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>>532180387My mom always said go to the bathroom before a long trip.These cunts can't even follow instructions fit for a toddler.
>>532180387Just use the designated shitting airlock
>>532180387designated shitting crater
>>532180387There's two white guys, a black guy, and a white woman on Artemis 2.
>>532180387Just pull over to the designated shitting orbit.
looooool spacefags will have to get their ass out from the window and shit in space , GOODLUCK faggot space is -253C your ass will get FROZEN and RADIATED LMAOOOO
>>532180387>ay kommrade soyuz no have outhouse problem >use hole in plywood by door
Black guy is gonna chimp out, like the science nigger in Antarctica. Lord of the flies in space
>>532180387Artemis #2orArtemis Poo
>>532180569shouldn't have flushed the condoms into the toilet.
>>532180387Nah. The other three noticed the unbearable smell of the Pajeet, decided it must be some sort of experiment in animating poop and tried to flush it but the whole Pajeet wouldn't go down.
>>532180387SAAR
>>532180387They should have called it shartimus one
>>532181639lmfao i member that memoryholed event.
The 2 female commentators for the launch.The woman in the space bucket.The diverse control room.They should call it the DEItemus.It's going to crash into the moon, female drivers lmao.
>>532180387>the only toilet on a cramped spaceship is brokenHorrifyingThe astronauts will probably have to turn one of the corners of the ship into the designated shitting spot if it can't be resolved
>>532180387How do you break the toilet of all things
>>532180387You know it's fake news because an Indian would never use the toilet.
>>532183351>strangely familiar
>>532183194Yo lol I remember now too
>>532180387Why don't they have 2 toilets? Are there no trans people on the flight?
>>532183351No newspaper?
>>532183398i am remembering too, with you guys together
>>532180569((())) the mission commander is literally jewish
>>532180512Lol.
>>532183194Wow they really did a good job memory holing that one cause this just reminded me Whatever was the outcome? he was still mid chimp out with contact lost last I heard.
>>532180569>white woman
>>532183398>>532183194qrd?
>>532180387What sort of training regime?
>>532183904>Cassandra Klos>KlosGerman for toilets.
>>532183755whiter than you, mohammed
This really proves /pol/ is a low-IQ board. The broken toilet story is an April Fool's joke, retards
>>532184093nobody gonna believe cassandra.
>>532183630>((())) the mission commander is literally jewishAre you blind?
>>532180569I've seen this movie beforeWhite woman caused it. Black man dies first. Older of the two white men sacrifices himself to save the other two, who kiss at the end.
I predicted this unironically
This has rich people stuck in a strange sub vibes kek
>>532180387>We're going to space... once we've figured out how toilets work.Just open the hatch and shit outside.
>>532180387uh oh stinkie haha
>three guys>one girl>a broken toilet
>>532184644>deformed earlobesThis is why you are conquered.
>>532180512kek, competence crisis at full force
>>532180387why don't they wear disposables like the Apollo crews did?
>>532186170Why can't they just shit outside?
>>532184644Oh, a wise-guy, eh?
>>532180569They just had to supply the BBC for the white female astronaut? Did he at least take two chairs along for the tummies?
>>532180569>a white womanlooks like a jew to me
>>532180387A string of failures is how they'll legitimize this as actually happening They're faking the whole thing, down to the fake malfunctioning toilet.
must feel weird to take a poop on zero gravity. You think the log would be loose on your hole?
>>532180387>indian>using toiletsSince when?
>>532180387This is why I know this is all bullshit, who gives a fuck about some toilet when space exploration should be a professional act and whatever achievement they made should be reported instead. Yet they make a headline about embarrassing shit for someone who stereotypically would do it. What kind of retard actually falls for this being real?
>>532186636it would freeze inside your frozen ass. painful thing i imagine. however, if ejected with sufficient pressure, it would float away toward the stars. given their current position it would probably burn up at reentry. to think how far we've come.
>>532180387they only use the toilet to pee which is ejected into space, they have to shit in a canister which is kept onboard.
>>532186909Gross that you know this, scatfreak. Anyway, TOTAL NIGGER DEATH
>>532180512Kek, so true
UAPs don't need bathrooms...
>>532180387This is the ISS toilet supposedly. A complete fraud either way, the earth is flat and stationary with a dome.
>>532187183I was just interested in how they were going to live on a small capsule for ten days, the only privacy they get is on the toilet which has a door and curtains beneath the floor, will be interesting to see if they mange not to kill each other, throwing a blackman and woman into the mix is like throwing a match on gasoline
>>532183755Was that the crazy lady who drilled holes in the soyuz?
>>532187183>First black astronautMcNair would like a word
what does wearing a pooey spacesuit feel like?
>>532180387Can they even cut it short though? Quick burn back and follow up with a shitty near remake of Apollo 13 in a couple of years.
>>532180387They should have thought to install an auxiliary reserve toilet, they are literally rocket scientists after all
>space toilet clogsThis was a multi episode gag in the big bang theory that led to Sheldon's inferiority and resentment of howard for a brief time. Howard got his comeuppance by being a space plumber and cried like a bitch once he got to space then none of his friends cared when he got back
>>532185268The comic relief leafstronaut will sacrifice himself to save the American man/woman so they can bang in the escape pod. Suicide is now a Canadian cultural tradition
>>532184105thats a jew, and so are you
Piieww, they’d better crack a window.
>>532180387Stop framing innocent people. Why would an indian use a toilet?>>532180569Are there 2 cuck chairs as well?
>>532186170Apollo crews shit in plastic bags. The bags even had a finger slot for "detachment".They only wore space nappies when they were doing EVO.
>>532180387They have toilets on those things? I thought they just shat in baggies and then periodically dumped it in space
>>532190098They'll shit in your mouth you fucking mexcrement
Why don't they just throw the turds outside
>>532190121Nigger, just throw the piss and shit bags out into space. Designated shitting galaxy
>>532180569>Woman's name is Koch>WhiteAre you fucking retarded?
>>532180387He used a toilet!?
>>532180512>>532180517they had a much bigger budget than the original Space Cadet show you'd think theyd have sorted this out
>>532180387I KNOW IT SMELL CRAZY IN THERE !
>>532186606ding ding ding
>>532187580you mean they aren't going 3,000 miles per hour somehow for the next two weeks?
>>532186636if you pooped hard enough it would impart minuscule but measurable acceleration on youwith hardcore enough explosive diarrhea you could probably fly through the capsule
>>532180387realistically would they cancel the mission because of a broken toilet?
>>532183481I saw a drawing by a jap once where a classy girl got turned to stone, had her head put on one of those statues and then got unpetrified. I cast curse of knowledge.
>>532180387No fucking way that's true, Indians don't use the toilet
>>532190506you can't bail once the rocket's trajectory is set.they'll just have to shit in plastic bags like they did in the apollo missions.
>>532190231Ed Koch was the mayor of NYC in the 80s, not jewish in the slightest
>>532191165Yeah and more shit that actually happened for sure bro but no cameras
>>532180387No he did not tjerenis konsuch yifn as space is marxist zio mkultra psywar bolshevik Lies racially collection and end all protools of.zion
>>532191165they are in a high orbit at the moment, they don't start their burns till tomorrow if i recall.it will probably be up to them to decide if they want to spend the next 10 days with no shitter
>>532180387It's over.
>>532180517bro having poo in space would be a desecration
>>532180387Fuck. They only had one button to press.Lovell reprogrammed the main computer while starved of oxygen ffs.
>>532189489>Suicide is now a Canadian cultural traditionIt's our national identity. Like the space arm was to the space shuttle program. Canada will design and build suicide pods the way Germans do cars or the Japanese do toilets.
>>532183351Last-minute updated technical specifications.
>>532180387must be that 22 defecations a dayovercomplicated tech couldn't handle it like simple designated street could
arent they supposed to eat some bare minimum calorie bars to prevent big shits?
>>532196588>bare minimumIf anything they should be fasting for most of it.
>>532183787https://www.newsweek.com/antarctica-south-africa-scientists-research-base-violence-2045869
>>532180569Niggers clog my toilet
>>532180512To be fair, the launch was so intense it made them want to shit themselves.
