Josh is a pedophile

wigger

cant believe leon killed hunk

What’s a normal decent salary in bongland?

>>532249880
£60k in London
£50k in England
£40k in Scotland/Wales/NI

my dad changed the channel when I screamed (at the top of my lungs) "insulting, I'll tell you whats insulting- " in resonse to some boomer retard on gb news saying gen z are insulting with reference to the triple lock pension

>>532249998
But thanks to tax and bennies, everyone is effectively on 20k

>>532250105
you still live at home!! KEK
does mummy and daddy approve of your gay bumming? LMFAO

>>532250280
lmfao

Zheani Sparkes
that is all

>>532250280
no, i'm currently in my parents holiday home, i'm occasionally in their primary home - but whats your point? i should be living in a £750 per month flat because...?
my parents love me too much to inflict me to that - yours.... dont?

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Derek Chisora arrived at a news conference at London's York Hall in an army tank alongside Nigel Farage, but the politician didn't attend the media event.

>The 42-year-old British heavyweight faces American Deontay Wilder at London's O2 Arena this Saturday, as both veterans contest their 50th professional fights.

Despite the elaborate entrance, Farage - the Reform Party leader - did not go to the news conference, and he was not mentioned during the event, which focused on Wilder and Chisora.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/articles/c3r39nnr50vo

>>532250566
dogscrans parents kicked him out of their tree nest in the equadorian jungle asap

>>532249880
35k

>>532250699
his parents just dont love him I reckon

>>532250776
would you lol

>>532250795
i've been trying to seek middle ground with whoever this is - but no, he's a worthless programmed zombie

>>532250699
your dad left you and your mum sent you to grandaddy kidbummer LMAO
>>532250776
needs mummy and daady to provide for him out of pity because he looks like a paedo KEK
L M F A O

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>>532250699
Lmfao

>>532251012
no, me mam and da love me - so they help me out...
a foreign concept to you friend?

>sorebum lives with mum n dad
r/todayilearned
Lmfao

>>532251147
I love them both,
whats the issue?

>>532251181
>40 year old retard still leeching off his parents can't see the obvious issue of being a middle aged parasite
OK

Proper nameBAMin hours, these.

>>532251181
if you loved them you would provide for yourself and provide them with grandchildren but you cant as you gay and ugly L M F A O R O F L
KEKEKEK

>>532251280
Proper embarrassing mate.
I have a neighbour like that. 33yo fat tosser living with his parents. He thinks he's tough.

I wish these people died.

>>532251252
>>532251280
I'm 28 and earning more than them (and supporting them quite gladly) but never the less but never the less i've lost track of this order do I'll file it in the gay retard file
>>532251371
i speak to my da everyday and we talk about our day etc etc and we love each other.

something tells me you dont have that kind of relationship with your da lmfao

>>532251469
Get a job, move out, stop leeching off your parents pension.
Loser.

>>532251371
you beg for money streaming wrestling and your hobby is getting drunk and being an obnoxious spastic on brit/pol. rather more embarrassing no?

Nothing more repugnant than a fully grown man still living with mum n dad, absolutely repugnant, it's the epitome of being a fucking failure.

>>532251627
does dad know your a gay? do you send him pics of your trannies? KEK

>>532251627
I pay my bills so no

i cant think of a more brown thing than throwing your mam and da to the wolves.

>>532251753
You're killing your family

>>532251820
no i'm earining 60k money, my senpai is ok - yours though you reject, my charity acts why?

>>532251941
KEKEKEK
that is senior mng pay or medical consultant pay and no way are you that emplyable or smart LMFAO

>>532252214
i reckon if i keep rejecting your posts I'll be but in charge of "spastic orders" and get a promotion.

>rejecting your posts
What does this even mean?

>me as an anti josh poster
"heh twhat s nonce"

>>532252214
>>532252493
idk what i was getting-at with this post
might kil him - whats he talking about

sosban owns you

>>532252693
60kpa and doesnt own a home and spends 200hrs a week on steam talking to trannies LMAO

>>532252913
my dad owns my home, ardent you renting?
dad will eventually bequest this to me,

then begins the fight between me daughter in law my 5 siblings .

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>my dad owns my home

>>532253069
>dad will eventually bequest this to me,
>then begins the fight between me daughter in law my 5 siblings
now I understand why tednonce wants to marry your sister so badly
he's an opportunistic snake who wants to steal your inheritance
green light to neutralize him

>>532253069
>dad owns 2 properties but childless alchie gay son pays for parents upkeep and his own on 60k from the window factory job he quit?
LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>532253271
send the snatch team to blackbag his ass

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What a fucking mento elf case the welsh bumboy is. Wages gone up by 20k in under 3 years, this during his mental breakdown cos he started threatening me over his gay mates and i crushed his faggot soul.
What a shambling fucking freakshow.

>>532254305
All the bumcorders are schizo pansexual freaks kek. Look at that 28 year old hairline LMFAO

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It's ok to admit you're a lonely spastic

anyone tried zilchmaxxing?

what's up with the vibe shift

>>532249391
Looks exactly like n.tennessee/s.kenyucky

Why is Farage so adamant the UK should've sent troops to help America and Israel invade Iran?

>>532257150
Because we are junior allies of the US. It was a dumb move not to help them

idk, the night security guard keeps putting me against a load of people but I think i look classic harmless admin earning 5 x you are? ?

>>532250105
My dad listens to GB News and it makes me want to smash the TV. Non-stop just boomers and pakis arguing about le boats while we're being replaced in all our cities

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>>532249391
Not into Jewish birds, but I fucking WOULD

>>532257888
>Experience Levels: Entry-level morticians earn around £25,396, while senior morticians with 8+ years of experience can earn up to £53,218.
You think you earn 200k+ lol, as a Desk jockey at a window factory?
My houshold income including rents from properties and design commision is over 110k and i have 160 days off a year.
Take the family business pill you alcoholic homo.

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You're all pathetic. Get lives.

>>532258542
what? I'm a contracts manager you silly boy - you're not a mortician you larper you're an amazon packer.

>>532257888
High-paying administrative roles in Wales earning £60k or more are primarily concentrated in specialized IT and senior management positions rather than general office administration.

Server Administrator / Systems Administrator: A role at GUIGC Systems & Software Ltd in Deeside offers a salary of up to £70k (including salary, tronc, and bonus).
Senior Forestry Officer: While not strictly "admin," the Senior Officer for Forest Operations in North Wales (Llanrwst) commands a salary scale starting at £41,132 rising to £44,988, which is the highest general admin-adjacent public sector figure listed, though it does not reach £60k.
General administrative vacancies in Wales typically average £30,143, with only a small fraction of listings exceeding the £60k threshold. Most roles advertised between £60k and £80k in the region are specifically IT-focused or involve senior leadership rather than traditional clerical duties.

So whats your quals and role Taff lad?

>>532258542
i dont make 200k tbf, I make 70k, so i'm struggling with you in this current crisis - i've resorted to getting pret sandwiches for lunch.

>>532259029
@grok what is my wage

the amazon packer is in total meltdown it seems.

nothing wrong with being an amazon packer in fairness.

>>532258895
https://www.solarwindows.co.uk/about-us/meet-the-team

I trained at Cravens old swan when i was a kid. You are just a secretary or CAD monkey at best. No one with your addictions could keep up a real job lol.
And you are not on that list are you?

>>532259263
Eddie seemed to get on with it ok tbf

>>532259263
yes there is, no american mega corporation should be exploiting Brits, Or the remnants of brits

They have no foreskins and are not anglo

>>532259265
I haven't worked there for 3 years???
what are you talking about you retard? I thought you were blart i.e in the know but you're just some chump - fuck off will you silly boy?
>>532259297
eddies the regional manager of amazon arse packing

>>532259029
you'd earn 50% more in a developed nation and you wont have to pay for the ethnocide of your own race

>>532254305
turkish charles manson but a heavier pie intake

sort us out a shag on your sister sosban you weird glownigger

>>532253271
ted poster is syndicate

they've got your personnel files and service record

you could quite easily have a training accident at any time

>samefagging thread gossip
Faggot bitch ass nigger
Men reject you on the basis they dont consider you a man

>>532259488
he trained at cravens old swan mate , he's got dibbs im afraid...

>>532259394
I was assisting autopsies when i was 16 (think it was illegal though, my mum was a bit nuts-probably from inhaling formaldahyde, she once cut out tumors from lungs and put them in my dads mash potato after an argument)., helps a ton with my art and anatomy drawing/sculpting.
You're on mentol elf bennies living in your dads caravan lol

gchq hates telepathy more than they hate white men

>>532259607
oh yo are blert.
i've not been working there for years mate, update your psycho records you've got on everyone. i'm contracts manager elsewhere now on 70k (before tax tbf).
the company is in Cardiff so good luck but knowing you you'll find out some how.
stop doxing me you retard, or I'll have to come up to Ilkeston and bash your family's head in with a claw hammer hahah

they can't see it or monitor it

>>532259817
Calm down Jordon

>>532259817
Did your brother molesting you caue these violent issues you have?

>>532259817
cope you little worm, Something tells me you wont make the same threat to me

>>532259531
isn't it funny how Professor Jiang's most recent lecture was nearly a word for word verbatim of Okinawaposter from /pig/?
the latter is a fucking genius who influences a wide range of e-celebs such as [classified]

>>532259935
>yid shizo paranoia
You love to see it

>>532259934
wtf do you mean lmfao
> Something tells me you wont make the same threat to me
idk who the fuck you are LMFAO
yeah i'd bash your families head in with a small claw hammer, what you gonna do about it king?
>>532259893
who told you I had a brother? only sisters i'm afraid....4 of them!

>>532259935
>isn't it funny how
no

>>532250947
Parasite!

>>532260016
come and try hard man
the door is open

>>532260059
wtf you came onto me you cunt now you're backpedaling - embarrassing

>>532260106
Im trying to encourage you to commit to this, Common. Come to me

>>532260132
where do you live?

>>532260152
you already know, Coward back peddling
kek

>>532260192
I'll take this L because i'm not visiting every town in the UK out of pride not admitting i'm wrong

>I'm gonna kill you
>No I'm gonna kill you!
>Come down x then
>No you come x
>Pussy
>No you're the pussy
>I'm gonna kill you

Same shit, different day.

Has bllort killed sosban's dog?

>>532259935
All e-celebs steal their takes from /pol/ anons, you memeflag newfag retard homosexual.
E-celebs are there to be laughed at and trolled. If you take them seriously (let alone give them money, oh my God you dont give them money do you?) then you are a retard.
Fuck off and stop shilling this Chinaman """"professor"""". Nobody gives a fuck and nobody will give a fuck.

>>532260261
Lmfao

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>>532260042
You will begin to see it become the main narrative pushed by many people from the American side, as well as non-American commentators and experts. Probably in the next 1-3 weeks, with it solidifying as official doctrine in about 2 months.

Just remember where you first stumbled across it, while filled with jaw-dropping awe.

>>532260249
You'll send a half wit burger mutt like the Iran war, He'll be humiliated and resort to some cringe cope about how he won.

>>532260339
i refuse to employ yanks

>>532260309
You drop your jaw for e-celeb cock

>>532260301
>All e-celebs steal their takes from /pol/ anons
Correct, but this one in particular is of world-historical importance. And it just so happened to be picked up by the person (Prof Jiang) who is being shilled the most online.

>>532260386
When does he start talking about the birth rates?

>>532260301
Goodness, not even 8am and you're already seething???

>>532260386
YOU are shilling this irrelevant Chinaman.

>>532260475
Kek
You got me
Yes, I am seething.
Time to get up and do things.

>>532260498
No you thick cunt. I'm shilling the genius anon from /pig/ who influenced Jiang on a particular topic of world-historical importance. They hated him because he told the truth.

>>532260576
foreigner how about you elaborate instead of calling brit flags retards eh?

Rome status lost
In the end they could exert enforced narratives via moral blackmail (racism). The new population is not moved at all by such notions, They openly oppose Israeli policy to their dying breath. So in the end they lost rome for a second time.

Heading to the shops, anyone want anything?
Not even sure what I want myself. Something meaty I think, but I honestly have no clue

>>532249998

You need to earn that much to afford a house. Everyone below that is a landlord slave mostly. Property value should be linked to wages.

Friendly reminder to MI
If Israel falls they will detonate nuclear reactions here. Should things escalate its advisable to consider a preemptive

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>biggus dickus
KEK

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>>532260708
Well, this one Ultra-MAGA Trump Loyalist on /pig/ was talking about how America will end up winning from the conflict through crashing the world economy. I cannot remember the specifics but he essentially said that America should go ahead and bring as much chaos to the region as possible by bombing all Iranian critical infrastructure, and let the GCC states collapse. He argued that in a global oil shock scenario, America would suffer the least out of all major countries, since it is 1. food independent 2. water independent 3. energy independent - while China, India, etc would completely collapse within a few years.

The libtard europoors, brownoid subhumans, and antisemitic chuds were absolutely seething at him because he said that would be a mad-man scenario. Who would willingly collapse the world economy? The anon repeatedly pointed out that facts dont care about their feelings, and that Trump was a 200 IQ 8D chess player who had checkmated them.


Lo and behold, Professor Jiang, a known crypto-4chan lurker, devoted an entire lecture to this topic yesterday, and repeated the anon's talking points verbatim. And now world-history will unfold because of one humble anon's genius. Trannies lost.

https://youtu.be/xrmERlHUqBk?t=594

>>532261529
>Well, this one Ultra-MAGA Trump Loyalist on /pig/
instant filter.

>>532261529
I dont think americans share the apocalyptic ambitions of the chosen people, To be fair

>>532261611
You lost tranny

>>532261082
>they will detonate nuclear reactions here
That sounds nice.

>>532261839
The survivors will envy the dead in that scenario. Th tunnel club appears to be not without reason

>>532261636
Most americans are jews tho

>>532262030
pish

>>532261877
It'll be fine.

>>532262228
likely, But if Iran steps it up in their barrage then our hand is forced. We should consider preemptive considering the consequences

I agree. End the war by nuking Israel. America has no reason to be involved anymore, job done.

I fuck with wigger starmer

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Morning lads - some good news for a change

>>532263549
A bit quiet in here... Good Friday!
Everyone's at mass - good Catholic boys the lot of you.

>>532263549
Mad to think how everything over the past 50 years was just the Curse of the Stolen Clanger.

Morning spastics

Am baking at 147

>>532264260
The curse is lifted - thank you Jesus

Well I am baking at 146

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Clangers was shit, Fingerbobs tho, fkn class

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>>532264497
Creasing

>>532264553
Fingermouse is the one I remember (vaguely)

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>>532264656
Too much calpol?

>>532264771
Maybe

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>>532264553
Mr Benn taught me that even an accountant can have a fulfilling life if he trips his balls off every week

>>532249391
When they picked ten Windrushers to have their paintings done for the national gallery the best they could find were
>Train station platform attendant for 40 years
>Factory worker for 40 years
>Set up a blacks only cricket club
>Nursing assistant
>Actress

I thought they wrote Britain's story

Corrrrrr could do with some Calpol, I just finished off the last of the Night Nurse

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>>532264827
There was a glory hole in the changing room

>>532264893
Those ere the only ones with jobs

>>532259265
>Sam Emanuel

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>>532264982
That's why The Shopkeeper gave him the drugs - tricky perv

You could say sosban is the modern day equivalent to mr benn, the amount of time he spends in charity shop changing rooms trying on ski jackets and strange hats

Angela Twerkel

>>532264893
Just look at the artwork of the pioneer who helped rebuild Britain by working at a train station

>>532265147
Mr Benn was mi6, says it all really

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>>532265330
Image would help. Be in awe gentleman.

>>532264063
Being paranoid about the end of Lent me, too afraid of making God upset, body is refusing to grab the monsters.
Should have gave up porn and wanking to be honest, but I was drinking enough monsters to give me massive nose bleeds so.

Taig steak Friday

>>532265357
terrifying. he can probably count on one hand the number of times anyone was desperate enough to ask him which train was going to Dover Priory

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>>532263549
It was a Paddy - oh the shame.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crk16j2j1ygo
>Hoardes of browns brazenly walking into shops stealing shit
Unironically under Sharia law they'd have their hand chopped off

>>532265645
>A spokesperson for the mayor of London said: "Shoplifting is not a victimless crime and the mayor fully supports the Met Police's data-driven and targeted approach to tackling prolific offenders."

Data driven means basing it on demographic percentages and waving away overrepresentation. Prolific is code for anyone without previous convictions is let go.

no jet fuel left to deport anyone, sorry. we can still import our bames though.

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>>532250675
If only Nige was doing this like Thatcher did back in the day and not to just promote BAME on BAME boxing.

>Prince Harry reportedly sent flirty messages and virtual kisses to a journalist in 2011.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>532266024
Nigel BAMES in Poles out?

>>532266092
> male journalist

>>532264827
this show is mint on kenny

>>532266092
Marianna just wanted to debunk the rumours Megan was faking her pregnancy

>>532266092
lad's a grade a mong dianna really shat out a spacker with that one

Wonder if a royal shit smells rich and decadent

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Anyone fancy a bum?

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*is the worst person in Britain*

>>532266657
why the emphasis on safe and private? What are they getting up to in my home?

>>532266657
>Invite a boatwog to stay
>Go out to do the shopping
>Wog changes all the locks when you're out
>Claims squatters rights
Brilliant idea. What could possibly go wrong?

>>532266758
Nuclear physicists need privacy

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>>532266740

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> How's it hanging , fellow Restorers

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Happy good friday my niggas

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>>532251025
what the actual fuck is wrong with foids

>>532266790
or even that claim its only for seven nights is overly optimistic

I hear nothing but foreign languages when I go out.

>>532267105
Have you considered that this is, in fact, a good thing?
>>532266740

>>532267105
Me too - sick of it.

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>>532267194
>filename
Top zozzle

>"We Iranians think it is the duty of Britain to save our people."
Fuck off.

God I wish were still in the EU, wishing I was in France (rural).