Kristi Noem once demanded a total ban on drag shows at South Dakota’s public universities, sneering that “these divisive theories shouldn’t be celebrated through public performances on taxpayer-owned property.” She raged against “gender theories” and “radical indoctrination” while pretending to champion free speech.Meanwhile: her husband Bryon Noem was secretly living his own crossdressing fantasy — dressing up in giant fake breasts made from balloons, pink hotpants, tight crop tops, and figure-hugging outfits to chat with online “bimbofication” fetish models. Photos from early 2025 show the 56-year-old pouting and posing, gushing over “huge, huge ridiculous boobs” and sending more than $25,000 via Cash App and PayPal under the name “Jason Jackson.”National security experts are warning this kink could open the door to blackmail by foreign spies — “astounding” bad judgment for the spouse of someone at the highest levels of government.Bryon admitted having a wife and family in the messages, saying things like “I love my wife, I want to get better,” before vanishing and resurfacing. When contacted, he didn’t deny the explicit chats or photos.Kristi’s team says she’s “devastated,” the family was “blindsided,” and they’re asking for privacy and prayers. Funny how the self-appointed guardians of “family values” and anti-drag crusaders always seem to have skeletons (or should we say sequins?) in their own closets. The right loves lecturing everyone on morality… until the spotlight hits home. Classic GOP projection!
>>532309562she knew
Conservatives want to make LGBT exclusive and elite rather than for everyone.
KRISTI GNOMELolROFL
>>532310152Wine Aunt facebook meme
>>532309562Okay but it’s not like he was going to schools and reading books to them and grooming kids. Wearing fake tittys and cross dressing isn’t that big of a deal if they’re not trying to push it on to kids.
"Nobody could ever have guessed Kristi Noem's husband would be into bimbofication" is about as dumb as Trump claiming nobody could have guessed Iran would close the Strait of Hormuz.
>>532309562What's the big deal? I put on a wig and prosthetic breasts when I go food shopping sometimes.
>>532309562would
>>532309562i don't understand why anyone is supposed to care what he does privately but also he's just a repping tranny so i feel bad for him
