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https://x.com/lookner/status/2039498822292799835
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>>532166832
UH OH, STINKY
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>>532166832
>nothing personal
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>>532166832
SAAR-TEMIS II
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saar
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>>532166832
too bad. they won't be able to turn around until they get gravity assist from the moon
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>>532166832
The woman destroyed it?
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Step 1: have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?
The Shit doesn't go down professor, don't jerk me around this thing was made in America, and it's already broken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyiiZoRY6fk
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>>532166832
Kek, if this were really happening it would be kino.
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>>532166832
First the ford and now this.
Import a bunch of indians and suddenly none of the toilets work.
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They’re underwater anyway
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>>532166832
>indian space program
They will just poo on the moon when they get there
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Saaaaars...
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Space is the fakest and most homosexual thing ever.
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shartemis
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>>532166832
i hope they remember to remove the lint from the dryer filter
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>>532167264
They aren't landing but the toilet does vent pee into space ..not poo tho.
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>>532166832
saddest part is this will be going on for days since people think doing it before and after still counts
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>>532166832
Damn. They were relying on the waste ejection system from that toilet to provide a much needed speed boost.
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>>532167445
It will be the first of many failures. Just look at the contractors who build artemis.

The crew probably won't survive. Half this shit was engineered by pajeets over a 10 year period
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>>532167433
The toilet is working fine for taking a dump. It’s urine that they’d have trouble with. But it’s way easier to piss in a bag/bottle, so it’s not that big of a deal.
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>>532166832
Just piss into space
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>>532167445
she is the perfect phenotype
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>>532166832
Shartemis II, reporting for duty, sire!!
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>>532166832
April Fools faggots. The astronauts shit and piss in their space suits.
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>>532167974
really? imagine the smell
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>>532166832
Big sigh of a relief they didn't go down the path of putting an Indian on there for diversity sake
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>>532166832

You have to be trolling. What is this, an episode of Big Bang Theory?

Call Howard, he knows how to fix this.
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I shit in trash bags all the time. It's redpilled
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>>532167974
>April Fools faggots. The astronauts shit and piss in their space suits.
Which then turns it into edible fruits and clean water thanks to amazing American technology.
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KEK she flushed a tampon
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Just call in the woman to look at the turd (say "Titta") and push flush. The toilet will mysteriously suddenly work again.
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>>532168265
And she's attracting space bears
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>>532167096
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>>532166832
>Toilet broken in Aircraft carrier USS Gerald Ford right before the Iran war
>Toilet broken in Moon spacecraft Artemis 2 right at the beginning of first manned mission

Jeetification of the USA is going on underbudget and ahead of schedule.
Of all the ways to experience a dying empire, this might be by far the worst. Would rather be nuked by Russia or China, no joke.
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>>532168401
fiction. proof?
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>>532168401
kill yourself
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>>532166832
Did you know that Twitter has a reply feature built in?
You don't have to post it on here to talk about when you can discuss this tweet with other Twitter users, faggot.
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>>532166832
WHY DO AMERICANS KEEP BREAKING TOILETS?
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>>532166832
They don’t have toilets.
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>>532167096

don't be sexist
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uh oh stinky
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How is space real if we don't have footage of someone being sucked through a tiny hole into space in pieces?
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uh oh stinky
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>>532168744
The proof is that it aligns with my beliefs.
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Broken toilet is the April Fools joke, you gullible retards
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>>532166832
if only they had rocket scientists on board who can solve this....
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In space no one can smell your shit
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>>532168401
That’s bullshit, but I believe it.
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>WHOOPS US TECHNICAL ISSUES GUESS WE CANT GO TO THE MOON SHUCKS
*wet fart*
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>>532166832
Bet it was the "Canadian"
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>>532168769
Why you so upset, eglintroonie?
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>>532166832
They will all die of sepsis from sitting in their poopypants for a week straight.
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>>532168744
This was the Russian account of what happened on the ISS. The sourcd is Roscosmos
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>>532166832

just hold it in for 10 days, cuck. Ever been on a 15 hours road trip? Yeah, it's kind of like that. Grab a two-gallon container of water and piss in that after you've presumably consumed the water in there prior.
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>>532167972
is this what canada is like nowadays?
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>>532166832
They need to cut the shit with all these toilet excuses
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>Liquid Waste Disposal: A hose with a funnel collects urine, which is vented out of the spacecraft into space during the mission.

So future astronauts and space stations will be destroyed by frozen shit and urine coming at them at 10,000 mph.
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>>532166832
Who brought a pajeet on the team?
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>>532166832
Imagine taking a shit in that tiny capsule and being locked in it with nowhere to go?
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>>532166832
>day 1 of the special moon mission
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>>532168401
Does anyone have the antartica research team qrd where a team of niggers and like 1 white woman managed to get pulled back over 2-3 violent felonies occurring and total mission failure.
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>>532166832
bet someone took a big ass shit and clogged it up bad.
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>>532168157
Howard's in Lebanon. He got drafted by the IDF.
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>>532167110
kek, underrated
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>>532168744
You can look it up. American media refused to cover it because it was a catastrophic embarrassment. Dyke cosmonaut put ISS at risk because they wouldn't bring her back early so she could beat her separated wife over a bank account dispute
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>>532166832
It's a blessing of Vishnu!
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>>532167359
Calling bulllshit, no Indian in the entire history of the universe has laid such and intact turd. This is the work of a chinaman.
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>>532167213
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>>532166832
>spacecraft made by indians
>no toilet
fucking kek
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>>532167110
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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>>532166832
jeeted
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Death to America
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look at the calendar retards
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>>532169740
Me when my toilet in my goyimpod is broken
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just do what the indians do, they live with it, so can these guys.
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WHO BROKE THE SHITTER
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>>532166832
OH SHIT
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>>532169894
I member that.
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>>532167174
Flushed her space tampon, yeah.
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>>532170046
It probably has some computer censor because everything needs to be some LED smart flashing handsfree advanced tech now. A button or lever is antisemitic to tech government contracting companies.
US Navy for some reason refuses to install shitter cages on the side so the toilets constantly get fucked up and people need to use others.
They can't just use a snake either because if they damage a pipe it costs a few million to fix lmao.
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>>532166832
>saar you must install the microsaft antiwirus or the loo will not function saar
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>>532167174
100% my dad works at nasa and he told me she was putting her tampons down the toilet.
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SHITTER'S FULL
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>>532166832
it just keeps on happening. absolutely jeeted
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>>532170305
Indian engineering.
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>>532166832
Don't hire jeet engineers.
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>>532170305
How does this work? Is it like a vacuum toilet?
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>>532167433
>they aren't landing
I forgot thats lost tech
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>>532170516
I doubt it. Most the nasa engineers I’ve worked with are still white.
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Imagine what Lookner's asshole looks like at peak-crown when he's birthing a lumpy chocolate log.
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>>532170715
had to hide this post but now i'm not hungry anymore thanks faggot
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>>532166832
Just needs a firmware update.
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>>532170715
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>>532170602
i don't know the specifics but yes they have to suck the piss and shit out otherwise it will get in the air
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>>532170602
yes, just like on the ISS. They pee into a separate thing than the solid waste, imagine the smell
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>>532166832
Are they hauling to Greece for repairs?
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>>532170715
his colon can't be healthy after airfrying chicken tendie meals for years
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>>532170995
On long missions they have to drink the piss
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>>532166832
OHH CANADIA
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Why every american advanced technology is destroyed by a toilet malfunction?
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>>532166832
it's OK the asstronaunts will become space jeets and just shit in space. in fact the vacuum of space will help suck shit from their anuses
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>>532168401
You'd never see this on the tiangong
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>>532171648
because the chinese would execute whoever did it. instead you have strange organisms growing which the chinese will probably eat for power (rightfully so)
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>>532168380
I remember this, good post
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>>532171648
You're right, because it's not a real space station.
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>>532166832
Between this and the USS Gerald Ford I'm beginning to wonder if America has a plumbing competence issue.
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>>532166832
Lmao this was a plot point on the big bang theory
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>>532166832
you rang?
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>>532169894
What happened with that? Are they still there
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>>532172441
>Between this and the USS Gerald Ford I'm beginning to wonder if America has a plumbing competence issue.
or a jewish tricks issue...
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>>532167110
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>>532166832
THE TOILET IS JAMMED SAAR
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If I ran a spaceship company, i would not hire non whites or women.
theres no way in hell that you look at who was responsible for doing the toilet and it being a white man.
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>>532169048
Utterly based heuristic with 99.99% accuracy.
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american assembled POS rocket from recycled blown up shuttles parts, american made equals junk
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>>532166832
You mean street-shitter shoot.
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>>532172921
>t. rajdeep lizardsar
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>>532170360
>>532170448
I bet she acts like it wasn't her either.
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>>532166832
LMFAO
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>>532166832
what is the problem here?
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THE SHARTIMUS NUMBER 2 SPACECRAP
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>>532166832
did it take off?? I felt like this bullshit was gonna fail from the minute I heard it was happening

are these niggers on the moon yet. I live in FL and didnt see shit in the sky today.
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>>532166832
SHARTEMIS POO
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>>532166832
was it an iranian drone?
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>>532166832
In space, no one can hear you shit.
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>>532166832
the toilets never broke when the crews were all White men.... just saying....
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>>532168157
The Wolowitz Zero Gravity Waste Distribution System
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>BE NOT AFRAID
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>>532166832
The irony of the jeets engineering the craft and the crapper doesn’t work.
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>>532173413
allegedly they went up around 630-7pm today.
the livestream from nasa showed a big rocket and some goycattle standing around staring into their goyphones recording it and then they showed some of their current kerbal space program run.
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>>532166832
>THE TOILET ON THE ARTEMIS II SPACECRAFT IS BROKEN AT THE START OF THE 10 DAY MOON MISSION
Frirst the Aircraft carrier now the fugging space ship. Why can't we find a good Shit bowl designer ? If anything we need a POO-Jeet with a H1b to come fix this mess.
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>>532166832
hold it in champs
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>>532173757
Just take a Desisgnated Shitting Spacewalk sir
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>>532167096
Who is that tranny?
Is that tranny on this mission?
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>>532166832
jeet engineering comes through
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>>532169550
not quite but we're getting there
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no one would suspect Lookner as having a sense of humor
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>>532173828
Dear Diary
Today poo was gold.
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>>532170305
That's actually kind of comfy. The guys on Apollo had to shit in Ziploc bagsand store them next to their food literally
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>>532170676
No it's not. We have a lander ready to go. The only thing lost is the willpower. We would rather feed and vaccinate niggers who can't take care of themselves these days
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>>532166832
Why are white people so obsessed with poop and pee?

Literally shit for brains.
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They won't need it! No doubt indians have been imported for the fake mission... toilets are redundant.
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>>532166832
>oh nooo, looks like we can't go to the moon this time folks... we will have to fix some toilet issues for the next 30 years
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>>532166832
Do you think it is an act of revolt ans sabotage? Are the astronauts being sent to fight against our space enemies? Is it the USS Abraham Lincoln incident all over again?
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>>532170396
most people in government positions are literal sub-80 iq retards impressed by flashing LED lights.
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>>532167819
Solid waste is handled "passively." Feces are collected in individual air-permeable bags, which the astronauts then manually "squish" into a storage canister that they carry with them until the return to Earth.
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>>532168380
Exactly the opposite happened.
The device malfunctioned the moment the woman touched it.
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>make this using the materials inside the capsule one end into a space vacuum port and your dick in the other
>no it won't hurt
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>>532166832
there is a toilet?!?! I thought they shit in bags and diapers
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so its been out of commission for 2 weeks because the shitter clogged and there was a laundry fire?
i dont buy it
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>>532166832
I mean how long are they up there? I've known dudes who do weakly fasting. Just don't eat/drink for a day or two. Not hard.
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poo poo poo, pee pee pee, never vote for anybody
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>>532170448
I'm surprised she still bled. Yikes.
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>>532169894
>>532170331
>>532172653
If I remember correctly the team was from South Africa. The cause of the problems was nigs nogging, but I don't remember how it ended.
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>>532167925
Ears above eyes
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Billions of dollars and the toilets don't work. Again.
This didn't happen with spacecraft and carriers from the 70's designed exclusively by white men.

>Numerous photos and videos believed to be taken on board the ship and circulating online show toilets overflowing with fecal matter, murky waters spreading across compartments and unlucky sailors on latrine duty attempting to clean up the mess.

>The issue with the toilets, said to affect some 600 units on the ship, has persisted for years. A 2020 report from the General Accountability Office indicated the faulty system required “onerous” extra daily maintenance to unclog narrow pipes while each “acid flush” of the system needed when it ended up clogged completely incurred an additional $400,000 in costs instead of being eco-friendly and cost-effective.
https://www.rt.com/news/636790-us-carrier-laundry-fire/
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>>532166832
What's the big issue?
Just open a window and shit outside.
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>>532167972
Tigmeet will save you Saa----ACK!
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>>532174930
or do what jeets do and shit on the floor and let waggies deal with it later
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UH OH
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>>532174025
>The guys on Apollo had to shit in Ziploc bagsand store them next to their food literally
Also, since zero gravity prevents waste from "falling," the bag featured a finger cot (a small pocket) so the astronaut could manually pull the waste out and away from their body.
Afterwards, the astronaut had to break a pouch of blue germicidal liquid inside the bag and knead it by hand and mix it with their waste, preventing bacterial gas buildup that could cause the bag to rupture.
The Apollo 11 crew left behind 96 bags of human waste on the lunar surface to lighten the spacecraft.
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>>532174957
ai shit
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>that american goy stuck on a 10 day mission in small capsule in space with a overflowing toilet of jewess poop, nigger poopie, and leaf doo doo's.
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>>532166832
> Trump poops.

> Trump makes crews of USS Gerald Ford and Artemis have no toilets.
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heh, only if they knew how to shit out in the open
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>>532166832
Why do you insist on watching that jew?
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>>532170147
Why did they put up such a creepy background?
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>>532167264
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>>532175080
Awww, fuck. I try to not share AI shit.

I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, it didn't even matter.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/nagpur/strict-action-to-be-taken-in-fake-tiger-attack-video-forest-officials/articleshow/125192567.cms
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>>532175330
kek mission accomplished
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>>532174957
WTF?
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>>532166832
Why won't they go to the Home Depot? I mean, it's Nevada
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>>532167110
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>>532168987
The difference in pressure between space and our atmosphere is...1 atmosphere.
Which is basically nothing, latch onto your arm and suck as hard as you can, that's 99% the pressure difference in space. Notice your arm doesn't explode from it?
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>>532166832
Just open a window and shit outside nigga how hard can it be?
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>>532175356
>social media accounts of those who shared the video are now being flagged for action
What the actual fuck is wrong with indians?
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>>532166832
Hire indian engineers, suddenly no toilets work
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>>532175330
Totally legit moon mission! Look at the quality of the CGI! Almost as good as the N64!
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>>532167174
I think the bigger problem was her attempting to drill holes in the walls of the shuttle
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>>532167096
>*clogs the only toilet on your spaceship with a pringles-can-sized log turd*
>*denies it and tries to act cute even though she looks like a 50-year-old arab tranny*
>houston, we have a problem
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>>532169894
I think they are still there
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>>532174957
See, this is why you want to keep some catnip handy.
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>>532172838
Women used to be considered bad luck on sailing ships which I thought was total nonsense for years. The last 5-6 years has convinced me the sailors of old were correct.
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The Apollo "Fecal Containment Bag." Notice several critical design parameters:
Firstly
>It works
Secondly
>Once used, the ziploc bag is stored next to the food for economic storage
>A zero gravity environment prevents waste from falling so the bag features a finger cot (a small pocket) so the astronaut could manually pull their waste out and away from their body
>After use the astronaut had to break a pouch of blue germicidal liquid inside the bag and knead it by hand and mix it with their waste, preventing bacterial gas buildup that could cause the bag to rupture
The Apollo 11 crew left behind 96 bags of human waste on the lunar surface to lighten the spacecraft for their return and to serve as food for future indian manned missions.
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>>532167359
I thought it was an owl from the thumbnail
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>>532173828
Does space have a designated shitting street ?
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>>532166832
>get to go to space
>break toilet
Literally me
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>>532175330
One giant dump for mankind
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>>532176109
I think you mean a designated shitting quadrant.
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>>532168401
Incel
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>>532167174
The beta virgin engineers forgot women bleed for 7 days every month. Yikes!!!
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Fortunately, Artemis II is still on track for the TLI burn scheduled for late Thursday evening EDT. This six-minute engine fire will accelerate them to over 22,000 mph to break free of Earth's gravity.
Ground teams are still analyzing data regarding the "controller fault" on the UWMS. For now, the crew is using the Collapsible Contingency Urinal (CCU) for liquid waste, which uses gel-packs to trap liquid before it is vented overboard. No other hardware failures have been reported in orbit.
The Trans-Lunar Injection (TLI) burn is scheduled for late Thursday evening, April 2, 2026, approximately 25 hours after liftoff. If the current schedule holds, the maneuver will begin around 7:35 p.m. EDT.
The burn is expected to last approximately six minutes. NASA is using a free-return trajectory. This means if the engine failed to fire again later in the mission, the Moon's gravity would naturally sling the spacecraft back toward Earth for hopefully a "safe" splashdown.
NASA will hold a mission status media briefing at 8:30 p.m. EDT tonight to discuss the results of the TLI burn and confirm the crew's final trajectory toward the Moon.
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>>532176632
Before Sally Ride became the first American woman in space in 1983, NASA engineers famously over-calculated her needs. Rather than forgetting, they asked if 100 tampons would be enough for her six-day mission, a number Ride hysterically told them was far too few. Her extremely emotional response almost caused her participation to be cancelled however in the interest of diversity they went ahead with the mission as planned but with fewer tampons than planned for.
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>>532170305
literally!
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Why don't they just pee in there butts
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>>532167110
>SAAR-TEMIS II
good one
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>>532166832
Indian astronaut?
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>>532166832
This is just so... on point
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Drill a hole in the ship and dump it outside.
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>>532175688
You did the fucking, you fucking bloody bitch! Fuck you!
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>>532176821
>Why don't they just pee in there butts
They could all use the chick. Make her useful.
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>>532174957
Grok is this real
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>>532175941
I like the concentrated spray. They go just as nuts and cuts down on vacuuming.
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>>532167096
>>532168401
https://archive.is/wip/YfQz3

It's all real and censored by Jewgle AI and NASA
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>>532166832
again a toilet problem
i think we got a conspiracy on our hands boi
#toiletgate
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Did they remember to bring the immodium?
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Christina is doing toilet troubleshooting live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n1GGe0fUBs
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>>532168157
Bazdoopy
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>>532177150
uranus mission 2026
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>>532167096
EVERY SINGLE TIME....

They let a Jewish woman on a space ship she fucks up the toilet.
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>>532177049
>Jewish Porn Producers be like:
Ok, ok... the incest shit isn't getting as much clicks. How about....
Mystery Holes! But in Space!
>Help me Commander Chaddicus, I'm stuck in the mystery hole!
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it is cosmically ironic that this is effecting both our battleship and our spaceship.

>>532177058
who invented toilets? Rome! This is Jupiter and Odei punishing our american ruling class for chosing Judea over Palatine
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>BE A CUNT
>PISS MINUTES INTO THE MISSION
Holy shit they will dienon her cunt fumes!
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>>532168157
Ron Howard? Apolo 13 was just a movie he didn't really go to space
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>>532166832
Hire jeets, get the sheetz
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>>532166832
Next it will catch on fire.
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>>532177364
Hire poos, no loos for you
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>>532167096
Imagine the smell...
DON'T
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>>532167096
that's a jeet, post the real picture with her doodoo colored skin.
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Of course it was the woman who firsr discovered the problem. They always have to pee every 15 mins on any road trip
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>>532174957
>More AI slop from the canadian jeet.
For any new fags, or boomers. The first tell is that it's a short clip, clankers go insane and spew out nonsense if they try and create anything longer than 15-30 seconds of continuous footage. The other is the teleporting tiger that just appears in a frame.
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>>532167110
SHARTEMIS II
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>>532169084
Artemis is the April Fool's joke, you gullible retard
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>twatter screen no proof
>turd world clown galore itt
USA! USA! USA!!!
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>>532177470
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>>532177452
good morning sarrr
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Next it will catch fire.
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>>532176090
What happens if you poop with all your might ? Does this negate the need for the finger pockets or does it risk rupturing the bag ?
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Imagine if the vibe-code means they shoot past the moon off into inter-planetary orbit.
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They fixed it!
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>>532166832
Americans spiritually turning into hindujews
The Bible talks about this
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>>532170143
trve... my shit does look like that most of the time
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>>532174247
>webm
I no longer remember what it feels like to be impressed by something
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>>532177452
Not Jeet (not that it matters, Jeet means Victory) Saar, I am third generation Brahmin Old Stock Canadian Saar.
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>>532177634
Yah there's a OUT OF ORDER sign on it now
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>>532168401
So THAT'S why they are decommissioning it
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>>532177804
why is every image they put out so fucking piss? why wrap everything in kapton tape?
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>>532167172
>splits
>waist-access suit
What an unbelievable waste of money. The rear-entry (suitlock type) suits were the way to go.
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>>532166832
Are people actually on the rocket..?
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>>532177987
keeps the water from leaking in
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Toilet is go for donating fluids!
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They already used one bag. Toilet claimed to be fixed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs
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>>532178162
makes sense since all the spacesuits, were they to actually be in space puff up like the marshmallow man
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>>532166832
how is our current year best of the best space fairing organization haing so many troubles and failures in space when like 100 years ago the same agency put a bunch of dudes on the moon using pencils and paper and computers rougghly as powerful as a gameboy or whatever
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>>532178250
All bespoke hardware.
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>>532178250
because they scattered all of the components, control panels, consoles, and much more in individual auctions so that later, youtube historians would have to fix, reverse engineer, and prove that the technology actually made sounds and lit up
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The April fool's joke of this year is RETARDED AND GAY.

Anyway, perhaps not a coincidence that they choosed today to "go back to the moon".
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>>532170114
I love this story but am dubious about it
>Fits too snugly in the "modern western women are entitled psycho bitches"
Yes, they pretty much are, but only relatively few tick all or this many of the classic boxes, and those traits should turn up in psych evaluation
>Final mission, crash into ocean
This happened in 2018. ISS is still up and running and decommission planned for 2030
>Everything is radioactive, long stays cost lives
The average expedition duration after this incident has been around 215 days, with a couple missions lasting over a year.
>Source: Russia
Yeah, superpowers never ever tell tall negative tales about their counterparts.
>Inb4 jewish lies, all of it
Yes, the kikes surely would stage several costly fake space missions to cover for a non-tribe member rag muncher who cost them a trillion dollars, just to protect the gay feminist narrative.
Astronauts really aren't something normies care about, so there's really no incentive to do that.
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>>532174233
something about the moon drove them to hysteria
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These astronauts must have giant tungsten balls to trust the DEI workforce which is still most likely in place that built the parts for that fucking rocket ship man.
Just imagine the retarded niggers who were hired through affirmative action responsible for making sure those bolts were butthole tight and the thing wouldn't explode upon return etc.
I wouldn't step foot on anything NASA is going to launch.
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>>532167110
lol
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>>532166832
digits and they have to turn the ship around early because of stinky feminist poops floating through the cabin
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Space programs are nothing but political graft and a colossal waste of money for pretty much no benefits except acting as shiny distractions for the public.
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>>532170995
how is a woman supposed to use this kek
they probably spent millions on making a toilet the one woman on the ship could use
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>>532170602
>Be me, go to shit in space, toilet turns me inside out and jettisons me into space.
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>>532167096
I bet this bitch was on the Titanic 2 too.
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>>532177427

It's one of your own Shlomo
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>>532167972
>Shartemis II,
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>>532179095
>have to turn the ship around
they could abort the mission and use up their fuel to de-orbit and splash down, but once they are headed out to the moon its too late.
just imagine the screeching at the merest possibility they'd have to cancel their big space woke bullshit trip.
>reeeee this is drumphs fault!
lol
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>>532167096
Doesn't know how to operate a drill ...Knows how to clog a toilet .

--- Frank Zappa , Flakes --

I'm a moron and this is my wife
She's frosting a cake with a paper knife
All what we got here's American made
It's a little bit cheesey
But it's nicely displayed
Well we don't get excited when it
Crumbles and breaks
We just get on the phone
And call up some Flakes
They rush on over
And wreck it some more
And we are so dumb
They're linin' up at our door
Well, the toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says
"Never flush a tampoon!"
This great information
Cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day-yay-yay
Yay-yay-yay, yay-yay-yay
Yay-yay-yay, blew up the next day
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>>532168744
how new are you?
I reject your dubz and curse you
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>>532179357
lol
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>>532167110
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>>532167433
>They aren't landing but the toilet does vent pee into space

Nope. Pee is filtered and reused
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>>532166832
competence crisis
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its a good thing there isn't anybody on board so this shouldn't be an issue.
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>>532179433
checked, hope they brought diapers then
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>>532179661
continence crisis
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>>532166832
Probably sabotaged by a pajeet.
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>>532177248
what the fuck are mystery holes
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>>532167096
classic
>>532180841
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>>532166832
Imagine the smell
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>>532167819
>it's easy to piss into a bag/bottle
Sure, but try doing that in low/zero gravity without getting piss absolutely everywhere in the room, and all over yourself because there's no gravity to pull the piss down to the floor
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>>532180841
The token kike dyke DEI hire on board lost her shit when her dyke lesbian girlfriend back on Earth used the astronaut dyke's credit card for something the kike dyke astronaut didn't want her to.
Yes, the kike dyke was monitoring her bank accounts from space.
So the kike dyke astronaut demanded to be brought back from space months early.
They told her no.
So she fucked up the American's toilet in the space station.
Pretended she didn't, and that it only broke because she's a woman, and that it wasn't designed for women.
NASA tried to engineer a toilet more to her liking, and promised to send it up on the next resupply.
So kike dyke started stealing tools and toolkits, and "losing them in space", all the while demanding to be brought back.
NASA said they couldn't, again.
So, she tried to fuck up the russian toilet by stealing a russian drill and drilling holes in supports, trying to damage the hull.
Russians banned her from their toilet.
So she resorted to wearing diapers, shitting and pissing into them, floating around, being useless, while bitching endlessly as she watched her lesbian girlfriend steal money from her account.
Oh, and her one spacewalk she kept giggling, failed to complete the repairs, and flung a bunch of borrowed tools one by one at the Earth.
US News hid everything.
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>>532174247
What disorder is that?
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>>532178250
america liquidates and imports any white ethnic group and spit outs jewish-vishnu worshiping mutts
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>>532166832
Breaking authentic footage from inside the capsule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx49-leiRE
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>>532169894
I don’t think I have that one, but will post a few I do have re: Antarctica
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>>532166832
Any Indians on it?
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>>532167388
underrated
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Jeet code strikes again....
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>>532166832
mutts will blame you for everything. before artemis, they had absolutely choked the toilets aboard that silly aircraft carrier. maybe stop eating all of that slop those beaners cook for you, you fat retards.
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>>532182219
wtf
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>>532166832
oh god i thought this was an april fools joke WTF HAHAHAHA
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>>532182220
You can't say anything, your slop is far worse than Mexican food.
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>>532182400
keep dreaming. burn the coal, pay the toll.
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>>532178139
but it is rear entry, that's why it has the giant humpback
it's basically just a refined xEMU suit
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>>532167388
Checked. Also, kek'd.
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This is one of the greatest propaganda fails ever. Not even 500k people seem to care. Nothing ever happens
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Must have had Indian food for dinner.
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>>532168401
nigga I can't read 2 pixel font.
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>>532167096
Kek
Chicks being astronauts is how I know space is real. They literally cant keep a secret longer than 48 hours.
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>>532166832
They must be using the same contractor that paid the bribes and kick back to get aircraft carrier toilet contracts.
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What if someone gets diarrhea and doesn't make it to the shitter?
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>>532181011
nice numerals

women are literally toilets and AI is so antinatalist it cant answer why , very funny.
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>>532181216
what kind of idiot was the captain. Clearly he should have murdered her for mutiny before she could sabotage human progress.
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>>532170715
why would you ever type those words in that order, man?
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>>532182829
>phone fag seething
lol, lmao even
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>>532168401
Yeahhh just checked her wiki, apparently all the accusations started coming in 2021 through a Russian state-owned news agency. Also she's married to a physicist called Jeff but sure, definitely a dyke.
As a cherry on top, nevermind the broken English in which this "American" anon communicates.
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>>532182238
>>>532182969
>>532182219
>>532182111
>>532182057
why are we high quality posting here? beacuse women in space post needs to be remembranced?



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