>If a plane is shot down, the pilot can survive using a survival kit. It contains clothing, food, survival tools, and a box of gold coins or jewelry.>The pilot can use the gold coins to bribe local civilians in exchange for help.So, what’s in a modern U.S. military pilot’s survival kit?Please don’t tell me it’s fucking US dollars Iranian farmers don’t need worthless paper they can’t spend.Or worse, they don’t have survival kits at all, because the US military doesn’t believe anyone can shoot down an American fighter jet.https://youtu.be/CKUcFhJLm34?si=ZLkjpouLUFa9ABl8https://youtube.com/shorts/WHpL0lq1mFs?si=w1Nfj-y0-9SJst1F
>>532290122
A coupon to the nearest McDonald's for a free McChicken
>>532290122lel there is like 100K worth of gold in this survival kit, you could bribe an african country with that
>>532290338Kek
>>532290122mre, an amazon giftcard, and a printed photograph of a porn star
>>532290122porn magazines of white womenworth more than gold in those places
>>532290122>>The pilot can use the gold coins to bribe local civilians in exchange for help.OK how the fuck is it supposed to work? I take the gold and report the fucker to the authorities because why not.
>>532290122Its 2026 I wouldn't be surprised if Trump ordered Hegseth to replace the gold coins and jewelry with a USB drive that has a few Trumpcoins on it.
>>532290338Quick mapping: item practical survival use- Candy / fruit snacks (Airheads, Welch’s, Dum Dums, gumballs) — fast calories, quick glucose for energy and mental alertness; small, lightweight, long shelf life makes them useful short‑term rations or to prevent hypoglycemia. - Glow stick — waterproof, battery‑free light and signaling for night visibility, marking a campsite, or attracting rescuers; military‑grade chemlights are standard for these roles. - Rainbow bead bracelet (if paracord style) — cordage when unraveled: shelter ridgelines, snares, fishing line (inner strands), repairs, tourniquet in last‑resort scenarios. Paracord bracelets are a common EDC survival tool. - Stickers / paper card / wrappers — tinder or fire‑starter material (paper, glossy wrappers can be used with a ferro rod or lighter if dry); small paper also useful for notes, map markings, or improvised bandaging layers. - Unicorn ring / small plastic trinkets — improvised fishing lure or bead (threaded on line to add weight/flash) or used as a small cutting/lever aid in a pinch. (Limited utility but possible.) - Affirmation card / “Happy Pride” note — psychological tool: brief self‑affirmations reduce stress, improve resilience and decision‑making under threat; morale matters in survival.
Fake suicide pill
>>532290122>So, what’s in a modern U.S. military pilot’s survival kit?An AIPAC approved dilator
>>532290338>mystery flavorbullshit I wish that middle would have just killed me outright
>>532290122>Or worse, they don’t have survival kits at all, because the US military doesn’t believe anyone can shoot down an American fighter jet.Consider that the main reason the crew of tanker that went down all died was because the military decided to stop issuing them with parachutes as a cost-saving measure.
>>532290122>So, what’s in a modern U.S. military pilot’s survival kit?A big black dildo.
>>532290476>15 years after the war they finally find you>You don't want to go back to the US because you used your barter kit to become the leader of an African tribe and get tons of black queen pussy and the respect of all the men of the village
>>532291432missile* fuck me for phonefagging
>>532290122Those rings look like they come straight out some shity vending machine, is this gold even real?
>>532290122>Please don’t tell me it’s fucking US dollars Iranian farmers don’t need worthless paper they can’t spend.why wouldn't they be able to spend it? no iranian would decline dollars saying "no we only accept riyal"
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>>532290122If you found a foreign pilot in your country during an active war, you could just take his gold and kill him.
>>532290970Fyi every country in the planet has the internet and smartphones.
>>532291150Finding out a lone pilot with just a pistol has 50k worth of untraceable gold on him and all of have to do is kill him and take it and then get rewarded by your country seems like it would be more dangerous, not less. People are lazy and if there’s no reward for killing/capturing you, most people would just let you run away and not bother with trying to capture a potentially armed and dangerous soldier in a war zone
>>532291749>, is this gold even real?It’s real gold. Given current gold prices, it’s no surprise that this gold is worth several thousand dollars.After every flight, World War II pilots were required to return this box to headquarters to prevent soldiers from misappropriating the gold inside.The actual contents of the box varied depending on the pilot’s theater of operations.On the European front, they contained gold coins or gold rings, while on the Asian front, they held watches or other jewelry.Each box may have contained different items, and their value varied accordingly.Today, this is a highly sought-after historical collectible. Both the box itself and the gold inside are very valuable.
>>532290122american pilots usually have some type of gun in their survival kit
>>532290122>bribe local civilians in exchange for helpImplying it's not taken away from him by force.
>>532291923>why wouldn't they be able to spend it?You’re a farmer living in the mountains of Iran.You’re far from ports or banks—anyplace where you might come into contact with foreign currency.Suddenly, one day, you find yourself holding a wad of U.S. dollars and trying to exchange them for Iranian rials.Now you have to explain to the Iranian police where the hell you got those dollars.Gold can be melted down and reshaped. Paper money cannot.
>>532291923>why wouldn't they be able to spend it?Who would accept US dollars in fuckin Iran ?
>>532292414very interesting. thank you for history lesson
>>532292824The oil sheiks.
>>532290122nigga, those chocolate coins! i've seen Steve1989MREInfo videos. you put 'em in hot water, BOOM! hot chocolate!
>>532290122>Please don’t tell me it’s fucking US dollars Iranian farmers don’t need worthless paper they can’t spend.why would they give you money loll you're supposed to be grateful to serve ur country
>>532290122>So, what’s in a modern U.S. military pilot’s survival kit?
>>532290338
Bitcoin
>>532290970This nigga is stuck in 1991
>>532290122Bitcoin
>>532291150italians are cowards, french people are natural turncoats and japanese people are manlets. Obviously american soldiers would beat them. Maybe germans might do something but they kind of had nothing left by the time we got into their heartlands.
>>532290338That's powerful, bold and beautiful.
>>532297230>>in the warzone>>no electricity, running water, just the devastated infrastucture>Take these buttcoins & the promise, it worths something if the internet is coming back.Obviously it will end well in that situation.
>>532290122YELLOW PERIL FUCK CHYNA FUCK CHINKS
>>532297269>Unlike amerimutts who are brave loyal and masculineDelusional
>>532290122>it’s fucking US dollars Iranian farmers don’t need worthless paper they can’t spend.I think you spend US dollars almost anywhere in the world. especially in high inflation countries like Middle East or South East Asia.
>>532290122a copy of the art of the deal and some expired vouchers for walmart
