New science proves the Bible was written by God.inb4 the JIDF discord shills show up to spam the thread with their "ACKSHUALLY JESUS WAS A JEW" copy pasts. It's over for you kike trannies, the science is settled, you lost.
Man this place has become so shit
>>532075030>the SCIENTISTS told me my jewish fairy tale fanfiction was true!what a horribly gay thread this is. All fields
>>532075030I'll even spoon feed you the link so you losers can't cope that its a fake AI generated tweet.https://x.com/Daily_MailUS/status/2038690201057562756
trolling aside, for those who are faithful keep in mind that by even attempting to validate your faith with "science" you're already giving up the argument and invalidating your own religionlike what do you care what science has to say? if you're a christian just be a christian. you don't need some lab NERD to validate your religion
>>532075119>Daily Mailfucking kek you braindead retard
>>532075101it gets worse every year
>>532075118Usually it's the opposite, which I guess is why this counts as news.
>>532075030>the Bible was written by GodJews have literally been saying this for thousands of years.
>new Star Trek analysis unveils clues suggesting that the canon was written by God See how easy it is?
Stupid clickbait article
>>532075160It clearly says early in the Bible that Adam™ gets to associate word noises to things and that is what they are. Adam™ died a long time ago.
>>532075269This is talking about the Christian Bible, not the Talmud. Modern day "Jews" (aka khazarian talmudists) have nothing to do with Biblical Judeans/Israelites, the word "Jew" didn't even exist until the middle ages.
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>>532075459Cope. We were warned about people like you.
>>532075547>NO LISTEN......WE WUZ DA REEEEAL JEWS N SHEEIT
>>532075030>>532075269>>532075672Oh, so you have the original copy? LmaoFucking l m a o
>>532075179Man I wish I was one of the cool kids like you who knew what this place was like when it was cool.Say something cool for us now so we know what it must have been like back then, back in the good old days.
>>532075101Was it ever good?
>>532078079it was never really that cool
>>532078079heh
>>532078079Kids these days wouldn't get it.
>>532077135Of the bible? Yes?
>>532078079Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>532075030why is iran not releasing the epstain files?
>>532075101>twitter.jpg
>>532078958>of course it's the original version! it says "HOLY BIBLE">church across the street reads a different bible >yet another church across the street reads yet another bible
>>532075030It was literally written by Esdras and Nehemiah after the exile
>>532075118Literary analysts and theologians are both different from scientists.
a MIGAmutt is going to have a heart attack reading that
>>532079333No like, we have a complete first edition Bible. Two actually. That would have been made like days after the bible was compiled.
>>532075118seethe and cope, atheist.
>>532079333>a different bibleyeah, naw
>>532075030lol this is what retards believe
>>532075101Why are you not enlisting right now? Go out there and fight for Israel. If you don't Iran will likely drop a nuke on your hometown and you don't want to be responsible for that.
>>532075030>we read the bible and concluded it was written by godDo crossniggers really?
>>532080000>Do christians believe their holy text was written by godOnly a nigger could ask a question this niggeradly.
>>532080000Checked
>>532075030>They only matter when they prove my side award
>>532075030Based. Christ is King.
>>532080748Basedience gaytheists have been fanatically preaching their false religion, but the moment believers of the True Faith agree with something they say, science ain't shit.
>And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables? He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given. For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath. Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand. And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive: For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them. But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear. For verily I say unto you, That many prophets and righteous men have desired to see those things which ye see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear, and have not heard them.
>>532079779>posts 9 variations of the same verse Thanks for proving my point? >>532079718cool historical artifact i guess
>>532081043>ancient word saladi would've told that dude to take his meds
>>532081084>Thanks for proving my point?Were sorry languages have developed over the last 2000 years, and translating from Koine Greek isnt a 1:1 process. >cool historical artifact One of them has been at the Vatican since it was written. Pretty sure we have a decent idea what the original texts said.We can even go older than that for the OT. Another 500 years. Same text. The vast bulk of it verifiable for atleast 2300 years. Though we find passages from the OT unchanged in prayer tablets going back to about 850 B.C. Your ancestors fought to persevere these things for atleast 1000 years, likely longer. Have a bit of respect.
>>532081084the point was that they're pretty much entirely the same with barely any difference at allif that was your point then cool
The fucking stupidity of protestants never seems to stop surprising me with how much more of a retarded nigger they can become.I read the entire article and it made me want to kill myself with how actually brain dead it was.
>>532075030>These cross-references are connections between passages that share similar themes, references, people, or locations, many of which traditionally appear in the margins of printed study Bibles.So, a bunch of circumstantial shit about thematic and referential connective tissue that could be said about something like Harry Potter or Game of Thrones. Yes, it's really mind blowing that a book that discusses the same people, events and themes.. will have connections to these things throughout it. And then when they visualized these connections and colored them, it looks like a rainbow! Wow. This definitely proves that it came straight from the mind of an Infinite Intellect.
>>532082224>the story makes a complete circle and the data proving it is a rainbow like the symbol of the original 7 laws God gave to Noah.And people will still dismiss this as a coincidence.
>>532081780>you HAVE to believe what people believed 2000 years ago..... You just have to, ok?>>532082032If they're "pretty much entirely the same," why are they different?Catholics believe in transubstantiation; Lutherans do not. That is one of many examples of how even Christian faith is splintered into sects bickering with each other like talmudic rabbis
>>532082603>>the story makes a complete circle and the data proving it is a rainbow like the symbol of the original 7 laws God gave to Noah.This doesn't prove anything. Many stories have thematic consistencies and even the selection of these and the omission of others is assumed by the person doing the project, so it becomes tautological. That is why the overall argument is both circumstantial and tautological. I found the things that I believe are connected and I will omit the things that I believe are not, therefore you see, it's perfectly connected! Therefore it means god. No. Even if it were perfectly connected, which is debatable, it would still not prove a god. It will only show that the author or authors took care when writing it to maintain some thematic consistency.
>>532083371Protestants were wrong. Most of them will admit it now. Next question.
>>532075030>twitter postsounds about right for your average theology thread
Your bible was written around 350 AD. It plagiarized the 7 Tablets of the Enuma Elish which was scribed in clay tablets 4000 years before the old testament. Your bible has had numerous changes over time whereas the Enuma Elish has had no changes. Your old testament has been changed to by its writers, its turned into a jewish history book. The god you worship and pray to is named Enlil. He also goes by yahweh.
>>532083965>Most of them will admit it now. Next question.Kek. Says who? (You)? And what of the Orthodox? Sedevacantists?
>>532084102Orthodox still arent over the sack of Constantinople. Hard to blame them. Everyone else is fags. >says whoThe end results of liberalism kinda speak for themselves
i knew the daily mail was willing to dumb itself down even more to attract american readership but this is a new low even for themthe absolute state of the people who believe this tripe
>>532085067So your argument is that Catholicism is correct because libz r bad?Why should I believe in literal jewish fable fan fiction? Can you give an answer without resorting to smooth brained right/left dialectical bullshit?>LiberalismGuess what, fag. Christians were the original globohomo>give to the poor, all are equal, etc.is literally in your Bible. Well, depending on whatever version (You)'re reading
>>532075101Fpbp
>>532085516>So your argument is that Catholicism is correct because libz r bad?I mean theres more to it than that, its just funny to say it that way. I was baptized Catholic, so thats why Im Catholic. Without getting to boged down in explaination, the enlightenment was a result of the reformation. Liberalism came from the enlightenment, and protestantism from the reformation. So protestentism created liberalism. Which, in and of itself is not a bad thing. However it has completely secularized the west, desanctified everything, and turned our nation's into economic zones. Because, at a certain point we started worshiping liberalism. Which ultimately is the worship of personal autonomy. Again, not in and of itself, a bad thing. However, if youre just worshiping youre own autonomy, youre just worshiping yourself and that is cancerous to humans. >christians were the original lobotomiesWe had individual kingdoms in europe for over a thousand years anon. It was a uniting unifying force until the goddamn Protestants. >give to the poor and sheeeeiiitDo when I can. It also says no gays, no sluts, and dont let foreigners overrun your country. >Why should I believe in literal jewish fable fan fiction?Do you believe that there's something more than just the material world?
>>532075101>>532085545see you tomorrow, kikes
I'm so sick of christniggers
