why don't they fucking pay taxes?
>>532180966Because they don't have congressional representation.
>>532181012ok so that means he can just live in my front yard and piss on my porch for free?
>>532180966They do.They make trees grow moron.
Because Americans like shooting squirrels they assign all sorts of negative stuff to them. They are noisy, they destroy things, they piss everywhere. In Britain we love squirrels and do not shoot them, and they don't seem to do any of that stuff.Maybe there is a lesson in this.
>>532180966Nuttier than squirrel shit
>>532180966Why did Brits bring these gray niggers over? You had the cutest squirrels
>>532180966>>532180966Grey squirrels are niggers thats way. Red squirrels do pay taxes
>>532181430Red squirrels are chirpy little niggers.I swear they have some sort of mutualistic relationship with deer to rat out hunters.>>532181481Red squirrels should focus more on their dogs and gaining Reddit karma than reproducing.
>>532180966The Jew of the animal kingdom
>>532181535American red squirrels aren't the same as Eurasian red squirrels. They aren't even that closely related.
Anything not under government control, is by definition out of control
Try pet but always run in tree
>>532181634Did you know that female hyenas have a penis.It's true.They give birth out of it.I'm not sure how it could get more jewy then that.
>>532180966Oy vey, these entitled animals, not claiming their acquired nuts and donated nuts to Piggersteins, Shekelbergs, Law'Shawndras and Jamal SmiffsI vote for Deez Nuts, Bofa, Jew Anons
>>532180966Damn his nuts be SWOLLEN as fuck boi
>>532180966My cousin had a dachshund that would go rabid for squirrels. She would go into snarling, frenzied conniptions and chase squirrels up trees and she would sit at the bottom of the tree barking at it forever if you didn't pick her up and take her away. Just a total bloodlust vendetta for all squirrels.
>>532181102Yes. Yes it does.
>>532180966do they have representation?
>>532182378Next doors cat used to chase squirrels in our garden. I was watching one day and the squirrel bolts up the trunk of an oak tree, the cats goes straight up after it. Cat now spread eagled on the trunk and stuck. Squirrel slowly reverses, walks back down the trunk upside down and hangs on by its feet punching the cat in the face until it falls off.They can't be all bad.
>>532180966look at that tail, you can tell she just fucking wants it rn.
They are forgetful! They lose their nuts all the time, they forget how much they got, where they have stashed it away... like all polititians, corps... it's not their fault! lolHaven't you seen that video on YouTube of a guy finding buckets of nuts in his vehicle that the squirl stashed away? The squirl probubly starved in the winter because it couldn't remember where all it's riches were.Don't you feel horrible for now?
they pay the squirrel taxwhich is a pellet to the head
>>532180966Fuck off; I'm a squirrel!
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>>532181430I think Britain managed to genocide the gray squirrels.
