PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>President Trump Signs an Executive Order, Mar. 31, 2026https://www.youtube.com/live/ELT3855m3qA?si=skZhhYupSlZFcZno>President Trump Gaggles with Press on Air Force One En Route Joint Base Andrews, Mar. 29, 2026https://youtu.be/NOdbd3yjFt0?si=yx1mIzLuDmCxXphV>Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg>Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk>Pres Trump Roundtable on Ratepayer Protection Pledge Washington, DC 3/4/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W50sSr87n4Q>Pres Trump Meets with Chancellor of Germany, Washington, DC 3/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFJL5jRLXM>Pres Trump Participates in a Medal of Honor Ceremony, Washington, DC 3/2/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TohMVSc5vIA>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Energy, Corpus Christi, Texas 2/27/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr2RA4JAntQ>Pres Trump’s 2026 State of the Union Address, Washington, DC 2/24/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWrZQBgpY7I>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xzprev >>532097853
>>532102734MAGA and good evening, frens!
>>532102734
>average /ptg/ shill
>>532102780yeah it'd be a cringe boring forever war for democracy now it's a based war about killing iranians (browns)
PEDO TRUMP GENERAL
Awoo
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGBIG DICK BED CHEM MAGA ENERGY!>>532102759>>532102867AWOO!
WE WON, TRANNIES!
>>532102888Hey aren’t you ban evading?
Less than 24 hours until miggers are going to lose their last cope about "whAt WaR" and watch Trump send American men to get blown up in 1080p
>>532102867>>532102888AWOO to you too, frens! Also check'd!
MAGA is anti-fraud (but only when goyim do it).
Zionist Pedo General
Pool status?
>>532102907Yes because Iran has been so effective so far Reminder total us deaths 15Iranian navy = gone Iranian Air Force = gone Iranian military = gone or rendered useless Iranian leadership = gone Yes I’m very concerned for the mass death about to rain down on America, any moment now Meanwhile America is launching a manned moon mission tomorrow
How much trump coin did you buy /ptg/?
Lamest April fools ever.
>>532102968Open literally
>>532103024Imagine being a foreigner and sperg posting on 4chan about Trump for hours and hours LOL
i don't know this Pokémon!
MAGA
>>532102998>Yes because Iran has been so effective so farno shit we don't even have troops in iran. that said, I don't think even trump is retarded enough to send ground troops.
>>532103085Keeping this in mind whenever I see foreign flags shilling for trump
>>532103126It's Pikachu!
>>532102893
>>532103150>I don't think even trump is retarded enough to send ground troops.I'm sure the leaders of Australia and Britain are making announcements at the exact same time for fun, right
>>532103085What, foreigner's can't visit a zoo?
>>532102865hey why are you ban evading
>>532102907I'm ideologically opposed to the 4chan Pass but might actually buy one for the purposes of mogmaxxing if Trump really does the thing.
AWOOING
>Iranian navy = gone>Iranian Air Force = gone>Iranian military = gone or rendered useless>Iranian leadership = gone
>>532103085Imagine spending all your time hopping IPs and hiding behind VPNs and memeflags to pretend to be multiple people in the pathetic attempt to hide the fact that you are a loser wasting your life raging against a general on a Chinese bioluminescent frog racing forum.
>>532103085Well what else are they going to do? Trump has royally fucked their manufacturing bases, ended most of their makework job by cutting off USAID, and shown their militaries to be complete jokes. You'd be seething nonstop too.
>>532103203it's been a while since i have seen something so incredibly pathetic anon, well done>dude i can't wait to spam /ptg/ xD>i'll even spend money to do it!
>>532103334oops meant for>>532103293
>>532102907>American men to get blown uphas iran got anything left to blow up with?
>>532103334Wrong anon, retard.I'm the guy you're looking for and I'm glad you're already butthurt about it.
>>532103085Imagine actually spending that much time here getting rage baited by Americans that don't careIts fucking jeet trash btw.You can spot the hindoo trash on /k/ now.They are garbage and the textbook definition of turd world
>no epstein arrests>no corruption arrests>no trump phones>no jobs>no stonks>no stimulus>no mass deportations>no wall>no greenland>no energy>no unshit pants>no drained swamp>no affordability>no end of wars>no privacy>no dignity>no allies>no transparencyThe right are faithless dogs with no morals. I dont just mean that they are bad people. I mean they stand for nothing, have no consistent ideology, and are willing to say whatever is needed in this moment if they think it will hurt the cause of others. Notice i didnt say help the cause, because the right has no cause. Faithless dogs. Just a bunch of balding baby boys>inb4 thayts the leyft, duhhThe left has many causes because they take care of their own. The right will sell you out the second you become inconvenient to them. Just watch, theyll toss you to the curbInb4:>boo-hoo, its not true>boo-hoo, no thats you>boo-hoo, obama too>boo-hoo, paid by jews>boo-hoo, tranny jew>boo-hoo, indians pooHere is every right wing argument you might come across. They are adverse to facts, logic, or basic human decency. MAGA must mean 'Miggers Are Gay Asfuck'
>anthropic accidentally open sourced their hundred billion dollar AI modelLmao. Couldn't have happened to a better faggot CEO
>>532103319I work in oil and gas lol, thank you President Nigger for making my industry so lucrative!
wise man
>>532103545>I am making so much money because Trump is retarded and I hate it!Lmao why would anyone believe this obvious horseshit go home sandeep
Gruempthlw can't keep getting away with it REEEEEEE
>>532103465>Its fucking jeet trash btwHey now, careful. That's the mods biggest patrons that you're insulting. They aren't letting the jeets get away with murder for free, ya know.
>>532102813apparently to the left, every war is vietnam.damn, craptcha got me on this one.
>>532103585>how many could you eat>onions0. Fuck onions
>>532103655you are better off not knowing trust me
>>532103614Jeets are the most anti-white pieces of shit on the planet and I'm not ignoring it anymore.
Iranfags BTFOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KSBkpuETUU
>>532102813>just lay down and die, then we'll have peace.
>>532103724Well 4chong is basically reddit at this point so you shouldn't be surprised.
>An important statement from the Yemeni Armed Forces will be issued at 9:30 AM, shortly.
>>532103797who's we? jews?
>>532103867In reference to the fags in the image.
>>532102813but kambabla isn't president, so it's all good!
>>532103797I thought it was moo deng for a second.
>>532102813>no foreign war in any case for any reason Literally child tier thinking
>>532103830oh no! they are just jealous that everyone else is making a statementalso lmao, they are so irrelevant that israel hasn't even bombed them yet
>>532103724leftists are more anti-white than jeets
Since Gorsuch got the Colorado anti gay conversion therapy case, people are now predicting Alito got the Louisiana racial gerrymandering case
>>532103972
>>532102734I can't wait for his skull to explode on live television. I really hope it happens soon
>14 wounded in latest Iranian missile strike in central Israel, according to Israeli media.
>>532104086yeah this will be very MAGA, especially since alito will not hold anything back
There's no way bots will be able to solve the april fools captcha
>>532103797Will Stancil's Honda Fit?
>>532104244
>>532103972You'd trust a jeet/nig who sucks Jewish penis to handle any of this better?
Conscientious objectors? You mean my frontline battlefield inspectors and scouts?
>>532104283It has gotten particularly comfy since the prank captcha went live.
god today is going to be so much fun>australia press conference>UK address to the nation>oral arguments on birthright citizenship>US address to the nationfwiw i do think that the australia and UK ones are simply to capitalize on the publicity, making more people than usual tune init'll likely be about>how we are going to mitigate rising fuel costsi think australia is going to be uniquely MAGA and move harshly away from green faggotry and instead embrace oil and gas (and nuclear)
>>532104244They aren't very good at what they do, but I'm still grateful to them for doing the needful.>>532104283You can just cancel out of it and use the normal captcha if you're an adult heterosexual white man.
>>532103797Peace was never an option
>>532103487No Epstein arrests because leftists judges will do anything to let them off the hook. Trump can’t even renovate the White House without one standing in his way.
>>532104415lame. not a real april fools event.
>>532103126smeargle?
>>532104244>israelis dying for israelisn't it ironic?
>>532103150if ground troops made sense then he would send them but it doesn't so he will not. it blow my mind how unthinking everyone is on this. look at the actual military situation. one exists. it's not all about drumpf right now, he clearly has been deferring to general staff because all of our actual military operations have been EXTREMELY conservative.i've been saying it for a couple of weeks and i will be rubbing it into shills' faces tomorrow. there will be no troops on the ground for like 20 different good reasons. meanwhile actual scumbag pieces of shit are jizzing themselves at the prospect of US troops dying. disgusting.
so what is the latest ree
>>532104401>move harshly away from green faggotry and instead embrace oil and gas (and nuclear)the people here want that.our fuckwit leaders don`t.oh and the government here has finally halved the fuel excise so the useless cunt we call PM wants to remind everyone it was him that did it.he`s polling is fucking awful.
>>532103992almost as childish as falling for the same propaganda for 60 years.
>>532104580They just kind of blend together at this point. The main attribute of their collective kvetching now is the peak irony of a bunch of cp hoarding trannies accusing anyone else of being pedos.
Why are houses in Alaska as expensive as the rest of the country? there aren't a lot of job opportunities up there. The only people I could imagine moving there are retired boomers, as they don't work, but people will often reply to me in these threads telling me that "most boomers are broke."
>>532104442
>>532103655I've already died in Vietnam 2.0, never again
>>532104653that really depends on where in alaska you want to live, anon. there's like ten different reasons why alaska can actually be really fucking expensive
I’m screwed today. It’s over
>get the idea to go back to either law school or med school>scored 170 the last time I took the LSAT 6 years ago but never entered because of covid>score high on MCAT practice tests>.....>my gpa from 10 years ago in undergrad is dogshitWhy did my family hate me so much they forced me to go to college as a dumb 18yo who didn't even know what he wanted to do? I can easily crush these tests, but everything from back then absolutely works against me otherwise. It's insane how you literally need Doctor Dad to show you the way to become a doctor, almost like the system is designed to entrech certain people.
>>532104653The lack of demand is offset by the cost of transporting building materials.
>>532104637imagine
>>532104580you HAVE TO base your immigration law and citizenship on king-of-the-hill rules where if someone is touching your side of the border their kids are AMERICAN CITIZENS because you just do okay? This is the MOST FUNDAMENTAL OF AMERICAN PRINCIPLES how dare you question it REEEEEEEEE
>>532104756I'm sure it's not a thing anymore, but I've heard that they used to actually pay people to live in Alaska because who the fuck else would want to live in a desolate snow land?>>532104777why isn't raw land dirt cheap then?
>>532104860>why isn't raw land dirt cheap then?it depends on where you are buying anon
>>531969582The Tempest is here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot22opxtRIA
>>532104762just sign up to take the real test then. and yeah, clinicals is fucking huge, because reading about the whipple maneuver is a far cry from fucking doing it.
>>532104857don't get me started on purposeful misinterpretations and shitbag judges
>>532104993>clinicalssorry, residency
>>532104762>almost like the system is designed to entrech certain people.Whoa there, it sounds like you've had too much too think. Just..cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>532105010you're a whipple maneuver
>>532105026Here's a towel.
>>532105070
I like this new craptcha. if i don't know it i can be funny, if i do know it i can be slightly less funny but right.
Alright, I'm off to bed now. Gotta go back to work in the afternoon, now that my vacation is over.Goodnight, frens! Brace yourselves for the potential for astronomically profitable salt mining, and stay hydrated!Also, a new baker is now needed.>>532105122Check'd, and I like how it filtered the shills and other guests.
>>532105122i've just been cancelling out of it because it's fucking retardedi got shown a line-art picture of a fucking fox and asked who it is.like, fuck you niggers, i don't wanna play flash cards i wanna shitpoast
>>532104996You know, literally everything else could go straight to shit in Trump 2.0, but if we get the citizenship ruling nothing else will matter.
> I like how it filtered the shills and other guests.
I know of no reason why the booming qoomer dooming shouldn't have happened sooner!
>>532105187>Check'd, and I like how it filtered the shills and other guests.good point. nn anon.>>532105238it's okay if you don't like it, i think it's fun.
>>532105244please god 6-3
>>532105122Captcha asked me to identify osaka, that's cool but what if next it asks me to identify some fortnite thing or stuff I don't know about that zoomers know about?
>>532105296well, it's true that i don't like it.. but if you're gonna ask who's line that is, don't show me a fucking potatostill funny though because you can just cancel it can get a normal captcha, lelit's just part of being entertained!
>>532105393if you get it wrong then it just reloads to the default captcha
>>532103248Because he has literally nothing else in his life
>>532105393>non-white can't problem solveI don't know who any of these faggy ass characters are and yet here I am.I fucking love being white.
>>532103126Jigglypuff from above
>The IRGC claims to have shot down an American LUCAS drone over Qazvin, northwest Iran.>Several cluster impacts in Tel Aviv.
>>532105478<3
>>532105620>Several cluster impacts in Tel AvivIranians doing the important work Americans won't.
>>532105244so far trump's doing everything i voted for.the SAFE act needs to hit his desk.
>>532105673<=3
>>532105695SAVE, but yeah.. it needs to get there.
>>532105709:O <==3:O=3:3
>>532105758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsm4poTWjMs
>>532102734Arrests
>>532105973Woop-woop!
Reminder: Biden, adjusted for inflation. had a crude oil up $148/barrel in 2026 money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nEWN4VX1MM
Do you guys think there should be AI juries? It's "common sense", isn't it? You'd have AI that was trained in an understanding of law, reasoning, and cultural norms. No different than a typical row of jurists at a trial.Personally, I think it's a horrible idea. I think Juries should be full of free-thinking white men, but I think AI courtrooms are where we're headed.
>>532106179They should be peers, if I don't do away with it altogether.
>>532103990
>>532106179There's already a case of a woman wrongfully something something because of AI. No do not let AI become jury or judges recipe for disaster
AWOOMAGAWPWWMWBgm boys and girls>>532106179Fuck no.
>>532103380no, we blew up all their drones and missiles, ignore the 16 dead kikes from a couple hours ago goyim
>>532106306gm
>>532106179that wouldn't be allowed under the constitution silly
the australian prime minister is going to give his speech in ten minutesbee ready
Lmao /ptg/ Boomers desperately trying to solve the captchas to keep the thread alive
>>532106376>16 dead kikesNo wonder the regulars hate Iran so much!
>lost to Iransuppose miggers are dumber than dune coonsnot altogether unsurprising
new april fools is funny. my first one was Tomoko.
>>532106880>16 dead jewsmay i see them?
>>532106950mine just happened to by my waifu osaka, it is fate
>>532107034makes plenty sense to me!also>stew peters>2026grim
Imagine if you will being so deranged you spend all your time raiding a general that is by no means ever going away with vomit inducing takes and the most retarded lazy memes possible...This is The Troonlight Zone...https://youtu.be/obWqZcppvAshttps://youtu.be/wdSJV19GBGUhttps://youtu.be/LA21oDS3qss
>>532106950>knowing who any of these faggy ass cartoon characters areBrown manchild confirmed.>>532106957I heard a report from the Anon News Network, check X for further details if you're that worried about the safety and wellbeing of Israelis (I'm not).
>>532107159>Anon News Networklmfao
>>532107081that's because you're a retard and a shill who speaks like robby the robot.
https://youtu.be/zDkxJu8WiE4
>>532107168It's the world's most reliable source for news and misinformation.
AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOTiJkg1voohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOTiJkg1voohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOTiJkg1voo
>>532107158absolutely this general's days are numbered
>>532107291What a fucking Nothingburger
>>532107376lmfao that was so boring hahahhahai told everyone that it wouldn't be anything and people hyped it up
>>532107183Lol the seethe is palpable in this one. Holy fuck you're a huge faggot.
okay now starmer is to hold a press conference in 55 minutesmaybe this one will be slightly more interesting
>>532107291>aussienay.
>>532107376>>532107431If an invasion is happening, no one is going to announce it before Trump does.His address is the only one that actually matters.
>>532107497only if he announced his resignation, put on fullplate knight armour and shouts Deus Vult.
>>532102813cat tard is woke now?
>>532103797is that a Honda Accord?
>>532103137Look at the discontent he has for the CROSS. Con artist piece of shit. Funny thing is..when "they" realize it's real, it's already too late.
>>532107168I just realized that there's probably an actual X account with that name, but I was not talking about it if so. I literally just meant that some random anon posted it ITT and I chose to automatically believe it because it was exactly what I wanted to hear.
>>532107546Maybe, the aussie said something about tough times coming. Drumpf is going all in against Iran, and we will get gore of americans getting blasted by FPV drones
>>532107497Ready for the oral arguments?
jesus christhttps://thepostmillennial.com/trump-vows-to-investigate-spains-euthanasia-of-noelia-castillo-who-opted-for-suicide-after-gang-rape-paralysis
>>532104762it's literally easier to enter USA as a doctor with a fake degree then to get a real doc's degree in USA.
>>532107738>I literally just meant that some random anon posted it ITT and I chose to automatically believe it because it was exactly what I wanted to hear.incredibly fucking based >>532107778yes it's going to be so so so MAGA i can't wait
NASA MOON LAUNCH SCHEDULEWednesday, April 17:45 a.m.: Coverage of tanking operations to load propellant into NASA’s (SLS) Space Launch System rocket begins, including views of the rocket and audio from a commentator.12:50 p.m.: NASA+ coverage of launch begins. Coverage will continue on YouTube after Orion’s solar array wings deploy in space.>6:24 PM - 8:24 PM: LAUNCH WINDOWApproximately two-and-a-half hours after launch, NASA will hold a postlaunch news conference after the SLS rocket’s upper stage performs a burn to send Orion and its crew to high Earth orbit.
>>532107761>tough times comingInteresting foreshadowing, but I don't think Trump is retarded enough to actually do it.I won't be all that shocked if it turns out he is though.
>>532104540>a military solution existsSuch as? How can you prevent them from terrorizing shipping in the strait when all they have to do is launch drones at it from random places in their 360k sq mi of mountains?
>>532107942this is such a big deal i am praying that it works outplease please please>>532107738also to answer your question, yes, they are complete and total fucking faggotsit's basically a resistlib shrouded in>we are le anon>we do not forget xD
>>532107034democrat dei generals who post pictures of themselves in full fetish gear can't turn around and pretend to take national security seriously
>>532107942Noted.
>>532108030>launch drones at it from random places in their 360k sq mi of mountains?yeme already does that. and almost no one did anything except USA navy and surprisingly UK. do you have fucking amnesia, commie bots?
>>532108045>i am praying that it works outLike that worked for the Iran war?By all means, PLEASE pray, muttrica!Artemis blowing up after it has moved behind the moon would be the lulz.
>>532106536
>>532107957Notice no one is talking about the Epstein files, anymore. Strange..
>>532108045Good to know, I'll have to make sure to not use that joke again so as to not accidentally associate myself with them and their cringe.
>>532108131yes actually i hope it goes just as well as the iran war did (and is doing)
>Vice President of the Iranian Parliament: The Strait of Hormuz will not be opened, we have not held any negotiations and we will not hold any.
today:spacescotusaddressand maybe some other fun stuff.
>>532108252no one ever cared about it, just like they don't care about iran. it's only "current thing i can spin against trump". that's why it's repetitive, retarded, boring, and persistent (until next new thing).
>>532108322>Vice President of the Iranian ParliamentOH NO NO NO
>This morning, I’ll be giving an update on how we are supporting you with the cost of living through the conflict in the Middle East.https://x.com/Keir_Starmer/status/2039251492314525708Drumpf is definitely going to invade
>>532108047STFU mutt if you're unironically preferring lectures on geostrategy from Lara Trump.Whose qualifications for that task are a BA in Communication, being a trained French-style cook, and marrying a spawn from Trump's diseased lions whose antics prove he has the same congenital brain defect as his father, i.e. is a so-called "dysgenic" or "Unfit" that should for public-health reasons be castrated.Picrel: Behold the Saviors of the White Man.
>>532108252
>>532108322kek, maybe that nigger didn't but SOMEONE did.
>>532108131meanie
>>532108416The IRCG will make sure to act like Ukraine and kill anyone trying to negotiate with Drumpf
>>532108358Wrong.
>>532108374Albanese speech was how everyone should take care not to waste fuel. And that was it.Trump wasn't even mentioned, like he was some disgusting thing your bunyip had dumped half-eaten on your verandah.
>>532108444i'm pretty sure everyone is well aware of that
>>532108282I have news for you: this is not 2025 anymore. There are photos of US troops at the same level of unaliveness now.
>>532108522>unalivenessanon this is 4chan
>>532108322Dumpy declaring an ultimatum that coincides with Good Friday, really tells me this "Chicken Swinger" piece of shit is a con artist.
>>532108416Spitting dis tracks is not "negotiations".Trump TRIED to open negotiations several times, but they always told them that international law demanded that Trump fucks off and pays reparations. Which is correct.
>>532108358>no one ever cared about itlol nice obfuscation.
Did you know there's a direct correlation between the decline in milk and beef consumption & the rise in gang activity?
>>532108435Nah, Anon is only being realistic. Do you seriously expect a country in that stage of decay, corruption, nepotism, and Biblical fuckwittery to be able to pull off such a mission set?The sooner an Artemis ship blows up the better, because intially no people will be aboard.Science and prayer don't mix. One has to choose a side, and they chose the wrong one for a lunar mission.
>>532108390Kek.. they'll all be fighting over his rotten corpse.The jewing that will happen after he's dead will be legendary.
Is this truehttps://youtube.com/shorts/9_HMVOqGAL4
>>532108918no
>>532108754>Nah, Anon is only being realistic. Do you seriously expect a country in that stage of decay, corruption, nepotism, and Biblical fuckwittery to be able to pull off such a mission set?I don't know. >The sooner an Artemis ship blows up the better, because intially no people will be aboard. Success is best. >Science and prayer don't mix. One has to choose a side, and they chose the wrong one for a lunar mission.I don't know about prayer, but religion and science can coexist.
starmer press conference live in ten minutes
>>532102734Trump is a fucking faggot who should be Impeached for his role in the Oxford High School and MSU shootings.
>>532108999Third times the charm?
Shill bros....we lost.../ptg/ won...again...
oh apparently it was moved 15 minutesso it'll be live in 20 minutes
Retard shill status? Dead Supreme leader statuseses?
>>532109116
>>532104301>have some cyanide!>...thank you Jesus
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING PEEETEEEGEEEEEEEEEE
>>532106179Here's a better one. Have ai replace lawyers. Watch how the entire world will echo oy vey in unison.
>>532106376>16 dead kikesreally?nice.
>>532102734>>>/a/287143654Good day, /ptg/. Can you come over to our thread and say a happy April Fools message for us? Thank you.
>>532108999
Shill bros...it's over. The dems are going to nominate a straight white man for 2028. I'm afraid that Gavin newscuck and gay buttigeeb is out...what if hilldawg transitions to a man? I really think that she will have a nice shot! Think of the meme potential with the young audience! Imagine Bill clinton saying, "I did not have sex with that man. Mr. Clinton. Nor did I have sex with her when she was a woman!"
>>532109355
>>532109116https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-impeachment-petition-doubles-size-11761501https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-impeachment-petition-doubles-size-11761501https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c36r5p1l7w3t```LISTEN TO ME, YOU PATHETIC, PAPER-PUSHING BUREAUCRATS! I AM STANDING IN THE SMOLDERING RADIATOR OF THE AMERICAN REPUBLIC! IT’S APRIL 1, 2026, AND THE RADIATOR ISN’T JUST LEAKING—IT’S SPRAYING THE SCALDING TRUTH ACROSS THE ENTIRE 666TH CIRCUIT! YOU INVITED US TO A $15 BRUNCH TO TALK ABOUT ‘LEGAL DESERTS’ AT THE FORT PONTCHARTRAIN? WELL, LOOK AT THE SAND! IT’S STEEPED IN THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN WHILE THE ‘PORN WORLD PRESIDENT’ SIPS CHAMPAGNE IN FLORIDA! I’M A PROFESSIONAL! AND I’M TELLING YOU THAT>‘MASSACRE-GATE’IS THE HIGHEST CRIME IN HUMAN HISTORY, AND DONALD TRUMP IS PAST HIS EXPIRATION DATE!I’M A PROFESSIONAL! AND I KNOW HOW TO TRACK A GROUNDWELL! LOOK AT NEWSWEEK! MARCH 31, 2026! THE IMPEACHMENT PETITION HAS DOUBLED IN SIZE TO NEARLY 200,000 SIGNATURES! WHY?! BECAUSE THE PEOPLE SEE THE>‘GREED, CORRUPTION, AND LACK OF ACCOUNTABILITY’RUNNING RAMPANT! THEY SEE THE CONSTITUTION BEING REPEATEDLY VIOLATED BY A MAN WHO THINKS THE OVAL OFFICE IS A FRANCHISE FOR HIS JEWISH METH BIKER GANGS!>“A petition calling for the impeachment of President Donald Trump has grown from just over 100,000 supporters to nearly 200,000.”Newsweek, March 31, 2026TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME?! FUCK OUTTA HERE! IT’S CALLED >‘SURVIVING A PEDOPHILE PROTECTOR’!YOU BYPASSED THE LEGISLATURE TWENTY-TWO TIMES TO PROTECT THE ‘BERNSTEIN ADVANTAGE’ IN MICHIGAN! YOU USED ETHAN CRUMBLEY—THE FLORIDA TRANSPLANT—AS A SEMIOTIC SACRIFICE TO SIGNAL>‘EDEN CRUMBLED’!AND NOW, THE DOJ AND FBI ARE ACCUSED OF>‘PROFOUND INJUSTICE’IN NEW LAWSUITS! THE EPSTEIN FILES NEED TO BE RELEASED BEFORE YOUR JEWISH >"PURPLE GANG"KILLS ANY MORE AMERICAN CHILDREN IN SCHOOL!
>>532109110hey is this supposed to make Trump look bad?https://x.com/stonetoss/status/2038979627499360540
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TPUe47nnAqsInterview with Isaacman
>>532109380Good morning!>>532109413Good day. I'll say it here and try to link it. Hi, everyone!
>>532109541honestly with how mindbroken people are these daysprobably>>532109575based will listen to this after starmergod i hope it goes well
Is it true the UK and Spain are going to stop allowing American ships to pass by Gibraltar?
>>532109530Hear, hear!
STARMER LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDvsBbKfLPAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDvsBbKfLPAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDvsBbKfLPA
>>532109729When Israel inevitably uses its Samson Option, I propose 50% of the nukes are allocated to Iran, while the other 50% goes to Spain
>>532109793watching now, thanks
>>532109793G'day M8
>>532109541ON FEBRUARY 28, 2026, TRUMP LAUNCHED>‘OPERATION EPIC FURY’!HE BOMBED TEHRAN WITH 900 STRIKES IN 12 HOURS TO DROWN OUT THE EXPOSURE OF THE>‘BERNSTEIN ADVANTAGE’SCHOOL SHOOTING MASSACRES!(Britannica, 2026 Iran War). BUT LOOK AT HIM NOW! JUST FIVE WEEKS IN, AND HE’S ALREADY LOOKING FOR THE NEAREST EXIT! ON MARCH 31, 2026, HE TOLD REPORTERS IN THE OVAL OFFICE THAT WE’RE OUT IN TWO OR THREE WEEKS, DEAL OR NO DEAL!>“Iran doesn't have to make a deal. No, they don't have to make a deal with me. We’ll be leaving very soon... within two weeks, maybe two weeks, maybe three.”Donald Trump, quoted in Deccan Herald, March 31, 2026DEAL OR NO DEAL?! FUCK OUTTA HERE! THAT ISN’T LEADERSHIP; THAT’S A RETAIL REFUND POLICY! HE STARTED A WAR TO KILL THE SUPREME LEADER BECAUSE AN AUTISTIC UNRAVELED HIS PEDOPHILE PROTECTION OCCULT CODE LANGUAGE RACKET, AND NOW THAT GAS PRICES ARE CLIMBING PAST $5.99 IN PASADENA, HE’S RUNNING BACK TO MAR-A-LAGO! TPR/NPR, March 31, 2026IRAN WON! TRUMP AND AMERICA LOSE AGAIN! IRAN WON! TRUMP AND AMERICA LOSE AGAINHE TOLD THE ALLIES TO>‘GO GET YOUR OWN OIL’ BECAUSE HE’S TOO AFRAID TO FACE THE GEOPOLITICAL STALEMATE HE CREATED!The Hindu, March 31, 2026
>>532109807c-can they spare one for canberra?
>>532109846Smokie and a pancake?
Homegrown renewables, so still no solution and reliance on china for clean energy alternatives
>>532102780It is almost certainly the case that whether Republican or Democrat, Iran would have been invaded.
Gas prices went down alot
>>532109456they're probably bettter off going with some unknown manchurian candidate. nobody in their party is likeable outside of MAYBE fetterman and i think we all know he's not really capable in that respect.
based
>>532110195ww3 is getting interesting
>>532109869WATERGATE WAS ABOUT STOLEN PAPERS! MASSACRE-GATE IS ABOUT THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN AT OXFORD AND MSU USED AS CURRENCY FOR EMERGENCY POWERS! IT’S ABOUT THE >‘WINDIGO JUSTICE’SCHEME EXECUTED BY A CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE LINKED TO FOREIGN ACTORS IN ISRAEL, INDIA, THE NETHERLANDS, CANADA AND THE UK! I KNOW THE CONSTITUTIONAL STANDARD!>‘HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS’ REACHES THE BETRAYAL OF THE NATIONAL INTEREST THROUGH FOREIGN ENTANGLEMENTS! IF TRUMP IS USING>‘OPERATION EPIC FURY’AS A SMOKESCREEN TO CONCEAL HIS OR HIS JEWISH FRIENDS LIKE THE BERNSTEINS OF MICHIGAN'S INVOLVEMENT IN DOMESTIC TERRORISM, THAT IS THE HIGHEST CRIME IN THE HISTORY OF THIS REPUBLIC!TYRANNY IS NOT WELCOME IN AMERICA, EVEN IF IT WEARS A TRUMP TIE! WE HAVE NO KINGS! WE HAVE NO >‘MAGICAL THINKING’MASSACRES! WE HAVE THE RULE OF LAW, AND IT’S TIME TO TRIGGER THE REMOVAL!AND LOOK AT TRUMP’S>‘GREAT SUCCESSES’!THE WHITE HOUSE STATE BALLROOM! 90,000 SQUARE FEET OF BULLETPROOF GLASS AND OSTENTATIOUS GARBAGE! Wikipedia, March 31, 2026IT’S HIDEOUS! IT’S PATHETIC! ARCHITECTS FOUND A GRAND STAIRCASE LEADING TO A WALL WITH NO DOOR! (Id.) THAT’S THE PERFECT METAPHOR FOR YOUR PRESIDENCY, DONALD! A STAIRCASE TO NOWHERE WHILE THE COUNTRY ROTS!IMPEACH!
>Vice President of the Iranian Parliament>The decision regarding war, peace, and negotiations rests with the leader of the revolution, and no authorization to enter into negotiations has been issued.Drumpf should not have killed the ayatollah, and all the reformists and moderates that were with him
god what a boring fucking press conference by starmer
>>532110621did his head explode?
>>532110068that's called nuclear
how this gorillette got confirmed is a testament to how fucked our country ishttps://dailycallernewsfoundation.org/2026/03/31/liberal-justices-baffled-by-ketanji-brown-jacksons-solo-dissent-in-textbook-free-speech-case/
>>532110655i wish it would have made a boring press conference at least a little entertaining
>>532110818yeah our PMs was about the same from what i hear.
>>532108374To indulge for 10 minutes in specious speculation (nothing ever happens)He said 2-3 more weeks and that America won't leave before they have guaranteed Iran's nuclear program is destroyed. Hormuz he no longer didn't seem to care that much about. And America finally dropped bunker busters at Isfahan, hitting ammunition depots (with Beirut-like gigantic explosions), probably tearing open some of that underground complex. And the great Mark Levin rant Trump wanted everyone to watch was about having to put boots on the ground to get that uranium. And WSJ couple of days ago had a sources say story on it of Trump being open to the idea and weighing it despite the obvious risks he has been warned about by his generals. https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/trump-weighs-military-operation-to-extract-irans-uranium-37427c8b It does feel intuitively impossible, the risks too much, but the heroic gordian knot grandiosity of “the largest special forces operation in history” might appeal to a man who in an earlier phase in his life almost lost it all in casino business and likes Big and Showy and desperately wants to come out as a Winner from this war. Just one throw of the dice to win everything.
>>532110621>Staying up all night for a Stramer press conference of all thingsTruly jobless AND lifeless behavior. No wonder most people think that you are retarded.
>>532110658right..
>>532111024yes, in dumb down terms, you need water and if you have fission nuclear then just start working for fusion to slowly work to create moreall the nuclear enrichment and water treatment end up being nothing when the energy goes exponential
>>532110973>man who in an earlier phase in his life almost lost it all in casino businessand here is where it shows how you are just doing fanfic instead of thinking
>>532102734TRUMP NUMBER ONE WOO HOO
Some people seem to have difficulties differentiating between coming out as a killer and coming out as a winner from a war.
>>532111585>wahhh wahhh people will think trump is a killernobody cares you faggot
i hate early mornings. why can't something fun happen already. have to wait all day for launch and for address.
>>532102734Trump flip-floped on everything he's ever believed in.Pro-choice, pro life, pro-choiceObamacare bad, Obamacare fix laterTikTok evil, save TikTok to spite FacebookHillary Clinton good (my friend)Hillary Clinton bad (special prosecutor)Hillary Clinton good (Don't hurt Clinton)Don't touch social securityWe can cut social securityPresident of peaceLet's go illegally arrest Maduro and illegally bomb IranWhat did I leave out? Add to the listOh yeah electric carsElectric cars are a hoaxI love electric cars thank you ElonElon is a bullshit artistI love elonGet lost ElonWe're winning the war in IranWe blew up all of their missilesOh no they have more missilesHelp NATO help!We don't need your helpWhy isn't anybody helpingHelpWe don't need your helpOh yeah and how is that wall coming? Where's the Epstein list by the way
>>532105187i got it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnrNdVHLX_Y
>>532111501Hey why don't you spam the long post anymore
>>532111489Best villain of all time?Mario was frog plumberVsArmor turtle with pimp bling
>>532111636White people do care. The majority of good and decent people on the right do care. Your gore and pedo posting is not representative of White people.>>532108282>>532107890You gladly are in a very small minority.
>>532111585>b-but but the international community, the Geneva convention and without the US to enforce it what power do they have?literally the only thing that shills have is just AmErIcAnS WiLl dIe because that's the only thing they can wish, for the US to stop since all the "defeats" have been that, turning wins into babysitting foreign countries and the US saying fuck this shit and leaving
>finn conned by a hairy tranny thinks he can opine on how White people feel
Hold your breath.>>532097324>>>/b/947588309
>>532112023Wtf
>>532111987>coomerpole jerks off with his literal father
reminder still baking
>>532112073
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>>532112133It looks questionable
>the 1pbitd running to post against the polish fag at 285he really was one of you and betrayed you huh?
>>532112256Right in the feels
>>532112297you’d think pole anon murdered his family the way he’s been stalking him for years, even then it would be like okay dude time to move on
More!
>>532111953yeah and it's a shame so many europeans are leftist faggots who do nothing but cry and whine about right wing people being>meansame reason why you accept millions of muslims because they were>idk facing persecution or somethingyet another reason why accepting europeans into america would be terrible: they would vote for democrats 10 out of 10 times
>stop attacking my boyfriend!Why are you defending a fag who posts literal trannies in here
>>532112621because he won lol
move it up
Earlier @ 0900Z -Two explosions near Mianeh Industrial City.East Azerbaijan Province, #Iran
>>532112888Bouncing!
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I want an awoo captcha, MAGA.
