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Did The Regime gives Ahvaz to IraqYes or no
Air defense status?
>>532292532>>IRGC reportedly threatens to bomb the $30,000,000,000 Stargate AI data center in Abu DhabiDO IT
donnie status?
BENJAMIN NETANYAHUUUUI!!!!WHERE ARE YOUUUU???!!!
FUCK ISRAEL
status status?
>>532292765Completely annihilated (minus the ones that shot down the f15s)
Would you stop eating Pam Bondi's tater-hole if you found out her husband had bigger tits than your cousin?I didn't think so.Don't go casting stones if you ain't swinging a thick bone. Ya dig?
>>532292771YesSend those Khaleeji animals back to the Stone Age
>>532292765Ask the guy who got shot down
You can't click on Dubai or Doha International Airports on Google Maps anymore.
>>532292848nominal
STOP ARGUING ABOUT UKRAINE IN THIS GENERAL THERE ARE TWO WHOLE OTHER GENERALS YOU CAN GO AND GET YOUR FIX
Trump still no1 no matter how much trannies seethe about it.
A FUCKING WAR CRIME>pic related
>>532292836LET THE MISSILES HIT THE FLOORLET THE MISSILES HIT THE FLOOR
>Israel canceled planned strikes in Iran to avoid interfering with search and rescue efforts for the two Americans, an Israeli official says - AxiosSKY CLOSED>SKY CLOSEDSKY CLOSED>SKY CLOSEDSKY CLOSED>SKY CLOSEDSKY CLOSED>SKY CLOSEDSKY CLOSED
>>532292765Rural ass end of nowhere with nothing important , no manpads around and flying low to avoid SAMs.
>>532292862>even yids hate gulfiesTruly, The Raped
The one pilot rescued should be listed as unconfirmed the base source is Israeli media channel 12 that reports every missile intercepted
>>532292930john you are the trannies
>>532292771Honestly these announcement are just gay and boring. Social media was a mistake maybe we really need to return to monke.
>>5322929302nd most obese president in history if you leave your delusion for a moment
HELLO???DID THE OTHER ZOG PILOT GET CAPTURED???I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF HYPEIUM
i am just glad the myth that America can fight a two or even three front war has diedturns out they can't even fight a one front war. only bombs and blockades
>>532292775she is so hideous looking.
>>532292977Those tits are fake
>>532292532Lmao please hit more data centers This would actually be a great out for the scam that is AI investment>ah damn Iran blew up the data centers and we were just on the cusp of singularity, ah well they were insured, now have I told you about this quantum computing thing? You should get in on the ground floor
ok so how was the UK involved with the plane or whatever?
>>532292998Trump?You serious? Grover clevland and herbert hoover were bigger
>>532292771OH GOD PLEASE
DOES NOBODY READ MY NAMEI AM NOT JEWISH YOU MARIAMITE WHORES
>>532292998Maybe by the standards of your impoverished country but in the developed world he is a healthy, strong and virile specimen.
Eagle down.Falcon down.Hornet down?
>>532293044beastly
>>532292836>>532292936https://files.catbox.moe/xz12hl.mp4
REGIME CHANGEEGIMECHANGE
>>532293117Apologies, habibi.BTW, opinion on Hijri?
>>532292765They should be able to shoot this circus down with AKs, what the fuck is wrong with Iran?
>>532292771This Stargate AI data center. What happens there?
>>532292931She was spiritually goyisch.They were owed sexual access to her.
>>532288368>echo chamber where they can voice vile stuff and sink into their depravityWhen the internet was still alive, we had shitloads of echo chambers, but a better quality control."Dank memes" ruined it all. FFS who thinks naming forcedmemes into something that sounds like picrel is an improvement?Ah yeah, we didn't force memes back then, and personal army shit got you b&. And it was understood that everyone was a gaynigger faggotkike."muh echo chambers" is peak Libtard "both sides" distration.The true problem is slop.The best discussions happen in slop-free echo chambers. Exchange of ideas is most productive among people who agreee on the basic premises. Vaxxers "discussing" antivaxxers is a pointless waste of time and will soon degenerate into NO U ARE BROWN dogpiling of low IQ half-literate ADHD zoomers. Antivaxxers discussing the pros and cons of different supplements and vaxxers discussing the pros and cons of different vax, THAT is productive use of Anon's lifetime.
jej
>>532293117>Druze>ChudDon't you basically get a state mandated gf? Has neetdom find its way to your people?
>>532292532>Persia Israel General!
>>532293044Your a fucking retard if you wouldn't bury your cock in that girl and leave your load in it and toss a was of cash on her belly as you left forever
>>532293109>>532293166why do you keep telling yourselves that lol you can literally just google
>>532293288how dare they shoot at israelis?
>>532292765
2nd pilot chase themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>532293253He should have acted long before the Cuck Assad Fell desuSame for Suheil, he should have put a bullet in his head and led the negotiation for a balkanization كس اخت سوريا على اير الله فش عيشي مع حقبات عائشه الشرموطه
>>532293232Total economic collapse is inevitable. The derivatives market is a powder keg next to a raging inferno
First publicationIsrael is providing intelligence assistance to the US in locating the crew members of the American fighter jet that was shot down in southwestern Iran - this was confirmed to KAN News by a security source. The intelligence information helped the US rescue the pilot alive; the search for the navigator is still ongoing.In the morning hours, shortly after the F-15 plane was shot down over Iranian skies, an update was issued in the operational systems of the American military, which was immediately transferred to the operational systems of the IDF. In fact, Israel was updated on the details of the incident immediately after it occurred and began supplying intelligence information.The area where the incident took place, in Khuzestan province, is near the Iran-Iraq border - an area where the American Air Force operates exclusively as part of the division of responsibility zones with the Israeli Air Force.THANK YOU ISRAEL!
>>532293222Lost internet media btwAt least the 10 min uninterrupted version>>532293117Why did you vote for the lawYou stupid fucking niggers
TOTAL TRUMP VICTORY
>>532293117>being proud that you are not a master but his designated pincushion golemDo you honestly think Israel won't toss you away like an old cumrag the instant they want to settle your land?
>>532293357I'm not attracted to plastic surgery.
If the pilot has indeed been captured I am ending the truce with my MAGA friend and going to start mercilessly posting Iran war memes at him
>26 people were injured in the last few hours as a result of rocket attacks from Iran and Lebanon
>>532292780that seems super unlikely, the tanker has two refueling arms and there were two helicopters flying over Iran >>532292765asking this in the aftermath of a fighter shootdown is kind of hilarious, ngl>>532293255them mountains be tall. flying low is a good strategy.
>>532293320kek
>>532293044they threw her picture in the garbage at the justice department kek
>>532293453Your probably just not attracted to women troon
>>532292532OPEN THE STARGATE
>>532293482Based trump doesn't need sluts like that
>>532293482those are two different people
have we reached the threshold where we can safely say internal mutiny happened
>>532293410>doesn't know about quantitative easingCute lolbert
>>532293426Most Israeli Druze politician are Neoliberals who just follow what the leading party wants If The Left wasn't cucked to oblivion it would have been different
>>532293533hag
>>532293249what happened?wasn't she a ride or die donny cock sucker?
>>532292532It's over
Does Trump genuinely believe he can send marines in to steal Iran's uranium?
>>532293577digits for a military coup and regime change in the US
>>532293618WAS
>>532293232I could have told you this and I have no connection to the armed forces whatsoever.
>>532293618she rode then doed
BREAKING: US JET SHOT DOWN OVER IRAN /Lt Col Daniel Davis & Nima Alkhorshidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMnkkxiDdQ
>>532293406Eh Bashar was too soft on rebels. He should've bussed them into nearest ditch instead of Idlibstan. I miss Zahreddine too. And yeah, Tiger should've couped Lion's ass.
>>532293577Hegseth's axing the generals faster than Hezbo are holocausting jewish merkavas
>>532293232>unironically getting your news straight from /pol/
>>532292532It's almost 9:00 PM in Iran now. Has to be dark now, right? How much longer can they fly helicopters around looking for a guy they can't see from the air?
are you having a good time?
>>532293591What left? There are like 4 people in Israel that can be described as the left in Israel and they all work at 972mag
>>532293587Retard this is not 07, the worst case scenario here is way worse
>>532293533Looks like my mom
>>532293264Kushner owns it guess
>>532293720shoot a flare :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwMbSkqWc3w
I have trouble believing the side that initially reported no aircraft shot down, about the pilot being rescued
>>532293533Sorry bro, fillermaxxed botoxtrannies just doesn't do it for me.
>>532292765>>532292946Geolocate it then, if you're so great.
>>532293533Whitewoman fridge body4/10
>>532293618She didn't put any of Biden goons in jail so trump got rid of her. That was literally her only job.
>>532293819Can't get blood from a stone.
Meanwhile on CNNhttps://x.com/SocialistMMA/status/2040098188590252228
>>532293533You're* you fucking ESL monkey.
>>532293577Call me when the first IDF commissar gets rustled.
>>532293577Well whatever they are planning must be super retarded or considered a bad idea
>>532293577They all told him what they were planning is a bad idea and now they appointed yes men
Wall Street Journal: The talks between Iran and the U.S. have reached a dead end.>Wall Street Journal: The talks between Iran and the U.S. have reached a dead end.Wall Street Journal: The talks between Iran and the U.S. have reached a dead end.
>>532293690Bashar should have been killed the moment he started the whole "getting rid of competent commanders" stuff once he felt comfortable enough
>>532292532Not based. Duuuhh!
>>532293288jews will let their casualties stay alive at all cost even when they are clinically braindeadjust cruelty at that point. but i guess when you expect hell...
If the pilot was torn to pieces by angry locals, I think that Iran would likely cover it up and stall/deny/lie about it.
They are now reporting the black hawk made it to Iraq
>>532293743>>532293794>>532293818Bunch of incels below a 3 looking for 10s itt
>>532293779This
>>532293117>DruzeJew
>>532293654Rerolling, it's pretty much the only thing that can save this shithole. The Democrats are the Washington Generals of politics and the GOP is made up of golems and gigagolema
>>532293879To be fair, it would be a funny twist if the pilot somehow ended up as a Lawrence of Arabia type person
>>532293941>b-b-but iran is surrendering
>>532293998Jews split from us with Solomon and HiramBefore we were both just caanite
boots on the ground!
>>532293944its the fate of all muslims to give up hope and give into the ocean's salty, eroding, pulling tiding. they are mind broken by torturing themselves for centuries
The average MAGAtard is the most anti-White clueless illiterate retard you will ever meet. I have finally understood on a visceral level why the Republican party and its voters must be erradicated from existence.
>>532293944True, tho he had to put up with retarded shit like his higher end of officers being ATGM'D while inspecting front lines Ayyyrabs... they never learnAnd your view of Joulani?
Iran has shot down another one
>>532293879> Former Marine fighter pilotAm I being memed?
>>532293941There were no fucking talks, lmao
>>532293222will Kuwait return after this war you think?
>>532292771Are you the Haredi jew from previous days relishing AI collapse? If so, can you people take your diaspora kikes from the west back and rule over them in forced labour camps? Please?
>>532294096>Wtf bros i VOOOOOOOOOOTED and the world didn't magically fix itself
>>532293732The worst case scenario is usa going from being a global empire to ruling half the globe. Nothing ever happens.
>>532294011I can't wait for Emilio of Persia: The Motion Picture
>>532294114Not another
>>532293992Go away you monstrous fraud of a half-woman.I'm sure you have an appointment booked with a saw doctor to remove your nose bridge and pump a gallon of cream cheese into your forehead.So go away and let us appreciate the natural female in peace, you prematurely aged pseudotranny.
>>532294114they out of long boys
>>532293905Literal air drop over the mountain, secure the uranium in the bunker facilities inside said mountains, build a runaway on site, wait for cargo planes, extract uranium and fly awayall ideally in like 40 minutes max and under enemy fire but the US Army is the strongest and Iran has been anhilated 50 times already so doable according to trump and pete
>>532293879CNN has been on an entirely different strain of copium lately.
>>532294114How the fuck are the iranians shooting down this many aircrafts, I thought their shit had low accuracy
Pack it up boys.This crap will be wrapped up by mid week.Suddenly and unexpectedly more ships are passing through the Hormussy.Which means that the return to normal has already started.There will be more and more and more Hormussy passages by the day and we'll be back to normal in due time.The Mussy will not be re-congested.Iran has folded. Just not officially, yet.Thirty day plus with a "closed" Hormussy has done exactly FUCK ALL (nothing) to the global economy and what do you think more throughput is going to do? Yeah, you guessed it, even FUCK ALLer.Party's over. Happening cancelled.Screencap it.
>>532294114Nah, it's the same one. "sentdefender" does not report on anything publicly damaging to the US or Israel unless he's run out of ways to deny or minimize it.
>>532294148Nah. Kuwait will be a province of Iraq and Bahrain will become part of Persia (again)
>>532293044looks like ms kirk
BREAKING: Iran has officially told mediators it is not willing to meet US officials in Pakistan in the coming days and the US demands are "unacceptable," per WSJ.Details include:1. The current round of efforts to reach a cease-fire has reached a "dead end," mediators said2. Turkey and Egypt are still pushing to find a way forward and are considering new venues for the talks3. Potential new venues for talks include Doha or Istanbul4. Mediators are attempting to come up with "fresh proposals" to overcome the deadlockUS markets are closed for the 3-day weekend.
>>532293941well obvIran isn't gonna surrender now, they want the strait
>>532293879It actually checks out. Iranians are hospitable and welcoming to a almost psychopathic degree.I was there once and complete strangers walked up to pay for my meal, every single person invites you to their house unprompted, they constantly want to give you shit.
>>532294257Chinks doing tech support and aim assist for free on X
>>532294114
>>532294266>Kuwait will be a province of Iraqthat's what I meant.
>>532294249They've always loved war and they are faggots. It's a weird balancing act.
Jimmies status?
>>532293577They must have a giga retarded idea
CENTCOM status?
>>532294336you know you're supposed to turn down all such offers, right?you're supposed then to offer some gift back that they must turn down and so on
>>532294379
>>532294235>Fly away 40 minutesNigger do you have any idea what a disaster that will be. You need diggers. You need to make an airstrip. You need forklifts, you need complete control of the area within miles. It will take weeks...assuming the shit is even there still
>>532294176That doesn't stop me and you from becoming broke as fuck overnight. These will become the right conditions for civil war in america
So, uh, it's starting to be night time over there and they still didn't find the missing pilot?
>>532294249Most of their attacks until now have been more or less outside of Iran's airspace or not far in. This guy was deep in.
>>532294305>Potential new venues for talks include Doha or IstanbulThe fuck would that change. Islamabad scenery wasn't appealing enough to the Iranians?
>>532294470Well now you know why Pete fired some generals lol
>>532294257They are clearly flying some sort of drone around that has air to air capabilities. It might be something they cobbled together in a hurry but they are increasing in numbers and time is not on our side or we are going to be seeing this sort of thing every other day
>>532294379he wears pantieshigh pitched voice like a woman
>>532294305I don't think venue is the problem...
>>532294260they're charging money to let the ships goand US and it's allies are not being given passage, only those countries who have not joined, like france, spain etc
>>532293044She looks like she drinks piss
>>532294483Right now that pilot has is being gangraped by hordes of Persian flowers-of-the-desert that picked up the scent of the first BWC in the region since Alexander.It's unlikely he'll survive the night.
The next stage in the campaign against Iran will focus on striking the economy, Israel and the U.S. have prepared a bank of targets, pending Trump’s approval - Kann News reports
So are Shias in Iraq doing a boogaloo? I don't understand why there's so much combat footage from Iraq if the US media is basically completely silent on the situation.
>>532294470Not to worry.America is strong and invincible.
>>532294483it's been night for two hours.for all anyone knows the second pilot died ejecting.
>>532294372>They've always loved war and they are faggotsThey love war because jews own them. Same as all the other news shit that blow a shitstorm whenever some troon gets killed and that is vaguely connected to Drumpf but are completely and utterly silent on this war
>>532294420rekt
>>532294426lol what? I just took all of those offers. One time a street vendor even declined my money and I just walked away with free shit.They all seemed pretty happy about it, nobody was mad at me at all.
>BREAKINGSTRAIT HAS BEEN CLOSED?!?!?
>>532294468Based ancient meme appreciator
>>532293723This 8s no.biggie, that's the entire point of AMARC, its their job to keep a stockpile of aircraft ready for service if required.
>>532294592What are the best targets if you really want to get that hormussy gushing?
>>532294575Right now he is probably huddled behind a rock with a broken arm warming up his MRE and drinking the last of his whatever... occasionally peering on the other side with his colt 1911 ready to go
>>532294594Americans have been doing full retreats only erbil is being defended is my understanding
KEK
>>532293357I mean she has nice feet at least. I’d suck her toes
>russia is sending like 1000 drones in one operation against ukraine which happens like 15 times a month>iran is sending like 5-15 drones in one attackdo you think iran is our of drones or they're just playing a slow game not exposing their cards?
>>532294114Uh oh...
>>532294704The White House
>>532294113My view is that his wife deserves to get raped
>JUST IN - Iran rejects all U.S. demands, and refuses to meet with American officials in Islamabad — WSJ
>>532294600Oh and the Iranians would have prepared for this already...not to mention .they are absolutely ready for it
How is the /k/opers handling it?
If ME oil costs under $15/barrel to produce, why does the world pay Brent prices ($100+) for it?
>>532294725What kind of cat is that?
so will trump finally invade with the army after the missing pilot is found dead?
>>532294082I'm sorry, but it's just like that meme where there is a bunch jeets variants and and you have an Indian on the left that could identify all of those variants, and then you have a white guy that just calls them pajeets. It's the same but with jews this time.
>>532294725they probably know israel would nuke them if they went too far
I'm tired of winning broshttps://www.reuters.com/world/us/americans-have-bleak-views-iran-war-reutersipsos-poll-shows-2026-04-03/
>>532294652He always says "we're gonna make a fortune" but the we is just him and a bunch of kikes.
>>532294260trueMore countries will go through the hormussy but USA petrodollar will collapse at same time Trump only way out is stomping the hormussy himself now, blocking it himself if Iran let ships go through
>>532294544>>532294257https://www.irandossier.online/post/iran-s-358-missiles-a-loitering-threat-revolutionizing-proxy-warfare
>>532294710Don't they give more substantial weaponry to the pilots. Just a pisstol?
>>532294567>they're charging money to let the ships go>and US and it's allies are not being given passage, only those countries who have not joined, like france, spain etcThis confirms it. Yes. It's happening.>"no" passages>some passages>more passages [<--- you're here]>even more passages>nobody cares any longerHappening's over. Face it.
>>532294483Jesus christ, imagine being lost alone in a desert, at night, with thousands of tribesmen actively trying to find you to be tied up in a cave and raped until your colon falls out.I know this is the official laugh at mutts thread, but I feel for the guy. I hope he just decides to rope if he's not found.
>>532294652Gushing Hormussy?
>>532294753The Israelis that were plotting to blow up the meeting are seething right now.
>>532293533Yuck. No izzat for you.
>>532294782are you joking
>>532294714>another Iraq war started >we're in full retreat Trump has me really tired of winning
>>532294129Nah, its probably legit. US Marine aviation squadrons (VMFA) are both fighter and attack squadrons.in one.
The pilot who is now trapped alone in Iran... he needs a name...
>>532294771if there are pipelines already built why do they use an unsafe water passage? the answer is denial. the muslims are in denial that they're giving precious oil to kuffar. the europeans are in denial that they are giving money to mudslimes. the muslims are in denial that the West is going to genocide iran to death.
>>53229470431.77669951411805, 35.20531194537087
- "In a dramatic turn of events, Iran has just rejected Pakistan's offer to mediate in the conflict. Qatar will now take the lead ahead of next week's talks," - Intelligence Online.>- "In a dramatic turn of events, Iran has just rejected Pakistan's offer to mediate in the conflict. Qatar will now take the lead ahead of next week's talks," - Intelligence Online.NO ONE TRUSTS THE PAKIS
>>532294933the Qataris aren't exactly trustworthy, themselves.
>>532294594Pro-US iraqis and kurds don't know what to do. Americans abandoned their bases so fast the Iraqi resistance are the top dog now and they can destroy whatever they want with their drones. Only Erbil stands for now but who knows how long are they going to last if the resistance threatens to destroy all their factories.That's why there's crazy talk about them invading Kuwait again.
>>532294933>Qatar will now take the lead ahead of next week's talkslol
>>532294933smart, paki military couped their president on US orders
>>532294510Kek
They're about to force us into austerity, we need to nip this in the bud.To do this we will force associate supporting rationing with white supremacy. The process is simple, we resurrect old "useless eaters" rhetoric juxtaposed with non whites. Throw in some dog whistles and KKK imagery too.The NPCs will then short circuit and as a result won't have a critical mass to impose rationing.
>>532294916He's going to need rectum surgery if found alive
>>532294929kek
>>532294851Fraid the Hormuzzy clammed up and got drier than the rub al khali the second Donny and the jewboy squad pulled up.In short: America is scaring away the hoes.
>>532294989the qataris can have their oil to losepakis are what trump was dealing with for iran next regime
>>532294989qatar basically surrendered to iran already and paid them (would flip instantly though)
>>532294820>but USA petrodollar will collapse at same timeLMAO no it won't.Retard Trump will lose interest in this "conflict" in mere days anyhow.They'll set a "mission accomplished" stage for him, give him a medal, let he say whatever he wants and nobody will look back on this.
>>532295005Sadr is still thereHe's the "I hate everyone" Shia who doesn't wanna be sucked into Palestine's war
>>532294916
>>532293115YESSSS>>532293264biggest ai data center, venture capitalist bullshit, open ai, Sam Altman,Larry Ellison, Goldman Sachs etc>>532294162I'm not haredi, I'm not even religious
>>532294114fucking incompetent goyim. never send a goy to do a jew's job
>>532294989Is anyone in the region trustworthy?Even "neutral" Oman is jewing the US behind their backs for a cut of Iran's hormuz bucks, kek
>>532294336I had a similar experience in Iraq. It's weird.
>>532294643Is this the Iranian Ben Garrison lol
dinged em
Destroyed when?
>>532295093KEK
>>532294382Another gorillion dollar fifty decade war where America makes another enemy for life. Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Yemen, etc>>532293591Palestinians weren't lying you faggots are even more Jewish than Jews
>>532294916Don't try to humanize the golem. He is there to serve Israel, his identity or lack thereof is of no concern to jewish interests.
>>532295099So Jewish soliders will get raped by Iranians
>>532294933No one knows who really runs Pakistan. Some part of the ISI that works with the global cabal. Oman is a much better mediator, and Qatar said some rational things recently.
>>532294652WTF is a 'Gusher' - is he really letting his inner coomer write these texts now?
>>532292977Do you know what's crazy? I feel like I've seen this scandal and this picture for weeks to mock Americans, but the picture was only released on March 31, 4 days ago.
JUST IN - Iran rejects all U.S. demands, and refuses to meet with American officials in Islamabad — WSJ
>>532294725>>russia is sending like 1000 drones in one operation against ukraine which happens like 15 times a monthThis is just not true.Also, value of targets is the big difference here.
>>532292532>they didnt die so goodthey searching in hell for the pilot?
>>532294989they have more to lose than the pakis
>>532294840It was claimed that this was used against the tankers. There's been no other claims. All the Iranian gun cam footage is from a flying platform
>>532295204israel would just assassinate them
>>532295093The Jew of Zagros
>>532295186gushlet
>>532294657I remember that kek. Unfortunately it was just another case of liberals making up bullshit to make Trump look more based than he is
>>532295130>Iran claims to take down BlackhawkUS copecom and media>No didn't happen>It was lightly damaged>Iran shot down a Blackhawk
>>532294843No. A simple pistol and a spare mag generally all that's in the kit that ejects with the seat
>>532295235just my uneducated guess
>>532295086he wish lmaothere is no easy way out for him here
>>532295186>.an oil well from which oil flows profusely without being pumped.i love how everyone is making fun of trump even though he used a real word
>>532294659tyit was a fantastic meme we were lucky to have it.
>>532293879When did CNN become blue Breitbart?
>>532295320there isif he dies tomorrow from old age jd vance becomes president and he ends the warthe 60s cia 100% would assassinate him
Baker wanted for next /pig/ or /pigu/ Persia Israel war General starring the US of A
>>532295207well yeah i went overboard with it a little bit, they're sending like 6k drones every month at themthat's still 9000000 times more than what iran is doingsometimes they send just 100 drones, but sometimes they send fucking 900 in 1 day
ruh roh
>>532293044selling your soul takes its toll
>>532294857This. Won't someone think of the poor sods who just need the coordinates and time of the meeting
>>532295093>they call him...>the jew of Choghadak >*jiddisch version of the theme to Lawrence of arabia starts playing*
>>532295336Masticate is a real word but everyone would make fun of trump if he said>we are gonna masticate Iran and spit them out !
>>532295409I don't see that happening nowadays
enjoy eastereconomic meltdown on tuesday
>>532295130No one will be making Black Hawk Down 2: Persia Boogaloo because it would be about american incompetence
>>532295383CNN is anti trump but more pro war and pro zionist. Wolf Blitzer got hired for being a hyper zionist and jake tapper is a tribesman as well.
>>532295320what has he got to lose? it's his last termtell Israel to pipe down like the presidents before him did
>>532295432Still would
>>53229325550% of Iranians are happy to see these planes bombing them and 40% don't want to get bombed by a hundred different aircraft the millisecond they start doing something suspicious. It's the 10% of the ultra religious, completely suicidal durkas who don't give a fuck that are out there shooting AKs at them.
>>532295383When Larry Ellison bought it.
>>532295421Stop banning me/pigu/
>>532295383All mainstream media is ruled by the elites and is fundamentally the same with different flavors
>>532295298Iran hits everything they claim to have hit, even though the Americans always deny it first.America doesn't hit anything they claim to have hit, unless it was a warcrime then they did do it.
>>532295093>>532295168Basically made an entire generation where anti-US is an existential issue rather than a religious/ideological belief
>>532294235>exctract uranium>in 40minNigga you need EXCAVATION MACHINERY. it would take weeks, if not month, just for Iran in normal capacity and peace time to reach the fucking uranium. Let alone for a small team of airdropped lemings in hostile territory.In zero fucking fantasy universe this shit can be done in 40 minutes, building of an airstrip includedLMAO
>>532295451no prob notbut he is very old and also sick & dyingi don't think it's that crazy that we could wake up tomorrow to find out he just died
>>532295456It begins
>>532295432hog maxxed
>>532295491with shotgun
>>532294647Maybe because you're a visitor, they considered it alright.If you're a local, these offers are just social gestures that you customarily turn down. They're not literally offering you those things, they're essentially just saying you're welcome there. It would be a touch awkward if you actually accepted it.That's how it is all over the Middle East
>>532295409>peter Theils pet politician would end the Iran war Give me a fucking break. An Epstein Island regular is the sole reason jd Vance even is VP right now. I don't care if he's a millennial he was hand picked by the elites
>>532295497>50%more like 10%don't believe the schizoid ramblings of the persian exiled diaspora on twatter
>>532295538Insane orange man
>>532295086I dont this he has a say when this ends anymore anon...
>>532293723KekHow will nafo cope about american graveyards being used to get back planes to service when they made fun of Russia to do so too ?
>>532295552what do you mean this isn't like in call of duty?
>>532294483If Iran captured him they would probably want to get him somewhere safe before announcing it.
>>532295458>No one will be making Black Hawk Down 2: Persia Boogaloo because it would be about american incompetenceThat's exactly why they'll be making Black Hawk Down 2 anon
>>532295578peter thiel doesn't give a fuck about iran, he's a china hawk
Joe Rogan just uploaded a new podcast with Bob Lazar, so, uh.. fuck these American pilots they can wait until I finish watching this
>>532295559That's for sure, but I don't want him to die just yet,I wanna see ai companies getting bombed beforehand
>>532293117stfu kike
>>532294989Qatari aren't trustworthy sound but they don't have the double debuff of being both Muslim and Jeets.
>>532295500that is false, they were always mega zionist but cloaked it better
>>532295088Invading Kuwait has nothing to do with Palestine and it'd be detrimental to its cause desu, it's just a massive power grab in the midst of absolute chaos for the sake of it.I still don't think they'll dare to do it but it's a possibility now that we're in crazy territory.
>>532295635bob is completely full of shit
>>532292532>>532295421>>532295520Baker wanted for next thread
>>532295456The market will try to crab I think the real crash will come near end of april when all these force majeur shortcomings get realized
>>532295618If I was Iran, I’d show the captured pilot at USA market open time.
>>532295578Correct. JD Vance is not going to move against the Jews. He thinks he's outplaying them, but he is being played by them.
>>532295552i work around it and yes you arent just walking out with it, there are massive regulations in geometry of any uranium and fucking it up results in massive issues.
>>532295497Who even feeds these tards such delusions?
>>532295687I'll bake
>>532295716They should hang him on livestream in the public square
>>532295456
>>532295635>Joe Rogaine interviews a literal who
finebaking
>>532295592>diasporaNo shit you are only seeing diaspora's opinions when they cut out the entire fucking internet in Iran because people were thinking too much.
>>5322942351 Nukes are a Jewish myth to justify war against anyone. They don't exist, have never been witnessed by a civilian, and 100% of footage was released by the government.2.>build a runway
>>532295723those catholics, up to no good again
>>532295721you niggas will say shit like this but jews are in the eastern hemisphere and americans are in the western hemisphere and our interests dont collide at all
>>532294860Are you stupid?
>>532295432Holy shit, Young Nuland was a FOX!
>>532293630Tranny or just a foid?
>>532293879I mean, they're funding the Hollywood movie already. Makes for a better story.And if it's Netflix, then the family will have one of the daughters that's LGBT and oppressed by the regime.
>>532295794meow
>>532295456asia will starve
>>532295456>not investing in Chinese Lithium and Frontline shipping. NGMI
>>532295723>LMAOEvangelicals are seething again. They care so much about israel they can go fight in its wars.
>>532295779Swedanon is baking
>>532295723KEKThis is normally a nothingburger but the U.S. army is literally 80% catholic beaners by now.We might see an extra large hegseth melty
>>532295631Peter Thiel is a person who, according to himself, defers to Israel on all middle eastern matters.But on the other hand he seems scared shitless of the apocalypse and being sent to hell for buggering little boys or whatever so he might be the one person on the American right who is not on board with eschatological wars on religious grounds.
stop the count
>>532294933Poos and Jews are bad news and pakis are just poo's who adopted an Abrahamic religon
>>532295862WHAT KIND OF CAT IS THAT??
>>532294782caracalthe one in the image is named gosha and also known as big floppa
>>532295618They should store him.with the Uranium.No more bunker busters.
>>532295723Is he even allowed to say otherwise considering the pope isn't a fan?
>>532295969lmao, this nigga thinks it's about nukes
More shooty boys from the great mountain of shooting stuff at Israel
>>532295088Sadr just wants to keep his 13 wives and eat his expensive french gourmet everyday. He doesnt give a shit about anything but his own pleasure and wealth
>>532295762Nah, save that energy for Jews.
>>532294129The US Navy has more aircraft than the Airforce. Each branch has dedicated staff for every role so there is no miscommunication due to different training.
>>532296029>>532296029>>532296029new
>>532295890Hasn't Ted Cruz already been on a tirade against Catholicism (despite being one)?
>>532295890Or the US army splitting into factions lol
>>532295168Why the fuck do they insist on working with Druze owned businesses only when they work here thenThey know we aren't gonna behave like slave owners unlike their "brothers"
>>532296090I think military mutiny is possible. If they are firing top generals then things are going to get out of control when the bulk of the infantry start saying "fuck you throw me in prison, not dying for israel."
>>532295968Where can I buy one of those?
>>532296146>>532296146>>532296146fresh bread migrate
>>532296090In your dreams, fanny.I know you want the USA to sail over to the UK and liberate the people from the UK's corrupt government but we're not gonna.
>>532295862>>532295960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkrToYWdro8
>there was a lack of coordination
>>532295854>the strong and brave female fighter pilot>her lesbian girlfriend at home worrying about her, and fighting FASCISTS like BLUMPF>B plot about gays or lesbians trying to flee Iran due to the war, and how they have to keep it hidden>a scene where the crashed female pilot gets OPPRESSED by Islamic men and you see the wife and little girl cry when they see the MC forced to wear a full body hijabMaybe she does a Kung fu kick to the husbands?
>>532295968>>532294725Floppa My beloved hope that You are okay
>>532296056>>532296212
>>532295762That's just gonna remoralize the opposition.Just take him somewhere blindfolded, give him the Nordic prison experience and let him upload daily vlogs.Let people stew in trying to find hidden messages and just keeps him around.If he tries to escape, find a bunch of women who lost family to the bombardment and broadcast him getting stoned.Use your assets wisely.>>532295716>Market open Do it right after Trump gets his morning briefing so he goes into maximum crashout mode.
>>532293117Reveal esoteric Druze wisdom to us chud
>>532294652>GUSHER
>>532295126https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/news/neue-wehrpflicht-regel-kaum-beachtete-aenderung-hat-weitreichende-folgen-li.10028539https://www.fr.de/politik/drastische-wehrpflicht-aenderung-maenner-die-deutschland-laenger-wollen-brauchen-genehmigung-zr-94248132.html
>>532293577Happily looking forward to the imminent mutt slaughterfest in Iran. Will they beat Vietnam's 50K deaths?
>>532295096>I'm not even religiousatheists jews are the worst
>>532294544>It might be something they cobbled together in a hurryLike a fuckin marvel movie lmao
>>532294847>Nothing ever happens>something might happen? Naah>O shit something happened >Currently it is happening You are here>Yea I know something happened but it's just a little happening>It wasn't a big happening>No body cares if it happened >Nothing ever happens