I could take down Iran with a pack of cigarettes binoculars a paperclip a piece of string from my pants three rubber bands a plastic bottle filled with marbles and a toothpick.
>>532254602I wanna rim ur ass lmao
I could rape all niggers with a piece of tape, a sharpie, and a toaster full of plutonium rods
>>532254630My asshole is protected with three sheets of paper a 1988 leather working magazine and eleven separate types of adhesive for such an occasion
>>532254602How's the car going?
>>532254917Why can't he fix it!!
>>532254602hello fellow boomer
>>532254917I can fix it. I’ll use my matches to melt a empty water bottle over the leak a plastic ring from a soda bottle and and empty toilet paper roll
I miss MacGyver threads on /b/. Building a Gundam out of a pack of cigarettes, a box of legos, and a laser pen.We could also send in the A-Team. They won't actually kill anyone, but they WILL succeed in their mission despite firing thousands of rounds and setting off dozens of explosions.
>>532255168I can open the strait of Hormuz. I’ll need a roll of aluminum foil 78 soda cans three rolls of copper wire and 46 gummy bears
>>532255558I like his hair from season 1. Also, they really weenie'd him out after season 3. First three seasons, he was very military-oriented.A-Team is a better overall show. Also, what can you make with aspirin, stump remover, and battery acid?
>>532254602hey baby face, forget your bahbah, make sure to pack extra diapers, hah!
>>532254602KFBR392>KFBR392KFBR392>KFBR392KFBR392>KFBR392KFBR392
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>>532254917What kind of dick wouldn't try and help him?The photographer needs to be flogged.
>>532255845Yeah they do, what they lack is capacity of doing so.
>>532255945Idk man. I know your Israeli pretending to be Brazilian. But no one has ever shaken western hegemony like this.End of day. Iran might be the catalyst to break up your countries death grip around mine and end western capitalist hegemony.Pretty based, and apparently it was super fucking easy. You simply say no and as the west throws a fit and Israelis rape children and hiss. You simply say no again..and again.Iran also won the war of hearts and minds by simply not being as evil as people who rape kids and hiss as culture, the Israelis, you.
>>532255945>>Buh buh muh profit mohhamud! He had a 9 yr old.Shut up kike you raped a 6 yr old yesterday.
>>532256353I can fix the relations between Europe and United States with a empty barrel an air freshener and six glass Coca Cola bottles filled with raspberry jam
>>532256559I'd rather the EU was nuked. I hate those fucking pieces of euroshit.
>>532256559I can fix all of Israel with the stroke of a pen. Just as it was created.Chazir. Oink oink. Can you say chazir? I bet you can't.
>>532256611I can make Europe apart of the United States with a staple. three hundred square feet of felt. A compass and a bop it. Excluding italy Romania Bulgaria and Spain obviously
>>532256917felt prices are outrageous these days...
>>532254917>>532254990>>532255158>>532255919You guys misunderstand, he's already so far ahead of you... There's nothing wrong with the car... he's just waiting for his can of soup to finish warming up on the exhaust manifold for an impromptu lunch. Checkmate.
>>532256559Of course you can't say chazir.
>>532256850Why use a pen when you can use a bottle cap a stem from a apple core and a evaporated Dr Pepper
>>532254917Get away from there you don't know what you are doin!
>>532257484Of course you can't >>532257155
>>532258056I have two hams in my fridge if that’s what you’re after. If you want them I’ll need a chessboard, hammers, altoids, zippers, Indian rugs
>>532254602You absolute mad lad, starting the great filteringLETS GOOO!!!
>>532254917THOR CAN YOU HEAR ME? BEAM ME UP
>>532258759>>532259977>>532258991Chazir.
>>532254602>I'm not fighting Iran for the Aschen, Carter
>>532260061>pMGaYJbE>GaY
>>532260317Am yisrael chazir.Oink oinkAm yisrael met. Lol.
>>532254602Damn I miss Macgyver. 90's soundtracks were unbeatable.
