Because of the modern global economy, I've been buying cheap pepperoni sticks and eating them for dinner. When I asked AI if doing this was healthy for me, AI told me that eating pepperoni sticks is going to give me anal cancer.
Any burnt or cured foods gives you cancer.You need to eat them in moderation. Sausages have other ingredients in them that aren't healthy in big doses either.
>>532249348Did it say why
You are supposed to eat them mate
>>532249348That AI is lying and you only get that from gay sex.
>>532249348Eat sausages with lots of vitamin C. The ascorbic acid is a reducer that negates the effects of the nitrates and nitrites used in cured meat.
>>532249348You are supposed to push the whole pepperoni stick up your ass not eat it. Everyone knows this.
>>532249348That's a lie. AI is just trying to trick you into giving yourself butt cancer. The real cause of butt cancer in every case is sticking things in your butt. That includes doctors fingers and those cameras.
>>532249348Umm these are sort of expensive anon. Just buy beef from Costco in bulk and freeze it.
>>532249562True It's also why Jesus makes tornados.
>>532249348i make homemade pepperoni with deer, its very easy and cheap to do>>532249463people have been eating pink salt for hundreds of years
>>532249585When I buy a pound of grass-fed ground beef it usually costs me 11 dollars. I still bite the bullet and buy it, but I'm not happy about it. Also, there's a brand of sauce that I call "Nigger Sauce" made by "G. Hughes." I buy it because it doesn't have any sugar in it.
>>532249348processed meat is bad bro. if you can leave it on the counter all day and it won't go bad, it's not good for you. just eat ground beef.
>>532249348Just eat a large salad with actual vegetables every day, no exceptions. That will help keep the cancer away. So will walking daily.
>>532249707Our ancestors in Europe ate preserved meat by way of salami and pastrami.
>>532249348in any case it's better to have a varied diet, you don't need to just eat pepperoni
>>532249661>people have been eating pink salt for hundreds of yearsAnd their life expectancy hundreds of years ago was..?>not that much lower than American males todayMay have to reconsider what you eat.
>>532249792I feel like on a yearly scale I have a varied diet. Every six months I'll eat a head of spinach, every six months I'll eat meat, every six months I'll eat fruit. Is that good enough?
>>532249348>pork>processedenjoy your ass cancer OP
>>532249777I bet it was cured entirely differently from today. Nitrates for example
>>532249777But they preserved their food out of necessity because refridgeration wasn't a thing yet, not because it's healthy.>just eat the mummy sausage bro
>>532249348Taking in to consideration you are living in globohomo shithole, where it's normal for average people to pump eachothers assholes, it doesn't really matter what you eat. The fact that you are letting people put their dick in your asshole (where shit comes out) means you will probably get asshole cancer no matter what you eat.
>>532249562You realize shit comes from your ass, right? If your theory was correct, every animal would have colorectal cancer. And poop is far more toxic than a sterile, gloved finger or dildo.
>>532249950German men eat sausage on a daily basis, then their dominatrix shits in their mouth and the German men chew and swallow until it's all gone. After all of that, German men STILL live to be 117 years old. Explain that!
>>532250014>asshole cancerThat's not how it works. Do you wipe your ass after you shit or are you afraid of cancer? Do you clean your asshole in the shower or do you walk around with a shit-stained asshole kek
>>532249348pepperoni isn't a real meat you fat retard
>>532249869>and their life expectancy back then was?Life expectancy hasnt changed for thousands of years. Plato lived to be 80, many people did. The only reason you think they had a shorter lifespan is because childhood mortality was so high that it skewed the stats. A bunch of people dying at 0 years old really fucked the stats, and a bunch of retards with no critical thinking skills think that that means the average lifespan was 35 kek. Reality is, if you survived early childhood (made it to 11-13) your lifespan was similar to what it is today.
>>532249348Eating them won't. However, continuing to stick the pepperoni sticks up your ass, probably will.
>>532249348I eat pepperoni sticks all the timeAlso, I take gallons of jizz in my ass weeklyDon't know what to blame
>>532249949>nitrate/nitritesthey have been using them for a long time. you add 1 tsp cure #1 per 5lbs of meat. cure #1 is 4% sodium nitrite and 96% table salt.
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