>Fewer UK adults posting on social media, Ofcom findshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgqk718l4neo
wibba yerburysomeone make that wibba yerbury
real news:https://vocaroo.com/180QVTXzdKGq
>>532280922make weebo starmer
cauldron went to study under yerburyafter being destroyed in a debate
>>532281064get over it mate yer meme's ancient, yesterday's news.
>>532281275you cant ignore wigger starmer
>King Charles refuses to give an Easter messageTraitorous wretch.
>>532281275>meme*gimmick
>>532280922>grebonow that's a subgenre i haven't heard in a while>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqGzBqPnNBk
>type wigger starmer into google>this comes upKEK even google can recognise greatness when it sees it
>mugs don't come with Easter eggs anymoreOur standard of living is slowly getting shitter
giga starmer
>>532281346who? I'm more into the hot new sound of grebo mate
>>532281763>grebois that what zoomers put on their chips for din dins
>>532281855I'll chip you
Rabbit owns you Elmer
>>532281350him and Starmer must have been given orders to escalate to get the British to react
>>532281914you will never bungyou will never kak
Right wing populist movement?
>>532282218he should have drove it over all those muslims praying in birmingham
goth starmer
>>532281962I'm a freeman on the land take your 5g and fuck off go on piss off gangstalking prick I'll magna carta your arse into next weeks papers yeah
>>532282426aura
wigger starmer is like an event horizononce youve seen it you get sucked in and there is no escape at all, ever
Business idea: compresed breadMore calories per cm2
business idea: oxygen bread balloon loaffor hungry divers
>>532281536thread theme: https://youtu.be/Nz2F4cUDCYE
>>532282397https://youtu.be/fiYXNaQ4Fbg?si=bKb72Pcu6IBn1aFv
>>532280922>>532281064>>532281591>>532282397Is the joke that he is so posh that it would annoy him to be portrayed as belonging to these common subcultures?
Business idea: goth starmer
>>532283162its just one little yid samefagging
what about chav starmer
>>532283076
>>532283239Ah, alright then. Thank you
gooner starmer
>>532283482no problem
>>532283005based
>>532283386
scarface godfather: "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the ukie rent boys"
Kheer Sharma
lmaorofl, even
Saw a 400lb troon on a train wearing a Deltarune muumuu
>>532284259lmao
>>532284730Deltatroon
>>532284730didn't know your dad was a gamer
Imagine thinking this picture is real they are taking us for mugs
>>532285829classic
>>532285829Kekbdoes this spastic come round here still?(Bogdan, not josh)
roadman starmer
>>532285975he were having a meltdown at silly o clock this morning about a lad loving his parents.
Off to Bargain Booze lads. Anyone want anything?
>>532282218I don't understand what populist is anymoreHe's started to say we need to sacrifice bennies on the altar of the triple lock
absolute state of this /b/ thread on /pol/kek
'chad' rupert lowe is lame we all love wigger starmer meme
>>532285686looks flat to me
Business Idea: Fray Bentos pizza, 25 minutes and it's done.
>>532286329rupert crashed out over the indian question and sucking yank dick while chud starmer is telling the yanks to fuck off he's not sending young british lads to die for israel
business idea: sell things for more than you bought them for
>>532286016kek that one is pretty good tbqhbut this one is better :)
>hurr durr israel badget a new script shills
I was over at my dad's house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a pretty rural area of a Conservative state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby bars. It's the kind of place that farmers and the working class go to unwind with a cold one and to catch some rays whilst watching baseball.Keir Starmer was on the TV and the local gun-owning farmer said,"You know what? He ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up to Russia again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Starmer the Charmer has got my vote in '29."I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I even heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Damn straight" from the men around me.There was but one lone dissenter: a Tory Boy"B-b-but the taxes!!" he protested in his nasally voice"Whatevs" said our village gay farmer, Grabba. "Cause of Ser Keir I can live, laugh, and love for once"The men began to boo the Conservative and gesticulate in agreement with Grabba"This is like another Charlie Kirk!" he shrieked as he began to flee. We all cheered as soon as he finally slithered out of the front door. It was incredible."Sir Keir is bringing us all together. THAT, my friends, truly is National Renewal" opined old man Jenkins (a WW1 vet) as we all said "Hear hear!" and lifted up our budweisers in a toast
>>532286108So same as it was a few years ago. Boggy really keeping up the same script lol this time. Fuck me. Link?
>>532286677dying for isntrael.... akshually le... good?
>>532284685best onemight have a go at making my own later. do we like AI slop in brit/pol/?
>>532287032who said die
>>532286659All /pol/ can do is cope with saying Jews actually tricked whites into accepting their own replacement or that whites are just kind enough to be enslaved (wtf, lol?). Either way, if Jews control whites, then they are objectively superior and there is little that can be said to prove this somehow isn't the case.White supremacists are just too low IQ to realize their own "ethnic superiority" logic can easily be used against them in more ways than one, essentially proving they are no the superior race. Maybe if they got rid of the "Jews control the entire world!" myth, their logic would take them somewhere, but then they would have to take responsibility for their own failures, which is a big no for this kind of people. Oh well, I guess there is a reason why right-wing is always on the losing side historically.
Turns out the jeet that rammed into a load of people was here on a student partner visa. Not dodgy at all like.
>>532287128Iranians dont buy up mass property in my city to then kick the inhabitants out to rent to niggers.Just saying
>>532287208yeah but you ethnically cleansed london matesay it loud and proud
>>532287240They probably do
Might start learning Polish
>>532284259howling
>>532287337But do you know who does?You guessed it
>>532287341no point, they all speak English in poland.
>>532281536Basedhttps://youtu.be/gmD08Na5VKI
>>532287395Jeets?
not like this ameribro's not like this
he's done us
>>532287582A housing agency based in Israel does that to my city. So yeah, I would like to support the Iranian war effort in any way possible
>>532287631britain isnt much better
>>532287734>whataboutism Holy cope
going to start a woodchipper collection
>Iran threatened to bomb American AI centersIt's fucking over for Israel, Iran now has the support of gamers
>>532287734no, i dont believe we do pardon convicted jewish scammers
still creasing at "droopy dreidel" ngl lmao
>>532286807https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/532249391/
>>532287314notice how mogged he is, he does not reply to this post as he is acutely outwitted and brazenly mogged by a couple of words vs his worthless jewish verbal diarrhoea
>>532288507>>532287798you cant be serious
>>532286150Once Rupert is finished destroying Reform, hopefully he’ll merge Restore Britain into the Conservative Party and unite the right before the next election. I like Rupert, but Kemi is very impressive and would make an excellent PM. Rupert also speaks very highly of her, so hopefully this was always the plan. He’d make a great junior minister in Kemi’s Home Office.
>>532288751would you care to link an article where we pardoned convicted jewish scammers?
>he lost the other thread so he made a new one and spent all afternoon samefagging itHoly fucking shit what a fucking loser hahahaha
>>532288898In this anon's mind, Olukemi is his mummy.
helloooooo brit/pol/
Who's the fit bird on sky news at the moment in the red outfit
fucking hell youtube's recommending me some right creepy shithttps://youtu.be/1rv_WjQEoIo
>>532288987do you "win" a lot of threads? is that really important to you?
projection seethe, not very groovy man
>>532285975oh mate, he went through a phase of spamming csam from a proxy a while back, he's never not been here shitting the place up in one form or another
>>532288620>>532289570This is what alcohol, jewish genes and no sex do to a nigga
>>532289549incredible... indredible
>>532289723aye, most of the hate directed @rJosh (alri la) was revealed to be the polish nonce as well. pretty much everyone gets on with the former when the latter isn't here
>Iran shot down US fighter jetsIT'S HAPPENING
>>532289906didn't that literally happen like two weeks ago and the pilot crash landed in kuwait?
This nigga so mad he made a new thread to run away to, what a bitch ass faggot. Id say he was wasting his life but his life is already completely worthless, holy shit there isn't a bigger loser on the fucking planet.Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahjahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
>>532290125you're acting like the raped
>>532289570I'm assuming this is him too:>>532290125>Repeatedly Seething about trivial shit for no reason Fits
fisherman starmer
>>532290032No, this is new, just happened
>>532290222might be yeah, not long got in, will have a butchers at whats been going on when I've settled down x
>>532290125imagine this done in by grebo starmer ffs it's just a bit of fun mate
Lib Dem leaflet in the post with one page focusing solely on "phones in schools" with the B and C stories being local environment and the high street. And then a supplementary leaflet berating the former Tories for trying to build houses. God how boring.And then government junk about heat pumps.
HhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahHahjahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha
>>532283162its an anti joke its spam and annoying
you can tell i'm not seething because i said hahahahahahah
uh-oh melty
>>532290349no I don't mean this particular instance, I mean wasn't there another instance then too?there was a video all over social media of a female pilot landing in kuwait after being shot down and the kuwaitis rolled up to help because they're friendly to the US
>sincerely funny high-effort new 4chan culture made the glowpakis seethe so hard they pinched the thread off and sent the bots to t'other one mid-way throughshambolic and humiliating for the British wigger establishment>>532281064kek, saving this vocaroo and blasting it on my car speakers
>>532280922>EMFYou're Unbelievable
>Iran offers a reward for the capture of the US pilots that landed in IranIt's fucking happening, Iran will have American pilots as hostages
>>532290675Yes, but this was shot down over Iran and the pilots parachuted and landed in Iran. They're searching for the pilots now.
bigger starmer
Jnonce pantomime samefagging spamming hours again eh?
vigorous and unshirking in here LMAOLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIGOROUS AND UNSHIRKING WIGGER STARMER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532290870ah yeah the hostage scenario is new, thats bigwasn't being a cock, just wanted accuracy
>>532290886everyone gets on with him when dogscran's not here apparently
>>532290874Pigger Starmer
Samefagged the whole thing, huddled with himself in his escape thread, talking to himself over and over, hoping the performance would soothe his raging insecurities and he's calling a meltdown from someone else!!! oh my oh no no no no no no no, this nigga chalked
>>532290980It's all good, fren, no hostility from me either.
>>532291001yeah yeah he a good boy he is , innocent of everything he is. it was all bogdan it was he never did nuffin he didn't his sock puppets will confirm
>>532290886malding
Josh is my favorite poster
>>532291069don't have a cow man
the starmer posting was funny 2 years ago
>>532291081
>>532291282mmmm boy
>>532291271
>>532281064>The year is 2026, and conflict is on the horizon. >The British establishment, led by the vigorous and un-shirking Prime Minister Wigger Starmer, are facing down a new threat. >Across the Atlantic Ocean, deep within the bowels of Microsoft HQ, Saint Floyd has been resurrected and cybernetically augmented with Hyper-Proscenium (?) Fent Reactor technology.>Prime Minister Wigger Starmer has been informed by his crack team of Ukrainian rent-boy quangos that the Hyper-Proscenium enhanced George Droyd has challenged him via TikTok to an MMA match in the ring outside the White House. >To prevent what would likely be fatal Izzat loss and aura mogging, Wigger Starmer must now venture from Economic Zone Number Seven to Economic Zone Number Thirty-One and face down his ultra-high-tech foe. >A clash of fates - two titans duking it out for all the world to see. >Will the Hyper-Proscenium Droyd win out, or will the sheer rizz of Prime Minister Wigger Starmer mog the sissy submissive black-bottom robo-boy? >Find out in two more weeks. >He is still seething about not being able to understand Wigger Starmer BTW. >You are so mad, you low IQ little bitch.Absolute. Fucking. CINEMA!No wonder the seethe KEK!
>>532291081>>532291271
>>532288898>Kemi is very impressive and would make an excellent PM
caption it
>>532291888>my mother was a grool maker
>>532291888starmerjak
>>532291888Bogdan Starmer
>>532280922theme tune for Grebo StarmerThe Last White Boy in New Crosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bge-YbKLnI8
MIGA on the ropes.
How do we stop the white english menace
>>532292104was drawing the dogs puckered arsehole really necessary?
Prime Minister Kemeed's Reggae Reggae Feet and Seat
>>532292075starmer usm
ho-lee-fuckepic gaming sound comboskullcandy jib earphones for outputwith me razer kraken headphones attached to me desktop, output disabled but input enableddoesn't get much better than this
>Increasingly these encounters result in a mixed race child, a new surname and a happy future
>>532292264What's his point? There are dickheads everywhere. The point is we shouldn't be going out of our way to import boatloads of them.
>>532292584fake, theres plenty of damning stuff that is real, no need for fakes
>>532292594I think he's trying to make the point that 2 out of the countless White men he encountered today were a bit rowdy so we should swing open the floodgates
off for a jogback in a bit suckershttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=IfpMknlL-pg
>>532292584>quasi-consensual
>>532292666X believes itX doesn't care it was from April 1st
so is brit/pol/ really just GCHQ bots like some are claiming or did the collective brit/pol/ consciousness authentically decide to abandon last thread in favour of this one?v strange behaviour in this general as of late
>>532292825more like kwasi
>>532286108He also loves mens rectums and genitals
>>532293330KEK at the kip of him
>>532293330I thought gays were meant to be big into their appearance and looking after themselves?
>A 14-year-old boy shot dead in south-east London has been named as Eghosa Ogbebor.>Officers received reports of a shooting on Lord Warwick Street, Woolwich, at about 15:40 BST on Thursday. The boy was treated by paramedics but died at the scene. His family has been informed, the Met said.>Two boys, aged 14 and 16, and an 18-year-old man have been arrested on suspicion of murder.So not news then as expected
Greta Vindicated once again
Remember to vote Conservative in May
>>532293124>no replieslol
Unc's shit himself again
>>532293700if only he had said his own name, the perpetrator would start floating
>>532293124im a dindins bot
>>532294168Imagine if that HBO Harry Potter series made a joke like that.>"What is your name, boy?">"Eghosa Ogbebor, sir">turns into a newt
it's indelibly etched kek
wigger saucepan
>>532293934>Greta must go>who must go?
>>532294543KEK
>>532286526I like Rupert but realistically he won’t win more than his own seat at the next election. His party standing everywhere could also let the Greens in. I think he’s sensible and knows this, so I’m hoping he backs down and folds Restore into the Conservatives nearer the time.
Why are the rightoids so fucking retarded? My goyim fatigue is reaching levels that were previously thought not to be possible.
>>532293934>be rich country with blessed with all the mineral resources you need to make solar panels and batteries, a skilled population and so much sunlight it gives people cancer>economy runs mainly on diesel and coalAre Australians retarded?
>>532294543that's just pre-malone
>>532288591still creasing a "floppy floppo" ngl
>>532294932LMFAO
>>532294769>>532294932>>532295053what do you think? maybe i should embrace the wigger aesthetic. I reckon i'd look good based on that
>>532295043>>532288591Why are you talking about men's genitals to a room of men?
>2 threads up for hours, neither anywhere near post limitCongrats. You've finally killed brit/pol/.
>>532295194I thought that was brit/pol culture, talking about arses and willies all the time.Pardon me.
>>532294932Kek
happy ramadan or whatever
>>532295643That can't be right, no one is that retarded to let that slip by.
>>532295643Pensions aren't bennies though! You get what you paid in!
Slavwog still talking about dicks as usual
Still creasing @ "me legs can't carry me that far" 1 mile walk lmfaooo poor gobby no legs
>>532295901Tell that to Kanja Club
The ancient chinese proverbs spoke of this
>>532295167but with a welsh vibekappa trackies and old skook nike air max treads
>>532293124>Punjab bicycle on the train track desolate>Will manure make a man of me yet?>When in his brahmin cow>This brahmin man>Why pamper life's complexity>When diarrhea runs smooth>On the shitting street?>I would go rape tonight>But I haven't got a girl to scare>This man said It's gruesome>That someone with aunties should care>A jumped up jammy boy who never knew his place>He said redeem the codes>He knows so much about benchods>He knows so much about benchods
>>532283005Please share the prompt for this masterpiece
>>532295806Because it's by design
>>532295979kek
>>532282397Starmsnep?x)
>>532296287>>532296287>>532296287new
>>532295901Why are tory boys suddenly seething about pensioners after they voted for Dishy Rishi’s quadruple lock? If Nige pledged to scrap the triple lock yesterday, today they’d be gleefully retweeting Dan Hodges’ latest column about the absurd political suicide of Reform.
>>532296108Kek
>>532296193>realistic image of keir starmer dressed like the members of gaye bykers on acid
>>532296320>new at 208 posts
>>532296689he's been thread splitting all day to push his shit gimmick
>>532296689He's forcing the meme again.
tantrum?
>>532292268Yes of course.Did your eyes immediately magnet to it?
>>532297250no i dont think it was necessary at all
fuck off Stephen you're not welcome here
>>532296446You're right it would be weird for a tory boy to post that, maybe you should reflect on this.
Need to come up with a name for my company. Want it to be something really cool sounding, but timeless. Any ideas?
hows the petrol situation where you all are? some arguments at stations here and locals saying online that NHS workers should get first access kek
>>532297666Nice trips
>>532297666how bout 'The Swan & Pedo'
>>532280922That how you censor people. The UK is fucking shit and I am glad the colonialist shot those British fuckers in their faces until they ran away like the bitches they are.
>>532297312Why not? Are you offended?It's a realistic image, why wouldn't you draw a dog's arsehole?
>>532298080it kind of contributes to the grimy image the artwork is going for on reflection
>>532297666Doing what?
>>532297666php residual solutions
>>532298172>reflectionMust be tough for you.
>>532299166hoo you got me there boss haha
