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BRUTAL
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>>532178511
I didn't get silver though.
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Jesus knew he was going to be betrayed and let it happen. Literally anyone who read the Bible knows this. This meme is stupid.
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wtf is Op on about?
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>>532178608
This.
Jesus said so at the last supper.
Jesus knew it was part of the divine plan.
Even if Op knew this, it's kind of stupid meme, how did the time traveling chad betray Christ?
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>>532178608
Yeah, it's like the biblical version of this one.
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>not stopping Eve from eating the apple
And this is why everybody makes fun of Christcucks.
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>>532178608
>Jesus knew
It was written 400years after the events.
Completely rewritten by Saul, nothing there is true.
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lol, christcucks actually do be like that.
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>>532178511
I WILL BE FORGIVEN. Thank you, my lord Jesus Christ.
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>>532178722
Saul was a Roman agent they used to try and get control of Jesus's commie movement
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>>532178722
everything is permitted *jumps from window*
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>>532178788
Just sacrifice animals like kikes do to be forgiven.
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>>532178608
>>532178686
Yes, but Saint Peter tried to prevent that fate and used his sword, and even later denied it, but he repented.

We often act like Saint Peter, without realizing that we are Judas as well.
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>>532178698
>Could just tell JFK the day before that someone is going to harm him, like complete sperg meltdown in public, timeline changes
>Jews stop time and intercept you G-man style and slow cap
>They send you back to your exact cords in your timeline
>JFK still dies
The only real way time travel for a better world/universe would work is if you go back so far enough in time to not alter events but make the jews fuck up more and more trying to recorrect your meddling so much so that it becomes obvious that they were evil all along to pretty much everyone... like current events.
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>>532178511
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>>532178511
Jesus was a rabbi that was in on the scam. He would have been surprised you knew their plan. Can anyone prove me wrong?
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>>532179115
i like the "synagogue of satan" spinoff from book 1
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>>532178511
Damn, you can never have a normal conversation with Rabbi Yeshu
Dude just wants to take the whole world on a guilt trip
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>>532179222
No.
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>>532178698
>*Goes back to May 2025*
>Hey CIA Iran has no intention of making a nuk-
>We know
>*Goes back to 2020*
>Hey CIA COVID is a lab made vir-
>We know
>*Goes back to 2003*
>Hey CIA Saddam Hussein doesn't have any WMD
>We know
>*Goes back to 2001*
>The twin towers are about t-
>We know
>*Goes back to 1972*
>Hey the end of gold standard isn't going to be temporary it will-
>We know
>*Goes back to 1967*
>Hey CIA the USS Liberty is about to -
>We know
>*Goes back to 1941*
>Hey US Govt, Japan is about to attack Pearl Ha-
>We know
>*Goes back to 1912*
>Let me guess, you know the Titanic is about to...
>Yes
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>>532179345
disgusting. a predator
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>>532178698
Give guns to natives to ice Colombus
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>>532178897
Kek.
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>>532179385
yep, yep, yep...
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>>532178511
>not going back and showing the founding fathers a highlight reel of niggers wilding
one job
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>>532178511
Real men would tell Pontius Pilot he needed to give Jebus the In Damnatio memoriae treatment.
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>>532178511
Take his cloak and slap his cheeks, he likes it
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>>532178698
>>532178511
I mean think about the bronze age logic of writing this story


Judas betrays him, he then gets caught and crucified...

Turns out that was his plan all along and it was just 4d chess to forgive our sins.

But Jew-das is still a bad guy. Why?

I dunno.


Like this is worse writing than the game of thrones ending.
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>>532178698
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>>532178722
Sausage, Aquafresh-sama! The meager intellect of scholars everywhere could not hold a candle to your genius intuition and extraordinary insight gained from esoteric sources.
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>>532179580
Jesus told his disciples multiple times one of them was going to betray him. Then Judas did for 30 pieces of silver. Judas regretted it because he likely believed Jesus would flee or retaliate.
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>>532179222
If you've read the NT it's pretty clear the dude was one of those fuckers who is constantly looking for an opportunity to inject a "witty" one liner into the conversation.
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>>532178608
The Gospel of Judas explained that Judas was actually Jesus' closest disciple, and the night before the last supper they went out into the desert and Jesus told Judas he had to betray him and then showed him the true face of God. But the Catholic church doesn't want you to know about that.
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>>532178722
The Gospels were written between 60-100 AD. Saul/Paul died in 65 AD.
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>>532178511
Jesus was Jewish
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In reality
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>>532179749
>the bible is univocal and infallible
Oh grow up. Even most non retarded Christfags don't believe that shit.
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>>532178511
Retarded christcucks. Read the gospel of Judas. He didn’t betray Jesus, he fulfilled his role as was intended
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>>532178722
More like 20
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>>532179909
The bible is the word of God.
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>>532179580
i dont know any christian that actually takes a particularly negative view of judas
the absolute worst you can say about him was that he was just some asshole that decided to betray the literal son of god himself when said son of god already knew he was a dick and was going to betray him anyways. maybe jesus sought him out because he knew judas was morally bankrupt enough to do it, idk
i would assume if it wasnt judas it would just be whatever other random schmuck that would turn him over for a quick buck
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>>532179856
The Gospel of Judas is schizo shit even by Christfag standards.
>>532179994
nuh uh
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>>532179856
How could Judas have written anything if he committed suicide?
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>>532180022
Atheist are always saying the god doesn't exist because he doesn't behave how they want him to?
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>>532180082
Retarded brazil monkey spawn doesn't know about other gospels
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My take on Christianity is that I really, really wish it was true. I wish there was an omnipotent force for good out there.

But it probably just isn’t true. I don’t fault people for turning to religion though.

I was circumcised in the name of Christianity, but I blame my retarded American parents for that. I would have rather been born an Italian Catholic or something.
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>>532180010
The absolute nastiest interpretation of Judas I've heard is from Bart Ehrman, who is an ex Evangelical atheist. He thinks Judas was a retard who got mad that Jesus didn't start a violent revolution when he arrived in Jerusalem and reported him to the Romans for claiming to be the King of the Jews basically out of spite over that.
>>532180116
We claim he doesn't exist because he doesn't behave at all. He just... ain't.
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>>532178511
I would go back in time and shoot Esther
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>>532179994
I just can't believe people believe this. If I know better why don't you? I just throws me. I know you have faith, but I do not know where it comes from. You have never had an encounter with God.
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>>532178608
Came to say this.
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>>532180116
No because he is kike fairytales as evidence by mutt circumcision rates such as yourself
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>>532180201
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>>532179207

With jews you lose anon.
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>>532178511
you don't nees a time machine when you've got christ.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHyR92MQic
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>>532180179
>He thinks Judas was a retard who got mad that Jesus didn't start a violent revolution when he arrived in Jerusalem and reported him to the Romans for claiming to be the King of the Jews basically out of spite over that.
ngl i can see it, the expectation was for a literal kingdom of god against the romans rather than a more metaphorical one or basically taking over the roman empire itself as it's main religion
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>>532180164
>I was circumcised in the name of Christianity
Wrong you was circumcised because jews rules your country.
The sacred scripture say many times that circumcision was not necessary anymore.
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>>532180082
The crapolic church is the reason Africa's population exploded.
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>>532178511
beard adorned caesar on his gallow dressed tropaion

STILL?!
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>>532178608
Did you not take a media comprehension degree?

The fact Jesus knew he was going to be betrayed and crucified is baked into the meme. It's up there alongside going back in time to watch the sermon on the mount, only to have Jesus look at you and say in perfect English 'anon, go home'
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>>532178686
>how did the time traveling chad betray Christ
You must literally no knowing about christianity or you agree with the woke pastors saying god loves you even if you're a tranny faggot.
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>>532180309
Christianity is 2000 years of coping over a schizo street preacher from rural Galilee being wrong.
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>>532179994
The Bible is heavily curated schizo babble by niggas who were power hungry enough to enforce their version, while suppressing all others. The real lore is in Gnosticism
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>>532179385
bretty gud
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>>532180082
the catholic church is not right about worshiping mary , kneeling or importing migrants
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>>532180179
crypto-curian performative atheism
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>>532179222
his cuck father joseph is the ultimate simp - comes home and his whore wife who banged 3 dudes tell him "honey i am pregnant, but it was god that did it idk" - then the retard raises the little bastard after the 3 guys who did the gangbang show up at the birth with some gifts for the hoe
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>>532180164
>I was circumcised in the name of Christianity
Only Americans get circumcized and only for the last 100 years. Look it up. The Founding Fathers weren't circumcized
You've been marked as a slave, as the Torah commands
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>>532180157
Aren't you French? Mighty brave to call someone retarded.
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>>532180503
You're definitely Jewish, you deranged beady eyed fuck. Only Jews talk in such a degenerate manner.
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ITT newfags think the gospel of judas isn't real because it canonically states Jesus Laughed and there is nothing more sinful to the catholic church than the bible saying laughter is biblically a good thing.

i'm not joking, look it up.
the catholic church unironically thinks laughter is evil.
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>>532180500
Forgive me for not being thoroughly versed in your specific brand of sixteenth schism anabaptist schizophrenia or whatever the gnostic fuck. You're two millenia deep in schizo nonsense, and you tards act like we're dumb for not being able to track down exactly which branch of fucking retard you are. You've spent your whole life with your head up your ass and you act like everyone else is a retard for not being able to distinguish giardia from normal diarrhea by smell.
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>>532180559
Why hiding the canadian flag always raises the IQ of threads?
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>>532178511
I'm Christian and this is deep..
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>>532180503
>t.
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>>532180647
You'll have to provide a source for that bub.
> St. Thomas Aquinas in his Summa Theologica speaks about the role of joy and happiness in human life as part of the pursuit of the good.
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>>532180632
i still have my foreskin, try again nigger
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>>532180647
>the gospel of judas isn't real because it canonically
The gospel of judas isn't canon. It's a gnostic gospel, the authors themselves would have been offended by it being canonized (or amused because it would have subverted the entire NT). The Gospel of Judas being canonized would be like NWA's "Fuck the Police" getting added to the constitution.
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>>532181176
Gnostics called themselves christians at first. Apocalypse was probably written by someone with gnostic ideas if not gnostic himself as Augustine said
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>>532180992
>joy and happiness
>laughter
Considering I've read all of Aquinas works, I can assuredly tell you he never once promoted laughter.
This joke comes from a story called The Name of The Rose, but it's based off a very real long held theory.
Please take some time to check out the wikipedia and there is a wonderful movie from the 1980s.
Regularly throughout Catholic history, people have actively fought against laughter and many Catholics still are openly against expressing it.
One such belief is that laughter is often at the expense of someone else and some church members believe that it can be outright evil.

The Gospel of Judas is the only text in all of the greater mythos that states and I quote
>Jesus Laughed
as canonically jesus has expressed every other emotion, except laughter in The Bible.
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>>532178608
^
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>>532178722
several histories began as oral history and did not receive written versions for thousands of years
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>>532181176
shitposting ironically is still shitposting guy.
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>>532181368
where's my 9 foot tall alien cat pussy
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>>532178686
>how did the time traveling chad betray Christ?
By trying to alter God's plan and stop Christ from dying for our sins as He intended. Or something, I don't know, I'm an atheist.
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>>532178608
the meme is for people who haven't read the bible or who know little about the passion story.
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>>532181286
>Gnostics called themselves christians at first.
Gnostics thought/think Yahweh was the demiurge and that Jesus was leading a select group of people away from him. They were and are Christians, but are theologically nearly the complete opposite of any other Christian sect. They are more opposite to Christians than Satanists are. I also suspect they are a little closer to what Jesus actually taught than most modern Christians are.
>>532181414
I'm an atheist. I don't have a horse in this fight. So as to whether gnostics are right, well, let's burn that bridge when we come to it. The point I'm trying to make is that cononicity is decided by the church, and the gnostics who wrote the gospel of Judas would probably have been positively tickled to have their message included in the NT, but the message of the gospel of Judas was fundamentally opposed to the rest of the NT.
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>>532178511
...
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>>532179014
Why did he guilttrip Judas then, if Judas player his role faithfully and Jesus wanted to be sacrificed?
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>>532181511
We betray Christ every time we sin.
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>>532181979
>catholic shill post
You lost papist
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>>532181644
>middle of the bell curve maymay embodied
Actual bible scholars believe Judas genuinely (not in a "it wasn't a betrayal because it was all fate" or whatever way) betrayed Jesus for reasons completely different than those described in the bible.
>>532181912
Show flag you wretched Slovene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6A-95S4l7s
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>>532181912
>Why did he guilttrip Judas then
He did not. He forgave Judas. What made Judas feel even more anger and remorse was that he had an evil nature. Instead of repenting like Saint Peter, who also betrayed Jesus, he chose to take his own life because he wanted to be the owner of his own judgment.
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>>532180164
Americans didn't really do it for religious reasons. The people who designed the medical instrument to make the process cleaner, easier and more consistent for the Jewish community, wanted to sell more of them to more hospitals. So they did some dubious and socially confounded studies that happened to show that circumcised (overwhelmingly Jewish, at the time) men had lower rates of poor hygiene, related diseases and STDs. (This difference was mostly because the average Jewish person, being a heavily urban population, was better educated, and more likely to have better hygiene and STD awareness overall than rural and suburban Black and White populations combined.)

They basically fabricated a narrative by comparing a small, atypically wealthy, atypically urbanized population of culturally isolated people to the entire rest of the US without controlling for the dozens of other variables at play.
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>>532178511
Steven Spielberg would be disgusted with that idea.
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>>532182026
Sounds like a personal problem
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>>532182162
>Actual bible scholars believe the bible was a lie
What i believe in is that Holy, Catholic, Apostolic Church and the Holy Spirit, working through that Church and the Councils, has a better grasp on what occurred during the Passion than an academic seeking glory and controversy to stand out in his field.
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>>532182409
>God loves you unconditionally, doesn’t guarantee that you get into heaven.
So God's love isn't unconditional
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>>532178705
I'm afraid of the dinos
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>>532179994
Don't ever question it
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>>532182647
>Actual bible scholars believe the bible was a lie
Yes, also
>actual Shakespeare scholars believe he might have been writing works of fiction.
Adults don't mistake fables for history.
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>>532180282
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>>532182724
IIRC AIG made a big CGI movie with a T-Rex devouring watermelon like a nigger. Basically the dino version of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVqVwGWocM
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>>532180334
>Don't make fun of rabbi Saul, blasphemer! It was revealed to him in his dream!
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>>532178511
Jesus not dying would be bad actually. If anyone read the Bible would know. The entire motive for dying on the cross was to die for our SINS. if he didn't die for our sins then we all would've went to hell. I don't understand where this "Jesus didn't know he was going to die!" rhetoric came from. But who cares since /pol/ is becoming a Satanist Atheist redditor shithole.
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>become blackpilled on Christianity due to LGBT protestants, zionist evangelicals, odious megachurches, Erika Kirk type grifters, etc etc
>read Quran
>actually resonates
>pray to God with Islam in mind
>prayers start coming true

Islam is the future of white conservatism. I'm just 100 years early

>b--b-b-but it's middle-eastern
so is Christianity
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>>532178511
>shitskins think this is deep
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>>532183426
>murder, rape, and stealing is legal!
just go to Somalia or any Middle Eastern country friend
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>>532183525
I will just go to America instead.
That God forsaken shithole.
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>>532183071
Read evola you kikeoid
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>>532178722
Paul's first letter was written in 48 or 55 AD. Mark, the first gospel, was written between 65 and 73 AD.
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>>532183754
>>532183525
>>532183095
Jesus was a gay pedophile that raped a child in the New Testament. Thats why most catholic priests rape kids.
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>>532179407
Same for Hawaiians & Cook's entire party.
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>>532179856
Judas killed himself immediately. Who did he tell all this stuff to? How did the other Apostles fail to mention this?

Why didn't Jesus tell the Apostles this to clear up the situation?
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>>532178511
Wtf are we talking about here niggers? Is this that gospel that was written on turkish paper that was found out to be a forgery from ottoman occupied spain?
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>>532178722
Do you even know when Saul lived?
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Remember if you are Muslim. The Quran DECLARES the Gospel of 700 was the perfectly preserved word of God. The Christians have manuscripts backing up this claim as well.

ANY Muslim doubting the authenticity and truth of the Gospel.is denying Allah, Their Prophet, and the Quran. Dahwa can't save you on this matter.
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>>532179407
In exchange for some of that native poon
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About 30 minutes ago I was going around searching for the source of tony podesta's brother's hanging sculpture was. I knew it was modelled after one of dahmer's african american victims, but google has scrubbed all search results of it. Not only that but yandex, duckduckgo, but also yahoo has done the same. It took me 10 minutes of careful and circumspect keyword searches to find the image. This is a testament that we live in times where all sources of public information are being actively concealed from us. Anyways someone answer my question thx, im flatfaced drunk lol.
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>>532180010
>i dont know any christian that actually takes a particularly negative view of judas
What the fucking fuck? Are you serious? America was a mistake, send it back to the ocean.
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Gospel of barnabas is what I was thinking about, btw did you know that when the ottomans conquered spain and manufactured the gospel there, the privileged muslims that lived there under the occupation would gloat that muhammad had taken the virgin mary as one of his concubines for when he entered heaven. Don't forget this anons, we live in a world full of jewish tricks but no amount of erasing history should denigrate our suffering.
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>>532179385
>1941
Technically, the CIA didn't exist yet. Or even the OSS. Otherwise, top kek.
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>>532181364
What's this about? Why does it matter if Jesus laughed?
I always assume that he must have at some point and I don't see any problem with that. I imagine it would be extremely difficult to make God laugh since he would already know the punch line, but surely something must have been humorous.
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>>532178511
No one can forgive you. You will get what you deserve. Do good so at least you will be happier in future.
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>>532180371
>The fact Jesus knew he was going to be betrayed and crucified is baked into the meme. It's up there alongside going back in time to watch the sermon on the mount, only to have Jesus look at you and say in perfect English 'anon, go home'
You yourself need to get a refund for your media comprehension degree. Anon's point was that the Chad should have known his act was pointless because it's obvious to anyone who reads the Bible that Jesus allowed himself to be crucified. He shouldn't have needed Jesus to tell him. Then again, Cuckstians are retarded, as you've so aptly demonstrated.
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>>532185348
why would they? jesus knew he would be betrayed, it was the plan all along, and he knew he would rise after 3 days and later rise into heaven. if judas betrayed, say, peter sometime later and got him martyred, it would be one thing because peter would have no foresight of it and it would be putting his earthly life and ministry to an end, but for jesus it is less than an inconvenience and is actually intended to happen from the start. you can't have christianity without the crucifixion, so judas is more like a useful pawn or just another step of the plan rather than some truly villainous character. betrayal barely matters to a literal god who already expects you to do it.
another thing is that judas dies so shortly after the betrayal that there is practically no way to get any emotional attachment against him. hell, barring apocrypha, i don't even know of judas doing anything other than being prophesized to be the betrayer, betraying jesus, and then dying shortly thereafter. he's practically a footnote compared to other people who wrote entire books or numerous letters and such.
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>>532178511
Drumpf unironically believes that it will happen if he will bomb Iran enough.
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>>532178511
TRVKE AND BASED!!! CHRIST IS KING
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>>532179058
>Go back in time
>Shoot Abraham in the back of the head
By god would the world be an amazing place
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Catholics are the most annoying niggers on the internet. They want to insist that you have to be Catholic to be saved while at the same time believing insane bullshit like Muslims can be saved. They'd sooner suck Muslim cock than admit that protestants can be saved.
Never submit to rome no matter what the browns insist to you. Protestant is the white man's religion. Join a good Lutheran or Presbyterian church (not a mainline one) or whatever suits your fancy, and never, ever submit to Rome.
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>>532178511
The bible is altered, jesus never got killed, allah just made it appear that way from the common idiot

Obviously a messiah issnt gonna lose from a bunch of his own who reject him and their golem goonsquad roman guards

>>532178608
The only way that would make sense is if you believe in reincarnation and karma, which is what modern christianity is, its watered down hinduism and buddhism with ?abrahamic flavor?
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One could even argue for reincarnation when interpreting the quran, only the creation of eve from adams rib puts a dent in that story anyway
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And eve being created from adams rib doesnt even disprove reincarnation, except Allah's direct word can
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>>532180371
>. It's up there alongside going back in time to watch the sermon on the mount, only to have Jesus look at you and say in perfect English 'anon, go home'

keke something about this seems so wholesome. Jesus is based
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>>532186748
Is this the smartest the goatfuckers have to offer?
Christ didn't "lose", he willingly sacrificed himself in our place so that we would not suffer God's wrath for our sin and failure to live up to his standard. I know making a willing sacrifice on behalf of another out of love is a high concept for a goatfucker though.
Trying to use a sweeping term like "modern Christianity" and implying that Buddhist concepts are taken seriously by any non cucked non heretical church is probably one of the dumbest things I've read on this site and that's an achievement
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>>532186063
>ESL
Kek, put a sign around your neck telling us your some kike from ukraine at this point.
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>>532178551
Silly goy, silver is reserved for the jews only.
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Will wait patiently for the goatfucker to provide a single reliable historical source that the new testament is altered. No goatfucker in history has ever been able to do this yet they will spout off their baseless claims time and time again. Muslims argue in a similar fashion to the Jew, but in a less sophisticated way.
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>>532178511
The part of the bimle that this quotes, about the adultress about to be stoned, is a fabrication that did not exist in earl. manuscripts. It's not a real story of Jesus' activities.
Why cling to a fake religion created by fraudsters who put words in the mout. of their God? That's not what the real Christ would've done.

Forgiveness is a Jewish lie. Christ was about purity, virtue and redemption.
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>>532178608
which means Judas did nothing wrong, he had no free will
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>>532187169
>provide a single reliable historical source that the new testament is altered
the original was written by the same silly retards that Jesus tried to reason with, but whom constantly caused him to facepalm and deny that they truly understood him.
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>>532187169
How about the fact that the story of the adultress did not exist in early manuscripts? And why do we need to provedanything is altered? Just compare Christ's teachings to Paul's teachings and notice the discrepancies.
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>>532187533
Maybe you should actually do proper research into Paul's writings and then read some literature by proper theologians or hell watch some videos about it. There is no discrepancy between Paul's words and the teaching of Jesus, the reasons for that are more complex than I can go into on a 4chan post, look into it yourself.
The adultress was part of the original oral tradition, most theologians believe it was excluded from the earliest written versions out of fear of it being misunderstood to promote adultery. It was added later to reach parity with the original oral tradition.
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>>532187252
c'mon man the entire Bible is written by jews, every single word, and you bring up a tiny fraction of it as unreliable?
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>>532178511
What a total cope. Christ being god knew peoples thought and natures he knew Judas was a super jew retard. Christ didn't forgive him. Christ isn't some hippy pussy. he is a warlike chad that will judge you and send you to hell if you fuck with him.

"I came to cast fire upon the earth. How I wish that it was already ablaze! 50 I have a baptism I must experience. How I am distressed until it’s completed! 51 Do you think that I have come to bring peace to the earth? No, I tell you, I have come instead to bring division."
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>>532178511
Jesus was most likely just weird dude who made up everything. And centuries later they improved his image in order to sell new religion. At the time, he was probably one of many.
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>>532179856
Ah the old Snape gambit
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>>532185963
Yes and that’s the conceit of the meme. Fuckin seppos get zero education.
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>>532186748
>The bible is altered, jesus never got killed, allah just made it appear that way from the common idiot
Retarded moon worshipper fan fiction only a sub 80 iq mohammed could believe
>Obviously a messiah issnt gonna lose from a bunch of his own who reject him and their golem goonsquad roman guards
Doesn't make any sense, completely invalidates the entire point and symbolism of the crucifixion and turns Jesus into some 2smart4u trickster to appease primitive muslim winner-mentality (they only follow mohammed because he won some raid on a merchant caravan)
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>>532178608
That's the joke dumbass
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I'd go back and help the vikings colonise the Americas. Imagine a 100% Germanic America at the time other countries were only starting to spread.

Man... how cruel our timeline is
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>>532178686
>If you let your enemies kill you, you win
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I love Jesus!
He's my best friend.
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>>532180164
>she
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>>532179115
>posting the outdated meme
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>>532178511
You wouldn't really have to do this if you really wanted to witness what the Sermon on the Mountain looked like or anything like that since you will quite literally be able to see it unfold like a high definition movie right in front of your eyes, or at least played inside your mind as a vivid dream or memory upon death when you're in Heaven.

Many people who passed away, went to Heaven and then came back can attest to that. They even got to witness the actual creation of the Earth, humans and everything else. It's like, once you're in spirit form, every single limitation that your flesh has is removed and new information quite literally just "downloaded" into your brain so you're simply just made aware of everything that there is and you know it all to be the truth.

So now, with all that information God let you have of Him and everything else, any time your mind might wander off to some event like that which you wonder about in the past or wanted some form of answer for, you will get in it the highest possible detail, it just plays in your head like a movie that you can rewind, pause and inspect through as much as you please. It's great.

You really don't have to figure everything our or just know everything here on Earth while you're still alive. You just need to know enough to get through with life and do what God requires of you to do in terms of work and helping further His Will by cooperating with and allowing Him to lead your life according to the plan He made for it.
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>>532191015
god created the mormons so christians would finally understand how the jews have felt for 2000 years
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>>532189899
It helps if you can walk off death like a friday night bender.
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>>532178608
And Judas was destined by god's plan to betray Jesus. He had no free will on the matter.
But the benevolent god still punished him and every Christian hates Judas.
That's fucked up.
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>>532178511
How did the white dude betray?
I don't understand
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>>532191872
>God already knows every choice I would take, even the bad ones, but since He respect my free will to choose, even when it's bad for me or it hurts Him, He allows me to do said things
>This is bad because if I am to believe He truly gave me free will to do whatever I want, He would have taken away my free will and choice to do even things I shouldn't and instead force me to pick the "correct" choice like a mindless automaton slave.
Just say you don't like the idea of being responsible for the things you choose to do and get it over with instead of running loops like this trying to mock God and portray Him as the Devil.

You want to be treated like an animal who has no say in the matter. God wants you to be a living and breathing human being with intellect, capacity for thought, creativity and free will, just as He made you in His image.

Ultimately, everything that He does is Good, Just and Perfect. Your issue in itself is His very nature, because it repulses and scares you since you want to be able to continue living in said degeneracy and rebellion from Him, which you know that you will have to answer for and give accounts of at the end of your life, and ultimately be found guilty for.

God extends to you Grace and Mercy in abundance via Salvation through Jesus Christ, and all you have to do in order to have it is simply just accept that free gift He has given you. Yet you would rather not and play these mental gymnastics trying to find any conceivable way of making Him the villain instead, when He just wants to save us, despite the fact none of us deserve it.
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>>532178511
The only things really brutal are the bullshit of his fairy tail
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>>532191872
Debatable, especially since human beings are presumed to have free will. Who can say? If he hadn't betrayed Christ would someone else have done it? Perhaps the Pharisees would have hatched a plot to abduct Jesus without Judas. Christ chose to make the sacrifice, Judas chose to be the causal vehicle that made it happen. That doesn't necessarily mean Judas was destined to be a traitor.
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>>532180495
Good thing we don’t worship Mary.

Evangelical Protestants aren’t Christian.
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you forgot picrel -
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>>532178551
Why did you think everyone was hoarding it?
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>>532180082
Maybe the 14th crusade will go better. Unrelated, how much money does the forgiveness of indulgences go for, or are we still going with the 10% tithe thing while letting only fans whores lead a ministry?

Follow up question, can I opt out if I read the bible myself, or do the jewish pedophiles that infiltrated your church hundreds of years ago have make my son's asshole bleed and spit cum as a requirement for salvation?
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>>532178511
Cuck
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>>532195484
>Good thing we don’t worship Mary.
Immediately goes and bows/kneels before her statues asking her for divine favors

Lmao
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>>532186961
>Christ didn't "lose", he willingly sacrificed himself in our place so that we would not suffer God's wrath for our sin and failure to live up to his standard.

Abrahamics always ignore that literally billions of people have lived and died in other parts of the world having never heard of Moses or Jesus or Muhammad or any of that.
Believing in totally different theologies and cosmologies. Original sin and eternal damnation being totally foreign concepts to them. (And even the early church didn't agree on those btw that was Augustin's interpretation that became official church doctrine ~400 years after Jesus)

Confucius for example, who lived ~500 years before Jesus, recommended just trying to be virtuous in this life and not worrying about the gods or the afterlife so much:

Ji Lu asked about serving the spirits.
The Master said: ‘You are not yet able to serve people - how could you serve the spirits?’
Ji Lu said: ‘May I ask about death?’
The Master said: ‘You do not yet understand life - how could you understand death?’”

and

To work hard at what is right for the people, and to respect spirits while keeping them at a distance, may be called wisdom.

Chinese people apparently considered that good enough for centuries. If they were in such grave error and God was going to condemn them to eternal torture it's kind of odd that God let this state of affairs persist in China for millenia and only chose to reveal the "true path" in one specific location in the Roman empire and left it up to flawed humans to spread the message by word of mouth and writing. And then it got tied up with empire, politics, colonialism, split into different interpretations and infighting...

I would think God would want to give everyone an equal chance at salvation and thus give all the people of the world the same information to start with. But what do I know? I'm just some guy.
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>>532179345
God Bless you, my brother in Christ.
ABC's of Salvation:
To be safe for all eternity:
A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour. Repent. Turn away from your sin and toward Jesus. (Matthew 4:17; Romans 2:4, 3:10, 6:23; Acts 3:19)
B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for your sins and rose again, and that He will come again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God. Trust in His finished work on the cross. (Romans 10:9-10; 1 Corinthians 15:1-4; Ephesians 2:8-9)
C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord. (Romans 10:9-10, 10:13, 14:10-11; Philippians 2:10)
The Spirit of Christ is with you and the full Armor of God is on you, fren. God bless and many blessings to you.
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>>532178608
>Literally anyone who read the Bible knows this.

If anyone has read the Bible for more than 22 seconds they're a fucking idiot.
I'll just leave it at that.
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You are here because you fell from heaven to fuck women, etc. in the rebellion.
You have already been chosen to be reconciled to The Lord God.
The World, Your Body is an Idol. It does not belong to you, ye who is in trespass.
The Jews murdered Yahuwshu, athe Lord God With Us (Emmanu EL) for trolling them,
>Does it not say in your own law, 'Ye are god(((s)))'.
Gods is Elohim, plural.
The Lord God EL is The Most High Elohim.
Man is made in the image of the plural thing, The Lord God does not create embodiment-idolatry systems, but gods did. The most subtle, cunning beast did. A cainable system.

Eve BEGETS a "Man OF The Lord" as her euphemism for Lucifer.
She is Beguiled; Wholly Seduced.
Then, she teaches AdAm what she's learned.
The Adulteress berths two lines,
Hetero-Paternal Superfecundation.
Cain and Able this is the Cainable system.
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>>532178551
Neither did Judas in the end
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>>532198645
It's different when we do it! The guys that made up a set of sacraments after the death of Jesus and wrote whatever they wanted without direct quotations of him, followed by LGBT friendly priests interpreting these writings thousands of years later said so.
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>>532179222
Shut the fuck up you fucking poo!
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>>532178686
literally every time you sin, you betray Him
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>>532178511
Waste of a time machine. At least aspire to be good and attempt to fix the damn timeline instead of wasting it on frivolity.
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Hasta la Vista baby..Jesus.

https://youtu.be/dIeuBPDUzB0
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>>532200564
what a cucked religion.
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>>532180164
And then all the prisoners clapped (his cheeks)
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Also, one of the messiah prophecies includes a betrayal for 30 pieces of silver
Judas betrayed Jesus, knowing it would fulfill the messiah prophecy, and then killed himself in shame because... ???
jews stole all their founding myths from greater civilizations and still managed to fuck it up



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