It happened on Friday last week. I was in Florida just outside of Tampa, at the 4 Seasons. I was visiting for my semi-retarded nephew's bar mitzvah. I had just got back to the hotel and really felt like I could use a pick me up. I went to the hotel bar. I ordered a scotch and soda. I asked the bar tender if he knew where I could get some booger sugar. He motioned to a woman wearing sunglasses in the corner of the bar. I walked up to her, 'I'm looking to get 40?- I asked unsure. Follow me she motioned. We went through a hall way to an elevator. We proceed to a hotel room, it was dark. She sat down in a chair and said 'now sit down in front of me i was unsure but I did what she said, she processeded to hike up her dress and put her legs on my shoulders. She forced her asshole into my face. It smelled bad. Like she hadn't washed in days. 'TONGUE IT FAGGOT' I did what she said even though it was gross. She touched herself for a bit then came really hard. 'OK, we are done here grab one on the way out' she turned on a light and there was a candy bowl with bags of blow on a table on the way out, I took one and leftI went back to my room, snorted a few lines then went to sleep. I realized it was her the next day.
>>532258756Who has her perfect titties?
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
>>532258756>snorted a few lines and went to sleepI believed your story until that part.
>>532259730This. Holy fuck. Guess that means OPs a faggot. I still enjoyed this thread.
>>532258756you FOOLnow you're CURSED with top ramen hair
>>532259851I had adhd and thats literally what I do with blow
>>532259730Sometimes it's the best fucking nap of your life after the 15 to 20 minute burst of energy. Sometimes you just spend three hours jerking it instead.
>>532258756Literally who??
>>532258756Q: Hey AI, is there a 4 seasons hotel in Tampa?A: no. There is currently no Four Seasons hotel in Tampa. The closest one is in Orlando.Nice story though, faggot.
>>532258756Greta and broccoli was better
>>532260047Newfag.
>>532260215is she vegan?i think that's part of the problemshe needs to eat meat and drink mlki mean milk
>>532260291Despite the massive breasts, I would still help load her onto a boxcar bound for a work camp. That’s what it means to be a knight
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