Is the Artemis II mission the biggest cucking in human history?> go to space> go farther from Earth than any human has in over 50 years> go all the way to the Moon> enter Moon close orbit> but you can’t actually touch the Moon, you aren’t allowed> you just have to sit in your little cuck capsule and look at it> tfw
They don't go into Lunar orbit dumbass.And it's only embarassing if Artemis doesn't evolve into a rotational manned Lunar base.
>>532257940Most expensive edging session
>>532257940they're not going to let a nigger pilot fuck up the first moon landing in a half century
it's more about the first black and the first women doing a thing
>>532257940Apollo 8 in 1968 was an orbital manned mission of the Moon, with a full 3-man crew in the Command Module.Apollo 9 was an Earth orbit mission where the Lunar Module was tested.Apollo 10 was a full crew Moon mission where everything but the actual landing on and return from the Moon's surface, was rehearsed.
>>532257988they are orbiting the moon you fucking retard, how the fuck do you think they are getting back to Earth?
>>532258034apollo 10 was the equivalent of pulling out your dick, rubbing it all over the hooker's asshole, then paying her and going home with blue balls
They won't "walk" on the moon because it would be too easy to spot it's fake. In the filming studio/shuttle, everything is under control.
>>532258089They are not going into Lunar orbit. Your image shows this. They are not slowing down to be captured by the Moon. They are doing a fly by.
>>532258297Yeah yeah the moon landing is fake but your virginity is real.
>>532258322whatever you say faggot
>>532257940the ussr strategy of hurling corpses at a goal is what ultimately caused them to lose the space race against the usbuilding a space program block by block is a better long term strategy
>>532258322they're going to slow down just enough to drop the nigger on the moon to see if it's economically feasible to send them all there
>>532258478This mission is just for show to coincide with America's 250th anniversary. They haven't even designed a lander and they are cannibalising shuttle parts for these launches.
>>532258588you're right, it's just for showthey're actually pulling people out of retirement homes so they have a team with real-world experience with lunar missions when it comes time for the real landing
>>532257940>sit in a chair and look down where people actually walked Brvtal
>>532258478>the ussr strategy of hurling corpses at a goal is what ultimately caused them to lose the space race against the usHow did they lose the space race when they won at every single instance outside of the fake moon landing, which even if you're delusional enough to believe it's real, still doesn't account for everything else the USSR did.
>>532257940cuck chair'd
>>532257940You're retarded. It's basically a test run. They did this in the 1960s. Apollo 8 went around the moon and Apollo 11 is the one that landed. If this goes well, they're landing on the moon in 2028.
>>532257940Its quite literally a DEI operation, to send nigger and women to new frontiers for no actual purpose whatsoever
>>532258008>>532258016I'm just glad this wipes out all the "humans never went to the moon and lost the technology" denial trannies.
>>532259075See post below you, NZ
>>532257940They can't touch the Moon because the set isn't ready yet.
>>532257940>enter Moon close orbit> but you can’t actually touch the Moonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L3LPmPO_sY&t=42s
>>532258814>announce intent to build boat and cross river>spend time building boat>rivals notice boat and float around in river on a log and come back>boat is finished, float across river>but you weren't the first ones in the water
>>532258814Bulgar bro, all space missions are fake.The earth is flat and immovable and the sun and the moon are local plasma phenomenon being polar opposite of each other and jointly reflections of the Black Sun located under our Flat Earth.
>>532257940>but you can’t actually touch the Moon, you aren’t allowedThe moon is not a huge ass rock, like they told you in school.It's not tangible. There's no walkable surface to it.
>>532258008He gets to be the apex nigger for a day.
