>Set up the date days in advance>Hyped it up, specifically said he'd rip NATO a new one>Huge expectations of what he's going to say about the future of the Iran war>The entire world waited in anticipationAll we got was an 18 minute rambling session of him jerking himself offApril fools, I guess.
>>532168936he always does this
>>532168936fell for it again I guess
MIGA!
>>532168936I'm enjoying this speech. I am enjoying this whole Iran war.
Next time he should have a state of the union address but all he does is glare at the camera while eating an ice cream cone. Then once he finishes he says "thank you for your time" and exits. Only this will salvage his administration
why was he talking about the amount of time past wars have lasted?whats he tryin to say?
>>532168936lol>>532132487
>>532169895buckle up, goy
>>532168936>if Trump announced the war was over oil privates drop>if Trump says two more weeks oil prices skyrocketTrumps jew friends are making a killing.
right he didn't even mention nato, I waited just for this... just that he might help his allies, or maybe not, or maybe yes
Dude is bidens doppelganger. They are both batshit crazy.
>>532169895he is saying calm the fuck down its time to host a big beautiful ball in the kind of ballroom that makes hosting big balls the memory of a lifetime. fuck all the drama, he wants to table his balls.
>>532169895war's not ending any time soonget ready for double digit gas prices this summergood luck getting food, I hope you have canned goods and fuel stocked up
>>532168936This is Kim jong-un with his daughter
>>532170279yep. two more weeks. i heard actually in two more weeks its gonmna be nukes. and then the vax are going to die off. yep. its defiunbitely happening this time guysle orange cheeto did it this time. we should have voted hillary
>>532169654>he always does thisYup, can't stand not being the center of attention constantly. Like a child.
>>532170299she's hideous
>>532168936Each and every retard here who thought anything else but this would happen is...well, a retard. And it's time for you to acknowledge that and seek help.Trump and the GOP have lost so hard, he's also taking the other right wing populists across Europe down with him. It's pretty spectacular. Even Johnson knows the congressional House is fucking gone come January and he will be out of a job, now we only wait and see if Dems will also take Alaska, Texas or Ohio and thus the entire Senate as well.
>>532170605She will probably nuke me one day (I live in LA).I have abstract feels about that. To get killed by a Warlordussy. Or a Warloli?
>>532169881good comment Joe, nobody did it better my President Pimp
>>532168936I have a theory that the reason he hyped it up was that he was going to announce his resignation and go “HAHA APRIL FOOLS BITCHES!” But then someone told him that if he did it even as a joke he would still technically vacate the office of the presidency, so he had to last minute come up with some bullshit that amounted to literally nothing
>>532169746There should be an award for that. Call it something catchy like "I didn't learn my lesson again" or "fooled me once, I can't get fooled again, but I did" award.
>>532169895We're going ahead with an unpopular war in the middle east up to a midterm. Nigger really is just Bush again.
>has been saying they're negotiating peace talks every Monday to game the markets>people catch on to his bullshit>announce a big fat SOTU to convince them the ceasefire is legit this time>rugpullWonder what he's gonna do next week
>>532168936I hate this child raping orange nigger so much its unreal.
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>>5321702994.5 at the worst.
>>532168936Gayto in shambles, BRICS bros winning
>>532168936>Speech is just him saying how Iran's navy and air force is completely destroyed over and over and over.>Strait is still closed btwHow the fuck are Miggers still not tired of this demented faggot? I got tired of him and his voice at 2020.
>>532168936The petrodollar death is becoming more reality the longer this war goes lol>EUROPOOR YOU MUST STAND UP AND GO TO WARNo, we are gonna make a deal insteadYou fucked up
>>532170142Here in high society,It’s quite the thing to see,Who’s got the biggest,Balls of them all!!!
