Irans going to light off some fireworks for this one.
>we have completely annihilated them
>3 tankers hit

>>532130118
$20 says he goes off on a 20 minute tangent about his faggy little ballroom.

He's going to call a draft

It's going to be a 2 hour long incoherent babble.

>>532130118
He'll spend most of the time shitting on Europe for not helping him, after he called us useless and weak 6 months ago

April fools!!! We fucking lost! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>big beautiful ballroom
>major iran success
>best prices ever
>fuck europe

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>>532130118
>totally annihilating Iran and achieving victory

Now say that with a straight face.

>>532130118
>israel's political currency depleted
>both American parties political currency depleted
>zionism in America spotlighted
>divide between population left and population right reduced
>due to growing divide between politicians and people
>immigration now a matter of national security
>amerijews scared
i'm not happy with action, but I can't be mad about the result.

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>>532131515
he definitely is taking 'emperor's new clothes' to a whole new level... everything is says lately are signs/words of a man surrounded by yes men before his fall.

>>532130118
>since the democrats stole the election from me:
>we have the greatest economy the best economy
>I have deported all illegal aliens, every last one
>the border is completely secure
>great success in venezuela
>the biggest tax cuts in some are saying maybe in world history
>and now Iran is completely destroyed and begging for a ceasefire
>to maintain this ceasefire I am asking congress to give Israel $3 trillion dollars

>>532132487
>>since the democrats stole the election from me:
>>we have the greatest economy the best economy
>>I have deported all illegal aliens, every last one
>>the border is completely secure
>>great success in venezuela
>>the biggest tax cuts in some are saying maybe in world history
>>and now Iran is completely destroyed and begging for a ceasefire
>>to maintain this ceasefire I am asking congress to give Israel $3 trillion dollars
if only at very he yells 'APRIL FOOLS!!' ... actually this nigger lives his life like EVERYDAY is April Fools.

>Iran has been defeated
>We need our allies
>The operation is going on schedule
>I'm not supposed to call it a war
>The strait is open
>We are going in to Iran
>Our job is done
>We must open the strait
>Iran is no longer a threat
>Something like the world has never seen
>We don't need NATO
>Iran has been totally obliterated
>They are radical regime
>We've had great negotiations
>They want peace
>We've opened the strait
>Go get your oil
>We don't need them
>Biden started this
>We have achieved victory
>Our troops will be on the ground soon
>The strait is open
>NATO needs to step up
>They sent me a gift
>...

>>532130118
he'll admit he'll be reaming a 6 year old boy later tonight

>>532134914
He'll admit to raping children because he has such a small dick adults don't know if he's inside or not.