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If you woke up tomorrow as Trump, how do you get us out of this?
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>>532163221
Get us out of what exactly? Screwing up Europe's oil supply? We are an energy exporter. Shutting down Iran and Venezula is good for america(n owners of energy companies.)
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Pull out of the Middle East, turn the boats around, return the planes.

Go back to a gold standard on July 4th.

Lob a bomb at Karg Island

Nationalize JP Morgan, Citibank, Wells Fargo, US bank, etc. and disappear the CEOs to GITMO.

Quietly execute everyone in the Epstein and adjacent networks

Funnel half of the defense budget into infrastructure development/NASA/Spacex
Mine a fuckload of gold, silver, copper, etc.

Build permanent Moon base with industry partnerships

Mine Helium-3 on the moon's surface

Convert Entire US power-grid to Fusion Reactors

Funnel shitloads of money into electrogravitics

Turn the moon into the 51st state, then Mars, Venus, colonize and then mine the asteroid belt.
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Oh and eventually become the Terran Federation.
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>>532164310
>Nationalize JP Morgan, Citibank, Wells Fargo, US bank, etc. and disappear the CEOs to GITMO.
...aaaand you're dead.
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>>532163221
>hey guys, I'm sorry, my deep burried conscience woke up and I realized I cant drag my entire country and half the planet down because I'm being blackmailed and all of my friends and relatives' corruption and debauchery are keeping me on a leash. I really messed up a long time ago when I got in bed with the jews over business, tax and money laundering schemes and got carried away at some point into some real shady shit. You shoudlnt be suffering because we'be been horrible behind the curtain and doing the jews' bidding. I know I'm not going to heaven but maybe my fellow country-men won't have to suffer anymore.
Starting today, we're entirely cutting off all payments to i*rael and prosecuting every single jew in American politics, major business and media, after which I'll spill the beans on everything in a few long books with provided evidence. God bless you all
And then I'd do a Budd Dwyer on live TV
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Unload three Ohio classes worth of nuclear weapons on israel and detain any survivors with ties to tel aviv
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>>532163221
drop a few more bombs on Iran then leave the middle east completely. Withdraw all troops from europe, they're very brave liberal democracies they can take care of themselves with all the immigrants. declare AIPAC a foreign interest group. Deploy the military to both borders and keep them there longer than a week. Actually build the wall.
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>>532163221
Nuke Israel
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>>532163221
>Start press conference
>Release all personal information about everybody involved in anything ever
>Kill self with a shotgun after shooting a few "people" near me
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>>532163221
Nuke Iran, Isreal, Yemen and syria to dust.
Ban h1b visa
Ban dating apps
Start drilling for oil in the US
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>>532164408
Better yet, the Terran Empire.
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>>532163221
>ladies and gentlemen
>i have a...a confession to make
>the whole israel iran war thing... it wasn't my choice
>it wasn't AMERICA's choice
>truth is
>i.....
>i.......
>i was blackmailed by israeli spies
>you heard about the whole Epstein thing right?
>damn right
>i was involved
>i..
>i had sex with a minor
>they taped me
>i was scared if the tape being released
>but my conscience is too heavy
>i cannot allow any more American to die on this war that isn't ours
>im going to sacrifice my life.... if it makes America great again, it's worth it
>right now, my team is already working on releasing not only all the Epstein files uncensored, but also all the 9/11 files
>ever hear of the dancing Israelis? well, you will very soon im sure
>my heart is beating so fast, so fast, i can barely gwt the words out
>i... i am so sorry for what I've done. i hope, i hope st the very least the TRUTH helps lessen my sentence
>and I'm willing to go to prison FOR THIS GREAT COUNTRY
>even though im probably going to get killed before that
>well
>what can you do? this one will go for the history books
>please remember me, American people
>no president has ever sacrificed himself like this. i hope you fight for the freedom this opportunity will give you
>God... bless... America...
>oh, and just so you know, war wtih Iran? CANCELLED
>let Israel fight their own stupid wars
>our boys are coming home
>AND HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>532163221
>Remove all anti discrimination laws.
>Unfuck the stock market.
>Default on the national debt and make the Federal bank be owned by the government.
>Make the retirement age for politicians be 45, and remove all the old retards from the senate.
>Make the senate have a maximum of 50 people, too many people makes it hard for anyone to argue their point, 50 is already a lot for a debate.
>Make all welfare services be managed by the government. Too many Jews are taking this money.
>Remove all the bullshit buerocracy from the government.
>Make voting require IDs.
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>>532163221

>RELEASE THE A
KRAYYYYKEN!!!!
>TR3's roll across Iran, wiping the land clean
>World in shocked terror at realizing America has had this tech all along
>Do a speech when it's done announcing the new World Order under America, South Africa
Europe and Russia and China form alliance against me in fear of our blacksite tech
>Steamroll Europe with SA according to Seiner Rensburgs prophecy
>Profit
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>>532163221
Bomb Israel, apologize to Iran.
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>>532163221
make a gigantic oven, there's no other way
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>Have several MIRV nukes converted into cobalt bombs
>Remove all assets from Israel
>Cobalt bomb Jerusalem and Tel Aviv
>Remove all military assets from the middle east ASAP
>Refuse to elaborate
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>>532163221
self nuke
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>>532164517
Cuck
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>>532166741
My wife's boyfriend isn't gonna like hearing you talk to me like that.
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>>532163221
all nukes on israel
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>>532163221
An hero.
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>>532163221
I have a gun.
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>>532164310
>the moon niggers!
shut up nigger
you're talking about space while 1/4 of Americans can't afford to EAT EVERYDAY.
Mine the helium from your skull first. Shit is over infalted.
But yeah, nationalize all investment banks and hedge funds. Make speculation punishable by death for starters.
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>>532163221
I take off my pants on live television wearing AIPAC pins clipped to my balls, let out a big stream of diarrhea while holding two Israel flags, and pledge allegiance to Baal.
If that's not enough to demolish american politics then I severely underestimated the retardation of the average American.
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>>532163221
It's funny because he killed natalie wood.
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>>532169747
it would just be gwar tier performance art and billie elish would call him a poser
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>>532163221
surprise annex canada
deport all spics, poos and chinese
10x the tariffs
imminent domain all residential rental properties without compensation and give them to the renters
subsidize smaller farms worked by their owners
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>>532163221
Just leak everything I can, unredacted, uncensored, unedited, unfiltered. All for the public to see.
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>>532163221
claw back all the money I gave israel, sanction them, and kick them off swift like they did with russia, and admit I was a golem
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>>532163221
joining Iran and ditching pissrael
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Kill Satanyahoo and Bomb the shit out of Israel.
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>>532163221
Nuke OP
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>>532169301
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>>532172300
>Just leak everything I can, unredacted, uncensored, unedited, unfiltered. All for the public to see.
checked and this. dump is literally allergic to winning
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>>532163221
Remove jewish influence
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>>532165396
To stupid and brave for anyone who they ever let become a mouth piece.
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AMERICA
FIRST

AMERICA COMES LITERALLY FIRST

NOT ISRAEL

DOES IT HELP AMERICANS? I DO IT

DOES IT HELP FOREIGN INVADERS AND JEWS? I DONT DO IT
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If I woke up as the US President... it would go this way, if the Military is with me, some of it, the shit would go down so fast so quickly it would be Brutal!

If not, they would kill me within an hour.

My mother is correct, she told me that even as a local mayor all sides would get a hit on me within days. As a provincial official it would be within a day.

As a PM, within an hour everyone would agree to kill me! :D

It would be Brutal, Brutal and fucking Brutal.
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>>532164310
The jews would have you killed before stage 2.
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Lol, the people who know mez many know me... for a decade so many have seen me at work, thousands would remember me....

They would say, she was the nicest, happiest, friendliest person ever. I can't believe it... but it would be Brutal! I don't care how it would look, but rather what it would save and results, if you take that oath you best be prepared to do exactly all that is necessary despite the price to try and salve Civilization. And be prepared to die doing it.

It would require brutality without hesitation, extreme sacrifice and relentlessness to the fucking bitter end of the war to win or take everything under the sun down.

Let's just say Civilization would not be left in the hands of ccp, globalist, commies, pisslamics... even if I had to drown it like an indian girl child in the river right after birth! Yep.



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