/pol/ - >Be a drunken has-been >Crash your car >Call the P - Politically Incorrect

Anonymous (ID: xykLCpCa) Archived

04/02/26(Thu)17:55:14 No.532233593

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Anonymous (ID: xykLCpCa) 04/02/26(Thu)17:55:14 No.532233593 Archived

>Be a drunken has-been
>Crash your car
>Call the President
>Get through(!!!)
>Talk about something??
>Get arrested
Why does Trump have the time to answer a call from Tiger Woods?

Someone make this gay shit make sense.

Anonymous (ID: g1riwN2V)
04/02/26(Thu)17:58:31 No.532233833

Anonymous (ID: g1riwN2V) 04/02/26(Thu)17:58:31 No.532233833

>>532233593
Tiger was out of his mind fucked up. Thought he might have a chance to get a Presidential pardon for his doped up black ass.

Anonymous (ID: 2ONmbFzt)
04/02/26(Thu)18:15:12 No.532234887

Anonymous (ID: 2ONmbFzt) 04/02/26(Thu)18:15:12 No.532234887

IT IS REAL HAHAHA
https://youtu.be/DUWN69fgZfY?si=IGpN-LyZGlEUdRXG

Anonymous (ID: 071yPA9H)
04/02/26(Thu)18:18:10 No.532235070

Anonymous (ID: 071yPA9H) 04/02/26(Thu)18:18:10 No.532235070

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>>532233593
Negros have no class.

Anonymous (ID: w/1ysY5f)
04/02/26(Thu)18:20:15 No.532235189

Anonymous (ID: w/1ysY5f) 04/02/26(Thu)18:20:15 No.532235189

>>532235070
Those are highly inappropriate pants to play golf in.
I didn't immediately go blind from looking at them, for one.

Anonymous (ID: tKnMjhmN)
04/02/26(Thu)18:21:48 No.532235276

Anonymous (ID: tKnMjhmN) 04/02/26(Thu)18:21:48 No.532235276

>>532233593
That's an observation many have made about Trump. He takes calls. If you have his number, he'll talk to you.

Anonymous (ID: GE06ylaz)
04/02/26(Thu)18:23:37 No.532235375

Anonymous (ID: GE06ylaz) 04/02/26(Thu)18:23:37 No.532235375

>>532233593
maybe he was taking a load of "beef jerky" to trump

Anonymous (ID: xykLCpCa)
04/02/26(Thu)18:35:45 No.532236180

Anonymous (ID: xykLCpCa) 04/02/26(Thu)18:35:45 No.532236180

>Trump I'm fucked up. Wealth and fame and whores and drugs are too much and I crashed my car again. What do I do?
How does Trump respond?

Anonymous (ID: q8vdC6z0)
04/02/26(Thu)18:39:57 No.532236462

Anonymous (ID: q8vdC6z0) 04/02/26(Thu)18:39:57 No.532236462

>>532236180
Apparently he told him to seek help and get his shit straightened out. Probably told him to not submit to the tests too and just take the automatic charge since its better pr than finding out what fun concocation he was on

Anonymous (ID: hK0AU9h8)
04/02/26(Thu)18:42:07 No.532236612

Anonymous (ID: hK0AU9h8) 04/02/26(Thu)18:42:07 No.532236612

>>532233593
>implying Trump does anything.

Anonymous (ID: BoMRW78j)
04/02/26(Thu)18:47:15 No.532236996

Anonymous (ID: BoMRW78j) 04/02/26(Thu)18:47:15 No.532236996

>>532233593
Goddamn that's a hard flex.
>Hold up officer, I'm busy talking to the President.

Anonymous (ID: JoZPC5QU)
04/02/26(Thu)18:54:07 No.532237462

Anonymous (ID: JoZPC5QU) 04/02/26(Thu)18:54:07 No.532237462

>>532236462
This