>2000: vote for Bush>gets us stuck in two forever wars and a housing collapse"Mission Accomplished" – my 401(k) accomplished suicide>2008: vote for Obama>drones go brrr, banks get bailed out, I get a cool "you can keep your doctor" liethanks for the hope, now I hope my job survives>2016: vote for Trump>four years of rage tweets, cowers to niggers and introduces the Fauci jabno dog never told me to inject Lysol, Donnie>2020: vote for Biden>"return to normal" – normal is $6 eggs and ladyboys mooning at the white houseat least old dogs don't forget what year it is>2024: vote for Trump>tariffs, Epstein files all redacted, war with Iran, truth social old man ranting, MAGA = MIGAno dog would ever wear a kippah and pray to rabbi schneersonMeanwhile, with a dog president for the last 26 years:>never starts a war in the Middle East (too busy chasing a laser pointer)>balanced budgets (eats exactly the amount of kibble given, no more)>no insider trading (can't read a stock ticker, can read your soul)>honest about wanting to sniff crotches. doesn't pretend it's "bipartisan outreach.">sleeps 18 hours a day. still more done than Congress.>every speech is just 30 seconds of tail wagging>national emergencies solved by bringing a slobbery tennis ball to the situation room>executive orders written in pee on the White House lawn (still more legible than current legislation)>veto power = rolling over for belly rubs until they do the right thing>doesn't take billionaire bribes (takes cheese, gives paw – fair trade)>admits when he fucked up (ears go back, tail tucks, apology poop outside)>knows who the enemy is: the mailman, the vacuum, the squirrel in the backyard>doesn't do Bibi's laundry, bites his ankles insteadPOLLING: 94% approval. The 6% are cats.Look at all the horrible garbage you've had to endure for the last quarter of a century.All of the heartache, broken promises, death and destruction....when you could've had President Fluffy instead.
Nice try. Trump is dog. I'm dyslexic.
>>532323948>le flufferino goodboyThis is a cat board, nigger. Go back to resdit where you belong, you subhuman.
>>532323948Woodrow Wilson had a black poodle named Hector. A town in Arkansas was named Hector after the dog. Population 441 and 96% white.
Look at all the seething from the satanic cat golemsYou will never be this white and purebred, feline mutts!!
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>>532326168This is like saying someone's white because they have gray hair lmao, retard
>>532326315WHITER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE, MUTT
