the people of iran will love thisthis is sure to win them over
Don't care, Jesus is coming back.
>>532303152>we can easily open the straitso here's the thing. we can't..
>>5323034402 weeks
>>532303152this war is winnable. Iran doesn’t stand a chance if we put boots on the ground in 2-3 days. It’s not going to be like Iraq or Afghanistan, this one is a cakewalk and the people hate the government.
>>532303152ur moms a gusher
I bet if we nuked Israel, Iran would agree to his demands. So we should just do it.
>>532303238Are messianic Jews a zionist op?
>>532303512
>>532303512utterly delusional
>>532303512I love that this is the new copypasta
>>532303238That's pathetic that anyone thinks they can force God's Hand. I shall take a few years in purgatory most likely for enjoying watching God crush them with their own blasphemous hubris. But it will be worth it to hear their screams and lamentations before the silence of their unending deaths.
>>532303534god, take me back to the innocent days of those things bussin in my mouf while I gargle a fruitbythefoot
>>532303152This is Lambright tier logic and delusion. Holy shit.
>>532303152Someone please take his phone away.
>>532303152>comoros
>>532303152Why bother to win them over?
>>532303152I'm convinced he isn't even in control of the government anymore. He's built his own incompetent deep state.
this cheeto and his administration have no idea what they're doing
>>532303712would you HAPPEN to know any QUIRKY network providers that HAPPEN to provide servers that JUST SO HAPPEN to be of your flag's origin? you're not wanted by europol after all hehe.
>>532303712utterly rare
What in the fuck is he even talking about or doing.
>>532303152IMO, he's signaling a ground invasion here. In his money-addled brain, a jingling of coin makes any distasteful proposal acceptable to objectors.
>>532303152Precisely how many barrels of oil will I be receiving if I allow Trump to use my tax dollars for this?>Nothing, you get zero barrels for thisInteresting. Request denied.
>>532303440But we can. We're just waiting to see who won't be taxed for using it. Simply finding out who our friends are.
Is there no one in the white house to tell him>donald please stop, this is embarrassing, just shut up, please
>>532303152>the people of iran will love thisWho cares what the people of Iran think? We should just kill all of those sandniggers and take the oil. The oil was promised to America by God 3000 years ago.
>>532303440you're fired
>>532303152All the American chuds are gonna get drafted and sent to die for irans oil>You voted for this
>>532303152Wtf is comoros?!
>>532303238In 2 weeks.
>>532303605You have to ask? They're clearly Evangelical at best. A heretical cult. It's equivalent to being jewish. You are willingly committing acts of evil in order to bring about an end times prophecy.
Is he trying to demoralize the ground troops.On purpose
>>532303152As will his Arab allies, they love competition.
>he just needs more time
>>532303152The people of Iran are a bunch of inbred niggers, who cares what they want?
>>532304763It's a meme flag.
>>532303152nobody fucking cares about iran, they let themselves get cucked by the irgc and got raped and forced to practice shariahow about you quit being a lil bitch, have you tried that yet?
>>532303789>RABBI YESHUA WILL COME BACK IN TWO MORE WEEKS!Sure thing, kike worshiper.
>>532304993Now do niggers in America.
Nobody ever thinks about the troops opinion.
>>532303881At least Lambright isn't a psychopathic dick sucker of jews the way trump is.
>>532303152is he that dumb that he thinks americans want to go to war for oil again
>>532303152what about bruce springsteen?will he love this?
>>532303512Iran has more soldiers than the US. You think 20,000 US soldiers flying into israel can defeat the 1 million soldiers waiting for them in Iran? Stupid dumbfuck.
>>532304020he never was in control. he has always been an easily influenced retard who will do anything he is told so long as the people around him pretend to like him and tell him he is doing a good job.
>>532303152Do they even have computers in Comoros?
>>532303152>rareit's just fun to watch.
>>532303152>take the oilfrom other countries...?
>>532305209there is probably a few to use as a proxy I imagine.
>>532305055People care about the consequences though.You lost tranny
>>532305355bot detected
>>532303152Keep the oil? Keep the fucking oil?we have our oil and you keep it and charge us an arm and a leg for it.It's time to nationalize the oil
>>532303152Nobody cares what Iranians want. We are going to kill their entire government until they stop replacing them, and then we are going to push our own replacements and that will be it.
>>532303551Kek they would even accept your demands then and gave you 24/7 live cam to all their bases so u can know they arent doing shit
>>532304420Controlling US, Canadian, Venezuelan, and Iranian oil means controlling the majority of the world's proven oil reserves.The US will be able to completely corner the market and absolutely control the oil market far more than OPEC was ever able to do. We can start charging $500/bbl, and everyone else will be forced to pay. The world currently consumes ~100 million bbl per day, meaning the US could realistically start making a net profit of 10-20 billion per day. This is enough money to pay off all national debt within a few years, and to provide a UBI of ~$20k per year to every single person in the US.If Trump pulls this off, not only will go down in history as the greatest American President by far, he will arguably be remembered as the most successful leader in history.
>>532304441Were people being taxed for passing through the Strait before israel attacked Iran? Sounds like a jew problem, we should just cut them loose and let them deal with the consequences of their actions.
Hey can someone pls switch out the word "oil" for "cum" and post it. I just think it would be very funny is all sorry am posting from a flip phone
>>532305411Tranny detected
>>532303509Yes
>>532305668im sorry you dont have the ability to comprehend what im saying but then again you are swede so obviously a retarded muslim
>>532305553No. They weren't being "taxed" per se, but they controlled it. Now we will as well as the strait. We win, they lose.
>>532305776Is that you trying to use big words? Has the estrogen messed with your brain?You lost tranny
Can’t even secure the river they transport the oil on, just red meat for the retards.
>>532303238I can hear her stupid cunt voice from here
>>532303152Oil keepers on suicide watch
>>532305474You retards never learn. Oh well. Guess that's why you're a retard.
>>532304441> friendsUnfortunately we are on that list.
>>532303152everyone but the usa and israel has access to iranian oil lol
You think Iran is winning, and I'm the retard? LMAO
>>532306081Of course you are. You slap someone hard enough and they do exactly what you say.
8d chess bro, trrust the two more weeks.
>>532304651early retirement, liberul
>>532306293Iran isn't winning, but neither is the US, which is funny if you compare the cost.Which kinda makes Iran the winner. People are expendable anyway
>>532303152>ComorosHolly fuck Moshe, that proxy is cool
>>532303881KEK that's why he is struggling to post here after the new captchas. Retard is so low IQ he can't even compare two objects.
>>532303152>giving a shit about what mudslimes think or care about.OP IS A FAGGOT.
>>532303152Stop barking and do it you fucking faggot.
>if you spend less money while dying than the people who killed you spent while killing you then you winA student of the great philosopher Trudeau I see
>>532304993Yeah Muslims suck and all but why should I care about Israel or what happens in the Middle East again? Your nose is showing.
>>532306763Trudeau is the next Sun Tpoo
>>532303152>Someone... anyone... p-pleaseThis has to be the most pathetic ridiculous little piece of shit loser to ever sit in the White House office. It's astonishing to think how many retards have voted him TWICE.
>>532303152We killed their Pope retard you really think the Iranians are willing to play any sort of ball anymore?
>>532303512what an idiot
>>532304993Oh and you know what else is true, those nations have bad genetics with or without Islam and the cousin fucking. You god damn kike piece of shit.
>>532303789See, this is what I don't get. If you believe in a god which enjoys crushing and torturing people... why do you think you're not going to just endlessly be punished and tortured yourself? It's not like god himself has any rules, right? He can do whatever he wants to and no one can stop him. It seems to me that if god punishes and tortures anyone for ultimately arbitrary reasons that all of us will likely be punished and tortured. That's some weak shit. Since faith itself in religious contexts has a sort of power, the highest-leverage option here seems to be disbelief. Maybe what we get when we die is just a manifestation of what we believe in. I would much prefer eternal nothingness to the chance of inadvertently creating an unending torture prison. You can miss me with that shit 2bqh
>>532306931You're an idiot.
>>53230551710/10 post, I kneel.
>>532303152These satanic pedos are completely out of touch with reality
>>532307257Literally every point in your post is wrong. Get educated on religion if you want to post about it. It's Easter, a good time to start. Go to church this weekend.
>>532307538Not just for posts I bet.
>>532305183Did you know that they were conquered multiple times in the ancient and Middle Ages with horse and spear armies? They're not that good at war tbqh.
>>532307600Nah man. It's very much rational to assume a gay torture-god when there exist things like e.g. the Amalekites. Biblical god seems pretty evil, and I will very gladly continue to reject faith as a sorting mechanism. After all, all the sorting mechanism does is apply an ex post facto characterization to the more basal assertion that the act of faith has some kind of determinative power as to outcomes in the hereafter. You may like that sorting method because you read about it in a book once, but I don't think there's any reason why this book some humans wrote has any special claim on divine provenance. When you really think about it, if god does actually exist, it is an entity (or more probably, a force) so far beyond the ability for humans to imagine or interpret that no human alive has ever managed to meaningfully express even a single tiny facet thereof, right? Anyway, yeah, I think that if faith has determinative power, we may just end up in the afterlives in which we have faith. I'll take nothingness, thank you very much -- a kind of reverse Pascal's wager. Miss me with that church shit lol
>>532308242Holy shit, you just doubled down on a completely wrong post with more completely factually incorrect nonsense. There are too many for me to bother addressing, so I'll just point out this one. >so far beyond the ability for humans to imagine or interpret that no human alive has ever managed to meaningfully express You've never heard of Jesus, I guess.
>>532308442Once or twice, yeah. Hey man, if you're feeling out of your depth, you could always just disappear instead of trying this silly shit lol. I know my objections are rational, and I know you're not answering them. You COULD try this little social engineering experiment if you really want to, but... you're barking up the wrong tree, just so you know
>>532303512I disagree.You see, this war is winnable. Iran doesn’t stand a chance if we put boots on the ground in 2-3 days. It’s not going to be like Iraq or Afghanistan, this one is a cakewalk and the people hate the government.
>>532307786>in the ancient and Middle Ages with horse and spear armies>Did you know that the US lost to Canada and they burned down the white house? They're not that good at war either tbqh.
>>532303152Just openly admitting to criminality, wild
>>532304441>pay tax to use the strait>or pay America tax+tip to be friendsmigger cope holy shit
>>532308583You're the one out of your depth. Like I said, every single point you made in your original post was factually incorrect. I don't argue with retards who argue no one has ever understood god when we literally have him appear on earth telling us what he wants.
>>532303512Ah yes the Iraqis LOVED saddam
>>532309018Yet here you are still trying really hard to tell me (for the third time now) that you won't argue with me. Are you just kinda unfamiliar with this stuff? Never gotten this far before? I could totally imagine people getting bored of the "hehe ur dumb praise jesus!" ad nauseam thing and just... stop replying to you. You don't seem like the kind of person who does a lot of arguing in general lol.
>>532308821>You see, this war is winnableSure... you've just gotta put American boots on the ground to do it. Then, unless you want to try to declare victory early as possible and then run away with your tail between your legs (ask Putin how that worked out for him), you need an actual win condition. The problem is that if you put American boots on the ground... have you been following the Ukraine war much? Just imagine what the reaction is going to be once you start seeing American servicemen getting blown in half by drones and killing themselves in muddy trenches. You guys are way too deterministic and linear about this stuff. You have no conception of how quickly things can grow way beyond control.
>>532309243Just start with the point I mentioned if you want to argue. I mean, I clearly pointed it out. It seems you're the one that doesn't want to argue, otherwise you'd already be defending yourself on the point I attacked.
>>532309004Tax+tip to America. Sounds good to me because I'm an actual American, not some shitskin posing as one.
>>532309243>You don't seem like the kind of person who does a lot of arguing in general lol.I've been on the internet since before 4chan existed. I'm smarter than you and I've won more arguments than you've taken breaths in your life.
>>532303152wait didn't he just make an announcement on national tv 2 day ago saying well leave without reopening it?
>>532309855>>532309907Look at this fuckin goober so keyed up that he's replying TWICE to the same post lmao. Got any more super urgent points you want to add on?
>>532309988It's a memeflag, how smart can he be?
>>532309988Nothing more cringe than someone double replying to the same post.
>>532305436>we have our oilwho is "we"? Are you in the rich club?
>>532303152>HELP IS ON THE WAY>bombs and kills them
>>532303152be honest he thought the people of the usa would love this
>>532309988Feel free to admit you forgot about Jesus, retard.
>>532311059>be honest he thought the people of the usa would love thisno we want him to face Nuremberg consequences at this point.
>>532303512That's how the jews get you
>>532303152This retard is all about optics. Why is he acting like a woman? I thought miggers didn’t like women for this reason.
>>532303152>We attacked Iran for the oil!I guess that's better than attacking Iran because Trump loves sucking Jewish cock.
>>532303534/thread
Why are you on a nigger island
>>532304441Jamgoys have no friends sir
>>532303820Such a faggot. I stayed away from that gay shit in my mouth, because I wasnt a faggot. I beat you like pop rocks too you cocksucker.
>>532304441Everyone will be taxed. Iran needs reparations to rebuild. And, rightfully so. Everyone will gladly pay it.
>>532303152They unironically will, because they prefer it over going to the regime that is killing them.It's not like the ordinary citizen in Iran enjoys the oil revenues, it all goes to the IRGC and their missile program.Daft cunt.
>>532313076>the regime that is killing them.Most likely propaganda, but that regimen is dead and reportedly the regime that replaced them is also dead. The US is negotiating with fake Twitter regimes. Things have gone to shit quickly and it seems Iran is outmaneuvering us in that field.
>>532311059The trump demographic are the ones who watched team America and their take away was that America fuck yeah was a good ideology
>>532303152That flag holy fucking shiny
>>532303152>Short disjointed sentences, random sections boldedUnironic schizo behaviour, he's trying to talk over the voices in his head.
>>532303152Make Iran’s Oil Truly American
>>532303152The people of Iran will do whatever the people in power want. They have been trained by Iran to stay in line.
>>532303238This creature will never go to heaven
>>532303152>if I don't steal it, someone else willhe went full jew
>>532303238>Jesus is coming back>20 And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand.>2 And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,>3 And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season.Its the jew antichrist
>>532303152With the Rotchild Federal Reserve's hands off the entire world the plan for one world government is kept off of and out of the world's women. The next part of the winning is where everyone remembers the part where he always said "No War With Iran No War With Iran No War With Iran No War With Iran No War With Iran No War With Iran No War With Iran this whole thing and god dammit you you little glowmohomo if you're just going to ((((joosh joosh there)))) is still no need to show hole."This raises the approval rating back up to upper 90s.You had the true U.S.A.E. all along the way, and still do.
