Anyone else cry profusely today, thinking about the suffering of our Lord and Savior?
>>532276875no, he chose to die for my since. why should i be upset about it?
>>532276875Not a lord or a saviorHe voted for this
>>532276875I can't cry
>>532276875yes
>>532276875I cried profusely this morning after I took a shit so large I passed out. I woke up in severe pain and immediately went into the fetal position praying for the excruciating pain to end. An easter miracle occurred once I was able to wipe my ass. There was no feces on the toilet paper, only blood! Imagine my surprise and wonder not finding a speck of the massive bowel movement on the paper, just my anal blood. The blood is still dripping out my ass, like a rectal stigmata. Is this miracle recognized by the pope?
>>532277920Kek I love this place..
>>532276875>dies on a cross>comes back to life 3 days later and gets to be king of heaven foreverWhy do Christians think this is some huge sacrifice? Who wouldn't take this deal?
>>532276875No, but I'm getting drunk tonight in honor of Jesus.
>>532276875Lol no. I have in the past but that's when I actually cared. Now I hate God because he's a nigger
>>532276875Maybe he should have fought the Pharisees instead of turning his cheeks like a cowardly bitch
