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>>532287371I WANT TO FUCK A HOOKER IN THE ASS
>>532287371List of confirmed brown postersDominican early baker obsessed with baking the thread - genuine mutt 30% blackNetherlands Russia supporter - confirmed to be nafri or arab from chug thread selfieMoroccan 80iq aislop spammer - confirmed nubian black jewish IsraeliteSerbian poster that hates America for bombing his uncle - 50% Turkish dnaNorwegian poster than constantly post about how everything is an American warcrime - confirmed to be a fat Syrian refugee womanEgypt poster - confirmed from selfie to be an ancient alien-human hybrid with homoerotic tendencies towards IRGC spokesman Bangladesh - they are from Bangladesh and they died recently when their bus fell into a riverMuslim memeflag namefag - eternally seething Shitraqi
how will trump react if they start parading captured pilots on tv lads
comfy day of events so far
FUCK ISRAEL
>>532287371So, two pilots MIA? Is that official? Fucking lmao>mfw America is proven to be a paper tiger
Vibe checkWhat's your opinion on America and American tourists now?I denounce the talmud
Apologize
Air defense status?
>>532287445very comfy indeed
>>532287419>they're losers, the smallest, ugliest losers of all time>we are better off without them
>>532287405Where am I in that list. I'm black, 100% bantu/Caribbean dna
>UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF THE CAPTURE OF THE PILOT>> UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF THE CAPTURE OF THE PILOT >UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF THE CAPTURE OF THE PILOT>> UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF THE CAPTURE OF THE PILOT >UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF THE CAPTURE OF THE PILOT>> UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF THE CAPTURE OF THE PILOTHERE IS THE VIDEO.
>>532287405There's a German turk too
HOREY SHIT U GUISE!it's /r/guys Jiang and Tuckerand they're talking about how to nuke the dorrah!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSawvfrBgI8
>>532287419He doesn’t like people who get captured
>>532287419Have a shart and try to get that propaganda dude struck with a tomahawkThis man chimps out when he sees things on TV. If he isn't getting Fox News levels of glazing he hates it.
>>532287493Yes, it has international news coverage.Iran has promised $60000 reward for capturing them alive.
>>532287534Obvouisly working if they downed a plane
>>532287534The jet probably had mechanical issues lol
What's he thinking?
>>532287522this nigga has a literal neck pussy
>>532287522We should have listened. Now it’s too late.
corr imagine if they execute the pilot on live TV
Japan is invited to the Hormussy Party
>>532287578>6 million? in wartime europe? the logistics sounds ambitious
MORE ZOG BIRDS ARE EMERGENCY LANDING: >Another U.S. refueling plane was targeted >kike news channels released a picture saying a refueling plane took off from the occupied territories to join the fight against Iran, but half an hour later, it had issues and requested an emergency landing.
>>5322875733 dudes?
>>532287603How many trillions is that in Iranian currency
>>532287419>Fake news, its AI. They probably voted Kamala anyways
>>532287371If you anti american fucks dont stop supporting iran in these threads im going to fork a new general and it will be way more popular than this one.
>>532287573This video looks very suspicious. Its just an indescript guy in a field.
>>532287573someone said this was from the india v pakistan thing a some years ago
>>532287676That’s enough to capture one manlet mutt. AK-47’s rules over zog
>>532287603>Iran has promised $60000 reward for capturing them aliveI'm flying to Iran rn, who's with me?
>>532287709migger fork my anus
>>532287719I need anons to check if it’s new or old. Im not convinced too.
>>532287632Interviews after torture is more likely. Pilot shitting on Trump and calling him a pedo would be more funny.
>>53228768479147500000 Iranin rialI don't know how their "toman" system works
idk who is running his account but they're good fun
>>532287709You won't be able to come up with a name as fun as /pig/
>>532287573fake as fuck lmao
OH NO NO NO NO
>>532287724Hmmmm it could… it looks like Kashmir's…
ITS OVER THEY GOT THEM IN THE LAST SECONDTRUMP DID A HOLLYWOOD RESCUE> Western source: One of the American crew members was successfully rescued.https://x.com/AmitSegal/status/2040086910735929658
If that pilot was captured by Artesh or IRGC he should be good BUT IF THAT WAS BASIJ CHUDS THAT GOT HIM IT'S CRANING TIME!!!!
Eurocucks will pay for their disobedience
>>532287638they had to pay them most likely
>>532287745Sorry, a mossad agent operating undercover already captured him and took the money
wouldn't the strait being open to everyone but the americans and kikes will relieve the pressure on the golems because despite of the dollar taking a hit from more oil being traded in yuan it will ultimately stabilize the oil prices and won't hold the whole worlds economy as hostage?
>>532287709we will just mass report it you stupid migger nigger
>>532287772Even if its new its extremely easy to fake. Why would the pilot be in a field? He's probably hunched down beneath a fallen tree or something like that.
>>532287573the rest of the video is on pornhub
>>532287684Bout three hamburgers, an Usb‑c lightning charger, and a plate of piping hot Tahdig rice.
>WE SHOT DOWN AN F35!!!>ok it was actually an F15...>BUT WE CAPTURED THE PILOT>ok we didnt actually capture the pilot...>BUT WE SHOT DOWN ONE OF THE RESCUE HELICOPTERS>ok we didn't actually shoot one down...Yikes.>>532287831>>532287783Uh oh the bots forgot to coordinate
>>532287850Uh oh someone is getting freighter loads of Indians and refugees, faily
>>532287850HOLY BASED DENMARK
>>532287836Where is the navigator ? F-15 is a 2 seater
>>532287783>>532287831Your discord really needs to coordinate better
>>532287850lmao, some liberal white euro-literally-who leader has more balls than the US statehope she isn't suicidial
>>532287783Any chance its really him?
Are there any photo journalists in Iran right now? Who are they?I want to see absolute cinema of this war, something like the Bang Bang Club from South Africa, or the Magnificent Eleven from D-Day, etcI think just like in the other cases they should make a photobook or a movie about this war in Iran called: "The Bang Bang Magnificent Eleven Years Old Club"
>>532287573Is his the guy who dropped the bombs on the little girls primary school?
>>532287675Perhaps this is connected to reports of AD fire out of Syria. Daraa bros taking pot shots with old Soviet SAMs maybe
>>532287911The EU wants to import 20 MILLION Indians
>>532287849If he gets caught its going to be basij. Theres no chance the IRGC has people in the sticks like that.
>>532287787/Arab/Americans rage against browns
>>532287866>the fucking jews used their access to american equipment to pinpoint his location and steal all the shekelsTypical.
>>532287519Cordial, turning to hate if they're MAGA hats, frenly if they show a 4club card.
>>532287573It's a jeetHave you €ever_ posted anything here that didn't turn out to be fake or wrong? lmao
>>532287522Too late, rip Amerikkka
When they make a movie about this distraction, who will play Maverick?Will Iceman have tits?The Goose is loose!JESTER'S dead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol_uB5niACQ
>>532287993Yes, that’s exactly what the Iranians were saying. A/D from Syria. That’s the one
>>532287943nah if you look at his old posts the style is completely different, its his account but i guess the PR department are the ones running it
>>532287954>Are there any photo journaliststhat profession died out pretty much as soon as Big Tech stuffed a 12 MP camera in every cheap af mobile phone. now any retard can take a decent photo of a dead peasant
>>532288019Thanks. Now it’s confirmed not happening.
>>532287371AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>532288019Im convinced the moroccan is mossad at this point, its like he goes out of his way to post shit that will blow up in his face minutes later
>>532287836>>532287937Maybe thats why there were two helicopters?
>>532287709that's craaaaazy
>>532288123he is.
NYT citing sources: The second American pilot is alive inside IranHAHAHAHAHHA
>>532287709Fine, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.
>>532288095>that profession died outWrong.
>>532287998Lol Lmao thenRIP BOZOhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=E8fkuQyZZ8k
>>5322881071 in Qeshm and 1 in Khuzestan. 2 men in each.
>>532287709On one hand we should have two different generals, one for based people like myself and one for fags like yourselves. But I do love the discussion, coping, seething, and general shenanigans in here. I would learn more in here than in the respective echo chambers if the threads split.
>>532288123Nobody believes you Eglin faggotsYou're a bunch of out of shape POGs larping as God knows what you fantasize about being because even your own countrymen are cheering for you to get ACKed
>>532287849The area is rural. It would be like crashing in bumfuck West Virginia. There are only chud militias and inbred tribesmen so he is probably dead
>>532287850Kikesisters it's over
>>532288176Oh well if they know where he is why don't they just go bring him home?
>>532288227Thats a lot of words just to seethe
Axios confirming one pilot rescued>BREAKING: One of two crew members of a U.S. fighter jet that was shot down over Iran was located and rescued by U.S. special forces and the search for the second is ongoing, sources tell Axios.https://x.com/axios/status/2040094901346463797
>>532288227JACKIE CONFIRMED FEDPLANT GF!!!!
>>532287850Nice, they can join France and Japan in the pool party.
>>532288227>a leaf is madOh no...
>>532288223see this is why the internet is dead and people don't know it yet. all it is is boomer brained faggots wanting to find their echo chamber where they can voice vile stuff and sink into their depravity
>>532288278>search for the second is ongoing,he's dead or captured. it's night time in iran now
>>>532287371 Yah(יָהּ), bless Israel. Yah(יָהּ), bless European-Americans. Yah(יָהּ), bless the European Union. >Amen(אָמֵן).
>>532287782Holy shit. How do these people put price tags on things and print reciepts? There probably entire industries built around adding an extra zero to things and hoping you don't catch it
>Fox News: The US Army will soon speak regarding the crew of the F-15 aircraft that crashed in IranBOOTS IN THE GROUND GOY
Where’s the pilot donnie
Hey im going to go fishing, can you pause the happenings until I get back?
>>532287573https://www.reddit.com/r/IndiaSpeaks/comments/1mv7ndm/another_video_that_was_circulated_in_pakistan/lmao, video is Pakistani pilot being apprehended that happened in their scuffle with India.
>>532287419>not my problem
>>532287519If they are GIs they are legitimate targets, so they better stay the fuck at home.We don't want them here.Civilians who pass the 85+IQ benchmark test by having never supported Trump are still welcome.But your low IQ degenerate human-shaped genetic debris called "Miggers" - keep your garbage in your shithole country. The US is Europe's subhuman dumping ground. Always has been. No need to change that now; to the contrary.
A fighter went mega viral worldwide after stopping a Palestinian and making him do an advertisement for his business. He was dismissed from the reserves: hundreds of thousands of shares called on the IDF to dismiss the soldier in the last 24 hours, his photo, website, and full name have already been exposed by pro-Palestinian activists on social networks, and some are demanding his arrest by an international warrant for war crimes. The IDF issued a statement shortly ago: "The incident is taken very seriously. Upon learning of the case, the fighter was treated by his commanders and immediately suspended from service."
>>532288370These pilots can evade for days.
>>532288266What even weapons do the tribals have, muskets? I wonder what a last stand against them would look like
Zog media : >According to CBS & Israeli Channel 14, 1 of the 2 crew members of the downed F-15E by Iran, has been rescued by the US.>The 2nd crew member is yet to be found. According to some sources, the 2nd crew member was captured by Iran.
>IRAN'S ENERGY GRID IS GETTING PERMANENTLY DISABLED AFTER MARKETS CLOSE IN 4 HOURS.Not my problem. Enjoy being the Somalia of West Asia you dumb niggers.
>>532287522fags are still coping agout this man despite Iran proving him right as we speak
>>532288278how can you find one but lose the other
>>532288383The objective of the war is now to rescue a downed f15 copilot from a bunch of goat herders in western Iran
>>532288396We got that resolved here : >>532288019
>>532288176For nowLet's see how long he can play hide and go seak with an MRE, 24 Hours of water and a Colt 1911If he is smart...he will find someone and tell them they will be rewarded millions for housing him
>>532288084Its a cope, but people write and speak differently depending on the setting and their audience. Its not unbelievable his style changed because the war cause a sudden shift in who he is trying to appeal to
>>532288278One each seems like a fair outcome.
>>532288469Pretty sure they parachute separately after ejection.
>>532288376I don't really know, probably they use tomanshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_tomanIn Vietnam the bills just had the valuehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_đồng1 USD = 26340 vietnamese dong
>>532287522>>532288468qrd?
>>532288445How tf does this happen? Dudes on Toyotas finding one guy at the same time Black Hawks land to get the other guy in the same general area?
>>532287419It's a good thing we have conveyed we will also treat IRGC PoWs with respect and dignity. There's nothing we've said that would imply otherwise.I'm sure if our pilots are found, the IRGC will extend this courtesy, as we would any captured enemies.America has been nothing but loyal to the Geneva Conventions.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>532288107Whats the plan of Centcom always denying this. They only lose credibility
>>532288095So as I thought, but no, this is not true. When you have a professional camera people trust you more, with just a phone you won't be able to get close enough
>>532287954>>532288095And obviously the "journalist" cover doesn't fool anyone anymore. That's why israel kills and capture any journalist they see, real or not, they wouldn't care less because THEY created that psyop figure/agent, so they should know. Journalism is just a propaganda tool invented and controlled by jews.
>>532288459It’s good friday markets aren’t open not the one that matters
>>532288459Markets are closed today.
>>532288524Im sure these pilots have several trackers on them. If they were captured we'll have special forces in the area soon (spec ops already got the 1st)
>>532288493>we got that resolved>I posted fake shit again and got called out for itftfy
>>532288441We saw videos of gewehr 98s shooting at the c-130 and helicopters so probably probably just light stuff
>>532288368Yeah it's sad really. I feel like it started with video games having servers where expansion maps rotated in frequently kicking everyone out that didn't have the expansions like BF2.
>>532288515I hope the IRGC captures him, drumpf image would be totally destroyed
>>532288562They ejected but depending on say the wind, they could be 20 miles from eachother
>>532288562They keep saying "downed", which likely means mechanical malfunction. A lot of our shit is old as fuck and not up to being used so much lol
>>532287620That would appear to be the second "mechanical issue" within less than 24 hours.Did US hire its maintenance crews in Pussia?
This war is gay now.
>>532288515It might be a female pilot though, right?I just got home so out of touch. Thought i heard earlier one of the pilots was female.
>>532288562one of them might have been injured so he hid somewhereother guy went out for help
>>532288590>They only lose credibilityFentcom never had any
>>532288612Which part of “unconfirmed” you did not understand, and even CBS said other sources said the navigator was captured :>>532288445
>>532288589You reckon he made a comical *GULP* sound when he realized the implications of having larped that particular larp?Like to think that he did.
going to the shop for drinks and snacks, do any of you want anything?
>>532288676See >>532288669Shits old lol
Look I don’t believe that there are two pilots and they magically find one but not the other
>>532288687good theory.
>>532287405>List of confirmed brown postersYou got some balls, pajeet.
>>532288679Always was
>>532288669That's probably what happened.
>>532288685If it's a QT imma take her back to my place and make her some eggs
>>532288669This is you? new levels of /k/ope holy fuck hahahahahah
>>532288610>Markets are closed todaymeaning what? what are the happening options?
>>532288753Maximum /k/ope
>>532288388This guy just blessed the world with this. Single-handedly delayed doomsday by at least ten years.
WHY WHEN I GET HYPED FOR A HAPPENING EVERYTHING ENDS UP TURNING OUT FAKE AND GAY??? I WANTED CAPTURED PILOTS AND THE DEMIURGE RESCUES THEM TO SPITE ME????
>>532288562The rescue team was probably dispatched before the plane even crashed. The longer it takes, the harder it is to do a normal rescue like they did with the other guy. And theres also the whole thing about the crashed helicopter we dont know about. Maybe it was one of the redundancy for the first guy, maybe not. Maybe it never crashed at all. We dont know.
>>532288679War is a profoundly gay activity.
>>532287850good to see that euros still have some sovereignty left compared to our occupied country
>>532288123He is. Nobody can be this retarded. The malaysian monkey is a mossad agent.
>>532288685If the missing pilot is female it's guaranteed rape o'clock
>>532288676Shrodinger's super power. Simultaneously the bestest strongest military in the entire history of the universe but also flying around in 40 year old airframes ready to break apart at any given moment.
>>532288766I dont use twitter because im not brown or a zoomer, so no im not the literal who you posted
>>532288685Imagine having to pay locals to get your pilots back that were shot out of the sky
>>532287850Denmark solidifying their Lego alliance with Iran
>>532288775It gives trump 3 days to do something instead of two before traders rip the face off the world.
>>532288796>Iran literally pounding Israel with missiles as we speak>but it's become background noise, so we've reverted back to "nothing ever happens".
>>532288702those people wouldn't be who they are and where they are if they were capable of self reflection like that
>>532288724Dead or captured then..
>>532287519Stop posting this you dumbfuck
>>532288669Clearly it was an issue with the laundry room
>>532288803>And theres also the whole thing about the crashed helicopter we dont know about. I think that was fake because it didn't have the refueling nose.
>>532287569GrossBetter luck next life
Kek
>>532288908I CAN ONLY FOCUS ON ONE.HAPPENING.AT.A.TIME
>>532288423if you don't know, and even though i rarely go outside chug on pol I haven't seen anyone mention or post aboit it, but there is a website called breakingthesilence . org . is which has tens of thousands of testimonies by idf oficers and boots alike regarding various war crimes they regularly take part in. It used to have a . il (or is i forget the domain for Pissrael) but the kikes cut tgat off like 14 years ago, circa 2012, so ever since its been . org, most of the testimonies are anonymous but the project is based and ran by former idf kikes, i believe former commanders, also TKD.
>>532288724Time will tell, I dont believe zog’s claims too.
>>532288701I know what it means retard, but you dont since you spam headlines in all caps like they arent baseless shillinggenuine question: when you copy your headlines from whatever source you get it from, and then discover it to be false, do you continue to take information from that source at face value?
>>532288775About 69 hours of escalation before Donald walks it all back in time for trading to starts in NY.
Ameribros...
Confirmed1 american male pilot is worth more than 170 cunny
https://t.me/From_hebron/401696Search ongoing in Khuzestan province.
>>532288669Or this could mean that the pilot has Down's. I mean you should use Down Syndrome as a cope, it's more believable.
>>532288980u jelly??? Black and PROUD
>>532288669>out shit falls out of the sky without enemy involvementHow would that even be better?
>>532288968The image is very fake but the it was reported long before the image started circulating.
>>532288852Imagine getting paid millions when your lifetime earnings is 40,000 bucks.
>>532287371Nigger
>>532288908>Axios quotes an Israeli source: "Israel canceled a series of planned attacks in western Iran so as not to harm or interfere with the current US search and rescue efforts following the downing of an American F-15E aircraft."Iran is taking advantage of it to shoot missiles that would otherwise be thwarted dumbass
What would actually happen if some Euro warships enter the strait of Hormuz?
REGIME CHANGE IN usa STATUS ??
>>532289023Trying to act like Trump is never a good sign for the people trying to copycat him.
>>532289011There is this one source that spits 1 fake per 10 post. Tbh for once a demon can be right, maybe I should unfollow that one… to refine and drop the dud rate…
>>532289141THEY'D IMMEDIATELY EXPLODE
The US is going to lose this war.
>>532288981HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD!!!!WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT??!!
>>532289165Oof your post reeks of cope, ngl.
>>532289141They get sunk. Drone swarms and shorter range missiles.
>>532289141gets sunk or goes defunct, the US knows not to get close to iran
>>532289212Would they?
>>532289222No shit that's why Hegseth had to fire a shitload of top generals to keep it going.
>>532289069Russians do this. Mechanical failure, shit by own air defences, it's like the debris that magically ends up taking out the target....
Pilots have been rescued, we fucking won. You lost
>>532287857French too.It'll be soon running smoothly and Iran will make a shitton or currency that is actually worth something. Maybe even get the odd sanction or two lifted.For USA, Israel, and their lackwit allies like Argentina and El Salvador, pool will still be closed; Iran is itching for a fight so fierce it's painful to watch. They can try the Salamah run if they dare, and see what good it does to them. The Salmah passage is to the Straight of Homos like a clenched AIDS-dripping anus dentatus is to a clean and pristine virgin barely-legal pussy. It's the back-door from hell.(It might not even be the tightass passage on picrel, but the unmarked one further to the south side. Apparently they had to do a sounding and re-charting before they ran those 2 tankers yesterday.)
>>532289162valhalla bound
>>532288543Millennium Challenge 2002The guy led Persian Gulf-based OPFORs in the exercise, slapped US forces around with asymmetric warfare. In return he had gotten a bunch of restrictions placed upon him in order to force US victory because le US is le unbeatable
>>532289222It already lost it the moment it started.
>>532289141As a wise man once said: the problem in the strait of Hormuz is that the Iranians are shooting at us.They'd be shot at.
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0EBBqbeqIMEnjoy the show.
>you get one and and we get oneFair trade, sharing is caring
>>532289162I hope they use that nigger sack of shit as scapegoat and put him in jail for all eternity. Please God.
who would pay more for the flying burger nowadays?iran or burgerland?
Documentation of the damage caused by an interception missile to a house in Gesher Haziv, near Nahariya
>>532289129>that would otherwise be thwarted dumbasslolololololololololololololol, they don't thwart anything retard, this is yesterday, lolol, thwarted!
>>532288445>1 of the 2 crew members of the downed F-15E by Iran, has been rescued by the US.mogged in their own airspace, like you can't tell me that an invasion is too hard now
>>532289312Both have been rescued, iran got rekt
>>532289249yes, immediately shit's crazy
>>532289290Kek true
>>532289312Seems all the claims that one was already rescued are all coming out of the hardline Israeli media.
>>532287896>plate of piping hot Tahdig riceAnon is hungary now.
>>532289141Israel would blow it up and blame it on Iran.They would not tell the Americans that they were going to do this, but the Americans would back up the story anyway.
>>532289361Are you ESL? Clearly says they're searching for the other
>>532287405You forgot all the jews
Green means it's good, right?
>>532289346>le moggedZoomie you will never own a house ;^)
https://t.me/hanzpal20/118226Israel gearing up to go piss off the turks by hitting rocket launch sites in Syria.
>The United States quietly expelled Iran’s deputy ambassador to the United Nations late last year over national security concerns, Axios reported on Friday, citing a US official and a source familiar with the matter.>The US State Department reportedly ordered Iranian diplomat Saadat Aghajani to leave the country in early December through a discreet internal process, marking one of at least three expulsions of Iranian diplomats in New York over a six-month period.https://english.alarabiya.net/News/middle-east/2026/04/03/us-quietly-expels-iran-s-deputy-un-envoy-over-national-security-concerns-report
>>532289023Israel keeps blowing up universities and other civilian buildings meanwhile this boomer keeps tweeting about trump.Iran should just stick to blowing up shit.>>532289090If there's no pictures by this point then it's fake.
>>532289361They shot down a fighter jet.In no sense is minimizing your losses a win.
>>532289457WTI being above Brent is funny also recession signal
This fag has been seething since the news broke earlier
>>532289457The goodest
>>532289457Correct. Oil is getting more gooder every day. Patriots in control
OH NO NO NO NO....
>>532289464Drone Joulani while you're at it, fucking yids
>>532289457always depends on if you have it or not
>>532289486Doesn't matter, we won
>>532289222they lost it when they bombed that girl schoolor you could argue they lost it when they got duped into doing (((Israel’s))) bidding
>>532289312FUCK!The Iranians had one job and they managed to fuck it up.
>>532289507nigga thinks this is Call of Duty lol this account is probably run by some Indian kid
>>532289427>Clearly says they're searching for the otherNews is fast, both are rescued. Iran became a fucking joke during their own successful shootdown. kek
>>5322892111 in 10? nigger I dont remember the last headline you posted that was trueall your sources post fake bullshit and you can never tell
>>532289532this is just like that heckin movie black hawk down!
More pilots saved than russia has, yeah, we fucking won
>>532289532holy smokes
>>532289532Are black hawk drivers worth rescuing or only jet lads
>>532287709BAIT SOME MOAR lol
>>532289361Yeah America destroyed one of their AD rounds with their air frames, mission accomplished. It's past sundown there btw, that other pilot is dead or will be captured.
>>532289532>1hr agoRetardanon...
>>532289546I bestow upon you the finest participation trophy I can grant.The nobel price in "at least things could have gone worse".
>>532289593the helicopter got hit but got out according to what I heard
>>532288383>"crashed"lol
>>532288543millenium challenge 2002sparknotes>wargame between blue (zogmerica) and red (unnamed gulf state, iran is the only state that matches the descriptions)>war starts with blue navy close to the coast to support landings, red wipes most of it out in the first hours of the war with missiles and suicide boats>red issues orders with light signals and hand-written notes delivered by couriers to evade blue's surveillance tech>blue's navy is sunk, the landing forces are all dead, and its aircraft have no targets because the entire country went dark>organizers forcibly restart the wargame because red "behaved in an unsportsman-like way">forbid red to use missiles or speedboats>force red to communicate electronically>when blue launches an paratrooper operation, red is forbidden from shooting down the transport aircraft>final result is a stunning victory for blue, demonstrating the superiority of the american militaryguy in that picture was the commander for red at the start of the wargame, he resigned after the restart because it was obvious they wanted a scripted event to jerk themselves off.
>>532289361Is it weird that my dick is hard right now?
>>532287405https://www.ebay.com/itm/397225087200
>>532289265I dont get it. Its not like I have a PHD in propaganda, but it seems dumb to downplay your own competence to try and not make enemy look too competent. People are going to realize the enemy is capable if the war drags out long enough anyways, so now it just looks like your losing cause you underestimated them and failed to maintain your own army directing more ire your own way. If it was me, I'd focus on how they are evil and we must fight them for the greater good even if it will be difficult or something
Losing a war ??? who cares quick GO AND SAVE MY MASTERS EU PUPET NOW!
>>532289532DEI troops with little war experience
>>532288024> AmerikkkaYou do realize the kkk part of your spelling there is not the least bit offensive, and if anything it’s based >US bad cuz they lynch niggers and jews Oh noes. Not that
I thought the US had a lot of Reapers, why using pilots?
>Israeli Air Defense Command holds emergency meetings with soldiers and issues strict instructions following the discovery of espionage cases in favor of Iran within military systems.> Command has decided to prohibit photography inside military sites, ban sharing information with external parties, and require soldiers to report suspicious security or cyber breaches immediately.
>>532289532RESCUE SISTERS NOT LIKE THAT!?!
>>532289346x to doubt, like the "pilot made safety landing after suffering shrapnel wounds" while won't, still, to this day, post pictures of either the saveftely landed f35 to mog iran with, almost as if they're not completely desperate to prove iran wrong, so this "rescued pilot" claim is just another centcope until they post proof of anything to corroborate it.
Direct hit on a building in northern Israel
If theres a search and rescue on the ground, what are the odds that search team gets got by IRCG?
>>532289733They're pretty much out of Reapers and they keep getting shot down, better to just go with jets but now they are also being shot down.
Meanwhile in Bahrain>Bahrain's government is considering imposing nightly curfews on several residential areas near U.S.-linked assets, to curtail the recording of photos and videos of Iranian strikes
>>532289312This guy is a proven fake, the only source reporting one rescued is kike media. This fag and channel 12 that reports every missile intercepted
>BREAKING: Initial reports that an American F-16 aircraft has been hit over Iraq, heading towards Saudi Arabia.>The fighter jet is transmitting code 7700, which is universal transponder code for general emergency situations during flight, indicating that the crew is dealing with a serious situation.ZOGBOTS??
We've saved more pilots than the total number of pilots russia + iran has, crazy
Iranian air defenses down an American LUCAS drone in the Persian Gulf
>>532287857>Suddenly multiple US allies transit the strait after the US vows in a public speech to open it>THEY MUST HAVE PAID THE TOLL NO OTHER EXPLANATIONCountries hostile to Iran crossing the strait means Iran is winning
>>532287781>Interviews after tortureWon't happen because they believe in the power of international law, because they know it's now or never and if they do go down, they want to make USrael pariah states where capital and credit go to die in shame. Maybe trigger a major loan default or tank Treasury Bond ratings to subprime if they can.
>>532289738The Iranian hackers hacked their air defense system yesterday.
>>532289828kinda beats the purpose but still pretty good odds
>>532289532>Al khanziraMhm
>>532289733Their MQ9s are also getting r3kt
>>532289618warrent officer vs proper officer, helicopter pilots know that their expendable
>>532287906The behaviour of pro-Iran cocksuckers is why I support Total Iran Bombardment. Especially the first two weeks of /pig/.
Pool's opened and pilots saved. Yeah, it's looking good for us
>>532288223I dont understand why you guys support Iran and not USA
>>532289878Migger you can look at it's path and see it went to the toll booth
>>532289919You are Jewish
>>532289507>TanksOh no not obsolete deathtraps
>>532289859Plus a tanker over Syria who is “emergency landing” in israel. Today air defenses forced were on point, the still need to distribute MANPADS all over the front to get the low flying helis.
>>532289532SEND ANOTHER CHOPPER TO RESCUE THE RESCUE TEAM
how does haredistan look? is it as bad as people say? some oasis of US largess but mostly turkey like
Pilot status?Morale status?Petrodollar status?Banan status?
>>532289506Thats the change over of contracts I think
>>532289946>Pool's openedYes but you're not invited
>>532289841When this is all over I hope I get to see that fake prince hang
>>532290001Pilots saved, we fucking won bros
>>532289965nothing like that, i just don't like israel, and it's proxy army (You).if you'd been fighting someone else like France, without israel, I'd be on your side
>>532289859I'd say getting hit and going down is a serious situation
>>532289859Based PMF dabbing on mutts
>>532289998MANPADS MANPADS MANPADS.
>>532288469Separate ejector seats. The leftover one probably drifted somewhere mountainous so they got the easy pickup first.
>>532289965Iran winning would mean USA unshackles itself from Israel and becomes an independent nation
>>532289988You read abput the chinese guy who did a tutorial to shot down kike technology?? what if....... zogbots prepare to heard about more and more aircraft "malfunctions" hahahaha
>>532290001I need to get to Amsterdam.Can you make that happen?
Migrate >>532289972Migrate >>532289972Migrate >>532289972
>>532289910madlads I respect the dakka
>>532289551They lost it because Trump didn't understand he was starting a war. He thought US was invulnerable to consequences and could kill random nation's leaders at will and then continue to go about his business. Turns out he couldn't.
>>532289584>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Search and Rescue, and I've been involved in numerous secret casualty extractions in Iran, and I have over 300 confirmed rescues. I am trained in search and rescue and I'm the top helicopter pilot in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another ejected pilot. I will extract you the fuck out of Iran with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret rescue operations across the Persian gulf and your downed aircraft is being traced right now so you better prepare for safety, maggot. The storm that carries out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking saved, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in first aid, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Navy Search and Rescue and I will use it to its full extent to extract your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what safe extraction your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're reaping the rewards, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will safely float in it. You're fucking saved, kiddo.
>>532290001>Pilot status?50%>Morale status?malaise setting in>Petrodollar status?still around i guess>Banan status?only Bibi knows
>>532289584>we are winning because we achieving our war goal of rescuing the pilot they shot downNow you just need to force Iran open the hormuz but with a Iran toll on it and you got everything you started the war for, right?
>>532289878France and Japan are no longer American allies.
>>532287906iran gets a plane or two every dayhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviation_shootdowns_and_accidents_during_the_2026_Iran_war
>>532289604>used ejection seats in aircraft by 7000kWeird way to flex, losing 7000 aircraft and counting.
New Bread >>532289972New Bread >>532289972New Bread >>532289972
>>532289733Iran destroyed 16 reapers and there's some things you can only do with pilots.>>532289738I'm kinda surprised the IDF don't have an integrated system to check what their citizens are uploading to internet and shut it down if it's deemed dangerous.
>>532288278>>532288469Yeah that’s odd. They can track him with infrared by drone or reconnaissance aircraft
>>532289707>I dont get itthe us military is, at this point, entirely reliant on an aura of invincibility. admitting that a regional power that's been sanctioned for decades is shooting down your fancy high-tech superfighters utterly destroys that image.its the strictest definition of a cope to alleviate cognitive dissonance. rather than confront reality (the us military is a joke) they make up stories about how its all just accidents that have no control over to allow them to simultaneously believe that us planes are routinely shot down but also they're the best planes in the world
>>532287850Needs confirmation.Supposedly happened "yesterday", so is there an official statement from Udenrigsministeriet?https://um.dk/nyheder/ *crickets*
AAAAAHHH WE LOST A PLANE SEND THE RESCUE TEAM..AAAAAHHH WE LOST A RESCUE CHOPPER...SEND A RESCUE TEAMAAAAAHHH
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>>5322901667000k, I'm a retarded, it's akhtually 70000000gigaZ, also please disgerard.
>>532288589>no quartersomeone get this antisemite
>>532288669The shitter was clogged
>>532290297Lmao they took the tilted Shoop from here
>>532287877It would mean that Iran is making a lot of money and nobody who matters will actually hate them for their fully legal defensive war.(Not saying USrael do not matter, but their position is set by their being the aggressors.)Like Ukraine not going aggro on China and Belarus.
>>532288589As retarded as some of the articles are (the prohibition against mercenaries is really goddamn perfidious) the whole "haha fight to win moar liek suggestions amirite" shit really has no place in actual war.
>>532289222Checked, and it's already been lost.
>>532290278> they make up stories about how its all just accidents that have no control over to allow them to simultaneously believe that us planes are routinely shot down but also they're the best planes in the worldYeah „clogged toilet“ on the carrier, random friendly fire incidents and ofc technical malfunction … nah… iran is punching back.They just lie. USA aka the great satan has a reputation for lying and is also known as the empire of lies. You don‘t become jew occupied (=servant to baal & demons) if you‘re a honest country.
>>532289141It'd be on the side of Iran.Seething would ensue.
>>532289919>ancap>I support Total Iran Bombardment>Non-Aggression Principleancaps are cosplaying migger fascists.it is known.
baker what is your status
>>532288644> they could be 20 miles from eachotherNo
>>532288520The only politician of global significance who does not have a social media team to carefully craft and vet "their" tweets is that ORANGE SHITSACK ALL CAPS SPERGMIGGER.
>>532287405>baww the brownposterfuck off IDF spammer>>532287401You aren't funny, you stupid jew
I have a feeling Canadian and British flag posters are Muslims refugees.
>>532291300i wanna know if the german freak is a turk. i feel like real germans are just so raped that tehy dont even have the energy to spam
>>532287534This is more like a suicide mission, they are flying low to avoid detection.But seriously, what are their air defense status? they keep downing planes.
>>532288107Another one? There was never any talk of a F-18. "F-35" which was apparently a F-15, and a F-16 exiting Iranian airspace with a "technical defect".
>>532289059> Black and PROUDAlways hilarious
>>532288223>I would learn more in here than in the respective echo chambers if the threads split.Not if some damage-control shill goes on a 110 pbtid sperg-out like earlier today.>U BROWN>show hands>NO U BROWN>well why not show hands>NOOOOOO U BROWN BROWN BROWNIt was extremely annoying.
>>532288441"Tribals" is bullshit, Balochis are way over to the Paki border. These here guys are the usual crop of sheepfuckers. BB guns, shotguns, varmint guns, you name it. Iran is a bit like Canucks wrt guns, they tolerate them as backshrubmen's working tools but not as penile enhancements.Anon wants mayber to look at this fine example of migger retardation:https://saf.org/gun-control-in-iran-was-failing-even-before-our-first-strike/>Since they lack a constitution, Iranians have no right to own firearms.>For an Iranian civilian to legally purchase a handgun, a license was needed from the Iranian government.This is how miggers "think" the law works: every country in the world ought to copypasta their dysfunctional system that the butt of jokes all around the world from Vancouver to the Rio Grande.
>>532289546Retard. What exactly was won. Lots of bombs dropped? Global recession? America despised? Jew leading trump by his nose?GTFO
>>532288278>Axios confirmingNeeds validation then, they just copypaste Hegseth slop.
