https://x.com/IRANinZIMBABWE/status/2039571851051991507
>>532193282
Rollin for Iran, all in
>>532193282https://youtu.be/xhHfiAy0bWk?si=Tj8FMfN5GGrOGvvSCARRIED AGAIN BY MY ENGLISH LONG BOWS~
>>532193282It should have been Quake 3 let's be honest
>>532193282america is entering BIGDADDY right now
also there is no imperial age in aoe1dumb sandniggers
>>532193282Nice, but I'm gonna need some Morrowind references.
>iran uses the cheat code to mogg ZOG with hundreds of toddlers on tricycles wielding 44s
>>532193596>he should kill the animal afterwards and either waste the meat or deceive his neighborsseems stupid, just set aside one animal as the local sex slaveNo wasted meat, no need to kill them each time and burn through your livestock. Pathetic inefficiency on display.
why build a dock there lol
>>532193282This would be the most based political stream in the world.Age of Empires:America vs Iran
>>532193282I wish they made an AOE that starts in the stone age and moves up to a space age, with a massive map, and and removed the capability to rush and allow you to take time to grow, build friends and enemies, and stuff, basically similar to Civ but not the whole 4x shit I guess, maybe someone will grasp what Im trying to say...
>>532193282>stop playing games with peoples livessays the terrorist state
Maybe Trump should try wolololoing the Iranians, he would probably have better luck winning that way.
>>532193353Based mr boss
>>532193891Nah we have enough browns and mudslimes dont integrate very well, only thing they have is how much they hate the jews, but I have equal hate for jews and muslims so I want them both out.
>>532193282ROGAN?
>>532193818Yes it was called "empire earth"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SI0M0kGImL4
remember when we were all laughing and making posts about how all iran ever does is raise flags of revenge?
Nuke Zimbabwe
>>532193692Trust me, you don't want an animal with a taste for human cock running around unatended.
>>532193282>The internet people will surely relate to this>Rubs hands
>>532194328Oh, they wouldn't be unattended. Far from it.
>>532194220Oh shit, thanks fren! Hope you have a good rest of your day.
>>532193851Israel didn't say that.
the meme war has escalatedmt damavand - how do you turn this on?
>>532193282When you thought they couldn't get any more based
>>532193282We absolutely sure do fucking be, brother
>>532193282Wolololo
>>532193692people like you is reason orangutan prostitutes exists
Cho war 1v1 no painting no cheats
>>532193282shit base placement and wtf is that dock
>>532193282oh man I used to love this game so much does anyone know how to get AOE1 on windows 10?
>>532193636shut up nerd.
>>532193596Bottom quote is fake btw.
>>532193282>imperial age in AoE1
>>532196188Steam
>>532194110erectus
Meme aside imagine drawing fucking Zimbabwe as your diplomat posting.
>>532193282What is Iran's ELO?
>>532196188They've been rereleasing some of them on Steam as "Definitive Editions"
>>532193282>cheesesteakjimmys
>>532193818Have you played Rise of Nations?
>>532196215To be fair, so is the top one.I mean, Shah may technically have said it but if anyone thinks he was telling the truth, they don't belong on this site.
WOLOLO!
>>532193636Came here to say this. Based ozzie AoE1 appreciator.
>>532193596I am not fan of IRGC, but the "shah" (insult to real Shahs of persian dynasties) was a westrn lapdog who gave iranian oil rigs to bongs and burgers in 1953. no wonder iranians are not looking forward for another such traitorous cuck.
>>532196759Imp is in AOE2, not 1. You don't even appreciate/play it yourself.
>>532195932kek
>>532193636That's an Indian grift account, retard. They all are.
>>532196923Wow it's such an improvement to be a retard hellscape of a country with mohamed jihad derka derka mentality instead of letting US make you and it money and be on a winning side.Just think, Turkey is in Nato. Turkey, that shithole place that was literally an antagonist in WW1 against the west. Japan, who was an enemy and got nuked 2 times, bounced back and made mega industry and anime and videogames.Iran had their chance post 1970 to absolutely shine, Iranian Oil + US super friendship and power = jews are seen as a lesser friend and Israel has to suck off Iran for gibs, Iran becomes the power player in the mid east not Saud, the land of the Aryan's becomes like a middle east Japan making it's own cars and videogame systems and PC's and everything to this day. Mohammed is gone, Islamic extremism is gone and never happened, 9/11 never happened etc etc.The US not going full postal on Iran in 1979, nuking them into submission and saying to the world they are infact the boss was a mistake for everyone.
>>532193282>IN THE ORANGE CORNER...
>AOE1>imperial ageLol these poor sand niggers. They try so hard to be white, but to no avail. Anyways
>>532193282Burger status:[ ] Told[ ] Not told[X] Fucking told
>>532197364what a stupid post everyone knows that the US was pivotal in bringing the ayatollah to power. And despite them being a theocracy they have much better rights and higher literacy rates than the rich arab nations. No if they had taken the same deal as the gulf nations they would be off far worse now same shit as Libya. These things don't happen in a vacuum.
>>532198230can we just imagien how insanely awesoem the world would be if somehow the shah failure resulted in still a USA ally instead of KSA and the whole situation was swapped. Its still britains fault though kraut you know that as well as anyone. We did our best though, but fucked up
>>532193282Age of Empires was the first game my parents bought for me in 2000. Before that i used to play inbuilt pc games like solitare.
>>532193596>TWENTY FUCKIN' YEARS we'll be ahead of the USA
>>532198334Iran was a US ally they fucking joined the Kosovo war they worked fucking 30 years to please ZOG until the whole 911 fiasco. Clown world is when people cannot remember simple fucking facts.
>>532198643ally is pretty stretched use of the word there, there has never been a time since tossing out BP that Iran was ever aligned with USA. Pointing out a low hanging same enemy is quite, german of you
>>532193360This roll is for Iran.Lets see what the wheel spin says.10!Unfortunately Iran is just so-so. They achieve a stalemate with America.Interestingly enough, America only rolled a 13, so they'll be basically stalemated too.
>>532193282i hope trump claps back with stronghold crusader
>>532193282Highly based.
>>532193667All of this shit would actually be really funny if Obama had invaded iran in, say, 2011 and I was reading it on 4chan.
>>532193596
>>532197364eat shit jew
>>532193282Wimp Lo was supposed to be a joke.
what an embarrassing post I just see them as thirdies so I don't take it seriously but my god the cringe
>>532198824Surely the left side should be swapped?
>>532197364>The US not going full postal on Iran in 1979, nuking them into submission and saying to the world they are infact the boss was a mistake for everyone.Have you forgotten the Iraq war directly after the revolution Washington supported?
>>532198752>ally is pretty stretched use of the word there, there has never been a time since tossing out BP that Iran was ever aligned with USA.What about the time they took the side of Iran in Iraq by supporting Sadr?Do you remember the Iran-Contra scandal? The Iranians were buying weapons from Washington.And last but least they cooperated to bomb ISIS.
>>532198761can't place that there milord
>heh, dude look we referenced an old videogame, how do you do fellow kids, aren't we so cool?
>>532193596The Shah was an absolute traitor to Iran, he was just a puppet vessel government who helped overthrow the previous government, because they nationalized their oil.
>>532196986That's exactly what I pointed out, that the Ozzie anon understood that there was no Imperial age in AoE1. I guess reading comprehension is hard when you're a thirdie pretending to be American.
>>532193282>please care about shitskin lives and stop bombing usLmao. Thats a big NO.
>>532193642what a grand and intoxicating shitpost it would be
>>532193596lol the shah got btfo and his not-shah son has been seething about what he thinks he's owedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68
>>532203570>every joke should be aimed towards kids
>>532203570You should see the White House X account.
>>532203570Lel https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2039467804416434338
>>532193282>IraninZimbabwethis is who /pol/tards are dedicating their lives and time to lmao. brown retards
>>532193596>Unsourced bullshitI don’t like shiah at all but this is almost certainly made up bs
AOE 2 best AOE
>>532196017>orangutan prostitutesYou have my attention
>>532193851>stop playing games with people's livesThe nerve of these terrorist lunatics after murdering 30k protesters and holding the world economy 'hostage' with Hormuz attacks
>>532196215The actual source is Quran
>>532198824can you explain what I'm seeing? it looks funny but I don't know what everything is
>>532204547nah, it's from Tanakh.
>>532193282The fact that Iranian leadership does this is a pretty solid indicator that zoom zooms are in charge of the nation, which is a big slap in the face to everyone who kept parroting the propaganda that nobody important in Iran died and it was fake news.
>>532204687Same Abrahamic shit, different book
The Persian douche is the faggiest “strategy” and you should be ashamed of you use it
>>532193360wtf is that black lady doing with her left hand
>>532193282>imperial ageUhm, I thought us evil white westerners were the imperialists?
>>532204554A political compass made from units and buildings in Age of Empires 2. Lower left is leftist anarchy with basically no structure, and chaos. The upper left part is state-communism, with a small ruling class residing over poor workers, where production in this case seems to be focused inefficiently one a single commodity: rocks or whatever. The upper right is rightist traditionalism, with old institutions and strong hierarchy. The lower right is libertarianism where a subset of people can even cheat at life by getting the cheat code Vipers, because there are essentially no rules. Hope that helps, anon.
>>532200148what is it depicting? bottom left are hippies while the church is on fire, top left are breaking rocks by poor gulag people?and the right has a central military and then rich gold mines and lambos?
>>532205106thank you
>>532193596The shah was overthrown after burning the country's entire finance on some international birthday party stunt.
>>532193282Anyone else build house in a swastica shape to prevent villagers from being trapped?T. Plays on hardest
>>532193282IT'S TIME
>>532196584That’s dank. For this thread, the expansion is obvious. Can’t forget the hilarious world campaign>Americans exist since ancient age>Incans have the easiest way to conquer a continent. Europe is the hardest
>>532204471Sheep exploring in the Dark Age for the win.
>>532196225based, glad there are still true gamers around here
Does Iran have prophets?
>>532204968>didnt know what "persian douche" is>goggle itholy shit thats fucking hilarious
>>532197364>hellscapeLooks a lot like a better off American city, but less fat and more brown
>>532193596One is simply a religious leader and not the Iran’s President who was a different person at the time. The other was a US puppet dictator the people angrily overthrew after he killed hundreds of people.
>>532193596>>532197364Just look up the standards of living. Nobody could even read during the "shah's" reign. It was an africa tier shithole
>>532193636This.
>>532198761For me? Lords of the Realm 2.
>>532197364Sounds like Aussies deserve to suffer oil shortage for being a bunch of filthy little kike dicksuckers like the Americans.
Prostagma?
>>532195932>LUMBERJACKWood x1000
