THE CHARGES, OFFICER?
>>532222973Feet fags in roo-ins!
>>532222973STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!
>>532222973Is that a jew or a muslim? Oh wait, there’s no difference.
>>532222973>while she sleptWho told her?
>>532223147Show me the law that says that's illegal.
>>532222973Free him!
>>532222973>when the jury hears that he broke in to suck on her toes: guilty>when the jury is shown a picture of her feet: acquitted
What is it about feet that arouses footfags anyways?
>>532223042ENJOYING A SUCCULENT CALIFORNIAN MEAL?
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
>>532224064GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS
>>532224041What about lips, breasts, or butts is arousing? The size, shape, curves, colors, etc. same as with every other part of the female body. The whole thing is arousing.
>Villains whose motives are hard to find fault in and arguably better than the hero's
>>532224079YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL
>>532223147No. Fuck the law. :p
>>532222973She should pay him for that wtf
>>532224179Is it just because there's a woman involved? Something tells me that just because it is attached to a woman, it is sexual, even if it is the humble pancreas
how do you get arrested for this, anyway? >women wakes up with her toes in some guy's mouth>she screams and calls the cops>Man stands around waiting to get arrested while the cops drive to their locationWouldn't he flee? did he get picked up on foot somewhere outside?>We got reports of a toe sucker in the area>you seem to fit the description of the suspect
>>532224041I'd assume, that if they're taken care of, it's probably the shape. Nobody who's not mentally ill can be attracted to deformed filthy calloused hooves. Just like nobody normal would slurp out a blue waffle or ram their tongue a shit caked asshole
>>532224640They swabbed her toes and compared the saliva to public DNA databases.
>>532224798>ram their tongue a shit caked asshole
>>532224631Men are aroused by closeups of the inside of a vagina. They are aroused by tongues, buttholes, armpits, midriffs, smells, etc. Women are built for sex and everything about them is sexy. Touching, feeling, smelling, and tasting a woman drives men's lives
>>532222973It’s like you can’t even suck a bitch’s toes anymore
>>532224179I think everything dimorphic is automatically arousing for men, even if it’s just a little bit, because it belongs to a girl I.e. you are in the vicinity of eggs. And virtually everything is dimorphic. Feet too. Hairless, smooth, and proportionally smaller than men’s feet.All female shapes, sounds, and smells are all of our favorite shapes, sounds, and smells.
>>532222973what a faggot nation
>>532224845be safe, anon
>>532222973someone tell that guy to quit stealing my moves!
>>532222973Were those the feet in question? Those are two years on probation feet, not six years and eight months hard time feet.
so like, do you think the judge calculated the sentence at a flat rate of 8 months per toe, or was it based on size/mass, like (10m+9m+8m+7m+6m = 40m) x2
>>532222973Might as well have raped her
>>532224927Exactly. Their hair, voice, eyes, and such are all sexy. Some of it is barely different from some men's, but is belongs to a woman, so it makes us horny. Women experience similar things. Some love body hair, beards, forearms, deep voices, big muscles, rather extreme height, etc. that shit will get them wet because it is everything a woman is generally not. Of course not everyone is as into any particular thing as someone else and some are obsessed with one thing in particular such as large breasts or huge muscles.
Indians must be discouraged
Gonna send this to my friend and be like “wtf you were in California and you didn’t even tell me? And you’re brown?!”
>>532224640Perhaps he was just smart enough to try and work his way up. :p
