HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS RETARD IS ACTUALLY GOING TO GO THROUGH WITH IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhttps://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/2039488869414973715
>>532161727GOYIMBROS.PREPARE TO CHARGEFOR ISRAEL
>>532161727Rolling for dead mutts
>>532161727Didn't he already won?
>>532161727Why? He said the war was over and we won
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/01/trump-commando-plan-seize-iran-uranium/
>>532161847FUCK YOU,TRAITOR!!! WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, MOTHERFUCKER!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!
House Republicans did a funny right before the speech. They cucked and passed the Democrats DHS funding bill that excludes ice and border patrol
>>532161727peepee poopoo
Fox News reported nothing of the sort and Faytuks is just some anonymous rando on TwitterSTOP BEING SO DAMN GULLIBLE /POL/TARDS
>>532161727this nigga is trying to speedrun <25% approval
>>532161843rollan for dead sandniggers
>>532161917If the mission is successful then Trump will go down as the greatest president since Trump.
>>532161917Did a 10 year old come up with this plan?
>>532161727USA can win this war. Go Americans!
>>532161917That is absolutely insane and the 25th amendment needs to be invoked immediately. Iran has an army of 1 million troops. Any small deployment of US ground troops will be sending them to their deaths. Surely there's some sane voices in the military who refuse to do this shit.
>>532162008>Fox News reported nothing of the sortIf you unironically believe the GOP propaganda network, you are the dumbest person in this thread anon
Didn't the dems sell our uranium to Russia or China?
>>532161843As there are already dead in the Middle-East you will have advantage on this roll. Rolling for dead MURICANS!First roll: 11.Second roll: 13The Americans struggle to make any real progress into Iran and get bogged down. There's a decent chunk of casualties. Half of the units either get seriously injured or killed.
>>532161727>>532161815>>532161991>>532162010>Artemis 2 launch on April fool’s>Ar Temis 2 Moon(crecent)>Our Timmies to Iran >Ar
>>532161727This shits gonna end with a draft, isn’t it?
Why would that be announced beforehand
>>532161917Based if they even attempt it
>>532162136Sorry bruh Kegsbreath ordered us all to do Keg stands for as long as he does one. Then we have to smash two beer bottles over our head and fuck one another to show dominance
>>532162213Trump will get overthrown before it reaches that point. Eventually influential people will lean on Vance to invoke the 25th.
>>532162045Rolling for dead donald
>>532161917>we're going to fly in fucking construction equipment and dig up their uraniumholy shit this is hilarious. we can't even keep tanker planes safe outside of iranian airspace but we're going to airdrop an excavator into tehran and steal their uraniumG_d bless zogmerica
Source: Nigger(s)
>>532161727BOOTS ON THE GROUNDISRAEL REQUIRES TOUR SACRIFICEREMEMBER THE SEVEN MILLIONYou voted for this
>>532161727Even if that's successful it won't reopen the strait of Hormuz. What's the point?
Ok but like, do you know where it is?
>>532161727North Korea should just give the Iranians some nukes already
The Iranians better be on their toes at 8:30 EDT. It wouldn't surprise me if that sneaky scumfuck pulled something.
>>532162213I'm starting to think there won't ever be an actual kick off, just endless contradictory announcements and stock manipulations the rest of his term over it, while the oil situation just gets worse and worse
>>532161904We have to win more fully, silly.
>>532162136>please blue zio-faggot party>invoke the 25th amendment to stop the red zio-faggot partyDoYouHaveALearningDisability?I know, lets roll for that. Does this poster have a learning disability? 10 or above for yes.19!Your learning disability is so severe you actually could qualify as a US police officer. You're incapable of comprehending that both sides of the political spectrum are owned by the jews, so you continue to screech about the 25th amendment as if any of the AIPAC babysitters in Congress will let you do that. You also struggle to tie your shoelaces.
>>532161727B-b-but I want the snergy shutdown....
>>532162395The 25th is enacted by the cabinet
>>532161917>Airlift of hundreds of thousands of troopsAll that for one nuclear enrichment plant?
>>532161727>Stop buying gas, we ran out of oil. I have spoken! There is did it for him
Draft soonIt's over
>>532162320I think they should sell them to anybody who wants one. Probably could get a half billion each for them. It would be a good source of some much needed hard currency. I'd be doing it.
Buckle up Yankee
>>532162335they'll fire a wave at Israel each time Trump liesthey've done it before
Rolling for trump leaving nato
>>532162480Treasury department
12 hours ago he said he didn't care about the uranium lol
>>532161917How do they know that the uranium is still there?
>>532162521and he'll say it again tomorrow, or friday
>>532162395The irony of accusing someone else of having a learning disability and you aren't even aware that congress is not responsible for invoking the 25th. kys dumbass
>>532161727time for every last White man to die for the jews while they import unwanted aliens into our countries to destroy our livesGOTTA FIGHT ISLAM OVER THERE SO THE JEWS CAN IMPORT IT TO LIVE NEXT DOOR TO YOUlol, fuck you
>>532161727This is fake news. Miggers told me they already won.
>>532161843Rollin for dead kikes
>>532162491Best possible. Worldwide yank influence would fall to record post civil war lows. Anything that degrades yank power, influence, and prestige, I'm in favor of it. Do it orange faggot.
At this point you just gotta sit there in awe at just how unbelievably bad this war is becoming, at least in terms of perception. If they actually send troops in it will be the biggest blunder in the entire history of America.
>>532162735Rolling for dead mutts and dead kikes.
>>532162521he's been saying the rest of the world needs to help us win the war we won day 1 for weeks nowthe chief migger is totally senile
>>532161727He's going to say unless NATO helps he will be forced to nuke Iran.We're getting WW3 either way.
>>532162830Rolling for dead Donald
>>532162521He posts anti war stuff before the market opens, and he says pro-stuff after the markets close
>>5321619171. How do they know it's there?2. How do they know all of it is there?3. How do they know where inside the fuck-huge complex it is?4. How do they know that's all the Iranians have?
>>532161843>Rolling for dead mutts
>>532161917They fly now?
>>532161727
>>532162877Checked
>>532161904the winner needs to get their prize
>>532162010this nigga is speed running to the Hague war crimes tribunal
>>532162520Well they have to get there money back somehow
>>532162877Digits confirm
some people require niggers to reach orgasm, gotta put the niggers in b4 you can pull out.
>>532162935Bit of them will be flying all over the place pretty soon.
Rolling 88 and nukes for tel aviv
>>532162825Somebody in burgerland thinks boots on the ground will accomplish something. But what will it accomplish? That's the question. The goal may be so fucked up and contrived you wouldn't even believe it, but that's what they're doing it for. Military victory is not necessarily the goal. Not with these insane bastards calling the plays.
>>532161727WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE REVEAL WE'RE PLANNING TO DO ANYTHING AGAINST THE IRANIAN WHAT THE FUCK
>>532161727>Go dig up the uranium, goyim!
>>532161727It’s over.
>>532161917I hope they do it. It would be the first war strategy taken directly from Loony Tunes. Paint ACME on the vehicles used in that operation fo rbonus points>>532162136>Surely there's some sane voices in the militaryThe mutts, in their inifinite wisodm, have also made the president the supremem commander of the military who has ultimate authority and can just order any of said sane voices on pain of getting court martialed.
>>532162108probably a millenial gamer and marvel fan
>>532161917>yeah so pretty much we're gonna drop in some bulldozers and backhoes and cranes and shit>we're gonna just start digging, oh and we're also bmgonna build a small airport which we will have to defend for weeks>yeah then we're gonna land some planes, pop the uranium on the planes, and just fly home with itI mean come the fuck on...
>>532162877>>532162877>Rolling for dead DonaldLucky sevens of truth have been checked. Dirty Donnie Death it is.
Quick question. Where does the USA and other Western nations get their uranium from?
>>532161727Total Indian Death or nothing.
You are not a coward are you anon?
>>532163046>Here's your 150 pounds of hamburger ma'am.
>>532163191M-mines??
>>532161917>actually we do need to invade>also I'm going to announce we're going to do it publiclyGuys, I'm thinking Drumpft may be something of a retard after all.
I would put the uranium in different places. His plan cant be that stupid. Unless they use nukes before, this sounds impossible.
>>532163284>minesYours?
>>532163191Africa.
>>532163284In which countries?
>>532163191Australia
>>532163191Canada, Australia and a few African countries. Kazakhstan produces the most by far if I remember right.
>>532161917>The best plan Mr. Cheeto's administration could conjure was some "Team America: World Police" tier bullshitThe iranians should let whatever poor schmucks you decide to try this -finish the runway before droning them, just for the lolz
>>532163069>in their inifinite wisodm, have also made the president the supremem commander of the military who has ultimate authoritySo exactly how any nation that actually gets shit done operates
>>532161727I follow this YouTube and was given uranium as a gift by a 9 year old... loled
>>532161917greatest president has the greatest plans
>>532163402I thought Africa had a bunch of military coups that cut off supplies. Maybe just the French got fucked by that.>>532163509>>532163439Are they exporting enough to fuel all these SMRs for the data centers and such?
>>532163551Yeah, but Trump is a schizo retard
>>532161917This is going to be a shitshow, they can't even fully defend their bases OUTSIDE Iran, how the fuck are they going to defend their position INSIDE Iran???
>>532163551Yes but in most countries, they listen to the advice of Generals and military strategists, not the adoring compliments of dead former Presidents.
This is the dumbest, most pointless mission I have ever seen proposed in my life.No one knows if the Uranium is where the IRGC says it is or if they moved it before the 12 day war.
>>532162108kek seriously lmao even.
>>532163793We build our own tunnels when they are not looking :^)
>>532163847>This is the dumbest, most pointless mission I have ever seen proposed in my life.To you, but for Trump it means the blackmail videos wont be released.
>>532163551Yeah, you let the retards below vote in their favourite retard and then hand him the reigns, of course. Why would you ever want a military run by people who dedicate their entire lifes to being good at it? Just let a smarmy politician who never worked a day in his life handle this "war" thing.And yes, all other mutt presidents just stfu and signed whatever the generals wanted. Trump is too retarded for that.
>>532163847Also even if it is where we think it is, it's like 1000 ft under a mountain and who know what collapsed or did not down there. And the Iranians spent weeks filling the entrances up with concrete and dirt. How are we supposed to excavate all of that in the middle of a war zone?
>>53216172740 minutes until we might be getting zogbots on the groundthese are some wild times
>>532161727Trump is such a narcissist he'll demand a photo op right next to the seized Uranium. Iran could do something really funny rn
>>532161727Remember when this retard was saying Iran should surrender unconditionally 2 days into the war?
>>532163924>blackmail videosTrump and his boy Kushner were paid for this, about $3 billion in cash, crypto and luxury jets.
whites need to just smash shit up and go full nigger if we get boots on the ground without even getting birthright citizenship revoked. total kike death.
rolling for dead mutt zogbot zoomers
They'll all die, and then he'll say>Well we can't let it end like THATand then there'll be another operation with more deaths and he'll be like>We can't let it end like that either, but now I need more troops! Draft!If transit were slower we might make it to the next election so we can vote in a bunch of Demonrats to impeach him, but unfortunately he's going to get all the damage done before the summer's even over.
>>532161917Rumor has it that Trump came up with this after watching Fast Five
the world would be a better place if the boomers were gassed
>>532161727What a wildly retarded thing to do in a midterm year. Talk about burying yourself.
>>532161727fuck YES!!!!THAT'S MY FUCKING PRESIDENT LET'S FUCKING GOMAGA FOREVER
>>532161847Yes he wonnered big time
>>532164269whelp trump is 80 years old, can’t run legally for reelection and will dead in hopefully in hell soon
>>532162480I mean the return shouldn't be that much. It was obvious.
>>532162877In awe of this lad
>>532163639what channel is that?
>>532164269Boots on the ground is the only option at this point. Withdrawing would be seen as a loss and Trump hate’s losing.He needs to continue the war indefinitely like Putin has done with Ukraine
>>532161727Despite the date, was really hoping the NATO rumor would be true. If only for the salt. Ah well.
>>532162520If they were using this insider trading and gambling shit to pay off the national debt then they would be heroes; but they're not.
>>532161917This is an April Fool's joke. Right?
>>532164269He's just lying and TACOing like mad at this point.He's lying about negotiations with Iran.He's even making up crazy off the cuff lies like former Presidents telling him how great he's doing on this Iran thing.Just constant, bald-faced lying to the American public.
>>532164359Insulini
>>532162364There has to be a kickoff. Every day Frump stalls, Iranians take delivery of more drones and munitions from China through their underground back channels and the amount of casualties grows. They either go now or never go until they invent competent bipedal battle droids
>>532164379Option for what? Cutting israel off is a Option. Likely less painful to do
>>532161843rolling for dead sandniggers, specifically (You)
>>532163847I’m sure you are kept closely informed of what everyone does and doesn’t know. >you can’t drop a bomb how do you know the ayatollah is there he might be at the chippy buying a black pudding and mushy peas. Or at his aunty megs watching who wants to be a millionaure in the telly. If everyone thought like you we’d never get to kill any dirty wizards. GO GO ISRAELGO GO USA
>>532164476>Cutting israel off is a OptionIt isn’t, Israelis would launch the Samson option and nuke the West
>>532161917Please happen
>>532161843trips and kikesreal disappears by 2027
>>532161727I never pay attention to what the retarded lard ass says. It’s a lie 99% of the time.
>>532162010We gonna hang him for treason. U just watch. Were tired of the wmd playbook
>>532163696the west African countries that have uranium were mostly selling it to France yeah
>>532164456Anon is that a fucking trap. link to video plz. we have uranium mines here too.
>>532161815
>>532161917>Runway>Cargo planes>Heavy equipment LMAOOOOOOOO HOW THE FUCK THEY'RE GONNA GET BLOWN UP
>>532161843rolling for haredi Israel kino after all secular scum either dies or does teshuvah
>>532164461They smuggling ‘em up the back passage. Thought so.
>>532164702it's a dude, don't have the video with me, yes I know we have uranium mines here
>>532161727The enriched uranium is loaded onto missiles already. Iran can do 1940's technology, they killed the only guy who thought it was a bad idea to have them.
>>532164547Yeah fuck them and their lying they don't have it never have fake and gay prove it or cut them off. Bro trust me isn't going to make me believe it.
>>532161727Uh if we were gonna do this then why wait until now? We should've had the assets in place to do launch this operation the very same day we blew up the Ayatollah. Doing it now means Iran has had plenty of time to move the uranium out and fortify / booby trap the place they were keeping it. It's probably hidden in hundreds of little buried caches across the country now just like the Shaheds. There's no way to recover it or wipe it out in one move.
>>532161917>Know sites exist>Have no idea on what's there or inside>Have no way to transport the stuff>Have no way to actually get solid supplies to any force thereThis screams retardation
>>532162179You have zero reading comprehension. Try again.
>>532164981You don’t understand the Israeli mentality. They believe if they’re going to die their allies shouldn't get to exist
>>532161727This is going to break our country for good. When the Taliban causes the last mass casualty incident glowniggers had to put out a propaganda movie with mark walberg as damage control (lone survivor kek). They’re going to need at least a trilogy of shitty war movies after this coming slaughter.
>>532162136You mean all the brass that got purged 6 months ago?
The uranium in Iran is low-enriched and wss buried by the Iranians purposefully in order to prevent us from turning their stockpiles into one big Radiological Dispersive Device. The HEU was put on four Chinese cargo planes back in June, just before the Israeli strikes and our own faked strikes.What is going to happen is that special forces will begin capture or kill raids against surviving regime officials and our Kurdish allies along with Marines will make a push from Kurdistan Province to Tehran.
>>532161917
>>532162935
>>532161917this is the most retarded thing I have ever read and therefore refuse to believe it is real.
>>532165141I don't believe and bro trust me will not make me believe it. Used a stupid fear tool from a fake and gay nation of liars.
>>532161917Our special forces construction team and special forces uranium handling team will commence Operation Retard Migger Faggot. The clandestine operatiom will take approximately 2 weeks.
>>532161843i'll have some of that
>>532161917That plan has no chance of working. The kikes/Trump will use it as an excuse for a full ground invasion once these soldiers get slaughtered.
>>532165507This is not even the most retarded thing Trump has said this week.
>>532162136What if it works?
>>532161917imagine how kino the Iranian fpv drone footage would be if this happened
>>532161843Rolling for peace on earth and brotherly love
>>532161917did general grok or general claude come up with this plan?
>>532161727I can't stand Trump anymore, tell me what he says
>>532161917I'm sure Iran will fall for this after it's publicly announced to the world. What kind of clown show is this?
>>532162010Hey tranny guess what his approoval doesnt matter he is already in office you lost by the way seethe
>>532161727>may>may>may>mayOPSUCKDONKEYDICKS
>>532165836It does come off as unreal I'm not sure if its market manipulation as it just reads like a retard planned it.
>>532165196There's genuinely nothing they can do to control the narrative on this as nobody falls for their propaganda anymore.
>>532161727Yeah. It's a military operation. This is not surprising. People on here are young and stupid, or else shitskin. You should post hand.
>>532161917Thats nuts. They'll have to secure 60000 square kilometers from barrage rocket launches. An 850 km perimeter that has to be troops along it and they have to clear it. They have to secure an area the size of Latvia, and that just from the old dumb projectile stuff not including drones.
>>532161727he's announcing the pedostroika
>>532162305Putin is playing trump like a fiddle. Any invasion of Iran would result in millions dead on both sides only for dementia Don to discover halfway through that all the uranium has already been shipped to russia. Trump is clearly suffering from holden bloodfeast syndrome where he just wants to watch endless highlight reels of bunker buster bombs and drone gore footage so he can be a great and glorious beloved dear leader like Kim and vlad
>>532161727Iran could make it easier for America and send all uranium to Tel Aviv using a very fast delivery method.
>>532162205he is too young to know this movie.
>>532162549They don't
>>532161727well if it's just to pick up uranium...should be easy now that Iran is defeated
>>532161727>>532161917Why the fuck they needed more Uranium when US already enriched by those stuff?
>>532161727Fuck Trump. I support Iran having enriched uranium. This administration, along with the kikels, can eat shit and burn in hell.
>>532162136The jewish war god demands blood.
>>532161917This is the most retarded plan ever what the fuck
>>532164705jeet means victory
>>532163694Trump America Best America!
>>532161727And? We're the biggest military in the world. We have a million troops. We have the largesse to not only fund our own military but supplement all of Europe and most of Asia. I don't know what your retarded version of reality is, but we are the de facto rulers of the world. So pipe down, retards. Daddy's speaking.
>>532161727>ground invasion of IranThis is going to be worse than the Korean War picrel
>>532165764Nah. Time for you to die.
>>532170784kelly turnbull took down the golden gate bridge onto a chinese cruiser, but i dont think he can secure 1000kg of uranium, only maybe 10kg
>>532162136Zogbots are accountable to no one and their lack of independent thought is feature, not a liability
>>532161917Sounds like another Điện Biên Phủ waiting to happen
>>532170784>but we are the de facto rulers of the world2003 was 23 years ago. In 2026 a couple missles and temu drones make the US navy shid, piss, and cum in its pants afraid to get in the pool.
>>532161917The internet states 1000 pounds of highly enriched uranium would fit inside a briefcase.Did they actually mean 1000 tons or what?That's still an insignificantly small amount of uranium to bring in that much equipment and that many troops.I'm confused. Someone help explain this faggotry please.
>>532161843rolling for dead foreskins of everyone on this thread.
>>532161727>round up uraniumhmmm
>>532170784????Your Jewsa ships ran away like a pussy after the Houthis launched drones
>>532162935Using the same mechanism as the levitating limbless zombies zognald warned us about, yes.
>>532161727Nukes aren’t even real. 4 day war now 5 weeks long. Trump is selling out America to global agenda.
>>532171842It's not in a plastic baggie, they're all separated in dense, heavy containers because they're VERY radioactive. They're also hundreds of meters underground where we don't 100% know the layout. Coupled with the fact it's hundreds of kilometers behind enemy lines, bringing in heavy excavation equipment, of which the hundreds to thousands of soldiers would have to be supplied with an air bridge.The weeks timeline thrown around is because the US would be drilling through the earth to get through into the compound. This will all be under constant drone and missile attack. It's one of the most absurd, bat-shit plans in military history. Unironically.
>republicans cucked on border & iceno, they're doing exactly what the AIPAC uniparty wants. the jews want America turned in to a 3rd world brown shithole full of mystery meat golems who exist to fight their jewish wars. The AIPAC uniparty serves Israel, not Americans.
I think if it's a smash-and-grab with a specific target, and we have intelligence on the target, it could actually be quite successful. Our soldiers can bust into any building, smoke out any underground lair, bomb any concentration of troops. We can actually accomplish it.I guess the main issue is, how to get in and out? Any planes, helicopters, or ships used in the operation are prone to getting shot down. Also the canisters of uranium are quite easy to transport, so getting them all seems to be a near impossible task.It could turn into a loony tunes situation of raiding places while the uranium sneaks out the backdoor. Helicopters getting shot down and soldiers getting stranded. These soldiers better have multiple exit strategies including vehicles on the ground, just in case.
>>532173906I have a different idea. Rather than raiding the "cannisters" what if we raided the "people"? The IRGC intelligence members, nuclear program intelligence members. Just start picking those guys up one at a time. Eventually one of them is gonna tell you where to find the canisters. Or who knows who knows where the cannisters are. But again I just don't know how you get in and out. I think you can parachute in from high above relatively safely under the cover of night. But how do you extract?
>>532174148I think, the soldiers should have some kind of super speedy ground vehicle that drops with them. They'll speed away to a relatively safe place and get picked up.
>>532161727This fuckin guyAnything for the jews.
>>532162549https://www.wired.com/2016/09/quest-build-portable-anti-neutrino-detector-nukes/ they've had these for decades
>>532161727Onward Christian Soldiershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_URC7ExhNbE&t=1s
Trump should have learned from Jimmy Carters mistake.
>>532161727OP should have consequences
>>532161917>>532161727>APRIL FOOLSNO PLAN TRUSTER HERE, HOWEVERTHIS IS A HILARIOUS SHITPOST OF WORLD-HISTORIC PROPORTIONSAPRIL FOOLS, NEO-PALESTINE!
>>532161727Completely insane. Think a tiny bit - can't just use excavators, the tunnels are hundreds of meters down. Its a full on mining operation into uncertain broken and also solid af (picked) potentially extremely toxic concrete rock and debris. Bring in tunnel borers, or opencut mine. It will take years.
>>532162136Wars are the Jews harvest
>>532161917How are you going to build a runway under constant missile and drone attack? They only have a 30 second warning for either since radar is down.
>>532168993
>>532162480He just lost that money as no ground force was announced.
>>532161917Please god let it happen because it would be so fucken funny
great opportunity for mission creep, iran already said they would deliver the uranium to the IAEA. Trump is such a fucking jew.
>>532161917look at all the jews cheering on this plan. This is a backdoor way of getting our troops to invade. They are just going to get shot at, return fire and then just leave the country with the uranium? Anyone who believes this isn't mission creep is a fucking idiot or a jew that is pretending.
>>532161727>mayOf course its uk flag posting tabloid clickbait as well. Muslim migrant rape gangs destroying entire UK but brits will cry about trump instead. I fucking hate western European scum
>>532161727How many of you have had to go no contact with friends / family who are still supporting this retard?
I vote we make "HAHAHAHAHAHAAH" shitposting bannable. Make a point or fuck off you retarded brainlets.
>>532161917Everyone is so anti-american is there a website that isn't totally bloodthirsty for our troops? I don't trust Trump of course but if our generals think it can't be done, then it can be, we should let them cook. Lots of things were done because of miracles and belief. I still believe in the USA even if you guys don't or never did.
They will probably take out the anti air and pulverize the infantry with air strikes and missile strikes. Sadly modern militaries are really good at killing lesser militants and such.
>>532162367That's too much winningMight even say we're getting tired of winning
>>532161727holy fuck this is a retarded plan that will fail immediately and lead to another prolonged campaign of 10-20 fucking years. Are we rioting this summer with the leftie tards, bros?
>>532161917>we have operation eagle claw at home
>>532161843this is how you roll (heads)
>>532162050kek
>>532161727wow more fake news for a little who once again and pol eats it up, or it's an astroturf thread full of redditors brigading the board
>>532161727the speech happened and this wasn't in it at all, stop believing random twitter retards who get paid to post fake shit for money
>>532161917Why don’t they just find the material and create a dirty bomb with it on the ground and rig it to blow. That way it will be useless to Iranians
>>532162908>How do they know it's there?Reading Le Bon teaches you that mass manipulation never asks logical questions.
>>532161727So Iran is going to make a bee line for nukes now yes?
>>532161917A team ass plan
>>532163016>But what will it accomplishThey already won, as they said. Strait is closed and UShithole has a (partial) selling monopoly.
>>532162364>just endless contradictory announcements and stock manipulations the rest of his termthat only worked for a week oil is back to where it was before he tried the manipulate the market for his handlers now nobody is buying his bullshit. Vance is going to be forced to invoke the 25th amendment
>>532166035This. I know so many normies who know what a false flag is and if another 9/11 type attack is carried out they know that israel is to blame
>>532161847miggers in shambles after realizing they are nowhere close to winning the war
>>532162286You know trumps entire cabinet would have to agree right? It’s not just some the vice or congress can evoke the 25th. It’s his cabinet. Do you think trumps cabinet is going to say he’s unfit to serve? The 25th amendment was made bc no one knew who the prez was while they were figuring out if Kennedy was dead or not so they made a procedure that the cabinet of the president could pass the authority on to the vice prez if he got shot in the head and put in a coma or some shit and congress and senate wanted to be little bitches about the whole thing bc that’s what they do. Or like if a pres has to go under for surgery the cabinet can give authority to the vice. Fuck you assuies are annoying. I bet you went to a no kings protest while also being a subject of the crown.
>>532162213God wills it that the Americans die in sandy shitholes as punishment for your hubris
>>532161847I was told it was definitely over, pretty much
>>532174664Those only detect fission, ie nuclear reactors or nuclear explosions. A pile of enriched uranium hidden under a mountain is not going to be seen.
>>532162205I've never seen such a young third class passenger
>>532161727>Trump’s speech tonight: May require the use of ground troops to retrieve uranium in IranI will guess that they will have a trap set if we try and retrieve the nuke material. Drumpf slipped up and said we were watching it from satellites. If they didn't want us to see where it is they'd have stored it under a mountain. They have a few pounds near the surface where the traps are set. If we go in it's going to be a slaughter.,
>>532182712>weI have never worn a tiny hat in my life, and also, not trying to be more of a downer, but try finding the full text of the Iranian open letter on normie search engines right now...
>>532182837>I have never worn a tiny hat in my life, and also, not trying to be more of a downer, but try finding the full text of the Iranian open letter on normie search engines right now..I've never worn one either but was referring to myself as I'm American.The complete open letter was on Bloomberg news. Someone had a link. Unfortunately though it was written in a slightly archaic style meaning that most of my fellow countrymen won't understand it or will get frustrated and give up after 2 paragraphs.
>>532161917God I can't wait for the drone footage
>>532161917Loony tunes shit, is wile coyote in charge? Are they gonna drop anvils on the Iranians?
>>532182712>I will guess that they will have a trap set if we try and retrieve the nuke material. Drumpf slipped up and said we were watching it from satellites. If they didn't want us to see where it is they'd have stored it under a mountain. They have a few pounds near the surface where the traps are set. If we go in it's going to be a slaughter.,Don't be a fool and fall in the trap for nutinyahoo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6wMH2AGbwg
>>532179646you're a retarded spic
>>532161917He's actually fucking insane, isn't he?
>>532161917>Do all of this>give the Uranium to Israel so THEY can make more nukes
>>532161727I thought they were leaving?
>>532183514they're leaving "soon", and will be leaving with the uranium
>>532161917And when the planes are shoot by missiles radioactive material poisons the world forever. Brilliant.
>>532162010And 100% Jewish approval
>>532183663>And when the planes are shoot by missiles radioactive material poisons the world forever. Brilliant.I would bet they already made it into nuke missiles and just left a little as Bait. They've had a month. I read somewhere that any high tech country could put a nuke together in 2 weeks. Didn't nutinyahoo say they were 2 weeks away 20 years ago.
>>532161917>General: our military bases outside of Iran keep getting bombed>Trump: I know! *lightbulb pops up above his head* We'll just build our own military base INSIDE Iran.>Trump: That way, if they bomb it, technically they're bombing themselves and therefore we keep WINNING!
>>532161843Rolling for Mutt females being raped in war BDSM
>>532161847Yes like 5 times, while also begging for help and cussing everyone out for not doing their part despite the war being already won.Strange guy.
>>532183833Hey Paul Hogan I linked you some Silver Chair a few reply's up
>>532183833The sad thing is I can totally imagine Orange Retard doing it like that.
>>532161727well this didn't age well
>>532161917>hundreds of thousands of troopsWhatever happens there's going to be A LOT of dead ZOG bots soon.Going to buy some popcorn.
>>532179646FPV's are gonna be kino lol.
>>532167404Iran needs more nukes.
It's a pretty easy operation, the hardest part will be getting the pressurized container out, it will weigh about 3 metric tonnes, they're probably going to have to sling it under a Chinook, maybe fly a big american flag under it as well, yeehaw.
The idea of retrieving the uranium, that is hidden god knows where in a huge, mountainous country, is ridiculous.I bet it is just a pretext to rope the USA into a full scale invasion and occupation over time. This war will go on for years. Holy shit, I wish Iran would have had built these nukes to keep the USA and Israel from this retardation.
>>532184570The USA doesn't have an army to conquer Iran, they needed to be allies to an Iranian faction in a civil war, if they attack a united cohesive Iran with diplomatic relations with Pakistan, China and Russia it will be an absolute disaster. I'm looking forward to it.
>>532161917If they actually greenlight this it will be the biggest wartime disaster in modern history.
>>532161917what kind of retard shit is this did AI come up with this plan
>>532184883>If they actually greenlight this it will be the biggest wartime disaster in modern history.Worse then Barbarossa ?
>>532161843My last two numbers are us casualties in first week
>>532161727XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA DIG NEEP BRO AND KEEP OUR TANKERS SAFE. STUPID BITCH
>>532184965General Grokson and General Claude came up with this genius idea and it was approved and signed off by the Supreme Commander of the U.S. FENTCOM, George Floyd
>>532175131>Pete made me do it.....Kek
>Iran killed 45,000 protestors They just randomly increase this amount by 10-15k every few weeks kek
>>532183338Kek
>>532185310Eventually the number of protesters killed will be greater than the population of Iran
>>532162458If you need to hold a perimeter to excavate the tunnel you collapsed yourself, and you're probably looking for weeks of work, while being attacked by a, albeit disorganized, army of a million, yeah, hundreds of thousands sound like what you need. And it sounds like dien ben phu on steroids.
>>532161917But they haven't enriched it to weapons grade yet, they literally can't! This is the weapons of mass destruction lie again... On top of that don't believe Special Agent Orange that the war is ending soon because of Lebanon, you think Bibi is going to stop his plunder because of a TACO moment? He'll want to continue the war because the more everyone is distracted in Iran the more he can carve up of Lebanon and the more palis get the achkkkk. Burgerbros fucked....
>>532161917Why the fuck would this be public info though kek
>>532161917>experts say
>>532161727>May require the use of ground troops to retrieve uranium in Iran
>>532179646You're not entirely wrong. The anti-American propaganda, in leaf land anyway, is so on the nose only a jew could think of it. Here lies the real problem. America herself is great but she has a girlfriend everyone hates. It doesn't help that we're fucking her too.
Please fix gender equality in conscription because it will be so fucken funny.
>>532179309Mutt reading comprehension
>>532161917I take it they're just trying to spook the Iranians into moving the uranium to a less secure place so that it can be bombed.
>>532161727Why don't they just give it to you?
>>532161727the internet is completely overrun with seething brown people
>>532161843Rolling for Taiwan invasion this year
>>532161843rollinn
>>532161727The orange clown is running circles around you and the media, I guess that's what happens when your ancestors are inbred sand farmers
>>532161727>tfw now too old to be drafted for Israeli oil warsI'll be busy fucking your women on the homefront, Zoomies
>>532184975Op Barbarossa started with millions of Axis personnel and they had a clear goal. Even the K/D mattered there for once; it being that high in favor of the Axis shows that they were going in with at least a chance of winning.This thing being proposed is an actual cartoon villain plan with a tiny sub-percent fraction of the preparations. If a plan looks like a suicide run from the start then the quality of the plan already drops to the "Suicide Tier", of course, and can only get even funnier depending on how the execution goes.
>>532161843Točka
>>532161917STRIP-MINING IRAN TO OWN THE LIBS
>>532161727I don't know, your retarded level is that high ...
>>532165577Just a special 2 weeks construction, uranium mining and transportation operation
>>532162460not beating the short-fingered vulgarian charges
>>532179527go back to GBS
>>532165707They can't secure the straight and they'll secure fucking Iran itself?
>>532161917Double-down on stupidAll troops killed in a bloodbathNeed a "nuclear" 9/11 false flagFor "justification" to nuke IranU.S. uses nukes to pacify NetanyahuU.S. becomes pariah stateBibi finally gets his elimination of USA,Fulfilling Talmud "Amalek" requirements,Declares Messiah is near,US can no longer import oil or gas or LNG,USA enters permanent Greater Depression,Now at bottom of all nations,Blackrock begins buying all public utilities & selling to China for pennies,USA balkanizes into separate regional countries, some without functioning governmentThe Long Nightmare will only last until 2029When USA will mercifully be destroyed by the Great CometSoon considered myth like Atlantis,People will no longer believe it existed.Israel's Messiah the Antichrist arrives after the Comet. Less than 1 billion alive at that time.
>>532179646You need to enlist immediately.
>>532161917How do they plan to lift out tens of tons of radioactive enriched uranium?
