You are a numbered cattle
>>532159787Sweet time to open a new credit card.
>>532159787no u
>durrrhurrrr: the thread
>>532159787Damn kinda wish I never got one of these
>>532159787I used mine to roll up a nice little blunt. What does that make me?
I’m gay and fat
Mi Madre crossed the border to get me one of these
>>532159787you poor dumb faggot. kys.
>>532159938>>532160031How is he wrong?
>>532159787Is this a Jordan Maxwell thread?
>>532159787My number is actually really good but I can’t tell anyone
>>532159787fun factsocial security numbers are a horrible national identification system because they weren't designed to be secure at all. its trivially easy to get a good guess at a person's ssn if you know when they were born and where since ssn's are super formulaicbut mutts are so terrified of giving DA GUBMINT any power they refused to let the feds create a proper, secure national ID and defaulted to this dogshit
>>532160181because hes yellow and eats turds
>>532160281Jordan Maxwell is a shill. 10% of the shit he says is right and the other 90% is garbage like reptilians, flat earth, and new age shit. The conspiracy behind the judicial systems is real though and more people need to learn about that.
>>532159787Rolling for transformation into a numbered cattle.As you've not shown any prior magical ability you will need to roll 19 or higher to transform into a cow or a cow like beast. Below that, eh... we'll see.12!You try making some mooing noises and walking on all fours with a bell on but it doesn't work. The only thing you transform, is your stomach, into a state of being hungry. Better luck next time OP.
>>532160713You don’t know that for a fact and you can be yellow and eat turds and still have the correct opinion about things
>>532159787Birth certificate = stock certificate. you, as a person, are traded like a commodity. danish maritime law or some shit.
>>532160897>You don’t know that for a fact i do.>and you can be yellow and eat turds and still have the correct opinion about thingsno you can't.
>>532159980I'm only just fat how do I become gay too
>>532160954>I doNo you don’t.>no you can’t.Yes you can
wtf, if you add an extra number between the 4 and 6, you would literally have my phone number.
>>532161035>No you don’t.i do.>>532161035>Yes you cannegative cock rider your bladder is full
>>532159787https://www.instagram.com/one.stupid.fuck?igsh=aTA2aXVxbHZoZDVv
>>532159787You know all the Jews in the USA also have a social security number right?
>>532160975Suck cock
>>532161431I have tried but I'm not that flexible
>>532161519Hmmmmmmmm…….
>>532159787If you don’t have trips at least on your goynumber, you grow up poor and stupid>t. retard
>>532161082Ok Dominic
>>532159787Damn that sucks manAnyway, I have sex and you don't
>>532162040You think like an animal
>>532159787>Never again will nimbers be used to mark humans
>>532162394i fuck like an animal and smell like an animal and i oncet heard of a guy smelling the fuck of an animal and trying to fuck the smell out of it but he choked because it smellt like fuck
>>532160627Your DL number and school ID number was usually your SSN back in the day.
>>532160369420-69-1337
>>532159787Is this your dad’s card or did you take it from some tourist’s wallet?
I lost mine
>>532163234The driver's license numbers are often SSN derived anyways. We had our SSNs swapped (parents gave us the SSNs, they kept the SSN cards) on our forms to go from learners permits to restricted drivers licenses after drivers ed. NYS DMV staff saw the ID number on the form, saw the SSN, looked at us and said "you have them swapped".SSN randomization started mid-2011 to prevent rough knowledge of your state and where you were born allowing you to infer likely SSNs with a very high degree of accuracy. But if you were assigned one before then, you're fucked.
>>532159787That's my good boy ticket. If I'm a good boy my whole life I can use it for free money right before I die.
>>532159787They pay this numbered cattle!
>>532163432420-69-1488
The shills and Jews really don’t like these threads kek
>>532159787I lost that flimsy fucking thing and drive with an expired license
