Previous: >>532185640▶RECENT:>S&P 500 futures plummet after trump's speech>"Two to three more weeks until SMO is won" — trump>NYT:"Iran is not currently willing to negotiate">"Iran fires largest missile barrage in weeks, as Israelis set to sit down for Passover." Source: Times of Israel▶Oil:>Dubai Crude $128>WTI $106>Brent Crude $108▶ Day 34—▶ Day 33>Israel hits Tehran>Iranian ballistic missile impacted a U.S. base March 30th. https://files.catbox.moe/ougrmx.mp4>Smoke is rising from the U.S. Fifth Fleet base in Bahrain.>Explosions in Dubai.>UAE wants to force the Strait of Hormuz open and is willing to join the fight, according to the Wall Street Journal.>UKMTO reports that an oil tanker has been struck by a projectile 17 nautical miles north off the coast of Doha, Qatar, causing damage to the hull above the waterline.>US President Trump will give an address to the nation tomorrow (APR 1st) at 9 PM ET to provide an "important update on Iran", according to the White House.>Dubai oil is $128 indicating US oil markets are using paper to suppress their price and limit economic impact.>Trump: "I would say we would leave within 2 weeks... maybe 3? (Gary?)>Several explosions in Bahrain.>$1.75 trillion added to the US stock market today, 31 March.>3 more dead IDF soldiers in Lebanon.▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" without link/proof▶KINO:https://files.catbox.moe/20lpu8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jv7tdp.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/smmsfw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/x0fbgv.mp4▶Live-streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk [Open]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdcrT5OcS9c [Open]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53G-Oy4r6M4 [Open]▶Telegram channelshttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
Iran is going back to the Stone Age
>>532196110Just woke up.What's happening?
>>532196110>>532195731They didn't rain any missiles at Eilat fagget, it closed because the closure of bab Al mandab straits and ships not going through suez.Also Israel doesn't get a single barrel of oil from Hormuz, it's all from Azerbaijan via turkey
>Iran if youre listening
nice OP
>>532196221The Green House is back
>>532196221A big portion of nothingburgers was delivered by Trump, and the markets are punishing him.
>>532196354When can I go to Amsterdam?
>>532196249They would if they had them, but its obvious they only got the super censored files.
>>532196110>PIGIts ironic as neither side can eat pork.
>>532196378And how does that affect (((me)))?
>>532196397Hopefully in a box.
>>532196354US is going to ban oil imports in summer.
>>532196438Because if we can't afford to protect you, then there's nothing stopping your neighbors from tearing you apart like a pack of wild dogs.
>>532196438Less shekels on your wallet
>>532196438I take shekels out of your pocket with my oil calls.
>>532196221Since being woken from being knocked out from flying debris, there have been missile attacks landing around you. Infact, there is probably a siren going off for you right now.
>>532196502Except their sheer incompetence.
This bake seems less kosher than the last
>>532196496You mean exports?
>>532196518>>532196533>Less shekels on your wallet>I take shekels out of your pocketImpossible.I don't invest my money in imaginary kike stocks or magic internet coins or whatever. Every surplus cash I have is spent on drugs and hookers.
>>532196397This retarded war is going to bankrupt a few airlines. If you want to travel anywhere by plane you should hurry up.>>532196496https://nitter.net/chrismartenson/status/2039523704061772239I think Trump will go full Hugo Chavez to keep his remaining supporters alive this summer.
>>532196110Why did the markets believed Trump bullshit before? Very obvious there is no negotiations going forward.
>>532196607Kikes aren't supposed to be allowed to bake. I don't know who fucked up but it's a good thing I was paying attention this morning
>>532196567I mean.. just saying "Iran fires largest missile barrage in weeks, as Israelis set to sit down for Passover" is kind of pathetic because they only shot a few missiles all together during yesterday's evening. Just for comparison, on the first day of the previous round (during what is now called the 12 day war) I think they shot more than a hundred missiles in a single barrage.They're not doing too good.
>>532196628>>532196705>>532196496I meant exports obviously.Price is going to get out of control in spring.
>>532196682>drugs come to you by trains planes and automobiles>they use oil to go>you pay them for the oil in the price of the drugs>they pay me for the oilShrimple.
>>532196174
FOR ISRAEL
>/pig/gies think rising oil prices is bad for Trump>meanwhile in reality>Trump has been unshackled from market sentiments now that it's out of his hands>full escalation is on the table>Iran gets bombed back to the stone age>we actually fucking won
>>532196705I can see the prices going up because jet fuel is more expensive to get, but that's about it. If some airline goes bankrupt they'll probably just sell their fleet to some other company so they can cover their debts.
>532196900
>>532196705Aviation kerosene is up 55% in just a month here. I think pretty soon the airlines will start cancelling tickets and keep their planes on the ground.
>>532196805>drugs come to you by trains planes and automobilesIdk if that's true, pretty sure most of it is manufactured here.
CENTCOM claims to be switching from missiles to JDAMs but something is still shooting down Reapers over Iran.Shiraz is a ways inland, south of Tehran.
>>532196787Oh God, please hear my prayers.May all of Irans missiles hit their targets.Jesus wants all the satanic jewish vipers purged from the Earth.AMEN.
>>532197131>truly I tell you the tax collectors and the prostitutes are entering the kingdom of god ahead of you - matthew 21:31
GROUND INVASION IMMINENT
>>532196941You lost tranny
>>532196589Yeah the US is being incompetent but at least hate towards jews has increased.
post predictions>2 more weeks of boring ass flip-flop lies from trumplersteinenkovich>oil at 150$ >new carrier strike group arrives and more assets moved to middle east>actual war starts with gulf states directly engaging against iran, boots on the ground, attacks on infrastructure, yemen shutting down the strait, possible axis forces counterattacking
>>532197099they were shilling images with JDAMs already 10 days ago that's nothing newyou can hit from 72km away with JDAM-ER so by itself that doesn't mean shit, they're probably just bombing border areas and cities
why are freeways more full than ever beforeI thought there is an oil crisis?Do people already fly less and thus drive more?
>“Casualty Cover-Up”: The Pentagon Is Hiding U.S. Losses Under Trump in the Middle Easthttps://theintercept.com/2026/04/01/iran-war-us-casualty-numbers-trump-hegseth/CENTCOPE has to crack soon
>>532197262i bet its hegseth
What happens when WTI surpasses Brent? lol
>Former Iranian FM Kamal Kharazi was seriously wounded in an airstrike on his home in Tehran; his wife was reportedly killed. He was reportedly involved in potential peace talks with U.S. wonder who could be behind this one
Quick reminder that WTI is now pricier than Brent
Joe Rogan's podcast from last night isn't that bad after all. I had a bad feeling about it because it's two politicians he's interviewing but they're just psychedelics guys talking about the benefits of Ibogaine. Being fanatic christians makes them look a bit like cult members but hey at least it's better than interviewing women or niggers because those podcasts I can't and won't watch. I hope he uploads another one today because my mental health is on the line here.
>>532197262JP Morgan's CEOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQnmd1aoRy0>These are bad people who needed to be stopped. I do not know what the military and the president know, but we have to finish this thing and finish it right. It's much more important that this be successfully completed than what the market does.They already know. Keep in mind he's a Trump advisor.
>>532197099+2 more reapers.That 19 now.We only had ~300 in inventory and ~140 in active service, of the almost 600 ever made. No idea if the current service numbers account for ones destroyed on the ground or lost over Yemen and north Africa in recent years.So the total number in service could actually be smaller.We stopped producing them a few years ago, so what we have is what we have.
>>532197594Looks like Hezbollah already conquered U Haifa and put a Nazi symbol on top of the high rise...
>>532197621They are all demons.
new ghalibafhttps://xcancel.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2039664979960381810
missile decal art
Why is Iran so vocal with their threats?Like, I am glad it's capable of bombing Israel and it's vassals, but stfu.
>>532197099>AMKAre miggers attacking him on twitter the way the Ukraine fanclub does?
In 2024, during the Biden administration, the Pentagon provided The Intercept with detailed chronologies of attacks on U.S. bases in the Middle East that listed the specific outpost that was attacked, the type of strike, and whether — or how many — casualties resulted, along with an aggregate count of attacks by country.The Trump administration’s numbers, by comparison, lack detail and clarity. The current CENTCOM casualty figures do not appear to include more than 200 sailors treated for smoke inhalation or otherwise injured due to a fire that raged aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford before it limped off to Souda Bay, Greece, for repairs. CENTCOM did not reply to close to a dozen requests for clarification on the casualty count and related information sent this week.“CENTCOM and the White House should be providing accurate and timely information on the costs and casualties involved in this war. After all, it is American taxpayers who are funding it and U.S. economic prosperity and economic wellbeing that is being undermined by it,” Jennifer Kavanagh, the director of military analysis at Defense Priorities, a think tank that advocates for measured U.S. foreign policy, told The Intercept.
>>532197687>U HaifaPretty good view of the haifa port/harbor from up there. You can see every missile or rocket come in all the way up the coast too.
Funny how Trump said 'we don't need oil from strait, let Europeans handle it', but yeah, fuck GCC partners, let them figure it out themselves
>>532197083Huh? No, Blumpf hates the trans. Not based like the Ayatollah. I guess you're Polish so you don't know much about US politics. He's literally trying to genocide us, just like our trans Iranian friends.
>>532197687>Looks like Hezbollah already conqueredthey're probably too busy keeping their testicles from falling apart after what happened with the pagers lol
>>532197855That's happening Monday supposedly
Calls for Starmer to resign over Epstein Files and Mandel son being involved in child rape.https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/2/mandelson-tried-to-get-epsteins-goddaughter-access-to-10-downing-street
Can migger shills please stop derailing the thread with trannies?
>>532197867So desperate for propaganda victories huh? CENTCOM isn’t holding anything back. Iran lost.
The war is distracting Trump from his other priorities
>>532198022>CENTCOM isn’t holding anything backThey are, literally.
>>532197301>they were shilling images with JDAMs already 10 days ago that's nothing newit's kind of new. did you catch the press conference on... I think it was Tuesday with DoD? they basically said "okay we lied we didn't have air superiority over Iran yet. but now we do. gravity bombs inbound trust the plan."I can kind of believe that they're slowly chewing their way inland, though. A lot of people were reporting JDAMs on Istfahan which would suggest some amount of progress. But it wouldn't surprise me if Trump's "2-3 weeks" comment is based on the horizon over which standoff munitions in theater will be effectively deplenished, and any SEAD campaign would have to come to an end. it's also conveniently timed to coincide with the start of permanent economic damage to our alliesI think that might be the plan -- 2-3 weeks of dedicated SEAD and smashing whatever targets we can outside of what remains of Iran's AD umbrella, and if we haven't degraded it to zero at that point, we might have to give up.
>>532198032>The war is distracting Trump from his other priorities/pbg/ - Presidential Ballroom General when?
>>532197934I have never seen a trans person in real life and have honestly no idea why Mutts are so obsessed with them.>But on social media they...Just don't care?
>>532197946
Post yfw Kharg Island is taken but it can't be resupplied and invaders get the Kharg diet
>>532197867The US has taken no casualties because Heroes Never Die.
>>532198086they infest our corporate structures and make you play make believe on pain of termination
>>532198086>no idea why Mutts are so obsessed with themFreemasons and Kabbalists have a spiritual mandate to mix the genders for alchemical reasons.Also it was an effective culture war distraction for a while.
>WTI oil is higher than Brent oil“We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’"
>>532198062>I think that might be the plan -- 2-3 weeks of dedicated SEAD and smashing whatever targets we can outside of what remains of Iran's AD umbrella, and if we haven't degraded it to zero at that point, we might have to give up.agreed - I think Israel will empty its magazines and then start calling for a ceasefire and there'll be massive international pressure on Iran to play nice. Praying that Iran has learnt their lesson. Equal damage should be inflicted on Israel and the missiles should not stop flying until that date. heres the OG himself, explaining it in his own words what peace without justice is.video with audio at:>>>/wsg/6120640Also archived at https://files.catbox.moe/x4qlek.MP4
>>532196221Go back to bed
>>532198143
Two rockets launched from Lebanon impacted in Haifa Bay.
>>532196110Thanks for baking, anon. The kike/memeflag threads don't count as legit /pig/ threads.
>>532198187Iran won't stop. Why would they?
>>532198086I don't know either. We just want to be left alone. The Supreme Court just made conversion therapy legal for trans children. They really hate that trans folx exist. But it's so cool that Iran is actually very progressive on that. I've always known Muslims were the good guys!
>>532198053Literally are not. All casualties have been reported. Trump confirmed this.
>>532197946How do you even afford electricity for your cell phone and coffee machine? Are you rich or something?
>One of Mandelson’s first recorded interactions from the files is with Ghislaine Maxwell.>As far back as June 2002, the emails show him already in direct contact with her, stepping into a world that blurred intimacy and power.>"I love disgusting. That’s why I am wild and dangerous…” Mandelson wrote to MaxwellI hate these Jews so much it is unreal.
>WTI is now higher than BrentGoddamn that’s so funny
>>532198086We have had trannies since time immemorial here. Nobody cares and lives their lives. Some even hire them to parties to mess with their friends. Maybe their trannies are just grumpy.
>>532198315YOU LOST TRANNYTRJMP WONISRAEL WON
>>532196402Every house rep and senator has full access to the full unedited files. I bet those who saw them are like nah, keep them hidden, this will completely ruin our meme country if public sees it.
>>532198089I've been told by several German anons that the place in your picrel is often used by homosexuals and all sorts of faggots as a spot where they fuck each other in the ass and do all kinds of sodomy. Also the entire place smells like piss. So I guess jumping on whatever these things are is an improvement.
>>532197583Oh baby trips
>>532198443>our meme countryAmerica or Israel?
>>532198434Trannies support Israel. FACT
> “Operation Epic Fury!” Trump exclaimed at the rally, “Is that a great name? Well, it’s only good if you win, ya know?... And we’ve won. We won. … In the first hour is was over, but we won.”> He continued, “They gave me a list of names to choose. ‘Sir, you could pick the name you’d like, sir.’ I said, ‘The name of what?’ ‘The name of the attack on Iran, sir,’” Trump told the crowd, making sure to use a cartoonishly stiff voice for whoever was asking him to make the decision.
Is the japanese shill the same latin america fag that'd get humiliated every thread we had during the Gaza generals?
>>532197813Now compare Hegseth to this
>The files suggest Epstein passed messages between Mandelson and senior JPMorgan figures, facilitating introductions and discussions around financial and policy matters. Staley, for instance, asked Epstein to arrange meetings with Mandelson,
>>532198451>It's higher than Brentoops
>>532198451oh boy, paper oil broking free
>>532198366>cell phone and coffee machineWhat makes you think I own either?
>>532198413They're ugly AND outspoken sadly But our culture of lax body standards and social coddling is a significant contributing factor
>>532198472Trannies HATE ISRAELTHEY HATE TRUMP BECAUSE TRUMP MADE THEM LOSE
>>532198143Plenty to eat in th ocean
On one hand I like when the US does military things that are in its long term interest at the behest of EuropeOn the other hand I don’t like how it benefits IsraelOn the other hand I like how Israel is getting its shit pushed in
>>532198189How about you go fuck your sister instead you british faggot?
>>532198143>Post yfw Kharg Island is taken but it can't be resupplied and invaders get the Kharg dietTbh Kharg is a lot flatter than the Zagros
>>532198450Well probably.
>>532198471What's the difference. Both.
>>532196110Close Bab El Mandeb StraitImpose a toll there too
>>532196787I don't undertand why they won't just shoot everything they got in one go
>>532198633It's the tutorial.
>>532198450>often used by homosexuals and all sorts of faggots as a spot where they fuck each other in the ass and do all kinds of sodomy.sounds like projection...
>>532198480Clearly not a real Japanese person either way.
>>532198519
>>532198676Why does he have cum all over him?
>>532198676Seethe more. USA and Israel can’t lose
>>532198450Do you genuinely think it happened? Be honest, did they propaganda traumatize you?
>>532198477Trump was the redditor all along We're only lucky he didn't call it epic baconator.
>>532198480>>532198700His name is 'dago', he is an American and he posts in brit/pol/. If you check brit/pol/ rn you'll probably see him.He's just a troll
>>532198693Far be it from me to fathom the mind of a mudshit.
BRIDGE STATUS?
>>532197855They give heads up for people to clear these buildings out of courtesy. This tit for tat thing is mainly to humiliate Trump and hurt the gulf arabs while not completely destroying them. It's still secondary to the strategic victory condition of keeping the strait closed and steadily degrading the petrodollar.
>>532198555Well, you could say the same about your women
>>532198730I wonder....
>>532198451That's American oil. Why is American oil getting expensive. Orange nigger told people to buy our oil now they are buying it but we don't have enough for everyoneThis is what happens when demand outstrips supplyAhhhhhh
>>532196956I fucking hope not. I have a friend planning to come to Las Vegas in October from Sao Paolo
>"The decision was made to maintain a stable situation on the domestic fuel market during the period of high seasonal demand and agricultural field work, as well as in light of the growth of world oil prices owing to the geopolitical situation in the Middle East," the government said in a press release.>Russia bans export of gasoline from April 1 to at least until end of JulyThis summer might surpass peak covid madness.
>>532198605No need to crash out on here because you're a sleepy boy.
>>532198700Of course he's not, Japanese people use 2chan not 4chan, every Japanese flag on this site is an America tourist, English teacher, passport bro, or military deployment.
>>532198450>used by homosexuals and all sorts of faggots as a spot where they fuck each other in the ass and do all kinds of sodomyDoesn't surprise me since that's a classic spot for high schools all over Europe to organize school trips to for the mandatory holocaust training
>>532198700>>532198767Oh I'm sure it's not, japs on here are always expats or vpniggers.But he has that same tinge of humiliation fetish and retardation that same guy did. I just forgot the flag's name but it was fairly rare.
>>532198513If anyone is wondering, absolutely nothing is going to happen to Mandelson.
>>532198784Finally. Destroy ALL civilian infrastructure
>>532198774
>>532198696>sounds like projectionI mean it's the German anons who originally said that, whether (((they))) are the ones who perform sodomy in that shithole is a question you should ask them.
Fuck off dago you sad cunt
How abouts I says we Bomb them "Back to the Stones Age". How do ya like that, Pete?Mr. President, that is Epic. That is totally Radical and Epically Tubular and Based. This is our mission. We all have to stay on message here. We will Bomb the Ayatollah and those Schoolkids Back to the Stone Age. I love it!Back to the Stone Age. Haha. That's alright. God we're so good at being government guys.You bet. You got it, sir. Mr President, sir. The Stone Age.The Damn Old Stone Age. #MAGALET'S MOVE, PEOPLE.
>>532198784They have been doing that in Lebanon since 2006. Hopefully China fixed it quickly once the war ends.
>>532198731I'm not seething, not at all. I'm watching your so called empire fall in real time and laughing. You had a good run, short as it was.
>>532198472Trannies are one of the demographics that most hate israel
>>532198451WTI is exploding the shorters are getting called
>>532198693Why doesn’t Israel?
>>532198819Damn, guess Ukraine really did a number on Russian oil facilities. Bet Putin's seething that he can't take advantage of the higher gas prices and reduced sanctions rn kek.
>>532198831>every Japanese flag on this site is an America tourist, English teacher, passport bro, or military deploymentI think most Japanese flags are shills using VPN.
Pour Angra Mainyu onto golems
>>532198933>>532198929>>532198924>>532198903Thoughts on beavers (the animal)?
>>532198933We’ll remember who our allies with MAGA and Israel were when this is over. You’re failing the test.
>>532198451>>532197583why the fuck did this happen?surely the US is less exposed than Europe?
>>532198735Even if it wasn't for that holocaust memorial in Berlin I've been told the entire city is the worst shithole you can imagine. Even worse than Tel Aviv. Drugs, degeneracy, homosexuality, immigrants, niggers, arabs, gypsies, I mean they have it all over there, or so I'm told.
>>532198929>Hopefully China fixed it quickly once the war ends.If I had a penny for every time I heard this exact phrase being said for Syria during assad era, I would be multi millionaire.
>>532198788Lel
I dont get itThey keep repeating that iran was weeks away to get nukesSo what happened with the july b2 bombings where they claimed that they destroyed the nuke facilities and iran has no nuke program anymore?
>>532198820It's what happens when you smoke weed all night.
>>532199046The war in Syria never ended.
>>532199024Why are Jews and Arabs so loud all the time
>>532198933Should you be scrubbing toilets right now pooter?
>>532199085They lied?
Please Donald Trump save mePlease Oh GodPlease Donald Trump give me Truth Please
>>532199085Did you watch Trumps address?! He clearly stated they attempted to restart the program so we had to go back in.
>>532196791>ban exportsIt's not that easy
>>532199085>They keep repeating that iran was weeks away to get nukesfor more than 20 years now
>>532199023Trump's talmudic power level is so high everything he says becomes untrue even when it makes no sense.
>>532199099There was virtually no fighting from early 2020 to late 2024. 4.5 years. China did nothing because Syria was under US sanctions. Guess what, Iran is also sanctioned.
>>532199101See >>532198774
>>532196110silly jihadi, those missiles should be pointing down
>>532199085wait until you find out that they've been saying it for 50+ years
I don't care about the oil, I just want Zagros Pie.
>>532199148Stop panicking
>>532199085They're claiming the enriched fuel was moved elsewhere and they lost track of it.
>>532199128Really?You really think American politicians would lie about a Middle-Eastern country having weapons of mass destruction?Are you serious right now?You really think they would lie about that twice?
>>532199161The world needs American oil right now. Banning exports would be a bad idea
the best outcome for europe in this conflict as side effect would be a collapse of the ukrainian front as one part (we as continental europe work against our own interest in ukraine in my opinion but for the UK and US)a pullout of the US, a nuclear deterrent continental either by the UK and France extended then build up domestic(up to poland otherwise the US will always with ease play them as cordon sanitaire against western europe)second for the iran war the best outcome for europe is a total overwhelming iranian victory (without nuclear weapons and a collapse of israel) from a pure strategic perspective the second worst outcome for europe is an israeli pipeline to europe in an aftermath of a total scorched earth gulf destruction for 3-5 yearsbecause it would trap us in their morally abhorrent cycles of aggression and expansionthe worst outcome is israel becoming an american fortress state, iran being totally destroyed, then the gulfs running the energy of the gulf through US occupied israel into europefor US perspective the best outcome is to get out now and throw israel to the wolves without them popping off nukes, there is nothing there to gain really under the current paradigmgiven the endless headaches everything of this is
>>532199204>they lost track of it.oh the irianians .... lol
>>532199159waitso the b2 bombing which completely eradicated the nuke program were so shit that the iranians were able to restart the program in 6 months and they were clos to make nukes?
Obliteration of Iran's infrastructure has begun.Iran will be a Syria/Libya tier country.Thank you ZOG.
>>532199216>The world needs American oil right now. Banning exports would be a bad ideaokget ready for 10$ a gallon for gas, and higher
Imagine a flatlander Kansas slave trudging for 8 hours across this.
Shitskin cope thread
>>532199216you can strongarm the chain in between to sell to the US then take a cut if you are the only dealer of the raw material oilunder normal circumstances yes an export ban would hurt but this could be rearranged
>>532199168God imagine if him and Cramer started doing opposite predictions
Iran won
>>532199085Hello zoomer, jew rats have been claiming Iran was two weeks away from nukes since the early 1990s. Every single independent intelligence assessment has refuted these claims. Both Khomeiny and the ayatollah murdered by the pedokike axis were oppposed to nukes for religious reasonsIt is, was, and always has been just more jewish lies, to get their mutt golem to attack the only Aryan country in the ME
>>532199179Hybrid warfare involves everything from economics to intelligence. Even today Syria is not an unified state.
>>532199192Whew..them boys zesty..they don't pay for their oil changes if ya know what I mean
Trump loves trannies, actually.
>>532199278The program as completely destroyed but they attempted to restart it so Trump and Israel had to attack.
Crude $112
>>532199300>trudging for 8 hoursThe Washington Post article yesterday said that any excavation operation to extract the buried uranium would take weeks. https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/01/trump-commando-plan-seize-iran-uranium/
>>532199378that sounds like ... bulshit?
>>532199242The UK and France would just nuke each other in that scenario.
>>532199184I don't know what mudshit refers to exactly
maybe he wants it to be 200 a barrel, poorfags and american workers be damned he has rich oil friends
>>532199242The EU leadership will never acknowledge they need Putin to survive what's coming. You should repair nordstream asap.
>>532199023You're NOT. Look at where your sweet sweet light shale oil goes to get refined. In the BEST and BIGGEST and the most EVROPEAN refineries BEAUTIFULLY tuned for light crude.While your refineries are built to refine literal heavy shit from Mexico, VZ, Canada. This adds up to the price because of transportation costs. Doesn't show up for various reasons during normal times, show up now as there's a disruption of everything, including clogged tankers.So pump all you want, you are dependant on EVROPEANS to sell your shit. So no, you're not LESS exposed. Complete lie.Oh, there's also your own fucking Treasury playing with fire (oil futures) to unleash a beast you now have no control of.Have fun for 2008 2.0. yes, look at the oil prices in 2007. It was an oil crisis first and foremost. Which then morphed into a financial crisis when people couldn’t get to pay their stupid ass mortgages anymore, due, to, uh, oil prices going to the moon.
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>>532199414Because you’re stupid and irrational. Trump won.
Why don't people just Anthrax?
>>532199085They've been claiming Iran has been two weeks away from getting nukes like 25-30 years now. Original iranian plan seemed to be at some point that they'd like to have the option to develop nukes if need be but would prefer if there never was a need to. Should have just gotten the block busting nukes then.
>>532199416No we wouldnt we love eachother
>>532199426they are retarded in part on purpose since we occupiedwe need a nuclear deterrent before we can repair anything
>>532199374I loved the quick takedown and edit of that, trannies are ok as long as the parents agree, very basedMIGA
> Iran War (2026-2028)Destroy the USD with hyperinflation!
>>532199418>I don't know what mudshit refers to exactlyArabs, muslims, jews originating from arab countries (mizrahi), basically anything hairy and brown.
>>532199288Is what it isCutting the world off from another 22% of the world's oil supply after cutting it off from 20% would be an even bigger disaster globally than just letting prices go up. Economies would freeze in place if American oil stopped right now. It would be total chaos for anyone not hooked up to the Russia spigot
>>532199457Didn't even need a Kuwaiti diplomat daughter to claim dead babies and WMD this time.
>>532199168Trump accidentally got possessed by Ahriman and now the Zoroastrian apocalypse is happening. Jews btfo, Muslims confused.>>532199184
Impose a toll at Bab El Mandeb.Houthis deserve the money. Cough up goys/kikes.
>>532199378Muttflags say the Darndest Shit
When will the US reach these casualties
>>532199538Term you are looking for is Arab Jews.
>>532199536
>>532196110i bet he has more test than 10,000 white european roaches just in his pinky alone. tranny polsisters gooning to him right now.
>>532199242Macron talks a big game about European security architecture. Nigga should just fuckin DO it
>>532199516Isn't it almost always single parents that mutilate their children? What's the point of that?
>>532199414yea i wonder why
IDF evac helicopters transport their dead and wounded out of Southern Lebanon. Hezbollah has turned their homeland into a kike graveyard.
>>532199556you are likely going to do that, american drivers can't stomach $10 a gallon
>>532199455IT'S A MADHOUSE OR SO THEY CLAIM
>>532199455Because it's like nuking something but worse since you can't go back there for decades after you hit the zone, also if it propagates you just end up killing your allies
>>532199563Yeah I guess they realized they don't actually need public approval for anything since people literally won't do shit even if you devour their children. Just waiting for a day until they start doing that in public tv to rub it in more.
>>532199599>a Socialist country suffering from it's own retarded policies and spendingthis is the country people glaze like crazy, jfc I hate third-worldists
You know in the US, they chant "DEATH TO IRAN! DEATH IRAN!" on the streets? They're scary. Chilling, in fact.
As a reminder before this war America supplied 22% of the oil to the Global market. An export ban is a bigger deal than the hormuz being closed
>>532199630Macron has like 10% approval rating and did some shenanigans to stay in power despite losing the last election.
>>532199679Those aren't the diaper deliveries?
>>532199453How can you restart something from 0 in such an advanced way, that you will able to make nukes in 2 weeks?
make kike corpses pile up high!GO IRAN!kill kill kill!
>>532198819Russia should sell Europe oil. At this point in time, if they have a chance to severe them from the US for good, and have them become reluctant allies. The relationship can be remedied over time
>>532199704>nothing to do with the sanctions!
>>532199694So? we're in Race War mode now lil frog. Death to America or Death to Iran, the winning and losing conditions are either absolute submission or absolute extermination
>crude is at $113 this morning haha holy fuck what, this is what it peaked at when the strait first closed
>>532199679>IDF evac helicopters transport their dead and wounded out of Southern Lebanon. Hezbollah has turned their homeland into a kike graveyard.They're using Super Stallion/Sea Stallion jumbo choppers now, either because too many Blackhawks got blasted on the runways, or because so many kikes are dying at a time.But this is not normal, ask moshe.
>VPN kike so desprtate that he starts spamming gore
>>532199807>muh sanctionsyou need to go back, bunkertranny
>>532199161>trump administration giving a fuck about detailslol
>>532199686>$10 a gallonEvery war has a cost. Cutting the world off from american oil while hormuz is closed is a black swan 1929 event for the entire world. It would be a huge dick move on our part and probably lead to wars being declared
>IRAN WILL FIND OUT WHY WE DON'T HAVE HEALTHCARE>lose Iraq>lose Europe as allies>can't reopen the strait of hormuz>inexplicably WTI becomes more expensive than Brent
>>532199630he doesn't have the proper buy in for now and is still not understanding how raped we are if we don't do thisthe US can push the poles and balts into aggression too, while trump talks out of ukraine the US deepstate stillsockpuppets them with the britsthe US will go for greenland too, hegseth has announced it so we are now straddled to a security gurantorwho is more aggressive than putin who is mostly reactivegermany is totally mindraped about NATO and transatlanticism, we will smell the coffee too late likely
>>532199830Wti hasn't been at this price since 2008.
>US seething says the EU can fix the strait themselves>uh ok>contacts iran and starts negotiating deals to pass throughmad how easy it is when you don't have a bunch of jews demanding blood
>>532199779Ukrops bombed their refineries, it'll take weeks at least to get that oil flowing again. We are absolutely, totally, utterly fucked, and it's back to the stone ages for us.
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>>532199761Because sadly not every single scientist was killed in Iran
>>532199860Who buys American oil?
>>532199556US crude exports account for about 5% of global oil consumption ex US
Austria has closed the air pool to the antichrist airforce.
corr imagine
>>532199868I'm also a little concerned about the idea of the EU stepping in and being like "Oh, those nukes? They're our nukes now."
>>532199860it is monstrous not a dick move but it is the current path we are on, you too sockpuppet the ukrainian conflict to further box europe in I mean the US system can't work at $200 a barrel
>>532199807Secretary of Treasury faggot even bragged about it
>>532199813the US thinks(hopes) that they can force Iran into submissionIran is on full TKD mode. they have all the justification they could ever have wanted to bomb kikes for the next 5 years.well probably see heavier missile payloads when israel runs out of interceptors.
>>532199924So the objective of the ZOG is to murder all scientists in Iran?
>>532199911Anteeksi, mutta mitäköhän mahtaa arvon kebab-ravintoloitsija yrittää sanoa?Yksi iskender kiitos
if you let insurance operate and you let speculators speculate this shit will always happen and yes its entirely artificial.
>>532199911Amk oç dur merhaba
>>532199161god I hope he does this (I live in Houston and want cheap gas)
>>532199893NO NOT LIKE THAT AAA-CK!!!
>>532199965I can't care for that anymore given how dangerous the US is
>>532200009It’s what should be done. Trump will make sure they can’t restart it again when they’re back in the Stone Age.
>>532200013Gas prices are literally fake it’s insane.
>>532199973>well probably see heavier missile payloads when israel runs out of interceptors. Everyone's been saying that for the past month now, nothing's changed, we need to bring back chemical and biological warfare, Peace does not require the living
>>532199730No unfortunately those have to be brought in by truck due to payload constraints>>53219983548 casualties in Lebanon just yestarday, that's more than double the normal 20ish casualties the IDF were experiencing in the previous days of the invasion. This is like 2006 on steroids.
>>532200035iceman wont fly with us because we are dangerous
>>532199866Isn't it good for the US if WTI is more expensive? Atleast they can export their expensive oil unlike Russia, Iran's sanctioned oil or the gulf oil that can't even get out.>>532199860I am 100% behind this move. Death to the global economy.
>>532200051How many civilians are to be killed to reach Stone Age?
>>532199893>the EU>not ZOGGEDlol, lmao even
>oil 110it's so over
>>532199893>No one's ever seen anything like it
>>532200103Which countries in EU do you consider ZOG and why?
WHERE IS THE NEW BREAD????
>>532199887stonks gonna hurt today
Oil is trying another leg up.
>>532200035I'm on board with any project that can claw back European sovereignty away from the US. I think UK is too far gone and incapable, basically. I also think it won't happen without people, people not part of the traditional political structures getting, a little, heh, shall we say, radical.
>>532199866We're retarded, therefore we are governed by retards. We refuse to have standards because they would apply to us.
>>532200145Poland because it's Whiter than he is.
>>532200075thats because both the Iranians and the US/Israel understates the amount of missiles/interceptors they have for strategic reasons, and they both know that their adversary is lying.I want to see millions of dead kikes too, but Iran cares about its international reputation. They will get nukes now if they dont have them already.Maybe the US will nuke a smaller Iranian city to pressure Iran - or nuke some Iranian military site. Iran could then respond with its own nukes. That's a possibility.
>>532199893The US presumed the EU wouldn't do that
>WTI up 15% since trump's speechhow long until he tweets about how well negotiations with iran are going?
>>532200092good for US oil companies and that’s about it
Is there any update on what capabilities Hezbollah currently has? For now, I've heard only elite Radwan forces with light weapons are south of the Litani. Is Hezbollah expectinga longer war where they have to engage their forces in the north?Also, are there any other militias they can count on for health? I heard they used to be allied with AMAN before the gayniggers cucked. On the flip side, could the Maronites back Israel again and reactivate the SLA.
>>532199866Turns out they don't have healthcare because of pissrael.
>>532200076>Sea Stallionthese bad boys can carry 11+ dead jews at a time. A lot more if you stack 'em
>>532200103undoubtedly we're zogged and the swiss private banks are zog capital but they don't have the same psychotic tendencies as the talmudic radicals that have their claws all over the US
>>532200013you put arson to the global foor reserve and gas stationso nothing about this is artificialdonald trump is about to kill a billion people in global famine and war over the next ten years if everybody else in the world stays retardedstep 1. nuclear deterrence in europestep 2. grande bargain in ukraine with russiahigh risk optional step before iran goes with the US full scorched earth on the remainder of the infrastructure in the GCCstep 3. getting in the middle of the conflict, telling the US and Israel this stops here getting buyin from china and indiaI don't want a billion people to die because donald trump is an orange nigger.
>>532200101As many as it takes to bring victory for MAGA and Israel.
>>532200103I don't think you realize how much Israeli influence on the EU is through the US. Germany is an exception, but even the citizens there dislike Israel now
>>532200167new trump novel incoming
>>532200225well israel found out who we were negotiating with and bombed him, severely injuring him and killing his wife in the process, so he might have to shut the fuck up about negotiations going forward
>>532200145Nigger, The EU itself is ZOGGED, if it wasn't every european city west of the Oder river wouldn't be filled with muslims and africans
>>532200103I think the EU is a tamer, more old school ZOG. Not the absolute maniacal retard ZOG that the Likud coalition that controls the US is like.
>>532200309>implying that trump cares about the truthlol no
>>532199925Mostly South America and internal consumption, Japan and israel
>>532200242Hezbollah has incredible firepower. Hundreds of pinpoint long-ish range missiles, and endless quantities of Shahed 101 drones.And now a bunch of FPV drones that are dirt cheap and very accurate. Basically $500 spike missiles ($200,000)
https://files.catbox.moe/vlsoy1.mp4This could have been a college education for 100 Americans. (or discounts/subsidies for so many more) But now it's just a smoldering heap of scrap. Remember that when the republikikes start calling grass roots candidates "commies" in September. You're a commie if you want post-secondary education subsidies. Or Health care funding, or infrastructure funding. But you're not a commie if you're okay with taking that same money from tax payers and just dumping a pile of flaming trash in the middle of some desert they can't even find on a map.
Everyone seething at America is brown, trannies lost!
>>532200354EU has the traditional jews who are happy to control their levers with capital control, US has ideological nutcases who think they need to force the end times because their blood cult demands it for uhh reasons
>>532199538Do your Moroccans also walk around with knives for no particular reason
iranians don't believe in collective punishment. too bad, i was hoping they would nuke tel aviv.
>>532200437both need to go extinct
>>532199538The dudes you like?
>>532200382what i mean is, if he wants his negotiators to avoid getting assassinated in their sleep by pissrael, he’s going to have to carry on quietly lol
>>532200354>EU ZOGand>absolute maniacal retard ZOG that the Likud coalition that controls the US is like.yeah it seems to be different factions
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>>532200451not really but you can sometimes find the occasional one
>>532199020>oh no, not my heckin' testerino
>>532200523Nice, ty. I'll go to setai hotel
>>532200382Trump is pretty much the human incarnation of the Lie at this point. He's not even trying to move levers in the world, just hide behind a wall of words.He is stalling as he does when he doesn't like his possible options.I don't think he considers other countries making deals with Iran a problem: he's even celebrated it in re: the Iraqi and Pakistani ships.
>>532200491I don't associate myself with mudshits
>>532200509All the orthodox neocons are against doing the Iran war this way.
>>532200354you're only saying that because your shitskin buddies get welfare checks in germany>>532200466>the guys that scream death to america daily post a lie to pander to libshitsalmost as bad as the jews
>>532200550Sometimes? Mother fucker you never went to holon? Perifariah? EtcThey're spiritually Arabs
>>532200218It's pointless to try to guess what would happen if nukes are used in any capacity during an existential regional conflict. It'd be a completely different set of strategic realities from that point on forward.Like breaching a dam of horrible possibilities.
>>532200487true, its funny how similar the chinese are to the EU jews except they learned how flawed the fed reserve system is so invented a better financial system that's less open to attackthe way they express their power is very jewish though
>>532199106No. It's your job, Prakash.
>>532200509i disagree.the "EU ZOG" turns into the "maniacal zog" when they gain total control.jews don't have full control over Europe due to the old money EUROPEAN ARISTOCRACY.as soon as they gain russia/america levels of control they will start mass raping white children and meat grindering white boys to fulfil their desert prophecies.
>>532197004Learn to aim , dumbass cat
Where's the baker?
>>532200649>as soon as they gain russia/america levels of control they will start mass raping white children and meat grindering white boys to fulfil their desert prophecies.So USSR policies?
>>532200220They presumed right because the EU always cucks out.>>532200227Wouldn't oil be cheaper for the americans?>>532200389I hope so. I'm not sure how much of those has been destroyed since Israel had a free hand in bombing them for a year.>>532200437I think both ZOGs have the same ideology considering the history of Israel. But, the old ZOG that controls Europe atleast is smart enough to take it slow and under-the-radar. The current Likud coalition is much a reflection of the same MAGA cult emerging in the US. Much more extreme and retarded.>>532200613Living in Bangladesh almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
>>532200649EU is retarded globalist, Likud is just an unfathomable moral voidthe mongol empire was not this degenerated
>>532200612I mean outside of tel aviv is not really israel
>>532200695Sleepy
>>532200725You think east and southern tel Aviv isn't like this?צפובוני?
>>532200695>Where's the baker?
>>532200706The US would have to pass export controls or similar measures, its big oil against US citizens.Usually big oil wins.
>>532200706>wouldn’t oil be cheaper for the americans relative to the rest of the world, maybe a little? relative to what we paid before this bullshit started, absolutely not
>>532200649wait wtf, why is the Okinawa guy suddenly antijew? I swear just a few hours ago he was shilling for Trump.
>>532200721>moral voidexemplified right here >>532200721
>>532200613Just for the sake of fun, what do you think will most likely happen if the US nuked an Iranian city/military installation.>>532200619>the way they express their power is very jewish thoughcare to elaborate?do they do pedophile blackmail as well? do they intimidate, kill, frame goys who say mean things about jews on social media?do they utilise lawfare and gangstalking?
>>532200796It's a troll nigga
>>532200750>southern tel Avivmaybe some sudanese but that's not mudshits it's actual jungle niggers (just not in their natural habitat)
>>532200587>>532200612Why not abandon Zionism and just have an Ashkenazi, Mizrahi, etc, state? You'd have multiple Jewish states and not get bogged down
>>532200242I believe Amal and PIJ fighters have joined their ranks. Although they actually turned their weapons in to the Lebanese government so they're basically mooching off of Hezbollah for arms. But Hezbollah seems to have plenty to go around.
>>532200825Beacuse that way the ashkenazis can properly use the mizrahis as their farm equipment
>>532200811i mean deceit is a jewish fundamental and the chinese are inctedibly deceitful, they conquered fucking half of africa by debt trapping
>>532200706>EU always cucks outIt depends, usually it's an issue of the eastern EU wanting daddy US around while the rest is sort of out for themselves, thing is trump pushed everyone into one camp this time
>>532200819Eastern teln Aviv is also like that >>532200825Originally mizrahi Jews shouldn't have even came to Israel , and Zionism is pretty international, it's about Talmudic bullshit of supremacy
someone bake
>>532200825IDF (Israeli Defense Freiers) defending Haredistan formerly known as Israel
>>532200883Nigger, they're literally the vast majority here lmao , especially with how mixing is going around here
>>532200905>someone bakesomeone bake or it'll be a Zio bake
>>532200905Do it anon.
Migrate: >>532200887>>532200887>>532200887>>532200887
>India has resumed purchasing Iranian oil after a seven-year pause>Before the war, India had been reluctant to buy Iranian oil due to U.S. sanctions>The payment will be made in Chinese yuan or in cryptocurrencydollar status
>>532200909Lmao based
>>532200901>Eastern teln Aviv is also like thatnah there're a lot of mudshits but they have the tel-avivian luxury about them so they're afraid of sharp objectsnot unlike the ones living in the periphery
>>532200696Soviet russia was a Jewish revolution
Anti Israel shills seething today. Trump really got under your skin huh?
>>532200696yeah thats what I mean.banking money alone only gets you so far. they need total centralised government control via bolshevism to fulfil their goals.>>532200721the mongols didn't base their policies around ancient, retarded, outdated jewish textshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUJwgzT6-xg>>532200796im not from Okinawa.Japan has like 120+ military bases btw.
>>532200969I know, that's why I asked
>>532200706>Wouldn't oil be cheaper for the americans?basic law of economics is that when supply is low bu demand is high then prices go upthe prices will go up universally irrespective of domestic or foreign exportsthis anon (>>532200227) is right, only the companies are gonna make bank of this
>>532200928>they're literally the vast majority here lmaoso? a small group of smart people always ruled the majority throughout history
>>532200640No my job is to fuck your mother and sister
>>532200973Seething? Nah couldn't care less
>>532199242>collapse of the ukrainian frontWorking on that. But not on the side you're hoping for.
>>532200509EU zog are a splintered faction but I lot of them hate the fact that Israel is mostly Slavic whores that post their ass on Instagram all daySeems like they just want their power on the old continent and to be left alone, it's the reason why Israel insists so much on trying to make them immigrate with shitty "I was against living in Israel but I feel safer here than X country I was in before"
>>532200890all countries now employ deceit.honour is dead.any country with an intelligence agency is deceitful.
>>532201023Because they'll eventually breed with your son's and daughters
>>532200982>they need total centralised government control via bolshevism to fulfil their goals.I don't think it will come to this point
>>532201104If my son brings a moroccan woman to dinner then we're going to have twice the fun.
>>532200796meds E
>>532201023>ashkenazi>smartBibi is ashkenazi and hes a retard.ashkenazis just have european banking capital at their disposal. without it, you're just lightskin mizrahis with smaller dicks.
>>532201193Lmao >>532201208They're cannanites with more European DNA
>>532201208no they have a higher IQ than all the rest because of inbreedingalso bibi has been in power for like 90 years straight how is he a retard
>>532200946its fake news. We don't need iranian oil just need to pass through hormuz
>>532201276Please, the high iq cope is tiresome,all tests for askhanazi iq were scewed
>>532201361back to the farm with you little mizrahi
>>532201174not for lack of trying.jews are chipping away at the european aristocracy. they even managed to make a bunch of them race-mix with blacks.>>532201273ashkenazis cluster genetically with sicilians>>532201276pakistanis must have the highest IQs then.Bibi, the retard, has been in power for 90 years because he keeps getting voted in by retards.
>>532201449Oh no, I hurt his honor https://youtu.be/IdNwAD0ywg0
>>532201470>ashkenazis cluster genetically with siciliansPost 2nd temple period, and only one generation We're all cannanites
>>532201470>pakistanis must have the highest IQs thenInbreeding only makes you smarter if you're white, it doesn't work on mudshits.>Bibi, the retard, has been in power for 90 years because he keeps getting voted in by retardsManipulating retards to vote for you is pretty intelligent.
>>532201502we don't have inferiority complexes like your kind sorry
>>532201523should i care about who the cannanites were, as a non abrahamist?>>532201561>Inbreeding only makes you smarter if you're white, it doesn't work on mudshits.makes perfect sense. you really showed your scientific mindset and ashkenazi IQ here.>Manipulating retards to vote for you is pretty intelligent.king retard, king of all retards
>>532201636Lmao, I'm sure you don't >>532201730Like, I'm just saying no Jew is white
>>532201730>should i care about who the cannanites were, as a non abrahamist?Like... It's historically interesting
>>532201636No, you have a superiority complex, but you are presently showing the entire world how unwarranted it is.Same as Trump really. That was the Speech that Sank a Thousand Stocks.Stupid orangenigger shoulda known to keep his foul mouth shut, but nah. This 3yo with his addled brain is incapable of learning.
>>532197855>>532197841Ummh MIGAsisters, our answer?