is he going to be ok
>>532271389centcom says he/her is fine
>>532271389
>>532271421
>>532271389the ejection seat isnt destroyed so it worked, probably is a pow being raped by aids niggers right now, but alive
>>532271758Nah. They will take good care of him if it actually happened. They need him A: for trading him B: for parading him around on tv
>>532271819C: for the raping
>>532271389Is the toilet operational??
>>532271389cuck chair lol
>>532272101oh nej
>>532271389What am I looking at?
>>532272339A dirty old chair from an airplane that the decimated IRGC claims came from an F35 or, in some versions of the story, an F15E. Most likely it came from a Soviet era passenger plane
>>532272482Cope
>>532272482F-15E Strike Eagle from the 494th Fighter Squadron of the US Air Force, demonstrated by Iran
>>532272482>>532272694If we have pilots down , invasion is imminent
>>532272339AI generated seat iran claims is from a jet they shot down
>>532272101>*record scratch* yup, thats me...youre probably wondering how I ended up dying in a desert
>>532271758The seat is destroyed, it's broken where the guys spine is supposed to be. The upright part is the seat
>>532271421sorry sweaty but it's pronounced she/her
>>532271389>Be pilot>Head west on foot>Survive on the little rations you stashed away in your pocket>Cross impossible-to-cross mountains>Drink from rivers>Hide from Iranians for week>Eventually make it to the border>Get bombed by Israel because you've lived your useful life and are no longer needed>Die for Israel
>>532272999KekChecked
>>532272774have fun>>532272785Kek
>>532272101
>>532271389Yeah, Iranians are very honorable and hospitable, he'll probably be treated according to the Geneva Conventions
>>532273117Hahaha
>>532271389Cuck chair ahahahaDied for Jews ahahaja
>>532272694that looks fake as fuck
>>532273368I assume he ain't dead, well could change the tides of warA simple american soldier rescue
>>532273368you're brown hahahahhaaha
>>532271389i hope not. i hope they torture all pow as americans did in Guantanamo. record it and send to family's for justice of the Innocent Murdered by mutts in Irak and ongoing. neo con pedophile Satanist need to live in constant fear and terror and there blood lines wiped out.
>>532271421*xe/xim is fine
>>532273429>>532273534Meme flag kike
>>532273686Waterboarding and insanitary conditions, he will be fine just rescue him faster
>>532273686you have to go backto syria
>>532273980you're brown
>>532272931>Muslims>civilizeda serb like you should know better
>>532274022sure so bad that the ICA rather delte all files and video's because the shit done is bad the punishment for deleting evidence is better then what would happen to them when it came out.
>>532274101>you're brownretard
>>532273686When you fight the demons and monsters, be careful to not become one of them. That pilot will be tried for the murder of hundreds of children and executed in an appropriate manner.
>>532272999>Yep, just turned into pink mist. he's just a pile of chewing gum laying like ten feet from the border.>No, I was in the latrine. The IDF guys said they had it under control. >Copy. Oh, and can you patch me over to my 300 pound latina wife, i need to make sure she isn't fucking the neighbors again.
>>532271389False and homosexual.
>>532271389*blocks your path*
>>532274101> middle> never a dull momentshe's not relaxing and loves it
How about this dude?Is he going to be okay?
>>532272831there is 0 blood or anything on it.
>>532275744Dutch people look different than I remember. Browner.
>>532275821Why would you expect blood on it? It didn't get destroyed in some evil villains lair with a comically huge buzz saw with the pilot still in it. It got vaporized in air and the pilot got throw kilometers from it to bleed out in a different patch of desert.
>>532274199Poor motherfucked is all I can say, that was an easy rescue they were willing to give him for not much
He will escape like Owen Wilson, except it will be from derka derkas rather than adidas serbs.
>>532272756Kek that plane is 30 years older than me at 34
>>532271421pronouns are actually was/airborne
>>532275960>It got vaporized in air and the pilot got throw kilometers from itthat process would leave bits and blood on the seat and it doesnt look like it got vaproized.
>>532273686Its crazy how much of /pol/ are just shitskins posting from western flags lmao. This place is a semitic dumping ground now, and yes, Syrians are semites
>>532271421Please God
>>532274389Wonderful comeback nafri, he was clearly over the target
For the injustice done to the middle east
>>5322761552/3rds of the sea is gone. The pilot is with the piece that he is strapped into and which got ripped out from this part. Again reality isn't a cartoon.
>>532276098thats pretty good
>>532276303And you're the expert on shot down jets now? If they aren't parading a pilot around dead then they clearly haven't found him.
>>532276064Best scene ever madehttps://youtu.be/ITwA9M2Qtcc
>>532271389I think he's going to be ok.
>>532276303>The pilot is with the piece that he is strapped into and which got ripped out from this partAh yes, the impacting force was extremely precise, ripped the seat in half, but left the pilot physically unharmed in a way that zero signs of injury are on the seat, correct?>Again reality isn't a cartoon.you are a clueless retard that has never seen a person die or seen the aftermath of a traumatic injury. If anything, people vastly underestimate how big even 0.5 liters of blood look.
>>532276465I didn't say they found him, I said that the is not in the image because he is obviously strapped into the other part of the seat that is not in the image or flung out god knows where. Which is obviously true. The point being that just because the seat is in 2 pieces doesn't mean that he bled out trough his pants in the millisecond that it took for the seat to rip in half.>>532276537Reality isn't a cartoon and the seat didn't get ripped in half by a cartoon buzz saw so yes I'm still correct.
>>532276435thanks mate
>>532273171They're arguing over who gets to pay his dinner bill rn
>>532276759>yes I'm still correct.no you are not, you are a clueless retard that should not speak confidently of things he doesnt understand. enough attention for you today.
>>532275880Maybe AI knows somethingGreat eye anon took me a while to figure it out
>>532276537i also am not an ejection seat expert but the pic shows an incomplete pilot's seat - if the plane exploded or came apart in the air at 500 mph i would not expect to see any blood due to the temperatures and forces involved PLUS the pilot is wearing a pressurized one piece jumpsuit with helmet that is there to keep all fluids (eg blood) contained within the suit system
>>532276925Concession accepted
>>532271389Isn't this the fat guy in a fedora who was disgusted by those normies wearing gym shorts?
>>532276966a physical force strong enough to rip apart a construction meant for insanely high forces (the seat and this apparantly ripped apart metal construction laying on the ground) would certainly be strong enough to rip apart the jumpsuit. The chance of this happening, the seat ripping apart like that, but 0 signs of injury of a human remaining on the seat, is astronomically unlikely - unless what we see is the desired outcome of the underlying engineering (designated break point) - could be possible in such a system.
>>532276997you ignored every single argument, only responded "life is not a cartoon" and declared yourself a winnergz
>>532276212Or maybe just maybe people are really tired of your shit.Your Hollywood pedo crew spend decades making people care about underdogs against impossible odds as a psyop for Israel, but it turns out kikes aren't underdogs, they are parasites that kill children with the weapons they get gift wrapped from the west and the Houthi actually embody the spirit of being underdogs far better. Your goy psyop backfired because kikes cannot understand human nature.
>>532272339Ein poopsharten in de sandorten
>>532271389if the pilot is female, she went from the ejection seat to the ejaculation seat
>>532277688Unironically they'll probably give her a hijab and the herpes medicine she can't afford in the USA
>>532271389He’s probably screwing some hot Iranian chick. Ruskie bro is jealous. :-)
>>532272831>The upright part is the seatIt's too long
Mods Sticky
>>532277827Maybe the pilot destroyed the seat internal mechanism to safeguard its technology then took a walk into the desert to wait for their own movie rescue.
>>532272999Check’d and thoroughly kek’d
>>532277884This
>>532277467>astronomically unlikelythis is where i disagree with you - i think it would be much much more likely for a pilot to be flung from a plane and his seat while they disintegrated and plummeted to the ground then to explode like a blood grenade
>>532278175>explode like a blood grenadeCan you make that argument without comical inerjection? Do you, cognitively, understand the difference between >0 signs of injury>a cartoonish blood explosiondo you know what 0.33L (that is a standard soda can) worth of blood look like on a fabric?
>>532278175>>532278312and if the heat was strong enough to "vaporize" the pilot (this doesnt quite happen, it looks like a vaguely human shaped pile of smashed and burned bones, courtesy of a Ukrainian Mig Fighter Pilot getting directly hit by an AA missile), then the seat would show signs of such heat exposure.it just doesnt check out. unless its an engineered breaking point.
I knew it would happen eventually and trading pilots will be the only way to end the war. Just a testament to how mogged Iranian AD was due to the widening tech gap that it took so long, i checked the wiki for gulf war 1 and the americans had over 2 dozen planes shot down
>>532271389I don't care any more about the american pilot than I do for the hapless ziggers being blown to bits by children's quadcopter toys.
is it just me or is the US military getting raped?>BEST O' DA BEST, THIR!!!!lmao, faggot goyim zogbotsAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
>>532277548Your arguments are made with cartoon logic, they are defeated by concluding that reality is not a cartoon. If you have real arguments I'm sure you would have presented them.
>>532274503Turning the other cheek and refusing righteous vengeance is how the Jews have destroyed the West. To worship the religions of semites is to worship moloch.You follow and worship a demon.
>>532278677>Your arguments are made with cartoon logic,No anon. I said "a single sign of human injury". You defaulted back to "cartoon". >Reality isn't a cartoon and the seat didn't get ripped in half by a cartoon buzz sawexplain to me, exactly, how you imagine a force that is strong enough to rip apart the seat leaves the pilot uninjured while he is sitting in it.Only feasible explanation is with engineered breaking point.No signs of injuryNo signs of extreme heatNo signs of intelligence or education on this board.
>>532278906Yes you argued with cartoon logic and I said reality isn't a cartoon. You are still doing it, reality still isn't a cartoon.
>>532278484Petrodollar status ?
>>532272999I would avoid drinking from rivers if I was him, until I'm desperate at least. You can become sick and suffer from diarrhea because of lack of immunization. Happened to me once when I travelled to another province, I felt like shit. Traveller's Disease I think they call it
>>532278980>Yes you argued with cartoon logic>explain to me, exactly, how you imagine a force that is strong enough to rip apart the seat leaves the pilot uninjured while he is sitting in it.how is this cartoon logic. are you braindead
>>532279112Because you pulled it out of a cartoon? Do I need to explain to you can't run on air until you look down as well?
>>532279199you are not genetically finnish.
>>532271965>tf>tp
Iran can't reach civilian infrastructure on US soil, but if they find the petite blonde zoomette first and keep her as a sex slave it would count as fair retaliation, correct?
>>532279112Pilot lands safely but still strapped Iranian forces aproach but can't get him to remove the straps himself they just rip the seat apart and take him prisionerSomeone took that picture and said haha we have a prisioner
>>532278401>0 signs of injury/break-away pointsit looks to me like the pilot's seat is pretty much snapped in two. i doubt it was designed to snap in two, but high explosive strapped to a rocket can snap just about anything in two. my theory is that when the seat snapped in two there would likely be some type of harness malfunction and the pilot was thrown from the wreckage - or perhaps he's still strapped into the other half of the seat.
>>532272101>fell award
>>532279505they cant remove the straps but can "just rip the seat apart" and then leave it standing like this. roger that.
>>532271389>is he going to be okI don't know, what does Polymarket say?
>>532279579The force being strong enough to juuuuust snap this thing in to but leave no signs of extreme heat or any human injury is extremely, astronomically unlikely. >muh explosions of blood>muh 0 visual evidence of injury
>>532273117Kek
>>532279106>Happened to me once when I travelled to another province,An Argie must have walked in it and contaminated it.
>>532275880>>532275744>>532276965wrong flag you dumbos
>>532271758Zutt zutt, in the butt
>>532279760again, this pilot was wearing a pressurized flight suit system - it's like wrapping yourself up in a thick rubber one-piece suit. so yes, i can believe its completely reasonable to expect there to be no blood on an ejection seat that came down with zero evidence of any type of existing restraint or harness system or a pilot on it.
>>532271758>>532271819>>532271965In theory. In practice peer pressure in mooslim countries is super strong ("we brothers") so you're going to get all possibilities at once.That means the raping and the parading around for the cameras and the demanding of money all at the same time until the new toy is broken.Then they all go to the cafe, smoke cigarettes and watch Premier League Soccer and think no more about it.
>>532280396>wearing a pressurized flight suit systemwe should all be wearing those if they protect us from forces that rip apart steel/titanium constructions.
>>532280538we should if our biggest concern is getting blood on the furniture
>>532273686holy fucking based
>>532271696Lol
>>532276212he's white as snow and you're a hooknosed curly haired slope browed prognathus having catfish mouthed beady eyed fucking KIKE
>>532271758Theyre going to get him to say the soldiers are against the war and dont want to die for Israel
MANPADS ACTIVEhttps://x.com/AryJeay/status/2040069214308815014
>>532273117kek
>>532280614its ok, whatever ripped the steel and titanium apart got stopped just short of the invincible flight suit rubber.
>>532273171They are far more than the US or Israel... i know your post was sarcastic but that's why you're an idiot
>>532271389>being an enemy pilot stranded in a country where they just bombed 160 school girlsspicy
>>532279645I dunno I wasn't there, just makes sense that they dismantled it
>>532281029>just makes sense that they dismantled itit makes sense they could not dismantle the straps but cut through the metal ez pez without even leaving evidence of something being worked on? they just happened to bring a Flex Saw? i dunno man
>>532271389Why does it look like it's been sitting there for 10 years?
>>532272999Pilot identified
>>532279106Well deserved fucking stinky backpacker, go back to your Villa, Santi.
>>532273686Relax Ahmed, go for a walk or something.
>>532281228>Why does it look like it's been sitting there for 10 years?a rocket went off below it and shot it out of a jet at 500mph before it tumbled back to earth and hit the ground from thousands of feet upwho ever found it propped it back up for the photo
>>532279891Eat shit, mohammud.
This conflict has been a disaster for trump and the US. The only ones enjoying it are jewish
>>532281228it's because it was paid with taxes, and thus is shit
>>532271389No, they'll never admit to having captured him and he's going to die a painful death for bombing them. At least he can die knowing the pain he feels and caused benefits some smelly jews somewhere that don't give a fuck about his golem arse.
>>532272999Kek those digits don’t lie
>>532276470That "sure about that?" audio in it sounds sus.
>>532281294So thats why he ditched Fishtank
>>532280767>dr euro i fell and think i broke my armwhere's the blood ? >no no i slammed it, i heard a crackbut where's the blood ? >please help me, look at my armthere's no blood >what ? duurrrrrrrrrr
>>532279106So you became officially a street shitter
>>532281906>dumb mutt nigger with no foreskin tries to drag the argument ad absurdum by saying a force breaking ones arm is equal to a force ripping apart a steel and titanium construction made to withstand forceyou lost, tranny.
>>532271389He might be in a little bit of trouble
>>532282082you suck at the internet
>>532272999>>532281294So he isn't escaping Iran, he's going TOWARDS Israel.
>>532276470Holy shit, been awhile since I've seen this movie. Forgot how intense that scene was.
>>532280504Idk kike, that sounds more like kike/kiksis behavior
>>532282228>I cant respond to any arguments in a meaningful way and therefor attack random other shit and pretend it wasnt a serious discussion anywayyou lost, tranny.
>>532272831the photo was taken from behind the seating position, it worked, the pilot lifved
>>532282438Reminds me of those backseat toddler chairs
>>532271421I didn’t even think about what might happen to them if it’s a female pilot…
>>532282432
How is /k/eddit taking this?
>>532272999Checked Such is the life for mutt golems
>>532276294>over the targetGo to bed BJ or BM or whatever your initials were you fat tranny
>>532282228Honestly anon... What makes you think a force strong enough to destroy some of the hardest metals out there isn't strong enough to rip apart whatever suit/human stood in its way? Most likely the pilot exited, left the seat, then the seat broke afterwards, otherwise you'd more than likely see human bits/blood smeared over the equipment.
>>532282757
>>532282271somehow movies were better when they had less technology to work with. now that whole scene would've been greenscreen slop/ completely synthetic.
>>532273117>I'm not owned. You didn't own me, I'm actually very calm rn.
>>532276470they filmed this shit kilometres away from me. we didnt have snow for first time in 100 years and they had to add it digitally
>>532283062!!
>>532283213
>>532282874i think such forces could liquify and evaporate a human body if they hit it right- what i am positing is that the type of kinetic destruction involved in a jet plane breaking apart due to explosion is utterly chaotic and very well may result in the pilot being ejected from his own ejection seat without his having bled on the seat. thats all i'm saying
>>532271389Yeah, of course. I watched the Hollywood movierino about this.
>>532283524>liquify and evaporate a human bodyyou are grossly understimating the heat required to evaporate bones.
>>532282669Would be ultimate propaganda if the Iranians got their most gigachad kasanova to consensually seduce the pilot if female. Then broadcast her being all lovey dovey with him on international outlets. That would be a more devastating blow than simple rag head gang rape.
nah they're fucked, heheheheh
>>532283333Damn that pussy STANK
>>532271389that seat doesn't look very ergonomic. do the mutt flybois have many back issues?
>>532271389Hope he get raped.
>>532271389Looks a little lost but he seems fine
>>532271389Every Iranian family which have lost their little girl wants a piece of him...literally.
>>532285471Imagine the benefits that patriot's going to get when he gets home
>>532272101Literally crying
>>532271389inb4 he's hannibal directive'd
>>532271421She/it
>>532271389cuckstoel
>>532272339Trump's cuck chair.
>>532287883Yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij
>>532271819Correct. The Iranian government isn't dumb enough to mistreat him, but the question is whether or not the government got to him before the citizens did.
>>532272694Paper mache prop, you silly sausage.
>>532272101kek
>>532271389There are delta teams all over the country just for instances like these.Theyve been okay every time so far, he will probably be just fine also.
/pol/ is so based nowadays that everyday is like christmas morning>>532272999>>532273117>>532273686
It reminds me of those old videos of captured soldiers, one in particular where they shot down a helicopter (I'm not quite sure if it was a combat helicopter or a cargo helicopter) and showed a wounded pilot being riddled with bullets
>>532276098On/foot
A picture of the pilot was posted on Telegram... It doesn't look good.
>>532271389Imagine being that coward running for his live after bombing civilian infrastructure
>>532273117>are you sure?
>>532279106Staying hydrated is more important than being sick next week.
>>532289006too soon, dude.
>>532289006>>532289529shes not dead her cheeks still have colour
>>532289006what the fuck man... really?
>>532272999Checked and keked
>>532272101SAVED
