Henlo frens of /pol/. I am a schizo that sees the world turning to shit, and want off this ride. I bet there are some anons here who want off this ride as well, and would like to escape.I am offering you a chance to for $100,000 to leave the surface of the earth on a large icebreaker vessel with a helicopter pad (for exploration scouting/emergencies) sometime in mid August before they push a draft on everyone below the age of 40. I'm renting for $75,000 a week a large icebreaker to try to reach the other side of the ice wall. I know that most anons do not have $100,000 so I will tell you how to get it with just $2,000 by July 21st.I am looking for 10 benefactors that would put down $100,000 a piece that want to explore and GTFO out of here. The journey would be one month long, and we would spend 2-3 weeks searching for an opening in the ice. Im gonna personally spend about $100,000 getting the vessel classified as a research mission so we can waive the white flag and not be blown to shit.I am looking to fill the following positions at these rates as well.Crew breakdown & daily ratesRole # of crew Daily rate (USD) Total/dayPilots 2 $800 $1,600Heli tech 1 $600 $600Captain 1 $500 $500Officers 3 $250 $750Engineers 3 $300 $900Deck crew 5 $350 $1,750Support (medic, cook, ops) 3 $500 $1,500If you are interested telegram herehttps://t.me/+DafTshq-r0BhZjJh
>>532293167I'm in, but the deal is, you pay me and then I call you fucking retards.Who's with me?
>>532293524Your getting on the ship we need a cook.
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT The following text is from Admiral Byrd's personal flight log, which was ordered sealed by the U.S. Government. This copy was obtained through undisclosed channels. Reading this document may change your understanding of reality.Flight Log - Base Camp Arctic, 2/19/19470600 Hours - All preparations are complete for our flight northward and we are airborne with full fuel tanks at 0610 Hours.0620 Hours - Fuel mixture is set to cruise, engine temperatures normal. Compass heading north.0730 Hours - Slight turbulence from easterly wind at 2300 feet, correcting to 1700 feet, no further turbulence. Flight proceeding normally.0910 Hours - Vast ice and snow below, note coloration of yellowish nature and dispersed in a linear pattern. Altering course for a better examination of this color pattern below. Note reddish and purple color as well. Making two complete circles over this area. Ice appears greenish in certain sections.0915 Hours - Compass beginning to gyrate and wobble. Unable to hold heading by magnetic compass. Taking bearing with sun compass instead. Flight proceeding with difficulty now.0930 Hours - There should be ice and snow below but instead there are... mountains. Mountains with thick forests on them. Our navigation must be wrong. Reducing altitude to 1400 feet.0935 Hours - Altering course to 150 degrees left. The magnetic compass is useless. Mountains now clearly visible. Something is terribly wrong with our navigation. We should be over solid ice.
The Discovery0945 Hours - Mountains are now very visible below. Incredibly, there is a small river or stream running through the center of a valley. There should be no green valley below! Something is definitely wrong here! We should be over ice and snow! To the left there are great forests growing on the mountain slopes. Our navigation instruments are still spinning. I can only rely on the sun compass.0955 Hours - Altering course again. We are now descending to 1000 feet. My radioman attempting to contact base camp but getting only static.1000 Hours - We are crossing over a small mountain range now and still proceeding northward as best as can be determined. Beyond the mountain range is what appears to be a valley with a small river or stream running through it. There should be no green valley below! This is impossible! This is absolutely incredible! The instruments are useless!1005 Hours - I note there is a large animal of some kind below us. It appears to be an elephant! NO! It looks more like a mammoth! This is incredible! Yet there it is!1010 Hours - We are now at 800 feet. Engine status normal.
Only three hours from Svalbard at 200mph. So it's only 600-700 miles north of Svalbard. A three hour flight with an aircraft that cruises at 200mph.
>>532293623Wtf, how did you know?
please make it a one-way journey so you don't make it back when you don't find your magical ice walland take as many flat earthers with you as possible
>>532294545Enjoy famine and pain.
>>532293167Do I have to pay you in google play cards?
>>532294876NO SAAAR
>>532293167you'd need engineers like me that can weld, design and print gaskets on the fly, dial in various runout issues, crawl under shit and fix faulty relays and wiring etc or 1 week in you'll hit a rough patch of weather and find out your massive bilge and various pumps are all seized and then you all sink and die. Too bad I'm living my best life in Hawaii, and have no interest in your bullshit. Aloha freaks
>>532294593ditto
>>532294876>https://t.me/+DafTshq-r0BhZjJhTg got nuked and I just sent 100k to them
>>532294924We will be well fed anon.
>>532293167total bullshit
>>532294901/lpbg/ bro?
Flat earth shills are here to well poison against cloud truthers. Clouds are fake and gay.Clouds are too heavy to float, it's literally impossible and you're a collosal retard. The trust-the science crowd need to wake the fuck up, clouds are fake. Ask yourself this, if clouds were real then why has nobody ever captured a piece of a cloud and brought it back to earth. How come airplanes never crash into the clouds and explode? Show me even one picture of a man or even a bird walking on a cloud that isn't cgi, you can't. The government always lies.
>>532294965Kek definitley here, and no shekels to be found.
>>532293167I was in the navy for 7 years and am qualified on halifax class ships and victoria class submaines. I was also an army man for 6 years.
>>532293167>Waive Clever. Lol.
>>532293167I also am a flat earther and want to go beyond the Ice Wall but how will the satanic demon elite allow us? Won't they just blow us up before we reach the other side?
>>532295191We will take some planes as well as use the tanker as a refueling station and coordinate with the Norwegian government as a research/exploration vessel.
>>532295191yes. its clearly a sudoku mission
>>532295124You will be heavily vetted for being a glownigger, because the navy is full of traitors, but if interested join the telegram. Are you ice certified? Have you worked in the arctic, and can you operate a sun compass during the polar summer? It is more difficult due to the sun changing very little position.
>>532294999ALOHA BAKER
>>532293167How about cheaper version of draft dodging...just go wilderness of Canada....no one comes looking you from there...just take plenty warm clothes with you.
>>532295124Thanks for your cervix ZOGbot.
>>532295633if i really had to, I would get a giant fuel tank and tow it with my boat, and go to one of the smaller islands around here in Hawaii. the hard part is: the ocean is fucking scary man. even on a big ass boat like in the OP, and I don't think you chuds are fully aware of that. Most of you have never even experienced seasickness, to the degree where you can only lay down and pray it goes away, but it doesnt, because youre in the middle of the FUCKING ocean with no way to allow yourself to rest. I'm just saying, getting on a boat is one thing but being at sea with a bunch of keyboard warrior chuds for any amount of time is actually terrifying to imagine. That said, I would love to see you guys pull this off.
>>532296410About half of us are crypto chuds. The other half will be trained crew. We're gonna take as many as we can but there is a crew cabin as well as civilian rich chud warrior cabin as well.
>>532293167You lost tranny
>>532296410Also we will have a helicopter and have enough fuel to air vac up to 8 at a time to get over sea sickness.
>>532296980Meh it's better than being drafted Moshe.
>>532296630The literal idea that anyone would risk letting a schizophrenic autist outside of the Ice wall is ludicrous.How about instead of dreaming about spreading the virus that is humanity to fuck up lands beyond the ice wall, you actually try to unfuck everything your ancestors did on terra?1. You will never get the resources for this2. You will be stopped and imprisoned3. If you are not stopped and imprisoned by a coalition of 170+ combined countries militarily, you will be shot the fuck down and sunk.Live your shitty dreams in your head and leave the real world for people with actual brains.
>>532297162Why are you such a fucking coward?all your life you ate hotdogs, hamburgers and french fries.now it's time to pay the toll for all the freedoms you've enjoyed all your life.Fucking goyim so cowardly, goddamn
>>532296410I have limited sailing experience on a steel ship and have been in storms.if you waive the fee, or lower it, I'll be a reserve steersman and general crew.also don't usually have any seasickness.
>>532297217They will all be busy in the meat grinder after Russia invades Europe and USA is battling Chinks. Now is the best time to escape tard. US is moving all its forces out of the arctic along with Putin.
>>532297412KYS kike.
>>532297412The fact that you are pressing this hard as well makes me think the North Pole is not guarded very well either. There was supposed to be expedition for this and the people were killed before hand. Makes me think it's not as guarded as we think.
>>532293167>below the age of 40the draft will be for the age slot 45-65.zoomers and millennials are non functional human beings.
>>532297450No, nigger. I'm a fucking lion, lions don't run, they tear shit up.Fucking pussy ass niggers like you who can't even fathom the real world think you can sail the arctic seas and fly helicopters like it's GTA?This isn't a fucking video game, stupid motherfucker
>>532297427I should mention that the fee is waived for crew. If you fit any one of the 17 spots for the crew you are free. Everyone else including myself will put up $100,000. I have several others already friends that will pay.
>>532297668No you're worse. you're retarted. Enjoy the meat grinder kike. Iran will run through you.
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>>532297675Nigger you just said in your telegram that you are chemically lobotomized schizophrenic with no friends, now you're making shit up about you and your friends having a 100k to spare?I fucking pity the people you will scam for money and then go off to buy meth and crack with, nigger.
>>532297728>you're retartedlolbefore thinking about antarctica how about you try leaving your mom's basement for once, fagget?
>>532297844How do I know your a jew... It's a joke
This is the highest effort scam thread I've seen in a while
>>532297974I own my own house. Kek
>>532293167Miles is that you ?
>>532298320Really? It's literally 0 effort and OP is a fucking retarded faggot. He's asking to send him crypto right now on telegram to buy the ship and the helicopter.Lol, kinda even lmao a little bit.
>>532295405I didnt really do navigation of the ship. Only ever went to the artic as an infantryman. I did a some of the army phyops coursing and was briefly in the naval tactial operations group kinda surprised glow niggers never tried to recruit me after I left. I dont got telegram sorry.>>532295945Just doing my part for Gods chosen people. I was 2008 I didn't even know what a kike was.
>>532293167>I am a schizo You are>I am offering you a chance to for $100,000It was an equivalent to now (NOW) 100 billion. Not now hundert thousand. > am offering you a chance to for $100,000 to leave the surface of the earth on a large icebreaker vessel with a helicopter padRoutes are closed since '87Damn please kill yourself ASAP.
>>532293623>we need a cook.done, I will set up an indian street food table on the ship
>>532299643YOU AREHIRED
>>532297844show your real flag diseased kike
>>532299407You don't know that. KIkes killed this guy before he could go because the routes are not closed. https://www.voyagehollowearth.com
>>532293167What type of engineer are you specifically looking for?
>>532293167>Henlo frens of /pol/. I am a schizo that sees the world turning to shit, and want off this ride.Me too, OP, but there's only one Way off this rock.Judgment is coming.
>>532293167Yeah, I'm totally down for going out to sea with someone who introduces themselves as a schizo.
>>532301008Im not schizo it was just my opener lol
>>532300192You already know who I am, why the flag shit, schizo fagget?You know why I fucking love war? Because I am the one who decides who gets drafted. I fucking love my job, and I fucking love war even more.You're already fucked by discussing how to avoid being drafted, you stupid fuck, hahahaha
>>532300866Diesel Tech, and anyone experienced in fixing shit that breaks like engines and helis.
>>532295022>cloud truthersI hope you choke on a scientist's cock.
>>532300666
Just a friendly reminder for everyone who has posted in this thread.Encouraging, counseling, or aiding someone to evade the draft is a federal crime by US law.Oh, don't get me started on the hate speech just because I'm doing my job. :)
>>532301894There has to be one first.
>>532293167No one's gonna set sail on a ship where the skipper gets paid $500/day....lol!
>>532302026Fine Doubled to $1k
>>532293734Chat are these real?
>>532301367If that's what's happening then HOW do the elites avoid breathing the same air we do? You can't make a vaccine against breathing aluminum.
>>532293167I'm tempted to throw in 100k just to see where this goes. Under the condition that you give me exclusive rights to all the audio and video material made during that journey. I'm not some decadent child-fucker who throws away 100k for nothing.
>>532293167You know this shit sounds crazy, but I wish you are right just for the lols. Best of luck anon.
>>532302706>Tendering paying like 280-300. Dude's full of shit. 500 isn't bad pay for crew.Dude....I used to make $300/day as a tugboat deckhand...back in 2002! Skippers (on our small harbour tugs) were making close to $500/day.......we're talking about the Master of an ocean going vessel, an Icebreaker FFS! I can appreciate OP's fanciful thinking, but......enjoy your draft, OP.
>>532293167I'll just go buy that boat on my own and leave your schizo ass on the dock.
Id rather give it to israel
>>532303257Done. You don't want to come along for the ride Hans?
>>532303462There's 10 more to pick from
>>532303543You know what, on the closer look that's not such a bad idea. When I die, I give everything I owned to Israel. My kids aren't going to like it, but they're useless faggots anyway.
>>532293734>Altitude 1400 ft>Mountains beloware you retarded?
>>532304425>It appears to be an elephant! NO! It looks more like a mammoth!lol'ing so hard
>>532303948lol noI wrote an indepth article about the Brony culture 15 years ago, even visited a bronycon convention. Huge 4chan-based internet cult back then. Gave me a rather good idea of what type of men to expect from 4chan. Body odors are probably much less pungent in the arctic climate, but even so, no, thanks.
>>532293167Um excuse me, but we already won the wart and defeated them, there will be no draft. Unless it's beer.
I can cook and am a chemist, can I join?
>>532304629>mfw me and you are in the first wave
>>532293167Interesting that you post this now...Recently quit my dredge job, and have been trying to get in with NOAA while I wait on the NMC to open back up so I can finally get my AB.idk, mite be interested, but I'm detecting a lot of iffiness here.Doesn't pass the sniff test.
>>532303948>>532303257off topic but how do i find the right people to invest into my engineering firm. im turning down all kinds of work because i cant afford to hire real talent. I don't hire 3rd worlders ive just been paying USA based subcontractors here and there. Niche industrial software. I just haven't really put any time into hiring, currently making around 350k/yr, missed the boat on crypto.
>>532304808Ask a recruitment consultant. Or ChatGPT. I breed horses. What do I know?
i can cook but i cant pay 100k
>>532293167Anon you do realize they'll just shoot you if you even come close to make it out if the ice wall right?
>>532304800your loss, retard. it's only 100k.you can see mammoths and shit like that
>>532305009>horsesI uhh... OK. nvm. I will refrain from asking some questions, that i'm sure a lot of us have. I dont rely on GPT for actual advice. Good luck everyone>>532301894Shut up
>>532305932ya'll really are fucking retarded, anyone falling for this shit deserves their money taken away from them.>let's escape this shithole together, JUST LIKE HITLER TO THE LANDS FREE OF THE JEW>oh and BTW we'll need lots and lots of money, because money is what we will need in antarctica and beyond>once we're in agartha with the tall whites, the mammoths and the pleiadians, we'll be rich
>>532305236Nah they won't. If you are a research vessel they've tried to stop people before because once you're out there they can't do anything it'll attract too much attention. They killed this guy and some of his crew before he left because they don't have defense up there. And we will be especially in the clear when Finland invades Russia in a couple months.https://www.voyagehollowearth.com
>>532306596Pretty much, why would anon need money when he's heading to a location where USD is immediately worthless? Gee i wonder.
>>532304800Join the telegram we could use people with experience.
>>532293167Hello saar, how can i apply? I always loved Microsoft. Uwu
>>532304808Find rich people on the internet. There are many that are bored. Present a good business plan with profit, and they will invest.
>>532305678>>532306596This guy admitted to being Jewish earlier in the thread.
>>532306669You will be killed on sight or upon arrival because :-You are making it out-You are a biohazard to life outside the ice walls.In the off chance that isn't a cryptoscam (it is), arm yourself very fucking well, and don't get a random boat, get yourself a warship with canons, a sonar, and radar jammers.
>>532306899There's no biohazard. The people of inner earth actually escort you into their society. According to Admiral Byrd its a high tech society.
>>532293167It's a ball, there is no escape
>>532306800i can admit to being fucking hitler or trump, doesn't mean it's true. i've larped as a secret agent before, and made threads similar to this but never got the point where i am scamming lonely autists online because that's what pieces of shit like you are for, you fucking worthless nigger.
Mental illness and paranoid persecution fantasies thread
>>532293167>the other side of the ice wall
>>532306899Also, they shill hard to stop you in here because they don't have any real reason to shoot down a research vessel. Meaning, this trip is not only viable but probable to be completed without any safety risks other than mistakes we make ourselves (Food, fuel, navigation, crew)....
>>532307040Literally doesn't make any sense, we're theorically separated by an ice wall but at the same time they also welcome you with welcome hands.Despite the bacteria you would bring in along that would murder their entire ecosystem.Say this is real, they would bring you to quarantine first, kill you second, and go out with your belongings third, it's getting clearer you're just trying to part young retards with their crypto here.
>>532307563Im putting up my own shekels. Also they are peaceful people. We present no threat to them.
>>532293167>>532293714>>532293734The globohomo navies (NATO and all the rest) will sink your boat if you don't turn around when ordered. If this was a massive coordinated exploration of the outer edges then they might not be able to sink all of them. People generally don't have the spare cash to embark on such explorations otherwise it would have happened already, and those who have the means and resources will not risk their good life.
>>532304808>i can't afford to hire real talentHow much do you pay per year, and do you allow remote work?
>>532307864Not if you're a classified research vessel.
>>532307864They will also be too busy dealing with Russia.
>>532307977That's not happening, it's all in your head.
>Putting together a team of extraordinary gentlemen>goes to /pol/>everyone who disagrees is a jew>/pol/ anime image board of anonymous brony nazis>putting together a teamsometimes it just gets tiresome. get fucked, retards.
>>532308169Nah bruv im taking planes too. They can't get us all.
>>532308214You are a jew though kek you admitted it earlier in the thread. And the shilling against this makes me wanna do it even more. Im calling the Norwegian govt tomorrow cus I am Nord and gonna ask if they will shoot us down. KEK
>>532308169>>532308214You both are delusional Norway will not shoot down one of its $20,000,000 to $40,000,000 boats.
>>532308523Just ask him if payment is upfront to end the thread.
>>532308686Half up front, other half upon return or success.
>>532308523i'm in a country that has 2000 jews, you are in a country that has 8 millions jews.if one of us is a jew (keep in mind jews will always accuse you of what they are doing themselves) chances are astronomically higher that you are in actuality the real kike. but hear this:>i offer you a chance to get off this shithole for 100 000 dollars.you wrote this, so who's the real fucking jew here?yeah, shut the fuck up dumb nigger.
>>532307864If the earth is flat then the sun has to be circling overhead to explain day/night cycles (even though you would still see the sun at night the same way you can see a cars headlights in the distance long before its light illuminates the ground around you)if the sun was circling overhead it would be largest at noon when it was closest to you then it would appear smaller throughout the evening as it shrank away from view. because an object appears large when close and small when far away.BUT THE SUN APPEARS THE SAME SIZE ALL DAY. test it with a pair of eclipse glasses, sun is the same size all day.
