jerusalem Post
>>532057189PROOF???
>>532057125>it has agreements with to pass through and is charging hefty tariffskek they're taken a note from TACO's play book.
>>532057515Ah i get it your uppity because the invasion isn't going very wellkek
Even more alerts
>>532056459Have you seen his Trump Tower plans? total Kim wannebe>photo source is Trump Organization
>>532055842>leaving sri lankado not
>>532057594look at the SP500
>>532057555it refers to suspending the jones act I think which core america protectionism
>>532057458>Orange Dotard is effectively surrendering the USD as a world reserve currency.Damn ZOG is really dying isn't it?
>>532057548you can see them on cams 9 and 5 mainlyjust seen a big flash on 9
>>532057531should be easy.
IDF getting rocked as we speak
>>532057615Hezbollah niggas getting a helping hand
>>532057555All glory be to President Trump, the son of heaven, who's bountiful smile brings prosperity to the land.
>>532057655Yeah just saw some on Camera 10 as well.
>>532057203I don't know but I don't think he's going to have a good fate after this war. It's one thing to sue for peace. It's another to appear like a little bitch, surrender, betray your country and beg for "guarantees" from an enemy that killed your religious leader and has been plotting your demise for 3 generations and counting. Pezeshkian will go down in history as a complete cuckold
>>532057631How fantastically gauche.
>>532057604Seems to be going fine to me
>>532057615is this from telegram or a website
BREAKING: American journalist Shelly Kittleson has been kidnapped by unknown armed men in Baghdad, Iraq. Footage shows the moment she was abducted.
>>532055789>Donald Harkonnengreat
>>532057691Must be the most activity from them so far. Even more drone alerts.
>>532057725https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/It's in the OPIsraeli warning service
Not much kike shilling here anymore. Must be too depressing for them to boast about meme strikes when they're getting to breathe ammonia and estrogen
>>532057511https://files.catbox.moe/qyl0zx.mp4
>>532057740Uh PMF bros whats going on
>>532057649Hopefully bro..at the very least this is a crippling blow to them.
>>532057722whatever helps you cope at night
>>532057440>So far, we have seen photos of one, and that one is completely destroyed.maybe the other one is even more destroyed
>>532057722>”with neighbors like these, who needs enemies”
How's the situation in southern Lebanon? Barely see any reporting on it. Is it still a stalemate with no side getting anywhere?
>>532057702HIS SKIN IS ORANGE JUST LIKE THE SUN WHOM IS HIS FATHER. I AM SO THANKFUL FOR HIS MERCY!
>>532057740>American journalist Shelly Kittleson has been kidnapped by unknown armed men in BaghdadDo you think he sodomized her already?
>>532057435So it's literally nothing
>>532057819shart of the deal
>>532057767>WAAAAHHH MY HECKIN SAFESPACEINO HUBGOXINO!11!!Fuck off back to tranniyt, cuck
Bibi Is dead
>>532057740That's one of the nicest abductions I've seen.
>>532057806>this is a crippling blow to them.Combine this with the Great Noticing and the incoming global depression...I think this is the beginning of the end for ZOG.
>>532057841The IDF is stuck in a stalemate. Several Merkava's have been destroyed already.
>>532057861CAN YOU NOT TALK ABOUT ANAL FOR 5 MINUTES?
>>532057841Israel has several breach points along the border but they're basically just sitting there getting acked. And shelling downfield apparently has them cut off from supplies.
>>532057767There's still a couple but it's low energy af
>>532057861no, thats your ways.
>>532057890kek
>>532057891How bad is the air in your ammonia breathing station right now lol
>>532057649>Damn ZOG is really dying isn't it?if so, sounds like Trump turned out to be the hero we needed after all. Playing 50D chess the whole time.
>>532057531You realize this fucking retard managed to lose money on this insider trade right
Trump earlier today
>>532057722BULLDOZE ALL OF LEBANONFORCE THEM OUT FOREVER
>>532057989Sleepy Do
>>532057824A cope would be acting like killing 4 soldiers is a divine victory>>532057830>neighbors We're enemies retard.
>>532057927I'm just saying, it's interesting to know whether the thought of sodomy went through his mind.
>>532057895lol stop doing this, I keep getting my hopes up
>>532055954one more tweet will fix the market surely
>>532057989that hair is looking very thin
>New VideoIsraeli media: Missiles fall in 5 points in Haifa and Western Galilee. Reports of rockets falling in the areas of Safed, Carmiel and Kiryat in northern occupied Palestine.
>>532057081>>532057257Even with the US-Israel alliance, we would stomp the kikes. They couldn't do shit against Iran, they would fare worse with us. We have a higher tech defense industry compared to Iran, more well educated commanders, an army hungry for war, and our straits are even smaller than theirs (Just try another Gallipoli we dare you lmao)>>532056824destruction of nato would open up the way for bigger players (china and russia) and bigger problems, before israel lol but yeah that too>>532057381it's literally the same stance, (us broke off negotiations, if they want to talk new ones they need to bring permanent guarantees) nothing new. you're literally trolling glowie fuck off
>>532057952Not that anon but can we get some context about that post?
Holy fuck even moreThis is nonstop
its a duck, they used this to get out of a short or something likelynow that trump doesn't work they use lindsay graham and pezeshkian to rig the market likely
>>532057979Greatest President of all time. MY President. It would have been nice for a Good America to have a Good President, but the surest and swiftest cure there is for a Bad America is a Bad President.
>should we learn anything from this Spanish Civil War equivalent we're running in Eastern Europe? >PFFT FUCK NO KYS ZELLY>wtf where did all our radars go>wtf how are they hitting our strategic air assetsSimply the most mindblowlingly retarded war. The sheer hubris.
>>532057979Trump is a senile jewish boomer. Stop falling for this bullshit that he's some tactical strategist.
>>532057763oh thanks im retarded
>>532057796>Uh PMF bros whats going onIt's an obvious Israeli false flag
>>532058027wow that got me a (you)?
>>532057722Damn bro. Please tell me this was a shiite village. This totally looks like CoD!
>>532058073jews being jews.
Ok what did trump tweet
>>532058079hezzbollah is just firing randomly aren't they?
>>532058102Learned nothing just supreme hubris
>>532058062>lookner not liveehhhh fake
>>532057986cant escape the justice of god... lmfaooo
>>532058164>hezzbollah is just firing randomly aren't they?>Thinking Arabs have common sense.kek, come on Germanbro you are smarter than that.
>>532058164ProbablyMore
>>532055789>we are fighting for our homes, yo!
>>532056838We’re a month into this blitzkrieg and they still haven’t taken that border town? Their army is straight trash. Imagine if the Nazis in 1939 had the UK backing them, and after a month in Poland they’d only pushed forward like 10 km.
>>532058153they got lindsay graham to call for an end then reheated old news about pezeshkian to get out of a short position probablyanother round as the kuwait tanker hit had oil skyrocket
>>532058128This situation might finally force the media to cover the fact that IRAQ is lost and basically an ally of Iran at this point
look at the rat run away>>532058130he's really pissed off today because of lebanon
>>532057558>no linkyou, anon, are most certainly gay
>>532058079>>532058222this is kino
>>532058150>in the jewish state by jewish law only a jewish woman can be raped assault of a non jew is a lesser crimepretty sure that's bullshit
Dear Americans, what are you planning to do with all the free Iranussy? Can you somehow ship them to me? Serious question
>>532057043>>532057189KEK.SANDNIGGER COPE STATUS SISSIES?
>>532057989'Life, Liberty & Levin' ran late last night.
>>532058288>what are you planning to do with all the free Iranussy?sodomy
>>532058270Fuck off to the jerusalem post yourselfim not bothering.Enjoy the news
>>532058288There are still some Sephardic jews in Iran. Just saying!
>>532057918merkavas fucking suck, I'll never forgive wargame red dragon for making israel OP in that game when they are dogshit
>>532058308so it is another market ruse
>>532057333>Israel gets fucked up in a major waypart of the reason they pushed for the war now is because ZOGmerica might not be sufficiently ZOGGED enough to back them up next time and this war is just further ruining the potential of future support
>>532057989420 blaze it
>>532058251>IRAQ is lost and basically an ally of Iran at this pointGood God.
This guy is really building a fan base on twitter kek
>>532058308plane status?will posting week old images be enough to cope with this?
>>532057901Staged. He's a spy. They staged abductions to, you know, spy things.
>>532058308all the brownoids have disappeared after iran sued for peace, its president wants to surrender, and the market rebounded USA wonIsrael wonTrump wonBibi wonIran Lost.
>>532058164taking a leaf out of israel's book
>>532058064Yeah after this shitshow in Iran I wouldn't worry about it. I wish our retard politicians wouldn't suck up to Israel this much is all. They all want to be the guy that backstabs the Turks you know how it is.
>>532058390ngl, i'm really gonna miss this lil nigga after the IDF gets to him.
i guess we cant expect china to make cheap pc parts to compete with the kikes here now
>>532057841plans in place to seize all land south of the Litani river. going well for Israel
>>532058287we all know smashing chikens, cut newborn kids and lick their mutilated dicks, raping kids and prisioners is part of your culture
>>532058064Erdogan will immediately go into his natural state by sucking off the watermelons of Bibi's cock you know that right?
>>532058397was fun while it lasted
Learn How to Destroy your Entire Presidential Legacy With This One Weird Trick
Pain au chocolat status?
not breaking news
>>532058459It says 'americans". You should be safe, leaf.
>>532058521O lawdy dem jewz be seething
>>532058417Imagine if we started aiming
>>532058521Can't wait for the Caledonians to freak out again and Israel and Azerbajian coming to the rescue to give them their much wanted independence.
>>532058521France won something holy shit
President Pezeshkian: “I want to be involved in the negotiations with the US. Without a quick deal our entire economy will collapse in 3 weeks.”IRGC chief Vahidi: “That's exactly why you can't be involved. You'll give up everything for a deal.”gegg
>>532058493>smashing chikens>cut newborn kids and lick their mutilated dicksThat much is true. You can do that without any consequences.But all the rest is bullshit.
>>532058514How to break empires and influence jews
SO MANY SHAREBLUE SHILLSWTF MODS MAKE IT END
>>532057189>Migger not reading what it actually saysIt's just Iranians saying what they already asked for
>>532058064You're a fool if you think they'll launch an offensive like the current one against you in the near future. Decades will pass. First comes the media outrage, then the sanctions, then they'll strip you of your allies. Then they'll arm your neighbors. Then they'll begin the targeted bombings, one one year, then two the next, then they'll go heavy, along with the Americans. If you don't strike now, you can already consider yourselves defeated cockroaches.
Just had dinner, some Quinoa with chicken+Broth. What are you guys munching on tonight? About to play some minecraft in an hour or so if this thread isn't doing shit. :3
>>532058521Please Israel, do the same with Italy.
>>532058629based IRGC bvlls
>>532058629he said the same thing two weeks ago and nothing happenedis this the new cope?
>>532058521probably israel ran out of american taxpayer money
>>532055789We're told that Americans have been planning for this war for decades and yet this is the best that they can do?
>>532058629>Armenian cuck getting cockblocked by Iranian chud
the US is launching atacms from kuwait https://xcancel.com/Currentreport1/status/2039018439772418259#m
>>532058653Just more pilpul and mental gymnastics by team Epstein
>>532058521God only the Jews can steal a W from the jaws of this retard's L
>>532058355that dress... will cover all my king size bed
>>532058653they are desperate for a new cope lmaoi remember they said the government would collapse after pezeshcuck apologized to the gulf states
>>532058698>he said the same thing two weeks ago and nothing happenedkikes have been saying the same thing for a month already for that matter
A land over run with foreignersCancer and chronic disease exploding to astronomical ratesFalling standard of living and poverty RisingIn Washington and Hollywood Elite comprised of homosexualsCan somebody tell me when the blessings for supplying Israel's defense and in offense of them is going to begin to show dividends since the 1940s?Because I'm just saying it seems like we've been cursed not blessed since then!
>>532058670are you a femboy?
>>532058521>Israel sanctioning itself LOL
>>532058652fuck off dirty migger shill, election tourists
>>532058390>>532058459Isn't this the guy the one Donald Trump claims he's negotiating with?maybe all those tweets are a cover so he doesn't get killed by the iranian army
>>532058353Thanks anon. posting interesting articles:>https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-891742>https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-891825"“The axis of terror is beginning to collapse; we will continue to strike it until our objectives are achieved."" -- IDF Chief of Staff Lt.-Gen. Eyal Zamir>https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/2026-03-31/live-updates-891725
Should we nuke Israel?Is Jared Kushner the anti Christ?Do I need an appendix, a gallbladder or foreskin?Some questions are rhetorical!
>>532058372It isn't far off, a complex country I don't understand in the slightest, but there is a lot of fighting there right now
>>532058727goodbye kuwait (again) when was the last kuwaiti post
>>532058727And I assume they are firing these million dollar missiles instead of dropping cheap bombs because 'MURICA! and not because they are struggling with Iranian AD still.
>>532058713>Is a deal where Israel gets money and France buys weapons>"Nah, bro this is definetly showing that Israel is running out of cash by leaving a money making glitch trust me!"
>>532058459
>>532058667>memeflag opinion discarded>Attack nowTurkish Armed Forces is a defensive army, we haven't fought an offensive war since the nation's founding. (if you don't count the syria nonsense, which doesnt count because we clearly dont own those lands right now)>>532058507Would be extremely hard even for him.EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE in the country hates Israel now. Right and left
>>532058758More market manipulation from (((Bloomberg)))
>>532058629Based IRGC
>>532058521Israel needs french weapons more than France needs israeli money, especially now. Besides, we struggle to produce enough weapons, so losing a customer isn't that bad, it just means faster delivery for other countries.
>>532058727>Kuwaitis there even anything left to bomb? US bases have been decimated. Iran should probably start targeting american interests, tech companie, infra etc
>>532058789Nope, just bored out of my brains>>532058757same ;)
>>532058727desu i think they will skip Kharg and just hop over the border and go straight down to the nuclear plant in BushehrTrump didn't say he'd bomb it
>>532058631>But all the rest is bullshit.lol your country still exist thanks to the epstein rig. Bassically your existence and way of life is thanks to tons of kids raped.
>>532058653So it's just a nothing burger and Pezeshkian just repeating the obvious.
>>532058878>defensivedefensive people always lose on the long run
Damn even more
>>532058830I mean with us they're the ones paying, with the Americans it's the seller that pays for it
>Jews madIsrael halts all defense cooperation with France and cancels contracts after it blocked US military supply flights to the country from flying over its airspace.https://www.politico.eu/article/israel-halts-arms-purchases-from-france-over-antisemitism-accusations/
>>532058878>Would be extremely hard even for him.You mean him sucking Israeli balls, or getting fucked over by starting a dumb war with Israel? The watermelon seller ain't that stupid.
>>532055842bomb jizrael?
>>532058907Yeh I wouldn't want to be a US tech/finance company in Kuwait at this point.
>>532058521Meaning: (((muslim))) terrorist attack on menu to Macarroon
>>532058987just need iran to join the party again for max kino
>>532058996This made me sad, the good ol days playing with your toy soldiers.
Direct fall in Haifa
be israeldie to random hezzbollah missilethey fired it because they fear peaceyou are dead because of fake news in bloomberg
>>532058878kill yourself roachkeep sucking that jewish cock, just know it wont make you white
>>532058962Yeah the title is clickbait and it should be "Iran president repeats past demands if US wants peace"
>>532058986Retard memeflag.
Egyptian TV promoting solar energy
>>532059066>>532059066>the good ol days playing with your toy soldiers.you have real ones to play with now
>>532058956>Bassically your existence and way of life is thanks to tons of kids rapedYeah but the ones who've done the raping were your politicians, what does that say about (You)?
>>532058915you’re a femboy.
>>532059127holy sovl
>>532059064Yeah
>>532059066you're doing it right now only instead of green men its coffee skinned amerigolems
>>532059056They already tried that, notice how we completely dodged the death of that one french soldier two days after it happened?
>>532059102I mean to be fair you can claim that security guarantees are a backtrack from the original demand of the US being removed from the region entirely.But I'm not sure how Iran can even get security guarantees without it. Other than maybe China taking over some of the US gulf bases.
>>532058827>and not because they are struggling with Iranian AD still.i dare to say that this B-52 "leaked picture" armed with jdams was made precisely to try lure Iranian AD closer to shores to catch those chonky bois and they using atcms on them now.>first smart move maybe?
>>532059233its fake news, they reheated an old statement (set of demands) and framed it as breaking news
Trump's Final ultimatum
>>532056207Is that a stealth drone??????
>>532059015tis voorbij voor jullie kk neuzen lmke
>>532059127It's about time Egypt started installing solar panels in a big way
>>532059233Yeah even Bloomberg admits they don't know what the guy means by guarantees and say it means having the US out and having the nuke
A moment of launching 20 rockets from Kuwait towards Iran this evening. Iran has now responded by targeting all oil fields in Kuwait
>>532059293The final final final chance
Baker?
>>532059015Erdoğan does whatever wins him elections. But even he has limits.>>532059094>>532058986denounce the talmud or stfu kikes
Turkroachs join the gamehttps://xcancel.com/MegaGeopolitics/status/2039006634832199971
>>532059334>Iran has now responded by targeting all oil fields in Kuwaitbased, accelerate and punish those infidels
>>532059293Oh, we're back on a 3 day ticker?
>>532059293This is AoT final season all over again
>>532059293chat is that real?
>>532059293Fake. Trump is currently coping by posting fake polls about his support
>>532059293IRANONLY 48...5 da...10 days... No 72 HOURS LEFT!
>>532059367this is just noise and pandering
>>532059367>why does no one accuse Israel as the regime of the rabbiascool it
>>532059293>We don't care that hormuz remains closed >You have 72 hours to reopen hormuz OR ELSE!
>>532059139we only get one expresident, a sick bastard. a spiritual jew. hope he burns in hell.
>>532059355Did you get banned from baking? Go on shill bake your thread
>>532056573>fragging is a victimless crimeDoes the victim know about it?
>>532059334>>532058727This is air defense interceptors lol
>>532059420>>532059428>>532059407>>532059399>>532059387>>532059348My bad, appears to be fake news. I got baited by this thread >>532056202Sorry
>>532059293How convenient, 72 hours from now is... Friday
NEW NEW NEW>>532059429>>532059429>>532059429
>>532059293ground action in 72h confirmed>ground action in 72h confirmedground action in 72h confirmed>ground action in 72h confirmedGET YOUR MFN POPCORN READY NIGGUHS
>>532059293They're already basically bombing Iran as hard as they possibly can. The only way they could possibly bomb Iran any harder is to stop bombing for a period of time in order to consolidate their bombing efforts. But at the end of the day it's the exact same amount of bombs being dropped either way.
>>532058223sauce on this
>>532059293barron should take his phone away this has became far too embarrassing
>>532059293humiliation ritualevery few days his dementia kicks in and he forgets how he looked like a weak bitch the last time
>>53205929348 hours5 days10 days72 hoursthese were all "final"what's next
>>532059473No worries;it doesn't really matter either way, no-one is listening to the Orange Retard in Chief at this point..
>>532059367>>5320594351 out of 600 "Turkish parliament member"s said thisThe parliament as a whole, all 600 of em, have zero executive power. Erdoğan does everything. nothingburger
>>532059293the final final final final warning
>>532057064Don't be this cynical and nihilistic. Hope for a better tomorrow or even better, try to participate in building it
>>532059499Over the past month the sortie rate was about 2% if what it in the month leading up to Desert Storm. The US could be running much more sorties than it currently is.The issue is that the US wants a stable government to replace the IRGC, which means being very careful about which targets it strikes. If you destabilize the country entirely, you could cause a humanitarian crisis or create a power vacuum that will be filled by civil wars, warlords and militias like ISIS.
>>532059293Fake and gay
Med boys back in town
>>532059127Fuck man that's brutal. Why are we like this? The lolcows of the region and our economy is in the dumps :(
>>532060367Cheer up, you have excellent solar resources, might do well in the future decades
I will filter NAFO shitskins without even replying. So please kvetch all you like nobody is going to read it. Thank you for your attention into this matter.
>>532059127he's wearing what? 1 Watt worth of solar panels? That won't even overcome the parasitic drain on your cell phone.
