Previous: >>532168619▶RECENT:>S&P 500 futures plummet after trump's speech>"Two to three more weeks until SMO is won" — trump>NYT:"Iran is not currently willing to negotiate">"Iran fires largest missile barrage in weeks, as Israelis set to sit down for Passover." Source: Times of Israel▶Oil:>Dubai Crude $128>WTI $98>Brent Crude $101▶ Day 34—▶ Day 33>Israel hits Tehran>Iranian ballistic missile impacted a U.S. base March 30th. https://files.catbox.moe/ougrmx.mp4>Smoke is rising from the U.S. Fifth Fleet base in Bahrain.>Explosions in Dubai.>UAE wants to force the Strait of Hormuz open and is willing to join the fight, according to the Wall Street Journal.>UKMTO reports that an oil tanker has been struck by a projectile 17 nautical miles north off the coast of Doha, Qatar, causing damage to the hull above the waterline.>US President Trump will give an address to the nation tomorrow (APR 1st) at 9 PM ET to provide an "important update on Iran", according to the White House.>Dubai oil is $128 indicating US oil markets are using paper to suppress their price and limit economic impact.>Trump: "I would say we would leave within 2 weeks... maybe 3? (Gary?)>Several explosions in Bahrain.>$1.75 trillion added to the US stock market today, 31 March.>3 more dead IDF soldiers in Lebanon.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof▶KINO:https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
You lost trannies
The closure of Hormuz has taken 34% of globally-traded crude oil, 12% of refined petroleum, 20% of LNG offline. >It has taken 30% of urea and 25% of ammonia offline, putting the northern planting season at risk in the largest shock to food production in generations. >Some 20% of aluminum production is offline too. >In the chips supply chain, in addition to the LNG, 35% of helium, 60% of bromine, and 44% of sulphur are now offline.>Unless the war ends soon and Hormuz is reopened, this will be the single greatest stagflationary shock in the history of the modern world economy. >And the costs are cumulative. The longer the war lasts, the greater the stagflationary shock and the more central banks must respond by monetary tightening.Thanks orange kike
Centcom lied, good niggas died2 more weeks until nukes in the sky
>laughing at the dumbass who doesn't know after hours trading exists.
SOON MIGGERS
>Did you know I blew up Iran's navy?
>>532173203>Thanks orange kikeEven worse. The orange shabbos goy.
>>532173204I assume big wigs got told we're in for a long war behind closed doors. Something big will happen tomorrow evening
>>532173208And about a day or two until bots on the ground
>>532173203>Trump said we won, this is NATO's fault
>>532173280>bots on the groundWar has changed...
What an absolute chotchTruly idiocracy tier lol
Funny things ahead tomorrow during actual trading hours.BUT you can expect the most jooish tricks yet again tomorrow 30min before the open, and it will fucking work because the market will believe in copium lies it can
You remembered to short stocks right?
>>532173204Ok .why the FUCK is this happening again. Fucking retarded. Iran shoots like 6 missiles a day these days
>>532173243>Huh, you blew their navy up, Donnie? All of it? Even the fast boats? Wow, first time I've heard that.
So, more importantly, did Iran launch anything tonight? Seems quiet
>>532173203what’s the definition of a stagflationary shock? something that hurts industries and causes price increases at the same time?
>>532173347return to monkey
Reminder that all miggers support the regime that is actively replacing Americans with spics and pajeets
>>532173138TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!! TRUMP!!
There's now zero good reason to have a US military bases in your country on the contrary it'll now be better having none so you can sail through the straits. It's so over.
Going to be a bloodbath in the market tomorrow.
>>532173401Are you genuinely that ignorant and need an explanation?
>>532173419They fucked israel up yesterday, basically all day.It's 6am in Tel Aviv rn, new day they waking up to Trump's snooze fest warnings rn
IRAN LOST
>>532173493Why?There's literally no reason
>>532173203Miggers say this is winning (also while the strait is closed, nothing has been done about their enriched uranium, and Khameini was replaced with Khameini)
crude oil hasn't stopped going up since end of the speech lmfao
JUST IN: To the israeli mossad agent that performed Kaballah magick on me and gave me indigestion NEVER TRY THIS AGAIN. YOU ARE WARNED. HELLFIRE WILL REIGN UPON TEL AVIV TOMORROW FOR YOUR ACTIONS. I HAVE CONTACTED THE IRGC AND LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE IN DEEP TROUBLE. YOUR DAYS ARE COUNTED. DON'T MESS WITH ME
>>532173504It's been fucking months. All this shit is priced in. Iran is barely shooting back at this point
>>532173450Yes. Such as a giant spike in energy costs. Which is what's coming.
>>532173347You sound like a libtard
>The war department is going to fight decisively... Maximum lethality. Not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We’re going to raise up warriors, not just defendersUSA! USA! USA! DEUS VULT!
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>>532173604IRAN LOST
>>532173371>Funny things ahead tomorrow during actual trading hours.Can you explain to a retard what your picture means?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3goSYkVPNE
>>532173548We're going to the moon today, bros, but not on the Artemis 2.
>>532173572>All this shit is priced inlmao
>>532173419iran did launch some
>>532173626
all you guys freaking out about futures selling off ~1% realize the market is up like 4% over the past couple days right? it’s been volatile up and down recently
>>532173572> All this shit is priced in.Lmao no. And iran doesn't need to fire a ton of missiles to inflict economic harm to US. It just needs to keep the strait closed.What was "priced in" was couple weeks of supply disruption. And even then equities were overpriced. What is coming next is much much worse.
>>532173589So are we still saving the civilians?
>>532173589not Creativity— but ChatGPT
>>532173683trump didn't mention nato at all in his speech
>>532173589Oh God, they actually workshopped "back to the stone age" as a catch phrase.
>>532173685IRAN LOST
>>532173203
>>532173698what civilians? iran has a draft and recruits 13 year olds.
>>532173693>I'd i look at this tiny specific window, everything is fine.Zoom out a month retard.
>>532173726might listen to some old Dan Carlin desu
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>>532173728
>>532173742americans never cared about the rest of the world
>>532173698only the ones that relocate to the town of bedrock
>>532173524>Hey guys we'll be done soon. Just bear in mind wars usually take years, like 20 years is pretty normal ha ha
>>532173792IRAN LOST
>>532173758Show flag kike
>>532173589>We live in a timeline where my Secretary of War also has an African Warlord's mentalitySo #blessedI'm crying with joyful tears right now
Hormussy STILL closed and will soon have to wear a hijab. You are responsible for this.>>532173646basically retards took 1billion$ leveraged bets on oil dropping after Trump's speech. Expecting him to fully TACO. Didn't happen, oil is pumping during after-market trading hours, and these shorts are getting fucked and will have to sell their shorts (especially when they are leveraged), likely making it so oil will pump even more during actual trading session.BUT expect some tweets from the administration to manipulate the market, so it won't be a short-squeeze. The amount of 1B$ wouldn't be enough for that anyway.
>>532173785Knight's Templar = arsehole lickers
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>>532173548>>532173648Lol
How did such a uniquely stupid, narcississtic man capture the loyalty of 40% of America
>>532173766this is a specific reply to all the silly anons freaking out about a red line on the graph that have all been silent about it rocketing up for the past 2 days lol im well aware shit is hitting the fan and we’re just getting started
>>532173556>>532172858Too late, immortalized that you shat your pants, coco.
>>532173572>Iran is barely shooting back at this pointThey dont need to shoot a hundred missiles to fuck up your shit since you are out of interceptors
Hey guys the straight is gonna stay closed but you can buy oil from america we have a lot (we need to import it too)
I love how trump's speech was mostly about ending the war quickly, but the markets dont trust him anymore, so they've bet on the complete oppositeJust kek
>>532173419Pigran launched another increasingly impotent wave while the GCC smells blood in the water and is now gearing to join the US in bombing Iran. Iran is truly fucked lmao.
>>532173589Why the fuck is this nigga reciting slam poetry in the goddamn Oval Office
>>532173879Because they're just as stupid and narcissistic as himTrump is the archboomer
ITS OVER
>>532173347Remember when there were real leaders? Today any illiterate idiot can seize power and devastate a millennia-old culture. Ask any of them when the Stone Age was. West is fake and gay.
>>532173785worst pick for secretary of war, too expressive to the point of feminine. you your general to be emotionless while telling the troop to die for him.
>>532173859IRAN LOST
>>532173859How long till he resigns to try and save his political career?
>>532173899I'm honestly shocked at how long people kept getting bamboozled. Dumped my long stock positions the day after the ayatollah was whacked.Iran can't win on thr battlefield but they are certainly going to try to outlast the US and wreak economic havoc.
>>532174014yep, the market's not buying the demented orange nigga's lies anymore. instead, they are listening to iran's financial advice
>>532173473iran only lets iranian oil through the strait. all iranian oil is already bought by china.meanwhile the u.s. wants to bomb iran back to the stone age, so even that oil might be out soon.
>>532173138
I missed the speech, what did he say?
>>532173965>ending the war quickly,>2-3 more weeks>quicklyso uh yeah... the last shipment of oil arriving tomorrow and then pool is closed for 3 more weeks, will take 2 months to arrive after that and it's planting season today.... people will starve
>>532173909You won't get to see tomorrow, it's over for you
>>532173742https://files.catbox.moe/lje6v2.mp3
Anyone got an updated chart for Iranian missile launches today? US/Israeli sorties would also be cool.
>>532173589Thanks grok.I'm glad that these outdated nonmeme phrases only work on the most pre-compromised zoomgroids who were already dead ends
>>532174130https://www.whitehouse.gov/releases/2026/04/president-trump-delivers-powerful-primetime-address-on-operation-epic-fury/
>>532174130Good news, just 2 more weeks
>>532174130Nothing different from his truth social posts, literally no reason to watch
>>532173852btw “selling” shorts isn’t a thing. Shorting works by selling a thing and delivering it later with the hopes that you can buy it for cheaper and pocket the difference. It’s a strategy that has a theoretically unlimited downside and these retards might be the first to find that out the hard way
>>532174087yup and we are all going to die. its been nice posting with you guys.
>>532173950Rip that empty field
>>532174244>Rip that empty fieldCENTCOPE still hasnt confirmed pic rel btw
>>532173203Just go and get the fertilisers bro we've done the hard part
>>532174087The Russians should be taking notes. Iranian gigachaddery is off the charts, cuck warfare is simply not for them
IRAN LOSTMuslim Shills are so demoralized they aren't even posting their AI slop or outdated footage anymore
>>532173572>Iran is barely shooting back at this pointMoron.
>>532173589Okay, thank you for saving my time on this matter.I was just wondering why the market was plummeting this hard.
>>532174287it's fine bro just look at the tailfin, everything is OK
>>532174130He basically just reiterated his truth social posts since most americans don't pay attention to what he posts there
So much for the end of the beginning.Iran has your balls in a vice, USrael.They know now that Trump is not, and never will be, sane enough to lead a war, let alone save a country from itself.Legally, I can only emphasize again, USA and Israel are the only ones to blame here; this is perfectly and unequivocally clear. The US in particular is wide open to damage and reparation claims after lettting its Naked Emperor lose in public view. Their complete and comprehensive culpability is in no way in any doubt.But at least he's not a woman...Enjoy your holidays, morons.
>>532174224Also if there is a margin call, they are forced to cough up even more cash or eat the loss then and there.
>>532173694>What's coming is so much worse Nothing will probably happen. America has plenty of oil. It sounds like it's everyone else's problem and it sounds like maybe they should fix it
>Israel sends you to jail if you film anything but cars or empty fields being hit>few videos surface of cars and empty fields being hit>niggers, kikes, and jeets try to convince the board only cars and empty fields are getting hitBros these new zoomer JIDFs are not as good as the ones we once knew.... They are not sending their best.
Iran is directly related to Europeans and Americans race & language wise, than the semites we're killing them for.
>>532173187>why yes I do suck satanic pedophile cock how could you tell
>>532173646this security (SCO on stonk market) has been around since 2008 and goes up when oil goes down, it just had its most popular month ever which means there is a lot of money betting oil prices are going to go down
>>532174380>America has plenty of oil.Doesn't mean shit unless we ban exports.
>>532174395Iran is Arabized you gay cuckthis isn't 2000 years ago you gay cuck
>>532174380you import everything else retard and all of that needs oiland your oil companies are gonna sell elsewhere because it's more money for them
>>532174435IRAN LOST
>>532173572>Iran is barely shooting back at this point
>>532173698Civilians?
>>532174384>They are not sending their best.That's where you're wrong.This is their best.
>>532174431A lot of people didn't believe we could have fucked up this bad. Whoops they were wrong.
>>532173852>oil is pumping during after-market trading hoursoil futures are traded on New York Mercantile Exchange (NYMEX) which is open 24/7
>>532174449They still speak Persian which is Indo-European, and the amount of Arab admix is debatable.
>>532174474>Export banFixed
>>532174141Well, not too far from the truth.
Lmao!From>we will set Americans on fire!to>please Americans! rise up and save us from orange man
>>532173589russia should donate orsheniks or something to goatfuckers. Atleast target great satan with their super secret weapon for once. Imagine getting stone aged and max damage you did was a bunch bedouin tents
>>532174526>I'm just pretending to be retarded
>>532173138>Two weeks>Acceptable>Three weeksI'm worried bros.
>>532174135Doing some more magic so you'll shart again tomorrow
>>532173589>We used to pretend to care we wanted better lives for the Persians under an oppressive regimeNo room for optics anymore. America becomes more like Israel every day.
>the stone agesWhat the fuck is his problem?He did this on Truth Social as well so it wasn't just slip of the tongue. It's the Stone Age, one single, massive, multi-million-year era, not the Stone Ages. What fucking tard.
>>532174513no their best are fighting the war. these guys are brown amateurs.
>>532174519it is pretty hard to believe
>>532173138Nigger
>>532174592No I'm being real.We literally have enough to to provide for ours andplebty of sell excessThe market is being super retarded about this but whatever
>>532173401Because bullniggers are funding my retirement and there’s nothing you can do about it. Bobo always wins in the end.
>>532174569US needs to bomb Ghalicuck and Araghcuck, then negotiate with this guy>>532174522their language converted to using Arabic lettersZUTTEDUTTED
>>532174615nyoro~ndesu this type of captcha is the coolest thing site admins have done in a very long time
>>532174630Persians only make out 60% of Iranians. would be pretty racist to only want save them.
>>532174569More dignity than your orange babyfucker has ever exhibited in his entire life btw
>>532174632bro last week he didn't even know what a kilometer was
>>532174366>But at least he's not a woman...Why do you keep harping on this? As if things would have been any different?
migger subhumans are out in full force again, coping about their skyrocketing gas prices and worsening economy. Sad!
>>532174483call me when they sink an aircraft carrier with thousands of soldiers aboard. right now its a nothingburger
fren status?
>>532174380>not_my_problem.mp4If you haven't noticed, people have been making payment plans for fast food BEFORE this kicked off. You can bet someone is having a problem because of this and they are going to ruin your day at some point because of it. You had best be posting from an ancap fortess with auto turrets before saying something truly is not your problem.
>>532174698Ehh.im buying and will continue to buyHuge nothingburger. Supply chains will have to reroute from the middle east to North America. Big nothingburger. Your seeing the max effect right now with prices going up. It literally won't get worse than that the free market makes shortages impossible.
>>532174690"The market" is a global market you mouth breathing troglodyte.
>>532174630>oppressive regimethey have universal health care and free college btw
>>532174522>and the amount of Arab admix is debatablelol nothey got thoroughly raped and mutted
America Won
>>532174690Our refineries, for the most part, cannot process the oil we produce for a variety of stupid reasons. The crude we import via the hormussy is what we mix with the Alberta shale and Oklahoma fracking slop to turn it into shit we can refine. Modifying those refineries is going to take months to years, and in the meantime the economy eats shit
>>532174749Imagine thinking Pigran cucks have dignity. 40+ years of shouting DEATH TO AMERICA. Now reduced to "NOOO WE NEVER HATED YOU GUYS FOR REALISIES"
>>532174763https://www.whitehouse.gov/releases/2026/04/president-trump-delivers-powerful-primetime-address-on-operation-epic-fury/>Many Americans have been concerned to see the recent rise in gasoline prices here at home… This short-term increase has been entirely the result of the Iranian regime launching deranged terror attacks against commercial oil tankers and neighboring countries that have nothing to do with the conflict. >have nothing to do with the conflict
One thing is for certain, American dominance in the region is gone. I doubt we will see the gcc states aligned with the US 6 months from now.
>>532174836How expensive would gas have to be for Americans to riot?
>>532174690you dont know what the market is
>>532173280>bots on the groundAmerica doesn't have bots. It's a backward military.
>>532174690Your refineries keep blowing up because they're staffed by Americans LOL
>>532174836people need to figure out how to kill landlords and live in their housing units for free. the oil psyop is just an excuse to buy an electric vehicle
>>532174885Every country hates you right now. The only country they hate more is Israel.
>>532174903americans don't riot. americans had a vote and now they live with that till the next vote.
>>532174860>in a few decades my ford shares will rise 5%!Good for you, child. My leveraged puts on your AI bubble are going to make 500% in the next couple of weeks. Enjoy your savings account tier growth (if you’re lucky)
>>532174690Unless Trump goes full commie and implements price controls then everyone's getting fucked
>>532174757The worst thing is I'm not even surprised. He might actually be the most retarded head of state in human history. No wonder America is speedrunning the end of empire.
What the fuck was that Trump speech?
>>532174331Meant for>>532174184Also, don't use God's name in vain.
>>532174836>Muh affordableNigger 90% of Americans would struggle in any fucking economy ok. It's just the facts. You could transport these people back to 1997 and they still would be poor and not buy a stock or invest in anything. Americans would rather spend money pretending to be rich than actually being rich and that is the cold hard fucking truth just look at people's shoes when you walk past them
>I HATE THE AMERICAN EMPIRE THEY KEEP LYING ABOUT US, CORRUPTING OUR YOUTH, AND BOMBING OUR CHILDREN'S SCHOOLS>DEATH TO AMERICAOmg they're so evil, we need to sucker punch them or else they'll hurt us.In fact we should but all our young men and women within range of their missiles
>>532173450No growth, lots of inflation.
>>532174741Aside from the Arabs the other ethnic groups are just different flavours of Persian. That's like saying People from Ohio and people from West Virginia are a different race.
>>532174971Cucknadians have no room in the discussion table faggot. Go back to shouting "arms up" as you let chinks and pajeets rape your women like the fucking losers you are lmao.
>>532174632>paleolithic>mesolithic>neolithic
>>532174897You’ve been wrong about everything so far so you will likely be wrong about this too. The GCC and America will work even more closely together after all of this, as America proved it was willing to stand by their allies in times of hardship. Meanwhile you Europoors have proven yourselves to be completely useless and unworthy allies to America, Israel, and the GCC. You lost tranny
>>532174897>One thing is for certain, American dominance in the region is gone.> tfw it only took one month for the world to become multipolar At this point, I'm close to believing that something biblical is on the way...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0pC3s--qLM
>>532174526Riddle me this, anon..why would a US domestic oil producer sell at less than the world price if an export ban was put in place?
>>532173522checkd faggot
>>532174834>picWoah. To be fair, that was just coming off the Yom Kippur War and subsequent embargo which alerted everyone to how important both the Middle East and its oil were.When does the april fools thing expire ffs fuck mods
>>532174690we are a net importer of crude, so if we stopped trading it we would be short ~2 million bpd at current consumption. however we can’t stop importing because we mainly import heavy crude to feed refineries and predominantly produce light. most of what we import comes from canada but prices will still go up when global supply is down 30-40%, prices would go up here even if US supply is unchanged because US producers aren’t just going to sell for below market rates without some commie shit like price ceilings implemented
WHY IS IRAN BEING SUCH A BULLY. JUST LET THE US AND ISRAEL DEFEAT YOU OMG. IMAGINE RESISTING THIS MUCH. SO CRINGE
>>532175026And runaway oil prices trigger both. Everything gets more expensive, and the price of doing business goes up so difficult for businesses to expand.
>>532175045a lot of Iranian students here are actually Kurds. calling them Persian would offend them even tho they speak Farsi.
>>532174834frenetic
>>532174331Market plummet is a bit sus, idk what people were expecting him to fully announce pull out i guess.He committed to 2-3 more weeks of war, and the rumors are there will be boots on the ground to get the uranium unless Iran makes a deal which includes giving up all their uranium. The plan involves 100-200k american troops on the ground in a 2-3 week special military operation, which obviously will drag on longer because what the actual fuck
>>532175052pretty sure half of all american woman got raped by a nigger at some point in their life the other half was into it
>>532175058>The GCC and America will work even more closely together after all of this, as America proved it was willing to stand by their allies in times of hardship.no it didn't... they ran away and protected israel instead of the GCC lol
>>532174834Since 1980?
>>532173187Now do it without the us and get back to us.
>>532174903It would just have to disappear entirely for a riot to break out. Of course, if some (((tv personalities))) bring up something irrelevant and shocking in two more weeks, Americans will forget to be angry. I call it 'Americamnesia'.The horrors will continue until the gas is gone.
>>532175152Sentiment trading bots expect the orange childfucker to act rationally in his or America's interests. They haven't been programmed with the knowledge he's a chabad jew.
America turning the WORLD against them for Israel. Was it worth it?
>>532174632>It's the Stone Age, one single, massive, multi-million-year eraNo, this is a psyop. The stone age was the condition in which the survivors of the last cataclysm lived. We're not the first advanced civilization.
>>532175122Aye. We're basically fucked and will all start killing each other soon.
>>532174834اهلا و سهلا رفيقAre things comfy in Algeria?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXeMl-Glls
>>532174861Miggers don't understand there is a world outside their neighbourhood
Europoors lostTotal Palantir victory is inevitable
>>532175258even drunkards don't believe that
>>532175152it was a quiet week and markets were delusionally pumping nonstop since monday close on no news, think this speech (aussies also had one that was dire as fuck about energy supply) knocked them back down to the reality that tards are in control
>>532175057It's still never referred to as the Stone Ages, or the Iron Ages or the Bronze Ages. The only person who would say it like that is someone who has literally never said or encountered the concept before. Of course it would be truly astonishing if someone actually managed to reach their 80s without ever taking the tike to learn about the Stone Age. They'd have to be some sort of an wilful imbecile.
>>532174152Fine you fucking faggots, I found it myself. Seems to me that the amount of missiles launched didn't change much, however virtually all of the missiles launched today were done so towards Israel instead of the Gulf, which probably explains why Israel is in such bad shape rn. Overall I don't see any reason to believe that this will end anytime soon, seems Iran's more than content to keep up the current tempo of missile and drone launches while bleeding US and Israeli interceptors to the bone.
>>532175008>I killed him>they are all dead>decimated their navyTrump is filled with a unspeakable power
>>532174945zogbots, Nigel. We have plenty of those to sacrifice for our greatest ally.
>>532175008A headshot that will be heard around the wold.USA just committed suicide by moron.Iran could not be happier."Pezeshkian's" letter will only hit harder when seen side by side with this unhinged rambling.Iran is exercising exeptional command control both in depth and in breadth. They are not fragmented or broken. The plan works.
dont think you can bomb Iran into forgetting metallurgy
>>532175307It's so over for Eurocucks lmao.
>>532175364Shut up you stupid nerd. Iran is going back to the Stone Age.
>>532175009Fuck YHWH
So much winning
>>532174860>the free market makes shortages impossible.How would that happen without violating 1st law of thermodynamics?
>>532175367can’t believe one of these hashes on the graph is going to kill my nephew in the coming days
NEW BAKER NEEDED
>>532175103yup it wasn't new and was always expected at some point
>>532175100IRAN LOST
>>532175446If gas were $12 a gallon no one would buy so then there would be more gas. It's that simple. The free market works very nicely. So gas being $4 a gallon after a month says the situation is really not a big deal
>>532175130Even Kurds are really just Persians in denial
>>532175433>Stone Age
>>532174834>>532175103>>532175508I can't read dune runes. Explain pls?
>>532175013>stocksHave been an obvious jewish gambling ploy intended to sculpt the world through ruination and exceptionalism. And it's fucking rigged. Enjoy putting your money into baskets that were predestined to win or lose and finding out if you've been favored by the ((())))
>>532175391>Iran could not be happier.If your military is destroyed and all your leaders are killed you win.
>>532175532Now I am certain you're just baiting.
>>532175367Ahh yes. The strategy of attritional warfare against an enemy that has their entire industrial base intact while actively dropping gravity bombs on all your critical infrastructure... How do you retards operate?
>>532175569>t. malding poorfag who doesn't own any stockskek no wonder ur maddont stay up too late tonight wagie
>>532175568It's a magazine from 1980 predicting that the Strait of Hormuz will be the cause of WW3.
>>532175367doesn't look credible. discrepancy from idf's number are too big. idf cannot lie since they have to protect their citizens.
>>532175573>All their leadersFalse>Military destroyed False
>>532175152the markets are controlled by bots that respond to positive headlines, even if most people know they are bullshit. it really is that simple
>>532175569Lmao faggotStay poor. Go Klarna that Papa John's pizza you pathetic retard
Bored of the kike cocksucking here. Nothing funny is even being posted.
>>532175532prices went up $1/gal preemptively btw, purely on the knowledge that there would be supply issues down the road, there’s been no supply shock yet, if we had supply issues we would look like india or australia right now. now consider that the supply shock is guaranteed to come, and last for years to slowly diminishing degrees
>>532175624Interesting, looks like it is proving to be very prophetic.
>>532175675It's been a month...this is literally the max pain in the cycle but ok you go ahead and buy puts retard
>>532175532>no one would buyHow would they get to work, genius?
God bless Iran yeaheveryone loves iran yeahthey are the best yeah
>>532175624Huh, prescient. Thanks. Glad to see you survived the bombing btw
>>532175666Shills out in force trying to damage control Dementia Donny's stone age speech. What can you do, got a joke to share with us?
>>532175666Miggers always shit up this thread around this time, Euro/MENA hours are generally much better
>>532175737i suspect remote work will have a resurgence which is based most companies simply won't be able to pay a salary high enough to compensate for gas
>>532175737Carpooling, walking, busesYou act like people don't change behavior
>>532174690Anon let me educate you on what they mean by market. Oil is a global commodity. It is traded globally. When 20% of the global supply can't be moved. The price will go because there is less of it on the market.
>>5321756111. We produce at max something like 10 THAADs per year2. What are weapon stockpiles for yathink?3. Suck on my weewee nigger
>>532175573>If your military is destroyed and all your leaders are killed you win.Iran's leaders are braver than our chickenhawks in charge could ever dream of being.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz9iI9ISAw0
>>532175648>>All their leaders>FalseAll their old guard are dead or 9 of 10 are including Khamenei. >>532175648>>Military destroyed>FalseTheir military has been catastrophically decimated, but I am sure you can point to a couple things still around I guess.
>>532175796damage control?
>>532175727Gosh, what an iniciteful observation.. it's incredible you remember to breathe with that IQ you have.
>>532175806>Europoors and brownoid third world subhumans need a safe space echo chamberkek pathetic
Strait of Hormuz's grand opening is always two weeks away.
>>532175860>Iran's leaders are braver than our chickenhawks in charge could ever dream of being.They were.
>>532175892The straights being closed is simply not our problem. It is Europe and asias problem
>>532175829Possible, but what about the jobs that can't go remote? Like service industry and blue collar.
>>532174690The dollar has no care so it what you provide for yourself. You don't understand the petrodollar.
>>532175933Oh but it is, it's a global market, you are the number one beneficiary of said global market.
>>532175833fat nigga breathing like a fish out of water
>>532175892Check the archives for the last image he posted. Should explain things for you
>>532175933you are allied with the gulf states.it's totally a problem for the gulf states. caused by you -- their ally.
>>532175727you seem to know the future with much more certainty than i so you should be shorting oil and buying calls pussy
>>532175995>Oh but it is, it's a global market, you are the number one beneficiary of said global market.Thats true, and it is a problem for us but it is a bigger more immediate problem for you.
>>532175889>When the stone age calls
>>532175892Hmm. I am curious to see how your character will develop as the war goes on. Stay with us, please.
>>532176007I'm too tired to bother desu, sorry if I didn't read him properly, not sorry if I did.
>>532175854>We produce at max something like 10 THAADs per yearWhat does THAAD have to do with attritional warfare retard? We lost one radar system to a single THAAD system. We will recover it by the end of next month. Do you think Iran can make any missiles now that we've blown up their entire industrial capacity to do so?>What are weapon stockpiles for yathink?Hey retard. We have hundreds of thousands of JDAMs. We've got B52s now doing land missions of Iran dropping these be the dozens lmao!!! Destroying ammo depots and every single missile Iran fires is one less missile they'll have for the rest of this war. you're so fucking retarded it hurts.
Sucks how my country us filled internationally disingenuous and retarded Republicans. Would see a significant improvement if these people were turned into eunuchs and sent to mine in the congo.
IraniShills are SO demoralized I LOVE IT
>FUNNY NEWSMajority of Persian diasporoids in the US no longer back regime change in Iran.>puhleaase mistar tahrump bohmb mahy cuntree>nooooooo do not redeem the bombs!!!!!!
>>532176079You read him correctly, it's just an r/uhg nigger trying to derail the thread again
>>532175644>idf cannot lie since they have to protect their citizens.Have you ever interacted with a jew in your life?
>>532176061Absolutely, we're proper fucked.
>>532176121Don't pretend like the other side is any better. We live in hell.
>2515 just updatedKikes get no sleep. Beaten in Lebanon again since irans back beating the shit out of tel aviv.
>>532175871You are aware their hierarchy consists of thousands of people and they still have thousands of missiles, drones and conventional arms? That russian and chinese logistics still feed them?They have leaders, they have weapons and they have soldiers to utilize them.A 55y navy & airforce is nothing. Not close to whst made up the bulk of their military capacity
oil prices won't go higher then a certain point. If they do biofuel or synthetic fuels becomes viable. 30 years ago world was ready to shit on goatfucker oil, lot of research was being done and just when they realised that it might actually work they dropped the oil price
>>532176068Sorry if I misunderstood you, not sorry if I didn't..want to do a qrd on why this is the bottom of the cycle?
Is Iran retarded? They're about to lose ALL revenue sources for the next decade if the mood so strikes donnie.They literallty can't do anything to the USA why are they even trying
>>532176147Kk, ty bro.
>>532175903They still are. Men like Araghchi are ten times the men the clowns parading on Fox News are. Iran's propaganda videos make me as an American dissident proud that somebody out there is capable of saying no to the evil globalist regime.
>>532176190You're a retard that doesn't understand that one missile could account for half of those red dots you fucking mongrel.It makes sense you're fucking retarded though since you keep rooting for Hezbollah even though they keep get btfo each and every single time.
>>532176082What do thaads have to do with attritional warfare? What do missile defense systems have to do with warfare involving an enemy that primarily utilizes missiles, gee real thinker there. Also the vast majority of Iranian "missile depots" are buried under literal mountains.
>>532176206They are getting their butt's kicked, but cling to what you have to I guess.
>>532176183Marginally better.
>>5321760632.5k alerts are like caused by 10 imprecise missiles of which ~90% will get intercepted
>>532176242They understand a deal with trump is worthless.
>>532176270>1 missile does 2550 alertsAnon you indeed are 50 IQ. Must be kike sperm cause you are too fucking dumb to beat normal people sperm to be born.
What weapon class will you main? I will pick rock because it has a good range, can still be used in close combat, and the ammo drops are near infinite.
Iranian monarchists continuing to realize what they've done. Kek!
>>532175472A friend of mine is over there, fuck this war. If he dies I'm going to pissed
>>532176263>They still are. Men like Araghchi are ten times the men the clowns parading on Fox News are. Iran's propaganda videos make me as an American dissident proud that somebody out there is capable of saying no to the evil globalist regime.They are backwards ignorant Islamic fundamentalists and our enemy. They have been asking for it for half a century, they are finally getting it.
>>532176270Hezbollah has inflicted 48 casualties on the IDF just today according to their own reports. This is more than double the average of around 20 per day which were the case around the opening weeks of the Lebanon war.
Yemen should impose a toll at the Bab El Mandeb
>>532176224Just because of 1 thing: escalation. Gas prices will only rise because of Iran and America attacking each other via proxy. It may take a bit of time, but it's like a ball rolling down a mountain. It gradually picks up the pace until it comes down to smash the poor village at the end of it.
>>532176242The only retards are the ones who picked a fight with death cultists by martyring their cult leader and killing a bunch of kids. Of course, the US is led by Christian death cultists like Hegseth who think they must bow to Israel so Jesus can return and Israel is an entire nation of death cultists who literally believe the war will summon their Messiah.
>Noooo Please leave Reza Pahlavi something to salvage!KEK
>>532176276Here we go again. You are just a fucking retard arguing in circles since your position is indefensibly retarded. Which country is getting their entire industrial capacity utterly destroyed and which isn't. It's that fucking simple.
>>532176349My hands or a sword if i get the epic drop, i will only target kikeniggers
This conflict started because Iran deeply envies the success and prosperity of the Gulf States and must drag them down to its level to avoid further embarrassment.
>>532176263I don't know if you're serious or not, but I am. The Iranian government and their officials have shown me what a real government is like, run by competent and intelligent individuals. I hope to meet Araghchi someday, honestly.
>>532176270Your jimmies sound a little rustled there, pardner
>>532176349Rock good, Grug likes rock. But big club more likes.
>>532176316>What would you say to someone who claims it's the same 4 missiles doing 599 alerts then 2500 Ai is brutal on you guys.
>>532176351Iran diaspora is so fucking pathetic, at least some of them realized how evil is Israel (and US under kike occupation)
>NOOO ISRAEL WE OPEN YOU PHULL SAPPORT WHY DO THIS
>>532176430Lol lmao even
What's he thinking right now?
>>532176263>OH MY ARAGHCHI LET ME SUCK YOUR BROWN DICKhow about you join the Iranian people and shut your internet off?why keep using the internet like a little cuck boyjust shut it off like the iranian government wantsYOU WONT DO SHIT, KEK BOY
>>532176351Shouldn't have trusted the military led by a guy with "kafir" & "deus vult" tattoos...
>>532176358> They are backwards ignorant Islamic fundamentalists and our enemyGoodness gracious do we deserve the pain that's coming to usIt'll suck for a while, but I consider it a correction
>>532173216 least fake Iyrian claim
>>532176495what a fucking squad
>>532175833I don't want to sound like a normalfag but that shit is so fucking depressing....
Toll firmly paid
>>532176351Getting their 'fell for it again' award in real time
>>532176358I turn on Fox News and get Hegseth rambling like an African warlord about how awesome war crimes are and Trump's dementia babble. I can check Araghchi's Twitter and see he's a very well-read man capable of appealing to basic humanity, law, and history to show his country is the victim of monsters. He and other Iranian leaders routinely mention how we Americans are also victims of these people.
>>532175833No one deserve to die like that (except criminals, political kikes, kikes or golems who support pissrael and every IDF soldier)
>d-don't let us turn against you
>>532176355it’s fucked, we would need a miracle to derail this thing now
>>532176351No refunds
>>532176410Imagine how much better the world would be if we’d just left Saddam alone
BACK. TO. THE. STONE. AGE.Nothing can stop what is coming
>>532176451>using ai unironically>not even delving into the sources to try to confirm it and justposting that insteadYou Pigran bootlickers are another species of retarded.
>>532176366that's more related to op tempo and not to hezb. israelis are actually not happy with the slow op tempo especially since taco loom.
>>5321766046 million killed. Bro trust me.
>>532176376Maybe I'm too tired, but are you're saying you expect oil to go much higher?
>>532176652>Being dumbGood job. Not an argument. Cope harder retard.
>>532176604It's up to 45k now lmao
>>532173203when the war is sus
>>532176430I unironically am. Iran's leadership has done a great job after the huge blow they suffered day one, and I find their messaging very interesting and honestly fairly inspiring. Their strategy is very good too, even if it's the only thing they got.
>>532176689Ok mongrel, keep coping while we send Iran to the stone age. IT's gonna be hilarious in two weeks what cope you'll have why Iran has turned into a failed state and Pissrael continues to exist lmao.
>>532176583trump completely obliterated any pretense of civility or high mindedness in american politics and i don’t know if we ever climb that hill again given how stupid the population is and how much they ate it up
>>532176408Neither are really, Iran can still make drones and missiles unless I missed us cracking open all their missile cities.
>>532176604Has Crown Prince Reza responded to the Stone Age comments yet?
>SAAAAAR YOU WILL REGRET IT PLESE NO
>>532176638Alqaeda and ISIS wouldn't have been a big problem in ME and a lot of terrorists attacks (backed by mossad) wouldn't have killed a lot of innocents in US and Europe.Is fun to realize that Saddam never backed a terrorist group even with the hatred he has against America
>>532176697It's interesting to see how the OG 'holocaust' narrative got created..same playbook today with the muh poor protesters.
>>532176744Lmao. 2 more weeks retard.
Professor Bet-David > Professor Jiang
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Iranian monarchists deserve to be shot in the head along with miggers and kikes
>>532176657Whatever the case Hezbollah is clearly not "getting their asses handed to them" as he said.
>>532176749>muh Iranians are actually a mystical dwarven race and have built entire megacities underground comparable to the output of what you can put above groundDelusional cope.
>>532176583It's funny the diasporoids >>532176544 talk as though the country they left is under occupation from an oppressive regime when in reality it is we who are occupied and need saving, but no one is coming to save us.
>>532176682Yes
>>532176638Saddam would of probably been dead by now of natural causes and more than likely shiites would of taken over anyway since uday and qasay were corrupt degenerates who knew nothing of governing. Atleast Saddam knew how govern. Knew what to invest in. Built sewers, canals, mass aqueduct projects. His son's just snorted cocaine and spent most of their time shopping in Paris
>>532176858Ok cool, sorry I called you dumb, my bad.
>>532176828https://understandingwar.org/research/middle-east/iran-update-special-report-march-31-2026/>The IDF has continued to strike Hezbollah sites and personnel throughout Lebanon. IDF spokesperson Brigadier General Effie Defrin said on March 31 that the Israeli Air Force has struck over 2,500 Hezbollah targets in Lebanon, killing at least 900 Hezbollah members.[78] The IDF issued new evacuation notices for neighborhoods in Beirut’s southern suburbs, including Haret Hreik, Ghubairi, Laylaki, Hadath, Bourj al Barajneh, Tahwitat al Ghadir, and Chiyah on March 31.[79] The IDF also issued an evacuation notice for a building in Ghubairi that the IDF identified as a “Hezbollah facility” on March 31 before striking it the same day.[80]>30:900 KD ratio>not getting their asses beatI'm sure third time's the charm for the Hezbcucks and this time they'll surely turn it around.
>>532176959>ISW
>>532176959>Bro trust me part 1000000
>>532176745>trump completely obliterated any pretense of civility or high mindedness in american politicsI am glad people like you have lost political power in this country.
>>532176758That niggas name is cocknoose, kek
>>532177024Pathetic nigger cope.>>532177014>bro just trust Hezbollah insteadYea ok retard.
>>532177069Lmao. Imagine losing to Google ai in insults.
>>532177069If one of my choices is Robert Kagan's sister in law's blog, I'm going to going to go with the alternative every single time
>>532177172>retard doesn't understand AI is designed to by default be agreeable with youThere are no words for your profound retardation.
>>532177069I'm not saying either side is telling the truth, but let's be real. Kikes lie as they breathe, I'm pretty sure they would die if they stopped lying. So I know for a fact they are lying. I don't know many Shia Libnanis so I can't say whether they lie as much as kikes, though I doubt it.
>>532177269The ISW isn't a Kike institution... It also has sources and links to everything they say so you can cross verify it yourself...
>>532177236Ahahaha
>>532177333>FIRMS Coordinates, Qanat Irrigation System, lac of security fencingkek. You're so fucking stupid. DOn't stop posting lmao.
>>532177301>Kimberly Kagan is the daughter of Kalman Kessler, a Jewish accountant and school teacher from New York City and his wife Frances. She founded and heads the Institute for the Study of War.
>>532175977I don't want to be cruel but the sad truth is literally no one gives a singular solitary fuck when blue collar types financially struggle. They will be told what they are always told to keep them going. They're the real backbone and to take pride in their relative poverty and working with their hands. Just like farmers, they will complain to an audience of no one and then suck it up. If there's one demographic that will always get fucked and take it, it's blue collar types.
>>532177301>The ISW isn't a Kike institution
