AMA
>>532158709When will you falsely predict the end of the world again? Also, how much of a nigger are you?
>>532158816Not nigger.Probably whiter than Ameri Golems Watchtower no longers made any predictions though
>>532158709Who's that brown man?
>>532158892>Probably whiter than Ameri Golemsso very very very very brown at the least
>>532158709Why are you jewish?
>>532158709What do I have to say to get you guys to stop knocking on my door? I've got one that's been trying for over a year.
>>532158930When I see a UK flag I know I am speaking with Curry Pajeet Indian or Somalian Rapefuge
>>532159080>memeflagSee>>532158936
>>532159071You need to send a letter to your local congregation so they remove your house from the visit list.https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/meetings/
>>532158709when's the next failed prophecy?
>>532158936JW believe they are now the true Jews since the original Jews killed Jesus.The only reason I converted is because they don't bend the knew to the Israeli government like evangelicals
>>532159429So show flag then.
>>532159237>The next failed prophecyJWs believe the United Nations will overthrow the U.S government and ban all religions
>>532159080just turn your monitor on bro, you'll stop seeing them
>>532158709are you will a virgin?
>>532159475What for?Flag no longer correlates to skin color since 1940.You as a Britton should know this by now>But at least we are not speaking German
>>532159666He's jewish, so probably not. He is statistically likely to have had sex with a 9 year old boy.
>>5321596661 Corinthians 6:9-11New King James Version9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor [a]homosexuals, nor [b]sodomites, 10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were [c]sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God.I am not married
>>532159742>i am israeliUnderstood.
>>532158709You do know Jehova is an extreme mistranslation of YHWH, right?
Where are you gonna eat after the memorial? I'm thinking pizza but I really shouldn't....
>>532159984Jesus is also mistranslation.But everyone calls him like that anyway
>>532159559Kek. Any day now.
>>532159071tell them flat out: I don't worship jewsthey get very offended when you put it like that
>>532159996I always eat the bread after the memorial.
>>532160169JW are the true Jews now
>>532160221maybe retardation like this is why they get offended
>>532160352Jesus words>Matthew 23:38 ►Look, your house is left to you desolate
>>532158709why would you convert to it? Pretty sure Jehovah witnesses believe only 400,000 people or so get to enter heaven By believing that you cucked yourself out of salvation, heaven is already full
>>532160463kill yourself retard
>>532160537JW belief is somewhat strange.But the bible is very ambiguous about the topic either.Nowhere in the bible says everyone is going to heaven.Also the bible mentions resurrection quite often.>John 11:25-26Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live, and everyone who lives and believes in me shall never die.So JW believe that you can either go to heaven or resurrect on earth which both are grounded on bible verses
>>532158892Because all their predictions were wrong faggot, they are false prophets
>>532160562>kill yourself retardThere was a moment in life I contemplated my own suicide
>>532160868They have been wrong multiple times.But so what?
How’s the weather on Kolob?
Fuck off Pajeet.ALL FIELDS
>>532158709Are you one of the elected?
>>532159559I thought the illustrations were fire when I was a kid (left JW as still a kid)parents gave up and gave me an ad&d monster manual and later 3rd edition monster manualmuch happier
>>532158709No thanks, there's nothing to learn from you
>>532162799No
>>532163208No problem.>Swedish flagSay hi to Zara Larsson
>>532163079You know tre creator of Dungeons and Dragons was a JW?
>>532164219I didn't, that's kinda cool to know
>>532164605https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax
