Sign tranners were wrong
>>532122488I’ll take things that never happened for 67
>>532122488>Source?https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump
>>532122488POTUS is legitimately hallucinating conversations in his head. Doesn't that concern anyone? Isn't this the exact situation 25th amendment was made for?
>>532122549>67
>>532122488I always believed in him
>>532122488Iran is making their demands clear on social media and it has no ceasefire but a complete end to the war and promise against future aggressionTrump is the only one that seems to be unaware of this
This is the 7000th time he's said this
>>532122488literally 5 minutes ago
>>532122607You and me both Israelibro
Anything coming out of this imbecile's mouth is worth as much as used toilet paper.
>>532122587that only matters to an educated basetrump's base is high school or less
>>532122488It was real in his head
there is no ceasefire
Orange boy has cried wolf too many times just to manipulate markets.I'll only believe it if the Iranians themselves confirm this to be true.
>>532122488Lmao is he trying to get the president of Iran hanged?
>>532122648That faggot Mario being a faggot. Exchange of messages is not talking. Pedantic faggot.
>>532122648>we're just talking bro nothing moreLmao, zutted
>>532122488his retarded ass changes what he says multiple times a day, nothing sadder than miggers grasping at any statement he makes
>>532122488You'd think a German could spot a moron spouting nationalist retarded garbage, but then you'd be wrong
>>532122648Do you seriously take the words of some xitter rando over those of POTUS? You efties just want to watch the world burn.
some one is lying
>>532122488Iran doesn't have a new president
>>532122488Trump is just pretending to talk peace to either >push oil prices down to inflate the stock market>trick the Iranians into thinking peace is possible so their guard is down when he puts boots on the groundTrump and all his jewish friends are getting rich from constantly manipulating the stock market and ruining the economy. Goyim are still dying for Israel in Iran.
>>532122817probably the guy who said he won the war dozens of times while his army is still under attack
>>532122654
They are keeping the strait under their controlThey know they can do it now
>>532122792Stonks are up, so you are wrong
thank you for your TWOMOREWEEKS MELTY on this matter!- DJT
>>532122488Trump is just under his delusions again...no peace.
>>532122488What level of retarded nigger do you have to be to believe anything drumpf posts?
>>532122488April falls
>>532122488peace through bombs, the american way
>>532123058migger level
>>532122648>please negotiate>noAn exchange of messages has now taken place.
>>532122488>we are blasting Iran into oblivion, or, as they say, back to the stona agesYeah, that is the language of a master at diplomacy. Capitulation within a week, buy the dip etc
>>532122998Dumb migger sage
its 12d chess, you wouldn't understand
>>532122793Yea seeing as how he's already told us that he won 30 times since this started.
>>532122738>>532122747> trump: WE WON, surrender or we'll win again!> arghachi: donke.jpgAn exchange of messages doesn't imply negotiations or constructive talks.
>>532123440it's multidimensional chess to make yourself look like a retarded fucking compulsive lying moron to the point nobody trusts you at all except brain dead miggers who care about nothing but their perception of "lefty salt" (aka anyone criticizing Trump is a lefty, period)
>>532122488> markets upTomorrow, he will say he's still considering sending troops in> markets downThe next day, he will declare himself prince of peace> markets upNoticing.
>>532122817MIGADON never lied to me.
>>532122692Much, much less. Dropped out after the 3rd try at 8th grade. On average.
>>532122488>but during the stone ages...
>>532122488Finally an agreement has been reached with Iran's leadership, but sadly Iran's leadership don't want a deal!It's also good to hear that their nuclear capabilities have been obliterated, although Iran still has nuclear capabilities so they must be bombed back to the stone age. The war is done and over with and america won, but it's important to know that america is still bombing the hell out of them.
trump has a speech at 2100 EST tonighthe is either announcing total victory again or he is announcing ground invasionbut in reality he will likely announce bothalso there's a chance that isreal will assassinate him live for trying to pull out of the war and then blame it on iran
>>532122488>new regime...... presidentHE'S TRYING TO SNEAK IN THAT DOUBLE-THINK TERM IN THERE TO PRETEND HE SUCCEEDED IN REGIME CHANGE
>>532122640>promise against future agressionsWhy doesn't Trump just make that promise and break it later when it's convenient? Is he stupid?
>>532122488we already know this wasn't the new regime but a bunch of retard using gmail accounts with a somewhat arabic sounding names shitposting
>>532123592The whole tariffs fiasco was such a blatant markets manipulation scheme it's hilarious. And now this shit.
>>532123592eventually this is going to stop having any effect, the market will just crash and stay there
it's honestly ridiculous that the market is even susceptible to this kind of shit at all, enormous flaw, futures trading and shorting should be illegal
kek
>>532124273forgot image lol
>>532123592Why does the market continue to give anything he says credibility?
>>532122648>So are you nuking us or what>t. President of Iran
I cant wait to hear the absolute shite he is going to talk tonight
>objective: re-open the previously open straitmission accomplished, art of the deal!
>>532124409>re-open the previously open strait but now you have to pay a toll to Iran.fxd
>>532124301Day 4,765 of doing nothing and allowing jews to implode the nations of your enemy.
>>532124583Israel is getting fucking rocked right nowWill start posting webms soon
>>532122792Oh nooo, not nationalism. Lmao.
>>532122488>no 'thank you for your attention'he's cooked
It's morally wrong to not believe in the existence of the ceasefire.
>>532122645>evil oilkek
>New Regime president But Iran has the same president lmao does this orange Jewish child-raping nigger not know basic facts?guess you can’t learn much from 2 minute AI videos about bombing Iran between hours of watching gorilla channel
>>532124638>may we see evidence of this destruction?they rekt most of the publicly accessible security cams so nobody could tell they're not actually getting rekt, it's just bullshit to support this idea Trump is playing multidimensional chess against them (fucking over his Jewish grandkids with the tribe so never happening regardless btw)
Heard loads of impacts in Israel
>>532122998
>>5321247604-5 BIG impactsno hiding thisstill more on the way
>>532124638Uh Oh Kike bros?I'm not feeling so good
>>532124764>>532124805>I head impacts in Israel here in the UK
>>532124860on tel aviv webcams dip shit
>>532122831>New presidentGlad someone else caught that kek
Rumours this is the biggest attack on Tel aviv since the start
>>532124893>on tel aviv webcamslive AI feed?
Homefront Security reportedly instructing Israelis to remain in protected areas.
>>532124948live multi cam feed if you must know
>>532122488New delusions>New regime>We won again>The strait will open once we hit iran hard enough
just a few more days of tweets and it's the markets are closed for the weekend
>>532122549Imagine being a shitskin in denial.
>>532124992tel-aviv webcam impact streamss just flew over my house carrying tariff rebate checks
>>532124860>>532124948shalom!
>>532122488Idiocracy is my favorite movie.
>>532125059>>532125050>>>532125059>>532125050well montenigger called me a Jew so surely Israel is getting rekt and would never lie about being in danger to shekelgrub for donations on Fox news every 2 minutes
@gork how many times has the orange nigger lied since the start of the war. thank you sar
>>532122488Lmao, he's senile
>>532125167>26 times at mostmy fucking sides
Jordan reportedly hit
>>532122549AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 67!!!!!!!!
>>532122648Trump is just trying to calm the market so he and his kike family can do more insider trading before burgers throw him out of the white house on reasons of insanity.
>>532122488First he was friends with Hillary Clinton. He donated to Bill Clinton. He was pro-choice, he was anti-gun.. then he ran as Republican. Suddenly he didn't like Clinton. Suddenly he was pro-life. Suddenly he was pro-gun. He said he would assign a special prosecutor for Hillary Clinton. When he was elected then he said he likes Hillary and doesn't want to hurt her so he won't assign any prosecutor. Now he and his wife are more pro-choice, he used to say he was the president of peace. Now he is making wars (legal wars at that) he says he won the war... Then he asks for help.. then he says he doesn't need help. The guy is insane and a compulsive liar.Where is the wall Where is the special prosecutor Where are the Epstein files Where is the list Impeach Orange nigger today
>>532122488Wait until you hear his address later today. It's going to be a banger.
>>532125097>>532125194>>532125059>>532122587What is it about DJT that makes the brown european seethe so much?
>>532125225I thought he was still trapped in the belly of the whale.
>>532122551yeah somewhere between the ads I could find it
>>532125282>He donated to Bill ClintonOh he did more than that, anon. He sucked off Bubba very bigly.
>>532125347Why do you assume I'm making fun of Trump? Idiocracy is about the whole USA.
>>532124311Starts with Stein... ends with Berg...
>>532125387if you block ads you're antisemitic and thus kicked out of MAGAhttps://nypost.com/2026/01/12/us-news/trump-to-antisemites-youre-not-welcome-in-maga/
>>532125347Why does Eglin make the most hilarious memes?
>>532122793Trump already claims he won 18 times since the beginning of the special military operation.>>532123406Pic related
>>532125368>hey kid, wanna buy some logos?
>>532125499nothing will ever beat the "jews ARE based, thanks Nordic Chad and pepe trump" onefucking peak "glowniggers trying to hard"
>>532125573
>>532125611it's practically satire, lel
>>532122551wgafif the crusty orange one sent itit's either plain vanilla meaningless, a lie, a stock fiddle or all of the aboveif it's made it's pretty much the same
>>532125680What, don't you feel like enlisting?
>>532122488lol m8 the Houthi are closing the red sea shortly.Hope you dont need any oil and gas lololol
>>532122488>Iran: "Fake News"
>>532123516>Not constructive talksIdf and USA haven't bombed that one yet, so that's constructive communication, gypsy.
>>532125759This is some fucking elite reverse psychology right there. Straight out of Noah Chomsky's playbook. Ruke #4, I believe.
>>532122587If you were fine with Joe Biden being president, the 25th Amendment is forever not a talking point you can make.
>>532125246>before burgers throw him out of the white house on reasons of insanity.Not likely. Retards actually broke into the capital so that Trump could keep doing even more insider training.
>>532122488The president of Iran is the same as before the war
>>532125968Glownigs are wily, master memesmiths.
>>532126073>Retards actually broke into the capitalno, they were cattle chuted to and into the capitol to take selfies and stupid shit while senators hid for photo ops>select all images with a fire hydrant>30 squares every one is a fire hydrantfirst time I've laughed at it, well played
>>532126073>broke into
>>532126101>we are obese>websites circulating imagery of obese agents that is very contradictoryYeah Trump was trained by the absolute best.
>>532125759
>>532125347leftist europeans are patient zero for trump derangement syndrome
Its so dumb it's funny at this point that he keeps saying these things and the stock market believes it...
>>532122793how's the food at Ramstein, pablo?
>>532122488>tfw you tap the sign
>>532126568I too have noticed that the majority of remaining miggers are all foreigners anymore
The level of tiny cocked shiite apologist transvestite cope in here stinks to high heaven someone open a window it smells like someone used dilator smegma to lube a niggers asshole then fucked them with a mechanically enhanced tranny penis.
>>532122488Things that never happened for 100
>>532122488i was 1000000000% sure that was april fools. i had to check.holy fucking fuck
>>532122488What? they are literally more radicals now, because they now see that either you get nukes or get attacked
>>532126727said the foreigner
>>532122488Sign tappers are failed rappers.
>>532126752>it smells like someone used dilator smegma to lube a niggers asshole then fucked them with a mechanically enhanced tranny penis.this is such a specific smell that there's 0% chance you could recognize the smell without extensive firsthand experience with italso you're smelling your own room since smell-o-net doesn't exist, dipshit
>>532124301There’s no evidence that he even considers America his enemy. He really seems focused on making China great and not so concerned with how well or bad other countries are doing.
>>532122488>Trust me bro Iran wants a ceasefire even more than they wanted 2 weeks ago! Just 2 more weeks and we'll see about that ceasefire
>>532124388I think Trump might be talking about the Supreme Court hearing tomorrow on birthright citizenship
>>532126796you're hot bloodedcheck it and see
>>532122488
>>532126727Holy shitskin cope. Reminder california is not america
>>532125499Very organic meme
>>532126727
>>532122488Schroedinger’s war
>>532127120of course not, it's niggerfornia>>532127208stop posting your reaction selfies at me
>>532127005dont forget the ballroom
>>532125027Imagine for the 80th time believing a fat lying con artist who starred in reality television shows
>>532127208Its a child. Dont even bother
>>532122648How the exchange of messages probably went:>please recognize Israel and the chosen! the strait! Stop bombing Israel and my arab vassals! >no>REEEEEEEE!
>>532122488Iran will release a statement shortly saying no such talks have been taking place.
>>532122645Kek
>>532127609>t. bothered and got more bootybothered so NOW isn't gonna bother anymoremiggers are as fragile and mental gymnasting as trannies
>>532127457>>532127005And this, the ballroom. I expect only a short blip on Iran>2 weeks away from nuclear weapons>we obliterated them>new friendly regime in charge>total victory
>>532127632they already did.
>>532122488>mfw the oil futures market still falls (but just barely) for his obvious nonsenseHe is absolutely going to invade during the long weekend.
>>532127692I honestly want to beat down the first trump faggot I see in the streets
>>532127928it's way funnier to get them to throw first, all you have to do is remind them about his jewish grandkids
>>532122488Dont fall for this market manipulation bsthey are moving currently troops, jets, guns etc. as fast as as many as possible to prepare the ground invasion1 or 2 weeks the big war starts
>>532122488post is real...but seems to me he's bullshitting and its a diversion.my assumption honestly is that the ground invasion is already a done deal
>>532122488>>532122551Trump is deranged.
>>532122648>No dealOk we return your national infrastructure to stone age.
>>532122587I think the secret service is feeding him LSD and doing prank phone calls
>>532128277This, and he also if working the trade algorithms. Bots trade based off of Twitter. Positive news means buy.
>>532128330>came to "save" iranians>fuck it, let's just ruin the countryGood ol' Drumpf.
>>532122488>Trump: *lies*>Trumpies: HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY LOOK AT WHAT TRUMP JUST SAID WHICH IS LITERALLY TRUE HOLY FUUUUUUUUUCK WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!>Trump, later: *betrays you*
>>532122488but Iran did not get a new president, it's still the same guy they had before this retarded war started
>>532122488AMERICA WON! I ALWAYS HAD FAITH! USA USA USA USAAAAAAA
>>532122549Yo anon over here aura farming from 67maxxing. Uncs getting rizzmogged fr.
>>532128470Iranians voted for this
>>532122738>negotiation means talkingInbred uneducated hicks shouldn’t be talking
Sage
>>532129015yeah I'm sure tehran and washington are just discussing the fucking weather, nothing morenigger
>>532122648>So youre going to ceasefire and do as I say>no?>Ive already told everyone that you did this. Im a great negotiator, Im going to win my next election because of this! Art of the deal baby!Genuinely, what the fuck happened to Trump lol.
>>532122648>We're not negotiating>We're just talking again! This is just a feminine gambit; acquiesce in private while telling everyone it's not what it looks like. Pol doesn't recognize it because they're a bunch of virgins.
>>532129489>>532129313Great example of a virgin who doesn't understand women or how they think.
>>532122488The most based man ever
>>532122488Guys..... >THIRD U.S. AIRCRAFT CARRIER, USS GEORGE H.W. BUSH, DEPLOYS TO MIDDLE EAST: WSJ
>>532122488>>532122551source: trump
>>532129489>>532129521Trump will never be a real womerns snowflake
>>532122488If we avoid a ground invasion it will be because of the sign tappers.
>>532122640>but a complete end to the war and promise against future aggressionAbsolutely nothing you can trust coming from Israel
>>532129574>by 2027, 5 billion deaddon't even care if I'm one
>>532129594Trump is the man in this analogy, nerd. Go get a girlfriend lmao.
>>532129693>Trump is the man in this analogymust be why he can't finish
>>532129313All I know is I feel like this could spell the end of our (((good))) if it can be called that, relations with Israel and job as their golem and maybe pull us financially out of NATODo you see why I think this might be a good kind of "Disaster"?I want to have a more isolationist country at least hemispherical isolationist Not extreme but I honestly don't care about our tax dollars being wasted doing anything for Europe or Israel when we have enough issues hereWe used to discuss this very thing back in the 90s at 2 am over coffee at Denny's.Pre 9/11 young millennials were discussing the idea of locking down our country for a decade to fix shit here before opening our doors to the world again.Trump may yet realize something resembling this idea I mean, nothing good for us the people ever happens, but if the Big Orange can shatter our chains to you and others then I will accept rolling blackouts as a price worth paying
IRAN IS GOVERNED BY THE MILITARY NOW RETARDS THEIR PRESIDENT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FULL CONTROL OF THE COUNTRY YET
>>532129574Oh my god, there's going to be so many AI videos of it getting sunk!
>>532129770>Being able to last in bed is a bad thingFind a vagina to have sex with instead of coming here and being bad at shitposting.
>>532125027Theres nothing more brown coded in 2026 than posting "epic trump owns u" memes
>>532129796You don't understand. If your enemies bomb you with impunity, you win.
>>532129879yeah, no, "being able to last" and "unable to cum" are not the same thing, but nice migger copeif it was the former it would be over already and he wouldn't be making so many excuses
>>532129913>codedFaggot lingo detected. Do you feel cringe having to pretend to be a white person?
>>532129967>Pulling out before cumming raw dog is for losersLmao at this copeYou will never be Chad
>>532122488Didn't he say that he doesn't care if the straight is open literally hours ago? Why is Trump so embarrassingly retarded? Iran is just laughing in our faces.
>>532129992Shit covered indian hands wrote this post
>>532129549Arguably, Trump is the entire reason people are called based in the first place.
>>532130057>I came as soon as it started, male orgasms are a democrat hoax, I'll cum in two weeks, negotiations for me to cum are underway, very productive!!
>>532130104>ESL grammarOk brown.
>>532122645Honestly shocking how much Trump fucked up. If hes not blackmailed I dont know how to explain it.
>>532129992>Anon can sense the larping brownsYou make me proud, anon
Sounds like the typical bullshit from the rights god emperor.
>>532130144>as soon as it startedNigga it's been going for over a month and we are still dick slamming their fartbox
>>532122488It is Trump's April Fool's day joke, retard.
>>532130137
Just look at how many bitches we prolapsed so farWe are hatefucking our way through the entire harem of whores
>>532126067What if I'm simply tired of senile old men from either side running this nation straight into the trash?
>>532122488This is the 30th time he's declared the war is over.
>>532122998They are up because they were undersold. Nothing more. They are still at a risk of crashing again if the momentum upwards slows down
>>532130270>he wasn't saying it was over day one>hasn't been repeating it was already over while ramping upmiggers are as delusional as and do as many mental gymnastics maneuvers as trannies dothey're yin and yang to one anothertotal migger and tranny death
>>532130552>Bitch boy is crying because men who have had sex are Dunkin on him
>>532124122Market had nothing to do with his tweets anymore. Some of the AI stocks lost like 25-50% of their value since the war started. Buyers piled in. People who were short took profits cuz the big green thicc candle yesterday was scary.The war is just noise. The question is, will stocks be able to make a new ATH or will they crash again.
>>532122488Zion Don is lying to manipulate the markets while they are still open, you retard. Stop trusting a jewish puppet and look at military force deployments. America will invade Iran for Israel.
>>532130666>dunkinyeah nobody who's had sex says this dumb shit, only kids that pretend they have
>>532131154>Kissless virgin now wants to claim expert level on how people who have sex talk or post onlineHoly kek
>>532131289>Kissless virginsource?ah nevermind it came from the same place Trump's basedness and your perception you're a woman doesyour imagination
>>532130982thisit's like week 6 of "we won" and "they're decimated" yet all military deployments point towards further escalation
>>532122551If a trump tweet is over 1 hour old it no longer applies. Keep up sweaty
>>532122488As this the latest goyslop Trump pulled out of his geriatric boomer ass?
>>532122640I think he gets some info written in large letters on a paper.So if Iran passed a list of demands to end the war, which included the USA stopping bombardment, Trump took this to mean that they're begging for a ceasefire
>>532131393>source?Imagine the dry a chick would get if you said this unironically
>>532131753>t. has to imagine vaginalel
>>532122488>the war is over but we'll keep bombing themJust blatant market manipulation to enrich his friends.
>>532122488>even if it turns out to be true>BREAKING ISRAEL BOMBS IRAN
>>532131753Lol GOTTEM
>>532122488Im sure the oil tycoons that like making tons of money off selling to Europe would agree that they should just stop selling to their biggest buyer because Trump had a melty. Iran war wont last forever, but youll never get oil from there again if you join this pointless war, all they have to do is wait till America TACOs again or when Trump finishes his term. Everyone knows this.He can keep talking, noones fighting a pointless war at a time when they are trying to fix the situation in their own countries, oil or not.
>>532132137discord miggers uniteform of: closeted homosexuality
>>532122488I love how we're at the point of wondering what delusional ramblings he's going to post each day now.
>>532131753>>532131816I've become so separated from femoids in my real life, and I've gotten so fed up with all the prissing and preening which is necessary to look presentable to others, that I couldn't keep it up if a Playboy model fell into my lap this very second.I'm tired of their bullshit. I'm tired of all the horny zoomzooms whoreposting and shooting their loads onto 4chan day in and day out and turning every fucking board into a porn board, I want all the femoids to get the fuck away from me
>>532132557even better is the way miggers grasp at every single one and take it 100% seriously, then cope with some multidimensional chess when the next one contradicts it
>>532132304>Mentions children's cartoons>Uses childishly uncreative made up wordsYikes
>>532133216That's copyrighted! You have to pay royalties to use my pictures.
>>532133312Getty won't do shit and neither will you
>>532133298>>easily recognizes the reference but tries to act like using the reference is some "sign" of something pathetictrying way too hard now
>>532125706Go back to preddit you bitch. And get a job instead of shilling here.
>>532128132sex with arisu
>>532133557>Noo my ebonics are legit English grammahLmao at zoomers
>>532123188>Capitulation within a week, buy the dip etclol... lmao even. You people will call achieving all objectives and pulling out a capitulation of course. But that would be retarded given the fact that Iran has been set back a couple of decades militarily and their regime has been deradicalized with bombs. We now have an LGBT Gayatollah so faggots should actually be thanking Trump for making Iran so progressive.
>>532122551omg it's a TRUTH
>>532133661try hard III: a bad day to try too hard
>>532132693Based
>>532122488It makes no difference what the President of Iran wants. The IRGC is in control now. They have gone rogue.
>>532122488> Iran's new leader gives a speech at the White House... Picrel.
>>532133814>35pbtid>Accusing others of trying hardI kek
