>>532295202>dating your employerlol
>>532295202My gf once refused to have sex with me and I beat the shit out of her. Never happened again
>>532295349she can ruin your life
>>532295202>write "exempt" with initials on causes Return while smiling
>>532295349You're a great American.You have to teach women who the boss of the arrangement is.
>>532295202>AMERICAN WOMAN STAY AWAY FROM MEDon't come a hanging around my door.Don't want to see your face no more.
>>532295202Sign this cuckontract anon and you get to stay number 15 in my body count. You don't want to be left for 16 do you?
>>532295202Soo...she is your boss...how much she is paying you?
>>532295202This is actually pretty funny you fags just have no sense of humor
>>532295349based
My gf in college wanted to send me nudes and I told her to have more respect for herself and stop acting like such a slut and she laughed at me and told me I was like her dad.
Imagine having to sign this shit, do chore charts, work 12 hour days for fuck all money and then your white wife fucks off with the kids and shacks up with a niggerWhat happened to American menThey’re all cucked and effeminate now
>>532295951yet u gooned to porn regardless
>>532295951then she sent the nudes to me since you didn't want them
>>532296357No I always found porn very cringe and off putting. She found that funny as well as she was always watching porn on her phone during class and trying to get me to watch it with her.
>falling for karma farming ragebait
>>532296718Your gf sounds like a slut.
women have a natural inclination to overwhelm you with trivial details and micromanage you. dont let it happen. The only chad response to a girl giving you a literal PIP like you're at work is to say nah fuck that I'm not doin it
>>532295349you don't have to beat her, that's illegal brotha. You just have to fuck the shit out of her. That's what they actually want when they pull this shit
>>532295202based
>>532295349Based
>>532296961It's just cnc play. In fact it's cruel and foolish to not have that set up, just agree on a safe-word, and unless she's using that any form of denial or resistance is a demand for rape.
>>532295202>promise ring on right handshe already proved she was crazy and OP stayed so hes obv a desperate faggot anyway
>>532295202his GF bought the Couples PDFs from lesbian Quirk Chungus?
>>532295202Hand her one after:DinnerSexNot playing vidya with youEtc, etc.
>>532295202remember the quirk chungus chick who made her boyfriend do 'relationship performance projects' and then married and divorced him when she was 28 to become al esbian and then realized she wasn't a lesbian and became homeless? I think about that a lot. Or the chick that did ayahuasca "realized she was racist" and divorced her husband? Lol. Being a millennial man I missed out on a lot of dating shit because I didn't do tinder, and the girl I was dating stopped talkign to me around covid because the world was ending. But millennial women sure are fucking garbage lmao.
>>532297571>realized she wasn't a lesbian and became homelessi missed this development.
>>532295726hi fags
>>532295202Their daycare title is their entire identity. I'm guessing your whole relationship is about "stakeholders," "lessons learned," and feedback surveys. I'm also guessing that the same person who considers you to be "emotionally unavailable" also considers IMs and texts to be "intimate" communications.
>>532295202Anybody who genuinely cares about celebrating their birthday after 18 is a mentally stunted individual whose opinions on anything should be roundly ignored and mocked, as appropriate.
>>532297571God I remember seeing some of those videos back in the day, what was her name again?
i dont even remember my own birthday
>>532295202jew daycare
>>532297997>I hate having fun and so should you!
>>532295202thats funny, incel
>>532295202I refuse to believe that’s real, but if it is, fucking LMAO.
>>532297571>>532297651>realized she wasn't a lesbian and became homelessI did not know about this update, please moar details or source.
>>532295202>marriage here is basically like getting a second employerjust one more reason to avoid it like the plague
>>532295951Sounds like she was sending nudes to her dad too.
>>532298364>I get cranky when the world doesn't cater to me on muh speshul day and so should you
>>532299197valid text interpretation
>>532295349This is what women secretly want.
>>532295202
>>532297997Sane people in america stop making a big deal after 21 because thats when you can buy alcohol, they might have a dirty thirty but after that who gives a fuck. I’ll probably celebrate the birthday i qualify for boomer good goy bucks, if any even exist when I'm 65+.
>>532298760it doesn't look like she is homeless on her instagram. she is just Auschwitzmaxxing and taking medshttps://www.instagram.com/thecenteredlifeco/
>>532295202>I.C WeinerAh crud
>>532298760
>>532295468Women love you more when you beat them
>>532295202I didn't even read past the title in that photo.It's bullshit, I'm calling it fake. If it's not it should be (fake)I think I'd get cancer if I read that.
>>532299708This is 100% true
>>532299708I don't think that is true
>>532295202>kek
>>532296961>you don't have to beat her, that's illegal brotha. You just have to fuck the shit out of her. That's what they actually want when they pull this shitThis anon gets it. Women get uppity when they haven't been dicked down lately. Force her down and she'll be happy for a while.
>>532295349Did she survive the beating?
>>532295202Here you go.>>532298760>>532297651Surprise surprise, the girlboss chungus didn't work out and she the relationship ended. She did a trama tiktok (of course she did).
>>532295349i’ll just beat my meat
>>532295202Bitch I only fuck you cause you got a hole, I don't even like you get out of my house.
>>532296357Men that have GFs don’t need porn, porn is for men that can’t get GFs or have ugly GFs
>>532295349I wish my gf could beat the shit out of me.
>>532295349I wouldn't waste my time beating a woman for something so trivial. The only time I was told no by my wife, I responded with "ok" then turned over. She started sucking my dick immediately after.
>>532296940you should respond with a termination letter, pink slip her ass
>>532295202Do the needful.
>>532295951>told me I was like her dad.
>>532296940another example
>>532297270My gf said she didn't want a safeword at first, and encouraged me to just do whatever I want to her any time. Then she said it would be hotter if there was a safeword, so she could use it and I could ignore it anyway. Women are silly.
>>532299845Not even worth the effort frankly. Pussy is overrated. Inb4 the dude with the world's fattesr wife tells me I'm wrong lmao.
>>532300082DudeI have a girlfriend that strength trains and she is really strongWhen we have sex she takes it from me. She roughs me up and generally puts her fist in my ass.It's awesome
>>532299635>first doctor saw no need to give her amphetamines>jumping through hoops to get access by switching providers and doctors until she gets one that gives her amphetamines.Calling it now, she’s a “self diagnosed” drug addict who searched for a doctor that would just hand her pills.Ty btw. Its like a train wreck that keeps crashing and i cant look away.
>>532295202Dont forget her birthday. It's not hard, it wasnt a surprise. Take her for dinner or some shit. Buy her flowers. Tell her happy birthday and you have plans on X day. Like 20 minutes of effort and every-fucking-thing online reminds you constantly.But this document? Fuck that shit. I'd laugh, crumple it in front of her face, leave, and never come back. She's justified in being mad, but that kind of shit? I'm not dating my boss or human resources, we are partners at minimum, and I wear the pants when push comes to shove in exchange for you getting to do basically whatever you want with loose guidelines and moderate support. "Improvement plan". "Half birthdays". "Scheduled check in". Suck my dick.
>>532295202AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Imagine putting your dick in the HR roastiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcudLL6a5Ig
>>532295202Dating a girl in HR.NGMI.
>>532299635> destroys her marriage> tries to be a sexual deviant, can't even fake that and gives up> tries to get hooked on drugs to claim mental problems, has to jump through psychiatrists who won't entertain her bullshitWhat is this chick's endgoal here? It's an obvious descent to madness, thankfully not as destructive as /our/ gal Lainey. But nonetheless same outcome.
>>532295349>My gf once refused to have sex with me and I beat the shit out of her. Never happened againYes, percussive maintenance has it's place, but when your dishwasher stops working you need to find another.
>>532301455it's either fake for points or they are both beta chuds i almost guarantee it
>>532295202LOL he got put on a PIP!
>>532295202Hi Michael! Please tell Katherine I will pick her up at 8. I got held up closing this deal but I think she will consider it to be worth her wait once I tell her the details. We might even have a little something for you if you're good <3
>>532295202I'd dump her on the spot for this.
>>532302676Facts.
>>532295349Whish I could remember the fit girl pasta
>employee Dump her, she has no respect for you.
>>532303827The hugs must be so good
>>532300483That’s so fucking cringe and gay. Corporate America really has done a number on the normgroids’ minds.
>>532303827Men only want one thing and it's fucking hueg.
>>532295202>>532295308
>>532295349I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did. We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great. But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something. Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you." All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried. Do with this information what you will.
>>532295349>>532295468duality of Bulgarians
>>532295202When women speak and behave like this, it's their way of telling you not to feel guilty about cheating on her and it's time to start looking for her replacement
>>532297571the covid breakups sure taught me that human beings do not have any free will. Or at least women. They act entirely on a programming. Mine was gushing about me to all her friends and saying i could do anything i wanted to her for years, and me fucking her in every way imaginable to man, and then Covid hit and she had to change all her life and habits and interests overnight. Just had to. It's like a switch in her brain flipped once she spent a mandated week indoors.
>>532299635>trust the experts>unless that expert doesn't give you the drugs you want, in that case, see more experts until one gives you a magic pilll
>>532295349Omega based fuck reddit
>>532304160She should stop being a piece of shit, good for you bro
>>532295951Same situation hereI regret it so fucking much, i still jerk off thinking about her but got no nudes to enhance the experience. Since then I just farm nudes of every girl I can they all go to my happy coom time collection
>>532295202just say that you're a jehovah's witnesses and it goes against your religious beliefs to celebrate birthdays.Then submit a complaint to HR for harassment.
>>532295202Does anybody remember that tiktok of that one couple who do "annual relationship performance reviews" in a similar manner to this reddit post?Everything about this and that couple would be my worst nightmare.
>>532299938>its not X, its YWhy do you choose to consume so much AI slop
>>532300483mfer married the hr department
>>532308048Nevermind, I didn't notice that somebody already posted it lol >>532300483
>>532304160based copypaster
>>532295349you are a good and righteous man
>>532295349Finally a man who has a backbone.
>>532295349That’s because you revived her orgasms with that beating.
>>532295202Paying your employer.
>>532308048Yeah, the broad in that couple came out as ghey and left him.
>>532295202you should sexually harass her.rape her in her sleep
>>532295349She wanted it. You passed the shit test
>>532300483>>532299635She gave up a husband who put up with her stupid HR shit for prescription amphetamines.Can't help but notice she tagged her latter post with the song "Married Life." Many such cases.
>>532295726>You don't want to be left for 16 do you?oh anon.... you might be #15 but she's already on 26
To be fair, I don’t think this is a cuck move at all. I’ve had a ton of horrible / abusive / toxic relationships. Most of the issues stemmed from lack of communication. 6 months later they would bring up something from the past that they just dwelled on the whole time, while hating me more and more. At least this way, she’s expressed something bothersome to her. Put thought and effort into improving the relationship. To me, that’s way better than them deciding to move out or start some nasty argument. Sometimes we just need the opportunity to fix the problem.
>>532299635>>532299694Welp. Sad, really. I wonder what the ex-husband is thinking right now
>>532295202she is just trying to be funny and cute with this
>>532300483jfc
