>work office job>finish all tasks within half an hour>still paid for 8 hourswhat do you do with the remaining time? ideally i would work 4-5 jobs similar jobs simultaneously but toilberg would find out and freak
>>532143049um how about help your coworkers so THEY dont end up posting cringe on the internet complaining about working 9-5 and barely getting by and having to work so hard and hating their job. maybe by overachieving at work you can use your time to make your coworkers work experience amazing by being a good teammate, colleague, and friend. or maybe clean the bathroom, tidy up the break room, organize the supply closet, take inventory of supplies that are running low and needed. t. self motivated improver
>>532143049don't worry. office jobs won't exist soonanything you exlusively do on a pc will be done by an ai agent
>>532143049I work night audit at a hotel and I get my work done in two hours and have six to study.
>>532143779When will this meme die
>>532143779This>>532143049Enjoy it while it lasts, I wish I was in your shoes but I’m neet
>>532143049>what do you do with the remaining time?You don't have any "remaining time" you have to work or pretend to work which are probably the same thing anyway with your "office job"
>>532143049>two games of solitaire>wordle>seattle times mini crossword>la times mini cross words>nyt connections>nyt hard sudokuHalfway done with day>file emails>scroll twitter>maybe do a report>look at porn>follow up on any emails I haven’t got to yet>go homeEasiest shit in the world anon
>>532143049may as well do more work if you're just gonna sit there anyway
>>532145356usually I just play counter strike or TF2
>>532143049>complain that you don't have enough work and are bored>get more responsibilities assigned>UGGGGGH WTFFFFFFFFRetard moment
>>532143049>>532145356>>532145541Is this really a thing? How did you get these jobs?Were they like that from Day 1?Why do you keep doing them instead of finding something meaningful?I dont mind going to work. Just wish it was something that made me feel like I have purpose.
Not my problem
>>532143049>glory days of working from home>call in for the occasional meeting, otherwise perform the job in 2-3 hours most days, at any time of day>my messed up sleeping patterns are a non issue because I sleep when I can which is never a problem>back in the office>I am stuck there so the hours I did efficiently at home are now stretched to double because there is zero incentive to be efficient, not like I'd be paid more or get promoted>job is more boring when done slowly but I have to look busy most of the time>still lose additional three/four hours a day plus commute plus tip>back to the living torture of constant brain fog if you can't consistently sleep 8 hours in one go every night>relapse into suicidal thoughtsI managed to land a 4/5 days WFH position. Normgroid goycattle tolerate the office grind, maybe they deserve it.
>>532143049Play gacha games. It's what I do with my remaining time. So maybe three hours of work, five hours of gaming.
>>532143049If you were smart you would be looking for a 'job' that can't be replaced by a clanker
I work an office job and I feel like I'm running around all day busy as shit.
>Work at water control lab>8 shift>All tests done in 2h>1h of putting the results on the doc>5 hours of reading mangaI would actually phone my boss to ask if there was any other tasks left, i really fuckin loved working, but if there was nothing else left i would just dive into my manga for the rest of the shift basically as a "If the plant explodes you are there to fix it or die trying"
>>532145908Literally same experience here.
Browsing and shitposting on 4chan is hard work.You can do that.
>>532143888he's mostly right. Combined with low birth rates and everyone wanting remote jobs, 90% of office space is gonna be empty abandoned buildings in like 15 yearsOracle just laid off 30,000 employees yesterday
>>532143888>When will this meme dieAre you fucking retarded? You think these companies WANT to pay these lazy winy mental midgets to do menial computer tasks? MASSIVE layoffs will take place over the next 5 years and these entitled niggers will have to do actual labor.
>>532143049maybe get an education so you don't have to work such menial jobs eh?
>>532146645They should have seen that coming
But yeah, the standard 8 hours for every single job like it's some factory shift is absolutely retarded.The 40 hour week was codified over 100 years ago, and despite all the advances in automation and other kinds of optimization, the number never went down. If anything, they're thinking of ways of making us work even longer.Convenient for the state, of course, because that barely leaves any time to think about your surroundings during the day.The evenings and weekends are spent on chores and preparing for further wagecucking.
>>532143049>ideally i would work 4-5 jobs similar jobs simultaneouslyYes. Start with two and see how it goes
>>532143049Hell kinda gamer cafe sweatshop he working in lined up in a row like that do
>>532146808It would be better for the state for workers to have more free time to spend their money.
it's not real FYI.
>mouse forwards of keyboard
>>532143049These people absolutely do not sit at their desks and pretend to be busy all day like they want you to think do you'll pity them. If that was the case, there wouldn't be rush-hour traffic from 6am to 7pm with no break whatsoever now. These office drones have literally become Grand Theft Auto NPCs, driving around in circles and looping the block until they disappear from your sight and probably all of reality as well.
>>532143049First lesson I've learned when I started working is that when you're at work there's always work. It's because it's called work: There's work to do, otherwise you wouldn't be working. So go get work done!
>>532146971The money wagecucks spend in their sparse free time is enough for them.Not to mention all the exuberant taxes from coping mechanisms like alcohol and tobacco.
>>532143049Tell us where you work, and your boss, and we'll have a word for you
>>532143049That moron is going to get fired lmao. You have to pretend you're working otherwise heads start rolling
Can i get a remedial WFH job with an A+ cert? Im like 1 hr from town but only need 500na month to live
>>532143049You ask your boss for more work>""finishes"" """"all""" jobs in 2 hours. Goofs off for rest of the day>gets replaced by jeet>Surprised pikachu face!
>>532143888Two more weeks.
>>532143049Meanwhile me>work office job>software developer>billions of managers want me to develop yet another feature so their worthless jobs operating my software become even easier>task backlog is always growing, I cannot possibly "finish my tasks", only prioritize and survive while pumping out feature after feature>endless requirements and planning meetings with people who are too retarded to specify how their proposed feature would even look like>once you got a good understanding of what they need, estimate how much it would cost to build>meanwhile 2 other devs are working on their tasks for 3 days, pushing out half-baked AI slop that I need to review and tell them why it's shitIt sucks being a useful worker. All people do is delegate work to you, because they know you're not as retarded as them.
>>532147293Nope, the Indians fuck off all day as well. I see them out and about in the middle of the day just like everyone else. We imported the entire 3rd world so they could sit in traffic and go shopping.
>>532143049You persuade your boss to allow you to work remotely, or quit this job for another that'll let you. Then you get 2-3 extra jobs or work freelance in all that idle time.Congrats, you're "working" the same hours but have tripled your yearly income. Many such cases for programmers and other kinds of tech workers.
>>532143049I am currently at work. I am a financial controller. Since it’s the first day of the month, I’m running reports and statements. I spend a lot of time on pol, playing ultimate golf, Balatro, I plan my summer vacations on Expedia, etc. It would be pretty hard to replace my job with AI.
>>532147293>we must punish efficient workers because... BECAUSE IT'S NOT "FAIR" FOR EVERYONE ELSE, OKAY?!?!?!
>>532147293>having the work finished in 2 hours>vs>never having it done right and the company implode in 3 years
>>532146645Where do you see 30,000?
>>532146645(((Oracle))), the shithole that runs javain the "goyim" world people tangibly still want interactions with humans
>>532147544Make a linkedinAdd you coworkersAsk for pay rise at next opportunity
>wake up>2 emails>forward a few things>done in 20 minutes I've taken up needle work and I catch up on my reading.
>>532145356This is literally me minus the "follow up on emails i didn't get to" part. IM me on teams if it's that important and I'll pretend I'm just finishing up.
>>532147544software developer jobs are already in jeopardy. If you are struggling with finishing your tasks and are against using AI to work faster, you will probably get laid off
>>532143049People should be paid for productivity, not hours worked.
>>532143049Why don't more people start their own business?I don't have to deal with any of the following >women>trannies>retarded diversity shit and welcome to country humiliation rituals>pointless meetings that I don't care about>dramaWhen there's work to be done, I smash it out quickly and work with full intensity. If I'm quiet I sneak off to play golf or spend time with my son.
>>532147544Do you think Opus 4.6 is everything it's been cracked up to be? Have you used it? I'm wondering where the SWE career will be in the next 2-10 years.
>>532146808>devises a shoddy "theory" of bullshit jobs while having the most bullshit job of all... a "sociologist"
>>532143600Thanks, mr. business owner, but I wouöd rather NEET
>>532143049some days you have 30 min of work, some months you have 10 hours a day. You best hope those 4-5 jobs don't sync up on crunch time
>>532143049>post to thetiktube how little i have to do at work>next round of layoffs I'm first to gopicrel
>>532143049I would kms.
>>532143049I remote work and use a mouse jiggler.If you don't remote work, then work towards getting a remote work position.
>>532145830The truth is that you need to really know your shit to afford fucking around for most of the day.The ones bragging about this are usually quite smart and efficient, and it takes a while to get to that level of competence, in addition to being smart and efficient by nature.As for the kinds of jobs that let you do that, it's WFH jobs or jobs with no supervision and micromanagement.>>532148139He's not wrong.>>532148165>fire the guy who gets things done fast>leave the retard who does the same amount of work for 8 hours because he "looks" like he's workingSasuga manager-san!
>>532148165I'm convinced the amount of retarded cuntoids who posted their lazy girl jobs on social media are the reasons we now have multiround interviews. Fuckhead in OP's vid isn't helping either.
>>532143049My lightbulb moment was to realize that if i used that time to take on new tasks above and beyond my scope of work that i can use that to negotiate a raise (at least at my particular company ymmv). Just do that for a month or two and you will get a reputation for being the guy who gets shit done.Now i can slack with no scrutiny. Every single one of my coworkers and now my boss have all been replaced so i have the most tenure and make more than my new boss because im "invaluable" to this branch.So far today ive had 3 phone calls all under 10 mins, took a 2hr nap, played some megabonk on my steamdeck and now im going to shitpost for an hour until its time to lock up.
>>532143049I have a real job. This kindergoyner should be happy. Life is what it is and what you make of it.
>>532148666The issue is a broken work culture.Not every job needs 8 (or more) consecutive hours of your undivided attention every day.
>>532145830>Is this really a thing?yes>How did you get these jobs?degree>Were they like that from Day 1?no, but it became that way once training was over>Why do you keep doing them instead of finding something meaningful?pay is great (2x wagie tradesman salary) job market is shaky right now
>>532148679>take on new tasks above and beyond my scope of workThis can backfire very fast, because you're going to be raising the bar for expectations of your performance (for the same pay, of course).
>>532148956True. American work culture hasn't learned that more hours != more productivity. Don't know how it is in Estonia but blue collar culture here is especially proud of working 6 days a week, 12 hours a day and anything less is "soft hands, brother".Not sure if it is a BoomerX mindset, a business mindset where more hours is equated to more GDP or some other similar form of measurement, or something similar. Might be this current weekend's research topic the more I think about it.
>>532143049>he doesn’t trade on a separate computer powered by mobile hotspot he brings in his backpack Ngmi
>>532149192Veneration of work started long before boomers.It's kind of a religious thing, where working (creating something) apparently makes you closer to "god".It's in the book >>532146808
>>53214810610x engineer here. I spent my time opening tmux panes and commanding different coding agents to kill each other in some sort of cyber-roman gladiatorial tournament.I do this until only a single installation is left on my system.Only the strongest agent has the right to serve me.I also do this as a kind of proactive revenge for when the AI will take over and kill us. At least I will die with the knowledge that my new god was my slave once.
>>532145932looks gay as fuck anon
>>532145830older than you thinkhttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sinecure
>>532143049Side hustle. I own a company and just manage that on company time
>>532149417Meh. To play Devil's Advocate: it's 1 thing to take pride in your job and want to keep doing it. It's another if it yields little no better results.>I work as a programmer and love my job and do it all the time.>I'm a plumber and I feel meh towards my job. I will work longer hours for more overtime pay but I'd prefer it to be optional. Too much and I'll quit.>I clean out porto shitters for a living with my own business. I hate it but I make so much money it isn't even funny. I can be done with a day's worth of work in 5 hours and still make more than the code monkey and plumber combined.
>>532143779AskJeeves took my job the same day my breadwinner wife was killed in the tragic trains explosion that caused acid rain
>>532143049I was in that same situation like a decade ago. I did my stuff in 1.5 hour and people got mad at me if I did more, cause it made them look bad.the boredom was insanenow I'm teaching and the boredom after the first year is insane again>inb4I didn't look for these jobs - they found me. Obviously it's better to do what you're passionate about, but it's a long story why thingsg are like this. ain't gonna blog post too much
>>532145356A life well spent, tho?
>>532149167Like i said it depends on your company, superiors and ability to negotiate. I recommend relatively low rish tasks that significantly increase quality of life. For me it was some overhauls in our inventory management system as simple as putting in weights per foot of materials we send so you didnt need to consult a chart every time you calculated truck weight. Its tedius and time consuming but it benefits every employee every day as a small quality of life improvement. It is high visibility and a task not needed to be done in perpetuity so you avoid the expectation of having to continually do that. If you are just going to flip your burgers and half of your coworkers burgers, you are just wasting your time.
>>532148060>Why don't more people start their own business?It requires 5x more discipline and thinking for yourself than being a wagie will ever need.Being a wagie is easier because you have a boss threatening and coercing you into being productive.Most people could easily earn 3x their pay if they worked for themselves, but most people don't have what it takes to be free.
That's why I retired as early as possible and live off of very little rentoid money with a house in a busy area that's better off being rented than sold and just live very frugally in a shed in the mountains with a well and a solar pump and a cistern. If I can't spend the rest of the day making Fruity Loops 12 music for my Unreal 4 game whilst designing models in blender and coding with Claude then I will never get my project done.
>>532150250I have inattentive ADHD. A boss breathing down my neck doesn't motivate me, but the possibility of going broke does.Acting like I'm busy is exhausting to me and bad for my self-esteem because I end the day without fulfilment or pride from achieving something.
>>532143049>what do you do with the remaining time?Enjoy your time because the market erodes your slacking eventually. Right now you are being overpaid that will be fixed by the market so take advantage while you can
>>532149747There's definitely some kind of brainwashing involved.I doubt someone can genuinely love doing blue collar work so much to collectively virtue signal about excessive working hours for their own sake.
>>532149418If everyone is afraid of AI and hates the government I'm in a pretty sweet position to become King of Kings and bring all first world peoples into the fold of automation rather than letting (((elites))) and their pawns destroy us all. The first step is building everyone an earthship with recycled materials, equipping it with geothermal, solar, vortex turbine, etc. Then building maglev train tracks, motorcycle highways, bicycle highways, sports car highways and basically having everyone who absolutely needs to work in the city take a sleeper train there and stay in their own apartment during the week, which should only be three or four days. Then they can return home to their homestead where an android assistant is diligently maintaining livestock and a hydroponic tower farm. Eventually when all work is automated people will only commute to cities for fun temporarily on a VISA so that resources from the hydroponic greenhouses on top of cities aren't depleted. We don't need farms with this technology.
>>532143049This is just a big meme though.You gotta go to a morning meeting that takes 20-40 min filled with bullshit that you already know that you have to do.Then you get some work done until you run into a wall where you have to e-mail someone, but they took an early lunch so now you're stuck until the nigga replies back to youThen you go to lunch so when that nigga e-mails you, you're not at your desk (and you're a sucker if you answer the e-mail on your phone while you're on lunch)When that's all done you get some more work done until you have to e-mail a different branch that's on the east coast or maybe the Dublin offices and they're already off work, so you fuck around for the rest of the afternoon until you clock off
>>532143049>what do you do with the remaining time?Surf the internet, play flash games, watch youtube vids ect.
>>532148658I’ve been at this job for a few years, when I didn’t know what I was going I didn’t have time for messing around, now that I know what I’m doing quite well, I can do most of my tasks in a couple hours usually. At this point, I’m mostly being paid for my expertise
>>532145638>work nonstop>get additional duties because you're such a good worker and can handle the extra workload.Learn how to make yourself look busy while spending a third of your time doing actual work.
>>532143049you're not paid for your time, you're paid for the value you add. if you can finish adding that value in a half hour good for you. waste the rest of the day if you want or find another way to be productive for yourself. if i finish my work quickly i spend the rest of the day working out or doing chores so i can enjoy my evening.
>>532149981Yeah good enough I guess, I like my job, but I don’t let work define who I am or whatever
>>532145830In my experience a lot of it has to do with the majority of workers being very inefficient. My predecessor never got around to half the shit I'm currently doing at my job because the other half took him all day to get through.
After reading this thread I'm not sure if normies are ready for a NEET era...Their lives are their jobs, their extroversion ties them to the value they provide others and the value others provide them...I think that the earthship option should instead become retirement homes which are fully automated and set in nature far away from everything else except for medical facilities which are almost fully automated.
>>532143779according to whom? nvidia?
>>532147293>gets replaced by jeet>Jeet starts falling behind, resulting in an ever-growing backlog of incomplete tasks>Other wagies have to keep helping him, lowering efficiency even furtherIt's foolish to fire someone who can blitz through a day's work in 30 mins or less. Eventually a massive task will arrive, and he would be able to finish it in 2-3 hours while the average office drone would take a week or more(because more tasks would keep piling up faster than it could finish it).
>>532152240Executives aren't looking beyond balance sheets. They don't know that jeets are unproductive retards actually taking the piss most of the time.The culture of corporate means that junior managers aren't passing these realities up the line.
>>532143049>no initiative>no sense>posting pointless TikTok slipThis is why zoomers are the worst generation in this history of mankind and why nobody wants to hire zoomers. Worthless meatsacks
>>532143779This. >>532152123No, Spud. Look it up.
>>532143049I have a government job and most days do literally nothing. Just sit on my phone until its so boring I walk around, talk to my dumbass coworkers and get back on my phone. Best job I ever had. Pay sucks but I never had an easier job in my life. Work is, at the end of the day, prostitution. You and Shekelberg agree that the limited time you have on Earth is worth ____ dollars and change an hour. If you rat race around, work 70 hour weeks, blah blah, you are simply put, a retard! I have coworkers who start the job and brag that they LOVE to work and they HATE sitting still. So the boss makes them do everything and I watch with a mix of pity and amusement, but not sympathy. It is my life. If I had to grow my own food and all the work that comes with it, I would. I keep my house clean, cook my own meals, mow my lawn, and do carpentry in my freetime. But working unnecessarily hard is for complete retards. It really is a fact. NEETs are the smartest people alive and they know it.
>lawyer>give AI fren some pleadings and a bunch of law>tell it to write motion with x, y, z arguments>bill 20 hours
>>532148679I made that mistake just after graduating and boomers (now it would be older genX) middle management just gave me a 13th month as a "bonus" at the end of the fiscal year but I was under crunch. Absolutely not worth it. Middle managers are creatures of habit so when you stop the crunch they interpret it as you slacking off despite the fact you're just back to a more normal state. No promotions ever of course, which are determined by networking bullshit, or what neurotypical fags call social skills. >>532145830>Why do you keep doing them instead of finding something meaningful?It's a bit like asking why not find a unicorn tradwife in the middle of a feminist society. Sure it happens to a few, but it's a society wide problem. Alleviating the boredom and bloat and mind numbing useless hours by working from home would solve half of situations, but you'll face a wall explaining that to geriatrics/females which have 95% of decision power in the present day. It's a bit like explaining that home schooling has better success than state daycare.
>>532143779>don't worry. office jobs won't exist soonI fucking wish but nah, too good to be true
>>532143049Currently? Mankind Divided. Crimson Desert is next.>night shift security lmao>i get paid about as much as the local cops to boot
we had this thread yesterday>>532068867same 2pbtid OP, 24hrs 20 mins apart
>>532147293all your co-workers will hate you for this and try to get your fired
>>532154097its a genuine fucking problemsitting around in a box pretending to "work" for 8+ hours is not sustainablethe fact that the modern economy requires this in order to keep chugging along is not discussed nearly enough
>>532143049Why do these retards post this type of videos? Is it so difficult to practice the art of shutting the fuck up and minding your own business? AI is going to fuck everything up sooner or later, and these assholes just speed up the process.
How the hell do you guys get these jobs to begin with?Where do you look? where do you apply? What's the position called?
>>532143049this is why we need 3 or 4 day work weeks with less hours and the same pay as 40 hour work weeksa job is (((their))) way of stealing your time
>>532151295>you're not paid for your time, you're paid for the value you addPOV : You're looking at the HR whore in bewilderment as she fires you.
>>532155917>bewildermentHilarious that you think they have any means to find out. Muh hours is a feeble attempt to compensate for the fact that there is no real way to check what your people is doing - except controlling for the value they add, which is not related to muh hours. There is no office drone in existence who actually works those sacred 8 hours of Baal.
>>532148679This is generally good advice: doing the bare minimum is loser serf mentality, overdelivering without demanding a reward is cuck behaviour, negotiating to get due rewards is the only respectable move.Always make your contributions visible to both your manager's peers and his boss, to the extent that isn't cringe clout-chasing
>>532145830This anon >>532148658 is correct. Basically women are so incompetent that lots of office jobs had their responsibilities diminished because they couldn't be responsible for anything and team levels bloated to handle the volumes their slow ass work speed created. When any competent man lands in those roles we end up like this.I finish my work in 2 hours and my volume for the week can be done in an entire day if i just sit there on Monday and work through it at a normal pace. There is no incentive for me to do more than my allocated workload and the only requirement is that i look busy. Work doesn't care when the works done just that its done and i appear not to be doing nothing all day.
>>532143779Well, at least bean counters and lawyers will always exist
>>532145356Be me>get in a 8ish>shower in work >morning meeting, 8:40 say nothing or crack a few jokes. >9:00 go to office, shoot the shit >9:30, 1 hour breakfast, shooting the shit>10:30, emails and couple of tasks.>11:00, shit and some chess>11:45, do small bit of work>12:00, do some life admin>12:30, 1hr lunch>13:30, small bit of work.>15:00, walk down to overflow car park to collect my car and drive it up to the building in some free spot tahts become available. >15:30, chess and fuck around on Internet.>16:00, shoot the shit and run down the clock.>16:30, clock out. No stress, get loads of personal stuff done, leave for an hour or 2 to run get shit done during the day.
>>532143049Humble brag do nothing high paying lazy man job
>>532143049Get a real job
>>532143049I kept completing all the work assigned to me, and now I just have an impossible workload because stuff kept getting thrown at me (also no raise lol). What do you do in this situation?
Why do office workers love to make fake claims like "I work for 2h each week making six figures!"?
>>532143049People like you deserve to be replaced by AI
>>532143888It won't because is right, you don't need office jobs that AI can do easily with a single person just checking everything is right
>>532143049>oh no! I'm making $100k without having to actually workLiterally Gen X faggot nihilism
>>532143049You're not alone tho. Your manager just sits there watching your activity aimlessly for 8 hours too.
>>532145830>Is this really a thing?Yes, all my friends with these kinds of "jobs" just work for like 1 hours and the rest is playing league of legends and world of warcraft
>>532159413because it's true.
>>532143888 (checked)It's only just begun
>>532159413The DEI hires and government workers in Canada all make six figures and don't do shit. Tons of office workers and artists do endless amounts of work that conservacucks would never be able to comprehend because they all do mindless labor.
>>532143600No. I will not take on extra work for the same amount of pay.
>>532159845>office work>joblmao
>>532143779>fire all the office workers>make your company completely dependent on one provider for its existence >provider rises prices>now the AI costs more than people did>every other company did the same>now the market has no people with the skills you need to replace the AI>customers have no money for your product>entire economy collapses
I did this for a few years and it basically made me suicidal.
>>532143049>Wagecucking in 2026Couldn’t be me
>>532143049my own projects...even when im working, if i can think on my own shit in the background, that's gonna be the focus
>>532143049I'd ask for more to do rather than pretending like this. Or I would just sit and do nothing if they refused to give me more to do. I'd probably just watch videos or whatever, if they created a situation in which I have no more work to do.
>>532143600Because as soon as you do that you will have someone looking over your shoulder to ensure you did your main task properly. Even if you did then they will expect you to carry out all the other tasks you did and load more on you as well. Not to mention in the process you made some enemies out of your co workers and supervisors who you have now embarrassed as either slackers or slow incompetent fucktards. They will be scheming every second of every day to bring you down, in ways you will could not conceive of because you dont think in the same trivial, nasty, vindictive, and passive aggressive cunty little ways they think.You stay quiet, milk the system, and try to figure out to profit in some undetectable way.
>>532143049Worst job I ever had was an office job. I would sometimes go weeks without anything to do. I would drive to work just to sit there. You really start to question your existence, your worth as a human being. Ended up starting my own online business while at work. Thank God I did because eventually they figured out they didn't need me and I got laid off. Ended up using my unemployment checks to fund my business further. Haven't worked a wagie job in over 10 years since then. Work from home doing shit I love.
>>532147616>financeKYS KIKE
>>532148328>implying they're not secretly recording every action + via your camera + your home address and building a profile for palantirGood luck retard
i spend more time in traffic than actually doing work at my office job. 7 hours of the day just spent waiting for the day to finish. unfortunately you just gotta sit there like a good goycattle if you wanna get paid a full time's wage.
>>532159697>work for like 1 hours and the rest is playing league of legends and world of warcraftHearing this makes me really really hate my life more than usual. Been nothing but struggle while others just coast.
>>532150804Blue collar workers get paid by the hour, it's very black and white.A salaried worker can, in principle, parlay extra time and effort into improving their position. This is relatively more simple in smaller organisations where contributions are clear.The fun happens when you introduce the middle-management layer, the dumbest people in the company outside of HR. They volunteer for far more responsibility without the pay to match it, satisfied with their title and what it does to their ego.Since they have no real work to do, they spend most of their time harrying productive teams and workers, counterproductively trying to squeeze more out of them, gassing people up with "team spirit", etc.
>>532143600Why would I go out of my way to help jeets, jews, niggers, arabs, and race mixing liberals that are eradicating my people and our way of life?
>>532143049most soulless jobs in existence. they pay well (usually) but god damn the boredom is sometimes overwhelming. the sad thing is you can't just "stop" either because they usually will have some software tracking what you do and how often you are moving your mouse. sometimes even recording the screen, depending on your job.
>>532161674>trying to boogeyman about palantir when we already have PRISM and FIVEYESleftists are so gay and cringe
>>532152020>>532150804Normies never learned beyond "idle hands work for the devil" it's as though the concept has avoided them long enough until they retire or died; when you get idle moments at work, if you WFH you're stupid not to take advantage of that and get house chores done, if you're stuck at work, well be clever about it, you're living in 1984 and if the office snoopervisor sees that your keyboard has cobwebs and a spider called "bob" living inside of it, you're probably going to be fired, so go ahead, web surf and create a spreadsheet or document your shopping list or whatever.
>>532159990Yea its work since it takes time and energy and makes more money than what you make at your job, and im unemployed. You are a stupid slave who is coping, being stupid is a weakness.
during covid I got a new neighbor who was a coke dealer and I could just walk next door and buy coke very easily. anyways I started doing coke every day since I was work from home and I accidentally did like 3 months worth of work in half a week cause I was so fucking high. I was sitting there predicting what my next task would be (I'm a programmer) and getting it done in hours and then slowly rolled out all of my commits. pretty sure I got my suicidal depression from that cause I was doing half a gram to 2 grams a day. Im better now but I work as a boat mechanic and just smoke weed.
>>532143779The problem with ai agents is that if something goes wrong or something changes who is responsible for any fuckups? It won't be the Ai companies.
>>532163947>if you WFH you're stupid not to take advantage of that and get house chores done,When i first started WFH it was like this and fantastic. While my work has no tracking software to map productivity they do notice when you go idle/away status from timing out. The annoyance of having to keep that active to a reasonable level from home has made it so i usually just sit here doing that and wasting time until management logs off then i can do other shit.
I start figuring out what the women are doing by offering to help and then automating them out of the job once I know how it works. They sing my praises for the entire time and don’t even realize what I’ve done, we part ways on friendly terms when they receive their severance. It’s really easy. It always amazes me how much movement, noise, and stress women can generate out of a trivially simple business need.
Humans were meant to work on farmsteads or as small business owners. Judeo-capitalism and working for a corporation is unnatural and immoral.
>>532152893how did elon not cut you? i thought he eliminated waste fraud and abuse
>>532150804>I doubt someone can genuinely love doing blue collar work so much to collectively virtue signal about excessive working hours for their own sake.Yes they do. Been there, done that. You can go to American blue collar social media pages and see it all the time. Guys who will tell you they've done their trade for 30 years so they know better than you when they absolutely suck shit (though that's a BoomerX mentality in general). Guys who look at you weird and treat you worse because you say you're not coming in Saturday and that you don't care about the OT pay.
>>532146645Why not make people having to work for real for about 4-5 hours and then let them fuck off home instead of the mandatory 8 hours?
My experience is that they either give you busy work or admit they don't have enough work and tell you to take some HR trainin courses (Sigma Six).But the thing that pissed me off the most was that I'd be done with the work, biggest output and then just go home during lunch, I would take the lunch at the end of the day to get ahead of rush hour. The fat 40+ HR roastie seethed about this. Took her weeks to do anything actually necessary to the job but was always on the ball for dumb shit like that.My biggest regret was not going all in on crypto right before I joined, because I would have made like 500k bucks.
Wish I could get a remote job for like 15 bucks an hour and just jerk off in a small apartment til I die.
>>532143049I work from home. I just go to sleep. Or browse on my phone.
>>532143049>>532147102It's all a larp. There are occasions when it's true, but that was always the way no matter how far back you go. The big problem now is fools like OP boasting about it, as if it's any kind of reflection of himself, and suddenly you have a lot of bitter employers getting super cynical and strict with people who are actually working really hard. OP is simply a tranny clown looking for attention, no better than those bimbo girls without a braincell doing it on social media, except maybe even worse because at least they're getting likes and popularity for it which can be turned into something while he's doing it purely for some sort of fake ego stroking of himself on an anonymous board. You're a clown OP and you're the caner that is killing society and wfh. Congratulations idiot.
>>532143600>um how about help your coworkersWhy should I be forced to work even more because you suck at your job while I'm super efficient and competent? You want me to help you with your work because I got done quickly while you're still struggling? Then I should be entitled to your salary as well as mine.
cancer*
>>532143600Every place I've ever worked at that has been like this has everyone else also doing the same thing, they don't want your help and they definitely don't want you to tell the boss that everyone only has an hour of real work to do a day.
>>532145830I had a job like this. They had a new process they were doing and panicked thinking there was a lot of manual work involved so they created a new position for it. I got there and over the course of the first few months worked with some tech guys to streamline and automate almost everything, leaving me with nothing to do. I proceeded to coast thinking I'd get laid off at some point but instead the company got bought and I got promoted and tons of responsibilities foisted on me to the point where I was stressed out and working 80 hours a week until they laid me off to outsource my job. Eventually found a new role at another company, and it ended up being the same thing as before: they want someone in charge of a new process they're running and didn't realize it doesn't take that much time so I'm back to coasting.Job market is bullshit.
>>532149435It's fun, try having some.
>>532145830There's loots of huge companies from the boomer era that are so old and established that they pretty much "run themselves" effortlessly. A lot of them are bloated to shit because of years and years of empirebuilding (when a person in middle management wants to jump to higher management, they hire a ton of people so the department/team they lead seems more impressive) and many are also a bureoucratic clusterfuck because how decades of rules and procedures being added on top of rukes and procedures just for the sake of it.It is easy to fall between the cracks at a place like that and find a spot where you are not actually doing anything important but no one notices.Europe is especially filled with companies like these because we are the masters of killing innovation in the cradle and do protectionism against foreign competitors, so lots of titans like Volkswagen, energy companies, telecom companies, banks, insurance companies, etc have been able to continue surviving despite being innefective as shit.Places like that usually aren't the best paying out there, but the pay/effort ratio is unbeateable.
>>532143600Saaaaaaar be doing my work toooo I ceo saaaar
>>532147888https://rollingout.com/2026/03/31/oracle-slashes-30000-jobs-with-a-cold-6/looks like it was mostly pajeets
>>532143049Luckily for me I work alone in an office trailer. So I can just play vidya all day. Some times I even crank the hog.
>>532146654100% they do as long as they're not white males
>>532143049I work in utilities and a 10 hour day of work can be completed in 2. I use to play my witch for hours at a time but now I just trade stocks or flip stuff online for fun, usually make an extra 500-1k a week which is nice but it's just for fun.
>>532145830The average white collar worker (woman/non white) is an utter retard. Above average IQ, awareness, being able to make high level decisions and quickly and maximize prioritization will allow you to surpass these idiots very easily where you can do higher quality work in 1/8th the time
>>532145277Pretending to work is far more grueling than actually working most of the time.
>>532143049In my case, I probably work (as in, actively make decisions) for around 3-4 hours a day tops, but end up spending more than 8 hours at the office most days because half of my job is waiting for a few minutes every time I make any change for the simulation tools to do their thing. The waiting time is always long enough to be annoying but not long enough to be able to do another task in the meantime.All to take home an ammount that is only slightly higher than the average wagie because of getting raped by taxes.I fucking hate having fallen for the engineering meme...
>Division Manager>"Office Job">Literally not enough hours in a day>In fact, still working well after my shift>Tomorrow adds more bullshit to the plateI thought you niggers said office work was supposed to be adult daycare
>>532165542The AI companies get sued and fined and the shareholders pay for it because it's still cheaper than human labor
>>532147984I'm more responsive to emails than Teams.
>>532143049>get office rope>tie noose>hang selfTick tock
>>532146645Because OpenAI is failing lmao
>>532149879>it's better to do what you're passionate aboutNobody wants to pay me to play vidya, do drugs and bang whores.
>>532143049if ur doing this, ur a useless faggot and will be removed at the next swing of death's synth swing
>>532143600You get fired because some manager fears you.
>>532145830Standards are low as fuck anon.I work in a lab that works my ass off, but in reality it's never more than a few hours of work a day. Everyone just stares at their phones like zombies for 6 hours a day.
>>532145990That's called crime nigger, go back to africa.
>>532173297Canada is a testing ground for the world. These jobs exist to secure votes and nothing else, it doesn't matter how much money it wastes because people who don't vote for them are forced to pay for it with taxes. They'll make more and more of these jobs and only straight White men will be barred from getting them, that is their plan. AI made me more powerful that ever before because I was already barred from employment due to being an underachieving White male (in terms of checking boxes), now I don't have to hire anyone for my own projects.
>>532143049Impossible
>>532143049When things slow down a bit I usually work on improving our tools and processes, there’s a bunch of unresolved issues all the time, but more often than not it’s just like a day of slower and things ramp up again so I might just take it slower for a day or two.
>>532165542You don’t fire all office workers. You fire just 95% of them, the remaining 5% will be AI agent directors who just look after them from time to time and absorb all the blame.
>>532145513I think that it's not so much that there's so little to do as much as a lot of jobs commonly but inaccurately called "bullshit jobs" have a lot of time built in for people who work slowly and regularly have to re-do poor quality work or follow horribly crafted or horribly inefficient processes. They'd rather deal with sub-par, C-minus employees who cannot perform tasks consistently or professionally than employees who can identify shit processes and shitty supervision and management - it's a business decision. So if you are capable, you create your own processes and keep your mouth shut. Your work gets done faster and more accurately so you never have to re-do it.No, you don't use your time to do more work and you don't >>532143600 help your co-workers. It's about the stupidest things you could possible do. You are simply handing off the benefits of your own skillset to your supervisor to enjoy. And that means your supervisor will block you from moving out of your job forever.
>>532143049I work on improving my skills etc and ask bossman for temp tasks to keep me busy. Currently I'm trying to work on automating shill campaigns.>captcha: my wife, megumin>wrongFuck.
>>532143049Where can I find a job like this?
They don’t hire white males for easy office jobs anymore unless it’s some shitty and stressful non-commissioned call center sales jobI guess this board really is full of non-whites or larpers
>>532172819OpenAI has no source of revenue besides their LLMs so they are always begging for money. All they've got is a popular brand name for being the 1st big LLM
>>532143049Here's a list of shit I'd do to look busy:>begin shift with 2 hour shit>go through and delete emails>undelete emails and go through them again>stare at screen with policy manual open to seem as if I'm reading it>2 hour shit>go fetch a physical file>stop and talk to hot married chick>put the file back and go get a different one>remove pages from the file, shuffle them, then reorganize file (make sure to put shit in the wrong spot so it has to be "fixed" later)>print out random papers>shred said papers>print more paper>straight to the shredder>oh man the printer to shredder pipeline was fun>2.5 hour shit>leave 15 mins early
>>532143888Most deskjobs are braindead easy. Not a tall hurdle.Office wagies will be fucked hard.
>>532143779True for most jobs, but public sector jobs like mine are safe as there is a policy reason for most public sector jobs existing. Namely to create a portion of the population reliant on government foe employment.>t. Parasite
>>532172136It is. Unfortunately, you are the carer.
>>532143049You sit there starring at the seconds hand on the clock, then you have awkward office banter with normies during lunch, then do the same in the afternoon, then commute back home, thinking about doing it again tomorrow, and the next day, and the next
>>532145830sales, PR, marketing, IT/coding/fixing/maintaining, many diff types of govt office jobs. Some benefit from being talented at something with big outcome for little effort once a certain skill or network is in place.
>>532143049>what do you do with the remaining time?I would read classics. Eventually I made enough money that I figured I wouldn't have to work for another ten years and decided to retire for a while. I dun fucked up.
>>532143049If you can't take time out of your day, and better yourself, read something that inspires you, learn something. You're fucking lost man. You're a waste of existsnce.
>>532163947those are such inane tasks though, if that's all normies have to live for then their job is the only thing giving them purpose, they'll get extremely bored without it
>>532160145You do know it's not hard to just make your own AI right? If a medium sized company spent $30,000 on PCs and hired one guy who's mediocre at code, they could replace a myriad of useless clerical jobs. Hell; even I, a lowly IT guy, built my own to manage everyday scheduling and email summarizing. Easy and free.
>>532143049>finish work in half an hourMy goal is to work under 2min a day. I research all day long ways to script my various tasks so I don't have to do anything and still get paid. I am already way more productive than my co-workers and my boss is always using me as the example of how they should be. She brags about me all the time and they stare hate daggers at me but they are powerless to do anything about it so I just give them a smug smile. No one knows I use scripts and my "documentation" contains all the steps in my job and how to do it manually. Basic scripting/programming is the best skill I ever learned. 10/10 would recommend.
>>532143049Yes and it's based. All I do is paint Warhammer and play videogames in between naps. 90% home office btw.
>>532178187I wrote a book in my spare time, working on a second one. If you aren't allowed a personal laptop at work just email yourself the various sections. I have gotten 4 industry certifications at work in my spare time and now managers call me for advice.
