Previous Bread: >>532079096▶/pig/ polls:>https://strawpoll.com/wby5QbkQdyA/results>https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzrBKGn6/results>https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaqzEYg3/results▶RECENT:>Iran's FM Araghchi statement regarding negotiations:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBt1dLXnvyU▶ Day 32*>Trump: "I would say we would leave within 2 weeks... maybe 3? (Gary?)>Hezbollah fighters have re-entered southern Khiam. Clashes are ongoing.>Israeli strikes in Beirut.>Damage from blast reported inside the Chinese Embassy In Jnah, Beirut.>Several explosions in Bahrain.>Explosions reported in Erbil, Iraq.>An unsuccessful IDF attempt to storm the town of Rchaf, Bint Jbeil direction, southern Lebanon. An Israeli Merkava tank was struck and destroyed in the fighting.>Targeted assassination: a vehicle was targeted on the Khaldeh highway, southern Lebanon.>$1.75 trillion added to the US stock market today, 31 March.>Iran denies that it attacked Turkey, calls it "false-flag operation".>Spain closes airspace to US aircraft involved in Iran war.>3 more dead IDF soldiers in Lebanon.▶Oil:>WTI $101>Brent Crude $104>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof▶Thread Theme:https://youtu.be/3Oej0MMFdFI▶Kinohttps://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4 (NEW!)https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/▶OP:https://rentry.org/PIGOP
>>532084078>Whoever blesses Israel will be blessed, And whoever curses Israel will be cursed.what's so hard to understand about this?
if US troops are in bahrain then they are in kuwait and in Dubai alsoCentcom lied, US troops on the ground all throughout the GCC
If you want to know who's actually winning, pay attention to what governments are doing and saying. This peace plan proposed by two countries Iran considers friendly is essentially a complete surrender on Tehran's part. China has no confidence that Iran has the cards.
>>532084236>Centcom lied, US troops on the ground all throughout the GCCdid we claim they weren't?
>BREAKING NEWS - Diplomatic envoy Ali G is in direct talks with Donald Trump
>532084204So we should stone fags and adulterers too? And not leave our homes on the sabbath?Dumb jew nigger
TOTAL KIKE DEATHNUKE ISRAEL
>>532084236Who said they weren't? It's pro-Iran propaganda that all the bases are inhabitable and empty.
>>532084236Yeah. They're basically derping around getting missiles and drones shot at them while the administration waffles around trying to figure out what the fuck it's actually going to do. Piss poor leadership. If you aren't going to send them in get them the fuck out of there.
>>532084282yes centcom claimed no US troops in dubai
>Russia's oil exports down 40% Feels good to win
>Bomb Muslims>win
>>532084274Ignoring the reality on the ground which gives very little impression that Iran is on the losing end compared to the US and gulf/israel.China wouldn't get involved if they think or can afford the Iranian regime losing. Likewise the European leaders wouldn't grow the spine to say no to the US if they didn't know it was a dooomed campaign.
Brent: $104Murban: $120What happened?
>>532084368Are glowies troops?
>>532084078wasn't fast enough to edit the thread theme:>https://files.catbox.moe/luzus6.webm
>>532084377We beat Russia and Iran in like one month. China probably scared af rn
>>532084368when?
Haven't been checking in these threads much lately.How's the war going? Last I heard the U.S. was preparing to seize Kharg Island but a ceasefire was also on the table.
>>532084236>Centcom liedCENTCOM lied, our niggers diedNew protest slogan?
>hehe this war is great for russ- ACK!
>>532084204Why should Finnish people worship Moloch?
>>532084535>>532084508as in not even attacked
The shills are like literal 50 IQ niglets at this point.What happened to the ones that can actually type a coherent sentence?
>>532084368Iran's been hitting hotels for weeks claiming that US troops are hiding out there. They may have evacuated the bases and still have a lot of personnel in the country.
>>532084488>4488
>>532084513honestly nothing really has happened outside of the usual>iran bombs everyone>us bombs iran>israel bombs iran and tries to take conquer southern lebanon>everyone claps>>532084571>HUR DUR US SAYS NO TROOPS THERE>actually saying Iran is full of shitwhy are you people so fucking stupid? why are you so dumb? I no longer think you're pretending to be retarded
>>532084597The bases themselves all seem to at least have a small crew left behind to keep the C-RAM operating, I guess to try and minimize material losses.
>>532084348>pro-Iran propagandaThe New York Times, the famously pro-Iran outlet.https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/us/politics/iran-us-bases.html
>YOU LOST TRA-ACKKKKKKKKKKsound: https://files.catbox.moe/ougrmx.mp4
I can't believe we lost against Iran.
>>532084641Iran has been lobbying missiles everywherethe US having mass infantry hidden in the GCC means they did come under attack
>>532080666>There's been tons of reports of them running low on guided munitionsBut very little data, and as per what I have seen, they were still very well stocked in air-to-ground 2 weeks ago, and have used not much since then either. They inflate their attacks Bollywood style, but it's not real.Seems perhaps more likely related to plane type (refulling schedules fucked up after KC-135 losses?). B-52 loadouts are pretty much the same as any other US ground attack from F-15E upwards. B-52 and B-1 are almost identical wrt possible loadouts. Or maybe strain of operating them for prolonged time and logistics problems (they attacked without full preps). B-2 are not built for prolonged campaign, the maintenance cost quickly becomes prohibitive.1990/91 and 2003 Iraq bombings were mostly F/A-type planes, not B. B were prominent in Afghanistan, so people think they're the default US air-to-ground when the job is more usually done by fighterbombers IRL.
>>532084671
>>532084690Can you admit your claim was nonsense and that you misrepresented what they were saying?
>>532084571>March 28>Their military capabilities are undeniably overwhelmed and degraded.
>>532084513There's been tons of FPV drone kino out of lebanon with kike tanks and APC getting taken outThere was an ambush a few days ago where an armored column of 27 Merkavas and APCs was taken outIt's like the US and Israel learned nothing from the Ukraine war
Trump to give address containing important update about the Iran war Wednesday evening. Saw it on a West Bank TG so I don't know if they mean Wednesday evening ET or Wednesday evening Palestine time.
>>532084766do you understand, given the iranian rate of fire it is clear that they did come under attack if they were therecan you admit to being wrong?
>>532084652That I would believe
>>532084078so why were those soldiers close to the projected impact site of an iranian missile?looks like if the missile had been less accurate, those soldiers would be liquiders
>>532084748
>>532084787What are the vehicle losses for israel since this latest incursion started? I can't find a full count.
>>532084852Holy shit your IQ can't be above 85.
>>532084437>Ignoring the reality on the ground which gives very little impression that Iran is on the losing end compared to the US and gulf/israel.I guess if you lower the bar for Iran winning being the clerical regime surviving, sure, they are winning. Doesn't matter that a massive portion of their missile and drone stockpiles have been spent or destroyed, along with associated production facilities. Doesn't matter that key infrastructure are destroyed. Most importantly, doesn't matter that they don't have a real economy coming out of this to effectively rebuild. It's like looking at the state of Cuba and thinking the current Cuban regime is a great statement of anti-America resistance because the regime still exists.>China wouldn't get involved if they think or can afford the Iranian regime losing. Doesn't make sense.>Likewise the European leaders wouldn't grow the spine to say no to the US if they didn't know it was a dooomed campaignJust Spain, the insane pariah commie government that granted mass amnesty to 500k rapefugees? The Italy story was fake, and France always had a hate boner against Israel.
>>532084541Fuckin saved lol>>532084666Checked
>>532084671>>532084748What's with the booty shorts lmao
>>532084940Peak faggotry
>>532084948Seems like they were all sleeping and were given very short notice to get their vest and helmet and get their ass in the bunker. prolly had no time to put their uniform on.
>>532084984RAWR
>>532084666Yes, I'm aware that pro-Iran propagandists really latched on to this particular line of this particular NYT story. Have the bombing runs weakened in intensity since?
>>532084948He's just having a good time.
>>532084940Sup dherpesh
>>532084786>digital watchthat's gonna show on IR like crazy
>>532084940Sir can you please refrain from posting cringe
In Syria, 40 km from the Israeli border
You know, /pig/, I was pissed that Trump got us into another war, I really was…But the more I think about it, one of the main things I wanted was American troops pulled out of the Middle East. Trump didn’t exactly go about achieving that in the most conventional way (that’s how the God Emperor rolls), but he sure is making it happen right now. I thought it wouldn’t happen in my lifetime, but he achieved it in less than four weeks, which other president could do that except for Trump? In fact, just like Jules in Pulp Fiction, I would say that divine intervention indeed occurred on that fateful stage in Butler, Pennsylvania, just to bring a president into the White House who could bring back the multipolar world of the great civilization-states, like China, Russia, and Iran. So in a nutshell, I say we got what we voted for! :D
>>532084795The update>Iran has no navy>Iran is decimated>We've already won>We have clear objectives [doesn't list any]>Iran is begging for a deal>Someone is negotiating with me, I won't tell you who>Don't ask me about that school again or I'll revoke your press licenseSaved you the wait
>>532084274This "proposal" is the usual script they also run in Ukraine. It is handwringing copypasta neatly citing basic UN principles, without addressing the specific gripes of the IRL conflict at hand, that is the mutual annihilation threats of Israel and Iran, and how to deal with those blatantly insane murderous regimes?If Beijing releases such statements, it always means that they do not consider this conflict to be resolvable except by brute force rn and just weant to say "war is bad" for the record.Meanwhile China supplies Iran with all sort of gibs; you can bet on that. And funnels Russian support that is not safe to export via the burning europool and re-routed east.What is said is performative until proven otherwise. Observe what is done. Mutts and many more have forgotten this #1 ground rule.
>>532084795oh shit it's legitTRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE TOMORROW, 9PM EASTERN IN PRIME TIME>TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE TOMORROW, 9PM EASTERN IN PRIME TIMETRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE TOMORROW, 9PM EASTERN IN PRIME TIME>TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE TOMORROW, 9PM EASTERN IN PRIME TIMETRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE TOMORROW, 9PM EASTERN IN PRIME TIME>TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE TOMORROW, 9PM EASTERN IN PRIME TIMEhttps://xcancel.com/PressSec/status/2039127824947183967#m
>>532085057
>BREAKING: President Trump will address the nation on April 1st at 9:00 p.m. EST regarding Iran.predictions?
>>532085043>Have the bombing runs weakened in intensity since?Your claim was that it was "pro-Iran propaganda" that American bases were rendered uninhabitable. I pointed out it was in fact reported by the US newspaper of record.What does bombing run intensity have to do with that?
>>532085130Which means if they're going to try something retarded it's going to be between now and then.
>>532084297Unironically the savior the world would need rn. (No, not that pedo crook picrel.)
>>532085183>We Won
>>532084925Any argument you make about material or economic losses for Iran applies more to every other party in this conflict.Iran's victory condition will always be keeping the strait closed to their enemies. They can keep it closed practically indefinitely. There's no military solution to this that doesn't involve millions of troops and casualties no US president can ever politically justify. Especially not this administration.If this war stops right this very moment, Iran is still the winner. Strait is still closed, they now take toll and the US bases are all but closed and will be infinitely harder to justify the presence or worth of in the region. Iranians can and will rebuild, they've lived under severe sanctions for decades and adapted accordingly.The gulf can't survive destruction of industry or infrastructure the way Iran can. Neither can israel. They're simply not built for it.
>>532085130Announcing a """limited""" ground operation 100%
>>532085183Kek he's gonna unilaterally pull out isn't he?
Reminder.The US is fighting to open the strait that was closedBecause of noncompliance to a deal they tore upTo reinstate a Shah they helped depose
>>532085183>April fools motherfuckers, we're nuking Israel
>>532085190oil is going to fucking DOOOOOOOMP>>532085268unironically, we might've just stolen their uranium
>>532085130Is he gonna go on another 10 minute rant about pens?
>>532085183He will just say some dumb shit like>iran is so weak its never been weaker! they should call it weakrhan with how weak it is! this war has been over for 60 days now and it hasnt even been 60 days let me tell you something.
>>532085188What are the bases for if not to support daily bombing campaigns? If they are empty, there should be a notable weakening in American offensive capabilities. And if they have no effect whatsoever, what does it matter if the bases are empty? You need to pick a lane.
>>532084898Apparently it's 114 vehicle hits as of yesterday, who knows how many of those are total losses
>>532085086??????
>>532085310hopefully
>>532084502>We beat Russia and Iran in like one month.You said it was 4 days. Now it's 4 weeks.>We got as dumb as pidors in one month and even MBS hates us now and Iran has taken pool from us and wants MOARFTFU mutt.
>>532085130Bush father and jr announced the Iraq war on TV, orange nigger want to do the same thing? Or is this a nothingburger
>>532085323>114Can we see even half of those?
>>532085190The only escalatory moves he has left were:1. Targeting all of infrastructure-Trump was scared off of this because of the retaliation being far worse for his allies. But they may do it out of spite to justify a withdrawal after. They've shown they're that stupid and short-sighted.2. Ground operation-Not much can be said here except for no viable staging ground, no realistic objective and no clear counter to the drone turkey shoot.3. Nukes because why not, he's almost certainly getting impeached in a few months anyway.
>>532084274>If you want to know who's actually winning, pay attention to what governments are doing and saying. This peace plan proposed by two countries Iran considers friendly is essentially a complete surrender on Tehran's part. China has no confidence that Iran has the cards.I dont see anything about unconditional surrender.It seems china wants the strait open as soon as possible, because of dependency. nothing more.
>>532085323gonna go with all of em
>>532085183>we won>their navy is gone>their air force is gone>we regime changed them twice>they are decimated>we won>NATO didn't help me>we never needed them though>but they didn't help me>we won
>>532085416a little late for that lol
>>532085130VICTORY SPEECHLETS FUCKING GOHAHA GET FUCKED IRANYOU LOST TRANNIES
>>532084078Invasion status?
>>532085323If that's true, that's far worse than their last attempt at annexing Lebanon, so much for degrading Hezbollah lmao.
>>532085449based murica fuck yea
>>532085265>Any argument you make about material or economic losses for Iran applies more to every other party in this conflict.This is not a serious statement. None of "every other party in this conflict" experienced a nationwide protest over the horrid state of the economy just a few months before the war. None are experiencing Zimbabwean levels of inflation. None are sanctioned to hell and back, which you can be sure there will be even more sanctions dropped on Tehran just for fun.
reminder that Iran is still getting BOPPED as we speak
>>532085427Yeah it's all bad. There's nothing good that can come of this. There was nothing good that could have come of it. But Trump just wanted to be the goodest goy in history.
>>532085130Every time this fat fuck hypes up a press conference it's a nothing burger. The only times anything happens is when he's promising that a deal is on the table.
>>532085130crying about his cancelled baalroom
>>532085457
>>532085424If the losses weren't so severe you kike faggots would've reached the Litani a long time ago lolIt's 20 miles from the border...
daily reminder that it took some 20 years to build up our bases and influence in the region and in 2 weeks trump blew it all up
White House spokeswoman Caroline Lewitt: President Trump will deliver a statement to the nation tomorrow at 9:00 PM US time (4:00 AM Israel time, between Wednesday and Thursday), which will address an important update regarding Iran
>>532085318>If they are empty, there should be a notable weakening in American offensive capabilities.They aren't the only US bases around, right. Movements of US aircraft in the UK, Diego Garcia and even several direct sorties from bases in the US mainland with mid-air refueling says enough that the bases in the Gulf are not that reliable anymore.>And if they have no effect whatsoever, what does it matter if the bases are empty?Iran has the formally declared strategic objective of ending US presence in the Persian Gulf. Destroying that presence is a sure good place to start.
>>532084078Please add to the OP that Dubai oil is $128 indicating US oil markets are using paper to suppress their price and limit economic impact. US oil refiners normally sell at whatever the international rate is, even if it's fully produced and consumed domestically.
>>532084584It's muttgolem zogbots doing the shilling now as opposed to the proper kike shills we've all come to loathe (and yet appreciate). Literal paste eating retards, it's despicable. We deserve better.
>>532085520gotta get some parting shots in before they surrender tomorrow
>tomorrow is april fools dayuh oh....
>>532085515none are cutting off their internet
>>532085130TACO or invasion
>>532084204How many babies does Baal require, Mr Goldbergstein?
>>532085542>baalroomkek good1
>>532085557Nothing will change
>>532085429They want the Strait open to free navigation, an indirect rebuke to Iran's sovereignty ambitions.
>>532085457you're going
>>532085610and this is the liberal mind>drumpf does something: DRUMPF>drumpf doesn't do something: DRUMPFyou need to get mental health care
>>532084948That nigga zesty
>>532084550Pidorsburger better learn to love the smell of burning diesel in the morning.
>>532085542>baalroomjej
BREAKING:President Trump is “seriously considering” taking Kharg Island, according to White House sources - Daily Mail
>>532085130
>>532085649maybe trump shouldn't put himself in lose / lose situations like a retard, sweetie
>>532085645I'm going to the victory parade.
Donald Trump will provide an update on the Iran war in an address to the nation at 9pm EST on Wednesday (0100 GMT on Thursday), White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt has announced.>Donald Trump will provide an update on the Iran war in an address to the nation at 9pm EST on Wednesday (0100 GMT on Thursday), White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt has announced.Donald Trump will provide an update on the Iran war in an address to the nation at 9pm EST on Wednesday (0100 GMT on Thursday), White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt has announced.>Donald Trump will provide an update on the Iran war in an address to the nation at 9pm EST on Wednesday (0100 GMT on Thursday), White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt has announced.Donald Trump will provide an update on the Iran war in an address to the nation at 9pm EST on Wednesday (0100 GMT on Thursday), White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt has announced.>Donald Trump will provide an update on the Iran war in an address to the nation at 9pm EST on Wednesday (0100 GMT on Thursday), White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt has announced.
>>532084502>this is what a mutt migger actually thinkswar in ukraine started in 2014, sweetie. and btw it's still ongoing
>>532085716>maybe drumpf shouldn't be a stinky poopoo headwow thanks liberal retard
>>532084078It’s impressive that israel has been losing ground for this long.
>>532084502
>>532085574gotcha fren, will do
>>532085086Good luck boys, Godspeed.
>>532085724In Tel Aviv?
>>532084274>This peace plan proposed by two countries Iran considers friendlyIs meaningless nigger. Commit suicide.
>>532085130Putting my money on TACO
>>532085822sure why not, it would make you trannies seethe
>>532084315ASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFIRGULLAMULLAYULLAPULLABULLADULLACULLATULAJULLAH MY G
>>532085854We're bored of Iran, time for Cuba
>>532085268At the start of Passover. On a full moon. Likely.
>>532085703Trump considers everything, does nothing.
>>532085571>They aren't the only US bases around, right. Movements of US aircraft in the UK, Diego Garcia and even several direct sorties from bases in the US mainland with mid-air refueling says enough that the bases in the Gulf are not that reliable anymore.Usage of Diego Garcia, sorties from the American mainland, sorties from European bases, and mid-air refueling have all been a thing since day one of the war. Diego Garcia a little bit later than day one. These are not new developments. None of the Gulf states allowed their bases to be used as offensive launchpads since day one. >Iran has the formally declared strategic objective of ending US presence in the Persian Gulf. Destroying that presence is a sure good place to start.I'm sure everyone that Iran has launched drones and missiles at are very excited to live exclusively under Iran's umbrella of influence.
WHICH IS IT KEK OR KHARGROLL UP ROLL UP I'VE GOT 2/1 ON KEK
1 RT = 1 pray :((
Trump posts a poll that says 89% of Americans support the Iran war.
>>532085931>does nothing.
>>532085296>Zion Don is still based in my fan-fiction! Take that Islamofascists!
>>532084452America is using paper oil markets to suppress the price and stop financial contagion. They want the war over fast so they can stop suppressing the price. The war will go on a long time then oil prices will get worse due to the manipulation. Probably over $150 or $175. Maybe even 200.
>>532084471yes they're military intelligence officers, they have military ranks. james bond was a naval commander
>>532085963S
>>532086000and why are you mad about that?
>>532085075Also: those nails.What cosplay am I witnessing here.
>>532085110>If Beijing releases such statements, it always means that they do not consider this conflict to be resolvable except by brute force rn and just weant to say "war is bad" for the record.this. it's a boilerplate nothing burger
>>532085989Wow something blowing up in Iran. I've never seen that before. Send a tanker through the strait then since the Navy is completely destroyed.
>>532086000digitsI don't see the problem with this
>It's over for AustraliaAus PM doing a primetime announcement tonight RE: the fuel crisis
>>532085130After market close in Q1.
>>532086049airforce, leadership, economy and missiles, AA too.
>>532085973Kek look at the leading wording on that question do you seriously think its scientific
>>532086049now what
>>532085724Appropriately dressed, I assume?
>>532085973>poll by McLaffinI am too
>>532086024im kinda happy about this but overall i guess im mad that im being genocided by a gay wizard cult thats making everything so expensive that i cant afford to have a family
now that trump destroyed the global economy whats next?
US Aircraft Losses Against Iran Are Getting Worsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26hcHVsNuBs
>>532086100Another 12 days of muslim seething
>>532085086is there version with audio, and who are these guys?>In Syria, 40 km from the Israeli borderCould be any of 5-6 different guys. 6-7 ieven, depending where at the border.Israel put some border villages under control of a Druze expat they bought and flew in.
>>532086104NICE SELFIE TRANNYkeep seethingUSA AND ISRAEL WON
>>532086100those madlad greeks
>>532086024>why are you mad about ownin nothing and being happy goy
>>532086049>missile city penetrated>heh this but a flesh woundInb4 muh secondary explosions. You can see it's happening. It's sputtering like lava.
>>532086126
>>532086126market gets flooded with booty short US marine bussy
>>532086126Migger morale
>>532086126once this is over oil doomps, markets poomp, and people forget about this by mid spring when the weather gets nice and we'll be onto the current drumpf thingthirdies will seethe about it though
>>532085130>- Something to note, both Iran and the United States have significantly slowed their attacks over the past 12-16 hours. There have been little to no Iranian missile launches toward Gulf states or Israel, and little to no U.S. strikes on Iran.https://t.me/rnintel/57964IT'S OVERCEASEFIRE CONFIRMED
>>532086100are you sure that thailand didnt just make a deal with iran?:D
>>532086165And yet... No where near Russia's war with Ukraine at first 30 days of war.
>>532086100the persian fears the greek bvll
>>532086100What are the odds the Greeks just tossed an envelope with $2 million at a passing Iranian inspection?
>>532086104"This is the cuck whose wife ran Homeland Security" is canon in the America lore
>>532086221nah that's a fucking madman lol >>532086244I don't think they would've turned off the transponder
>>532085703This just means the decision has already been made, it's soft disclosure.
>>532086100nigger the normal number is 180 tankers each month
>>532086100Send a tanker through the strait gay nigger
>>532085789Kek, saved
>>532086284that sounds like a you problem lol
>>532086194It was ammo dump. The missile cities are buried too deep to be hit by anything.
>>532084274hello,are you the same retarded nigger who insisted a week ago that the strait was already open and that the Americans hadn't been kicked out of Iraq?
>>532086252>I voted Trump to get degeneracy and corruption out of politicsLolLmao even
>>532086244>greeks>$2 million on handlol
>>532085973>McLaughin' for sure
>>532085854He literally can't. The kikes hold his leash, they'd never allow that.
>>532084550Watch them start loading oil after 2 days again.
>>532086100>4 in one monthThat's it, pack it up Iran, I guess America just can't be beat
>>532084786God Israelis really run Hollywood, it's all fake and gay girlboss shit with a slav pretending to be white is pretending to be some badass while being a consoomer and pointing her guns at her phone like a nigger
>>532086270They obviously don’t want the Jews seeing someone else making money.
>>532086327do you understand that countries not buying oil from sandnigger will buy from other markets making every thing more expensive in the process?
>>532084898Any count would be fake and gay. No one is telling the truth about anything in this war.>>532086100>March 10So a tanker slipped by almost 3 weeks ago? That demonstrates the Straight of Trump is open?
>>532086100Because Thailand can't dig up the yuan to pay the toll?
>>532086478It's a subhuman kike don't bother
> Something to note, both Iran and the United States have significantly slowed their attacks over the past 12-16 hours. There have been little to no Iranian missile launches toward Gulf states or Israel, and little to no U.S. strikes on Iran.yup, it's fucking over. Back to my shitty life. It was good while it lasted, /pig/. I hate this, never getting hyped for anything ever again.
>Something to note, both Iran and the United States have significantly slowed their attacks over the past 12-16 hours. There have been little to no Iranian missile launches toward Gulf states or Israel, and little to no U.S. strikes on Iran.>Hezbollah and Israel are continuing as usual.It looks like both sides are gearing up for the land invasion soon
MUTT BROS???
>>532086394kek did you make this?saved
>>532086042"Boilerplate". Thanks. That was the word I was looking for.
>>532086394Kek.
>>532086359Did the oil in the tanker fall off a truck anon? $2 million is spare change
>>532086225>muh russiaGO BACK faggot
>>532085945>one of the Gulf states allowed their bases to be used as offensive launchpads since day one.You literally just said one post prior that the Gulf bases supported "daily bombing campaigns." Which one is it?>very excited to live exclusively under Iran's umbrella of influence.The US bases were there supposedly a guarantor against foreign attacks on the Gulf's extraordinarily vulnerable infrastructure and their reliance on Hormuz. Now, they have tangible proof that doesn't work. Gulf states have no ideological or national camaraderie with the US, it's a pure marriage of convenience. They will rethink things once all is over.
>>532086225Okay? Who was talking about Russia?
>>532086333Checkerino
>>532086521It means Iran agreed to a gay peace deal. It's over.
>>532086556>They will rethink things once all is over.lolLmao even
>>532086225>but whatabout russia
>>532086525i've been slopping this entire war
>>532086666Fuck my life. Satan why?
>>532086218>>532085130>THERE ARE NO NEGOTIATIONS INFIDEL IRAN WILL DECIDE WHEN TO END IT!11!!!AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAIRAN HAS BEEN LYING THE WHOLE TIMESTRAITS WILL BE REOPENED AND THE WAR IS OVER /PIG/GIES CONFIRMED THE MOST RETARDED AND EMBARRASSING GENERAL OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF /POL/.
>>532086511>>532086521The duality of man
>>532086042>>532086528>>532086666They know Israel is a rabid dog. Like Napoleon, they won't stop until the weight of the world comes crashing down on them. Their arrogance means they won't make peace except by total victory
>>532086556the ammount the gulf states gave the US directly and indirectly is unfathomable much of it rested on the kuwait precedent
>>532086666doesn't fit the pattern from last time
>>532086816elaborate please
its jewover
>>532085130Objectively speaking the main goals of this war have not been achieved at all>No regime change>No removal of uranium >Strait of Hormuz is still openThe only options left are therefore>Escalate the war, invade and take Hormuz by force at a minimum >Push for a color revolution like in January hoping that Iranians succeed despite being unarmed and unorganized>Declare victory anyways, leave the mess to be cleaned up by other countries and destroy U.S. imperial capital
>>532086718It's over. Why didn't you kill Pezeshkian and Ghabilaf. I wanted more happenings I wanted more kino. Do something
>>532086723it really is an inkblot test. For me, Iran fires in retaliation. Israel is nearly out of ammo to even throw at Iran. Iran would love for a missile to hit something important so they can retaliate. Israel is learning that sticking their hand in the blender is the very act causing the pain.
>>532086718Israel has literally proven to be our greatest ally. HAHAHAGET FUCKED MUDS AND EUROSHITS ISRAEL+USA FOREVER
>>532086528Sauce??
>>532086718Whatever helps you sleep at night lol
>>532086887>the main goals of this warAre as follows, chud. Do you see "regime change" or "uranium" or "the straight of Hormuz" anywhere in there?
>>532086886Jews would never play ball with Beijing's level of pragmatism when it comes to mediating. Everyone would be making concessions on that ending. (except China of course).
>>532086510>groyper is madKWAB>>532086478the strait will open back up stop being such a baby
If Trump is ending the war tomorrow, why on earth did he say this just an hour ago?
Another tanker just got lit up near Qatar
>>532087042Nothing is ending, Trump is a fraud
>>532087042It's just to manipulate the markets, following what he or his administration say is useless
>>532084434
>>532087042possibly accepted a staged withdrawal from the gulf coast? With Iranian missile privileges if they fail to meet the current stages withdrawal requirement?
>>532087042We might've gotten new developments in talks >>532087101>weird little gay kid
>>532087042boots on the ground for two weeksif it doesnt work then they leave, hopefully the families of those US servicemen that will be blown to bits arent bothered by that
TWBIWBBTWCIWBCThe amount of seething when its revealed iran has given up will be glorious
>>532087042Literally nothing this guy says matters
>>532087042
>>532087125Talks with who exactly
>>532087070UKMTO confirms
>>532087170imaginary iranian
>>532087170SpiderMohammed43
>>532087154I mean its basically already been revealed, tankers are going through and they stopped firing everything. Iran gave up. USA won. Israel won. As usual.They'll seethe and pretend like they won anyways.
>>532087158I think the fact that markets stopped responding to his statements actually spooked him more than the general failure to achieve anything in the war.
Apologize
>>532087170Iran. The ones they say are happening.
>>532087170
>>532087170China forced Iran to bend the knee to Israel and the USA.
>>532087170I am guessing Pahlavi.
>>532086718>shills are suddenly disappearingmakes sense desu
>>532087279nah just to the US. They'll still probably bomb Israel which is fine.
>>532085641No, they just wanna curry favor with pajeets and Afroniggers by stating the same boilerplate (thanks, Anon) tl;dr they alwas do, because they know the pajeets and afroniggers will gobble up that BS about totally being the UN's little loyal champion and saying war is bad.It's opportunistic empire-building by China because why not, only the fact that they have Pakistan on board is notable. Pakistan's actions speak more than these meaningless words: No need to sign a declaration of you being the peacemankers here when IRL you are in fact the ONLY peacemaker all around.It's also plausble deniability, "hey, we're for peace and stuff, so don't believe claims we provide intel to Iran."When Beijing wants you to hear their opinion, they don't bother bitching with mealy-mouthed cuckfaggotry around like this. By international law, US and Israel have made themselves pariahs, China MAY legit call for a TMD TKD and be all in the clear and even endorsed by the full extent of international law.They say this shit there because they don't want to be on record as having said noting. A major assault on world peace is being committed, and like the EU they want their rejection of this to be noted in the annals of history. It is not entirely for show tho; it makes enforcing reparation claims in court so much easier.
>>532086969Rubio said on Al Jazeera yesterday that they were never looking for regime change, today Hegseth said regime change already took place. Which one is it? Retards are too dumb to keep their story straight
>>532087246retard
>>532087335bruh it was literally israel that asked China to intervene and they did
>>532087351Israel did the regime changing >>532087359>we're not talking>ok we are talkingkwabs
>>532087377sauce?
Ignore the 50IQ retard shill
>>532087246Nothing in the FM's or other spokespeople's statements hints at any change in their list of demands.There's no meeting halfway with the things Iran wants and the US wants without one side admitting total defeat. There's nothing Trump can say to make a deal that isn't conceding to Iran. He lost all goodwill with the repeated acts of perfidy. They WANT to humiliate him.>>532087308This would have more credibility than cuck squidward >>532087258
>>532085606Another one has throtteled it, but it's only a second-level party to this conflict and the cut-off has more likely domestic reasons.
>>532087229Shoot yourself gay nigger
>>532087409see>>532086886
>>532087246US is sending messages to Pakistan, and Iran is posting their equally non-serious counter-offers on xitter. That isn't a real negotiation.
>>532087379The Khameini regime was replaced by the Khameini regime. Congratulations dumbass lol
CENTCOM LIED, OUR NIGGAS DIEFREE PALESTINE
>>532087181why is iran shooting at random ships in qatar instead of firing missiles at israel?
>>532087484Trump won. Israel won. You lost.Repeat it to yourself until you accept it.
>>532087351Seen on the feed tonight
>>532087471interesting >>532087484may we see him?>>532087474>exchange messagesthat's talking you dumb zoomer. why are you mad they're talking?
>>532087154>shias giving upkek what a retard
>>532087490Because we blew up their missiles last night. Its unironically over for Iran. Trump is doing a victory speech tomorrow night.
Amenhttps://files.catbox.moe/y4e01q.mp4
>>532087474im sure that their offer is serious and they are willing to fight for it..
>>532087379>changed the regime from 85 year old khamenei 56 year old khamenei>everyone in the world now things you're raped kikeslave faggots
No way Trump (USA) is going to pay for all the damage caused. Or admit fault. This will go on. Kinda wild to see the kikes cope as if this might end on their terms. Nope. There will be a cost of war. The longer it goes on, the higher the price. Unless they actually "win", which seems unlikely.
>>532087490Yeah that's an odd thing for them to do
>>532087547The mind and capacity of of a migger to cope will be studied for generations to come.
>>532087549the explosion in isfahan was an ammo depot. not missiles. i know you are shilling, but at least make it believable.
>>532087589>everyone in the worldoh no>>532087607the "reparations" would always be packaged into lifting of sanctions
>>532087549>Trump is doing a victory speech tomorrow night.He's doing victory speeches every night.
>>532087607This war has ended on our terms. USA and Israel won, Iran has ceased fire. I'm sorry thats so difficult for you to accept but you're going to have to come to terms with it.>>532087632Ok then why has Iran ceased fire? Even pro-iran sources acknowledge this.
>>532087170spider mohammed
if this turns into a huge nothingburger with trump announcing an end to the war tomorrow, i will never be hyped for another "war" ever again
>>532087637so who still respects america now? no one we all hate you outside of kikrael
>>532087351If it was about regime change America would've launched ground operations alongside the air campaign on day one. No, America just wants to blow shit up.
>>532084891
>>532087683:D
BAKING!STAY TUNED!
>>532087709>weok keep me posted. no one would know this is going on if it weren't for the gas prices. no one would know canada exists if it wasn't for hockey
>Hehehe we'll force the eurocucks to buy our oil inste-ACKKK
>>532086680>>532086556Well if you'd ask Zelenskiy, he might lay you out in detail in how many US$million deals they are already "thinking it over" as we shitpost.But he won't. He wants Trump to guess and wonder and fume for a bit.
>>532086225dumbest fucking chart anyone has ever madewhat do you get when you add 2 ships, 3 artillery and 10 people?who the fuck knows
>>532087692i don't know, probably preparing for something
>>532087716Operation Epstein Fury: make sure your future is as fucked as Trump's waistline.
>>532087559>https://files.catbox.moe/y4e01q.mp4its happening!
the goal of the speech is to get oil below the point where the US treasury bought it
>>532087509Ok zogbot. We'll see about that>>532087711They didn't launch ground operations because they're incapable, America's capacity for deterrence has been destroyed. You think China's afraid of this pathetic showing? I don't know how you can look yourselves in the mirror, you're nothing but weak bullies
>>532086931GotchuUse reverse image search retardhttps://xgroovy.com/videos/320396/hot-squirting-orgasm-buxom-naruto-solo-porn-cosplay/?playlist_id=28793
>important update on Iran LinkedIn speak for nukes drop.
>>532087692>This war has ended on our terms.so.. after tomorrow evening miggers wont be spamming their nonsense here again?
>>532087781kek, now to wait for a green friendly government to cancel the new nuclear plants
>>532084204That line isn't even found in the bible
>>532087781>trump wants the eurotards to stop being such liberal retards>they do>take that drumpf!
>>532087853I'll probably still gloat to you for awhile.
>>532087692>This war has ended on our terms.You lost the strait, tranny
Kek at all the MIGA rats and kikes ITT immediately taking up the Trump line of "we won" as soon as he begins to retreat. It's like you all got a signal from the mothership
>>532087637He had a deal that was significantly better for the US than the JCPOA that would've turned around his presidency and regained him the peace president branding and he blew it and fuck everything up.Now one of his best possible scenarios is giving the Iranians a better deal with less concessions on their part? That's still a defeat. I'm sure he can package it for the retard who believe anything he says but that doesn't move his chances for the mid terms by much and that's all he cares about.
NEW! NEW! NEW!>>532087873>>532087873>>532087873
>>532087781I guess the pentagon objective of cutting Russia off from EU money is over.
>>532087781I'm very happy that Europeans are deciding not to rely on USA anymore. Maybe they will also uncuck their culture and kick out foreigners so I can go swim in endless Parisian pussy
>>532084204Here I’ll help. Israel= all Christians. Not the state Israel
>>532087692>BREAKING: UKMTO reports that an oil tanker has been struck by a projectile 17 nautical miles north off the coast of Doha, Qatar, causing damage to the hull above the waterline
>>532087781>April 1, 2026
>>532087872>>532087781>>532087912>>532087934holy SHIT HAHAHAHA
>>532087946Yeah I'm a little skeptical on this one. Germany is kiked pretty hard.
>>532086000>America is using paper oil markets to suppress the price and stop financial contagion.This is basically meaning they are dumping the cost on Joe Average via inflation if they can't stop the war soon, no?
>>532087778are you seriously saying americans are retarded to that means it's ok? this is why we hate you
>>532087233Checked. >Fool me once... can't get fooled again.This retard should have listened to the wisdom of his betters.
>>532087692Holy shit, this is pathetic lmao
>>532087849Thanks homie
>>532088789That's hezbollah you utter retard. Shitran is out of missiles lol, which is why they agreed to the ceasefire
