It would be more realistic if rock was perfectly fine and Trump and Netanyahu were rolling it on energy security while laughing.
>>532115448Those that do not stand with GEOTUS are traitors
>>532115448>we started a war we can't win and now we got to beg europe to save usSo much for first military in the world
Talk about desperate mutt cope.
you have no idea how demoralizing it is to watch TV in this country, see all your so called "leaders" and "politicians" falling over one another trying to figure out how to solve the energy problem. not a single one brings up russia. not one of them. not one of those total fucking retards just states the obvious. it is hell.
>>532115550>they can block the strait and fuck us over>so they should have nukesAnd US even offered them free nuclear fuelNot to mention they are Russia's ally and declared war on Ukraine
>>532115576Nobody fucking needs you nigger. It's a loyalty test and y'all failed.Enjoy Ahmed's BBC pounding your wife forever
>>532115448before israel started the war, dragging the golem along, there was no issue. when the kikes get raped and have to withdraw, everything will normalize to a degree.
>>532115550>perfectly finePerfectly fine as in held in place by a rotting plank of wood.
>>532115448This comic just depicts Trump as a retard who decided to move a boulder uphill for no reason
>>532115638The problem is that while russia is severely weakened, it would still be too costly to invade russia and take over their oil.
>>532115576>made-up bs>eh, what now burgers?
>>532115448Our energy is 98% renewables and nuclear.
>>532115576Come on anon, you don't seriously think this has been the full might of the US military?First off the US soldier's heart isn't in the fight. It's hard to fight a war you don't want to be fighting. I would argue that the US hasn't fought a real war in over 80 years. And the ones we have been fighting were either not popular, or forced on us by our allies. >Korea and Vietnam>failed french colonies they begged us to save.
>>532115448>Blows up your gas pipelineOy vey help me goy
>cause problem>demand others fix it for youchildish behavior
>>532115655you must be privy to top-secret intel
>>532115647>wastes taxpayer dollars and military equipment to do a shittestFemale tier logic ngl
>>532115646Straight is blocked because Israel started this war and US under Trump decided joining 'em was a good idea. When it comes to Iranian nukes, mostly a threat to Israel. Another terrorist nation in middle east that has nukes and starts wars around it.
damn trump is strong holy fuck
>>532115448>start war>can't win>cry about Europe and shart yourselfKek
>>532115726Are you talking about NATO setling military on Ukraine then demanding US to help when it blows up in their face?
>>532115707>true war just hasn't been tried
>>532115792I like how you omit the Russia's ally part
>>532115833We caused that too thoughbeit
>>532115707>First off the US soldier's heart isn't in the fight. It's hard to fight a war you don't want to be fighting.why would you start a war that your soldiers don't wanna fight?
>>532115448If this results in fossil fuels becoming an unviable energy source and we finally pivot to nuclear and renewables then so be it.
>>532115576>>532115624>>532115647>>532115818Why are they so fucking obsessed with Europe?
>yes dis is donke. yes we won. pls send help. we are winning all banan. why yuo no helps? brb hev to kiss pissrael wall and suck bibi cum
>>532115448that picture is moronic, that stone wouldn't be a threat if it would stay on ground level, or maybe that's the point?
>>532115448hormuz is the easiest imaginable problem to solve for europe.>make a deal with iran, pay in yuanspain and greece already did it and won - their ships safely sail through hormuz.THEREISNOHORMUZPROBLEMwhatever retarded jew told trump that europe cant handle hormuz should get back into the fucking bunker.
>>532115792Israel has been crying about Iran being 3 years away from having nukes since the early 90's. They're like a homeless faggot standing on a street corner with a sign saying the end is nigh.
the mutts are dying for jewish interests, coming to beg and cry to us for help kek fuck off we dont care. should have gotten your military in order before you decided to attack
>>532115448the rock was standing still on flat ground before trump pushed it up, and even now the rock going to roll over trump and then stop before hiting the glass house
>>532115833A) NATO is largely a US effort. What you miggers constantly remind us of is that we are basically not invested in NATOB) tensions with Ukraine are largely a US effort, from maidan, Nuland, etc. Europe always cared for stability of its eastern flank and that's all
>>532115912>He thinks that the little people have any voice in this.
>>532115448Europe must go more into nuclear energy, didn't the germans start getting rid of their plants due to some random leftist scum crying?
>>532115942Oh so you're fucking traitors to the US, noted
>>532115726>our house is on fire>well I won't help put it out because you started it! Europe could free the straight and assume control or impose a toll but we're too pussy for it. we could turn a shitty situation to our benefit but are too busy sniffing our own farts and simping for mudslimes
>>532115918You won't suffer. We produce more energy than we use, and we're connected to your energy grid.
>>532115851This motherfucker thinks war is some Starship trooper fantasy shit.
>>532115886Israel attacked Iran because it is Russia's ally?
>>532116028Green parties are hilarious
Brainlets are so tiresome.
>>532116032>traitors?america is the one that betrayed the entire planet.
>>532116028No, they did that because Schroeder wanted a job at a Russian company
>>532115932those reddit-tier "memes" (I'm being generous) weren't funny 4 years ago and still aren't now.
>>532116040>we>our>uswere not saving you, kike
>>532115942>But muh petrodollar..
>>532116040There is zero need to control anything. We had deals and trade was flowing before an orange chimp and his tiny hatted handler decided they needed chaos. Up to them to deal with the fallout now. If anything not getting involved favors our trade routes and gives us a competitive advantage
>>532115973Of course we're heavily invested in NATO. You pasta niggers started two world wars and we had to come in and stop it. Twice. If swinging our dicks around and telling Yurp what to do keeps the peace, so be it.
>>532115558Golem Executive of the United States?
>>532116145>k-kikeI accept your concession rabi. keep trying to divide the western world (which doesn't include pissrael).
>>532116155>please hate Iranwhy?
>>532116155>I can't even blame Trump for this
>>532115448Drop vpn.
>>532116071Are you seriously going to argue about that when Europe did jack shit about them being a Russian ally and only parroted their every single talking point?
>>532116028Yeah, the germans were retarded to do that. However, we're reversing course now. All in on green/nuclear.
>>532116181>past tense. the situation has changed. either wallow in shit or turn it to your advantage.
>>532116032You can't be a traitor to a nation you're not part of, mutts started acting retarded and everyone is tired of tardwrangling the orange nigger, simple as
>>532116040>>532116211hormuz is the easiest imaginable problem to solve for europe.>make a deal with iran, pay in yuanspain and greece already did it and won - their ships safely sail through hormuz.THEREISNOHORMUZPROBLEMwhatever retarded jew told trump that europe cant handle hormuz should get back into the fucking bunker.
>>532116211>die for israel goyno thanks, kike
>>532115448It's a great analogy, because Trump is the one who put the rock there in the first place!
>>532115448This shit doesn't even make any sense. Most gulf energy goes to Asia. The price hike isn't because Euros are cut off from their oil and gas, it's because Asia is, and in peactime Iran would be more than happy to supply India and China, nukes and all.All this Iran larp is doubly retarded considering that mutts are doing everything to placate Russia, Europe's ACTUAL security threat. It's literally waging war on its borders. I swear the Swedeflags on pol are the biggest nigger retards.
>>532115646there was already a nuclear deal. Trump got rid of it his first term.
>>532115448Trump>We started a war now buy our expensive oil>Don't like it? It's your war now.
>>532116028Agreed. And just start drilling oil in antarctica. Probably lots of oil there.
>>532116284>I swear the Swedeflags on pol are the biggest nigger retards.hey, that's our job!
>>532116249Europe still has to give more money to Ukraine than to Russia, during this war.
>>532116040You're free to volunteer to go and be handsomely rewarded Mr macho big balls man.Except you're not even European
>>532116254no you are actually not reversing course on nuclear, yes a politican said so but still no plan to actually do something and rebuild the (literally a month ago) blown up reactors or build new ones... for the slow people in the back it doesnt matter what words come out of a politicans mouth you have to judge them on their actions.
>>532115448This but the ground is actually flat
>>532116304>there was a nuclear deal>which would have allowed them to have nukes already by now>and had lackluster mechanism for inspection It was shit and Crimea was sold to Putin for its sake
>>532115448Yeah yeah. Europes fault that Iran beat the ever living shit out of TrumpLmao, take some responsibility for once in your life, orange manbaby
>>532116348Nuclear takes a while to build.
>>532115942How about we pay in euros? Would that work?
>>532115693kek
>>532116323The US has more oil than any other country. In fact we have some of the greatest mineral wealth on the planet. But most of it is locked up behind the national parks system. There is massive tracts of land out here that are completely left undeveloped, that hide billions of dollars of natural resources. I love Teddy Roosevelt, but there is a couple interesting conspiracy theories out there, that he buried a lot of ancient knowledge about the previous owners of our continent. Along with it, locked up untold amounts of wealth.
>>532115942>let's prop up the economy that covers 60% costs of invasion on UkraineRetardation
>>532116323there is shit loads of oil in the north sea yet the government does't drill it for "environmental" reasons. If you ask me, they are are doing that to keep the continent weak and relient on other places so they are easier to control
>>532115647>says the country full of niggers
>>532115707>mutts are starting to sound more like RussiansKek
>>532115558Die migger
>>532115675I don't give a shit about global warming, why would I give a shit about some future nuke?Leave the rotting plank alone, worry about the nukes after they hit Tel Aviv.
>>532115448Where are the bombed kids?
>>532116590Assuming oil is a finite resource, this makes more sense in a longer geopolitical game. Consume all of your nehboors resources first, before you tap into yours. There has been new data to suggest that oil might actually be refilling, as it's not liquified dino bones. But possibly the excretions of microscopic organisms that live in the crust, and break down bio matter.As there has been a few thought empty oil wells, that people have found oil in them again. So there is literally no reason to NOT drill....
>>532116251No one cares hohol
>>532116406>>532115646Why is it our problem that Iran has nukes?>Oh but they are le big bad terrorist state :'(They only fund terror groups in opposition to US imperialism and Israel. Maybe if the US stopped toppling regimes left and right and supporting a bunch of psychotic larping europeans, they would be left alone.Not my problem.
>>532116127They serve well as a warning.
>>532116721Test
>>532115646Iran offered all of their enriched material in the week before Iran and the US attacked most recentlyIn addition to a deal that would have no expiration, with inspectionsNow shut the fuck up you inbred, know-nothing subhuman baby sick sucking kike
>>532115647>it's a teststale cope
>>532115675A rotting plank of wood that manages to stay in place in spite of a month long carpet bombing?
>>532116529Thank you for reminding me to buy a Xiaomi next time I need a new phone
>>532116938That rotting plank of wood is going to eventually turn to dust. It will never see daylight again.All the paths to the surface have been destroyed.
>>532115448The EU is the #1 customer for US oil and doesn't get anywhere close to a majority of their energy through the straitAbout as stupid of a comment is Trump bombing all of Iran's desalination plants, despite the fact that it would be met with bombing desalination plants of all of the US allies that rely on them. Contrary to Iran, which gets less than 10% of their water from desal.Truly, he is the world's stupidest subhuman goy. But a contender for that stupidity is Bibi, being the retarded kike that he is, who didn't and apparently couldn't predict that the Kurds would take the weapons, chill in their mountain fortresses and say they didn't feel like it this time (after being betrayed the last dozen times.)Kikes and their hubris is something to behold.
>>532116406>>which would have allowed them to have nukes already by nowno it wouldn't
>>532116590Im just wondering why the eu “leaders” actively destroy europe. I dont understand why. Are they all blackmailed? The climate agenda, (((immigration))), and anti white media is all hostile towards us.Try to make us think we are the cancer on earth or somethingI just dont understand that all politicians are doing the same bullshit, they hate us this badly?
>>532115550Yeah in alternate reality wherein China and Iran weren't ready to grab Europe by the balls and squeeze. Stop being pussies for like 30 seconds and you can stop being overly dependent retards.
>>532115448Fuck euro fags. Align with Russia!!
>>532117307It's a democracy. By flooding the country with a bunch of migrants from 3rd world countries that rely on welfare you know they will always vote for you. Moreover, they are easy to control. It's just how the system was made to be played
>>532115646>there are many nations with straits that could fuck us over. That doesn't mean we should invade them and force them to use their leverage.And an Iran with nukes is Israels problem.
>>532115448
>>532115448>USA and Israel throws itself under the bus.>Don't do anything.>Pay oil in Yuan.Win. Simple as.
>>532115448that rock was on the other side of the hill, not bothering anyone
>>532115647>>532115707>HELP US WE’RE WINNING
>>532116073Literally only Germans and Austrians did this.
>>532117370King Kike is the one that put our balls in the hydraulic press, you fucking retarded subhuman.Iran was ready to give up the enriched material with non-expiring inspections.And Bibi just had to have regime change and an unstable region, making Iran a failed state, despite the fact that there were definitely moves for a more moderate successor.China isn't the issue here, you fucking retard. Subhuman kikes like you are. If anything, it made China more of an issue by increasing the instability of Asia.You fucking retards are desperate for any point in which this failure of a war makes sense when it was only enabled by Kushner, Grahm, and Bibi talking into the ear of a deranged dementia patient who shits his pants in the Oval Office daily.
>>532115448American arrogance is baffling.
>>532115448?It's literally Trump's actions that are causing the energy problems Europe is facing, why the fuck would we help him?
>>532115646So we should fuck over any country that is remotely close to an important geographical location? What kind of nigger brain mental gymnastics are these? Iran never closed it before mutt and kike chimpouts
>>532115448It should be that the rock is huge and stuck and it would take like a crane to move it
>>532116644APPOLOGIZE TO MONKE RIGHT NOW
>>532115550No, this comic is absolutely perfect as it is. That boulder would've just been sitting there minding its own business until the orange retard started rolling it up the hill. It also implies that he realized he is too weak to perform this task and now needs help to undo the problem he has created.
>>532118228lol
>>532115647>Nobody fucking needs youThen why is Trump begging for European help?
>>532115448Amazing how willingly Jewish supporters are to suck the Jew dick when their leaders demands them too.
>>532115647>y'allI hope you and y'all jew lovers come back in coffins. Just so trannies can vandalize them.
>>532115646And if Poland had a brain they would of too for Ukraine's crimes against their people. But you are a shitjeet.
>sks cartoon Stupid Kiked Slop
>>532115675No
Fixed
>>532116032no jet fuel for you
>>532115558THE POTENT POTUS
>>532119703This makes more sense.
>>532115646Jew>>532115675Jew>>532117370Jew
>>532115448Retarded little swede bitch, go lube your anus like a good little swede faggot, you fucking whore.
>>532116338That is somewhat fair, but depends on who started the war.Also america might be benefitting russia more than europe, due to oil price increase.Hard to determine with their port blown up as well.
>>532119919Kill yourself swede fag hurensohn.
>>532119703Global trade (globalism) is something that objectively needs to end.
>>532115448Trump already let go of the rock and is now telling Europe to repair the greenhouse
>>532120006Shall I remind you the USA started this entire Ukrainian Roulette game to enslave Europe?>now they're pulling more shit to enslave EuropeRemember Nord Stream?Europe has only one enemy it has to worry about, and that's neither Russia nor Iran.
>>532120479>Remember Nord Stream?Can you explain why Russia shut down nordstream for eight months even though it was repaired, despite the USA, EU and Canada bending over backwards by repealing sanctions for it to be repaired?Try to do so without copingThen after that explain how the US government supposedly blew it up when it ended up being half a dozen drunk slavs in sailboatsWithout coping
>>532120200You suffer from a gross misunderstanding.Globalisation is an integral component of Capitalism. Both are entirely about wealth transfer, and one of the final stages in this wealth transfer is controlling trade. Disrupting it is a type of control.
>>532120730Sure: put down the crack pipe.
>>532120817>put down the crack pipeYeah, coping.Maybe google Russia refusing delivery of the turbines they can't manufacture and we had to repair.I'm sorry that you have the memory of a nigger and cannot recall what happened.
>>532115448The boulder wasn't there before. He's the one that brought it over and pushed it up the hill.
>>532120817
>>532120817>>532121213
>>532120817>>532121237
>>532115448we can just buy oil from IRGC though. in euros :)
>>532115550that's what they're doing though. the yuroid should just shoot the rock agitator.
>>532115448USA and Israel created Iran as problem and now wanting Europe to take care of it. Iran is not our problem you stupid nigger.
>532120730You’re a waste of life and should just end it.
>>532116073the most funny/retarded part about this is the current German leader saying they CANT create new ones because of a past law.like..just change the fucking law...
>>532121741Suck some baby dick to calm down, kike
>>532115924Once freed from the american shackles we can sort our shit out.
>>532115646poolish retardation everyone anyways pools closed, Keef lost
((( >>532116040 )))>our>weThis was posted by a rabbi
>>532115448>>532115550fixd
>>532115448>I got my orders from the kikes>greatest orders.>nobody gets orders from kikes like I do>Hey, why don't you wanna serve the same kikes?plot twist, the Europoors already serve the same masters as americans. Just from a different angle
>>532124153this
>Europe will be affected by the fuel crisis in Asia, therefor it is 100% Europe's problem lmaoWhat is this retarded burger logic?Go ask Korea to fix your shit. And when the prices get bad enough? Then America will be hit equally like everyone else.
>>532122329>>532119194its obviously an Ukrainian retards, nobody here givesca shit about hohols anymore, we're fucking done with them. Only rich foids still care about that.
>>532124153The rock has already rolled through your shit, retarded brown.
>>532118116max cringejeeeeeeeeesus
>>532124747>dat syntaxayo dobee like dis
Well, Golitsyn was right about the E.U. Sadly, the U.S. isn't headed by the real national leader.
>>532124885As expected, you are an expert at brown monkey speak.
>>532124153This
>>532115448> 1 pbtid> trump shitpost> cartoonist too stupid to realize Sisyphean metaphor undermines his point> OP copes, seethes, dilates (for now)
>>532115448usa can't handle Iran without help of world nr.1 superpower
>>532121829>like..just change the fucking law...you need a majority of this in the bundestag and bundesrat, our current government has a slighty majority in the bundestag, cdu/csu would be in favor of this. meanwhile their coalition partner spd is against it. meanwhile the other opposition parties, the greens and left are also against it, afd is the only opposition party currently in the bundestag who is for it. cdu/csu cannot vote together with the afd because of "le evil nazis party" thing they forced on themself. also there is no majority of it in the bundesrat either, so why even trying?
>>532125505
>>532117307I would venture to guess that your politicians are beholden to the same powers as ours and they benefit more than anyone from the petro dollar. Our central bank was founded and funded by Europe’s.
man, ai is cool.
