The United States is about to get a blizzard, a polar vortex, a heat dome, and something called an "atmospheric river"..all at once.An atmospheric river is basically a massive channel of water in the sky dumping extreme rain for days straight. This isn't one storm, it's multiple extremes hitting different parts of the country at the same time. And it's happening across ALL 50 states.>Phoenix just hit 101°F: earliest ever recorded>Las Vegas hit 94°F: March record>Northern California hit 108°F: highest March temp ever>Michigan buried under 52 inches of snow>400,000+ without power>Hawaii getting slammed by that river in the sky">Parts of the U.S. locked in a heat dome while others get a blizzard + bomb cyclone
>>532241027I'll believe it when I see it.
>>532241027good thing there isn't a global oil shortage right now.
>>532241027Pretty exciting stuff. At least the weather isn’t dull. What exactly is the problem? I’m in Southern California. The weather is always nice where I live. No exceptions. Move out of the sticks Cleetus.
I'm gonna need a source and release date for the event, pretty please.
>>532241176>The weather is always nice where I live.The population isn't.
>>532241027AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WATER IN GROWING SEASON WE'RE DOOMED AAAAAAHHHHHH SAVE ME AL GORE
an atmospheric river is just a big rain cloud you fucking retard
>>532241027This sounds awful. How long do you think we have to prepare?
>>5322410272055 is when it all ends... Thats all I will tell you for now
>>532241176You just have to learn where to live my friend. More whites where I live than 99% of places in the country. Also, I’m near the coast.
>>532241027God is punishing the GAE.
>>532241266Kek, imagine being this fucking retarded
>>532241265
Humanity has brought this upon themselves through greed and gluttony. If we do not fundamentally change we will all die. This is the only habitable planet we can reach and we must protect it. Otherwise we suffer famine, energy crisis, war, and inevitably extiction.
>>532241027The Lord is punishing America for what it did to the world (capitalism, neocolonialism, all the bombings/coups/invasions, etc)
>>532241027Holy Shit! Spring is happening everywhere! Woaw!
>>53224142997.25 is like a miracle in modern California
>>532241027Looking at my local forecast. Nothing matches what you're saying.
>>532241027>polar vortex>atmospheric riverSounds cool.
>>532241027Holy shit it's almost hitting 70 in April I am losing my fucking mind!!!
Today's high temperatures.
>>532241027I'm so sick of people like you, OP Just shut the fuck up alreadyNo one cares about the weather lol
Omg fucking snow is flying over my house
>>532246638AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM DYING
>>532241027oh no save me niggerman
>>532241027>zomg weather!!!!!!Weather varies year to year. Anyway, it's 65°F where I'm at. :3>atmospheric riverGod, I hate that alarmist term.
>>532246067What the fuck is wrong with you faggot?Whether it's hot or cold you'll live.I don't ever think about the weather I just adapt and carry onI genuinely hate people that panic about "today's high/low"
We set a snow record and when it melts we get overflowing rivers and gold gets deposited high up on the bank. It gets stuck everywhere because it's not normally waterlogged.
LOOK AT THE COLORS ON THE MAP!!!!!!Government daddy take our rights away and tax us if you have to but pleeeease save us from the colored map!!!!!!!
>>532241027what about thunder snow, a bomb cyclone and wetbulb temps?
>>532246905It actually thundered today when it was snowing. It was rad
it's still cold as fuck here in shittisotathe rest of the united states is fakenone of you other than me exist
>>532241027Weatherfags are such... faggots. This is nothing.
>>532241027Man shut the fuck up it’s just weather lmk when it’s a fucking hurricane
>>532247198No one of existential significance would intentionally be in Minnesota.
>>532241027Divine punishment. This country is too wicked.
>>532241027OMG!
>>532241429didn't you all let like 5 billion dollars of infrastructure get burnt during those palisades fires? nice. Californians suffer brain rot they are barely white
>>532242776post horns kike
>>532246793ladies and gentlemen, another example off llms being fucking stupid.
>>532241027um, sweaty, all that matters is el nino, la nina, wet bulb temperatures, heat index, and wind chill. The rest of that shit is just made up nonsense
>>532241027That's what you get for invoking God to bless your war.You invoked His Wrath.
>>532249782Orange County was nowhere near the fires.
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>>532241027But I'm in northcal and we got cool weather this month? Our daily "cloud seeding" finally paid off lmao
>>532241027How can we blame this on Trump?
>>532241429Still all of your money is being funneled directly to support shitskins at an alarmingly gay rate
>>532246447LMFAO 88 in Florida is fucking standard as fuck in April that is not extreme. Wasn't hot in NC either
The whole world's weather is Fucked.Can confirm....
>>532241027Four-way domain expansion clash
>>532241027Wow, its almost like america is one of the larger countries on the planet taking up a vast swath of an entire continent with vastly different climates and ecosystems...
>>532241027never gonna happen there Chicken Little.
no way it gets hot in the summer in the south? gtfo of here that’s never happened
>>532251037Yes. Just pointing out that OP's image was misleading.
